>enter your room
>see this
>wat do?
>>651472618
probably have a fun night together, smoke a cig and move on with life :^)
>implying you wouldnt
open my ass
>>651472618
>take it into my mouth
>lube it up real nice with my own saliva
>bend over
>spread cheeks
>take it like a man
>switch places after cummies
bend over of course
>>651472618
kick her in the balls
>>651472618
Do like all swedes do and bend over.
>>651472618
Wonder who this stranger is in my house.
>Sword fight
>Pretty tough since it's bigger than mine
>Manage to win because of experience
>I am now the best swordman in the room
>Ask her for taxes
>500kg of wheat, 10 cows and 150kg of potatoes per year.
I wish...
Ben Dover.
Not a very feminine penis though...
>>651473243
>thats a guy
>cute though
>would bend over for his fake wolf cock
>>651473368
nope
>>651472618
take it and shove it in her mouth
>>651472618
Eh why not?
>>651473142
>>651472618
mom?
>>651473142
Much keks
Ask her to change to a white cock and then proceed to getting fucked
>>651474127
What are you a racist?
:\
>>651472618
walk back out because i'm not a genetic mutation
>>651472618
Turn 360 and walk away
>>651472618
Do a 180 and walk backwards
>>651472618
>go sit on desk
>open text book
>tell client to lay on bed
>close eyes
>ask why penis envy
>>651474538
>>651474721
niggers
Make this face and then jump out my window.
Hopefully I can lose her in the woods.
>>651472618
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
>>651475656
>360°
gj
>>651474533
>genetic mutation
lrn2genetics
if there were no mutations, you would still be soup in the ocean
>>651475656
>turn 90 degrees
>walk into wall
>>651472618
Walk away. Too big.
>>651476929
Newfag
>>651472618
lube up, I've been training for this
>>651477824
>>651472618
Undress her strip on
And fuck her in the ass
>>651472618
>>651478367
>not being bi
do you even hedonism brah?
>>651472618
First remove dildo belt then jeans
>>651473243
>>651473351
I'm very upset with myself for being turned on by this.
ask her when her sister is coming for the threesome she's been promising me
>>651479369
>>651479369
moar
>>651474127
this.
black is disgusting
Knee her in the balls.
>>651472618
Go home this isn't my house
>>651479531
>>651479875
>>651472618
bend over, its not gay if its with a woman.
>>651480148
oh my...
>>651480148
>>651473142
Holy shit my sides
>>651480411
>>651480838
>>651480343
I wish I had a cutie to peg me
>>651472618
Wonder why I'm in OP's room
>>651481024
cuz u cuck
>>651480683
poor guy prob needed the money for his kids
>>651472618
bend down duh
>>651472618
Assume the position. Ass won't fuck itself.
>>651481138
>>651481232
He's legit hot. He should be doing normal porn.
>>651480330
source for gril on the left?
Fuck her in the ass while beating her with the strap on while screaming "you know my parents are in town"
Ask her politely if she'd like me in one of my various crossdressing clothes.
Then get fucked and sleep together, exhausted.
Make her eggs in the morning.
Duh.
Go with the flow
>>651481462
>>651481462
>fucked by a clothed girl
>>651473142
10/10
>>651480330
someone source me the girl on the left
>>651481952
real man only take real cock you fucking fags
>>651481743
>Make her eggs in the morning.
In your maid outfit, perhaps?
>>651472618
Bend over and losen the butt hole
>>651472618
>grab strap on
>smack her in the head it knocking her out
>pound mercilessly
>shove dildo up her ass
>leave
>>651482366
>>651482463
Real men don't take cock at all. But there aren't too many of those around anymore.
>>651482962
Guess you wouldn't know, you are on 4chan after all ...
>>651472618
rip her clothes off and fuck her ass until she learns her place.
>>651482860
>>651472618
I have noting better to do so i'll let her fuck me.
>>651478703
all faggots must die
>>651483483
>>651483382
http://38.media.tumblr.com/945c333a8170185cade07d4112c803f7/tumblr_nasyrhC1Zc1rm35woo10_400.gif
Do people actually find solo shots of a girl with a fake cock hot?
>>651484004
Yes.
>>651483413
sauce
>>651484004
I do
>>651483667
>>651472618
>Mum? WTF are you doing? Get out of my room.
>>651484505
>>651484296
Dunno, sorry bro.
>>651483195
You think that makes it LESS likely to run into sissies who like it from behind?
>>651485198
>>651485849
>>651485606
you're a sissy
sissy boy
Cock loving faggot?
>>651485606
No it makes it less likely to run into normal human beings
>>651477619
>moron
>>651486905
watch your hateful terms brah
Drop pants, on back, legs in air, get fucked in ass while jerking off. Have her make me eat it.
>>651486588
>>651487133
Fuck off tumblr
i lost all the respect from my gf after this
I would suck her.
[spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]
homofag fetish. very boring and I like femdom
>>651472618
shes gunna need that dildo... in prison because im calling the cops and reporting a break and enter.
360 and go away
>>651487202
>>651487836
>>651480683
sauce plox!
Guys (if you indeed are guys): Would you rather a girl that did this be sweet talking, or more like "yeah take it all you filthy slut!"?
>>651488788
>>651480148
Anybody have sauce on this? Want to see entire thing.
>>651489621
Both have their place I guess. I'd rather the sweet talk though.
>>651472618
>>651489621
Two girls, one talks sweet and the other dirty.
>>651472618
Tell her to get the fuck out because I'm not into that gay shit.
>>651476929
god dam new fag
get on my knees
>>651490197
>a straight guy on /b/
>>651474538
You'd be facing the same direction, dumbass.
>>651472618
Run
>>651479531
That clock is broke.
>>651491198
GTFO
>>651489668
>>651472618
Play Dick Chicken and loose.
>>651491420
It's obviously time stop porn. Poor guy thinks he's in a serious business meeting then suddenly he's naked in a pile on the floor with a massively hurting ass.
>>651480148
Who are these girls? Must see more.
>>651491485
>>651480330
Names of girls and have they done porn together?
>>651479875
Sauce?
Im just waiting for carlos to say something funny
>>651489668
name? moar?
>>651472618
>Beat that bitch
>Take Dildo shove it up her ass
>rape her vag
>???
>Profit
>>651473142
fantastic
>>651472618
why not just let a tranny fuck you?
>>651492253
>>651492781
That really you?
>>651472618
fall in love
Why post images if your not going to share names and sauce?
>>651491460
some sad faglord sits around all day and converts porn pics from color to sepia
> before it was porn, now it is Art
>>651492936
yep
I have never had sex ever but I would fuck a guy, only if he makes me feel like a woman after
>>651473631
blurped out the pussy, that's kinda funny.
>>651492783
>>651493079
old fags would never do that Anon.
>>651493081
Pretty sure it's women doing that.
>>651493081
Maybe he did this too
submit
never tell anyone
>>651472618
Submit
>>651493084
Post moar pics. I'd probably let you fuck me. Or I'd fuck you. Or both.
>>651472618
>>651493370
>>651493826
>>651474721
>>651474538
You 2 must have some brain disease tho
>>651472618
get the strapon, fuck her in both holes
>profit
>>651494041
>free auto insurance if you suk mah dick
>>651493826
Sauce? Who is the girl?
>>651494389
Relevant
>>651472618
fall in love
>>651494389
fukking photsohop
>>651478586
Only acceptable choice
>>651472618
Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
>>651472618
Truth be told, I always get violently buttfucked when a pretty girl suddenly comes into my life, it's just not usually so literal.