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eugenia slip thread #112
>OP is drunk edition

slip reupload
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oXoC0PL1iY
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>>657133593
here I am the best gamer ever u know wut im sayin
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>>657133593
>Tumblr
Kill yourself
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u know it ;)
rawr
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>>657134026
I speak English and I'm awake, Scotty P, so I know what you're saying.
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>>657134825
>you like that?
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She must have taken like 500+ dicks to get that beefy.
Everything about her already screamed mental illness, now we know she's a slut too.
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DRAMATIC REENACTMENT
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Dumping
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enhanced closeup video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2phz0Lv5zg
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I could probably get her number, one of my friends does videos with Chris Ryan who did a colab with her
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>>657135073
topkek
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>>657135074
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>>657135074

jesus christ she's so fucking skinny and frail I would be afraid to touch her
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>>657135053
kek
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>>657135083
This is epic. I hope she kills herself over this.
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>>657135256
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>>657135083
Leave Cooney alone!
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>>657135438
10/10
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I always knew she'd be queen of /b/ somehow.
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>>657135431
>look at my box full of dirt
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Apparently she showed her feet on snapchat. Does anyone have that?
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>>657135615
she was proving a point, no one but an autist would notice or care about the dirt when she is near nude
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>>657133593
thanks mrs skeltal
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>>657135431
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>>657134612
which video does she say 'those oven places' in?
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>>657135981
I don't even understand why she wears it because I bet she has no nipples.
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>>657136058
one of her reponding to 'haters' videos, someone called her an Auschwitz survivor
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>>657135083
gimme a piece of dat beef sandwich
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>>657135981
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>>657136205
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>>657135214
No one?
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>>657136348
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>>657136348
That was almost a nip slip
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>>657136459
no u faggot
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>>657136645
Ok
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>>657133593
somebody needs to feed this bitch a goddamn sandwich pronto because shes quite painful to look at.
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>>657136549
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>>657135991
>I can smell what The Rock is cooking.
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>>657136739
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>>657136723
her hair weighs more than her body
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>>657136903
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>>657136988
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>>657136988
hnnggg them arm muscles
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>>657136988
>that face just after the slip
yeah she fuckin knows whats happening right now.
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>>657137101
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>>657137318
>>657136988
>tfw she will never position herself carefully on your member with her glorious beefy sandwich before looking at you with those sweet green eyes of hers
Fuck me
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>>657136549
aaaaand I came..
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>>657135544
second
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>>657135083
unf
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>>657135083
She didn't edit this before posting it?
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>>657138316
she did it
>for free
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>>657136775
Rock Lobster
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>>657135083
shes pierced. looks like she tears herself up on her down time tho
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>>657138632
wet or dry?
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>>657136549
not one ounce of fat on her body, she could die from this
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>>657136109
>couple of nipples, no tits
FTFY
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this bitch HAS to have hit rock bottom
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>>657134026
Kill yourself
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>>657138922
only the fat in her ginormous pussy lips is keeping her alive
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>>657138922

There's no way you could tell body fat % just by looking you fucking faggot
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>>657138922
aren't draugrs already dead
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Do you think if she jumped up and down fast enough she would eventually achieve lift off?
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>>657139582

no shes too fat
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>>657133593
HOLY SHIT TODD HOWARD MADE SKYRIM REAL
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>>657139582
The only thing that would be acheaving lift off would be my dick tbh with you fam
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>>657139159
lol mad fag u know wut im sayin
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>>657139347
who's talking about body fat % you massive shitstain? I said not one ounce... Which is pretty standard with skeletons
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>>657139949

cause the only way to die from having no body fat is to literally have 0% body fat you stupid fucking faggot fuck
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>>657140093
I wish having 0% brain function did the same, it should but apparently in your case it hasn't yet
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>>657140093
lmao calm your tits nerd its just a skeltal
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>>657140204

HOOOHHHO HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. GRADE 9 SHIT RIGHT THERE MANE!
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>>657140093
the autism kids are getting edgier by the minute
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>>657140426
not to bad for a guy who dates 9th graders for a living, if i do say so myself
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>>657140489
what the fuck happened with the downie nipple
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>>657140489
well thats wrong then isnt it, 2 buns no patty
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>>657140426
lol just give up autsimo
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Her face is decent, she could be a goddess another 40-50 pounds to thicken that fragile skeltal up
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>>657133593
im thinking arby's
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>>657140715
Somebody needs to kidnap this bitch and force feed her a three course meal plan for mornings, afternoons and evening non-stop for about a month and half. Seriously this bitch needs food.
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>>657140717
another 40-50 pounds would bring her up to 70-80 pounds total, plus outfit, makeup
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Fuck donating to those African kids. Someone donate this bitch a cheeseburder or something.
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now we know where all her weight went


...
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....to her pussy
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Stop boner lol
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as someone who bangs a mr skeltal on the daily, I can tell you sex with one is 10x better than normal or "curvy" chicks. they are more flexible, but the downside is you can't (in my experience) doggystyle because of pain, she can't ride you unless leaning over top of you because pain or take it with her legs behind her head because 1. short and 2. pain, but the feeling is incredible
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>>657141314

"more flexible"

"can't doggystyle, or ride you"

Choose one.
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Let's spread this to her friends and family and her whole fanbase. Let's spam her sites with this

Let's send this to her retarded brother
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>>657141314
post proofs
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>>657141481
doggy style isn't a flex related position, neither is riding. I often get banged in the splits position
>>657141496
proof of what?
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>>657141485
nah
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>>657141634
American Cassidy?
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>>657140589
needs more roast beef
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>>657141612
proof of your boney fucking gf you cunt
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>>657141183
Its the only thing keeping her to the ground
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Every one should send her gift cards for McDonald's for Christmas
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I want to fuck her even more now
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>>657141939
>implying he would even consider doing that
lolz what a thirsty cunt you are, dry up fag
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>>657141939
pay me for vids or fuck off
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>>657141980
This tbh
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>>657141481
he did say no doggy or cowgirl because of pain tho
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>>657135431
>>657135615
It's her litter box
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>>657142073
>paying for vids
>2015/2016
who the fuck do you think you are faggot some kind of porn mogul or something?
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>>657135083
the fuck is that white thing? piercing? venereal disease?
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>>657142241
I'm not the one begging for vids of an anon banging his gf on /b/, you tell me
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>>657133593
she's not that bad without all the makeup

I'll never understand why 5/10 girl wastes 2 hours of her life to look like thrashy 4/10
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>>657142256
piercing or its some type of bone trying to force itself out of her wretched corpse like body.
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>>657140769
>>657140769
Okay, did she actually call the video ''I'm a cunny cat''?
100% preplanned and did it on purpose.
Not hard to believe after all the ''almost nipslip'' videos she's done, she loves the attention.
Even more obvious due to the fact her pussy is beat up, she's a sex addict, probably masturbates more than she actually has sex though, likely daily.
lmao @ the virgins who couldn't assess any of this and said ''hope she kills herself over this!!''.
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>>657141314
all pussy actually feels pretty incredible, and I like to fuck someone I'm attracted to.
Oh, And no doggy is a dealbreaker for sure
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>>657142196
full of auschwitz remains
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>>657142486
I'm considerably taller than she is, so it's more awkward than pleasurable, normally I'd feel the same but she is worth it
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>>657142511
topkek
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does she go to school?
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>>657142479
no she deleted the video and someone else reuploaded it to continue the shaming
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>>657141314
Skinny/model fucks are probably the best I've ever had, beats doggy style with a chubby chick all day.
The ones that are talking shit or telling her to gain weight..on an anonymous forum where she'll never read it, have likely never had the opportunity to fuck a skinny, or model type girl.
(obviously)
Likely complete virgins too.
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>>657142479
Obvious virgin is obvious.

Seriously, "beef flaps" are natural, and happen. They are NOT due to excessive amounts of sex or masterbation.

Don't believe me, ask a gynecologist.
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>>657142479
>>657142652
lol fucken shut down
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>>657142740
#triggered
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Link this to retarded brother
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>>657142479
>Okay, did she actually call the video ''I'm a cunny cat''?
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whos the trap?
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>>657143007
no, it was titled "I'M A KITTY CAT!"
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>>657142742
Stop projecting, that pussy looks worn out, has nothing to do with natural ''beef flaps''.
>Don't believe me, ask a gynecologist.
Kill yourself.
Most girls, especially ones of her stature, don't have beef flaps.
You sound like a disgusting excuse for a female, just because you and your pussy look like ham, doesn't mean it's the norm.
Despite what your doctor told you to make you feel better.
Retard
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>>657142758
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>>657142758
Are you 12?
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>>657143170
i fell bad for her.....
nah i kidding ayylmao
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Not a bad lookin pussy, if I do say so myself.
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>>657139201
kek
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>>657143007
It wasn't, but it still seems like she did it on purpose.
She edited and uploaded the vid obviously, on top of looking at the cam after it happens AND her obviously having to have felt her pussy being exposed.
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>>657143170
>that side bar
>those video recommendations
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>>657143170
>advertising your own channel
kek fucking desperate much.
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>>657143170
is she underage??
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>>657144086
no but she is retarded
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>>657144086
she is 21yrs old, some fag doxed her earlier.
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>>657144265
>>657144176

have source?? wow she doesnt look 21...she looks like 13....
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>>657144329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-0OQxEAaqc
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>>657133593
Disgusting. What a fucking lard ass. STEP AWAY FROM THE CHEESECAKE YOU CHUNKY WHORE!
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>>657144598
fucking google faggot.
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>>657133593

why does anyone find this girl attractive. she looks like fucking skeletor.
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>>657144598
>....
feel free to drown yourself anytime faggot
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>>657144598
next time dont be a lazy cunt.
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>>657144821
Since when did she become famous?
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>>657144821
lmao nice source faggot that website is stupid enough for you, it is not legitimate enough
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>>657145004
Yesterday when her hamburger showed in a video
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>>657143151

FUCKIN' STAHP!!!!!
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>>657135083
a skinny girl with a fat meaty vag trying to get out
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>>657145004
She's YouTube famous, and /b/ famous because skeltal, so she's basically a step below God.
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>>657135761
And nobody but a teenaged virgin would care that she was near nude when she looks like that.
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That vid where shes screaming Justin beiber - baby.
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>>657145263
nope. she got famous over younow, made a channel,. everyone felt sorry for her skinny slut ass and she got viral over ice bucket challenge cause people grew weary of how skinny she was, she was then interviewed on how she lives her life, when confronted with anorexia questions she avoids, she doesnt consider herself anorexic. she also has done other publicity stunts like this one to get more fame, 200k followers on insta and 300k subs on youtube. younow made her, youtube broke her.
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>>657144598
gas yourself
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Oh shit. More than 24,000 views.
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>>657145166
now stop crying you litttle bitch, sorry i shattered you fantasy she was a little girl.
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>>657145743
and thats only 1 video out of 32 uploaded plus the ones uploaded to xhamster and pornhub
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>>657145554
I'm aware that she got her following through younow, but more people know of her through youtube because of all the shit surrounding her being a skeleton than ever did through younow.

People don't know her from youtube for the content she produces (which is trash-tier), but people do know of her from youtube.
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>>657145764
She is a little girl. Little enough that i could probably lift her with one hand.
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>>657143170
"I thought you would be tighter than that."
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>>657145927
she started on younow, got popular through youtube, its simple as that.
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>>657140910
If you fed her a bacon cheeseburger she'd probably die a horrible bloody diarrhea death from inability to process lipids and intestinal thrombosis. You'd need to start her on carb rich fruits and veggies for a while to readjust he stomach to solid food, and have her drink as much ensure as possible to start rebuilding her lipase levels.
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>>657146082
Exactly what I said. Even if she started on younow, she's famous through youtube.
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>>657146265
what if you ate a cheesburger, then came in her mouth?
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>>657146379
She'd still die a horrible bloody diarrhea death, but with a smile on her face
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from what i heard, what she does is she eats, 2hours later she takes laxatives to flush her system out. in result she has taken very little amount of neutrients but is enough to live off, she barely makes it through a day, 2 years from now she will be dead i guarantee, her fat mass is apparently 1.67%
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>>657142740
I banged an ana girl one time in high school. Her muscle and connective tissue was so degraded that her hip dislocated and she started screaming and crying. The sex was okay up until that point, but then it felt like when you bend a drumstick off a turkey followed by sheer horror, and I basically had to just wrap her up in a towel and take her to the ER. Never again.
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>>657146379
cum is her main source of protein
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>>657146581
lies u know wut im sayin
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>>657146754
jesus christ
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>>657141634
I hate to say this but your vag looks like it's growing mold.
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>>657146754
>her hip dislocated

>felt like when you bend a drumstick off a turkey

fukkin kek m8
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>>657146754
This man speaks the truth still its pretty fuckin funny tbh
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>>657146754
Very fitting analogy considering this bitch has a wattle for snatch lips
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>>657143158
Nah dude. The tightest pussy I've ever been in had SERIOUS beef curtains, and my best friend's kid sister had major labes when she was still a virgin. What I see that makes me think she's been wrecked a bit too much is that they separate and the taint hangs super low, which only happens when the musculature is super relaxed and stretched. 99% of women carry tension in the undercarriage until they've been sexually active for YEARS, often until childbirth. The level of give and stretch that I'm seeing on her vag means she's being heavily plowed or masturbating violently on an extremely regular basis.
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>>657147833
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>>657147755
>a wattle for snatch lips

Poetry. Pure poetry.

>>657147833
Or maybe she's like the girl in >>657146754 and all of her muscle and connective tissue is so degraded frombeing a fucking skeleton that her body can't hold her lips together or taint up.
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>>657147833
>my best friend's kid sister had major labes when she was still a virgin

Story on how you know this pls?
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>>657146265
you a nurse?
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>>657146728
Where are you getting this shit?

>artistic works of fiction and falsehood
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>>657148196
tard wrangler
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>>657148258
hes trollin u know wut im sayin
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>>657146728
pretty sad if true
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>>657148258
believe it or not, her mother blogs but you know, not everyone knows everything, you know wut i am sayin
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Anons be:

''suicide when?''
''soon anon, soon.''

When will the ''soon'' come????
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>>657148367
u know it
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>>657148531
its already been 36hours
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>>657143558
>>657142479
this, it's so obvious, all of you faggots are giving her the attention she wants.
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>>657148410
what the fuck? Where is her mothers blog?
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>>657148531
Kinda interested in how she's gonna do it. Can't hang herself, not enough weight to snap her own neck.....
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Someone give skeletor this burger.
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>>657147084
>>657147430
>>657147755
I had no idea what had happened at first. It was like this wet sounding pop that reverberated through my whole body and then she made this gasping sharp inhale and started clawing at my stomach with her mouth with open. I thought she'd had an orgasm or something (I was still relatively new at fuck-fu) but then she screeched and started crying, and when I pulled out and looked down there was this massive lump in her groin (which I later found out was the head of her femur). I needed to get her to the hospital, but obviously There was no way to get her pants on since she was basically stuck spread eagle, so I wrapped her up in something and carried her to my car, drove her to the hospital and left her there. I couldn't ever look her in the eye again. Haven't fucked a girl under 120lbs since.
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>>657148780
I'm trying to think of a good bone related pun for this but I seem to be fresh out of them.
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>>657148780
>under 120
under 120 is perfectly safe if she's short.

sauce: ex-gf was 5'0", 110lb soaking wet (u know wut im sayin) and was perfectly fuckable
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>>657148719
She could not digest it and would get serious stomach pain.
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>>657135083
its her panties you fucking mongoloids
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>>657149177
ur wrong bitch u know wut im sayin
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>>657149161
>comparing your experience to his
Unless you have managed to physically bone a girl to the point of breaking then you really have no say in telling him what he should and shouldn't do tbqhwy family
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>>657148410
I'm calling bullshit on this, her mother can barely use a computer. Link or fuck off.
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>>657148143
Not much to tell. I used to crash at his place after we were out all nigh partying, but was usually pretty amped when we got home. He'd pass out right away, but his sister would usually wake up when we came in. He had a private entrance, but her room was across the hall from his so she was the only one who could hear us coming and going. She'd come in and want to play cards or whatever excuse she could come up with to spend time with me. She had a bit of a crush on me, and she'd wear boxers and a t-shirt, and she'd sit cross legged and let the leg holes of the boxers slip open and flash me. She was a few years younger than me so I thought it was kind of cute but not very exciting, and she had massive beef curtains. When my house was being repaired and my family all went out of town I spent a week sleeping at my buddies house in their office, and one night she snuck in and told me she'd always had a thing for me so I fucked her. She told me it was her first time, and she bled so I believed her. So yeah, she was a tightish virgin who had beef curtains from day one. Enough info for ya?
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>>657149306
fuckin virgin ,gtfo
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>>657149177
But to watch her almost sexually attack a Baconator to eat it would be well worth the consequences. I'll bet she makes coyote noises.
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>>657149448
Just saying that it is indeed possible to find a girl under 120 that isn't skeltal
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>>657146948
Yeah. Fairly traumatic experience.
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>>657149770
They're always going to have toothpick arms no matter what, though.
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>>657149608
Thx m8. More info than I was expecting, but exactly as much as i needed if u know wut i am sayin
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>>657136549
rattles
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>>657149850
nah, usually they're pretty proportional. Their arms are small, but so is the rest of them so meh
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>>657142073
why did you post pics of your pre-teen son?
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>>657149897
shut the fuck up fagit
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>>657145764
>student at connections academy
>majoring in draugr history
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>>657150136
1v1 me irl i'll fukin rek u cunt
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>>657135074
got the full size of the right one?
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>>657149770
Definitely, but I'm 6'6", so banging girls under 5'4" has its own special set of challenges. And just due to the psychological trauma of having sexed someone into the hospital I tend to go for the taller/curvier women just because of the anxiety I get from the small ones. I'm constantly afraid I'm going to break them, and that takes all the fun out of it.
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>>657149306
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>657150105
YOU SHUT UP FAGGOT YOU BETTER NOT GET ME V&
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>>657150305
Makes sense. Kinda hard to make out with someone whose face is at chest-height...
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>>657150472
Yeah, and when you're fucking when your cock is in her, she's faceplanting into your chest hair, and you can straight forget about 69ing unless you want to fuck your neck up from curling it.
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>>657150747
OTOH, you can fuck her up against the wall because she's so light
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>>657150944
You can do that with anyone who's not an absolute fatty
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>>657150944
at least you have wall
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>>657150305
I'm with you man, my wife's way smaller than me and her pussy's just regular size. It just ain't no fun when you gotta worry about pushing her cervix through her nose if you rail it in too deeply.
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>ITT: normie problems
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>>657150944
My ex was 5'8" 140 lbs with DDs and definitely NOT skinny, but I had no problem rag dolling her all over the place.
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>>657151402
Sounds pretty fun to me
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