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Why she is so perfect?
>>648282630
She is a ten, but she is not Perfect. Only one woman is Perfect.
>>648282841
who that be?
>>648282841
Forgot pic
I'd be perfect too if I was earning 80M+ a year
>>648282630
She's so ugly and overrated
because she gave me wood
>>648282630
cuz her jaw is awesome
and her lips are awesome
and her eyes are awesome
and her tits are awesome
and her nose is awesome
and her legs are awesome
and her smile is awesome
and her voice is awesome
and her hair is awesome
and her stomach is awesome
and her style is awesome
and her cheeks are awesome
and her neckline is awesome
her butt is just okay but we'll let that slide
that about covers it
>>648283101
oh, she's lovely too.
>>648283785
Baby now they got bad blood
>>648283692
>Generic jaw
>Tinny lips
>Generic white girl eyes
>No tits
>Ugly nose
>Skinny legs
>Generic smile
>Stupid and annoying voice
>Stupid haircut
>No butt
GENERIC AS FUCK
i wonder who can fit more sharpies in their pussy, taytay or emma?
>>648283785
She look uglier with make up
>>648283767
Bow to the one True Queen
>>648282630
no tits & no ass lol
>>648284154
found the fag
>>648283785
Hey you.
>>648284209
Emma is pure you plebian.
>>648284243
haha I'm good where I'm at
>>648284154
So where is your generic multimillionaire gf?
>>648283101
She's great. She would be better if she could just sit there and look pretty without opening her mouth to let out all of her moronic opinions.
>>648284505
Get out of here Emma.
>>648284505
She gets fucked by niggers
>>648282630
She isn't. She is a fucking cuntbag
>>648283767
but dont tell her or she might yell at you
>>648284236
GTFO
she's so beautiful with and without make up
>>648284616
She is much smarter than you could ever hope to be
Because she's a closet lesbian and doesn't flaunt it like all those other lesbos.
>>648284154
you're right
>>648284867
I doubt that, she's too timid for that.
>>648283101
What a giant feminazi cunt.
>>648285075
>English degree
>>648282630
She's a dumb cunt tbh fam. No ass is a deal breaker. She's fuckin gross.
>>648285293
lol she already did more than once to fans. one ask her if she would marry him and she destroyed him on a live event
>>648284369
she have a nice body, you're a fuckin faggot
>>648284458
No u
>>648285008
Rat face
>>648285542
>pencil legs
No thanks bruh
>>648285537
yeah not really, I know what you're talking about but she's like any other woman when it comes to getting hit on in public.
>>648285429
>>648285759
I still ove you Tay.
>>648285881
i think its cause she's harassed on daily basis. she olso gets hatemail and death threats
>>648285900
She didn't even do it right....
>>648285868
she's perfect for me, you're a fat, and you need fat women
>>648286144
She just needs to realise that all she needs to do to be happy is move to a quite country town in Australia to live. At my house
nice thread
>>648286438
nuuuuuuu
>>648286144
That could be part of it, some celebs can't handle fame as well as others and since she's a feminist she's probably swamped by feminist think too.
>>648283692
sorry this is for you >>>>>648285218
>>648282630
Legs that go on for days, beautiful voice, and she loves cats.
>>648286549
that gif <3
>>648285121
Where is this from?! It makes me so wet and hard.
>>648282630
because she was made in a lab.
That be my guess.
>>648286659
in other words, she's perfect
perfection exists, and is called Taylor Swift
>>648286798
>wet and hard.
u wot
>>648284154
Found the guy who "loves" his fat ugly feminist wife who isn't worth millions.
>>648286893
Exactly
>>648286893
As we established, she is a 10 but not Perfect. Only Emma is perfect.
Taylor makes me so wet and horny
>>648286878
Do you have the location of this lab sir?
perfect eyes
>>648287256
You shut your dirty plebian mouth.
>>648286733
I actually don't have a lauren folder, I need to start one tho
You know her as Taylor Swift, I know her as T Swizzle and her extra small white tee
>>648286901
Pre cum.
>>648287256
are you want to have bad blood?
>>648287457
is ...that.. a ...nipple??
>>648287473
I'm baking caramel delight!
>>648287455
Emma is above such petty insults. Stay mad.
>>648287404
do you masturbate to her?
>>648284369
Ur a nigger
>>648287906
Who doesn't?
>>648287732
looks to be, that or i'm high.
do you have any more?
>>648288390
You need only more Queen.
perfect
>>648288390
i have none. i never save celeb pics
>>648288548
see legs - cum buckets
so perfect
Hnnnng!
>>648288695
Agreed
>>648284154
would have to agree, she is pretty plain
>>648285075
college education =/= intelligence
>>648288974
You're the type of person that thinks its cool to stickerbomb your shitty honda. Cleaner is better.
Fucking christ shes so hot I wanna just cum inside of her sooooo much!
>>648284064
So sad. Those days are long gone. You need to let go now!
>>648288698
falling in love with a celeb is something I don't normally do but...
>>648288660
queen vs queen is never a fair game in chess or darts.
She's hot, yes. But not the kind of hot that you wanna fuck. She's the kind of hot that you want to marry and live with
>>648289114
go to bed tay
Taylor tries very hard to be sexy but fails spectacularly. Emma can raise dongs across the land with just a glance.
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I want that mind and those legs wrapped around me.
>>648289573
yes, so she's the perfect woman
and these virgins do not understand that
I would give anything to kiss her belly.
>>648289424
>mfw another Laurenfag
>>648283785
Maybe it's just the tabloids but I was in the grocery store today and the cover said that Selena Gomez has some form of what's possibly terminal cancer.
>>648290250
kek
>>648290218
Spot the fuck on
>>648290073
>can raise dongs across the land with just a glance.
i'll just leave this here.
>>648287256
I'd say you're just obsessed. I see women in public that I'd rather fuck.
>>648290073
>>648290545
No... She wouldn't... Would she?
>>648290545
you know he rekt it
So fucking horny for Taylor right now
>>648290352
She has lupus, not cancer and not usually terminal.
>>648290250
>mfw
>>648290218
she's pretty hot, nice gif
>>648290824
These tabloid writers need to get their shit straight. It said fucking cancer on the cover.
>>648290545
That does not mean anything
>>648290924
i heard you don't have many of Lauren and wish to start a folder.
>>648290218
Gah daaayymn! Those eyes made me hard.
check these trips in the name of Tay Tay
>>648291117
shyyyyyit
>>648291019
They generally just make shit up. Physical version of clickbait.
>>648290924
>>648291102
you heard right, keep posting
>>648291090
she like black dick. nothing we can do about it
>>648285293
I got her autograph
>>648290824
It's never Lupus. Bitch doing too many drugs again.
-Greg House
>>648291303
oh trust. I have more than you can imagine
>>648291117
nearly
>>648291379
>>648290545
What the fuck is up with those pants?
For fucks sake fam buy a pair of dockers and quit fucking around with all the zippers.
Penetrate my butt hole, Taylor
>>648291431
that's nice, did she at least look at you or was it you're all signed, next pls.
>>648291431
you need to mega that shit, eh well
Puree? One may not see Taylor as perfect.
>>648291404
Except that one time it was lupus!
And in Selena's case she is having chemo so it is either lupus or cancer.
>>648291921
This photo shoot made her look trashy, not classy like she usually is.
>>648291978
Will do! There's a lot of pics/webms/mp4. So its gonna take a bit. But in the meantime, I'll post some bits of it
>>648292319
She looks better trashy. When shes classy she looks like a stuck up prudish dyke.
Does anyone know if the rumours about Taylor taking a break from music are true?
>>648292478
yes pls, I'll be right here.. .
>>648291102
That dude's beard is as sloppy as his voice
>listen to Mine
>pretend she's singing about me
>bliss
>>648292758
as will I
>>648292762
I'm not too bothered by his voice but his beard is pretty pathetic
>>648292762
That's funny, I don't care for his voice either, but he's good on keyboard despite his exaggerated head bobs
>>648292484
I always imagine her spanking me
>>648292596
I do not think so, maybe 1 year but she's back
>>648293274
Really? What have you done that's so bad that you'd need a spanking?
>>648293274
She'd look good using a strap-on on someone (either male or female)
>>648293274
her legs are yum
>>648293125
so kawaii lmao
>>648282630
Basic bitch is basic, pussy is just pussy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuoQNUR1aus
>>648293506
Goddamn, just got in this thread and Taylor's making so fucking horny again
>>648293613
She'll be dominating me.
>>648292596
If you'd like to call it a "break" sure. If Taylor Swift is never handed more music again, what would that be called?
>tfw you're hotter than your supermodel friends
>>648293968
she has some awesome pictures like that. I got a few of them i can post
>>648294179
I don't see how people look at Taylor sexually. Yes she's attractive, but she's more cute and adorable and gives off more of a friend feel
>>648282630
I fucking hate looking at her because she looks exactly like my Ex. I mean, my Ex was the greasiest of sluts with the body of a potato, but the face is fucking spot on.
>>648294457
Retiring? Unless she dropped dead.
>>648294726
I think thats because shes gay
>>648294726
You've never fucked your friends?
>>648290073
You actually do have poor taste.
>>648294482
absolutely adorable
sarah hyland, jessica biel, margot robbie, lia marie johnson, olivia munn. would hack all my limbs off for an orgy with them.
>>648295358
here's a few webms too
Lindsey Stirling, I'd fuck for hours.
Taylor Swift? Limp dick.
Lindsey Stirling can play an instrument.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvipPYFebWc
Taylor Swift? Check out this video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SXqHSPdQyw
Look at the hands.
This thread has strayed slightly off topic
>>648295722
go on , that one's a lil creepy cute tho haha
>>648296620
I also got this one.
and some of them have sound btw so I can't post some of them :\
>>648296762
oh damn, i'll just listen to her voice now, sigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyqemIbjcfg
>>648295737
why do they have to have two back up dancers for their attacks to be successful?
>>648284489
god damn, wish that was my dick.
>>648282630
Is it true that she likes girls?
>>648295737
This
>>648297721
We can hope it is and isn't. ;->
>>648297373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGyPYP2zBI
taytay is cute but nothing special
>>648297721
Shes never flat out said she doesnt, even when she had to deny she was dating Karlie because the Daily Mail outed them
>>648291398
top kek on that gif m8
>>648283692
nah, she's a borderline retard.
>>648282630
fuck off, taylor
>>648283101
killer combo man
>>648300102
This photo will make everyone happy
>>648300727
>I found fuck her fine tall ass
>>648297365
>>648296762
early concerts with her are the best, she's so freakin hot, but a little nervous looking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evRhRCAu2t0
Plebs, make space for the Queen
>>648300622
Heretic trash tier waifu
You are such a fagget, suck my c0ck u ladyboy
She's OK if you can overlook the buck tooth overbite and the penis.
>>648301279
sorry, I don't speak terrorist
>>648282630
ayy lmao
>>648283348
Preach. All of these threads are started by her people.
>>648284458
No she's completely generic and you're way bigger of a fag for liking someone so fucking plain and horrible.
>>648282630
Because she's not hard to understand
Also because she somehow manages to buttfluster people for no reason whatsoever other than pure unadulterated jealousy
I've seen people who knows squat about her shit talk her for 20 minuets just because they heard someone mention how many dudes she's dated.
It's amazing because she can sing, doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone, isn't afraid to tell shitskins to fuck off or make fun of them, and to top it all she's an ex /b/astard so you know she has a sense of humor
>>648301934
> no tits
> slack jawed
> no ass
BASIC AS FUCK
>>648301771
if taytay had a real penis she'd be literally perfect. but I'd make do with her strapon.
>>648302197
>implying someone as famous as her needs "people" to start threads about her.
>>648302346
>she's an ex /b/astard
you can't confirm that.
>>648282630
Dear Taylor,
we don't like you.
Stop creating these threads, please.
Anyone have that photoshopped pic of taylor surrounded by nigger dicks?
>>648301804
This thread is now about the one true Queen Mayberry
