25 here and rangers fan

>>648860564
Sup, anon. 23 here, originally from Glasgow but I live in Gothenburg now. How's the weather?

English but live here, 23, paisley

>>648861053
It's grey and dull and rainy so it's a great day

>>648861239
why paisley? full of smackheads

>>648861245
Sounds like it, missing that kind of weather. The suns out here, kinda cold though.

Smackhead myself mate, can't get enough of that wonderful smack

Ayrfag here. Anyone fancy selling some dank nugs?

20, outskirts of glasgow (rutherglen if anyone knows this shithole)

>>648861860

Can't be as bad as paisley mate

28 m irvine ayrshire i know shit hole and it is pissing it

19 in dundee

>>648861699
you not get any in ayr /b/ro

Eyyy anon. Edinburgh fag. 24. Weather isn't too bad

surprised there is this many of us on tbh

>>648861699
i used to go to ayr college. the kyle shopping centre is the most depressing thing ever

>>648860564
>scottish
>posts swedish flag

faggots

>>648860564
23 paisley. seem to be a large number of scottish cunts on here tbh. Guess we're more fucked up than i though.

>>648862108
it's not, but it's pouring down and there's a ton of construction going on over the estate where i stay.

good day for sitting in and playing vidya

>>648862449
truly depresing man

>>648862388
it's my only day off anon and it's pissing it down. gotta pass time someway!

>>648861053
>>648862467
pint?

>>648862308
huh?

>>648862467
>>648862558
true

>>648862565
If you wanna make the trip over to Sweden then yeah, sure.

>>648860564
Yep,Mel Gibson here,I miss my people,except jews

>>648862608
just coz ayr aint to bad for smoke usually plenty around imo

>>648860564
20, Ayr
Fuck hallowe'en btw. Fuck it

18 Edinburgh, in college the now.

>>648862663
the only thing that makes you anything like us is that you're a racist alky.

>>648862653

was meant for >>648861239
What part of paisley you from anyway english guy?

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any you /b/ro s tried this yet legal here for now

>>648862763
Yeah I don't even smoke and I get offered it all the time. I know 3 people who are growing plant, I don't even hang about with stoners

>>648862467

awful lot of Scottish cunts, as usual we just sit about and whinge about the weather

>>648862763
yeah it's actually alright. Just can't find anyone who will sell god damn anything. Plus it'd be nice to not be ripped off.

>>648862866
I,ma man

20, Falkirk, fuck all here. Plus first time posting on this fucked up website so hello all.

>>648862952
no wonder, we didnt even have a fucking summer. now this shits happening.
Atleast it's mushy season, will be picking some fly agaric soon, can get pounds of the stuff from a certain location.

>>648862945
would do it is engrained wae us now man>>648863013
lizard labs bro check em out

And when it comes to weed round here you mostly just get silly young laddies trying to sell you £20 bags.

>>648862927
1P-LSD? I haven't tried it, psychs don't agree with me. I'm tempted to get some blues in case I freak out and just try it though, looks great

>>648860564

porridge wog

>>648863050
this around milngavie? i went there last year for the season but must've been picked clean before i arrived.

>>648861699
Get the door, mate, that'll be the asparagus quiches.

>>648863013
5 tabs first class recorded delivery is only £22 man no too bad

>>648863104
thank fuck i grew up with my dealer. he's a sound cunt that just sits and plays BF. he's got two pet spiders but so i barely smoke with him

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>>648863169
check it out. they come back i nthe same spot every year, some have been coming up on the same spots for around 2000 years.
Place i go is a long the river orchy, anywhere near pine trees and cow shit and you'll find them mate.

>>648862239
I'm 18 and in Dundee

>>648863168
is fuckin class man yeah have some sorta benzos just incase man

>>648863280
eh, yer alright mate, not doing acid. Truffles master race.

>>648863360
>>648863187
that was for you too.

>>648862952
Aye well the weather is shite. And I was making food, went through to check on it and I hadn't turned the oven on. And I work in a chippy in a Haven park. And my manager's ragin at me because I trusted my utter rocket of a colleague to finish cleaning the shop but apparently he did fuck all. Plenty to whinge about

32 Dundee. Waiting for everyone to fuck off so I can drink and play vidya.

>>648862924

Broomlands street, near where the witches were burned

>>648863380
What ones are good though? I don't get RCs often, so last time i bought them etizolam was out. Now it looks like none are quite as good as that

>>648863461
cool, where the horse shoe is? i'm not far from you.

>>648860564
Can anyone recommend, a time I can visit scotchland when its sunny

>>648863394
i work in kfc paisley and it's completely run by dune coons. they think they own everyone

>>648863461
>>648863527

bhill cafe ma self
>>648863475
and 1plsd is man

23, East Lothian

we should do a meetup. in paisley some day. crash cafuffals or something. >>648863535
nope sorry.
>>648863561
kek, one up from the college? hows kelly?

>>648863535

Never

>>648863668
aye true

>>648863561
And Hakim, i used to work there too.

>>648863527

Oh dang, where abouts you live?

>>648863738
Todholm, near the abbey inn.

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i got myshrooms coming outta my asshole faggots

>>648863535
august or september's usually best

you can't bet on it being sunny, but it'll be the warmest

23, Edinburgh here, Napierfag

>>648863633
yeah that one. thank fuck i'm in college so i know that i'll get out

>>648863729
Hakim is alright but he can occasionally act the prick. If you're sick then he'll tell you to not do it again. When did you work there?

>>648863475
blues or etizolam id say but im ok with psychs so ? never needed em just kept em around for others in case man

>>648863960
lmao I was gonna go there

>>648863816

Yeh that's not too far, still a trek mind

>>648863561
'Dune coons', you're pushing the limits man. Incredible
They're trying to weaken us, just about every single fast food place is run by Arabs of some shade here but I think we're like 90%+ white

I'll visit anyways,fuck the sun I'll be in pub most of the time,"all the best"

Cumbernauld.

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never been in Scotland, but I think I might like it for a week or two, do you think I'll be disappointed ?

>>648864012
It's not bad, what you doing instead?

>>648863981
about 4 years ago, fucking hated that place.
phoned in sick one day and he was like "DONT GIVE ME THAT SHIT GET IN HERE" and hung up, phoned him right back up and told him not to talk to me that way and stop being a prick. he backs down quite easy, but except from that he was alright.
When you working, might come down and cause a scene some day.

>>648864169
yeah you will be drunk enough not to notice or care

>>648864225
depends where you go anon

>>648863992
I still freak out sometimes just smoking green. I'm just generally a bit para. Any good RC stimulants out?

Saint Andrews here, 21.

>>648864225
depends what you enjoy doing. the nightlife's grand but if you're going for sightseeing you might be a little underwhelmed

>>648864298
nah man not really imo just get some base or mdma to be honest

>>648864225
If you're looking for an activity, head up to the wigwams in tyndrum and do some gold panning. thats what i do sometimes.

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>>648860564

ITT: Bunch of lazy Jocks who need to fuck off and get a job.

>>648864292
St Andrews surroundings ? I'm not into golf much but seen the view on tv it's incredible

>>648864444
Base is so dodgy but, it must be made in some wee ned's bedroom. I love coke sometimes tho
Damn son, nice get

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>>648864533
lol, you're funny anon xD

>>648864351
I'm 39, already too old for nightlife

>>648864736
as i said, go do some gold panning in the hills.

>>648864627
if you get the good stuff base is ok prefer mdma over it though and not into coke man pals love it though just makes me concentrate like fuck lol smoke weed like fuck only do other shit now and again

>>648861011
Scumbag

>>648864736
39? You old cunt.

>>648864736
might appreciate some hiking up north then. lot of nice pubs to stop in on the way, around aviemore and glencoe

>>648864252
tomorrow i'm back in. i work every weekend too so it would be good for someone to come in and cause a scene that isn't a smackhead from across the road

>>648864886
lulz aye nae need tae bring up fitba always starts cunts

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>>648864225

There's a cat cafe in Edinburgh

32 glasgow west end. Pulled sickie, smoking doobs & watching twd. Life's good.

24, Melbourne. What's up cunts.

>>648864975
aye fishing n hiking is great here man if you like that sort ay thing

Another for Paisley here.
Only lived here for about two weeks. I was in Aberdeen before that and I'm liking Paisley far better.

>>648864848
Aye I can get into good base, I wish it didn't last as long but. My problem is that if you get adderall or ritalin, the dosage you would take would be like 50mg, but you take grams of base in a night. That's hysterically impure

>>648865036
on the tills or cooking in the back?
I'll probs get ready to cause a scene n then shite myself tbh.
But if you're on the tills and i come in, you'll know me, i'll ask for a chicken burger, minus veg and spit, and 6 spicy wings.

>>648864837
thanks anon I'll google up a bit now

>>648865205
paisleys shite, but head out to cafuffals with a couple of mates. decent bar on a saturday night, wee bit stabby though.

>>648865205

Never heard Paisley and better in the same sentence

>>648865375
I don't have any mates
<\3

>>648864533
'Jocks'
What those people from 'high school' who are totally 'trash'? Always on their 'cell phones'? Talk the fucking language ya dobber

>>648865266
i'm back and fourth. i'll keep a look out for you. don't worry about the bag charge. i'll give you one on the colonel

>>648865232
got adhd so base works why ritalin/coke dont work properly for me

>>648865375

tbf ever club in paisley is stabby, the union is probably the least but it's full of kids.

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>>648865326
You're welcome. Pic related is some of my gold.
Place you want to go is tyndrum, wingwams there are nice to stay in.


>>648865502
Thanks mate, means a lot in this day and age. A free crushem would be nice too, but aint gonna push it. i'll be wearing a red tshirt with stewie on it, and a black jacket.

>>648865232
plus we get brain easy here

Found flights to Oslo for a weekend away in November and a hotel for 3 nights all for £65

flying out from Edinburgh

should I go?

>>648865533
Do you get prescribed ritalin? Lucky cunt, my mate gets it and it makes work totally bearable

>>648865717
Do it. also is nice.
I mostly stayed in alesund when i went to norway though.

>>648865662
And leaking pure autism

>>648865729
nah man just weed i use for it had some bad experiences with ritalin when i was younger so i dnt bother wae it now

>>648865810
Absolutely.

>>648865662
some great walking round there too

Coatbridge (ned shithole, I know) originally, 28, living in the Netherlands nows

>>648865810
Actually i may go out and buy a fedora just for the occasion.

>>648865959
M'popcorn chicken

Tatties and neeps !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>648865857
Mate you could make a fortune, I'd pay a tenner a tray for it

>>648865940
like netherlands then man

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>>648865940

Can't imagine why

>>648866181
Its night and day

>>648866154
true i could that just dealing wae shrinks n doctors is why i dont been there n it didnt help weed sorts me tho
>>648866267
sounds good man

>>648866231
Not into that. Place is just cheaper to exist and less full of miserable cunts.

19 Dundee. Dundee Uni nigga

So what's everyone's thoughts on soap bar. Cannot find some green anywhere.

>>648866488
can get the stuff easy, not really soap bar, pollen mostly. green is easy to get in paisley.

>>648866488
death condensed imo these days bro fuck that some pollen can be ok but real shit is rarer these days here

>>648866357
Yeah I've had to deal with NHS psychiatrists, jesus fuck they were just about the worst thing for me. Went to a private one and he sorted me out, but the NHS ones are sneering intolerant tossers. Was I being a bit of a bitch? Yeah, fair enough, but what helped me was the polar opposite of what they suggested

18 Glasgow, celtic fan

>>648866584
same in irvine bro green is everywere every cunt puffs here

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>>648865939
>>648865326
picture i took a couple of years ago in Tyndrum around this time of year.

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>>648866751
This one was up at the lead hills.

>>648860564
24 here, originally from a lovely place called foxbar but moved the hell out of there when i was 6, Live in Portugal now.

>>648866416
I went there for a spa weekend with my girlfriend. Lovely place, especially for students and young people, but jesus fuck that accent. I work in customer service at a holiday park so I deal with people from all over, and although people from the South-east are the rudest and people from ROI are the scummiest, that East coast or borders accent does my nut in. Apparently that's true of everyone from anywhere near Glesga, no idea why but it's enough to start a civil war

>>648866751
love it first hills i ever done them n the doon hills man and my first munro there when i was seven ben lomond good times man

>>648866660
You must be an idiot then. I'm not a proddy, it's just that Old Firm supporters are the worst people in the worst country in Europe (real Europe, not like Bulgaria)
>>648866711
Irvine is bleak. I'm in Ayr, I'm not saying here or Killie are hubs of sheer joy and culture, but there's just this depression over Irvine

anyother Yes fags here?

>>648867118
ayr slightly better n killie is junkie central for ayrshire but yeah irvine sucks tbh

>>648866900

Takes awhile to get use too but yeh, some jocks are fucking impossible to understand

>>648867118
im not a pure ned, dont take it too seriously and for bein an idiot im at uni doin chem

>>648867150
yep a said aye man bullshit what happened

>>648867150
wasn't registered to vote here but i would of been a no fag

>>648867118
>>648867150

let's bring football in to a scot thread. the two things that every cunt will start shit over

>>648867346
biomed fag here bro
>>648867435
and if your scottish how the fuck can you justify that then

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>>648867346
you gonna make drugs when you're done?

>>648867346
12 year old newfag confirmed

>>648867614
obv, only thing to do tbh and i was thinkin of switchin to pharmacology anyway

>>648867547
I'm English but overall we do better with each other i think

>>648867692
think watever u like man dont really give a fuck

>>648867699
where im gonna end up pharma is were its at man

>>648867770
fair but i think england would be better of alone too not just us thats what i think tho

>>648864241
networked systems engineering at glasglow caledonion

>>648867271
Aye Killie traumatises you when you first go. Cheap clathes but, that's what saves it. Plus my pal has a flat there that's really nice, just outside the town center. Awww, and the blue lights they put on to stop folk fighting when they're pissed, I was full of oxycodone when i saw them and I felt like I was in an ocean
>>648867300
If I'm talking to a Jordie or someone from Northern Ireland, I can talk in full slang and really have a thick accent, but with just about anybody else you have to talk really slowly and clearly. It's weird because we have no problem with SE accents
>>648867150
I voted Yes, but get to fuck. The problem is that Yes voters don't understand that their worst elements are as bad as the other guy. Same with lefties in general

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lets make this a win thread!

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>>648868082

>>648868110
Oaft, stawner-fodder

>>648867936

na, we'd never get the torys out if Scotland wasn't behind us

>>648868110
nudes please

Ayrfag 25 here where the other ayrfags from im from forehill

>>648866584
Aye but most of the people with green are pure tits who've either got sprayed weed or just shite. Had one cunt actually try and reassure me by telling me he'd stick it in the oven a bit longer so it'd be more dry than the usual shite he sells.

>>648868242
but england and wales cancel us out tories keep getting in even though 90 something percent of scotland didnt vote for them but i do see ur point man

Helensburgh.

16. Just outside edinburgh, mussy til i die

>>648868366
unlucky bro irvines no too bad but same as anywhere its who you know n if you grow

>>648868284
thats the best there is, aff xhamster but there must be some out there

>>648862308
Mate have you been to ayr? The place heaving with shite. Mostly mandy though which is quite pish.

>>648868549
you should probably hurry and die

>>648868348
Also in forehill... and I'm 26... Get ye at spar mate

>>648868664
how the fuck am 20 mins down road smoking bubblegum and its class homegrown and the mdma we get ive tested at 98.88 man wtf how does this happen

>>648860564
18, Aberdeen

>>648868924
wanna sell me some sweet, sweet kush? I'm in Ayr

>>648868905
Hah I stay pretty close to spar tbh

22 F Helensburgh

>>648868664
and my toon is deid other than drugs lol only got personal sorry or i would bro wish sometimes this shit had pm for shit like this too only got a half n that will be gone by the morra lol

>>648869222
Tits honey come on

>>648869020
sorry bro

>>648869204
kek same man I'm like two minutes away

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>>648869222

>>648869317
>>648869432

Err no. How sad\lonely\pathetic are you kids?

>>648869670
lmao are you new?

>>648868924
Cant get 98.8 md. Turns to liquid at like 91

>>648869670
Quite. I once wanked to a brick that kinda looked like a tit

>>648869670
not lonely or sad at all quite cheery actually even better if you post tits

>>648869670
well hen we are all on 4chan so pretty fucking

>>648868773
Fuck off ya dolt

Ayrfag 25 here what the fucks up with the amout of folk from ayr on here ??
>>648869670
we dont make the rules

>>648869752
balls man you can were you getting this from

>>648869761
Your mothers tits remind you of housing bricks?

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>>648869670
>2015
>Don't even know the rules

Here's a nice pic for you

>>648869960
loads of ayr fags

>>648869983
Best o gear, gets me brick hard pal

>>648869961
Its to do with the way its made and the HCl

Oldfag 34 Glesga

>>648870131
use eugenol then easier man

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>>648870062

Any other Scottish people here fucking hate slang?

>>648870131
not saying its not fucking rare but its possible my friend trust

>>648870387
Fuck up ya wee fanny

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>>648862927
I have, shit got rather crazy

>>648861011
Orange fuck hows it feel away down there

>>648870387
yep/. Online slang anyway

>>648870476
yeah shit is nuts /b/ro

>>648861011
Zombie

>>648870387
Yes its unbecoming of the Scottish society as a whole

>>648870387
parts of it

having a bit of a locality to how you speak isn't bad though.

>>648870387
There is a difference between slang and dialect. Scots-English is a dialect. Aye, wee, mucker, yin, ect. All real words in real dictionarys.

>>648870840
Unless your from glasgow

Very true, got a few grower pals who've showed me shit like dabs, man they were amazing. Been wanting to grow for a long time.

>>648871020
just use real pure butane and purge it well do not ever use lighter shitty grade full of shite man n course nae smoking n do it outside if you can

>>648870990
I sometimes say, aye, but I speak proper most of the time.

>>648871006
haul ya wee badyin, i'll skelp yer heid wae ma skinny willy

im scottish and fill this in

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/16HmQND-xTmfvF9E6ApJofe4CkxGpgpKawIgWzQ-eSmo/viewform

>>648871020
n green will never touch the sides again if you dab too much as well best being a now and again smoke id say

>>648870990
'ect' is not Scottish you moron.

>>648871420
Always love a joint, rolling it, smoking it. Everything about them sits right wae me.

>>648872312
same like ice bongs tae prefer joints though

>>648861011
mah man, BJK

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>>648871625

do not get how weed isn't legal but alcohol is when it is way safer man for 99% of people its crazy and the sheer amount of money the government is losing makes you wonder

>>648871277
Aye shit like that

>>648870476
so whats the most mics of 1p you done 6oo ug for me and i was gone man straight up for 16 hours scary but fucking amazing man 12 of those hours were ++++ shulgin rating for sure bro

>>648862164
28 helensburgh, nice place on the whole but it's also pissing it down here

24 Ayrshire here

No voters are fucking scum

>>648869222
which part of helensburgh?

i stay in craigendoran

>>648874402
been through never stopped though
>>648874497
where in ayrshire bro ?

Does anyone want to meet up for a fight?

I'm in central glasgow, I'll buy you a pint after.

>>648874586
North mate

>>648874704
i'm actually quite tempted, but about to have kfc and hate traveling to glasgow. maybe come to paisley one day and start a thread.

>>648874704
lol now that is what you call a true scotsman haha
and>>648874827
irvine bro

>>648874704
Aye, where and when?

>>648874945
20 mins away from you then


Hope your no a hun tbh

>>648874827
so same i guess man

>>648875124
naw celtic man

>>648861860
SB

Anyone getting into ice hockey?

18, North lanarkshire

>>648875230
its ok a friend of mine is a pro in canada he is scottish though not canadian

I fuckin hate Jambos

>>648875464
Started going to Braehead Clan games and found it amazinf

>>648873996
unsure of the dose, but it was 2 and a half tabs. Like is said, it got really fuckin crazy.

>>648875749
yeah least scraps are almost always gonna happen too but its a cool sport too man more of a mans sport compared to yank footbal or basketball i think

>>648875904
each of those tabs is 100 ug bro ok and yeah can be strong even at that level

>>648876089
most never go over 200 to 4oo ug tbh shit is potent

>>648874704
you may have just founded the first official 4chan fight club man

Why is it that ever weed dealer has to be unavailable on the same day?