>>649786315
two lumps on their chest

>>649786315
>>got no dick

>>649786315
>Doesn't swallow

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>>649786315

>>649786315
>not mentally unstable
I love being in control over a mentally ill woman the feeling of power is intoxicating.

>>649786315
Jesus. It's one thing to have tattoos, but having full-size hyperbeast throat tattoos? Literal trash, as in they belong in the gutter.

>>649786315
>doesn't have a cute feminine penis

>>649786315
>fucked a nigger
>fucked more than 5 guys in their life
>past of drug use
>goes to parties to get drunk/be a slut and call it rape
>ever claims to have been "raped"
>says anything remotely feminist
>has pierced tongue, nipples, belly button, or vagina.
>has any menial tattoos of stars, butterflies, hearts, birds, or anything else that obviously was picked off the wall and has no emotional or sentimental meaning to the person.
>wears revealing clothing in public
>lost their virginity before the age of 16
>cheated, ever

>>649786315
What happened to girls with tattoos and piercings who were just plain sluts rather than feminazis?

>>649786315
Well red flags for gf material. I'd fuck a girl who was all of the above. Feminazis tend to love in the ass and love being degraded behind closed doors.

>>649787188

>>649787153
>has no father
>has some retarded arts degree or something
>has had sex with more than one person at a time
>dresses like a hippy
>dresses like a prep
>dresses like a goth
>dresses like a slut
>vagina has even a slight smell the first time you interact with it
>vagina isn't completely clean-shaven the first time you interact with it
>won't take it in the butt
>doesn't know how to cook

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>>649787153

>>649787153
>says something terrible happened to them forever ago but doesn't say specifically what it was

>>649787610
What is the point of this post?

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>>649787188 kek

>>649786315
>>has fucked more than 2 other guys

good luck finding a girlfriend. You are arab I presume?

>>649787153
>>649787661
These two anons will be virgins forever

>>649787895
Think my shit was lagging and sent nothing

>>649786315
>is a female

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>>649786315
Oh you know we can play that fucking game too.
Red flags for guys
>lives with parents
>virgin
>carries a gun
>fat
>not fit
>ugly
>pimples
>doesn't wear expensive clothes
>shops at walmart
>christian
>black
>gives off a rapy vibe
>facial hair
>drives a car older that 2014
>doesn't wear a watch

>fucks niggers, ever
>has ever cheated
>has non-traditional piercings
>has tattoos that are visible in most clothes
>laughs at anything anyone says (desperate grabs for attention)
>unnatural hair colors
>eating disorders

>>649786315
>fucked more than two guys

If you're bothered by that you will never lose your virginity lil fella.

>>649788003
Same guy.
Married for 8 years to a genuinely gorgeous woman who meets all my criteria.
I know, I got lucky. But hey, stay jealous faggot nigger. Enjoy fucking used up sluts your entire life.

>>649786315
ITT: red flags for fags like OP
>he worries about shit like this
>he thinks 2 makes her a whore
>he's a fat fuck who's never been laid
>he's 12 and lives with mommy

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>>649788166

>>649788215
Not unless you get to her first.

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>>649786315
>she has tattoos
>unconventional piercings
>her friends are mostly guys
>doesn't have her own car
>goes out to bars or clubbing
>no job or education
>has a kid
>redneck or uneducated

not pretentious, I'm DTF but not trying to be captain save-a-hoe

>>649787153
> fucked more than 5 guys in their life
she's supposed to be into necrophilia then ?

>>649788166
What the fuck is this? Red flags are things that are indicators that a girl will be crazy. Like none of these are good indicators for guys...

>>649788463
I get a pedo vibe from this statement

>>649788318
it ain't bait

>>649788223
Pics or it didn't happen, time stamp with wife letting you butt fuck her to forever /b a fibber

>>649787153
>banged a coon
>has any male coons as friends

But seriously who gives a shit? You lil homos are acting like you wanna hang with these cunts and not just fuck em and tell them to dip.

>>649788561
Pretty sure it was bait.

>>649788561
Guys he took the b8...

>>649788561
I am saying guys that have those traits are crasy and un dateable

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>>649788753

>>649788166
>carries a gun
>facial hair
>drives a 2008

Fight me cunt.

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>>649788166

you must be quite the catch, I bet most guys don't know how to handle a lady such as you, on account of your unwieldy mass

>smokes
literally pig disgusting

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>>649788971
im not fat

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We couldn't save them. They have taken the b8.

>>649788463
MODS MODS MODS!!!

>>649789131
because every female on /b/ is bait right? lol get a life

>>649789169
Kek

>>649789096
Dick or gtfo.

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>>649788619
I fully realize that by my refusal to do so you'll consider me a liar simply because you're lonely so everyone else must be but;
5'6"
pale
freckles
brunette
brown eyes
32DD
thin ribs, flat stomach, wide hips, fat ass
Makes a great living
Is completely loyal (I know, you'll say she fucks niggers while I'm away and shit.)
Dresses conservatively like a real woman should.
Tries to take it in the butt regularly. She still can't hang for a long time but it's the thought that counts.

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Women:
>proclaims they're "one of the guys"
- has strict views of gender roles
> sees themselves as easy going
- has to make an effort to be at ease
> likes to talk about themselves a lot
-selfish and self-centered
> has no actual sense of humor
- takes themselves too seriously as a person

>>649789096
im pretty sure you are not female
I need to see your dick just to be sure