>>656799758
obama is responsible for this

>>656799758
thats an awesome cat, but more dogs act like that then cats.

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>>656799758
Cats>Dogs is an accurate statement, gentlemen.

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There is a reason 4chan has a Caturday but not a Dogday.

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>>656800962
Mm that's awesome

>>656799758
dude, i wish i could witness something like this, just so that i have an excuse to stomp a dog into the ground.

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I like both

>>656799758

Have a cat im allergic too. Love her but have to get rid of her because of serious health implications.

FML

>>656802468
ok that was pretty cute

>>656802648
Keep her. How long will she impose on your precious health? 10 years?
also indoor cats should be fine. its outdoor cats that people are usually allergic to

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>>656802286

>>656802648
toughen the fuck up you weak cunt.

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Cat are shit-tier animals and will eat you when you die alone.

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>>656802648

>>656803219
Dogs do it too, if they're hungry. People only like them because they're manipulative shits who learn how to act like they love you even though they don't. They'll let a burglar in if he brings treats.

>>656800962
>so much oldfag xD rofl lol

>>656799758
As retarded as I find domestic cats to be, that is an awesome cat

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Cat are shit-tier animals and will eat you when you die alone in your sad little apartment.

>>656802828

Its a severe allergy that cant be managed with medication while i have her. Have to find a new home for her.

>>656801796
this is why I freakin love cats

>>656803219
>be dog
>master dies
>sit next to a corpse for days

that is dumb as fuck.
A cat would not give a fuck about your death and wander off to do something better.

Cats rule.

>>656803219
Both dogs and cats will do it. The myth that dogs don't and cats do is a myth.

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Cat are shit-tier animals and will eat you when you die alone in your sad little apartment in the shit part of town.

Only faggots like cats.

>>656803615
stupid dog. cant do a single thing without someone around to open up a can of food for him

>>656803615
And dogs will just starve to death because they're to retardly loyal where cats are better survivors

>>656803412
They get hungry, so will your dog.
Nothing personal

>>656803539

Because they will steal your food like a shitrat?

Most cates are pretty fucking dong inhalers

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Cat are shit-tier animals and will eat you when you die alone in your sad little apartment in the shit part of town, where you live because you have no job.

>>656803816
Cats domesticated themselves because people began to feed them so they decided to live with them and be the most benefial of the two parties.

>>656803774
>wut?

I guess that would be a reality if things like feral dogs didn't exist.

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>>656803783
This guy knows.

>>656803615
No words ever spoken are as true as yours, anon.

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Cat are shit-tier animals and will eat you when you die alone in your sad little apartment in the shit part of town, where you live because you have no job and no girlfriend.

>>656803785
their very own mind - if you don't have a cat you'll never know what I mean

>>656803785
>steal
Dogs do it too. The only difference is you SCARE dogs into not doing it. Their little hearts are always racing because you're a cruel owner.

>>656803949
That's if they went ferral, most domestic dogs don't become feral

>>656803219
>>656803412
>>656803615
>>656803823

Those dogs were dumb as fuck..


>Master died.
>need food
>well, I'll just sit here until he comes back to life, then.

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>>656803994
Cry more dog faggot

>>656804032

>>656802286 (Me)

>>656801591
Its almost sad that that was an impressive feat for a cat/cat owner. Even the dumbest fucking dog can "give paw"

Dog: Dumbed-down wolf, casual

Cat: Nurfed Puma, casual

They're both qt or assholes if you behave like an asshole.

>>656803994
topkek. dogs sound pretty fucking retarded and ur just proving cats are better and dogs are just for losers like you that have nothing better to do than look after a dog.

cats are god tier they look after themselves.

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Cat are shit-tier animals and will eat you when you die alone in your sad little apartment in the shit part of town, where you live because you have no job and no girlfriend because no one respects a faggot who own a cat.

>>656804244
If they can get along that's pretty cool true dat

>>656803743
>>656803774

>cats don't share an emotional bond with their owners, that's why they're better pets

True dat. Cats owners probably don't give a fuck about having any sort of connection with their pets. They probably only care about having the stupid pest around to take pictures of when it acts retarded so they can post it to reddit.

>>656804277
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>>656803615
>>656803412
>>656803219

You repeat yourself there, are you sure you are a human?

>>656804277
okay so dogs are stupid? whats ur point?

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>>656804277
Cry more dog faggot

>>656804277
Of which he died of starvation and loneliness because it figured he'd come back after he was already dead.

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>>656801796
Ohhh

>>656801129
>He'd never seen longcat before
I guess it's not really even a surprise - that was a while ago now

>>656800962
>because it rhymes

>>656803350
Not if you train them right. I grew up with two German Shepards. one was a retired cop dog the other we trained on our own. I would have lived to see someone try to break in while those pricks were in their prime

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Dogs are the most loyal, loving and trustworthy companions you would ever have. Not mentioning, showing off cool tricks and being able to potty-train them.
Cats are spawns of Hell, and all they do it knock stuff over and scratch the shit out of you when you pet them. Or maybe I just smell like ass to the point where they hate me.

>>656804334
On the contrary I quite love my feline pet, been with me for fifteen and will lie down with me often at night. Many cats can be emotionally bonding but when it comes down to it eventually instincts will rule over it. Natural selection.

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>>656804592
Cry more dog faggot

>>656803630
I don't like cats, but that's just disgusting.
I don't get how a human being could do that to a fucking animal

At least dogs aren't known for being the shittiest of internet memes. Wow, my cat touched my hand with it's paw! So much better than dogs IMO.

Cats never served a functional purpose whereas dogs have historically been used for hunting, helping the blind, and pulling several hundred pound sleds through the snow.

Most cat fans are also fans of Sanders Berniedino

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>>656804691
Cry more dog faggot

>>656804646
Probably because their a sociopath with no empathy

>>656804629
Dog Faggots > Pussy Lickers

>>656801796
That's fucking disgusting. The cat shits and pisses in a box, scratches around in the filth and then this retard lets it put those filthy paws near his food. Enjoy the toxoplasmosis, faggot.

>>656804592
Dogs fucking stink.


Know how to spot a dog owner?
They are the really smelly ones covered in hair...

>>656801499
reminds me of that LotR scene

also checked

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>>656804790
Cry moire dog faggot

>>656799758
That cat is so based

>>656800937
What cat is that

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big cats > house cats >>>>>>>> dogs

Dogs are stupid, shit tier animals.

>>656804626

>my cat lies down with me at night

So you're telling me that you are a source of heat? How does it feel knowing your cats will replace you with a radiator or a sunspot on the ground after you die?

>>656804691
Cats are kept and known for their hunting skills and were used in wars to hunt down infected mice and rats that would get into food or infect soldiers. Let's see a wolf go against a mountain lion of the same size and see which wins.

>>656804791
Dogs are even worse. They walk in, smell and rub themselves in other dogs shit, urine and vomit. Sometimes eat it. Dogs just plain stink.
If you're worried about being clean, animals aren't for you.

Serious question. Are there any sex positions named after cats?

>>656804830
Cats smell like Pussy tho

>>656804830

>things you say on opposite day

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>>656804850

>cry moire dog faggot

At least my tears produce an interesting optical pattern, fag

>>656804791
Cats spend hours grooming themselves and have saliva with better bacteria killing microbes than a dog that eats it's own shit.

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>>656805021
Cry more dog faggot

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>>656804830
Cats SHIT IN A BOX IN YOUR HOUSE. Have fun with a box of shit and piss in the corner, bet it smells great

>>656804501
Kekked

>>656804928
> Thread about domesticated pets
> Smartass heres talks about Wolves vs Mountain Lions
Top kek

>>656799758
Mom's ass > was fat

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>>656804691

Cats are cool if you want to keep pests out of your house, but that's literally it. You couldn't tell me one more functionality that cats could serve.

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>>656805117

>>656804949
Yes

>>656805068
If you're too stupid to put it in the bathroom or on the patio, you deserve to live with shit stink.
>b-but you still clean up after it!
Only if you're too stupid to teach it to use the toilet. Go to youtube, cats can be trained too.

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>>656804904

next time try harder with your pseudo argument

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>>656804928
To bad there are no mountain lions the same size as a wolf. But thanks for playing

>>656805066
Jesus christ that was horrifying

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>>656805082
Its relevant cause the shooter is a cat.

>>656799758
I love how only the lowest rung of human debates something like this.

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>>656805254

>all dis arguments
The only argument you need is that cats are cuter. Cats are cuter than puppies and dogs. Kittens are the cutest thing ever.

>>656804904
Funny since the source of heat isn't what the cat goes to lay by.

>>656804957
>virgin detected

Dogs are the best

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>>656804830
They only stink if you don't wash them, and washing them is a fair price to pay for having a pet that is over 999999999999x better than a cat

Plus they look funny when you wash then so that is fun

>>656805312
DO you love it? Because it sounds like you don't like it but are replying anyway trying to pretend like you're better than somebody on /b/.

>>656805265

>To

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Dogs are not loyal. Dogs are unable to survive by themselves. Thus the "pack mentality" they have. A cat is naturally a loner and resourceful. They seek attention from the person they feel is even more of a bad ass than they are. Dogs will seek attention from the TV if it talked to them and interacted with them. A cat would tell it to fuck off.

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>>656802468
where's that cat's ears???

>>656804646
Cause fun

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>>656805443
big cat a best, dog a shit

>>656805254
>>656805117
>>656805066
>>656804895
Even that little one could maul you to death

All of this seems absolutely crazy to me

>>656805032
>grooming themelves
If I came into your house, sat there for a few hours liking myself, shit and pissed in a box of sand and kicked shitty, pissy sand all over the place, scratched and bit you when you got near me and then puked on the floor I really doubt you'd be impressed by my cleanliness.

Cats are vermin and should all be killed. They contribute nothing, unlike my dogs who are loyal hunting companions and actually help put food on my table.

>>656805530
Signed.

>>656804881
Dunno m8

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>>656805198
If i put it in my bathroom then ive got a box of shit sitting in my bathroom. Im sure guests will love that. And i hiiighly doubt its that easy to train a dumbass cat to use a toilet considering ive seen tons of cats in real life and NEVER met one who uses the shitter

>>656804895
Dis.

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>>656801250
easy there obsidian, we like cats better but we dont wanna kill dogs. check your edge

Cats are equally shit tier with caged vermin and tanked pets.
Having a cat is like owning a pest as a pet, without putting it in a cage.

>>656804501

Is it okay?

>>656799758
Never gets fuckin old. Swear to god

>>656805528
That's why I like it. To have a "pet" feels wrong to me. It feels like I would have it as a slave for entertainment, whereas I would hunt and shit with a big cat, and if it didn't like me then it could kill me. Then again I'm also a crazy fucker that likes to go 200 mph on motorcycles, so yeah. I like danger, it's fun.

>>656805530

My cat brought me a rat and I made soup

btfo

>>656805530
And dogs shit in your yard, piss on your floor if they can't get outside, will steal your food, can't hunt for shit if they can't get through a fence. Dogs are stupid enough to starve to death because of said loyalty. Therefore, cats are the better survivors and better.

>>656805066
That somehow looks erotic

>>656805742
Danger: wildman

>>656802468
too bad otters can bite your finger off VERY easily. they have horrifyingly sharp teeth.

>>656802468
what kind of cat is that?

>>656804255
lel - thinking its about intelligence and not subservience - try again faggot

>>656805771
Cats bring us dead things because they think we can't hunt. Basically to them we as people are big dumb babies and they think we will die on our own.

>>656799758
>Being a male
>Owning a cat
I mean sure, if you're a pussy. There's a reason dogs are named mans best friend.

>>656805329
/thread

>>656805906
They have to if they can break open oyster and clam shells

>>656805742

Homo

>>656805530
Spoken like a true imbreed redneck piece of shit fag. Try not to shoot your dog while hunting. My cat does not need me to go with him hunting. He has brought me home birds I could eat and rabbits while I am playing a video game. That is how bad ass a cat is.

>>656805312
Oh yeah jeanyus. What wood your smartbrain be debating? (if you weren't too busy shitposting while trying to act high and mighty)

>>656803630
i wish you die in fire

You know why there are so much pro-Cat stuff on the net??

Because people with dogs get outside, and have lives.

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>>656805875
It's true love, my friend. Would you fug a big cat? I know I would.

>>656804629
>>656804736
>>656804850
>Posts cat furry porn while calling dog owners faggots

This is the type of autist that owns a cat

>>656806136
Go outside and play then fag the adults are talking.

>>656802468
I'll need one of those for free Coke!!

>>656806136

Damn straight

>>656805959
mine brought me a dead bird on the doorstep. I yelled at it and it doesnt hurt birds anymore even when they swoop down at him in the yard he just ignores them. its pretty fucking funny.

>>656805742
Trying to kill yourself with a bottle of sleeping pills is dangerous...youd love it!

Cats are an invasive, destructive species and should be hunted and killed. Cat-faggots in this thread keep saying they're great hunters and survivalists, yeah so are are pythons, how's that working out for Florida?

>>656806136
High quality b8
Still b8 though

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>>656806042
Sounds like you're the homo for not wanting a beast that could tear your face off at any moment. They perfectly combine the badassery of cats an dogs, and multiply by 5. How is it not fucking awesome to hunt with an animal that is twice as fast, three times as heavy, and five times as strong as you are?

>>656805843
Lets pretend they are two people. Would you rather someone who is always there for you and is always happy to see you but they are a little stupid and will probably die because they did something dumb. Or would you like a person who is a stuck up cunt, only comes home to deliver dead things and just overall knows that he is better than you at everything, also doesn't give a shit if you are there or not and doesn't give a shit if you are sad?

Personally i'd rather dogbro

>>656806336
It probably took your yelling as rejection for the type of kill it brought. So now birds aren't necessary. They may try mice if they go hunting again

>>656799758
You can fuck a dog.

>>656806385
>trying
Kill urself dicklover.

>>656806385
Whats happening in florida? Python outbreak??

>>656806390

The truth is not bait

>>656806385
They're dominating their territory and eat alligators like their nothing. Point being?

>>656806365
It's not about trying to kill myself. That's fucking stupid. It's about the adrenaline rush. I wouldn't run in front of traffic like a dumbass. I just want to say that a big-ass animal like that loves me enough to not tear my face off. Wanting a big cat is a weird feeling that I can't quite describe.

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>>656806457
>also doesn't give a shit if you are there or not and doesn't give a shit if you are sad

Looks like you've never owned cat. I feel sorry for you, brah.

>>656806537
>the truth
Cringe.
Keep digging in the dirt, cringeworthy sucker.

>>656803630
Чтоб тебя поезд сбил, пидор.

>>656806457
And you're generalizing cats. I wouldn't want someone who constantly bugs me about fucking everything. Dogs bring home dead things too just like cats do, just cats are smart enough to get out and lure prey where dogs just bark and howl.

>>656799758
Only argument on b where I stay dead neutral. I've had both animals in my life, all my life, simultaneously. Atm, lineup is 3 cats, 2 dogs. They've been together since they were kittens and puppies. Wonderful companionship to each other as well as our family. Niggers arguing in this thread for either side are missing half the joy, imo...

>>656806055
>you
Keep telling yourself that you faggot. You'd rather sit at home playing video games, becoming even more of a neckbeard loser in your mom's basement than actually going out and doing what real men have done for thousands of years.

>how bad ass a cat is
http://www.wildlifemanagementinstitute.org/index.php?option=com_content&id=610:new-research-suggests-outdoor-cats-kill-more-wildlife-than-thought&catid=34:ONB+Articles&Itemid=54

Pretty bad ass destroying ecosystems like that. I'm impressed, sure am.

I can take my dog hiking, to go camping, to go to the beach, or even just general public areas. Not to mention my cute little pupper is a pussy magnet when i take him out to go jogging with me.

Check mate cat faggots. I bet you niggers can't even take your cat out of the house, not that you autists ever leave the house to begin with.

>>656806769
>knows the futility of arguing
>uses it as an argument
Holy shit m8.

>>656806704

>has no argument

btfo

>>656806574
Point being you are arguing that a cat is a better pet because of it's hunting skills. Sure in the wild, cats would dominate dogs, they would be the alpha, but as a pet, dogs shit on cats, so why would you want a cat as a pet, when a dog is a much better pet

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>>656805742
>Then again I'm also a crazy fucker that likes to go 200 mph on motorcycles, so yeah. I like danger, it's fun.

This reads like something an autist would say

>>656806922
>I can take my dog hiking, to go camping, to go to the beach, or even just general public areas. Not to mention my cute little pupper is a pussy magnet when i take him out to go jogging with me.


thanks but my looks and self esteem are just fine, and I have plenty of friends irl so i don't need to replace them with an animal.

you're the autist here, buddy.

>>656806679
Have owned a cat, motherfucker was a cunt, and just left after a month, shit teir animal

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>>656807006
Now you get the point.

>>656807099
Holy shit, I'm talking about the mere ability to take a dog outside with you to do activities and the only thing you've derived from that is "hurr muh looks and self esteem"?? Nice projecting there you little faggot.

>>656807142
detected a faggot and left. god tier confirmed.

>>656807036
Because dogs are retarded dumbed down mutts that can't feed themselves without someone helping and cats decided living with us was more beneficial to them. They won all out.

Motherfucker thought you were a cunt

>>656805254
These dudes raised that lion years back and released it back into the wild. This was their reunion.

Serious question. Based off my knowledge of wild cats and dogs (mainly from planet earth and disney) it seems like wolves and wild dogs and lions all live in a pack with an alpha male in charge. I've grown up with dogs and cats so i always assumed dogs were "smarter" because they do shit to impress/submit to the the alpha (me). Why don't cats have the same mentality once domesticated? Is it as simple as "thats the way she goes?"

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>>656807142

How massive a fag do you have to be for a cat to leave you?

>>656807076
He's not an autist, just an idiot.

>>656807076
How so? Because I like to have fun? It's less about the danger and more about the adrenaline. Perhaps that wasn't a good analogy. A better one would be like wrestling a bear. Obviously the bear could kill you with ease, but it won't if trained right, and if it actually loves you. It doesn't feel right to me to have a weaker animal as a pet. It feels more like a slave to me. But with a big cat that goes hunting with me it would still take down another animal even if I'm much easier pray. It's hard to explain.

>>656802648
Sounds like you were conceived with a weak sperm.

>>656807304
And? I don't really care if it would survive without me, a sog will always be more fun than a cat, it's it's stupidity will make for great laughs

>>656807036
because I have a life and dont want to babysit a dog all the time effectively wasting my time on bs.

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>>656807499
>you were CONCEIVED with SPERM
Kek

>>656807481
>>656807301
I was like 9 at the time, so i was probably a huge shitstain, but even so, fucker has ruined my view on cats since

>>656807381
its because they are stuck uo and know they are better therefore dont have to try.

>>656807491
Let's see a pic of your motorcycle tough guy

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Dogs and Cats are both great. Humans are a shit.

Dogs are named mans best friend.

Enough said. Cat fags getting btfo'd.

>>656804791
Chances are you already have toxoplasmosis too. You're more likely to get it from meat than cats.

>>656804957
Nah, they actually smell like bags of sand.

Dog and cat owner here. I gotta say its pretty nice if ive had the shittiest day ever, having my dog fucking sprint to the door and spaz out for 10 seconds the second she hears me will always cheer me up a little

>>656805047
wow, it's so aamazing, but I'd probably die from allergy at that point. I do that with my small cat and if she touches my eyes they go red. But I'm not a pussy and just hold her like the love of my live she is.

>>656807711
It's because they don't care and would rather think of caring for themselves and even bring food because they worry we will starve. Which comes down to them not being retarded animals

>>656803098
murrican cat, look at that fatty.

>>656807942
Personally for me my cat is usually by my front door after my night shifts when she hears my car doors shut. Greets me and always purrs.

>>656807801
I don't have one (yet), but it's what I want to do. It was an analogy albeit a terrible one. I have gone 150 in my mom's Camaro SS though. The point is that I like the adrenaline rust from going fast because it's kind of dangerous, just like being face to face with a tiger would be. At least for me since I'm pretty much fearless.

>>656808129
*rush

>>656808036

Look at the license plates dummy

>>656803548
>Wanting a pet that doesn't give a fuck about you
Lol that's just sad

>>656806261
sitting inside chatting about how awesome cats are?

if you're a grown man, thats pathetic. consider suicide.

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>>656808036
Yahh fatcats are :3, just :3
>inb4 faggot
Yo moma

>>656804791
Dogs eat cat shit, and their own shit.

>>656808108
Really? Maybe my cats an asshole even by cat standards

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>>656806976
>>uses it as an argument
I'm arguing nothing, anon. I have zero interest in promoting either side. Cool your edge, blade boy

>>656808187
From what I've seen cats are affectionate to you, but if someone dies, then there's no point? They can't survive if they remain close to something dead or they will die too. Sure they'll grieve too for a little bit but they have to move on

>>656799758
meow/10

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>>656808108
@.@

>>656808329
Well I've had her for fifteen years since she was a kitten so we've always loved her and shes very attentive, even more so when we're sick. I say it depends on the home they grow up in

>>656808478
Hard to believe but I've got a few videos laying around somewhere.

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>>656808353
Ok I Will

Post'em please

>>656808410
Cats are only affectionate to you when they feel like it. So not only does that show a lack of loyalty, it shows that they think you're their bitch. And clearly those "stupid" dogs are getting fed if they're living long enough to wait for their owners for years. So it's simply a matter of undying loyalty rather than "hurr need master to survive".

>>656808329
If you put in some effort your cat will see you as a companion and will try to feed you ( bring you mice, birds..and I mean, bring them to you, not just leave them around). They react different to different people.You can see how they act with different members of the same family.If you just feed it and pet/groom it, you might be just a fucker that lives there, lol.Takes an effort to become an equal with cats.Dogs need a leader, cats don't.

>>656808410
Gotchya. We got him when he was a kitten. Its not like hes completely unaffectionate he'll chill with me SOMETIMES. Maybe he knows im predisposed to liking dogs more. But having my dog go apeshit seeing me everyvnight will never get old

>>656809078
It's hard for a cat to need a leader when most cat owners are autistic dweebs that never leave the house.

>>656808942
Maybe you don't like cats cause they don't like you because you're a giant cunt. Cats will respect people that they think deserve it and worth it. Bring gifts, dead prey they catch, etc. If that die hard loyalty means you starve to death because you're waiting for something, then you aren't fit for survival when it comes down to it.

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>>656799758
Uploaded my cheating girlfriend.. Fuck HER! I don't even give a fuck anymore.
Will be removed in less than 30 minutes
http://www29.zippyshare.com/v/disBL1Uf/file.html

>>656809185
And I can see how that's uplifting. Personally I've just grown up with cats and dogs just kind of gross me out but I do see how they are sweet in a family. Cats just are more survival based where dogs are silly and happy go lucky

>>656804501
Fried Chiggums to-nite!

>>656809318
Maybe, then again, they revert pretty easy to their feral state and hunting is something that comes natural for a cat, whether indoors or outdoors.

i fucking adore my cats, i've got a load of the fuckers. would never really trust a /b/ who was fucked up to cats.
i like dogs too, but they're too subservient for my liking. i know some breeds are more fuck-you than others but still..
i know a couple who have 22 cats at their place, 22 that they know by name, there are others.
fucking love my kitties, shithawks every one of them :) i've got one that does jazz hands, for fucks sake, how is that not good to be around?

>>656809078
Makes sense, but why they gotta be like that? Is there any reasoning?

>>656808942
Dogs are specifically domesticated to serve humans as brainless slaves. They are essentially livestock. Biological robots.

A cat, while domesticated, is perfectly independent. If a cat shows affection, it chooses to do so.

If you are an abusive shit owner to your dog, he'll still be a literal bitch. It won't love you, but it will be hard-pressed to hate you too. You would literally have to abuse it until it mentally breaks to actually define your relationship by your merit.
If you are a dick to your cat, it will rightfully leave your ass. Food or no food.


But in all seriousness. Both are cool. They are just different. Personally, I like to have a pet that isn't essentially a hairy baby that needs my attention all the time.

>>656809341
>Maybe you don't like cats cause they don't like you because you're a giant cunt
Nice assumption faggot, I can get almost every cat to like me, i've read up on their body language and when meeting a new cat, the trick is to hold your fist out to imitate a cats head and let them come to you. If they rub their head against your fist, that's the first sign of mutual respect.

That being said, I prefer dogs over cats because cats are pretty much dead weight that's just "there" in the house which you waste time feeding and cleaning only to receive affection that a dog provides up to x100 more. And lol, my terrier does a fuck ton better job at hunting and keeping rats off my property than a cat would. We're talking about companions and domesticated animals here, fuck out of here with that survival of the fittest bullshit.

>>656809798
For them coming to see you as equal?

>tfw cat goes outside for a walk and 30 minutes later there is dead snake waiting in front of your door
Meanwhile retarded dogs need to be taken out for a walk with their master taking care of them .

Only thing dogs have going for them is loyalty and only lonely people would care about pet loyalty.

>>656804895
Tyrell Corporation has already discovered a way to stunt the development of large predatory animals in the cub stage so as to provide the uber-rich with the ultimate exotic cute pets. Was an accidental discovery in the Replicant longevity research program...

>>656799758
Have you ever seen a cat that will sit on command?

>>656809798
down to selecting for certain characteristics in different animals.
eg we need our dogs more trainable and biddable because of the stuff they do for us, like retrieving stuff or moving livestock.
we don't need our cats to be so much controlled because of the kind of stuff they do for us, like hiding in the barn on their own waiting for rats.
its not quite so simple as that, but pretty much.

>>656809487
Its broken

>>656805066
Ebben uh nigguh won't try tuh
muh diks uh Cheetah!!

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>>656810083
Yeah. Like, in the wild i feel like cats and dogs have similar pack mentality. So why are dogs, once domesticated, so submissive? And cats, not so much

>>656809798
They aren't overly social animals by nature. There is no pack mentality.

To get the acknowledgement of a cat, it either sees you as family and/or as an equal to be respected. (They show this by showing their butt in your face.)
Because they are not overly social, they are quick to be put off. And they are quick learners when it comes to body language. So usually they are a good judge of character. (Dogs too. But dogs more for the good people and cats cat tell if someone is not an okay person.)

>>656810214
one of mine sits on command dude, you've just not seen it yourself, don't mean it ain't true..