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I just now this morning found out that my girlfriend of 13 weeks
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I just now this morning found out that my girlfriend of 13 weeks has a feminine penis.

Should I stop dating her /b/? Does it make me gay if I stay with her? Help me. So confused.
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>>650791148
>girlfriend
>girl friend
>girl
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What's a feminine penis?
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>>650791148
>feminine penis
wuut?
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You mean she's a trap or has a large clit?
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>>650791148
>feminine
>penis
Pick one OP
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>>650791252
>What's a feminine penis?

this
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Do whatever you want. It's the 21st century, nobody cares anymore.
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>>650791148
He lied to you. You could always tell him that you were dating him/her because you want marriage and children at one point, and he/she can't provide those things
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>>650791346
>>650791234
>>650791348
>You mean she's a trap or has a large clit?

No. She's a girl in every way you can imagine, except she was born with a feminine penis.

She doesn't want to remove it, so she's going to have a feminine penis her entire life.
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>>650791148
Need to post more examples.
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>>650791148
you keep saying things like "girl"friend and "her".
If you stay with "her" you must be gay.

If it's got a dong, and thinks it's a girl, believe me, it is more confused than you are.
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>>650791148
>I just wanted to shit post/troll about traps on /b/ because i'm sexually confused

ftfy
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>>650791484
>He lied to you
He who?

I'm talking about my GIRLFRIEND. She's a girl, bro.

She goes and changes in the girls' locker room.

She is on the girl's soccer team.

She's a girl.

The only difference is she has a feminine penis.
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That's a man with tits.

You dun goofed OP
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>>650791534
>Need to post more examples.
Yes, I'm doing that because some anons seem confused.

This is NOT a trap or a transgender person, and it's NOT a dude.

My girlfriend was born a girl, but has a feminine penis.

I'm including example pics to help you guys understand.
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>>650791530
You mean trap? Or does "she" also have a pussy?
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>>650791659
Then why would it make you gay?
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>>650791530
>she
>her
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>>650791557
Dude, you're the only one confused.

Her doctor says she's a girl.

Her driver's license says she's a girl.

Her coaches and teachers says she's a girl.

She was BORN a girl! She's my GIRLFRIEND!

The ONLY difference is she has a little, cute feminine penis, like a girl's penis. Get it now?
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Her name is Amy, 18yo from London

http://need2find.net/download/53090402.rar
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>>650791425
that's a male penis in a man
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>>650791742
I know what a feminine penis is, it's a part of the body of a lying transgender
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>>650791600
>>I just wanted to shit post/troll about traps on /b/ because i'm sexually confused

I'm not sexually confused. I'm 100% straight and attracted to girls only.

Just because my girlfriend has a feminine penis, doesn't make me gay, because she's a GIRL! What don't you understand?

She wears heels and a purse. She's a girl.
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>>650791742
no thats a guy born a guy and is a trap you stupid faggot
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>>650791903

Moar, I don't trust that virus link
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>>650791148
You been dating a guy, faggot.
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>>650791148
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>>650791824
I want to see what people think, because even though I'm not ashamed of it, I still care if people call me gay, because I'm NOT gay.

I'm 100% straight and attracted to girls.

A girl with a feminine penis is still a girl.
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>>650791148
>feminine penis

Many keks
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>>650791891
She has a penis. Your gay. Get over it you worthless faggot
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>>650791979
she is a guy and you know its a guy you suck its man dick this makes you gay
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>>650791530
does "she" has a vagina, uterus, get "her" period?, from what are u saying she is a he
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>>650791148
OP if she has a feminine penis (LOL)
then where is her vagina?
not asshole but vagina
if she got no pussy, then she s a dude/trap
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>>650791148
Alright OP look here and I'll clear this out.
>You are a man.
>Your girlfriend is a man.
>Thus, your girlfriend is not a girlfriend but a "boyfriend".
>You are a faggot
>Your boyfriend is a faggot
>I hope you die.
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>>650791903
No thanks, FBI. Keep your virus to yourself.
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>>650791891
I can get a thousand people to point at a banana and call it an orange. That doesn't make it an orange.
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>>650792102
That's a masculine penis buddy.

No matter what you want to believe the rest of that body is, that dick is a man's dick.
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OP Does "she" also have a pussy and a uterus and ovaries?
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>>650792182
word!
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>>650791923
>that's a male penis in a man

No, this is a feminine penis on a girl, not a man's penis. I see the confusion, but she's a girl with a feminine penis. It's not like a man's penis, it's feminine.
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>>650792102
>>650792102

you're quite a funny troll tbh
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>>650791903
What a tiny little penis
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>>650791959
>I know what a feminine penis is, it's a part of the body of a lying transgender

No, bro. A transgender person is a MALE who wants to transition to FEMALE or vice versa.

I'm talking about a GIRL who is born with a little feminine penis, not a man's penis.

We're talking about two different things.

Not a trap or tranny, but a GIRL with a female dick. Get it now?
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>>650791891
does "she" have a vagina?
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>>650791903
Looks like a guy to me...
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>>650792205
This.
OP you are dating a man. If you're alright with that, that's fine. That means that you are gay and so is he.
It doenst matter if he acts like a girl, because he is a man. Just like you. He just acts queer. But when two men love each other very much they can not of making into babby.

TL;DR OP is a faggot
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>>650791979
If I put heels and a purse on Burt Reynolds he would still be the manliest man on the planet.
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>>650791148
Not if you like anal! Also 9/10
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>>650792102
>A girl with a feminine penis is still a girl.
No it isn't.
penis= male
If you think otherwise, please go to tumblr and stay there; we don't need anymore faggots here.
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>>650792296

>a girl cannot grow a penis its a scientific fact


prove me wrong..


>pro-tip :- you can't
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>>650791148
OP she can only be a female is she has a working pussy with all the reproductive organs inside it !
you are a troll arent you fag
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>>650791891
so a larger clit?, just answer this to me, does she get her period?
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>>650792137
>she is a guy and you know its a guy you suck its man dick this makes you gay

Bro, you're getting confused.

It's not a guy. I'm not gay. That shit is gross.

I'm talking about a GIRL who has a little feminine penis.

Have you ever eaten a girl's pussy? I have.

It's like that, but instead of a pussy, it's a feminine penis you're sucking on, connected to a GIRL, not a dude.

Get it now, anon? I'm here to help you guys understand this. It's not that complicated.

Some girls are born with a feminine penis.
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>>650792266
>>650792469
These questions are relevant...
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does she have a vagina, jesus its not that hard...
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>>650792434
see here faggot >>650792563
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>>650792563


/thread
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>>650792434
9/10 bait

Hilarious and effective
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>>650792434
Having a dick is what defines a man, having a pussy with uterus and ovaries is what defines a woman, if he only has a penis and balls, it's a male, although laws allow for transgenders to change sex from male to female in the driver's license, and ID. When he was born the doctors didn't say "congratulations, it's a girl with a penis"
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>>650791148
OP is trolling and trying to bait ppl.
Also a faggot.
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>>650792182
>>650792282

Dudes, you don't get it. It's not gay.

Imagine a girl, right? A beautiful woman.

Now imagine that this gorgeous girl, like a 10/10 qt 3.14 is born with a little feminine penis that you can suck on and swallow her semen, like a clitoris, but it's a girl's dick.

It's like that! It's not gay, because she's a GIRL.
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Yes, that's pretty fucking gay. But if it's cute, fuck it, there is nothing wrong with that.
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>>650792630

No girls are born with a penis.
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>>650792740
well i fell for it, and now im laughing
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>>650792798
>her semen

u wot m8
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>>650792739
>congratulations it's a girl with a penis
Kek
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>>650791891

Sauce. pls
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>>650792469
Are you talking about a masculine vagina?

No. Gross. She has a feminine penis with little girl balls.

I'll add a pic of a masculine vagina so you can see the difference.

My girlfriend doesn't have one of those bloody disgusting things. My gf has a clean, tiny feminine penis that doesn't bleed, but squirts out female semen.
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>>650791659
She was born with a penis. It is not a she. Does she also have an Adam's apple?
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>>650791148
ITT OP shows even a troll with a single tune can make these faggots dance.
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>>650792296
With your logic a fat guy with man boobs and a micro penis is also a gal with feminine penis!
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>>650792501
>Looks like a guy to me...
You think guys have long hair and look like girls?

Wow. You're confused.
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>>650792798
You see you missed a crucial point there.
>Imagine a girl, right? A beautiful woman.
Check
>Now imagine that this gorgeous girl, like a 10/10 qt 3.14 is born with a little feminine penis that you can suck on and swallow her semen, like a clitoris, but it's a girl's dick.
And this is the point where we realize in unison with the world. "oh look, it's a man."

And from that on we refer to it as a "he" because that's what he is.

OP look down into your pants at your tiny dick.
If someone called that thing a feminine penis would that make you a woman?
No, because you are man.
Why?
Because you have a penis. It's quite simple really.

So, how does it feel like being gay?
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>>650792798
You sir are retarded. Take this faggot shit to tumblr. They would eat it up.
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>>650793011
Photoshop? Or do people like this actually exist
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>>650792798
Answering your first question:
Yes, you will be seen as gay, and you will never have children, woman with feminine penises can't procreate, although female penises alow for a rare condition that is the baby being seeded and generated in the male's anus
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>>650793090
>you're confused
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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Nice bait bro
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I love the smell of bait on a sunday afternoon.
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>>650792503
I understand how you would be confused, because normally we associate a penis with a dude, and normally you would be right.

The difference now is that GIRL's are being born with little feminine dicks.

You can suck on them, and they squirt out a female semen from their girl balls. They are NOT dudes, but girls born with a feminine penis and girl balls.

Do you understand now, friend? I'm trying to help you not be embarrassed next time you're out at a party and ignorant to this.

Girls now have penises too, bro. It's cool.
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You're all fucking retarded. There's no such thing as a femenine or masculine penis. They're all just dicks. A dick can be neither masculine or feminine, they just fucking are a thing and any way you think about it giving a dick any extra unneeded adjectives is just silly either way.
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>>650793011
This is definitely way grosser than a trap
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>>650791979
"She" is still a guy.
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>>650792563
>a girl cannot grow a penis its a scientific fact

WRONG. Here you go, faggot. A girl with a penis.

You feel stupid now, don't you?
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>>650791148
>girlfriend of 13 weeks
Nigger, how did you not find out about this sooner? 3 months and 1 week, and didnt even try to see whats under her pants?
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>>650793196
Of course they do. What do you think happens to butch lesbians who take testosterone to transition. They get hairy and look like men, but have a big enlarged clitoris.
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>>650792798
I still think it's gay. That's not a bad thing.
But you're kidding yourself if you think being attracted to a dick isn't gay, because its literally gay.
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>>650791148
Why would you stop dating her? Just jerk off her feminine penis until she jizzes on your face. No homo.
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>>650791148

As long as you don't let her put it in your ass or suck on her feminine penis then you are not gay.
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>ITT OP, a virgin male of 20-something pretends to not know the difference between sexes.
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>>650793011
>female semen
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>>650792574
>she can only be a female is she has a working pussy with all the reproductive organs inside it

So how did Caitlyn Jenner win WOMAN OF THE YEAR????? She was born with a feminine penis!

Are you stupid or something?
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>>650791148
how the fuck do you not fuck a girlfriend after 13 weeks of dating?
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>>650793708
>because it's a man
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OP. perhaps the two of you should find a girly-girl to fuck together.
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>>650793480
prove it's a girl
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>>650793708
exactly my argument bruh. you go a few weeks of not getting pussy, you know theres something wrong with the person.
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>>650792594
>so a larger clit?, just answer this to me, does she get her period?

It's not a clit, it's a feminine penis, and she doesn't get a period, but if you stroke it, she does produce a female semen from her girl balls.

That's what I like about her actually, because my ex was always bleeding and leaving tampons everywhere, but now this girlfriend never bleeds and when she cums in my mouth, I just swallow her female jizz and the sheets aren't ruined.

Her doctor told her she's 100% female, but only difference is she has a feminine penis and girl balls, but she's still a girl. She uses the girl's locker room and wears a dress, so you know she's a girl.
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in all seriousness, you'd be a big fucking faggot.
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>girl
>penis
Choose one
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thats make you a gayfish.
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>>650793011
Lol- best example of Poe's Law Ever. Either Best. Troll. Ever. or biggest raging idiot.
DocFag here- quit saying feminine penis. It's not a thing. You're deluding yourself.
If your toy has a penis- they are genotypically/phenotypically male. There are a few rare chromosomal abnormalities that can cause odd genotypical combos that cause unexpected expression of sex characteristics(phenotype for the non medfags), but usually those people are literally full tard, so its pretty obvious.
Your toy, on the other hand is almost certainly geno/phenotypically male, which makes them a dude from birth. They obviously identify as a chick, which makes them transgender.
With all of this in mind, now you know its a penis and balls will be touching. Thusly, you are gay. Nothing wrong with that, be proud of your cock gobbling. All your tumblrfag friends will think you're cool!
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how did you meet?
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Good bait thread OP.
Well prepared, good topic.
Quick answers to fuel the fire.
8/10 solid execution, but a pointless waste of time nonetheless
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>>650791148
if thats your girl in the OP, then fuck off and leave her. give her my number :)
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>>650791148
Maybe he acts like a girl and looks like a girl, but if you have a penis you're not a FEMALE.
So yeah, go on and fuck that cute trap girlfriend
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>>650793196
>Photoshop? Or do people like this actually exist
lol yes, that's a transgender girl who took hormones to transition to male, but still has her pussy

I'm not attracted to that because I'm 100% straight, so I only date girls with a feminine penis
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>>650794195
*him
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>>650793922
>a female semen from her girl balls
oh shit, dude, stop. i'm gunna wake the neighbours i'm laughing so fucking hard
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>>650791148 OP don't listen to these judgemental assholes. Gender identification and sexual orientation are completely different things. Also, he/she could have been born with unbalanced chromosomes and developed both male and female features to the extreme. I'm a bi sexual male with a 5.5 inch penis and have pectoral muscles that push out a bit, like channing tatum except I'm slightly over weight and not jacked like I was in high school. Anyways, good luck with you and your friend.
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>>650793782
>prove it's a girl
Dude, it's got a girl's hair and body, thus it's a girl

If it quacks like a duck, and has a feminine penis like a girl, it's a girl! Duh.
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>>650791148
>
good luck with your caitlyn jenner
just wait until its 50 with a 5 '0' clock shadow
hook nose and saggy butt
you can suck the femipene hard and long then
suck in the dust you FUCKTARD
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>>650791148
Same thing happened to me!

>>650794343
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OP as usual, but good troll fag 6/10
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>>650794132
>how did you meet?
We had Biology class together.

She invited me to a movie with friends, we hooked up (made out only) and she sucked me off a couple times.

Now, I'm totally in love with her, and she's admitted to me that she has a feminine penis.

At first I thought it was gay, until she convinced me to touch it, and it feels JUST like a girl's dick, not like a dude's dick.

It's like if you took a girl, and took away the blood and std's and disgusting smells, and all you have left are her girl balls and feminine penis.

She is clean and plays video games with me.

She's perfect, bro. The best girl ever.
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>>650791148
>girlfriend
>feminine penis
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>>650794185
>but a pointless waste of time nonetheless

I disagree. Entertainment is never pointless.
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>>650791530
> underrated file name is underrated
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>>650794716
> it feels JUST like a girl's dick, not like a dude's dick
Oh my god I promised myself not to fuel the fire any more but GODDAMN that's good. You took your sweet time writing that but damn man. Good delivering even from a faggot
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>>650794716
well if it feels right to you, why question it?
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>>650791148
g8 b8 m8
quite obvious that this is all just a game but you fooled em nice
ggwp op mcfaggins
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>>650791148
If it has a dick, it's a guy.
I'm sorry OP, but you are indeed a faggot.
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>>650791148
You should show this to a biologist so he can get a laugh and you can feel shame.
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>>650791891
Maaaan this is annoying. If ure girlfriend is like the pictures you have provided she is a fucking man. If she has a big clit/dick and a gaping minge hole. That'll be a woman. If she has a penis like the fine Bailey j does on that pic. She's a bloke. Maybe a lovely looking hot bloke but a fucking bloke. nice dick like baily. Lovely minge hole like your momma= hermaphrodite ...... a feminine penis is not a thing. Never will be. Can we get a masculine poosay thread up in this shit. ....no mate we can't because they don't exist. Feminity is not decided by tits eye shadow and attitude. Its decided by the fact that there is a vagina and clit..... I cant believe I just added fuel to this massively cuntstaing ballsack of a thread but ive typed the cunt now so fuck it
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op, y'know being gay is totally acceptable in society right? even encouraged, in some cases.
stop lying to yourself, you've nothing to hide or be ashamed of, man.

i don't remember what this gif is
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what happens if a guy has a feminine penis? Is he a girl?
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>>650791683
>That's a man with tits.
>You dun goofed OP
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>>650791750
>You mean trap? Or does "she" also have a pussy?

No, not a trap. A trap is a dude.

I'm talking about a GIRL born with a feminine penis and girl balls. That's different.
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>>650794369
4/10 I've now replied to this thread 3 times.
You are a faggot. Good day.
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>>650791903
London where?
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>>650795254
>She's a bloke
I understand your confusion, because in the past Science and Biology was taught that only dudes have a penis.

HOWEVER...with Caitlyn Jenner and other girls coming out of the closet with a feminine penis, now we know some girls ARE in fact born with a feminine penis.

I'll add a pic as an example. Notice how this girl has a penis. Get it now? It's a GIRL, not a dude, not a trap or anything weird like that, but a female with a feminine penis and girl balls.
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>>650794091

/thread
/slow clap
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>>650795277
>i don't remember what this gif is
kek i do that too (forget what the file is)

btw...here's a webm of a girl BORN with a feminine penis, which proves everything I am saying.

Some girls are born with a female dick, bro.

It's now being discovered, so just accept it.
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>>650795310
>what happens if a guy has a feminine penis? Is he a girl?

Nope. Guys can't have a feminine penis, only girls can have a female dick and girl balls, bro.
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The real question here is how can one discover his "girlfriend" has a feminine penis only at 13 weeks of dating

You need to have sex with someone before taking decisions like that op '-'
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>>650795793
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>>650795469
>>650795793
>>650795940
>>650795948

So much love! I want more of her...
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>>650795948
You're adorable. Never change, Golden Kitty.
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>>650795538
>4/10 I've now replied to this thread 3 times.
>You are a faggot. Good day.

kek. I'm glad you had fun with my thread, anon. You also have a good day today.
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>>650791148
it's pretty gay if you touch it, suck it or get fucked by it. if you can resist those two things, you'll be a straight man forever.
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>>650791148
no it make u a p3d0 if u stay with her
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>>650796201
who is this gorgeous girl you keep posting?
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>>650795332

kek

this is a good comic

Just needs the Blueman to say something about feminine penis and girly little balls and it'll be golden.
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What's the problem OP? If she had a manly penis I could understand but nothing wrong with a girl with a smooth feminine penis.
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>>650796374
>it's pretty gay if you touch it, suck it or get fucked by it

I would agree, if we're talking about a man's dick, but a girl's dick is still a feminine penis, so it's not gay because it's on a GIRL.

Would it be gay to touch a girl's toe? Nope.

Only girls can have a feminine penis, so it's not gay at all to suck it, swallow it, be fucked by a girl's dick and choke on girl balls.
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>>650796435
>>650796329
>>650796374
>>650796412
>>650796450

Ummm...It's my gf! Have you not been following??!
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I'd just like to state for everybody in this thread taht queers & p3d0s are the same
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When those b8s gonna stop?
"Feminine Penises" Doesn't exist.
There are guys with Girly faces, period.
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>>650791148
This is my 2nd time seeing this thread and the 2nd time it made me lmao at all the idiots falling for the b8
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>>650796623
i know p3d0
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>>650796606
>>650796623
if you genuinely thought it was a woman up until the point you saw the dick, i guess it's not that gay. you got tricked.

but if you are balls deep and go to give a reach around, and your gf has a hardon, that's pretty fucking gay
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OP
There are no chicks with dicks
Just men with tits
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>>650796606

If you fap to XY chromasomals while simultaneously lying to yourself about feminine penis and girly little balls....
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>>650796853
so now it's time to troll the trolls
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>>650793369
Are you on crack ?
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You're a fucking liar
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>>650793369
i know man.

i just want a nice lady with a phat booty and a cute penis. nothing wrong with that
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>>650791659
-9000/10, faggot.
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What's the best way to find a girl with a feminine penis? All the girls I find have nasty vaginas.
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>>650796606
look you're just the same as a p3d0 cause y'know...born that way
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Thanks OP. I spend far too much time on this shit trawling through the garbage for the odd chuckle here and there but you and your army of bait takers had me in fucking stitches 9.3/10
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>>650797677
>What's the best way to find a girl with a feminine penis?

Try picking girls who are nice to you, smell good and take showers, play video games, read comics and go on 4chan a lot.

Girl's with smelly vaginas don't do these things.
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>>650791148
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>>650797906
Thanks, mayng. That's a huge compliment.

Enjoy your weekend, brother.
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>>650793922
You're just a Troll
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>>650796606
>>650796958
>>650797218
>>650797181
>>650798028
>>650798028
>>650798112
>>650798117
>>650798978

You're the most intricate, funny troll I've ever seen!
.
..
...
But this shit really happened to me! PIC RELATED
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>>650799591
why don't you tell us the entire story, faggot?
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>>650799591
not trolling. don't be a faggot. you get in there and you suck that dick like a man.
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>>650799971
>>650799591
>>650800161

can we b friends irl?
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>>650800334
sure.

send me an email: spiderhamsammich@gmail
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>>650800334
sure

ultrapantsdance at gmail dot com
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This is stupid, there's no such thing as feminine penis.

Your are born with a penis, you are a man
No penis, you are a girl

Your girlfriend just took hormones and that shit so she could appear as a girl. A penis is still a penis.
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>>650791148
"feminine penis" jesus fucking christ what is wrong with the world today. Your "girlfriend" is clearly a human male. It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure this out.
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>>650801552
> A penis is still a penis.
how did you find out such info?
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>>650800464
>>650800645

is this weird? idk if i want u to suck me off more or...me to suck you off

but i definitely think we'll get along ;)
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>>650801552
Not true, my girlfriend has a penis and she is 100% female, do some research before spreading your bullshit.
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>>650791530
Yo, dump it, get off tumblr and grow the fuck up. Welcome to planet earth.
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>>650794369
CAN YOU QUACK
CAN YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCK WHEN YOU SUCK
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OP has been thinking his asshole was a vagina for 13 weeks.
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Unless you want to have shit on your dick for the rest of your life, yes
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>>650791148

instead of having your argument I'mma just ganna answer your question...

>yes.
>yes.
>You shouldn't be confused if you like cock.
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>>650802420
if you're a hot chick with a feminine penis, sure

my penis is pretty manly though
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>>650791148
Your so good at bait. You're a master baiter.
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>>650791148
Doesn't make you gay untill you decide to stay with her. I know this is hella bait but w/e. No such thing as a feminine penis. It's just a penis. Anyone that calls it that is in denial.
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>>650793922
>you
RIP
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>>650791148
pic related its what id do to you're gf
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>>650803645
here's the entire thing on webm
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>>650791530
>girl
>penis
Pick one
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>>650803892
have you got a link to the video? i wanna see the full thing he stamps on the traps head a lot more
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>>650791148
>13 weeks
>feminine penis.
>girlfriend
>girl
>penis
>her
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>>650803892
wait...what is that?
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Nah cos that shit's hot
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>>650791148
dont listen to the others op, if you are still attracted to her even though she has a dick (which is completely normal btw) then keep dating her. If not, break up. simple as that. it doesnt make you gay at all, shes a female, she just happens to have a dick. shes really beautiful op, dont let something so dumb ruin your relationship
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Assuming she has no Y chromosome what you've got with this chick is a masculinized clitoris. There are a number of ways that can happen while the mother is pregnant.

Contrary to 4chan wisdom having what looks like a penis does not necessarily mean you're dating a dude. But if you marry her you'll be sucking that dick the rest of your life.
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>>650791148
> her
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>>650804648
a crazy drunken tranny running its mouth eventually gets its face stomped on
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You must be stupid or desperate asking /b/ for advice to stop kissing men.

You're gay op .
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>>650802420
>>650802527
>>650802599
>>650802806
>>650803044
>>650803124
>>650803185
>>650803273
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>>650806323
moar pl0x
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>>650791979
>attracted to girls only

Wrong. Because real girls aren't born with cocks. You're a fucking faggot in denial. I'm a PhD holder in biology. Trust me fag-bro, you're a faggot that's in denial. You have a girly looking boyfriend, not a manly looking girlfriend.
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>>650806543
>I'm a PhD holder in biology

Good. Then you can help explain to everyone here that sometimes a girl is born with a little cute feminine penis with girly balls.

>pic related
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>>650792102
>A girl with a feminine penis is still a girl.

This is what faggots actually believe.
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>>650806807

>goth trap

if that is one of those people who trap poor animals for fun, i'm out of here.
no joke, there was another hunting thread earlier and i'm about to get triggered for real.
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>>650806807
Wrong, see my fellow medfags comment here >>650794091 . I was just trying to put it in terms you'll understand.
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>>650791659
Thats a dude
faggot/10
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>>650792630
Does "she" have a vaginal opening or are you fucking it in the ass? if it only has an ass for an opening YOU are gay YOUR boyfriend is Gay deal with it
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>>650807488
So how do you explain Bianca Freire?

She's a girl born with a feminine penis

>pic related
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Theres no thing as girl born with penis. Yet there's the thing where a male is born with wrong hormones, which makes him kinda female, on a male body. So your girlfriend was born in a male body, but has been educated with a female mind.

"In medical and sexological literature, the clitoris is sometimes referred to as "the female penis" or pseudo-penis"

Theres no such thing as the penis on a female. Ask her doctor if she can have a baby, if she cant, her body is of a male = he is originally a man
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>>650807960
Have you considered that maybe some girls like anal, retard?

Girls with feminine penises tend to enjoy anal sex, as do some girls with vaginas.

They are ALL girls who love anal. Idiot!
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Drop the spiderbomb?
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>>650791148
>feminine penis
This must be a ylyl bread
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>>650791148
>you born with a dick
You're a man.

>you born with a vagoo
You're a woman.

/thread
/sage
/gays
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>>650791659
If SHE has a penis and no other genitals she is a HE. Feminine penis, had to laugh real hard. Sounds like negotiation to me. I net SHE also has a Y-chromosome?
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Thanks OP. For a second there I thought I might be gay for fapping to this stuff.

http://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/190795/lingeried-beauty-with-a-huge-dong-drills-a-chap/
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>>650791979
You know, the one and only thing that makes a girl a girl is a vagina. Her IDENTITY may be of female gender but thats all...
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>>650808175
BUT DOES SHE HAVE A VAGINAL OPENING
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Bait thread.

Saged
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>>650808998
enjoy your girl, faggot
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The best part is it took you 13 weeks to get in his pants. Loser
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To late OP, you are a fag
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>>650792296
Bailey Jay identifies as a man by the way, so bad example
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This is obviously a bait thread, so I must sage it. OP is deliberately attempting to normalize the phrase "feminine penis".
Good attempt, though. You managed to fool a bunch of tards.
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>>650808998
>the one and only thing that makes a girl a girl is a vagina

so if a girl loses her vagina, what is she?

don't be an idiot. a girl is not identified by what is between her legs, but by how she self identifies as female
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>>650810269
You could identify yourself as a unicorn too. Chromosomes are all that counts
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>>650811258
>Chromosomes are all that counts
you've checked yourself and you're absolutely sure you are male?

I'm asking because you're coming across really faggoty and effeminately
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>>650809421
Yeah, that's a girl. It's a gross as shit girl who has seriously fucked up her body, but yeah- 2 x chromosomes, ovaries, uterus. That is a girl.
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y'all are faggots in here, and should go an hero all of you.
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DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK SOMETHING FISHY IS GOING ON?

A lot of guys are finding out their girlfriends are traps lately.

Either:
a) the traps are upping their game and seducing a bunch of channers.
or
b) The Jews are up to something again.

We can talk more freely in the echo chamber, follow me
>>>/pol/
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>>650812637
>>650812525
>>650812228
bro, it's not gay to be attracted to the female form
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Liking a girl with a penis does not make you gay.
It might give you the title alternatively sexual, but it doesn't necessarily give you the title gay.
Thank you.
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This shit again? Fucking faggot
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>>650812843
That's fine. But once dick comes into the picture (assuming real dick; not something a plastic surgeon made out of an enlarged clit and pieces of an ear), it's a dude.
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>>650799715
Like no one has seen pasta before. How man tards fell for this feminine penis bait? I lost count.
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Jesus, this is like that one screenshot of the thread where OP is going on about literally nothing and everyone is trying to make sense of it but OP is too stupid to get it through his head that he's going on about nothing.
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>>650791148
Source and more please.

There's no discussion. It's a guy. But, goddamn, I can't lie, the dude in OPs pic is incredibly hot. I would jizz all over his small tits, that godlike face while keeping eye contact and fill his asshole with cum until my dick falls off.

You don't need to marry him. Enjoy fucking him in the ass until you get bored. You don't need to wear a fucking condom.

Once you wanna have a serious relationship, move on to a girl.
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you may or maynot be lucky idk
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>>650814582
no it isn't.
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>>650791148
If you're not able to be turned on by a penis, then that's just a fact you both have to deal with. You are not wrong to feel uncomfortable, and she is under no obligation to change her body. No one in this scenario is "gay" or "weird" or whatever.

If you're not comfortable with her, uh, feminine penis - then that's fine. Don't let her guilt you into anything. And explain to her clearly that it makes you uncomfortable so you'll have to reconsider the relationship.
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>>650814784
no it's not but that's what it reminds me of. I didn't clarify
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>>650791148
nigga you gay
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>>650791148
I know your pain, I found out this morning too that my boyfriend had a masculine vagina.
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would totally suck on it
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>>650791148
it also looks like it has "feminine balls"... like yours OP
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>>650815047
who the fuck invited Dan Savage?
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>>650791148
trips
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So how about all the 'Men' with masculine vaginas?
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>>650791659
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

Look at this faggot. Still in denial that he's dating a guy with tit implants

>b-but shes a girl!
HAHAHAHA oh god trap fags are so delusional
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