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representing DT9

Norfolk here

> tfw inbred

>>657437879

Cf44 reporting in

>>657439340
NR27 here

Leicester lad here.

Come over, I'm having a party.

Chat shit get banged.

>>657439896

You want to fuck? I have work, can I crash?

>>657437879
>MK

You mean Wimbledon.

Surrey/SW London

Surrey lad here representin'

M44 check em ^^^^^^^^

>>657437879
lol MK7

what u doin

mk is milton keynes right?, lol i used to live in that shithole

No of you niggers is ever from CM1 (chelmsford)

>>657440404
KT7 checking in.

>>657437879
>>657437879
Bfd reporting here

>>657440589
Chilling, I couldn't sleep so I'm here on 4chin

>>657439609
Cromer Fag

>>657440758
OP here, can confirm that it's shit

>>657441104
KT8 here mon ami

>>657440589
MK7 up in here too! Small world

>>657441272
Kek

>>657441254
Where you from fag?

Former brummie living in RG1

>>657441362
same as u fag

DY8 nigs represent

TN23 fam

>>657441342
Ah, Molesey. Were you Rydens or Hinchley Wood?

Swedefag here!
Thinking about looking for a job abroad, and London seems like a cool city.
Also pretty close and cheap to fly Home.
Is it hard to find a job there without any special education?
Been working at Burger king since i was 16, 21 now.
My english is fairly fluent, a little bit rusty at the moment but that is easily fixed.

>>657441550
Dam son. We should meet up for a drink/smoke

>>657441802
Was neither, parents insisted I go to pompous ass St Georges up in Addlestone/Weybridge. Went to Esher College after that tho so thats pretty much in line with everyone else

Blackpoolfag here

>>657442068
Don't drink don't smoke, my body is a temple!

>>657441343
Your Furzton right?

think i spoke to you years ago

>>657442102
Ah, I was Hinchley Wood. I live just round the corner from Esher College. I didn't go but a load of my friends did.

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>mfw no one from dorset is on /b/

>>657442512
You don't live on MacDonald Road, do you?

>>657442626
Yorkshire master race

Chelmsford guy here anyone nearby

>>657442596
You live near Esher College? Damn man sorry about all the shit ton of traffic you have to put up with every day

>>657442036
Bump

>>657442834
Your english seems fine from your typing, better than most of the retards here

>>657442799
Thames Ditton is road rage capital of the UK, Bro. There's also a school down my road so twice a day it's clogged with 4x4s. We're used to it. :P

>>657439340
Not bad holiday destination
>>657439896
No idea

https://join.skype.com/t2pDdv1PAVBb

uk trollgroup here
no normies or newfags

Pelsall reporting for duty SAH!

Ello govna' pip pip cheerio. Who here would fancy taking the trolly to eat some fish n' chips? Pippy longstockings salted gobbernaught

>>657437879
Leeds here and yes it is a shithole.

>>657443218
You don't have to convince me of that, did my driving lessons around there and it was a fuckin nightmare and a half. Have deliberately avoided driving in Thames Ditton since getting my license over 2 years ago haha

Aberdeen here represent

>>657443329
kekd

not one Scotfag here? Aberdeen reporting in.

CM17 Masterace

>>657443487
Edinburgh here. Liberton area.

>>657441461

Which part of Birmingham?

>>657443426
How bad can it be? Im from Blackpool and wouldnt mind moving to Leeds if there were not so many pakis

>>657443445
Yes! where abouts?

HP9 reporting in.

London here.

>>657442746
East Yorkshire here

>>657443590
sweet, used to live in Newington

IP here

>>657443626
You first ?

>>657441695
DY9 here

>>657442036

You have fuck all chance of getting a menial job in London and earning enough to live there these days. Unless you work 60hr weeks with no time for fun. Fucking pointless idea mate.

>>657443426
Had some good nights in Leeds years ago. Back when Le Phonographic was open, now that was a shit hole but fuck it was good

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Oxford reporting in

I see i'm the only person here who doesn't live in a slum

England=faggotland

>>657442626

Lyme

Lovely Lancashire

Ramsbottom to be precise.

>>657443620
Tons of pakis. If u live in the low cost range of rentals. If you can afford downtown its mostly white.

>>657442724
Nope, im in town.

>>657442036
Whereabouts in London? It can be very expensive for a lowly fast food worker

WA9

anyone?

Luton here.
And to answer your next question, yes, I'm white.

>>657443883
u want sum?!

>>657443780
currently in Newtonhill but will soon be in Old Aberdeen

>>657443219
>not bad holiday destination

Yeah if you like fields and old people

I'm an american but I'm throwing in my support to York. I love that city, I had the best time as a tourist there. It wasn't nearly as pretentious as leeds and I actually felt at home there staying for 2 weeks. Thanks all you york people for putting up with my american ass.

>>657443918
Not bad

>>657443431
Loads of people want to fix the parking/traffic, particularly in the village, but the damn Residents' Association won't do anything about it because they think only they're entitled to park in Thames Ditton.

>>657443983
St Helens??

>>657443939
My bro works for a big company at a good job in London and still cant save money.

>>657443831

Lmao, most of Oxford's overflow is a fucking shithole.

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Ch61, where my wirral mates at?

>>657443983
nice where about?

Just-outside-Londonfag here

>>657444022
Cool I'm in the Inverurie area so aka shit land

Sheffield here

KY11

Any Fifefags in the house?

>>657444167
Yeah
>>657444215
Sutton

>>657440404
GU2 reporting in

>>657443542
>Harlow
>Masterace

All lies

>>657444147
Ah sheeeit. Tbf I'm not that torn up about it, I only really pass through Thames Ditton to get to Kingston but fuck me if that thin ass road just north of Esher College isn't a killer and a half

>>657444061
Nah, gt yarmouth is pretty good and the beaches are ace.

Wools

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>>657444443
Oh bitch you were so close

>>657444335
yeah but what street m8?

>>657442279
Sorry hope yoire doing okay mate

HU7, land of disappointment

>>657443831
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CANOE HATING TUGBOAT WANKERS

Ln6 reporting

>>657444225
South West Outer Landannn here

>>657443900
muh nigga
got a mate who works at costa in lyme

>>657444559
I don't think I want a random /b/tard knowing my street

NN7. Kill me.

KT19 reporting

>>657444335
got a couple of old mates in sutton they used to train at joey palladino's boxing club is that still going

>>657444443
Well I will give you that. Grew up in a seaside village, but moved closer to Norwich a few years ago.

>tfw can no longer walk to the beach ;_;

>>657444688

Name's not James is it?

I like Lyme, it's beautiful but the fucking Home Counties wankers coming down for the weekends in spring/summer is enough to drive a man to drink. Going to uni now anyway.

>>657444757
Noiceee Epsom isnt too far out from me

>>657444785

Is that a euphemism for they sucked eachother's cocks?

>>657442279
I actually visited Blackpool a few weeks ago and it honestly made me understand why people commit suicide. I know people joke and insult on here but seriously, If Blackpool and everyone within it was to be destroyed i'd be so fucking happy.

Serious.

>>657444798

Yarmouth is a fucking hole.

Any north-east outer Londoners?

>>657444369
Newhall actually. Harlow ons for plebs

>>657443148
Thank you, fellow /b/tard

>>657443810
>>657443939
That sucks.
I don't need anything fancy, im a simple guy that like to stay out of trouble and minding own business.
Dont have a problem with immigrants or muslims as long as they are nice to me.

>>657440404
Royal Holloway checking in.

>>657445083
Shit uni detected

what no midlands?

>>657444864
nah, not gonna say his name on /b/ obviously but it's not james

>>657444785
Yeah, i've gone to his gym on and off a few times. Cheap as fuck, like £15 a month or something. Had a mate get punched in there though.

I hated london as an american tourist but when i went to manchester and bought a guy a beer in exchange for directions it was like i was family. Northern brits seem so much more friendly to americans like me.

>>657444936
no, strangely enough its a fucking boxing club check yourself you freak

>>657444757
>>657444906
My Dad lives in Epsom.

>>657444986
Probably a suffolk fag, have you ever seen the beach lit up, infact in the summer they have regular firework displays.

EX8, HP2x, SW15 Right here!

Brizzle crew representing. BS3 me babbers.

>>657444986
your face is a fucking hole

>>657444274
S17 here! x

>>657444906
neat, what city then?

>>657445208
It's true. Us Londoners hate everybody, those in the north are so friendly..too friendly

>>657445187
met joey once, he's a big fucker

>>657445208
Thanks, northerners > southerners here

>>657442767

Also Chelmsford, always one of you cunts in here :D

>>657445169
It's not too bad for walkers like me who do shitty arts degrees. One of the better Unis for that.
Over all though, you're right. 12th best in the country isn'the fantastic.

>>657438593
Bh20 here

>>657445448
Esher ma man

>>657445080

I would seriously not bother mate. London is a good place but you need family connections or the ability to club together with a few mates if you're not earning a fairly good salary now. The soul is being destroyed, there is nowhere cheap left in the centre or near it now. All that happens is that they improve the transport connections really far out of town and pretend that that is the new place to be. Poor people can't live in London any more.

>>657445507
he is, did you know he got cancer? I was doing some boxing there at the time

he got rid of the cancer though

>>657445175

Malvernian now living in Brum represent.

>>657441802
Shit boi. I live near east molesey football club opposite the recreational park

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Are there no Welsh here?

Manchester here! M7

>>657445068
Ah my apologies, I was feeling bad for you at first.

>>657445545

Ah great another scummer on here where abouts in chelmsford you from

>>657437879
Shottingham fag here, welcome to shitsville

>>657445678
no i didn't, glad to hear he is ok though, top bloke

>>657445321

Those aren't fireworks, that's the police helicopters looking for scum.

Guys, I just wanna say dont you think its awesome how all us brits just come here and chill and hang out and chat? I really like getting to know you guys

>>657445831
From Surrey but study in Swansea
>inb4 the uni is a shithole
You don't have to tell me twice

>>657445208

Manchester is full of utter wankers.

>>657445858

Moulsham near big tescos

>>657445948
Let me guess, Northerner?

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PLYMOUTH

PL4 HERE

>>657445935
No, the beach hold it, free of charge the last time I checked.

>>657446024
Southerner detected

>>657446024
they're only wankers if you piss them off

>>657446071
Yeah. I've got a brew on if you fancy a cuppa

>>657445948

Yanker detected

>>657445997

Would rather talk to a Taff to be honest.

TS6 checking in

>>657446234
Yes, please. On my way.

>>657444022
Guessing if your from there you are a guy then

>>657446024
they were nice wankers though. All i had to say to the guy next to me at the bar was "hey i'm from america and i'm looking for things to do, any suggestions?" and we were like instantly friends. I bought him a beer, he got next round, we exchanged stories etc.

If you tried that shit in america you'd probably get socked in the nuts before you finished your question.

>>657446126
Is a shithole full of crackheadz

>>657446062
Writtle here. went moulsham school though

>>657446234
Yorkshire or pg?

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>>657445948
In all fairness while your post is delicate and well meant it could also be described as being somewhat homosexual!

>>657446159
>>657446159

Nope. Manchester is full of wannabe hard men drinking some machiolatte coffee gay bullshit in a trendy cafe now. It's all just regenerated boxes with loudmouth people.

>>657446318

Send me a fucking parmo now!!!!!

Any other Shropshire lads here?

hi :D

I move to britan from Iraq 2 year ago now, is very good country and i love the girls :D

S3 student fag here

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Greetings fellow /b/rethren, I came from 18th century Britain and my sole purpose here on this site is to spread a message that is of a rather serious matter, the message is: OP is a fag.

>>657445654
Ah, too bad.
Thanks for the advice

>>657446554
Stop going to the northern quater then you fag.

>>657446576
On it

>>657446589
trying this hard....


go to bed kid

>>657446509
pg tips m8, the triangle ones

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>>657446589

>>657446470

so is ur mum m8

>>657446589
Get the fuck out of here, newfag Iraq piece of shit.

Hartlepool. Proper town.

>>657445507
Another from St helens. I know joe, his gym "caught fire" again so it's closed now

How many of us are actually drinking a cuppa at the moment?

>>657446589
sc*mbag

>>657446763
man i miss parmo's I used to live in Acklam

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FAGGOT AND PEAS
CHIPS AND TEAS
ROMA GYPSIES

(They're about to steal Mr Bump ;_;_

>>657446826
That'll do

Stourbridge gang

>>657446497

Any luck finding good gear in chelmo? I swear to god I've lived in three cities where I could pick up in a day and yet Chelmsford is dead as dead...

I went to Norwich two weeks ago, 3 seconds out the taxi I found a guy with mandy, yet here I can barely get weed

>>657447015
Yeah mate fucking class, where did you move to?

>>657446901
How British of you

>>657446966
seriously erm not again! such tragedy.... much insurance///

Did everyone have a good time at Jamie Vardys party?

>>657446759

Lmao. It's the whole city. Manchester is split into two parts, vermin and wankers. And you know it.

Also the Mancs are in bed with the Tories. Makes me sit.

>>657447336
manchester

>>657437879

BN1 calling in.

>>657447093

Worcs represent

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Cumbria with la5 reporting in

>>657447370
Chatted shit, got banged.

CB1 here

>>657446437
yup. what makes you say that?

>>657444623
I feel you bro, I used to be HU6. DN21 now

>>657446987
Shut up you cunt

>>657447300

If you had asked me in the summer i had an ounce of mandy myself but i do know a fair few people yes.
What fun are you getting up to where that is required

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Wrexham M8

>>657437879
MK6 here op where you at?

>>657447365
It wouldn't surprise me with joey he's a rum bloke like.

>>657447476
Alright I'll bring your parmo down tomorrow

Nottingham reporting in, innit!!

>>657447767
That's good, at least I'm not the only one. Earl Grey? PG tips?

No one from portsmouth or brighton here?

>>657447445
I'm not from here mate, but don't mind the place, outskirts is is a shit hole, but some decent places in town, couldn't live there, stick with the rolling hills of Lancashire!

>>657447568
Hey dude i live in BN1 :)

>>657447840
MK14 bruh!

>>657447772

Not doing it in chelmsford for sure, mainly for taking with me when I go up to London so I'm not always relying on mates who live there to pick up

brightion here

>>657448197
stantonbury per chance?

used to live in giffard park myself, back to a poor beanhill scrublet until my mortgage gets approved

>>657447649

Haha, which street? Near Mill Rd?

>>657448366
me too bruh

>>657447570

Where abouts in worc m8

>>657448013
Earl Grey please dear chap. PG is for the working classes from up north.

>>657448376
No man, I live in Downs Barn atm, I used to go to Stantonbury school though aha

>>657448013

Shut the fuck up you tryhard.

>>657448223
Fair, I've been trying to get a bit of a scene back here but aint really working... gonna leave for brighter prospects down in Brighton DJing

what're your plans new years day? tobacco docks?

>>657448599
heard it was a real shithole?
I went to mensa then went to college, flunked out and now i work as comms -.-

>>657448366
Mate works in Patterns tell him i said hi

BN3 signing on
Nignog the gollywog if your lurking tell me how long and thick ma dick is so I know your here ^^

>>657448456
Not far off

>>657446509
Woah woah woah, what the fuck. Yorkshire Tea is King, most expensive mistake I ever made was trying YT about 6 year ago. Everything else tastes like cardboard.

Bradford survivor race signing in.

>>657448790
Yeah it's pretty junk, I'm hopefully going to uni next year though so I'll get to go away for a while :P

Selby, niggers

>>657448499

Malvern

>>657445175
NG fag reporting in

>>657449009
come portsmouth uni man its chill af down here

>>657448923

Used to live on Thoday St. The Empress pub is beast.

>BH1

>>657448947
It's the only bit of Yorkshire you can have here in Lancashire without losing any pride!

Kingston upon Thames reporting in, whats the hubbub chums?

>>657449201
I already submitted my UCAS shit D: I did go to the open day though, it looked pretty decent down there

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>>657449104

Worcester masterrace

>>657449201
im from portsmouth, where you originally from? guarentee you been clubbing at astoria

>>657445920
Fellow Nottsfag.
*tips fedora*

>>657449476
depends what you major but people are chill as hell here

Anybody know any broke slag in London? Of got £50 here for a bj. Help me out.

>>657449480

Worcester's got so much better in the last 5 years. Which part of town are you from?

>>657449314
You can have our tea, and we've taken your Manchester's gun crime capital.

>>657445997
You fucking knocking my uni m8?>>657445997

>>657449810
I'm knocking my uni buddeh

>>657447937
are you guys still top of the championship? the red army will be getting nosebleeds

>>657449551
I'm going to major in computer science, I would want to do a core science but I have to play to my strengths aha

>>657443999
it will always be the Arndale

>>657449707

Yeah Worcester is growing a fair bit. I'm close to the town centre.

>>657449544
Went to uni of notts. I didn't get shot. But the girls in the next street got raided by a gang with shotguns. They got the wrong house so mugged them anyway. Woop.

>>657448761

Yeah this place is dead, if it wasn't for work I'd leave. Luckily have enough people scattered around Leeds, London and Newcastle to have good weekends.

No plans for NYE, probably pop a few pills and wake up on the Saturday somewhere...