>>650117488
Continuee

>>650117488
That's 2 dudes.. So is mmf

Come on ...speak

Greentext by putting a > in front of every sentence
>like this

Now tell us

>>650117488
>penis

>>650117488
don't know how to greentext but knows what /b/ is.

>>650117488
cont-

I'll start with the knowledge that my wife masturbate in her sleep. She says she's done it since she was 13 or so. There were more than a few awkward sleepovers with her friends at that age. Some less awkward resulting in lifelong friendships.

I've always thought it was kind of cool. There's nothing like waking up next to a writhing female and making her wet dreams come true. Not to mention, all of the times I wake up with her hand gripping my cock like she's dreaming she's a jet pilot.

>>650117825
Its warms my monitor to see people helping the newfags

>>650118160
It's probably just cancer.

>>650118044
Holy fuck you type slow. Dont respond to this, it'll just slow you down even more.

>test

>>650118446
Oh wow, all this time. Never even tried it once.

What kind of car does she drive?

>testing as we'll

>>>>>>>test

>>650118446
>nope

>testicle

>>650118553
Focus faggot

>testing too

>>650118160
Kek

>test
>>testicles

>ayyy

>taking forever -.-

>>650117488

>doesn't know how to greentext
>shitty blog story incoming

Newfag

>greentexttest

>>650117488
cont-

So we live together, just us in a small house in a little neighborhood, quiet town. I work out of town, manual labor for really good money so she doesn't have to work. We'd been sexting all morning. She would snapchat me pics of her pussy in the kitchen. Little videos that pan from her cream cheese bagel down to her short shorts, pulled to the side.

Shit was hot, and I was already planning on coming home early to surprise her. We snapchat some more before lunch and she says she's gonna take a nap. Awesome. Hopefully, I can make it home before she wakes.

Ok new fag come on now what happened

>10 minutes has passed, OP has managed to only type out 18 words
holy fuck, forget it faggot
I hope your asshole grows tastebuds.

>testing
>testing
>>123

Red leader, come in.

> You lot
> testing shit

Give up

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Newfag is taking too long to
>not greentext
This is now a SpiderMan thread

>don't mind me, I'm just testing

>>650118822
Holy shit 4 minutes for that? Bruh....
If it's going to take that long just tell us the end and then continue with your slow ass build up.

>seriously is this how to greentext

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Incoming.

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>>650118961

Fucks sake man. Hurry up.

>>650117488
>I'm greentexting too

>>650118891
>Taste buds
>Asshole
Whats wrong with tasting ass once in a while

Wife had to go to work, so I'm here alone and I have to share this story.

I work out of town, manual labor for really good money so she doesn't have to work.

Get ur story str8!!

>married
>using snapchat

Calling bullshit

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Ok sorry guys, so my wife masturbates in her sleep. So one day my buddy Malcolm was over and she was taking a nap. Well she started going to town and he saw it, he gave me a look and we both whipped out our cocks. We put her over the side of the couch and plugged her ass and pussy up. She fucking loved it so much she started fucking Malcolm when I wasnt around, and is now his fuckslut. I just sit there and watch him fuck her senseless. She tells me all the time how great it is. I wish I wasnt such a pussy, Id tell her it isnt cool, but she loves hius dick so much I dont want to deprive her.

> test test testimony

>fag

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SPAM THIS THREAD WITH RANDOM PICS FROM YOUR /b/ FOLDER UNTIL IT GETS DELETED!!!

>>650119054
> has to ask

No

>wife is actually a trap
>grab her cock
>it's bigger than mine
>an hero

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>>650119161

You wanna speed this up or what?

You fucking beta fag. Letting some cunt fuck your Mrs? Jesus.

>>650119263
So?

>>650119263
>All this to come out as a cuck.
>gg no re

>>650117825
>testing

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I heard something about a spiderman thread?

>greentexting

>green?

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>>650119590

> Wifes at work
> I make good money so my wife doesn't have to work...

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>>650119557

>>650119022
Fr nigga, I'm at work fam smh..

>>650119415
kek

>>650118822
>>650118822
>>>650117488 (OP)
>cont-
>So we live together, just us in a small house in a little neighborhood, quiet town. I work out of town, manual labor for really good money so she doesn't have to work. We'd been sexting all morning. She would snapchat me pics of her pussy in the kitchen. Little videos that pan from her cream cheese bagel down to her short shorts, pulled to the side.
>Shit was hot, and I was already planning on coming home early to surprise her. We snapchat some more before lunch and she says she's gonna take a nap. Awesome. Hopefully, I can make it home before she wakes.
>Dat Cream Cheese Bagel tho

>>650119719
Hoping that bit is explained. Maybe Malcolm stole all his cash!

>>650119263
Wife will have baby looks like your friend.
Wife will take a shit looks just like you.

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>>650119719
Busted, OP, busted.

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>>650119817
Is that a worm made out of shit? That's nice.

Cont-

Anyway, You're all so fucking impatient I'll just ruin it.

I came home to her masturbating in her sleep. I ate her pussy until she woke up and demanded I fuck her. All going well till I hear a knock on the front door. She says "It's Anjeliah" Her lesbian friend since childhood. A fit girl, dresses like a teenage boy. My wife tells me to hurry up and cum before Anj just leaves. So I'm pumping away thinking of the nastiest shit I can when I feel the door open behind me.

It's Anj, and she's not surprised. We both just kinda froze, my wife and I. Anj walked up behind me, put her hands on my shoulders, and licked the sweat from my neck. She leaned over my shoulder and looked at my wife to see if she was okay with it. Holy shit, was she ok with it.

We proceeded to fuck, the three of us. for 2 hours before Anj had to leave for work. I came 4 times. They lost count. I'm just sitting here, waiting for my dudes to show up for BBQ and whiskey night. Anj said she'd be back over tonight.

>kappa

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>>650119999
nice

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>>650120071
Gay. Nothing special.

>>650119368

Holy mother of god! i know this girl!!

>>650120071
Who has a bbq on a Tuesday?

>>650120071
good for you anon bring pictures or video next time

>>650120071
Sure you did champ
>>650119719

ITT
>A lonely neck beard recites fantasy's for other lonely neck beards

>>650119368
Fuck, what is the name of this girl? Saw an album with her a while back and did not save it.

>>650120071
Congrats
Take a typing class plz

>>650120286
maybe in your dreams

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>>650120387
kek

>>650119817
my dog, who is sitting next to me, farted while I was looking at this picture. It really added some realism to my viewing experience

>That shit creyy

1st Post: She had to go to work...
Later post: Works as a labourer for good money so she doesn't have to work!

Seriously dude fuck you!!!

>>650120071
>expected to finish before a person gets fed up waiting at your front door
>expecting us to believe stranger can get into your house
>expecting us to believe 2 hours of lies
>on the Internet so it must be true

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>pictures or it didn't happen!

>I stopped masturbating for this??!!??!!

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OP is a fucking liar nothing to see here

>>650120345
It's Wednesday ya nigger

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>>650120783

>vo

>test

>yO

>>650120993
Who died and made you the calendar police?

>>650120993
you cracker honky

>>650120718
You guys fuckin suck. I was stoked to tell you the story, and I wanted to get them to timestamp and take orders tonight if you guys were digging it.

But you're a bunch of faggots. Rushing and complaining. It's a wonder you're on /b/ middle of the day. I thought I was doing you guys a solid.

Now tell me all the reasons I'm wrong and you're justified in being children. I'm just smoking a bowl while the smell of pussy wafts off my exhausted cock. Nothing can get me down.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>650119054
>no, you're doing it all wrong.

>test

>>650119263
That's a good story.

>ummmmmmmmmmmmm

>>650120071
and then you woke up u little cunt

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>>650121252
Because you sir are boring us-

>test1

>>650120071
...and then you woke up

>>650121252
Chill man, I think is cool.

>>650121252
>wife had to go to work
>works manual labor so wife doesnt have to work
>is having a bbq and is waiting for his friends to come over while still sitting in the nude sniffing his own cock

>shows newfag how to greentext
>greentexting out the anus for next 24 hours

>>650120071
This is the biggest pile of bullshit I have ever seen, OP. You're a faggot.

>>650120286
Let me guess, she goes to your school?

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>>650121252
WE are faggots? Nothing like slurping some other guy's come out of your wife to prove THAT theory. Haw!

>>650121534
Anj had to work. Fuck, I made a mistake. No scope me.

>wat

>>650121252
I just dont understand

you said she's a fat lesbian?

Why would you be excited about fucking a fat lesbian?

>>650121719
>"wife had to go to work, so im here alone"

>>650121811
Fit, not fat.

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>>650121534
>is having a bbq and is waiting for his friends to come over while still sitting in the nude sniffing his own cock
>sniffing his own cock

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>>650121252

>>650121252
This is /b/ just continue. You get used.

>
Is it working?


OP, you such a faggot cuck. Your story doesn't add up, prove it by posting your wife's cunt wih that baggle or something, I don't know, didn't really pay attention.

Tits or gtfo

>>650118822
>Hey guys. the most amazing thing just happened to me and my wife. I don't know how to greentext, so bare with me. I'm still in shock. Wife had to go to work, so I'm here alone and I have to share this story.
>Wife had to go to work, so I'm here alone and I have to share this story.
>Wife had to go to work

>I work out of town, manual labor for really good money so she doesn't have to work.

you done goofed

>>650121252
fuck off, cuck faggot. no one cares about you or your stories. this is not your blog.

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>>650121719
Oh shut the fuck up you moron, you were caught in your retarded lie, just admit defeat.
You specifically said "Wife had to go to work, so I'm here alone"...why the fuck would it matter if her friend, who doesn't live with you, had to go to work? And if your wife doesn't work, why the fuck are you alone?
You're an idiot.

>look mom I can greentext!

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>>650121252

>>650120071
where are the photos?

>>650117488
//*#,:»@: >can't find that thing

>>650121252
Post you fucking the two girls and /b/ will be happy, we can wait

>>650117488
>I don't know how to greentext
bait

>>650122413
Look my wife is just what I call this tubesock that I fuck everyonce in a while. At work means she's being washed.

>>650121252
>You guys fuckin suck
> Nothing can get me down.
>You guys fuckin suck

Looks like something gets you down

>>650122610
No way. Anj is allergic to the light that a camera makes when it flashes. You think I'm gonna wanna fuck a chick if she's covered in boils and herpes just cause you faggots wanted a pic? Think again.

>>650118595
>If this works , op is a faggot

>>650117488
"Bear" with me you dumb motherfucker

>>650121252
faggot it's 20.00 here. Time zones how do they work?

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>>650118961

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Not OP here, but this shit actually does happen in real life to some people you jealous faggots.

Just because you'll never be able to make it happen, doesn't mean it can't.

Fucking christ

>inb4 samefag

>>650117488
>I don't know how to greentext

>>650121252
>I was stoked to tell you the story, and I wanted to get them to timestamp and take orders tonight if you guys were digging it.

Clearly you've been coming here a while since you know all about timestamps and were "stoked to tell us", and yet you don't know how to greentext? Bullshit. Nobody is that fucking retarded. I figured out how to greentext within 10 minutes of being here.

>>650123131
U should obviously get as far away as possible from that bear dude, theyre dangerous.

>>650123042
Anj doesn't have a light problem you faggot. Stop lying.

>>650123275
>implying anyone said it can't happen
it definitely can happen, it's just in this case it didn't happen
too many holes and inconsistencies in the story

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>>650120548
kek

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>>650123275
>samefag

>>650123275
samefag

>>650123527
Anj is just really shy and doesn't like to show off her warty back.

>>650123527
Anj is native american and refuses to have her soul captured thru photos

Hey guys OP here.

You're all right, I made the whole thing up. I'm just a lonely virgin neckbeard living in my mom's basement. But hey, it was a pretty cool story, and I wanted to tell you guys because you are the only friends I have.

Also I'm gay.

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>>650118347

>>650123527
Anj once killed a skinwalker using nothing but her frozen feces in the middle of winter.

>anus

>testies

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>>650124111
>Mad about being told theyre slow
>Responds an hour later

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>>650123527
I googled your totally real wife's totally real friend who you totally really fucked

What a babe

>test

if my post ends in double OP is the new slowpoke

>boring

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>>650121310
>1310▶
>>The stories and information posted he
Sorry but that story just shows how sad your relation ship is that you need to fuck many people just to make you happy now please post when you get a better wife that dosent use you as a sex and money toy rather get a wife that loves you and isnt fucking everyone that she sees.Also it was a decent story but I need more details.

a > test

>>650120769
> hot

>Anjeliah
>neckbeard fantasy bastardization of Angelica

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>>650124727
wtf is this shit

>>650119922
thats kid rock dumbass

>>650122007
ah yes I am illiterate

>>650122379
Sauce?
>>650123135
This too plox

>>650124890
> go
Go

<RAWR

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Actual OP. I'll give you one pic. You whiny pussies ruined the vibe of the post. Theres about 50 more pics.

>>650125058
>mah waifu
kek

>>650123042
>Turn the flash off and the night vision on faggot.

this OP might be the stupidest faggot i've ever seen, what else would you expect from the disgusting group sex community

>>650124292
More like this?
What are these called?

a>OP is still a faggot

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>>650121534

>>650125195
>i sure hope noone searches this image and calls bullshit on me because i'm a lying faggot
oh you

>>650125423
>What are these called?
cancer

>test

>>650118899
Checkem

>testing

>>650125561
Search it, fuckface.

>>650120071
I hope you kill yourself you pathetic little cunt. Gorilla warfare bitch. I'll fucking kill you.

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Oops i mean
Boobs or gtfo.

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>>650123042
>allergic to lightbulbs
>allergic reaction causes herpes
>was willing to send a picture of them timestamped in previous post.
>starts story off trying to portray himself as badass when in face he's cuck.
>desperately tries to reclaim face through lesbian encounter with aforementioned boils and herpes chick
>OP if you backpedal any more you're going to throw out your hips.

>>650117825
>nope.jpg

>>650125195
>You whiny pussies ruined the vibe of the post.
>You non-retarded anons didn't believe my obviously fake and retarded story

Seriously, OP, if you care at all about your own credibility and redeeming yourself, the only way is to share more pics. I'm not just saying that because I want to see them, that really is the only way to prove you were telling the truth.

>>650125195
please more

>stupid anon

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>>650119263

>>650126011
This is true, OP. If you share these pics and prove your story was real you would become the new hero of /b/, not even exaggerating.

But I don't think you really have said pictures.

>>650125195
Explain to me why neither of these are a shit skin when one was named Anjeliah.
What's that? You were full of shit and need to lie more and more to try and save face? You're anon brah, it doesn't matter. Delete the thread and move on. Put your pathetic ego aside. You lost.

>Aliens

>>650126195
Where can I find moar of this?

>how do greentext?

>>650126357
If I was full of shit, you'd find the photo somewhere else online. But you cant. Because I took the photo between fuck sessions. Keep digging, kiddo.

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>>650121252
>comes to /b/
>hopes to impress us with shitty threesome story
>is mad that after the years spent in here and the most craziest shit some boring sex story of middle aged man didnt impress us

>>650126616
>implying i didn't find it online
kek

>>650126472
How do you think his balls smell?

>>650122317
this. fuck you up

>>650126855
Ain't mad bruh. Just wanted to share something other than traps and bananas for a change. I have a set that I'll gladly jerk off to for years. Wanted to share with my /b/ros but you faggots got all huffy like I was 5 minutes late with the tendies.

>No way

>>650117825
<did it work?

>>650118160
>Kek hard

>>650117488
looks like someone I know. She have green eyes?

>>650127436
more

>>650118160
>cancer

>>650117825
>>>>>kekorrat!

>>650127967
Stop making fun of me. I really had sex with 2 grils.

Pump

>>650128346
were they pre or post op?

Ex used to use her sister's hand when she was sleeping to touch herself. Kind of fucked up tbh.