Why are IDs even gone?

superior thread here >>>648296225

shitposting general

Evening all, best city reporting in

fuck this thread

my ass is itchy.

>>648307219
want me the scratch it for u?

masturbating soon

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Started drinking on Friday night and didn't surface until Sunday morning. During that time I at some point went to buy more booze, also spilt a bunch of goon on my bed so now my mattress has this rank fruity stink.

>>648307398
unless you have talons, i don't think you can scratch this itch. It's deep within.

>>648307911
This is a convention anon, we're here to talk about your drinking problem

>>648307911
IDbro?

>>648308139
I could use a fork or something?

>>648308199
Nah bro.

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Chch reporting

Running sucks, so does rain.

>>648308238
Think this one will require a fork lift fork.

Auckland fag reporting in
Been having mad amounts of sex in shitty welly hotel
Also Auckland > welly by a million

chch reporting in

done fuck all today, been great!

>>648308564
It may need a crane to get out

>>648308659
i dont even think a team of shire horses could get it out.

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Sup bros

>>648308142
A convention? I went to one yesterday.

>>648308869
Ive heard that to get out shire horses a crane may have to be used

>>648306877
302 days until I am immigrating to your country. How does that make you feel?

>>648308890
havent seen any firetrucks in these threads for a while, did u develop a new fetish or something?

>>648309237
What colour?

>>648309237
Absolutely full

>>648309313
White English-speaking Canadian

Who has buds in welly?

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you guys like my new desktop?

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Wellington fag here. Weather is pretty decent. Spending so much time procrastinating with study (NCEA) overall pretty good weekend.

>>648309156
I heard to get a crane out, shire horses had to be used?

>>648309438
Did u vote for the libs?

>>648308360
what the fuck is it raining?

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>>648309438
k

Anyone got a hookup in Dunners?

Auckland is fucking fake and gay, Wellington is also boring. Auckland is just a bloody souless city m8

>>648309573
oh thats adorable.
side note i had bacon sandwich for lunch today

>>648309526
But if stairs are involved the horses will get stuck, inorder to get them out a crane will have to be used

>>648309534
No. I don't trust that Trudeau kid, no matter how fabulous his hair is.

>>648310021
good, we dont want anymore commies here

>>648309834
but if stuck is horse a stair will have to crane an order out of a shire.

>Think about it.

>>648310116
Definitely not a commie. I'm immigrating via a lateral transfer from the Canadian Armed Forces to the New Zealand Defense Force.

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Ive heard that if you dont vote correctly on the upcoming referendum, such as not voting or invalidating your vote you cant vote at all on the second. Can anyone confirm?

POAST CHUNES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw3gT08qEnI

I've been lurking these nz threads for a while now and this is what I've picked up

Why are IDs even gone?
whr2buy weed in Xtown
I'm coming 2 nz what 2 expect
NZ thread, posts Australian flag
Bong and Milo
any1 got nz nudes?
IDbro RIP
Maori NZ flag design
Chink pics
n8
Joshie
Ravi here
Anyone else read NZ as Nazi?
These threads suck now
Newfags made the thread wrong

This is the script for every NZ thread

>>648311004
Doesn't sound legal.

>>648310461
I like you, u can stay. Which branch?

>>648311147
That depends how its worded m8. Our bill of rights is shit on all the fucking time. No one ever takes shit to our high court.

>>648310336
No need to go soo deep man i may fall into a figurative hole and need a crane to get out

You guys ever think of the days before one dollar Frozen Cokes?

>>648311249
Most people dont realize we have a bill of rights

where to suss in H-Tron, the tinny house is shit as

>>648311313
shit's too deep man. I'll call hirepool now.

>>648311216
Army. I'm an Armourer

>>648311421
True that.

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>>648311082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUfyzEhT_LQ

>>648308340
metal?
theguy?

>>648311898
Yeah, its theguy.

cant wait til dad goes to bed so i can whip out the bong

That one Wellington guy who just asked a girl on twitter to come meet him in the 4chan thread so mutuals won't read our conversation.

Hi.

>>648312216
>not getting baked with your dad

List some nz thread regulars and I'll make a poster of the year poll

>>648311646
I was planning on joining up as an armorer, u better not have taken my job :) I assume its cause u have experience with ar15 variants which are going to be rolled out in the next couple of years

>>648312313
i wish

>>648311666
Deem satanic trips of truth

>>648312304
That's "I just ate four weet bix without any milk" levels of thirsty bro.

>>648312333
South Korean popstar guy
Bong and a milo guy
NZ tinychat guy
Shitty racist pepe frog meme guy
Fat girl with whip marks guy
Where da dunedin nudes at guy

>>648312333
idbro
gaynazi
scar tits
delivery girl
sloth guy
dragonball
joshie

>>648311557
Sweet man ill be around friday to help u out

>>648311114
your missing dunedin nudes

>>648312375
I didn't take your job, I'm keeping my rank, so I'm going in as a Sargeant. And It's not so much my experience with AR15 patterns, as my experience with the turret and weapons systems on the LAV that landed me this gig.

>>648311978
end up seeing the walk?

>>648312506
>>648312525
Anymore to add?

>>648311082
>>648311876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXSkfTedVb0
It's feels time

I actually wish it wasnt a public holiday tomorrow. Mondays are already one of my days off and i dont want my family to be home tomorrow

>>648312890
Nah, watched Contact instead, good movie. The Walk and BTTF day made me want to watch a Zemeckis movie.

Who's got weed in west Auckland?

>>648312969
is monday your do weird shit around the house day?

>>648312806
Well i may or may not meet you one day. Much of change in salaries between Canada and here?

>>648313207
yeah generally. I was looking forward to smoking weed but then I remembered.

>>648312896
Metalocalypse guy
Firetruck guy

>>648313088
yep been while since ive watched that, might put it on later.

seen the martian? i want to go see that.

>>648313317
go to the local park, or find a sneaky spot in your yard

>>648313210
NZ pays a little more, but the CDN Dollar is worth a little more. Haven't done the math, but it's probably close to the same. I'm not doing it for the money anyway. I've been to NZ a few times for Vacation and I think it's a beautiful country. Also, I'm fucking done with -40 degree winters.

>>648313419
The Martian was ok, kinda too straightforward. Definitely not as resonant as Contact, or Interstellar to give a more recent example.

http://strawpoll.me/5826905

Poster of the year voting:
http://strawpoll.me/5826905

>>648313702
Where da dunedin nudes at?

>>648313591
I hope you enjoy it down here, it does get relatively cold dependent on where ur gonna end up but its more of a sticky cold than a crisp one, it wont be anything like what your used to though

Dunedin buds? Anyone got some? Dry as fuck

>>648313613
ive got mixed feelings about intersteller, i think nolan he should of gone with the original darker story rather than is brother suggestion to make it about love transcends all.

gargantua looked fucking amazing though.

Are supermarkets closed tomorrow? I'm out of toilet paper.

Anyone kno a olivia carline from wellington?

>>648312938
Feels time it is then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Arl-sm3K7s

>>648313591
i'll swap places with you, i want to experience a real winter, a winter that can kill you if your not careful.

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>>648306939

http://strawpoll.me/5826905
http://strawpoll.me/5826905
http://strawpoll.me/5826905
http://strawpoll.me/5826905

>>648308567
Depends on what you're looking for, Wellington is way more layed back, has a superior cafe culture and the people aren't such wankers most of the time. Though Auckland has that big city thing going for it..

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>>648313998
Print this roll off and use it. No need to thank me.

>>648313998
just do an india and go out on to the street and use your left hand

>>648309491
What school you at bro?

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Hai friends <3

Post yfw im the cutest poster here

>>648314316
nice got any more?

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>>648314504
>>648314504

>>648314249
>>648314277
I'm serious guys, I dont want to go to the designated shitting streets

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>>648314504
>

>>648314932
Mmmm bailey

>>648314128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvbJY2CjrUI
keeping the feels train rollin

>>648315014
post on craigslist looking for a scat fetisist

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poor tgafag reportan
who is with kiwibank and can lend me $25 for phone credit and some food until tuesday?

>>648315109
if only she had a vag

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>>648315109
L E W D
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Where ma chch nudes at?

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>>648315198
She has a pucci

>>648315223
Keep posting gifs=)

>>648315198
Yeh truee

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>>648315014
Got a pet dog?

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>>648315235
Heres my legs :3

>>648315223
U got any links everytime i search for bailey can only find like 5 min vids =(

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So many tranny loving faggots in these threads always. Why? Kill yourselves you degenerates.
Drowning out with fine kiwi women

>>648315415
No, what does that have to do with a lack of TP?

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>>648315568

>>648315474
protip: its this whole site who are the tranny lovers

also

>fine
>kiwi woman

Pick one, we have objectively the most troll like woman in the world

>>648315171
Who?

>>648315534
>>648315568
>>648315606
Do you find a literal whore with caked on makeup so deep that i'd need a shovel to remove, hot?

Might as well fuck a manikin if you a so obsessed with plastic

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>>648315612
I never use /b/ apart from these threads so I guess that could be true.
There are some hot girls in NZ, but yeah I agree we have average looking women.

>>648315188
gn?

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>>648315747
No, I don't - but she has a fine ass.

>>648315289
still, dont want cock flopping around while im slamming it

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>>648315889
each to their own i guess

>>648315811
i am not sure what that means?
also, nice dubs

>>648315842
least there's no infinity or dreamcatcher tats as far as i can see
that shit's god-tier basic bitch
The real question though: does she drink pumpkin spice lattes?

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>>648316008
No clue. She lives in Melbourne now, used to be in Welly. I just creep on her IG feed

Wow thread died fast

>>648316736
we could post lewd pics of ourselves? might liven it up??

>>648315188
Where do you live?

>>648316942
near fraser cove, why?

>>648309726
Depends on what you're after

>>648317156
I would've given you cash, but I live in Auckland.

Should you wait until the time when posting explodes in the christmas holidays before you try your poster of the year shit.

>>648317416
darn, ohwell

>>648315614
Olivia from wellington related to pics above

>>648315484
Haha so cute

>>648317421
tfw coming second

feels good tbh

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Any fancy plans for Halloween?

>>648317816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w

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>>648317816
Is writing "no trick or treat" on a sign on my front door fancy enough, later to be swapped with "fuck off"

>>648315967
what it means is you aint getting no cash from me m80

Any dunnerz nudes?

>>648317987
I remember being 12 and telling some kids that came to my door that we didnt do it. So the big bitch they had taking them round has a fucking go at 12 year old me for being a cunt. Shit m8 I was only 12.

This country.

It's time to play 'NZ thread picks what movie I watch'. Whatever gets the most votes is what I watch.
>The Blue Lagoon & Return to the blue lagoon
>The hills have eyes and 2
>28 Days later and 28 weeks later
>Run all night
>Captain America Winter Soldier

>>648318465
brokeback mountain is actually a pretty good movie

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Palmerston North?

tfw civic video near me closed D: tfw i can't walk past it and meme about how irrelevant they are when i go home and download cams of shit tier 2015 movies

>>648318270
niggers?

>>648318270
My parents used to give fruit out (more as a joke than anything sometimes giving lollies if the kid was a good sport) when i was a kid but the trick or treaters became more and more entitled (parents would turn up to bitch) that we just canned the whole thing

>>648318789
Nah.

>>648318654
I've seen it. It sucks (pun intended). It's very, very boring.

>>648318465
Watch The Counselor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ML50I0mVHY

>>648318654
thats the one where the guys get lost in the mountain and the bare attacks isnt it?

>>648318788
i actually saw a young couple renting dvds from one of those machines at the supermarket. i mean what the fuck, just stream or download you useless cunts.

>>648318992
They were probably gonna use them as those hover discs or something

>>648318863
true actually, i watched it when i was a horny gay teenager with friends for a dare, lots of awkward boners

>>648319412
How? The sex scene is so dark you can barely see a silhouette of them and then they're just angsty fags for the rest of the movie.

>>648319577
because i was sitting arm to arm on a couch with other horny teenagers, it was almost a gay greentext but it wasnt :(