>>657472952
Nah gonna go cruzen with davo and wazza, come round for a piss up after cunt?

>>657472952
Fuck off dickhead

>>657473220
fuck yah cunt, better be none of that vb shit, only in it if theres 4X mate

>>657472952
Neither of you are aussies. You're both wog bogans.
Don't deny it.

Hey Bazza mate, start the truck and load the fuckin rifle cunt, filthy noongs got into the shed again

>>657473549
Pretty spot on, I'm just a wog tho.
You can only be a true aussie if you're a convict cunt

>>657473434
Fuck VB ya daft cunt Carlton draught is the only drink, next y'all say you don't wanna smoke some Winny blues

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most people have these unless you're a rich fag

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knw her?
from melbourne

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>>657473734
Jump over to nz cunt, we have the good shit

>>657473814
I love kicken the legs off them while cunts r sitting on em

Anyone from the Hawkesbury/Windsor area?

>>657474054
fuck off you fob cunt, go play your gutair

Wanna have a cheeky Nando's after gym?

>>657472952
hardly Australian.

>>657474204
Only if I can active my almonds first

oi 3138 you fuckin dogs

>>657474186
fuck you cunt im only half maori, and drums get you more dollars on the street chyee

Fuck off cunts, im off to centerlink

>>657472952
yeah nah mate just gotta drop round ta centrelink at 4 can i come later on th'sarvo?

>>657474160
Blacktown would you like to meet up for sex?

>>657474489
i swear to god all you fobs are the same, you all have that haircut how it's short on the sides with that line, you all play footy, you're all decent at singing and for some reason most of the same "gee" at the end of a sentence.
E.g "ayye wanna go play some footy gee?"

Any of you cunts around here wanna smoke a cone?

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>>657472952
>>657473220
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>>657473549
>>657473693
>>657473701
>>657473734
>>657473814
>>657474643


ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKIN DAY, GET OFF THIS SHIT SITE AND GO DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR COUNTRY, YOU LAZY CUNTS

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>>657473814
and one of these bad boys

>>657472952
>prove you're an aussie
I am a savage descended from criminals and I ruin 4chan.

>>657474962
get fucked cunt

>>657474962
OP here, i'm just killing time while i wait for a pickup to go to the gym ya cunt

>>657472952
lets put another crab on the bari

>>657475004
if theres a party, it's always covered in beer bottles too.

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>>657475058
At least we can go to school and not get shot

It's 1:30 pm on a Tuesday no job I'm and im drinking vb I'm a true blue

>>657472952
"dad the coons are on our front lawn again!"
''just a sec mate ill get the hose"
my childhood

>>657475222
nice trips, yeah but we can still get fully bashed by some coon

>>657475222
>wants to not get shot in a country where small tit porn is a jailable offense
Yeah, you totally win. Not.

>>657475058
Or run a marathon with out getting bombed ha

>>657474048
if you know her ill post oc

don't mind me mates, just gettin me marmite and some shrimp for the barbie and maybe a fosters yeah p.s. ya silly cunts

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>>657475419
THAT FUCKING KILLED ME KEK

>>657475213
or its smashed to a million pieces

>>657475736
or some cunt is sleeping on it

Fucking oath cunt I'm going to get me centerlink in a few then me and the boys are getting a ride from Bazza in his VL down to Cronulla and try to fuck up some Lebs for the anniversary of the riots.

>>657475629
>australians think Americans are distressed by the possibility of violence
We celebrate that shit. You give up your ability to perpetrate it. Kinda sounds like you're a bunch pussies tbh fam.

>>657475713
he used to chase them down the street with it, cause they used to come up and ask for drinks out of it so he'd spray em

>>657476072

Nah cunt, we just fight like real mean with our fists.

The biggest threat to Australian's right now is getting knocked out and smashing your head on concrete.

oi! bezzer and dingo just got back with a right load of freash bondi cigars to throw at drongos boyo! get the longnecks mateys!

>>657475523
> using "Not!"
Is it 1998

>>657476072
AMERICA - THE LAND OF PILLED UP KIDS WHO CANT THINK FOR THEMSELVES,
JUST KEEP FOLLOWING ORDERS YA FILTHY YANK

>>657476420
>with our fists
>fists
more like bottles of vb cunt

>>657476420
Fucking kek. The outsides of night clubs should be padded

>>657472952
"pass the billy"

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT YOU CUNT FUCKING FOREIGNERS

>>657475523
>>657476584
uh oh the linguistic fashion police just called you out!

Avoid Dandenong.

>>657476420
>we just fight like real mean with our fists
Because fighting with your fists is comparatively inconsequential. The stakes are low enough so that even a guy from a nation filled with so many pussies it's still in the commonwealth can participate without fear.

>>657476132
what a fucking childhood you lived my friend, I'll share a story about my friend who lived next to coons.
>be 10 year old me
>obsessed with army
>so is friend
>go over to his house and play armies
>lives on a street well known for being very dangerous and full of abos
>walking along fence trying to be sneaky
>hear yelling from next door
>"dw about it anon that's normal"
>"kk"
>keep moving
>yelling becomes clear
>"fuck you johnny why you be sleep wit me cousin ya cunt"
>kek.gif
>start laughing
>they go quiet
>ohshit.png
>green plastic chair comes flying over fence
>they start banging on the fence
>they throw a fucking used diaper over the fence.
highlight of my childhood

>>657476834
ive spotted the foreigner
its fuck off we're full cunt get it right

>>657476588

Unless you're a fucking wog, you glass a cunt and you're bond to get mobbed if you don't stop after the first hit.

put a shrimp on da barbie

>>657476834

It's "Fuck off we're full" moron.

>>657476887
Considering australians dress like it's 1989, I'm not terribly offended about being labelled anachronistic.

>>657477200
its a PC version thats a lil more safe to stick to the back of ya ute m8

Fuck you dundee!

>>657476916

Mate I sense you got your arse handed to you at school a few too many times, why the hate of fist fighting?

melb nudes? South east nudes? ...Narre noods?

>>657476895
What u say cunt? That's it I'm getting the dandy boyz on to ya meet me at the station in 20

>>657477635
berwick maccas cunt? I'll fucking murder you

>>657477314

But that's where you place the "Fuck off we're full
sticker.

Are you some hipster cunt from Melbourne who doesn't want to offend their equally multicultural group of uni student friends.

Holden vs Ford.

Once and for all boys, give us the answer.

>>657476946
ill share a story from my childhood ive got a few but i dont know which is the best one
>be me
>be 8
>home alone playing vidya
>3 coons knock on my door
>herewego.gif
>they kick down the door
>8 year old me has to hide
>under my bed like a shitcunt
>nek minut
>dad comes home
>come out one is on the floor
>the other 2 ran off
>cops come
>yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah well look into it
and that was that

>>657474048
>>657477613
know her?

>>657477485
I don't hate it. I merely pointed out that you're a proponent of it because you're a coward afraid of real consequences. Work on that reading comprehension.

>>657472952
fuck off ya little abbo cunt aye

>>657477919
Damn na

>>657474432
3219 rep cunt

>>657477747
Bro I'm best mates with Danny Green he taught me heaps of shit you're fucked cunt

3805
>sgoin on

>>657477859
Toyota

>>657475058
so youre american...

>>657477206
broethere, in today's world with things the way they are, anyone who doesn't tend towards the anachronistic simply "doesn't get" what the human experience is all about.

>>657472952
Statistics by moot had shown that the biggest portion of shitposters are aussie. DO with that as you will.

>>657477863
holy shit more pls this is fucking pure gold.
I'll share another.
>be me 14
>dad wants to go camping bc he's a real bogan cunt
>kk dad
>he says were going to hopevale bc of the sand
>idk what hopevale is but sounds okay
>driving up there
>drive past several aboriginal communities
>oh fuck.jpg
>arrive at hopevale
>all servo's have prison like bars on windows
>pcyc has bars too
>even the school has bars
>fuck.exe
>driving down to camping spot
>aboriginals living in fucking shacks
>corrugated iron with a campfire in them
>couldn't sleep for the whole trip because sand flies and fear of being stabbed

>>657478387

Yeah fair point, I do love a Supra.

>>657478465
moots just jealous because he's never had a hot australian girlfriend

something about vegemite

>>657478620
Marmite's the shit, all australians are fucking liars, its so much nicer you dumb cunts

>be Australian
>get arrested for looking at A-Cup pron on 4chan
At least I wasn't one of the 33 per of a million people in the USA who was murdered by guns, amirite m8eys?

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>>657472952
>prove you're an aussie

Any of you faggots still have these? The year 2000 vegemite plate + I have the placemats somewhere with that shitty magnetic game.

>>657478320
berwick maccas kahhhhnt fuck danny green up so many ways
>tfw I thought you said a friends name thats eerily similar

>>657478408
>the lies white trash have to tell themselves to cope

Walkin around wagga wagga in me wife beater and NRL stubbies sippin on a xxxx tinny

>>657479029
>actually trying to argue that the world is better today than it was in say, 1970
>you can't

>>657479246
>misrepresenting another person's argument because your parents didn't care enough to educate you better than a nigger

Coon stories
>go to rocky.
>go to bottlo
>cant ge served because coon kids just robbed them, they have to wait till cops turn up.
>head over to get cash from atm.
>coon just got glassed.
>8 coons come round to bash other coons
>cops roll up and start breaking up the fight
>go to servo for fuel
>old coon lady passed out next to a bowser.

>>657478533
>be me 15
>in shops with dad
>fat white woman ahead probably a SJW
>"Come on tubby guts get out the road!"
> she moves to the side and then tells dad how rude he was
>"Fuck off ya great big whale looking slut go eat another fucking cake"
>she shuts up out of pure shock

>>657478803
Has this actually ever happened?
Seems like An urban legend to me.

>>657479438
what are you blathering about?

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>>657479667
I remember years ago a guy got arrested for looking at simpsons rule34 because it was labeled as CP. Can probably find it in the news if you google it, I remember watching the news report and thinking how retarded that was.

>>657479594
your dad sounds like mine man, so blunt
>be me 11
>dad recently bought 2 dogs, RJ & Bella
>i liked bella more
>one day go to dads house
>"wheres RJ dad"
>well mate...
>RJ's fucking dead.
I tried so hard not to laugh when he said it

>>657479724
It's not hard to figure out if you don't have a learning disability.

>>657479574
moar?
love coon stories

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>>657479864
Yep it happened.

Rule34 can get you v& in Aus. Pretty fucked up

>>657480037
"the world used to be a better place"
>the lies people tell themselves
"you're arguing that the world didn't used to be a nicer place?"
>you're a nigger
"what are you talking about?"
>it's not hard to figure out
okay then, spergio

>>657480013
my grandad was way worse
>watering his lawn
>aye budda can i have a drink out ya hose
>yeah sure mate here you go
>puts his finger over the hose and sprays them in the face and chases them down the road
>the coon on the other side of the road pulls out a spear
>starts waving around his spear cursing in coon launguage
>grandad goes inside gets his rifle and chases him off into the bush shooting into the air to make him run faster
good times cant do that anymore.

>>657480590
>i can't follow or comprehend the discussion
>i'll just insert my narrative because i'm too lazy and stupid to be bothered
>you're the sperg
Whatever you say, uneducated yahoo.

>murgon coons

>Stop in a servo on the way out to moto x park
>pull up next to new falcon
>get out of the car and see 8 coon kids in the back seat.
>big mumma coon in the passenger seat
>lanky crack head dad coon walks back to the car with a 5 boxes of hot chips.
>mumma coon takes 2 and throws 1 into the back.
>chips fly all over the back seat and coon kids are like fucking seagulls on them

>>657481296
you fail mang. mang, mang oh mang you retarded esse

>>657480195
my sister chucked an apple core into the bin and a coon picked it up out the bin and started munchin on it

Coons in West aus

>in Canarvan i think
>go to fish n chip shop
>little coons run in and chcuk throw down poppers into the shop
>little cunts come back with more
>shop keepers says he cant do anything about it becuase the coons parents are at the pub and will bash him if he yells at the kids
>nek minut teenage coon comes in this $50 bucks
>buys $45 worth of chips and an ice break.
>takes chips and goes down to the park, feeds and the little coons.
>drinks the ice break and makes a bong.

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not even the fattest hairiest feminist can like coons thats the thing they're just so ape like in nature they hang out in big fucking packs and they didnt even learn how to speak english or how to assimilate with society until 20 or so years ago

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>>657481087
>aye budda
they all say that shit and it's always so funny
anymore?

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>dog park
>Let the pups run a bit
>some family barbie in the park section
>notice a maxi cab pull up and the door fly open
>FUCKING DOG CUNT FUCKING RACIST
>some boong belting the fuck out of this raghead
>grocerys everywhere, his girl he was with comes over starts bothering everyone
>Drop dogs off at home come back give em a lift unsure why I did
>whole time in the car oh yeah nah cheers braz
>anytime m8 come round for cones ay yeh cheers der lah.

And they wonder why they get such a bad name

"nine hundred dollarydoos???"

3130

>>657474054
Wouldn't that be a change, us hopping over to NZ

This thread accurately represents the views, attitudes and opinions of Australia's unemployed and uneducated. Proud to be degenerate, drug taking, booze guzzling, smoking low-life bogan scum. Pathetic.

>>657475110
It's called a Ute you fuckin mong

>>657483422
SAY IT TO MY FACE CUNT

>>657483013
my mother used to work at woolies in kalgoorlie she said theyd come in holding huge kangeroo tails and shit with flies swarmign them every week cause theyd get payed by the government every week around thursday
any way they didnt know how to shop
they'd get like a pack of chips and a bottle of coke worth $2 or whatever and theyd pay for it with a $3000 gold nugget like here ya go budda

>>657472952

Mate, that's fucking skitz, aye, did Johnno finally get his P's?

>>657483645
>>SAY IT TO MY FACE CUNT
Nah. Your face cunt is too ugly. And smelly.
Go back to wherever your parents came from.

>>657484284
moar?

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>>657483422
these arnt fucken views they're real life events that happened
im educated and my parents and grand parents have all been hardworking quite wealthy people
we just hate coons