Born female.

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>>657046720

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sucking my dick all day long while she wears her thong

>>657046720
Woman that loves and cares for me unconditionally. She accepts me for all that I am good and bad.

>>657046836
>>657046923
kek

>>657046720
Looks halfway decent
No stds
No kids
Not a complete bitch all the time


I'm begining to think this combo is not going to produce any real females but I can dream can't i

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>>657046720

that's a fucking dude

that which i definitely cant, the thought of having one makes me cringe hard

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This

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>Chubby
>Brown hair
>Short
>Curvy
Oh wait I have that already.
Pic related, moar?

>>657046720
Too soon, you faggot!

Her story is still all over the news!

>>657048042
Meh, why not? Give us more Anon.

>>657048042
Yeah moar

>>657046720
Loyal, smart, feisty, not fat

>>657048447
Amy schumer will never date you

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>>657046720

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Y'all talking about looks and personality, which ofc is also important.

But imo the most important is one that when she wants to be in a relationship with you its because she sees a future with you.

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>>657048389
>>657048436
Delivered my dream grill

>>657048774
He said "smart" and "not fat", fam

>>657046720
a cute one that has a feminine penis

>>657049037
>chubby
you mean fat

>>657049037
Got any nudes, Anon?

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>>657049340
Nope, a little chubby the way I like

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>>657049410
Some, moar?

Gimme a bang made a la It's always sunny in Philadelphia

>>657047465
you can look inside the vag.
still a virgin?

had to deactivate vpn for this post but dude...

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>>657046720

>>657049612
Nice!

About 37 degrees

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>>657049972
>inb4 more fat claims

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>>657049726
Keep it coming

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>>657049085
>fam

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>>657050331
We like bdsm too

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>>657046720
This Woman too bad she's dead.

>>657050315
Keep em coming!

>>657046928
If a gifted animator would shop in some cool looking futuristic arms & legs and this would be my new fetish.

>>657049085
You will never date me.

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>>657050629
Keeping that gravy train a rollin'

>>657046720
Alive

>short, thin, brunette, hygenic and pretty
>type A cleaner
>positive attitude
>bisexual, sub
>both my wife and her are into each other and me

>>657046720
No tats
Drinks whiskey straight
Hates having her photo takin.
No facebook, imgur, instagram, twitter, myspace, etc..
Hates her family
Works out
Knows what she wants to eat
Listens to classic rock
Plays guitar
Down for some vidya
Has class
Doesnt get anxiety
Educated
Doesnt wear those stupid gladiator shoes.
5'8"
Cute feet, doesnt walk around bare foot
Can wrestle
Can box
Likes guns
Doesnt talk politics or religion.

Pretty short list.

>>657052268
>hates her family

kek

>>657046720
none. theyre a fucking pain.
multiple FWB's is the way to go

A girl who knows how to take a punch.

>>657052562
I hate the holidays man.

>>657046720
really comfortable around me for example walks around naked sits on my lap puts her hand on my dick and thinks nothing of it

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>>657046720
a deafmute one

>can't say no

>>657046720
one who isn't dead

>>657049037
>>657049612
fuck mate that the perfect body, a gag in her mouth and my cock deep down her ass

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>>657054063
>my cock
I think you mean mine, but she doesn't like anal

>>657054331
a ass like that and no anal ? that is just wrong in my book . what does she do in bed ?

>>657046720
I am not picky,/
Under 5'4" under 120 lbs,
and does as she is fucking told.

I been having one hell of a time finding bitches that listen.

scientific mind
feminine and subservient
not land whale
shouldn't be impossible?

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>>657054806
Choking, biting, knife play, bondage and she is very good at riding ;)

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Eva Green

>>657052268
kek enjoy getting fucked by a man

>>657055368
hum , knife play , never found a girl to try it on , i have play a a bit with bondage and candles/wax , every tried it ?

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>>657055902
We both have some scars from that yes, but it was pretty fun. My friends call me Zebra because of my back scars from her knives and clawing.

>>657050315
u r allowed to like fat girls just shut up about it we can all see she is fat

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Awwwwwwwwww

>>657046720
basically this thanks /b/ >>>/r/14025132

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>>657056370
Yep, pretty damn fat I'd say
/s

>>657056759
u sound like a butthurt girl
nothing wrong with fat, which she is, stfu

>>657056264
thing is is hard to find a mentally stable partner that likes a bit of choking with getting fucked in the ass with her hand tied up , i found amazing fuck buddies but none of then proper relationship material , but i fucking love a bit of chocking

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>>657056919
Whatever you saayyyy

>>657056919
fat ? dude you need glasses, shes not skinny/anorectic but she is nowhere near fat

>>657057028
>>657057267

still fat wtf is wrong with u
sorry i know the difference between obese and fat
she is still hot but she is still fat

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>>657046720
I really really like tall girls and amazon women.

>>657046720
A 9 year old one

>>657057443
>>657057443
u ok? You sound like you are on drugs

>>657050623
I'm still not seeing the problem.

>>657057748
you sound like you're trying too hard to defend the fatness

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>>657058137
Not sure if bad troll or austist?

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>>657057443
how old are you? I think we need and underage b& here.

>>657057789
Beautiful, but not fat. Moar?

>>657058250
>>657058281
yeah ok so either the boyfriend is upset his girlfriend isn't slim
or the girl is posting her own pics craving compliments.
i already said she is hot
it just pisses me off that people think this isnt fat.
it is. she is not in shape at all. diet and exerise and she would be perfect but no. now she is fat.
you dont have to be a fucking 'murica scooter dude to be classed as fat

>>657058399
>>657057028
and shes pretty much the same as the other girl posted before her , you are just being retarded by saying that the girl before was fat .
>>657056264
mate keep posting more of her , i would love seeing her in ropes

One that can compare to the only ex girlfriend I'm still friends with

She's the coolest and was my best girlfriend

Now we're best friends

Any girl I've dated since her just compares to another girl I've dated since her

>>657056651
Yes.

>>657046720
mai waifu

>>657058904
sucks man

>>657050348
underrated post

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>>657058656
All the same girl m8, shes my current

>>657046720

A non-imaginary one.

>>657059072
nice , is she kinky in real live as well or she keeps it for the bedroom ?

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>>657046720
she has a fetish for submissive anal sex.

i want a woman that i can turn over in the middle of the night. she'd get off on being dominated by me and i would feel very good about how she gives herself to me that way.

i would be the best man that i could be, but this would be my price.

>>657046720

chubby
dark long hair
glasses
has no friends or self confidence
just wants to spend the entire weekend watching sitcoms and fucking

>>657059314
sounds fair!

>>657059314
suprise anal sex = shit dick

>>657059314

you sound like a big old virgin neckbeard

>>657059289
Just the bedroom man, if you met her irl shes very shy, quiet and keeps to herself.

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>>657052268
>when your dream girl is jessica fucking jones

ass

>>657059314
So you want shit all over the bed? Okay virgin.

Redhead
into submissive sex
freckles
virgin.

>>657059499
you sound like a girl who can't handle being fucked in the ass.

my ex

>>657059747
that doesn't happen if you do it right. learn to fuck.

>>657056758
The fuck. Yes. Everything about this. All of this.

>>657050526
Keep em coming

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>>657046720
A sexy girl who is a girly girl but can also act like one of the lads.

>>657059519
mate that's the best kind , i met a couple from London a few months ago , girl was a sub bondage lover and really shy in real live , it was a lovely weekend , are you guys in 3somes or a bit of swing ?

>>657048143
Story?

>>657052268
>hates her family
what if she actually has a loving family and isn't fucking edgy.

>>657046720
a dead one

>>657059795
>virgin
>the current year
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHA
good luck though m8, every girl has had more partners than you, guarenteed.

>>657050348
If she played soccer, she would be a keeper.

>>657046720
Loves wearing dresses and skirts.
Also pantyhose, tights and stockings.
Sexy black leggings when dresses/skirts are not appropriate.
Smallish boobs, giant boob girls tend to have back trouble.
Must like hand-diddling.
Fuck-me pumps or cute flat shoes are most of her wardrobe.
Shaved/waxed snatch.
>ex-wife objected to this on the basis of "WTF, do you like little girls?"
Just shave that nasty shit so I can fuck you without chafing my cock.
>>657046923
Actually a better option.

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Alizee, only alizee.

>>657046720
Petite, totally sexually submissive pet-girl who has similar (but not identical) tastes in music, arts and film, with a love for creating things and a talent for art and/or animation that could be partnered with my writing talents.

>>657060175
Def not. Had sex with lots of "sheep." I want something new. Unused. To educate her in every single way possible. It's not that problem, actually. I had three relationships with virgins in the past 5 years.

>>657046836

>>657055383
She's usually kinda hot but that's like the creepiest picture of her...she looks like a gremlin...

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her

>>657060409
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>657060045
Well we haven't tried a 3some yet but it hasn't slipped our minds.
>>657059981
Delivered

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Pic related

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Like this one

>>657059974
Looks like she goes to my uni. No fucking joke. Shit. What can I do?

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Prepubescent

>>657060678
pretty cute

>>657050746
That's a sweet ass got more?

>>657059456
I am a type? Holy shit... the things you learn on /b.

>>657060761
sauce?

>>657046720
EEEEWWW

Some lazy chick with a trust fund and takes it up the arse.

>>657060738
i had a few ffm and its brutal , is the ladies are willing its a amazing night

>>657058133
me neither

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>>657060843
What's going on in this thread?

>>657059497
any anal without enema=shit dick
besides having grimey warm shit on your dick feels goooooood.

>>657060738
nice ass btw

>>657060698
There are videos. But I guess they are only fiction.

>>657060910 |
Already posted here v
>>657060738

>>657046720
amputee fuck-doll

>>657061115
wut

my current one minus 10 - 15 pounds

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>>657046720
Fuck looks. I just want someone who doesnt complain or nag about everything and constantly compares our relationship to someone elses thinking that they live in some sort of paradise behind closed doors. I dont want someone who lives in fantasy land and thinks they deserve everything and you're never good enough for them.

Seriously fuck women, impossible to please whores. Im mad /b/

>chubby/fat
>peircings
>glasses
>redhead
>cuckolds me
>keeps me locked in a cock cage
>sissifies me
>makes me pay for everything including dates with her boyfriends
>makes me her toilet slave
>makes me clean her after she has been with her boyfriends
>lets her boyfriends use my ass/mouth to warm up/when she isnt in the mood
>24/7 dom sub relationship with me as sub
>doesnt let me sleep in bed
>makes me eat from the toilet or floor or a dog bowl

>>657046720
this gurl is like.. dead lol

>>657060780
deliver or fuck off

>>657060758
it pisses me off so fucking much that they never got past kissing. The only fucking reason I endured that shitty cringe game was for the lesbian sexual tension and lezbo sex

No girlfriend at all

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As long as it's real, i'll take it.

>>657061306
you don't like shit dick?

Intelligent and educated.
I dont ask for more.

>>657061462
"You realize that your nipples should point at me, not the floor right?"

>>657060678
this

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i dont know why but for some reason i love her

>>657060780
Say "Hi, I saw your tits on 4chan"
It will go well trust me

>short (about 5,3)
>skin but not too skinny
>maybe Asian but I'll settle for white
>I bit of a punk rocker
>short hair
>small to medium breasts
>7/10 or up
>likes everything I do

But really what's the point in naming the impossible

>>657061992
Well fuck did I have a stroke while typing that

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>>657061992

>>657046720
a positive girl, who has a sense of humour.

>>657047097
>>657052268
>>657055012
>>657060381
>>657060288
Maybe thats why you dont have one.
>>657047343
More common than ypu think.

Petit, curvy and loving . Pic related

>>657060678
Oh damn... I'm not boobs dude but this one has it going on.

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>>657062408
Forgot pic

>>657062408
i get it

>>657059920

okay virgin, pornos aren't real life, they get enemas before any anal shoot.

>>657060780
"Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity"
Fuck that SJW do nothing.

Loves animals great personallity.
Looks aren't so important but it would be nice if she had nice eyebrowns : )

>>657062551
srs q tho, how do gay men do this so regularly/easily?

I've given up trying to get a gf


>>657061417
that's what they made r34 for faggot

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<3

I don't know, I never had a girlfriend

I like to trick myself into thinking I'm not picky

im not gay sooo
>works out
>brown hair
>smokes
>appreciate art
>likes arctic monkeys
>dominant
>a bit of a bad boy
>confident
>impulsive
>wears black clothes + leather jackets
>can be little aggressive sometimes.

Real

>>657061389

how'd u get to that point geesh

>>657062772
it means so much more when it's real

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>>657062881
If you do get one make sure to use protection.

>Loyal
>knows housework
>knows how to welcome me after work
>know how to please me
>intelligent enough not to be an average woman
>either white or asian
>not too skinny, not too fat either - I want curves
>dark haired or brunette
>psycholgically healthy, I don't want a suicidal emo bitch who has daddy issues
>she should have her own opinions differencing from mine
>would be boring if not and I would move on

These are the first things that come to my mind.

>>657063074
I said I never had a girlfriend, but I am not virgin

>>657060780
Does she really though because that is my 10/10

A few years old.

>>657052599
Hows highschool going kid ?

>takes care of her body
Any form of exercise and hygenic
>knows what she wants out of life and is ambitious
Someone who has a plan on what to be or do, regardless of what she wants, i would want her to give it her all, from being an artist, a chef, own a business...
>not crazy stupid
Seriously being "crazy" isn't cute that shit is retarded

>>657055368
Dem horse teeth doe

>>657063559
Jesus fuck, Anon, she's only four.

>>657063559
MODS MODS MODS

>>657063559
Moar

>>657055368
-1 for fucking tacky necklace witch shit

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>>657063741
>any form of exercise
You may want to rethink that

>>657060288
Really?
So what is a Chad like you doing in place like this?
You should pumping skuzz into your 10/10 wife, eh?

>>657060780
Part asian?

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>>657063559
holy fuck

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>>657063559
Well, I guess you're going to jail

>>657060288
>Just shave that nasty shit so I can fuck you without chafing my cock.
you're doing something wrong if your penis gets chafed during sex

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>>657063559
Go on.....

>>657064160
I dont know her but I will look around campus

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Kiera Winters with the need of suking my dick every day aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand awesome cooking skills.

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>>657046720
>No dick
>Gamer
>Busty brunette
>Enjoys being a firebrand i.e stealing, rioting
>Loves Rock and EDM
>Doesn't dress like a slut whenever we go out

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>Loves me for me
>Stays 100% faithful
Not too much to ask for, right?

>>657060761
this but circumcised

>>657063559
>>657064265
What was it?

>>657059499
says you nigger. these are my exact qualifications and i'm neither. trust me.

A dead one

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>>657058250

>>657064794
good luck pal

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Asian.

>>657056651
my hair looks exactly like this

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Her

>>657064314
I suppose, but being able to fuck for longer than 15 minutes does have some drawbacks.

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>>657046720
Wookie-chan

>>657050348
R.I.P. Brad

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One that understands how ponies turn me on

>>657050348
Brad Petrey lmao

>>657059497
don't be a fucking retard. she is into submissive anal. she takes care of her asshole and wouldn't just let the turds piled up in her colon like you fat fucking monsters do. when you actually use your gear regularly you can easily keep track of the details.

>>657064807
Suace? Who is this goddess

>>657046720
what about an ideal bf?
>femanon

>5'10-6'1
>good music taste
>brown hair
>likes pop-punk, hardcore, etc
>nice dick

>>657046720
>funny
>doesn't mind the /b/ sense of humour
>knows what the fuck she wants
>a good listener
>accepting of who I am as a person

>>657064849
It was an image saying "react like this is CP and i will delete it in 5 min" or something

>>657060381
what kind of music do you like

>>657063559
no

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>>657059562

>>657046720
>one who is cool to just chill with
>short
>wide hips (UNF)
>doesn't want kids
>unless both parents are older and already successful to give that kid loads of time, money, effort and love to grow up with
>cool with 420
>little bit chubby
>doesn't obsess over clothes/makeup/jewlery/hair or any of that materialistic shit
>isn't lazy, but not athletic either
>either reasonably moderate religious/atheist or agnostic, basically not preachy or retarded tier religious fag
>Not clingy, or obsessive
>nice ass
>average tits, not huge, not tiny and not lopsided, B/C-cup preferred
>isn't fussy about tidyness, not a slob but isn't going to have a fit if theres a reasonable amount of mess in the house
>that said, personal cleanliness is a must, stinky bitches GTFO

I wouldn't call myself a fussy guy as i am happy to settle for someone nice who doesn't have all these features, but the thread said ideal, and for me this would tick my boxes.

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Not enough bismuth in this thread.

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>>657065659

>>657046928
Source?

Also is it real or shopped

>>657060761
Sauce

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>>657067418

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>>657067757

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>>657067164
that's exactly my ex gf. she's active in dancing, singing (choir and operettes), and plays the trumpet, finishes med school.
SHe is very sociable, makes quickly friends, likes expressing herself, but used this to my advantage as in pulling a group towards the things you like in a nice manner. (she sees what u want to do or how you feel). It's extremely cool.
Can recommend. little, nice hips, soft tits , awesome sex.

>>657062943
have fun getting fucked in the ass

>>657046720
holy shit thats me and my ex, i remember having that fallout bracelet on when i first had sex with her

>>657068295
>Can recommend
don't need to fam, i know, its the dream come true, its meeting that perfect combo, and finding one thats not already taken as they're so damn good thats the hard part

>>657068295
Why did you break up?

>>657066145
>good music taste
>pop punk
>implying

>>657059314
I wish I was still a virgin too

>>657069149
hey its good but hardcore is better

>>657046720
One that likes to cuddle.
Preferably blonde.