You should try curing faggots next.

>>650453353
>implying electroshock and immersion therapy isn't already being used to cure pedophilia

>>650453353

Eh... It's easier to just neuter them.

>>650453353
doesn't work for women pedophiles

some people will get a boner just from being gagged through

>>650454399
>Implying the brainwashed sjw OP even believes in women criminals

>>650454399
Fenale pedos arent bad.

>>650454399
this

Or just get rid of men. Problem solved.

>>650455041
>>650455137
Kill yourselves

Captcha related:
Waysted Souls

OP's never heard of a cock-n-ball-torture fetish. Statistically, at least a few pedos must have it. I bet more would learn to like it given this device.

>>650455137
Feminist detection Radar is picking up what appears to a massive entity, sir! Man the laser harpoons!

>>650453353
The electric should would just make him cum ya Dingus.

The do this with dead people all the time.
If the body is still fresh they can still extract living sperm from the body by tazering the testicles causing the body to violently cum.

>>650455451
Don't be silly, even laser harpoons can't pierce that sheer mass of blubber

smh tbh fam.

>>650455137
> Getting rid of men.
> Automaticly killing all human beings.. congrats.

>>650455628
Sir, we need a course of action! What do you recommend?

May I suggest a feminist hate counter-attack?

>>650453353
"Cure" implies it's a problem that needs to be fixed

>>650455137
Some women are idiots, lets fix the idiot problem women have by eliminating them all.

>>women logic

>>650455615
Yeah, this treatment wouldn't take away his pedophelia, it would just give him a fetish for electro shock.
Congrats, the pedophile has now evolved into a serial killer that electrocutes children!

>>650453865
>>650455615
It's not "electroshock" you fuck, that's high voltage and will kill him.

>>650453353
>implying all pedophiles are criminals
>implying only men are pedophiles
fucking scum

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>>650455762
>course of action
She's bound to be here a while, reinforce the toilet seats!

>>650456097
Oh, so you're just advocating for genocide.

>>650456097
Or burn his Dingus.then he'd take his anger out on the little girls he never touched before. By burning them to death via electrocution.

>>650456206
Removing your unwanted isn't genocide, it's eugenics.

Human evolution at it's finest.

>>650456147
Sir, we do not have a toilet (or stall even) big enough to accommodate this land whales presence! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!

>>650453522
Youll be the first

>>650456206
I'm not advocating genocide. Can you not read Japanese? It clearly says "High Voltage". So this "cure" would kill that person.

>>650456696
We decided to put a weight limit of 500 lb's on the elevator as well.

Room G 2.243 is up 3 floors.

I think this problem will eventually correct itself

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>>650456696
Damnit! I'll get the reinforcements, you give her this 5lb chicken, it should keep her busy for a couple seconds!

>>650456122
And implying all child molesters are pedophiles (while the majority of sexual acts with children are perpetrated by people without any pedophilic interest, but sadists, dysfunctional family members etc.)

>>650457031
what kind of monster would can a whole fucking chicken???

Am I b&

>>650457020
May god have mercy on our souls!
>>650457031
She will inhale that in a mere moment, we need something more!

They never told me I'd see live online combat when I signed up in the Recruiting station! I'm too young to witness this carnage!

>>650457173
Not to mention most pedophiles are not molesters, and you got yourself an overblown problem that can be easily solved with proper Sex Ed and personal safety education in school.

>>650457020
Do you not know how much 500 pounds is? That wouldn't be able to support 4 healty people you autist.

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>>650457308
Did somebody say reich-enforcements?

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Speaking of pedophiles, have you guys seen this video? Shit killed me the first time I saw it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

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>>650453353

How is bad perspective a cure to pedophilia?

>>650457173
if it's a sexual act, then it a sexual (pedophilic) interest in perpetrating it.

That's like saying it's not assault and battery if your just disciplining an intern with a baseball bat.

You're a weird, weird person if you're an adult who gets uncontrolled boners.

I could stare at the most beautiful girl performing my fetishes one by one without popping a boner. Just a matter of not letting yourself get in a boner state of mind, look at things through the eyes of a surgeon.

>>650456716

rekt

>>650457783
i'm sorry you can't boner, anon. they have drugs for that

>>650457375
Recommended weight for a 6,0'' male is 120lb
That's 480 for 4 people.

Spot the big boned fellow...

>>650457375
We use small elevators, we find it more economical with the amount of foot traffic we receive.

I'm sorry if this is not convenient

>>650457783

Agree. It would be weird if a surgeon performing breast surgery had to interrupt and jerk off during the operation.

>>650457742
All things considered, those are some pretty huge fucking cucumbers.

>>650458104
If you get hard during an operation you need to be on the psychiatric ward, not the operating room

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>>650455137
good day for fishing, eh?

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>>650455137
yes, lets kill all the children in the world. fuck kids, they literally did nothing for society.

#killthekid

>>650458105
nah those are zucchini, I have a garden.

apparently he hunted those ones and felt the need to display his kill

>>650458105

Yep, I'd be proud, being able to hunt these.

>>650457951
I can boners, only get them when I want to because I'm not 15.

>>650458273
Kids can't be raped when they're tunneling through the coal mines or hiding between the moving parts of large cotton gins.

get those bastards to work!

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>>650457951
>>650457783
>>650458369
getting an erection at inappropriate times is not exclusive to teenagers. its called having a healthy cardiovascular system. if you think anything else you are a brainwashed SJW, and probably malnourished due to degeneracy.

Thanks michelle, thanks obama.

>>650458184
I don't know, I have a bit of a guro fetish, I fap to female gore from time to time. I'd still be able to control myself, no matter how much I like wounds and insides. It's so amazing to see the mechanics of a beatiful body.

>>650455137
What would you bitches do without us.
In a day you would murder yourselves as you would be seeking desperately for cock..
You would even try tro practice necrophilia on us.
Too bad you don't have a penis huh?

>>650458651

I see you've read the TTP, too.

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>>650458651
Child slaves don't have it that bad.

Besides, they get to ride the roller-coasters.

>>650458792
I wouldn't be rich and white if I didn't.

>>650456097
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroconvulsive_therapy

>formerly known as electroshock therapy

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>>650458792
Dont say silly things. you almost scared me for a second until i realized you were joking.

>>650458711
The only 'inappropriate' time I get boners is when waking up, else, it's something I need to press an 'on' switch for in my mind.

Getting hard in a public space is a crime, indecent exposure. I have no idea how you go through life if you're popping boners left and right.

If you still have them, learn some self control, learn how to force yourself to see sexual imagery as non-sexual. Getting aroused without permission in the prescence of another is harassment.

>>650456921
>being able to read Japanese

dumb weeaboo

>>650457982
Where tf did you get that number from? 6' 120lbs ? Tf...

>>650459052
>Getting hard in a public space is a crime, indecent exposure.
Spot the brainwashed SJW
You can smell the guilt all the way to here.

>>650453353
the only true way to find out if pedo is to have a little girl suck the dick. if cum = pedo
i volunteer for first go.

>>650459052
If you don't get sexually aroused by a woman in an inappropriate setting from time to time, I have some bad news for you guy

>>650459238
For a 6'0" male anything between, 120-160lb is a healthy, controlled weight.

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>>650459052
>having an erection is indecent exposure

well from the sound of it, it seems that your penis has been removed from a mob of angry females. Enjoy being a feminist SJW. you have been completely emasculated.

Let me put it in plain words for you. If you get an erection for literally NO REASON, and a female sees it as sexual and gets offended... WHO is the one seeing it as sexual and making it indecent?! its the woman. A man can get an erection by sitting and then standing quickly. getting an erection in public is not inherently sexual. but if someone makes it sexual, you can turn it on them saying that they were ogling your dick.

Now stop being a faggot and kill yourself.

>>650459490
>Replying to obvious bait

It literally says.
>Getting aroused without permission in the prescence of another is harassment.

You where rused by a master ruseman

>>650459243
Call me an SJW of you want, but I don't blame a woman from becoming a bit nervous if faced with an animal with so little self control he could get an erection on the street.

What happens if a woman is sunbathing topless or nude at the same beach you're at? You're going to get erect and show everyone on the beach what am undisciplined beast you are?

How on earth could you think that's acceptable?

Fucking freak.

>>650459426
In all fairness though....

the amount of trap threads on /b/ should be an indicator that faggots with too much time on their hands will fap to anything.

>>650459426
we really have to kill the bad guy. i cant believe theres people that actually think like that. seriously.

>>650459590
i think hes serious dude.

>>650459591
...or maybe hes not serious, i cant tell. I just know that im surrounded by faggots and theres more of them every day.

>>650459591
You gotta be subtler.
No one's gonna fall for this faggotry

>>650459116
>dumb weeaboo
Did you know there are people who are fcking japanese? Or actually learning the language?

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>>650459426
I have never been aroused by any woman that isn't my girlfriend, or by porn. In both instances I only get erect if I want to. I don't see what is unhealthy or a bad omen about that.

Again it's called self control. You learn how to control your emotions, right? Stoicism is the mark of a good man, this expands towards sex.

So not just lust, all emotions need to be controlled, if you do not have the permission to get angry, you don't. Same with sadness, happiness, fear, whatever.

A man shouldn't display anything without permission.

>>650459591
How do you find time to post on /b/ between all the ass peggings your wife gives you while she's not making you watch fuck that nigger she adopted?

>>650459808
>Japanese people
dumb chink pedophile degenerates
>people who are learning the language
see >>650459116

>>650459925
THANK YOU!
But you know, people are still fucking stupid. It disgusts me how people on the internet sometimes act like a lynch mob. On would assume that the internet provides a great source of information and therefore people would think before saying anything. But nope, they're still fucking stupid.

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>>650459052
Don't tell me how to live my life. Boners for all!!!

>>650460198
homosexuality isn't classified as mental illness anymore because >muh political correctness

homosexuality is a mental illness and therefore so is pedophilia

fuck off dumb pedophile

>>650460026
I know this is bait, but whose fucking permission are you even referring to?

>>650459591
I have to agree with you - to some extend.
I do not think getting a boner is the mans fault. But on the other hand, if you look at places like /b/ - here are fucking disgusting misogynists. They really act like animals.

>>650459591
I'm also thinking you're a SJW.

>>goes to nude beach
>>calls the faggot with a boner an undisciplined beast

Getting a boner is natural human process. Running around naked isn't natural, even civilizations that have never had any other form of human contact have evolved the means to cover their shit up.

>>650459490

Apart from morning wood, which indeed is a form of daily maintenance, there is literally no reason for an adult male to get erect without reason. It has never happened to me once past age 16.

And yes, if a woman spots it it's still your fault, it's your responsibility not to look like a threat.
An erection is sexual by definition, there is no way for it not to be sexual.

>>650460026
If you saw your parents get shot in front of you, you would feel uncontrollable sadness, no matter how much you tried to drown the pain it would remain. Hell, it might even turn you into a superhero. Same with lust and and a big titied slam piggy qt 3.14 , for straight guys that is.

>>650456097
But amps kills D: not volt

>>650460404
I don't even like children. I just don't like people acting like it's still medieval times.

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We're reaching levels of autism that shouldn't even exist.

It's high time somebody derailed this faggot infested thread.

>>650460608
yeah ok

fuck off dumb pedophile we all know you're a degenerate

>>650460470
>And yes, if a woman spots it it's still your fault, it's your responsibility not to look like a threat.

b8

>>650460687
even If I was into children, I would have to controll myself - it's my responsibility to never harm anyone.

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>>650460434
You're female, so your opinion here is irrelevant.

>>650460470
you're done. i got rused, and i accept it.

farewell friend.

>>650460026
Fuck off tumblrina not even anonymity can hide your jelly rolls and stench, I can smell you through the internet.

>>650460847
I'm a guy.

>>650457514
You are a fucking retard, that wasn't funny you fucking faggot

>>650460837
>damage control

into the gas chamber you go

>>650460953
>problem solving skills

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>>650460911
then you're a faggot
pic related

>>650460578
I'm straight, and if faced with the death of my parents or gf you can be damn sure you'll see nothing on me until its appropriate. Again, it's called having self control, I do not have the right to display my emotions in a situation where it would be uncomfortable for another.

>>650460470
If you don't want to see male anatomy then don't go to a nude beach.

Since we're going to bash biological functions, you should stop breastfeeding in public as well.

>>650461033
>being a pedophile

>>650461065
...how? I'm not into guys.

>>650459591
Look anons, I bet this vapid whore has trouble being eye raped constantly. Don't trigger her for gods sakes!

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>>650461155
You don't have to be gay to be a faggot, faggot.

Child rape's pretty much over the second lifelike sex bots are invented and become affordable, then it'll come roaring back once they're banned for being a dangerous slippery slope that encourages people to rape children.

>>650454974
or from being naked. naked without boner? won't happen for me

>>650461122
Breastfeeding both isn't threatening and isn't sexual, it should be allowed anywhere.

And are you trying to say you'd put limits on where women should and should not be able to go? I'm not saying we shouldn't go anywhere either, just to excersize some discipline.

>>650461139
So? If I was one I'd have a mental problem. Would you judge someone with schizophrenia?

>>650461222
Not a woman, fag, try again.

>>650461093
yet you blush without intending to just like everyone else.

seriously, if you go to a nude beach, get naked, and are bothered by the sight of another naked body (even if it's got a hardon), then you have no business there.

>>650461311
Ok. Got it.

>>650461093
Not sure if sociopath or autist.

>>650457514
nice b8 m8

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captcha hopefully related:
404

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>>650461093
Your existence insults and hurts me emotionally.

Wont you please rid us of your evil fucking machinations and kill yourself?

>>650461445
Just someone who's been taught how to manage emotions.
I don't say I don't have them and to my shame I must say that if I'm really drunk they're harder to bury, I've failed before.

Still though, what I want, what I feel and what I need are completely unimportant, to dwell on that is mistreatment of the people around me.
There's room for my feelings when those of everyone else around me have been dealt with.

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>>650461700
Then you have an unbelievably thin hide for a man. You should work on that.

>>650456122
>defending pedophiles

Oh yeah, HE'S definitely scum.

>>650461931
Would you insult a schizophreniac? It's just another mental problem. It need treatment not judgement.

>>650461435
I used to as a child, have not blushed once in 10 years. Learned to stop blushing after being ridiculed and hit for it by my parents, said a boy should know better than to show how he feels.

Best lesson I've gotten in life, it's a lot easier to help others if you learn to ignore your own needs.

>>650455137
eat shit and die.

>>650453353
That line of sight doesn't workwork. She is against the wall and above head. Learn to draw.

>>650455137
I was molested repeatedly by a woman growing up though

>>650462670
Yeah, but women who commit crimes shouldn't be held accountable because they aren't evil like men.

>>650462478
>missing the glasspanel

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>>650460026
I'll accept your logic if you accept mine. A woman speaks when spoken to, minds her man, and is always ready with a beer and sandwich in hand.

>>650462082
You sound like the biggest faggot I've ever heard. You sound worse than furfags.
You sound worse than lolicons.
You sound worse than a dindu.

>>650457756
Molesting a kid doesn't necessarily make you pedophile. It makes you a sick fuck I guess, but not technically pedophile, unless you've got a sexual attraction towards them. Not all child molesters are pedophiles and not all pedophiles are child molesters.

It's similar to prison rape. The act is gay as fuck I suppose, but inmate rape isn't necessarily committed by homosexuals.

>>650462981
I absolutely deny your worldview, sorry.
A woman is who she is, does what she wants to, when she wants to.

To demand otherwise is violent.

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>>650456921
Actually a high voltage isn't at all what determines if you die or not. But you're obviously a 13 year old kid and don't fucking understand anything about electricity.

>>650457756
sadists can apply their "lust" to a man as a man without it being gay, or cant they?
if the persons interest is not in children specifically for acts of sex its not pedo.
raping a child because its the first thing to walk by when you just as well would have fucked a donkey doesnt make you a pedo it makes the act itself pedo.

>>650456206
not everyone in the world is a pedophile

>>650462986
What's so threatening or enraging to you about the idea a man should put all others before himself?

It feels immature to me, do you really need to be happy that much?

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>>650459454
For a crack head maybe , 120 lbs is barely acceptable for 5'5" .

>>650463194
someone with some reasoning! Most of the guys here are truly disgusting.

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>>650456696
>WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!
Do not worry /b/rother, reinforcements from /k/ are here!

>>650463393
You're on /b/.
>truly disgusting

Fuck off back to reddit or tumblr, newfag.

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>>650463330
But that's not what you're doing, you're bending over and letting everyone walk all over you while you nod and smile.

>>650463519
I'm terribly sorry for not being a dirty, women hating, basement dweller with no realistic perspective on life.

>>650461368
If you're threatened by a boner in a public place then you're in the wrong

For all you know, the man is homosexual

Also it's probably more awkward for him then it is for you.

However if you want to tell him that he cannot have a boner in public, that's the same as breastfeeding imho since it might not be able to be helped.

Maybe you getting hit by your parents or your extreme comfort in your own sexuality have something to do with it, but some people get boners when they don't want them.

It's life.

>>650459591
usually i love a good witch hunt.
but this smells like bait.

>>650462870
Honestly, you shouldn't say that. Im actually serious and your trolling is just pathetic.
But ill bite, you dont think extensive spanking for no reason and getting a hairy gross pussy shoved in your face for years is evil?

>>650463330
>What's so threatening or enraging to you about the idea a man should put all others before himself?

Holy shit, you have been cucked on an existential level. Kill yourself.

>>650463597
That's what men are for!

We are providers, builders, protectors, anchors when needed, support when neccessary. We are the ones who don't eat so others can, we are the ones that don't sleep so others can.

If you're still continually looking out for yourself, if you still think you're owed comfort and happiness then you are not a man, then you are a child.

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>>650463194
And I deny your "view". Men will be men and pop boners because biology. Men will also be human and have emotions and as humans do, probably display and act on them. just because you act like a fucking robot who only does what he's told, when he's told, doesn't mean the rest of the men, no humanity, regardless of how shitty it is, is going to be the same. Just because the whores on tumblr like that, doesn't mean it's something to strive for. If anything, that's a sign that you should try to be anything but that.

>>650464125
Today, it's bait.
Tomorrow, it's the feminist's new slogan.

Don't let this happen, educate the females in your life before they turn to feminist.

>>650461727
Anon, I hope you never see yourself alone in life, this mentality woyld be your demise

>>650460312
aliens are my fetish

I don't care what it is
I want my dick in it

>>650464232
What do you see in the military?

Real men.

What makes them real men?

The complete abolishment of their own needs in service of the greater good.
A soldier with emotions is a bad soldier.

A man with visible emotions is a bad man.

I am not even a soldier and even I know that this world isn't for me, I'm for it.

>>650463330
Do you think yourself mature because you suppress your emotions? You think it's mature to put everyone before yourself? Foolishness. To go anywhere in life a man must put his needs first, everything else second. This holier than thou act you're putting on is going to end in failure. Not this thread, but your life. Not now, but down the road, if you keep down this path of foolishness, you will end up with nothing.

>>650463250
your logic is that the pedo was going to fuck something, and a child was the easiest target.

That's the same excuse as saying a murderer was going to kill someone, a child was nearby and he happened to kill the child because it was the closest thing to him. It could happen, but it's unlikely.

>>650464569
I like being alone, I watch movies, play video games, drink myself into a stupor while smoking weed.

Knocking myself out like that gives me the energy I need to be a good person afterwards again.

moar shota pls

>>650464810
Then I will end up with nothing. As long as others became better for it, I don't even care if they remember me.

So be it, I don't deserve more. I deserve nothing.

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>>650465076
You, I like you.

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>>650462981
>>650464232
>dat bait
Flawless fucking victory

>>650464925
No you don't, nobody likes being alone stop lying to yourself.

>>650464125
Why call bait?

Is it that unbelievable that's how I see myself and other men?

>>650465076
Nigga if you want shota make a shota thread or just fucking google or bing it. Bing gives good image searches

>>650465280
Why not simply move your head to the side?

>>650464762
You've never served in the military, have you? Any family members tell you old war stories? Probably not from the sound of it. Grandfather did WWII. Stories of people being scared, nervous, some were confident. It's not how you think you faggot.

>>650465270
When I'm alone is the only time I get where I can concern myself with my own needs.

As soon as another person is near, my duty is whatever they need or want, or preparing that which they might need or want in the future.

Alone is when I'm a person, otherwise I'm a tool, as I should be.

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>>650465600
>Bing gives good image searches
>Being gayer than the literal faggots

>>650465648
You're being way too obvious with this now. No one's legitimately falling for this.

>>650465632
Sure they felt those things, but you would not have known at the time.

What use is a scared soldier? None.
A soldier is a tool made of flesh, who follows orders even if it kills him without a second thought.
That's what all men should be.

>>650464762
a soldier who is worried about how his fellow soldiers will perceive him isn't a real soldier.

If you want to run around with a boner while shooting your rifle, more power to you. In fact, worrying about how your appearance in the face of your duty is NOT manly and is the exact opposite of how a soldier should be.

So if you get a boner while shooting your rifle, don't fucking worry about it.

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>>650465600
No.

>>650453353
The taxidermist is gonna take a hard time erasing my smile for my dead body then. Bc Hell sure is gonna worth.

>>650465779
1000% better then google images or you can just go to a booru you absolute retard

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>>650465120
stop being a drama queen. it doesn't get you points here.

>>650465913
Falling for what? Jesus Christ I can't be more honest than I am right now.

Holy shit, does this mode of thinking scare you that much?

>>650456097
Diamond dick would be immune to voltage

>>650465120
It all makes sense now. Depression is a fucked up disease. Im rooting for you /b/rother never give up

>>650466138
I simply cannot believe anyone is this retarded.

>>650454399
checked

>>650453353
This fucking image is retarded.
Sorry, say what you want, but there is no man in age 15-60 that wouldn't get a boner at this situation, well, the only thing preventing getting boner would be that fact that you will be electrocuted if you do.
Men are just naturally attracted to woman and that's it, if you give a guy just a photo of pussy (nothing else on the photo, just pussy) he'll get a boner.

Also
>only white straight males are pedos
When will this meme end?

>>650465994
It's not so much being worried on how you are percieved, it's about being able to kill your emotional self, so that even when you're screaming inside, and you are 100% certain standing up will lead to your slow and painful death, you still do so because you have been ordered to do so.

A soldier's life is valueless, as the soldier itself should also realize.

>>650466064
Fuck, that's hot.

>>650463338
The hell is this chart based on? I'm not saying that people should be obese, but at 5 foot 0 a female with "small" frame would have a BMI of 17.6 by your scale. Anything below 18.5 is considered underweight by medical professionals. The appropriate weight for a 5 foot 0 girl is 110 (21.5 BMI -- deemed both the healthiest and most attractive)

>>650465956
What you're talking about isn't selflessness, it's a total sacrifice of free will. Sure, we should all, men and women, try to help others and put their needs first when appropriate, but what you're talking about is a dystopian future where no male citizen has free will.

>>650465120
Dude, someone has to tell you this..

IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT YOUR DAD RAPED YOU,
He was a bad man, and sometimes bad things happen to people for no reason.

But it was not your fault.

>>650465956
You don't know shit for dick about what soldiers are. No man would willingly march off into death because someone told them. Soldiers aren't sacrificial pawns. You went from SJW to edgelord.

>>650466341
You call it retarded, I call it being a good person.

What good is it to others if I go my own way? Who is helped if I took something for myself because I wanted it?

Life and society get a whole lot clearer once you let go of the need for happiness.

>>650456147
How much is 500 lbs in non-retard?

>>650466666
OH SHIT

THE SJW GOT EM

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>>650466410
people aren't machines

it's cool that you idolize the terminator as a father figure, but the best soldiers believe in their cause and ARE emotional about it.

>>650466511
Im not that guy posting that but it all depends on subjective scales of whats hot. I think most guys would take a big breasted slightly underweight girl over a "normal" flat girl 10 times out of 10.

>>650466612
I wasn't touched once by anyone, I have two loving parents.

Sorry to break your mold.

>>650466677
>How much is 500 lbs in non-retard?
Precisely 500lb

The reason we use Kilograms is because it's so easy to convert between unrelated units, like pounds and kilograms.

So go google it.

Protip: to convert between lb and kg easily, divide the kg by ~2

>>650466666
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH! JUST FUCK IT!

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why cure something when treating it is so much more fun?

>>650466744
You literally where not kidding, you actually live/work there

I salute whoever put up that sign in the bathroom

>>650466666
Satan quints. Cucked faggot confirmed as the devil.

>>650466835
You can't even keep your story consistent, faggot.

>>650466835
So you mean to tell me you're acting like a faggot for fun?

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>>650466744
>>650456147
Hennepin County Medical Center

>>650466788
But why should it matter what a man feels?

Wouldn't it be far easier for men to be utilized effectively in all walks of life if we had the discipline to only feel and think what is most useful?

>>650466666
You done goofed. You may as well just eat a bullet now, because denying yourself happiness is only making life pointless. In all my years on this planet, I have discovered that the only point in living is happiness. That isn't to say depressed people should kill themselves, because there's always things ahead. it's people like you though, people who actively avoid enjoyment, fun, happiness that have no need to be here. So just go.

>>650453353
If only conditioning worked that fully and reliably on adult humans. Lots of people wouldn't be cured by this type of Pavlovian shit. Tortured, yes, but not cured.

>>650467029
>two tp rolls

double wipe.

>>650467016
What, you mean when I said they hit me for blushing?

That was out of love idiot. If they didn't love me they'd have chucked me in the yard as a baby and left me to rot, they didn't.

>>650467195
That's the fat people toilet, for landwhales.

One roll of TP wont even clean the sweat between their jelly rolls.

>>650467103
Good lord, SJW's a wannabe Wallace Breen

>tfw noone replys to your bait

>>650467103
This tumblrina has trolled everyone.
Fuck this thread

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>>650467029
>puttin down this bag imma eat this nana later

>>650467103
>I know what is absolutely the most useful feeling/action to feel/take in every regard
Ahahahahaha, oh man.
Of course you'd think that.

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i still dont belive what /b/ has become

>>650467243
You are absolutely delusional. Normal parents don't hit their kids for showing emotion.

>>650453353
>death by loli
could be worse tbh

>>650461334
it will most likely be within the next 30 years

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this thread

>>650467416
>i still dont belive what /b/ has become
>being this much of a newfag
It's you fucking sjws that are out of place.

>>650467416
>look at me im such a le oldfag xD
>BEE WAS SO MUCH BETTR BACK THEN
/b/ was never good. fuck off back to reddit or whatever shithole you came from.

>>650466895
> Protip: to convert between lb and kg easily, divide the kg by ~2
So 500 lbs is 1000 kg?

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>>650453353
> Implying all pedophiles are offending pedophiles
> Implying pedophilia is a crime
> Implying people with genital mutilation don't get aroused
> Implying all pedophiles have dicks
> Implying pedophiles are exclusively attracted to little girls
Kill yourself faget.
kill yourself faget

>>650467103
I would rather have someone who give a shit about me and the rest of my squad then a suicidal asshat who can only sum up his own existence as kill and be killed.

Soldiers fight to keep each other alive, they sit around talking about what they're going to do when they get out and shit like that.

If it was so dreary as well, we're all fucked, they would an hero on the spot as it's much quicker and less painful then taking a bullet and slowly bleeding to death.

>>650453353
Bizarre perspective drawings??

>>650467660
500lb = ~250kg

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>>650453353
Shouldn't you be faping to some trap on other thread?, you know the femmenine pennis that you love so much

>>650467416

oh no!! Misogyny !!

>>650457982
>6'
>120lbs
Lanklet skelly detected

>>650467764
Found the pedophile.

>>650467411
I don't say I know what is most useful. I am a gigantic failure, I set myself the lowest standards and I can't meet them.

But I listen to everything the people around me tell me to do, and if they don't, I try to figure it out.

I resent myself immensely for being unable to read what people need and for sometimes getting it wrong.

Needless to say, my failure doesn't mean I should stop trying, rather that I should double down and try harder.

cure lesbians, bisexuals and homosexuals too while you're at it

>>650467764
>implying >implying >implying >implying
holy fuck just kill yourself. or at least go back to reddit

>>650467796
Protecting other assets is an order, simple as that.

And yes, suicide would be easier than capture and torture but so what? Worrying about that only means you still value yourself.

>>650461845
Why do you have to be real?

>>650468296
Literally no reason, like anyone else.

>>650467764
>>implying pedophilia will ever be acceptable
>>implying that pedophiles don't cross that line and commit crimes
>>implying the ratio of pedophiles with dicks and without would be equal if known (despite knowing that men often have higher sex drives)
>>implying that kids have a sex drive that extends beyond curiosity despite lacking sexual hormones.

pedophiles are scum

>>650468033
It's pretty different than a hard-wired sexual orientation. Most pedophiles are introduced to the fetish in some way (wether through experiences with children or other pedophiles), and aren't just intrinsically pedos. It's just a fetish like bestiality or foot fetishism, that you might have an inherent disposition towards, but you aren't born with, and without which you can definitely live.