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my gf's best friend is currently passed out on my couch in the other room. she was as drunk as I've ever seen anyone.

pros and cons of violating her?

pic related -- best I have of her
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Pros: you get pussy
Cons: Who gives a fuck
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Take a picture fag
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>>656767207
Pro: no
Con: you're a douche
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>>656767207
timestamp or nobody gonne give a shit about your thread
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>>656767207
Says it's best pic he has of her... she is literally right there knocked out. Go take a pic
>>656767578
Thanks
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>>656767578
This.
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Bumping bread for potential payoff.
> op is always a faggot tho
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>>656767207
Pro: you're an autistic faggot
Con: you're OP
Take a picture of the passed out friend with a timestamp, show tits to /b/ and do whatever the fuck you want. We don't give a shit.
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>>656767739
you nikkas will lol but honestly I'm too nervous to take a pic with flash atm.. should I test her responsiveness first
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Pro: you can now say you fucked a whale
Con: beastiality
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>>656768921
Yes, by taking a picture and saying wake up.
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>>656768921
ok so I tested her responsiveness by moving her arm a bit to uncover her blanket. she moved around in her sleep for like 10 seconds.... wat do
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>>656769331
pull her tits out and take pic
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>>656769331
Shed probs wake up /b/ro. Take a pic with time stamp of her asleep though for validity.
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>>656767667
EXACTLY
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if you dont do it, i will.
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Timestamp op.

Also, tug on her shirt gently to see if she moves. If she does, you can just say that you were trying to wake her up to see if she was okay.
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>>656769331
Get the ducktape out!!
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>>656770126
Black comedian starter kit?
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>>656770126
>Cosby kit
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>>656770361
cum on face & post pics
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>>656770361
Oh well then
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>>656767207

Keep the lights off.
Try making out with her a little, see if she goes for it on her own.
Wear a condom.
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maybe I should turn the tv on to get her 'sleep ears' used to noise being present
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>>656770754
Leave all the lights out and kiss her.
Go from there.
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>>656769705
This. It always works when I'm in the same situation with girls like this. What she doesn't know won't hurt her.
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>>656770754
Keep taking pics
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>>656770754
That could work. But just start with simple platonic touches to trst consciousness
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PS I swear I will provide pics of anything I uncover, people just need to equip me with the right ammunition..
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>>656770361

test responsivness with a few nudges. then get bold by trying to move her body a lil bit and if shes still out youre home free
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If she doesn't persist, pull her tits out and try titfucking her.
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>>656767207
Don't be a Bundy,just feel her up a bit.Oh & more pics pls.
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OP will be single by the end of the year
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>>656771258
End of the night.
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cmon op wheres the updates
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>>656771465
Well, if her friend happens to enjoy, maybe not. But even if she does enjoy, I doubt she will be able to keep this shit as a secret.
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>>656771465
End of the hour
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OP is kill!
Abandon thread!
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Pullled her pants down and thong to the side. And spread her ass. I pushed her arm to flip her over and slowly started tugging on her pants I got no response so I went for it
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>>656772017

hell yeah bro delivers.

time for pound town
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>>656772017
One finger with pic
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>>656772017
Good man.
Nice op
Go for broke stick a finger in
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Timestamp.
Immediately.
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timestamp on her ass
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sorry for the delay. just being cautious
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>>656772316
lift her shirt, then timestamp w/ tits
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>>656772017
Keep going OP

This is the beginning of something fantastic
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>>656772316
Is her name Megan by any chance?
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for the record that last dbag with the revealing pic was not me
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>>656772274
Penis in her ass
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this fuckin thread
keep going pls this is gold
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>>656772316
Good man OP, keep it up!
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Stop talking to us.
Do the thing and get pics.
Post them all after.
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>>656772316
Lift shirt slowly. With timestamp
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>>656772017
Haha I'm not op but I managed to fuck her in her ass just yesterday with video. If anyone can tell me to make a webm I'll deliver. Same exact situation op is in.
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>>656772316
Keep it up OP.
I bet your heart is pounding.
Tits?
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>>656767207
This guy got some big fucking nuts
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>>656772577
if op does this thread will die and we all kill ourselfs
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Enough of the timestamp shit it's legit
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>>656767207
Pros you cum shes cute Cons no condoms possible pregnancy jailtime friend hates you now CHILDREN Eh wait till shes sober and doesnt like le faggot friend anymore
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>>656767207
Risk getting cought and being labled a sex offender for life having to go door to door telling every neighbor you raped a chick
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OP you're gonna need a way better pussy shot than that
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jak off in front of her, make it loud, wake up her, i she participates, go on, if she doesnt, just a shame experience, you are a men, and shit.
She later will have in mind, that you want to fuck her, she will masturbating on that, and maybe one day.
Alpha experience.
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>>656772608
Do you not own a google?
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This is a once in a lifetime opportunity
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>>656772692
He can make a new one.

Also, use a condom OP.
You do want to get away with this.
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>>656772920
I checked but not very well. Fuck it I guess. I'll get around to it
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>>656767207
Don't rape her but go ahead and let us see her tits
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>>656772880
maybe one day.
better english
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>>656772509
OP pls. I must know if this is her name
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>>656773091
Pls tell me you are OP's gf.
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>>656767207
Is her name hannah?
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Bump to keep thread alive while OP does his thing
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>>656773091
Ya how do you know her?
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>>656767207
Bubba be spreading your ass open like that soon op.
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>>656773091
No her name is rachelle(ruh-shell)
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>>656773237
Ya how do you know her?
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>>656767207
Dye her hair back to black.
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Anticipation.
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>>656773256
Is she from south Florida? If yes then I know her from middle/high school
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>>656772509
yeah how'd you know?
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Gotta love the chan where rape is championed.
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>>656772316
inb4 OP doesn't deliver and she was in on it the whole time.

fun plan faggot, you'd be fucking her right now instead of having a bad sense of humor if you didn't suck so hard at life.
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Cum on op D liver
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Quit fucking around OP.
You're on a fucking mission.
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>>656773470
M8, we are the best of chans.
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Hurry up for fucks sake
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>>656773470
Do you have any idea of the deep seeded loneliness at the core of this board?
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>>656773528
This^
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>>656773544
Dubs speaks the truth
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Put your what in her butt
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>>656773718
So sayeth the dubs
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White Knight reporting in for duty!
Dear fellow anonymous user of 4chan. What you are contemplating on doing this evening is wrong and illegal! Before you proceed any further I will advise you to get her a glass of water and a basket of eggs. Make sure she is comfortable sleeping and make sure she doesn't suffocate on her vomit.
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>>656770126
I call that my saturday night pre drinks
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>>656773638
A picture is starting to form lol. Don't get me wrong I'm all for it, I like rape as much as the next man.
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OP IS KILL ABANDON THREAD
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>>656773497

Commander D.Liver here reporting for duty sir
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Op's fingers are being sniffed by officer doofy.
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>>656773409
you scared OP
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>>656773819

heeeyyy i remember the eggs!

OP WHIP OUT THE EGGS SHE NEEDS TO FINISH ALL OF THEM
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Keks for all
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Op >>656773897
At ease soldier you can unclench your butt cheeks now
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>>656773830
That sounds like something a chick would say.
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OP here, proceeding to whip out her tits. She's knocked out cold
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OP got caught by his gf and is going to jail
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>>656774156
AMBULANCE TIME YOU FAGGOT CHECK PULSE CHECK PULSE
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>>656772017
are faggots on here actually buying this? jesus christ are there no oldfags left
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>>656774156
are you diamonds? and where is your gf? stick dick in mouth and take a pic
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>>656767522
We need to shift society toward this type of thinking.
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>>656774156
Let see em, fag. You are getting to god tier here. It's a steep climb at a high price.
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>>656774141
Wtf kind of woman are you involved with .
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>>656774342
The best kind anon
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>>656772017
lick that pussy and asshole, post pic
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>>656774293
This
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give her a dirty sanchez
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we need pics OP
D-Liver
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>>656767207
>>656767207
Hey do u have more pics of her
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Better have a timestamp on them tits.
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>>656774247
>ambulance
>sleeping drunk

Are you retarded
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CHECK PULSE CHECK PULSE CHECK PULSE CHECK PULSE
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Ok /b/, I pushed the envelope and attmpted to move the blanket out of her grasp in order to reveal things. The only minor problem is that she FUCKING WOKE UP, but thankfully her post-drunk ass bought my excuse of looking or the remote.
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smh
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>>656774551
We will settle for timestamped creep pics when she passes back out.
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>>656767207
Pros you finally lose your virginity
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>>656774551
Don't believe you. Post pics.
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OP is fail.

He has brought shame upon himself and his family.
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>>656774533
good idea actually
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>>656767207
post pics or stfu.
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>>656774551
GG OP, You've managed to ruin my fapping session
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>>656774551
Bummer
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OP here, heres the pic. I managed to get most clothes off
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>>656774551
Move on to plan /b/ cover her mouth with your hand to prevent screaming and insert penis.
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>>656774512
NIGGA SHIT HAPPENS SHE MIGHT BE JUST LIGHTLY BUZZED AND OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>656774733
Too soon.
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>>656774733
Too soon, you nigger
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To be perfectly honest I would not have even stopped and thought about anything before tearing that up.
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>>656774733
jesus christ man
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>>656767207
Hey bro i think i know this girl whats her name
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>>656774733
IT WAS TOO SOON YOU ASSHOLE TOO SOON
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>>656774733
Too soon jewbag
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>>656774845
Victim x.
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>>656774766
>plan /b/

kek
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>>656774667
This
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>>656774798
>>656774810
>>656774840
>>656774891
>>656774922

Did I do good
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OP pussied out.

He should dump nudes of his gf.
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>>656774958
Is she from cali....
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>>656775013
you did horrible my son now go become an hero just get it done on twitch
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>>656774798
>>656774810
>>656774840
>>656774891
>>656774922

ah... it's nice that the classics still hold up.
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>>656775083
Would settle for this
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>>656774733
check'd, way too soon tho man
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OP here, she went back to sleep and I saw a little bit of her booby! So I had to go to the toilet to wank my tiny little stub dick!
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>>656775103
Fuck knows i don't have asshole recognition software, I'm not op m8 I've naw idea who she is.
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>>656775126
KEKTUS
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>>656775126
Meh, at this point all this shit reminds me of is that story of the monkeys the banana and the hoe.
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>>656774845
Megan
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>>656775197
Pics you nigger
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>>656775197
YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKER YOU WILL DELIVER OR I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR COCK AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT FINGER THAT GIRL STICK YOUR HAND IN HER PUSSY AND THEN WAKE HER UP BUT WHERE AM I GONE IVE ALREADY CALLED THE COPS OP YOUR FUCKED NICE IDEA JUST SOLVE THIS CAPTCHA BEFORE YOU COMPLETE THIS RAPE SESSION
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>>656775197
I call bullshit anon.
You're not OP.
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If she charges you with rape use the ol' I tripped, fell, and my penis entered her vagina by accident excuse. It's working for some rich guy as we speak.
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I'm willing to make a little half-attempt for y'all as she seems to be back snoozin. Gimme 5 mins n I'll have a timestamp
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>>656767207
Ivette
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You're an embarrassment to rapists everywhere op, that shit was weak. Amateur hour.
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>>656775444

trips check'd
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>>656775462
can you just put your cock on her face or something. and timestamp! also if you can jerk off and cum and then smear cum on her lips
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TABLE
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This is the best bait I've seen in a long time.
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>>656775462
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>>656775627
Then you know it's da truth
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Op in driving school
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I think the reality of being labeled a sex offender for life made him stop
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when started moving too much, she semi woke up. Diehards stay tuned -- casual lurkers disperse :/
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Op pinch her nose and Ram your cock down her throat pump vigorously until your cum is mixed with her vommit. Wipe her tears eyes kiss her forehead and whisper you can sleep over anytime.
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>>656767207
OH YEAH YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND YOU OBLITERATE FAGGOT HAVE SOME COMMON DECENSY
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>>656776259
Waiting
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>>656776259
diehard kill YOURSELF faggot YOU should REALLY get THE hang OF sucking DICK cause YOU wont GET yours SUCKED anymore BECAUSE you TRYED to FUCK yo GIRLFRIENDS best FRIEND faggot
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i want a fucking video or nuthing
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Post the gf tits fam.
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I would have fucked the shit out of her and if she woke up just kept going.
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>>656777048
I believe you.
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Getting bored
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>>656777352
put your dick on her face
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take her fuckin' phone and upload everything you fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>656777352
> water
Fail
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>>656777352
yo put your dick on her lips
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>>656777352
Rape Her!!!
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>>656777352
k
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Put your dick on her face and take a pic. She can't get mad if you play it off as a practical joke, you rascal you
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>>656777478
This
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If i see penis touching her face my life will be complete
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>>656777352
All of my yes! Unleash the tatas. Did you pull pants back up?
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>>656777352
show us her feet!
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>>656777352
Nigga why does all your pictures have other names? If I take a picture with my cellphone e.g its filename always have the same format.
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Agreed>>656777478
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>>656774733
is this supposed to be a meme?
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taking her phone is the first thing he should have done... then of course jizzed on it as well
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>>656777478
Second this
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Too much activity.
No ways she's completely passed out now.
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>>656767207
7777777
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Jesus christ, rape this girl before the new year OP. My rape chug has all but gone away.
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>>656777723
New fag detected
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>>656777352
She looks comfy. Let her sleep.
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>>656777661
Shh the grow ups are taking!m about rape! Foot fetish kids.. Geez
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>>656767207
Op make a kik group first 50 get a link to a live stream of you fucking the shit out of her
Add me if you do
Thatguylawlz
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Eggs
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3/10
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777777 get
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dick on face
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>>656777777
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>>656777965
Kek
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OP here she finally woke up real drunk and saw my penis as I was going to slap her with it she was going to puke so she went to the toilet opened the door got on the floor everyone do the dinosaur
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>>656767207
Pros: you get 15ish minutes of feel good
Cons: niggers might rape you for 10 years in prison
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>>656777352

Why not just ask her to fuck. She is at your house drunk, she wants the d.
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>>656777787
Jesus that was close
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>>656778180
Lol go hold her hair back and deny everything if she asks why your cock was out.
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>>656778287
Sweet Jesus
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Is your gf in the house with you?
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>>656770361
Don't show her face son. What's wrong with you?
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>>656778435
stfu fag
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https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=983789
Post more Cubs!
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>>656767207
pros: you get some

cons: you're now a rapist, you're a horrible person, if caught you could go to prison, if caught your girlfriend will dump you, if caught her father/brother may try to kill you. etc.

you have a girlfriend, just go fuck her instead.
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>>656778498
GTFO FURFAG
THE ADULTS ARE BUSY
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>>656778435
Too late he's already fucked himself and still not fucked her.
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What are you waiting for? Dump truck that hoe!
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>>656778498
Faggot
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OP BLEW IT!
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>>656778550
Dis guys so gay.
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why the fuck do you keep posting pics if you're not gonna do anything op?
you'd be a piece of shit if you do, but that's not a legit reason to stop.
I want fappable pics
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>>656777352
Op make your self throw up do it in a bucket take some put it on her clothes make it look like she threw up on herself. Start undressing her if she wakes up just tell her she threw up on herself and you didn't wanna leave her like that if she doesn't wake up grab some ass
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>>656778575
Gah fucking alternative fetish fucks.
Let's focus guys, OP needs our support!
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>>656772017
why is her asshole red
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>>656778655
nigger go die in a ditch
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>>656778738
This
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>>656778873
OP should cut his losses.

Post your girl's tits and go have a fap.
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>>656778938
That isn't her.
Keep reading.
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Atleast make an update OP, im getting bored
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You obviously wont do jack shit to her but like to think the thought and share it on the internet you dirty little faggot
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>>656773638
Psh
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>>656777352
nice penmanship
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OP, by the power of these dubs, submit picture with your cock on her face.
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Please just poop on her face, please...
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>>656778873
you need your hole m8, can picture you pants at ankles foaming at the mouth bashing your little pecker to death.
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>>656779066
Check'd
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i second this. dubs makes it true
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just, get em
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>get her phone
>post her nudes.
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