ITT: The adventures of my dick.
any mexican sluts?
Good job, penis.
Request more of any of those girls, talk shit to me, whatever.
>>656944346
Just her:
>>656944284
Gimme a sec, I'll post another.
>>656944439
so how do you get them?
I am just waiting the the conflict in the plot. ED?, a fat bitch crushing it? or an STD
>>656944221
More
>>656944346
She's a bit chubby, which I'm totally fine with because her tits are massive, and her pussy is ridiculously tight.
>>656943815
how did you manage t fuck all of them? not to be an faggot, but you physic sucks anus.
>>656944562
Talk to them? Haha, I dunno.
>>656943815
what's her name start with?
>>656944977
where do you meet them? class? work? the bar? gym?
>>656943815
does your dick have magic powers or whats up with her eyes :^)
>>656944846
I bet it was.
>>656945057
Hookers
>>656944846
I had a friend who would fuck the fatties but because as he said. >They were always tighter
>>656944927
Yep, I'm pretty average looking. I dunno. I'm pretty nice in general, I get along with most folks, and sometimes this shit just happens.
I end up sleeping with most girls I end up friends with. Maybe I have some good pheromones or some shit.
>>656945260
haha fair enough
>>656945046
Guess and I'll tell you if you're right.
>>656945057
Yeah, all of the above.
>>656945260
I wish, I can't afford that shit. Remember, you don't pay hookers to come, you pay them to leave.
>>656945348
Yes, they charge me a fair price, I squirting my jism then they buy meth
>>656945661
Circle of life brah
>>656945923
yus
Where from?
>>656945865
any cream pie? Would you post a face shot of her without editing?
>>656946300
No face shots, I still fuck some of these girls now and then. No cream pie of her, lemme see if I have one from somebody else
>>656943815
have any more of this one? o god
>>656946300
here's one of vii
>>656946071
California?
>>656946972
No, but she acts like it haha.
>>656946446
I understand. You know about a month ago, a thread about a guy who does exactly what you do, but instead records them, posted him fucking a Mexican girl, which I know. It turns out the girl he fucked was my friends sister. It was pretty insane and lucky too. I have been unlucky to find the pictures here on /b/
>>656943866
anymore from her?
>>656947049
Well she lives in Oregon now I think? anyways got more?
I'm pretty proud at the multiculturality of my dick... you see white, black, mexican, asian, and V is middle eastern.
My dick is so tolerant.
>>656947053
Dude that's awesome, I've fantasized about seeing girls I know on line. I've found some that are close that I wonder about, but none that I'm sure of.
>>656947207
I'm in Oregon
>>656947339
Fuck yeah man, it was gold. I still regret that I did not save them, oh well. I will keep searching. The majority of girls now overdose on pills, condom is useless now days, better for us. Have you ever gotten an std?
sda 4
>>656947545
Me too.
>>656947207
Not Oregon either, not yo girl.
I have more of all the girls though.
>>656943815
got any more of her? looks like someone I work with in Oregon.
>>656944163
>>656944097
>>656944039
>>656943866
>>656943815
You have a fetish for fucking deformed face girls?
>>656947762
Nope. I'm religious about condoms unless I'm monogomous (exception being with that Mexican chick pictured above, because we were wasted), and honestly, don't hook up with randoms very often. All of these girls I have pics of are girls that I either dated, or had an ongoing fwb thing with.
I get tested every year or two, so far so good.
>>656948060
I can't get off any other way. That guy from goonies is my ultimate fantasy.
>>656948047
Are you sure you're not from Cali?
>>656948406
Sacramento?
>>656948272
Well I am glad you are getting fucked the healthy way. So far I have fucked 3 chicks that are close to me "classmates" but I do not know how to introduce a camera to the action or even a video camera for that matter, how do you do it?
>>656943815
Only (semi) good pic in this whole thread. 6.66/10
Also OP, what is with the girls you get with and acne?
>>656948660
As far as I can tell, I really have been lucky there.
I tell them it turns me on, and that I want to fap to their pictures later (totally true)...
I'm seriously a pretty nice and genuine dude, so they probably trust I'm not going to go spread their pics around... (probably the biggest hurdle)
Here's another of IV. Big asian titties ftw
>>656948957
It's weird, girls in real life have acne, and hair, and other weird stuff you don't see in porn. I hope you never have to deal with it.
Dick is diamonds
>>656949015
Sweet tits man. Fuck it, I will bring it up next time I fuck someone. Lets see if it works.
>>656943815
Moar of this one
>>656949015
>I'm seriously a pretty nice and genuine dude
Proceeds to spread pics all over 4chan
>>656949366
Never hurts to ask. I've been turned down more than I've succeeded.
More of VIII
>>656949701
Haha, I know. But I'm hiding their faces, that totally makes it ok!
which was your fave fuck? who had the biggest tits?
>>656949879
>>656949879
brah.. dump whatever you have of the girl in the OP
I'll post the adventures of my own dick as well but I might need a hand with it...
>>656950385
oh god moaarrrrrrr
>>656949971
fav fuck: VII, my gf for a few years. Vietnamese, so playful in bed, so much fucking fun.
Biggest tits is tough. Probably goes to IX, but I, IV, and VI are close. Obviously I like bigass tittays.
>>656943980
anymore from her? i think shes the only one you haven't posted more of
>>656951310
This is her
>>656949015
I'll post another
>>656951647
nice, these are amazing pics, thanks for sharin them
Thread's chilling out, hit me up with any requests before I bail.
I've only posted one so far of V, so here's another (love dat ass)
>>656945287
NO one decides who to fuck on "who is tighter". Your friend only fucks fatties cus he can only get gross disgusting shewhales.
and you're a retard for buying his bull shit
>>656952186
Cheers man, glad you're enjoying them. Hooray for titties.
>>656952294
fatties are grateful, though. It's nice to feel like you did somebody a favor by fucking them for once rather than the other way around.
>>656944097
more of her?
>>656944221
>>656949766
shes my fave of the bunch
And here's another of VI.
I think that's multiple pics for all the girls. This has been fun, I'm happy if the thread dies, but if there are any requests, say so. I also have pics of girls that I've fucked, but I have no pics of my dick with them, so I didn't include them with my "dick adventures" thread.
>>656946686
>>656944163
More VII?
>>656952827
holy crap those are huge tits, post one more before leaving pls?
>>656952725
Hell yeah. She was so badass. College basketball player, and so chill.
>>656949120
Wow, too real for me. Hahaha. Feel sorry for your self affirming faggotry, and the fact you will have to stoop for acne riddled women, because of the "real" world... Does your mom have acne, too?
>>656949120
Are you implying girls in porn don't have hair?
>>656953030
yeah... they were awesome damned titties. I miss those, she's married now.
>>656953087
I'd eat that ass after practice before she hit the shower.
>>656953087
plus shes got great tits, and i love the tanlines - thats a great photo, would love to pound that spread pussy
Iv ix vii please moarrrrr :)
>>656953423
Not in the porn I watch.
No hair, anywhere, at all. Hair is gross.
Anymore of iii in that amazing fishnet?
>>656953631
damn one at a time bro
Another of IV. Best nipples ever.
>>656953897
Why yes I do.
any of the girls have a bush?
>>656943815
bump
>>656954371
just VII
>>656954307
This sir makes my night, I don't have your anonymizing skills but will balance the force with some OC when I do :)
>>656953981
And skin tone is great too ;) you ever have dry spells?
>>656954799
More of her!
any pics of you cumming on their tits?
How do they let you take photos?
>>656947983
moar of her
>>656954860
Tons more of almost all of these girls.
I'm having fun with this now. Fun to go through the pics in response to requests.
>>656955438
got any good ass shots, like pic?
More of VII please, love the creampie shot.
>>656954976
Yeah, for sure. I usually have either more than I can handle, or nothing at all. It's weird.
>>656955111
I ask, sometimes they say yes
>>656955063
No, I posted one earlier, but I don't have a lot of cumshot pics. By the time I'm cumming I've usually forgotten about taking pictures.
>>656943815
Congrats OP,
You must pull a lot of bitches.
Got any tips?
I'm actually a solid good looking guy, I just have low self esteen, and semi-autistic social skills
Fire at will mode bump lol, I'm enjoying all of these :)
You do some great work. This is a great thread.
>>656955958
Same :(
>>656956116
Looks like a really cute smile
>>656956116
Dear God
anymore spread pussy?
>>656953522
Too bad, that means she doesn't fuck anymore.
>>656955591
>>656955958
I dunno. Get your shit straight first, and the bitches will come. Be happy in your own life without the approval of others, and suddenly you magically have that confidence girls like.
>>656956083
Thanks mang
>>656956269
She was fucking great. Would have married her if she didn't need to fight so goddamned much
>>656956793
Too cute. Would love to see more.
>>656956793
Why are girls crazy in bed crazy in life so much ?
>>656956700
According to her, it's her husband that doesn't want to fuck as much as she does. He's always busy with work. ..........this means I need to avoid being alone with her at all costs, because I like her husband.
>>656957110
Christ we salute you, I'd feel bad but would be all over that lol
>>656957110
Protip : as soon as your get married, you sex life tends to drop towards zero.
>>656957018
Because your dad used to fuck your mom up her ass until she bled
>>656956885
>>656957018
They're all crazy, man. The only borderline-not-crazy one was that basketball player (VIII), would have loved to date her, but she was just visiting when we met, had a little one month fling and that was it.
>>656957110
naw man, you got it backwards, you want to make sure to be alone with her.
didn't anyone tell you it dont count if your ex's?
>>656943815
Only remotely hot grill here - gj op!
>>656955958
Tips are futile then srym8
ITT: paid sex that smelled like dog food & desperate anons
>>656957412
heh, like I said, I like her husband. I can keep my dick in my pants when necessary.
Also, kind of fun hanging with a dude, and knowing that you've been inside his wife.
>>656957936
I guess the real question is does he know?
>>656957936
anymore pics like this where you're mid-fuck?
>>656957936
It doesn't count if she's a fat ugly landwhale, loser - stop marking the player or you get cut back real quick, fuccboi.
>>656958099
No, you disgusting fat-dripping loser
>>656949015
Or let them delete this pics on can afterwards. Be sure not to take any further photos with the SD card. Then restore the pics using Photorec or what ever. Win!
>>656958063
He does, actually. He's cool with our history.
>>656957710
if dog food smelled like the sex OP was having, there would be no more dogs alive because they'd have all starved to death long ago
>>656943815
quantity over quality eh?
but still, good for you, enjoy life!
>>656958230
This seriously works. I had an HD crash, and recovered a few pics from old SD cards afterward. If you do it on purpose (and don't take new pics as anon said), you should be able to get them all back.
>>656958346
Too hot. Love short hair.
>>656958139
Lmao who the fuck says fucboi except dumb teenage niggers. Kill urself
>>656943815
I bet he kisses these prostitutes
>>656958671
You even wrote it wrong, you're in your feelings, weirdo.
>>656958349
Nice little analogy we did here, didn't we, you complete faggot?
>>656958929
Kill yo self nigger
>>656958929
Lol go back to school dumbassss
For anybody still caring more about tits than trolling:
>>656943866
anymore pics of her
>>656959129
>using le palette of le meme words of le 4chan for le futile self defense
Can't take you serious bro - now excuse me, I have to kek at the people ITT
>>656958538
Doing this with my gf every time. She blows me and afterwards she "deletes" them. Works with raw and jpeg.
ITT: inferior genes masturbating to wal mart tier bitches
would you be willing to drop everything in a vola room?
>>656959639
nice, love the full frontal pic, got anything else like that for the others?
>>656960046
Sure, who do you like?
>>656959006
it was almost as nice as your mom's pussy, which I want to shove a glass bottle full of shit inside of and then stomp on until it shatters inside her womb.
>>656960227
You've seen that porno too? It's pretty great.
>>656960177
i guess you've posted most of them already, but any of V or IX?
>>656960227
Hey nice, I'm almost impressed. Santa will be pleased.
>>656960409
Heh, no, mostly body parts and my dick with those two. Remind me to be soberer next time I try to take sex pics.
>>656960593
Any pictures of you inside of them?
>>656960227
hahahahaaa this guy doesn't understand female anatomy.
That's funny to me.
Because he's stupid.
anymore from viii? i know you posted a bunch, wanted to see if there was anymore
>>656946317
Id love to see everything you have of her specifically
>>656959306
Just an expample
>>656960687
Not many. Usually a foreplay thing. Here's III though
>>656943815
You bang alot of mediocre hoes op.
>>656948047
Where in Oregon