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Wincest thread!

Post your wincest experiences!

I'll start!
>be me, 15. Mom is 36
>used to be a momma's boi till I turned 11
>we showered and shit, good stuff
>as edgy 15 year old, I really didn't come out of my room.
>still in good physical shape tho
>it's summer, I live in South TX so it's fuckin hot.
>I'm walking around in my gym shorts, they're pretty light on fabric so they're kinda see-through in the right lighting
>mom is in living room, in her snug outfit: huge loose shirt and some pj's
>mom is super fucking hot btw, skin of a goddess, looks legit 21.
>calls me down to eat
>I run downstairs and I serve myself
>fuck yeah lasagna, my favorite
>I'm eating like a champ, end up spilling a bit on my seat, didn't notice and sat on it when I went to get more
>I'm full, decide to go upstairs
"Anon, you have something on your ass"
"Where mom?"
>me being autistic I can't find it
"Come here I'll get it"
>I go to her and she cleans the little smudge off my ass, then pinches it playfully
[She does this a lot, it doesn't mean anything she just thinks it's funny]
>I say "ow" sarcastically and pinch her nose playfully
>she stares at me for a few seconds
"You've grown a lot anon, I still remember when I used to change your diapers"
>whatevs
>outta nowhere I stare at her tits
>god they're amazing
>she probably notices
"Okay anon I'm gonna make some more lasagna, I'll call you when it's ready"
>she gets up and goes to the kitchen
[Pic sorta related, looks like mom's body]
Cont.?
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finish it
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>Cont.?

Well obviously
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Go on
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>>653584451
Bump
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We all know we want you to continue.
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>>653584451
>Waiting for op to "cont?"
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I'm interested, continue please
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>>653584451
>584451▶>>653585031 >>653585402
>Wincest thread!
bump
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Again waiting on op...
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inb4 dinosaur
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my aunt's huge tits were infamous among our family and I used to jokingly squeeze them in family meetings in front of everyone until 16 or something.
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>>653585889
talk about being on the spectrum
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Bumperino
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me and my sister used to fap together we stopped when she got a boyfriend
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>>653585889
fucking subhuman rednecks
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>>653584451
>calls me down to eat
>"Okay anon I'm gonna make some more lasagna, I'll call you when it's ready"
u fking wot m9,
u don't make lasagna 2 times
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>>653584451
waiting for more op
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>>653584451
>make more lasagna
Wtf? You sat on the whole lasagna and couldn't find it? Are you a fucking retard?
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>>653586681
yep inb4 all memes
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>>653584451
"Lasagna's ready Anon!"
>run downstairs at the speed of light
>dat that good meaty sweetness
>she sits back down on the sofa
>someone knocks on the door
[Sofa is across door, kitchen behind wall sofa is on. Theres a huge window where you can see who is knocking, basically right in front of sofa, but we have curtains]
"Anon go check"
>I move the curtains, holy fuck it's bright
>nobody, probably ding dong ditchers
>I turn a bit
"No one's there mom"
>mom literally gasps, her eyes looking at my crotch
>wtf.gif
>OH SHIT
>I'm not wearing underwear and I have the see through shorts on
[Tbh I was well endowed for my age back then, 6 inches and I was hanging]
Anyway
>SHIT FUCK I DUN GOOFED
"Anon, cover yourself!"
>I close the curtains and I cover my crotch
>mom is still staring
>kinda turning me on
>stare at glorious tits
>run to my room
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>>653586750
Waiting for OP's mom to finish making that damn lasagna
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>>653586681
tru
who the fuck makes lasagna twice.
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yea im calling bullshit on this story on account of making more lasagna. I lost my fucking boner
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post pics of your mom
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>>653586681
Yeah unless they're eating frozen shit.
Lasagna has tipped the story off for a tale of pure fiction
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dude if you ate 2 whole lasagnas you'd be farting in ur moms milfhole
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>>653586883
Hurry up faggot>>653586883
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OP Here.

It wasn't truly lasagna, per se. Lasagna takes forever to make tbh. It was more like that hamburger helper thing that's lasagna flavored.
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>>653586883
13
6" dick
2 lasagnas
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>>653587317
15*
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>>653587317
lol
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>>653586781
He sat on the lasagna and spilled his spaghetti.
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>>653586681
Kek
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>>653584451
if you ate the lasagna and were full, why is she making more? why is she gonna call you down for more lasagna? you ate. you're full.
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>>653587937
he's full of shit
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>>653584451
Who makes more lasagna after eating lasagna?
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>>653584451
>>653586883
we know the story is 100% fake but continue, dont over think it. the story already sucks just hurry up
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>>653586883
>fast forward, already like 11:00 pm
>fap to mom's sweet tits
>came
>oh well time to sleep
>Everything is quiet, suddenly I hear moans
>whatever.mp3
>moans get increasingly loud
>get up, tiptoe out of my room and wait out in the hallway
>quiet for a few more seconds, then hear a loud moan
>it's from mom's room
>HOLY SHIT
>THE DOOR ISNT CLOSED
>I can her fucking her clit with her fingers through the crack of the door
>BUT THOSE TITS
>Dick is now Diamonds
>I start to masturbate a little, trying to make any sudden movements or loud noises
door fucking creaks
>she looks up
>she grins
"Come here baby, show mommy how to make her scream"
FUCK
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>>653588385
There better be more lasagna in it though. It's my fettish.
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>>653588535
so fake i cant even
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>>653588535
>show mommy how to make her scream
Get the fuck out of here abandon Thread
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What in the fuck am I actually reading? Jesus Christ OP.

More lasagna though plz.
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>>653588535
I've seen some fake stories, but this takes the lasagna.
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>>653588535
i think the people who post these have them typed out on notepad already so next time theres that. i appreciate the effort, the initial post was really good then the following ones were retarded LOL
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>>653589164
keks
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>I grab her hand, pull her up from the bed
"Are we seriously gonna do this mom?"
"Yeah, anon"
"Make me scream with delight anon"
>I
>Show
>Her
>How
>To
>Walk
>The
>Dinosaur
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>>653589358
kek
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>>653589358
OP here
I dinosaured you guys
Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Honestly cause no one is contributing
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>>653589671
The lasagna was though
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nooo
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>>653584451
dont give up OP. Tell us more! :D
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>>653589823
I mean I could redo it to where It was 11 pm but it's all bullshit, still want me to?
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>>653589164
Im fucking dying here. Kek
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>>653588535
>I start into the room
>my dick is poking out of my boxers
>she's stop rubbing herself
>she twitches as I can tell she's getting herself close
>her inner thigh is glistening from her juices
"I have a surprise for my big boy"
>she pulls out two big casserole pans of lasagna out from behind the pillow
"Hold these and I'll go us make some more lasagna whole I scream your name"
>cheese grease glistens off her soft pasta tits as Her manacotti oozes into the pan
FUCK
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My niggas aint gonna believe it when i tell em how a wincest thread became a lasagna thread
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>>653589164
ayyy
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>>653589358
yeah the thing with the dinosaur bit is you're supposed to write a good story first. fuck you
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>>653590292
This was a good story. There was 2 Lasagnas
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>>653588535
>Come here baby, show mommy how to make more lasagna!
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>>653590205
hahhah
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>>653590219
It's all yours my friend
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>>653584451
>>
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>>653584451
this is now a lasagna thread
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Someone grab all the bits , and lets find this on a YLYL thread in a couple days
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OP here

I approve of this lasagna derailing, and propose that instead of spiderman, it will now be lasagna that takes over future posts.
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>>653591023
I wish I was not too lazy for that
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i have found the rarest lasagna
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>>653590205
Hahaha oh wow
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>>653590439
Hahaha omg keep going
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>>653589358
And here we have an example of when op initiates damage control
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fake story or not, i have had a good time in this thread. keep going op, its like a bad porno where the big fake tits blond wearing a bikini at home fucks the sausage pizza delivery boy/cable repair man
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Old and busted: Mom's Spaghetti
New Hotness: Mom's Lasagna
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>be me 15
>sister 13
>ask sister, "hi, wan sum fuck"
>ya
>we had intercourse

Cont?
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>>653591918
Mom's Lasagna confirmed
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Gee bill two lasagna?
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>>653590205
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>>653591945
No point now I already busted 3 times just reading that
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>be me, 17
>ask sis who is 14 if she wants lasagna
>eat lasagna
>make more lasagna while sex
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OP HERE

MOM'S LASAGNA COMFIRMED
incoming-- The continuation of the story that started it all

>taught mom all my sweet moves
>she's red hot by now, she's really wants to fuck me bad
>I can see her juices flowing from her pussy
"Let me show you what I can do mom"
>I start to feel her up
>DiamondDick.jpg
[Mom hasn't had a partner in a long time, probably why she's letting me]
"Anon, wait, I'm having second thoughts.."
"Shh, mom... It's ok.."
>I pull out the bag of mozzarella cheese she keeps in her bedside drawer, she thought I wouldn't know she kept all her toys in there
>I spread it over her beautiful breasts
>I stick my face in and apply 375° F
>sticky cheese all over her prize titties
Cont.?
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>>653592546
my nigga
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>be lasagna, 18
>See 9/10 lasagna
>400 degrees at least
>eat her lasagna
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>>653592971
>>I stick my face in and apply 375° F
>>sticky cheese all over her prize titties
fuck yes continue

I KEK'D
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>>653586916
kek
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>>653587317
Fucking kek
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>>653590205
>I finish the two casseroles
>she's yelling my name downstairs
>I can smell it from all the way up here
Jesus
>she wants it bad
>I get off the bed and begin to follow the moaning and warm smell coming from the kitchen
>I come in the kitchen
>she's got a pan handle rubbing her pussy
"You want to be a big helper and help mommy with supper?"
This is it
>I grab there purple spatula from the drawer
>she sits on the counter and spreads her legs
Oh. My. Shit.
>I couldn't believe it was happening
>I slap her wet pussy gently and she flinches
"Harder, baby. Make momma beg for it"
>I slap harder
Harder
>I slap harder
Harder!
>I start whopping it as her sticky wetness splatters the room as it fills with smoke
>she is in ectacy
>she can't stand it and takes the spatula from me
"It's all yours, baby"
>she hands the spatula back to me with the cheesiest lasagna I've ever seen
FUCK
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>>653592971
hot
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>>653589164
your post: godlike
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>be me, fresh baked lasagna
>see 14 yr old faggot stare at me
>says to himself the edges of me look like a pair of beef curtains he saw on a porno
>no one is home, mom pulled me out of oven and left note
>here is some lasagna for you timmy
>his shorts hit the floor
>never been so scared
>he slides this tiny lanky excuse for a cock in between my pasta shields
>fucks the beef like a pro
>not bad for his age, and im actually enjoying it
>we both cum buckets

mfw this is our "how did you guys meet" story
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>>653590205
Amazing
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>be me(15)
>at cousins house for thanksgiving
>every year I would stay over and chill in the basement with boy cousin(15) and girl cousin(13)
>me and boy cousin go to the same hs and are kissless fagets
>decide we want to see a real vagina
>girl cousin has a vagina, let's check it out
>she promises to show later if we show ours
>midnight comes
>lights out and everyone is asleep in sleeping bags on the floor
>or so I thought
>'anon do you still want to see down there?'
>say yes as I try to wake boy cousin
>he's fuckin out
>girl cousin grunts and shimmies as she takes off her bottoms
>'come get in my bed, anon'
>warn her that I sleep in my underwear
>doesn't give a shit
>sit up and get in with her, both of us are face to face on our sides
>'are you ready?'
>shines a flashlight between us and reveals the miracle of the universe between her legs
>doodle head pops out of my boxers and pokes her slit
>'anon that tickles'
>thrust into her thighs and poosi
>feel her thighs squeeze around my dong as it rubs against her lips
>she gasps
>'should I stop?'
>'no anon just do it a little faster'
>hotdogging my 13 year old cousin's pussy from the front for about 15 minutes until she inhales sharply
>'huuuuu'
>her hot juices pulse out of her onto my cock as she's breathing heavily into my chest
>still thrusting
>'anon I think I peed'
>don't give a fuck still thrusting
>she starts to breathe heavy again
>still thrusting (I'm like a jack hammer at this point)
>she squirms and cums on me again
>thrust slower so I can feel her double over with each thrust
>she kisses me goodnight goes to sleep in her own room
>fall asleep and wake up with my nuts feeling like manny pacqiao's speedbag
>mfw I told my mom my balls hurt
>mfw I wasn't allowed to stay there anymore.

Didn't see her for a while but we texted and sent pictures to each other often. Have more stories but I'll save them for later.
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>>653593460
>I start whopping it as her sticky wetness splatters the room as it fills with smoke
fucking kek
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>>653593750
fuck. now im hungry
great job /b/
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/b/ros i have an older cousin comin to visit and she likes to party and does e, help me smash and ill post pics
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>>653593928
Fuck off. This is a lasagna thread.
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>>653593669
i can fap to this
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>>653592971
>I turn her around
>never noticed how nice her ass was
>fuck.pfg
>I stick it in her wet pussy
>her moans are the loudest I've ever heard
"OH, ANON, YES!"
>me being a teen, I went in at hyperspeed
"MOM IM GONNA CUM"
"PULL OUT PULL OUT"
>I pull out, I splurge my hot load on her back
>mfw it's tomato sauce
>I filled almost half her whole back
>I grab my ladle and lather it all over her back
>she adds her cheese
>I splat my meat on her back
>we cook for approximately 1 hour are 375° F
>we made lasagna
>mfw when we act like nothing happened and now make lasagna on the regular
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holy christ, this thread!
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>>653594073
Here ya go, faggot

http://allrecipes.com/recipes/502/main-dish/pasta/lasagna/
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>>653593979
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>>653594194
i started to kek here
>I pull out, I splurge my hot load on her back
>mfw it's tomato sauce
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>mfw it's tomato sauce
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>>653594411
do not
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>>653594279
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Quads
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>>653587317
My favorite post
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OP here

Fuck spiderman. Lasagna for days
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>>653593928
"girl cousin has a vagina, let's check it out"
"she promises to show later if we show ours"

Ha you have a vagina faggot
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>>653586071
I kek'd irl
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>>653594411
Lasagna thread for life
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>>653594411
The lasagna cannot be stopped. It's too late now, homo.
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>>653593928
>she squirms and cums on me again
>thrust slower so i can feel her double over with each thrust
>add a dash of oregano
>spread mozzarella
>bake at 375 for 55 minutes
>garnish with fresh basil
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>>653594732
Much better.
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>>653590205

She must really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like providing for her son.
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I cant believe this ever happen to you anon.
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>>653590205
>I start into the room
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OP here

Someone grab all these and put it in a YLYL, we made history today. May lasagna live on
>>653586883
>>653588535
>>653589358
>>653592971
>>653594194
>>653584451
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>>653594905
He's all hers my friend
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I have no idea what happened here but I fapped anyway
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>>653584451
If you fucked your mom, which you most likely didn't, you're a sick little autistic fuck
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wincest thread turned spiderm- NO! LASAGNAAAA!!!!!
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>>653593221
>400 degrees at least
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>>653595037
im on it
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>>653584451
Saw "fuck yeah lasagna, my favorite" and kek'd hard.

>Saw the story ending in a few lines with some pasta-related shenanigan
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>>653595219
Not if she was Ava Addams, faggot.

All hail Lasagna! All hail Lasagna!
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>>653595219
dont you criticize the one and only lasagna god!
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Y'all need to stop making me hungry
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I actually dated my cousin for a while. Like 2 years. We didn't know we were related and we found out after we broke up.
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Someone make lasagna meems
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>>653595330
He missed a few. Just archive the shit outta this place.
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>>653594194
I'm don't want lasagna anymore
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Looks like you're in the wrong side of the tracks, faggot.
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>>653593460
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>>653586916
kekkeroni
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Mandatory archive request
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>>653595727
Nah, I got all the canon ones. All the other ones are good, but they're not part of the story
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>>653595734
Is too late. You can't stop the change.
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>>653595952
Agreed!
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>>653589358
>>653590205
>>653594194
>>653590205
>>653594732

I'm waiting for the day where i get walked in on with my throbbing dick out giggling.
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did someone say lasagna thread?
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>>653596533
spiderman is dead. all threads now hijacked by lasagna
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OP here.
Use it wisely
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>>653596793
i wont abuse the power
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>>653596793
i am hype as fuck for this meme
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>>653590205
>Pulls lasagna from behind pillows
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>>653596303

My keks exactly
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>>653596793
i have never actually been there for the creation of one of these things
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>>653597445
newfag confirmed
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>>653591023
I'm on it.
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kek'd so many times in this thread 10/10 would read whole thing again
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OP here

Anybody know what we have to do to get this thread archived? Fuck. It's beautiful what we've created.
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>>653588535

Abandon thread!
Abandon thread!
Abandon thread!
Abandon thread!
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>>653597892
gas the kikes
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This is a magical thread. I, for one, accept our new lasagna producing mother overlords
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>>653597892
fgts.jp will have it
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>she's moanin' louder then ever
>never saw my mom so sweaty from sphagetti
>she spreads her legs wider and wider , staring in my eyes
>"you know what to do , anon"
>OH I know EXACLY what to do mommy
>as I shift between the stove and the refrigirator
>in whisperry note I phrase the ingridiants
>"3 tomatoes , an onion , and a pound of beef"
>"ohhh anon harder! Harder!" As she air guitaring her clit
>the strokes remind an old red hot chilli peppers song
>"MOZZARELLA , SALT , SPHAGETTI"
>by this point the strokes go full crushendo , as she solo's californication spilling her sweet juice on the floor
>preparations done , 375 I set the stove.
>she sets the strokes on 375rpm as well.
>song finished , lassagna done.
>I love sundays. With mom.
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>tfw she's on ya for lasagna
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>>653598258
Kek/10
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This thread is a solid kek
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Long live lasagna.
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>>653589671
>cause no one is contributing
Because no one itt is a mother fucker.
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Someone archives all this?
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>Building my lasagna folder
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>>653599220
same
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OP here

How much more till we get this sweet cheesy thread archived??
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here you go lads I got the good stuff
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>>653596533
Thank you for joining us
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Im came here to fap, but now Im laughing too hard to be horny. Fuckin lasagna.
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>>653586781
Put left overs in oven 20 minutes. Duh.
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>>653600021
OP here

Extremely greatful, thanks! All we need is to Post this in YLYLs
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>>653600021
Gg some re since you forgot the posts about using lasagna to derail threads
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>>653596793
the power of GODS lays before us gentlemen!
we must be careful
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>>653600747
I think i started this before all that fuck, Feel free to add
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>>653590205
>>cheese grease glistens off her soft pasta tits as Her manacotti oozes into the pan
godlike
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>>653600021
Nice, but you should add >>653587317 and >>653589164
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OP here
Alrighty /b/ros I guess this isn't gonna get archived but I had a great time here, and keep using that lasagna derailing card I made.
I expect a lot from this meme.

∆OP out ∆
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