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>>651963658
tfw tongue

>>651963409
I can't tell what you think of as cute

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is this cute?

>>651964989
Hey Alex! How are you?

>>651965054
I am me.

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>>651964989
yo

>>651965118
That's quite vague.

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>>651965154
protip

'me' is not alex

>>651965148
oh look

it's a fagg0t

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>>651965645
hi

>>651965645
So you're implying you're a different person now? If I'm correct, how so, and is it good or bad?

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>>651965790
in order to replace something, that something must be rendered ineffective

>>651965874
So you are Alex then? I'm not really following you here. What are you getting at here?

>>651966123
>tire is punctured
>replace tire

>>651966249
I thought you weren't Alex? You're not making any sense.

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Psychiatrist told my parents I'm "stressed about conscription", and probably told them something about religion.

So my mom in her infinite wisdom decided to seek counsel from a religious advisor. I got advice from him about "stay close to religion, that way you won't do crap like drugs and alcohol when you face the stress"

Good. So they still don't know that I plan on killing myself.

At least now I know what to put on my suicide note; "At least I didn't do drugs or alcohol".

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swiggity

>>651967065
Anon is suicidal?
What a fuckin pussy
Grow a pair of balls, face your not so fucked life, and pull the fuck out of that nose dive

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>>651967353
Where I am, it's illegal to not be in a nose dive.

>>651967065
Why don't you tell your parents then? They obviously care about you if they would seek any kind of counsel, and you want to live if you told your psychiatrist to begin with. They care about you, and you care about yourself, even if you don't want to admit it. Even though it sucks that you're getting conscripted, you're also a lot safer than if you were in another country because you don't need to worry about dying. And it's only temporary as well. The only thing I can tell you is to take it head on. As much as I wish I could help you, I've learned that I'm terrible at helping people, as well as the fact that only you can help yourself.

>>651967065
> At least I didn't do drugs or alcohol

Kek

Anyway don't worry, conscription isn't anything to stress about. You probably live in a South American country based on your pastor, yeah?

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>>651967863
Wrong and wrong.

>>651967812
Because why change the status quo? It's perfect as it is.

>>651968452
Not really. I wouldn't have anyone to talk to if you were dead.

>>651968589
Neither would I, so that's fair.

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I also confessed to someone

>>651968878
Well what if it was I that died? I'm sure you'll have someone else to talk to, but it'll also be one less. Not many people are nice to you, and vice versa, but that one person makes a difference. From what I've noticed, you don't seem to communicate with many others, if any, in the same manner you communicate with me. That shows you care about me to some degree, so that's one less person to talk to. It goes both ways.

A little off topic, but I tried to kill myself a couple weeks ago by cutting both of my arms from elbow to wrist, then I remembered how much it would suck to not talk to you anymore.

>>651969596
I saw that when I was lurking. I'm sorry she didn't take it well, I really am.

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IT'S G/FUR THREAD NOW.

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Oh, I guess I'll bump 'cos I'm lurking... :3

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>>651969781
I once heard about a suicide where a guy killed himself by chopping off both legs, both arms, and then his head

also about the second part i have no idea what u r talking about

>>651972596
Just saying that I wouldn't have anyone to talk to if I was dead, which would be boring because I enjoy talking to you.

>>651972975
no

the oother part

>>651973443
I thought you were talking about the fact that you told a girl you liked her, and she didn't respond, but I guess I was wrong because I'm a fucking idiot. I don't really know why my brain made a connection there, but I know now that you were responding directly to what I said about not telling anyone you were suicidal.

>>651966372
He's making plenty of sense, you've just got a skull full of osmium when it comes to people being playfully vague

>>651974437
If you haven't figured it out, I'm not very smart.

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>>651974022
No, I told her I liked her, and she was like "Thanks, but I don't know you well enough, we can hang out as friends tho".

But I'm a total n00b at the texting game, so I don't know what I'm doing when I'm texting her.

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>>651974529
That's not such a bad thing. Only time it's really awful is when you're so dim you're incapable of realizing it, at least you're not that. Carry on

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kewt

>>651974831
So you're friendzoned now. That's a tough place to get out of, or so I've heard. If you want to be with her then you'll have to be nice, but not too nice. If you're too nice then she'll just keep you in the friendzone, so you also have to be a bit assertive, but not to much. Instead of asking "Do you want to go out sometime?", say "Let's go out sometime", as a declaration. Women don't like weak men, it goes against their instincts. That's basically what you need to do, in a nutshell. Be nice, but speak with a certain authority that shows her you want to be more than friends. As for responding, just say what you're thinking, as long as it's not too autistic. Just be yourself and go with it really, even if it sounds dumb. It might make her laugh, and women love funny guys.

>>651975628
No, I'm not friendzoned.

She's... Deeper than that.

Not everyone who exists in the 21st century is a moralless, shallow Americunt.

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>>651975628
>All this
10/10

>>651975761
Ah, that's good. Either way, my point still stands as is. Just go with the flow.

It's 6:30 AM here, and I've been up way too long, so I'm going to bed. It was nice talking to you, Alex. Later, everyone.

>>651975991
Thanks. I may be a cynical cunt that hates nearly everyone, including myself, but I actually have a lot of charisma. I'm really good at talking to people when I want to.

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>>651975761
Now that's making it sound like it's a conscious choice, and for most of them it isn't. The smartest ones will do it to use you, the others will do it without knowing they're doing it for exactly the same reason. It's an instinct to gather as many resources as possible with whatever you've got.

...it happens a lot when you're dealing with women whose smartest idea all day is "OH MY GOD I just realized we're ALL WEARING HATS!"

>>651976209
Also you're the last person I'll take dating advice from.

>>651976253
I took nothing away from that post of yours

>>651976269
I don't blame you, I wouldn't either. I'm just bored and want to talk. See how easy it is when you don't think about it?

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>>651976209
Good night, Dash. I still lava you.

Seems only a few know how to woman, haha

Besides, my society and culture is entirely different from yours. Your social advice is useless.

>>651976365
"Don't blame them for it and think they're evil, it's much more likely that they're stupid and following instinct and emotion"

>>651977278
Blame them for what?

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>>651977481
Linkette.

>>651975400
I like this. WTH is wrong with me?!

>>651977673
Your male heterosexuality

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>>651977673
it's called all the way through
>you're welcome

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>kek

>>651978139
Neat, thx anon!

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>>651977481
For the whole "friendzone" thing, for being women

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>>651978467
That just looks like a bad day

>>651978757
see >>651975761