what are the hottest or sluttiest things you gf/ex did while you were dating?
pic not related
Put my hand down her pants and then licked my fingers
>>651650299
cool, what she look like?
Licked my asshole while I fisted her pussy then I fucked her ass but the best part was the french toast she made afterwards....that's when I decided to keep her
>>651650153
i like to dp mine with a vibrators help
>>651650639
She was black so I don't know if anyone is into that
>>651651437
sounds like a sexy bitch
>>651651437
Not even blacks are "into that".
>>651651170
lol fuck bro
>>651651272
then she told me how much it would turn her on to try it for real
>>651652358
she want you to have ass or puss?
>>651652358
Don't do it bro, unless u can find a cute lill trap or course.Seriously u do not want another cock inside ur woman unless u are that cocks fucking master and commander.
>>651652605
>>651652695
she said she wants to be on top of me, facing me, and the other dudes in her ass. she claims she doesn't even want to look at him, she just wants to be creampied in both holes at the same time because it would turn her on to be so slutty
>>651652695
>>651653034
i dont know, doesn't sound so bad that way
>>651653034
make sure the other guy is smaller than u,make like u don't want it to hurt her ass or whatever and Intimidate the shit of o that guy every chance u get
>>651653421
oh yeah, for sure. she already said that she wants the other guy to be small since she thinks getting filled that much might hurt. like i said, she just wants two cumming dicks at once, she doesn't care what the other one is like, long as its smallish
>>651653421
>>651653726
i already feel pretty unthreatened
>>651650153
I regularly fuck mine at the window with the lights on.
We like doing things in public and not get caught. I finger her while she jerks me off at the movies.
>>651654398
fun, how old you both? what she look like?
>>651654285
I would love to watch that shit.
>>651654496
She's 23 and I'm 22. She's cute. Not that tall but got her body is tight. Got an ass too.
>>651654550
Oh yeah, I had her from behind, she had her hands up high on the window sill. Her pale, medium-size tits looked good from outside, I'm sure
>>651654737
sounds hot bro, i dig chicks on the shorter side
My ex did ate my asshole, did finger it, I did fuck her in the ass and dona all the other stuff to her ass.
But the most dirty thing she has done was when she gave ma a BJ and then tongue kissed me with the seemen being still in her mouth. And tbh that turned me on like hell.
>>651654898
Yep. So yeah. Kinky things in public. She'd try on a bikini and call me over to ask how it looks. I show up at the dressing room area and she's topless playing with her tits asking me not to make it obvious.
We fucking in her brother's room with the door open while the rest of her family was having diner
Kept calling her a slut and asking her what would her dad think if he saw walked in on us right now
both came in about 2 minutes and like never before when we could normally fuck for hours. huge fucking rush from it.
>>651654813
There used to be some awesomely hot vids on xvideo that featured this kind of scene and there were roofers across the street working. Was hot as fuck
>>651655226
lol, nice. Yeah, I'm sure she would've loved it if she knew someone was watching
>>651655190
nice dude! she sounds like a lot of fun. what are her tits like? is she skinny or full?
>me and ex gf going to bed cause tired as fuck
>wake up at 3am to her sucking my dick
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she tells me not to move
>turns around and sits on my face
>69
>eating her asshole/pussy like it was my final meal
>she turns around again
>starts riding my dick
>sucks on my finger and sticks it in her ass
>hnnnnnnggggg
>rides for a little bit
>bust the sweetest nut inside her
>fall asleep
>wake up a few hours later
>apartment is cleaned spotless
>love notes written on sticky notes posted all over my walls
>go out into my living room and she's sitting there naked playing Ocarina of Time
That was the day I fell in love. I miss her.
>>651655190
My gf has the tiniest fucking bikini that can actually pass for a bikini in public. It's basically guaranteed groping everywhere the moment we aren't being watched, holy shit do I love it.
Also made us have sex in public places, which we weren't up to doing before. Good times.
>>651655201
what a slut, lol. what she look like?
>>651655527
lol, she get checked out a lot?
>>651655124
>Snowballing
>>651655517
Sounds like a dream.
>>651655685
Yeah, but I live in Spain. Any place where a bikini is usually worn is full of hot chicks, so nothing too extreme I guess.
>>651655493
>>651655527
Skinny but has perfect tits. Not large but the shape is perfect.
God bless bikinis right?
>>651655789
It was very real. I still love that bitch man.
>>651655853
Damn. I'm sure I'd love her
>>651655201
Her face is hand's down her best feature though
She wasn't slutty up until then, brought up in a super strict family she rebelled with me
>>651655686
She was a dirty bitch after all
We had some public sex as well i.e. in a jaccuzi full of ppl, she just sat on me and asked to stick it in her pussy.. so I did. Hand jobs in public transport and stuff like that. Man I miss that slut ;)
>>651655939
Yeah, okay propane boy.
swallow my cum and having sex in the same room while her sister was sleeping but i think the sister pretended to b sleeping.
both of them hot
>>651655981
that ass is beyond incredible, dude
>>651656157
wow, id be too nervous. how old?
Fucked every cock she came across... Slut!
>>651653421
This tbh.
>>651650153
With my ex we had a threesome with her and her younger sister. I miss that fucking bitch god dammit.
>>651655949
I'm sure bud.
We once had a large party at her place. She has a large pool and it was filled with people. It was kind late. Maybe 12:30pm and shit was getting dark. Only the garden lamps and pool lights keeping the back yard bright. While we were in the pool I asked her if I cloud slip my cock in her. She moved her one piece to the side and she slid it in. In the middle of all our friends she slid my cock in her. I've never been so anxious and hard in my life.
>>651656284
we started doing that at 20 and her sister is so hot that it only made me harder lol Im still dating her im 22 now we still do that shit for some reason it never gets old
>>651656333
lol, wow. did you cum? or too anxious?
>>651656254
yeah her ass was nice and on a tiny little body but her face is what got me and every guy that hit on her apparently
Another thing we did that I would rank up there was one time I went up to her university on a Thursday night and got there like at 2 am. Her roommate was passed out and we fucked then too
she was about 8 or 10 ft from us
>>651656314
so hot. the sisters fool around at all?
>>651656480
I mean the sister lives in a different state so we do that when she comes to visit like 2 or 3 times a year
>>651656306
i think my strategy is solid though, i trust her after what she's said
>>651656510
Too anxious. Also not the best place to fuck. We finished up in her room. Came on her chest and put the swimsuit over it. No one knew that her tits were covered in cum the entire time. She'd look at me every now and then and rub the space between her tits and wink.
>>651656514
she sounds like a real slut, no offense, in the best of ways
woke up to my (ex)gf cutting herself and really enjoying it
tfw took the knife off her, she threatened to cut me too
gave it back to her and went to sleep
bailed out there before she woke up no regrets
>>651656613
i see. that still sounds hot though dude
>>651656680
damn. im assuming you dont share pics? i dont care if the face isn't in it, id love to put a body to the stories
Ex was super dirty when she was drunk. Used to spit in her mouth and slap her in the face and choke her til she was almost blue, per request from her. One time we were fucking in the pool she wanted me to choke her and hold her head underwater while I fucked her and said not to let her up for air until she signaled me to.
>>651656778
Oh no none taken
Lady when we were out and about but a real slut in the sack
Good girl, gave awful head though
>>651656937
I don't mind. Just don't have nudes or anything at the moment. Here's a pic of her anyway.
>>651656581
They were fucking hot. Before that they kissed few times in front of me pretending they were joking (I was diamond hard). During sex they just kissed each other but they didn't touch their pussies they concetrated on my cock or on having their pussies licked and fucked.
>>651657102
yeah dude, very hot
While fucked up on molly, got her blindfolded and had two buddies (roommate and our friend) fuck her, anal. Good times.
>>651657131
Lucky man
>>651657131
fuck, kissing is def hot. how old were they and what they look like? did they play with each other's tits at all?
>>651657232
now that's fucking hot. close buddies?
Would wear heels go over to her bed post (which was higher up than her waiste) slide it in her ass, kick off her heels and impale her ass on it. Then suck my dick while she came from fucking her ass on her bed post.
>>651657102
>>651657230
She is man. Great fuck too. More stories? Got loads of them.
>>651657492
oh my god. how thick was the post?
>>651650299
lol you're such a vanilla fucktard
>>651650153
handjob while at the beach, sun was going down.. 3 amazing looking girls in their mid 20's were sitting in front of us, asses facing me... was probably the best orgasm I've ever had.
>>651657417
Yus ... well them I still hang out with haha
>>651657561
all ears, dude
>>651650153
IS THIS WHOLE THREAD A JOKE?
>>651657492
Next. While we visited family, sometimes she would claim to be sick. Id tie her up in the guest bedroom, wnd throughout the day is come in and fuck her, she'd be covered and leaking by the end of the day.
>>651650299
oh god that sounds hot...
>>651657689
lol. but then they'd see her and hang out with her?
>>651657761
dude, she sounds so hot. what she look like?
>>651657591
Little smaller than a baseball bat, the top was a bit bigger though, like a ball. She use to stick a baseball bat up there before i met her. Stopped that tho, too much stretchin
>>651657815
Yeah for the next few months we were still together then it just fizzled out between us. My buddy still has pics from it.
>>651650153
She shoved her feet down my throat standing above me while I was sitting on the floor and masturbating. Pic related.
>>651657895
Chubby, big ass tits, like DD, 5'2", long brown hair. she was a self proclaimes nympho
>>651657561
>>651657690
Here's one that's a great one.
So she had a couple of friends over for a sleep over right? Just her and two other friends. They start talking and eventually it leads to a topic about their sex lives.
Who has the best boyfriend and so on. My girl gets butt hurt when one of her friends says her boyfriend is the best in bed. My girl had been pissed at her for weeks.
She calls me and asks if I can buy chips for them. I say fine. I'm already at the store and her place is on the way back to my place anyway. I get there and she has all her friends leave her room and wait outside it. She tells me to fuck her to prove a point. It was the loudest she's ever been. We fucked for about 25 minutes. She kept saying my name and moaning and screaming.
She had sex with me so her friends could hear. She wanted to win.
>>651658139
cool, nice
>>651655124
>seemen
>>651658129
lol thats awesome
>>651657364
My ex was 23 and her sister 20. My ex looks like Erica Fontes (pornstar) and her sister is similar to Lupe Fuentes. They kissed their tits but just because i asked them to.
>>651658139
Next. Idk how slutty this is, but it created my public kink. She sucked my dick a few times in theatres. Always wanted to be fucked in storage rooms/bathrooms in public. Never got the chance before i broke up with her.
>>651651170
Sold me at 'french toast'.
>>651658223
marry that girl
>>651656996
>gave awful head though
That's always a downer.
Fucked on a balcony over a crowded street.
Had a stripper suck her nipples.
Blowjob on the side of a street.
>>651658317
lol, who cares if you asked, thats still fucking hot
>>651658342
Working on it.
More of her
>>651658317
And my ex took it in the ass while her sister was watching but she didn't want to try even if my ex was trying to convince her
My wife let me fuck her sister and watched.
>>651658323
Next. My favorite thing was her craving for my dick. I would wake up a lot of mornings to her cramming my dick down her throat. She always took my loads down her throat, unless she wanted it on her body.
>>651658573
lol, trying to convince her own sis to take it up the ass, she sounds awesome
>>651650153
she was a total virgin prude before and after 4 years with her she was ruined. slutiest thing though? idk slutty implies she's easy and I'm not a cuck so idk. hottest is more of a personal preference so I'd have to say when I finally worked her up to anal but the process of getting there was what was hot to me. small green text
>be me 16
>fcking gf same age from behind
>always asked her to do anal but she refused
>having a good long session and so I get ballsy
>spit on her asshole and push my finger inside
>through moaning she says "what are you doing.."
>does it hurt?
>moaning "n-no"
>hold her hands behind her back by her wrists
>does it feel good? as I start fucking her ass with my finger.
>"yeah kinda."
>I had to be nice about it cause she was embarrassed but I was so fucking hard that I even got this far
>get her close to cumming while fingering her ass and then go slow, edging her
>pull out and grind my cock between her ass
>we always had Lube but never used it cause we bought a few sex toys online for fun
>I tell her to hold on and get the Lube and baby oil.
>she liked having her ass and tits covered in oil so I oiled her up after laying a towel down.
>she asked if it would hurt and I said maybe
>she bent back over for me and I kept fucking her pussy while fingering her ass with lube until she came
>finally I pulled out and pushed the head of my cock into her ass
>she was whimpering and tightening her ass around me and it felt so amazing I fought cumming
>I started fucking her ass with like 1/3 of my dick and couldn't hold it and I came up her ass
she said she didn't hate it but after I really got to fuck her ass rough she wasn't as into it
>>651658603
the sis wanted it?
>>651658526
Yep it was fucking hot i had a boner that could break a stone
>>651650153
bought a pack of lollipops
shoved them all up her cunt
had me cum all over them
let them dry
re-wrapped them
gave them to the 12yr old girl she was nannying
invited me over to watch her suck on them
also her housemates (3 girls) eat our cum all the time. I scoop it out after I cum in her and then we stir in to their stuff in the fridge aswell as their shampoos and lotions.
>>651658652
We had regular anal sex so for her it was normal
>>651650153
Fucked her from behind, leaned against the railing of a public balcony facing a busy street and several appartments. Not slutty though. Just fucking hot.
>>651658722
I guess. Lol. Sister is military and was visiting from out of town. They both went out for drinks and came home buzzed hard. I guess they had talked about it before they came home.
>>651658752
what they look like when they were fooling around a little?
Pic related.
>>651650153
Ex had no gag reflex and was into anal. Those were the days
>>651658801
jesus christ, that chick is a slut
my gf loves when I choke her deep with my fingers while I fuck her
>>651658923
wow, lucky fuck
>>651658930
I've already answered
>>651658317
>>651658974
lol, i just met a chick like that for the first time
oh man where do I start? I used to break down her door with a mask and rip her ass open with a wine bottle while I fuck her (strangely) dry pussy
>>651659083
oh i see, sorry. what kind of kissing?
Licked my ex's asshole pretty often. Was so hot, her ass was out of this fucking world. And she would sit on my face every now and then
Her 14 year old sister has a box bed with a big storage space under the mattress. We climbed in to it to scare her at first and were going to wait until she started falling asleep to be scratching and making noises. Only she locked the door and through the little holes we could see her reflection in the mirror. She got a toothbrush holder thing and took off her pants and started rubbing herself and then fucking herself with it. After a minute of shock my girlfriend just shifted herself down and started sucking my cock while her little sister was going at her cunt right above us.
Thankfully she got up and went to the bathroom to clean off the toothbrush thing after so we escaped.
Pic related, she used a blue one
>>651659180
Don't worry. At first they used only their lips but in the end they used their tongue. (Just recalling this memories is making my dick hard as steel... shit!)
Went to a convention with a mutual friend, and she sent me pics of blowing him multiple times in the hotel and even licking his cum off a plate.
>>651659327
WOW
>>651659467
oh nice!! I'm assuming you gave permission
>>651659117
You in for a ride then. The problem with her was that, she would fuck anyone when she was drunk. Im not into the fucking cucking shit so that was it
>yesterday, at the train station
>half drunk gf starts to give me a handjob
>people present but like 30-50m away.
>half covered by our jackets
>people start walking toward us (still 20m away)
>I try to put away my penor
>she hold my arm
>"you can't" she say...
>"I'm gonna finish this"
pic related. her.
>>651659683
oh i see. no, my gf wouldnt do that, she's surprisingly loyal for being so hot.
I'm the dude from above, she's the one who wants dp
>>651650153
My ex was pretty lame when it came to sex. After we broke up, she told she had cheated me with another dude and around the same time she let me do to her a lot of stuff, like choking, oppression and deepthroating, apparently out of guilt. Didn't realize the reason at the time, though I'm happy I got to choke that bitch and fuck here in the ass three times in a row. She deserved it.
My current gf deepthroats and takes it in the ass without that subhumanizing bullshit.
ex tied me up and blindfolded me for my birthday. invited sister over to her room. one rode my face, the other my cock.
>>651655517
Why did you guys break up, anon?
>>651659855
never happened
>>651659855
jesus, all you lucky fucks have exes with sisters.
>>651659387
i dont blame you, I'm with you. how'd they kiss each others tits?
>>651655517
WHY YOU FUCKING NERDS SHOULD ALWAYS THROW IN SOME FUCKING VIDEOGAME IN A GIRL/SEX THREAD???
WHO THE FUCK CARES IF SHE PLAYS VIDEOGAMES.
I don't even
>>651659607
Yeah I told them to go have "fun", but they gotta send me pics.
It was a fun weekend, waiting for those pics.
>>651660193
wow, that's awesome. how close where they before and then after? she only sucked him?
>is 17
>i'm 32
>brings home girls she likes from college to share
>4 girls so far
>likes to watch me take their virginities and break them in
>dildos herself while she watches then makes me pound them from behind and bury their faces in her cunt
>works for me
>>651660181
agreed. the whole "ZOMG she plays vidya gaymes! I love this gurl!" is so retarded. I used to fuck around with a "gamer" girl and she was such a fucking weeb sometimes I wanted to give her an elbow to the dome. hot girls don't actually give a fuck about video games and the ones that do get more pussy than you.
>>651660507
FAAAAAAKE
why do people lie on the Internet?
>>651660181
Don't care if al-caps bait.
Common passions and interests goes a long way when one usually meet vapid and boring people.
my girlfriend is fairly popular on youtube, has about 100k subscribers and gets lots of views on her makeup tutorials and kawaii bullshit
most of it is from the waist up because half of her videos i make her sit on a big dildo while she's smiling at the camera and talking through her crap
>>651660847
hahaha!! fucking amazing
>>651660749
believe what you want, no skin off my nose
some people get lucky, I wasn't lucky for 30 years- now i am
>>651660502
We've known each other since middle school. A couple of months before that convention, she gave him a bj for his bday.
She said they fucked, but he didn't last long, so they didn't take pics of it.
>>651659875
>>651655517
This
why?
>>651660959
>17
>college
>>651660658
>elbow to the dome
Haven't had a laugh like that in a while. Not sure if it's cause i can relate or it's just funny.
>be me 19
>same gf for 3 years
>teases me with her body all the time
>exhibitionist
>very dedicated to me
>cheat on her and she doesn't know
>same college together
>she starts taking birth control
>she gains 25+lbs
>36b tits turn to 36d tits
>starts letting me cum inside her
>get bored and dump her
>start dating tit monsters
>she finds out
>shows up at my dorm to drop stuff off
>comes in room and takes off coat
>holy shit she's only wearing a long coat and stockings and heels
>on her knees
>bj to tittyfuck to doggie
>she's pressed up against my dorm door
>itshappening.jpg
>cum inside
>see her a few days out of the week for a months on the side
>"BTW Anon, I stopped taking birth control after we broke up"
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>still child free in 2015!!
>>651661043
damn, thats one sexy chick.
how'd he cum when they fucked?
>>651661076
because it's a fake story
Said that she loved me
Stripped nude in front of my friends and sucked my dick - sober.
>>651661150
>murrica not being the entire world
>>651650153
woke me up with a blowjob
I didn`t think it was hot at the time though because I fucking hate being interrupted from sleep
>Be in high school in the early 90's
>First real girlfriend invites me out on her fathers yacht for a date
>Went 50nm out and fished/free dived/spear fished for a good eight hours
>Cooked up everything that we caught for me
>Grilled Spiny Lobster, Octopus, Cuttlefish, Lionfish, Blue Crab, Squid, and Albacore, Fire seared Sea Scallops, Spiny Lobster and Cuddle Pasta, Mahi Mahi and Albacore Sushi.
>Breaks out a fifty year old of bottle of scotch from her fathers liquor cabinet
>Sit on the bow after eating, drinking the scotch, watching a meteor showing and the stars
>She lays me down out of nowhere and pulls off my swimming shorts
>"What are you doing?"
>Starts giving me the best blowjob ever
>"Oh umkay."
>Stops me from having an orgasm and she slows strips for me
>Tells me that she is a virgin
>"Are you sure you want me to fuck you, Anon?"
>"Yes and I know you are a virgin too."
>"How?"
>"By the way you reacted to that head."
>"Oh, umm, okay..."
>She lets me fuck her however I want and lets me explore for half of the night
>She really enjoys it.
>I get her to orgasm at least ten times
>She makes me cum fifteen times or more
>We are now married with children
>>651661469
i love that. wish my gf would do the same
>>651661535
>Went 50nm out
I initially read this as "went 50 nano meters out."
>>651653034
>>651654398
>>651655527
Pic related
>>651656805
That sounds hella hot
>>651661210
He wore a condom, but she gobbled up his cum during bj.
I wished I remember to ask pics of her sucking cum out of the condom, but I did get pics of her licking cum off a plate.
>>651661150
I was at college from 16 m8 what's your point
>somewhat relevant
when I was 11 my friends older sister, 15, would hang out with us cause she was kind of an outcast in her age group which was weird cause she was actually hot. anyway we'd have sleepovers and shit and her and her only friend would sleep in the room with us. we'd talk about sex and stuff even though we had never actually done anything but I always talked a big game like I was gonna fuck his sister. then one night I was laying there but awake and she crawled over to me and was like poking my dick and asked if I was awake and I said yeah. I was so fucking nervous and she asked if I "want head" and I said "ok." she proceeded to give me my first blowjob. I hadn't even kissed a girl before this. anyway I came in like a minute but that started a summer of experimentation cause my friend started messing around with her friend. the only semi weird part was they would suck our dicks together and he had seen his sister naked and stuff. idc though was cool
>>651661478
lol murrica is the only part of the world that matters. gg I win
next time write a more believable story fag
>>651661860
damn sexy. what she look like?
>>651661951
yeah, it's really difficult to believe that someone could have a bisexual girlfriend who likes having sex in 2015
>>651662114
yup especially one who is 17 and lures strangers to your home
fingering her pussy and ass while thrusting my dick in her mouth. its so good to hear her moan from me finger banging her while having my dick in her mouth and felt nice filling up all her holes by myself.
>>651661989
pale, kinda chubby brunette.
Pic related, her laughing at his smelly dick before bj.
>>651655981
Good god, any more pics?
>>651662327
idk about where you live but in the uk a lot of people have teenage girlfriends and those girls tend to have their own female friends and do tend to introduce them to you
are you in afghanistan?
>>651662586
Oh my god, you're lucky, I'd love if my girl did that
let me defecate into her mouth.
>>651662686
I live in thatcham and that shit doesn't happen. stop trying. want to convince me further? post your 32 year old face you creep
>>651662787
>>651662586
you fucking cuckolds I swear to god
>>651662887
how about no, i have better things to do than convince pleb tier autists that some people in the world have sex with more than one person
sorry you're a virgin but things will pick up for you one day
>>651662787
All three of us have been friends for a long time, and he's the only dude she's comfortable enough to do this with.
she said she didn't enjoy the sex much, but she enjoyed sucking his dick more, since he last longer.
>>651663055
different strokes for different folks, i guess.
>>651662615
Yeah tons but I only ever post a few, I have no reason to ruin her life so I post pics that you can't ID her in
>>651663069
>32 years old
>uses words like pleb tier autist
>"I have lots of sex bruh."
k
>>651662586
>laughing at his smelly dick
>>651663474
I'm 36 and I have 5 teen girlfriends. I fail to see why you find it so hard to imagine. Teenage girls love older guys, which explains the /r9k/ boards and whiny cuck attitude that you have.
All those poor teenage beta boys not knowing what to do, sucks for you.
she set up a threesome for my birthday one year. Turned out to be more awkward than fun, so we tried a second time a couple months later.
>>651659327
I have a blue one!
>>651650153
>sluttiest
fucked a nigger
>>651663289
Hey, I'll take whatever you're willing to post anon.
>>651663811
lol no. you are 17 and a virgin
>>651651437
Black chicks are the sexiest of them all
>>651663811
Jesus Christ how much escapism and verification do you need? sad af..
>>651660778
Video games do not make you interesting
They are just a different kind of vapid
>>651664219
you couldn't pay me enough to shag a darkie.
had an ex that would suck my dick after fucking and swallow my load. It's not weird or anything, but considering that she was one of those church going girls, it was a pleasant surprise.
>>651651170
For a second, just a SECOND I thought I was out of the loop, and didn't know the sex term "French toast" then I realized you're just awesome anon. Hope she's still doing the interesting stuff.
She let me fuck her ass and let me blow my load over her face.
>>651651437
Bullshit. You're just a cuck into either niggress or niggress porn.
I get off on exhibitionism so my ex never used to wear underwear with skirts.
Got her really drunk one night and got her to walk the mile back to her house with her skirt up above her waist and her tits out - passed 6 people with her like that and about 10 cars went passed.
Recieved a blowjob while watching the Lion King at Fox theatre, we were all dressed up and it felt classy as hell, honestly suprised we didn't get caught.
Bump to the top!
more stories?
gents, how often do your GFs blow you?
do they initiate?
>>651661199
You got lucky.
>>651660847
AWE-SOME
my ex sucked me off while my hot female friend was passed out on my couch, tried to get her to ask for a threesome, she ended up chickening out, but then sat ontop of her and put hot friend's hands on her tits as she pulled off her shirt and let her play with them in front of me. Then had hot friend take off her shirt and let her see hers. But I wasn't allowed to watch that part. Best head I've ever gotten though.
walked naked across the golden gate bridge?
>>651663811
How do you manage a serious adult life chasing teenage girls ?
I couldn't find the time now that I have money, self confidence and conversational skills.
sucks to be old.
>>651664016
Thats not slutty, that's no self respect
>>651664219
I prefer mixed girls not full black
>>651661803
>>Scientific study
Ma nigger
>finals week high school
>finished test, wanted Wendies
>told grill friend to come with
>autistic sandnigger friend of hers follows for some reason
>realize he wants her
>nocompetition.jpg
>get food, sit at table
>he sits across us
>she starts rubbing my dick
>naturally rub her vag
>he doesn't know whats going on under the table
>completely oblivious.jpg
>finish fries and frosty, leave him there while I fuck his crush
>>651663106
Guys dick is disgusting. Did she gets aids?
>>651670206
Presumably if it didn't just melt through her jaw first
I sold her at a Philippine auction for a blowjob from a midget.
Ah, sweet memories.
>>651650299
I ate sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers.
>>651670975
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE!
>>651670206
> Did she gets aids?
nope, but she did say it stank after a whole afternoon of walking around.
Still gobbled it up like the obedient girl that she is, though.
>>651671031
Wrong lyrics bro.
>>651670975
Well, every morning I deliver the news
>>651670975
black hat white shoes and i'm red all over
>>651671182
She's not that bad looking, to bad she had to go through something that disgusting
>>651671206
If I made a relevant comment would you die?
>>651667816
Don't get me wrong, it got ugly at points, but I got more enjoyment out of our post relationship encounters than I did when we were together. She was far more willing to do stuff and I totally took advantage of it.
>>651659053
Yeah. Both very hot. We never speak of it tho. Like it never happened
>>651650153
>Laying in bed after just getting back from work.
>She's in the mood, rubbing against me and being very fidgety.
>Tell her I'm not in the mood.
>She wriggles around...
>She wriggles a bit more..
>She brings her arms above the covers and throws her top and panties right in front of me.
>Cuddles up to me, totally naked.
>Smiles at me with a cheeky grin and bites her lip.
I was very much in the mood after that.
>>651671436
i think it turns her on to do something nasty she doesn't really want to do, like licking his cum off a plate.
Ex gf in the pic
She was 18 and used to tease my friends in front of me, I loved it
First time me, her and my buddy were watching a movie at my place. I whispered her to go to the kitchen to get some beer for us and return topless. While she was at the kitchen I could her her undressing, my cock started to get hard. She returned to the room she was only with her panties on and holding two beers for us. She sat between us. My buddy didn't know what to do, he was very impressed. She told him she wanted both of us feeling her hot tits, so we started touching and kissing her. Was very hot. I tried to slip my fingers into her pussy, but she said tonight we would only play with her tits.
To be continued
>>651658968
More
>>651669990
did the same thing to one of my good friends while his crush gave me a handjob. It was at his house though, he was a try hard to the max, chill dude, kinda sad though.
>>651650153
Ex. Jerked me off onto her tits while she was on the phone to her mom, sucked my dick while i watched porn, lay herself flat on the bed asked me to sit on her chest and face fuck her, anal creampies. Only downside was the natural odor of vaginal lube was foul and she didn't seem to notice.
dirty bitch asked for missionary sex, i was like cya
>>651672167
dont bother t b h f a m
Once choked girlfriend with my dick (not that large either) and she proceeded to vomit all over my junk. Was pretty hot (she just ate soup).
>>651672944
Fucking nasty, have fun with stomach acid on your cock X/
>be on my way for a job interview
>gf calls
>tells me she just received her new sextoy in the mail
>pic related
>had no idea about it
>teases me saying she wonders if she's gonna wait for me to try it
>"Good luck for you interview Anon."
>spend the whole fucking interview thinking about how she's probably naked and screaming in pleasure at that moment
>1h later, on my way home
>gf calls me again
>she tells me the toy was bigger than expected and felt kinda uncomfortable inside her pussy
>so instead she fucked her ass with it
>>651667816
hahaha you are such a douchbag
You guys went well together
>>651655517
Dam son. How'd you fuck that up?
While giving me a blowjob, she told me about how she got gangbanged while she was in the navy. Very detailed. Now I watch porn videos similar to it because it's the only thing that gets my dick up.
Here's one of my favorites.
Pornhub view_video.php?viewkey=1021466863
>>651673199
Oh it was fun, was a small amount and an easy clean. We weren't embarrassed about it. Also nice dubs.
>>651673304
So you're telling us her ass was loose as fuck?
16yo gf told me once she gave head to her older half brother who lives far away. Got me very hard, so I asked her to suck me exactly like she did with him, with all details. Best bj ever
>>651673933
>Oh it was fun, was a small amount
> vomit all over my junk
your dick must be small
>>651674011
I guess at this point it's useless to call you a virgin
>>651672861
this, family.
>>651674365
So it was that destroyed?
>>651655939
Whatever propane bitch
I fucked my ex girlfriend in public a few times.
In a different fucking country.
If requested will post a story or two.
>>651674767
>Pornhub view_video.php?viewkey=1021466863
bump
>>651674833
checked
>>651673927
How do you get the link to work?
>>651657102
Wow 10/10
>>651674313
You guessed it anon! Good for you!
Cheating on me
>>651675068
savage tbh
F A M
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She knew I had a fetish for yoga pants/leggings so she wore them everytime we went out. So, the slutty thing she did was she let me cum on her ass while she was wearing a pair.
>>651667816
gg wp
When I was 17 I was dating a 16 year old, she was alright, nothing special but massive tits. Her parents were pretty bad, they let me sleep over all the time In her room.
She had a 14 year old sister. This girls body was not a 14 year olds. She had the same massive tits as her sister but an incredible Jessica Biel ass and toned stomach. She was obviously sexually active because she used to tease me in front of her sister, one time deepthroating an ice lolly, another bending over in a short skirt & thong - her sisters thong that she took from her room. It obviously didn't turn my gf on because she always made a fed up jokey comment, you know like 'stop it 'X' its so weird', like most people would I imagine. Also she used to sleep in just a thong and have the duvet only partially covered when I passed through her room to get to my gf room.
>no orgasm for a few days
>gf says she wants to take care of me tonight
>tells me I better take a shower and make sure I'm "available" everywhere
>brain and dick go on overdrive
>tells me to get naked on the bed
>she keeps her clothes on
>cock is hard, anus is throbbing
>she sits in front of me and makes me get on my knees
>sucks my dick without using her hands
>"I can taste your precum, I think you're ready"
>lubes her fingers
>slides her middle finger all the way in
>slides it in and out a few times looking me in the eye
>suddenly pushes my prostate with the tip of her finger
>one single uncontrollable yelp of pleasure
>my dick just spurted a big load of precum as thick as semen
>gf saw it and starts ruthlessly fingering my asshole
>"I want you to cum as hard as you can, I'm gonna empty your fucking balls!"
>I squirm and moan like a little bitch
>pleasure swarms through my ass
>precum drips on my shaft
>she's still staring at me with this slutty look on her face
>I'm staring back at her
>I don't close my eyes cause I want to feel exposed and vulnerable
>moans turn into screams
>without asking she puts a second finger in
>her knuckles stretch my slutass
>still without asking she swallows my cock and sucks me hard
>I experience the longest and strongest orgasm of my life in my dick and in my ass
>I can hear her swooning while she's gulping down my load to the last drop
>5min later after regaining consciousness she tells me:
>"Oh my god I've never swallowed so much cum before, that was so hot!"
>then she let me watch her masturbate
>>651675823
Anyway, one evening their parents were away camping and me and my gf are looking after the house with her sister, we went to get food and on the way back saw a cat get hit by a car, her sister was devastated, we watched a movie together to cheer her up and after my gf suggested she sleep in her bed with us.
Her sister wears skimpy hot pants and a vest with no bra. I'm laid in the middle of my gf and her sister, I thought my gf would complain but she didn't. I try and sleep but struggling, not thinking of doing anything but it's tough to sleep. Her sister starts stroking my arm then holds my hand under the cover. A few hours later she rubs her hand over my boxers then just lays on her back like she's asleep. My dick goes rock hard.
I'm laid on my back in the pitch black with a stonking boner trying to think of something to make it go down. My gf rolls over and notices it when she hits her arm against it. Starts pushing her hand under my boxers, we start passionately kissing. After a few minutes she moves on top of me, kissing me all the while and slowly grinding. I notice her sisters hand move to grab my hand, under the duvet in the darkness she moves my hand just onto the lip of her skimpy hot pants. I keep it there, Hornier than I've ever been, my gf doesn't seem to care that she's getting increasingly louder as she nears orgasm, as she orgasms I can't control myself, I push my hand down her sisters hot pants and feel a shaved soaking wet pussy, she puts her hand on my hand and pushes me to push a finger in, I do, and never ever have I came as hard as I did in that moment
>>651674948
Stop being autistic
