Nicely ask the ghost to get the fuck out of your house. Remember to be polite though.

Blast it with piss

Fap

>>648113578
Fap like that one dude did when he was being bothered by a ghost or something

>>648114199
>>648114271
Fapping goes down on the regular, shit still moves around. So that won't work.

>>648113578
You can try opening all the windows and doors in your house, light some sage and smudge every room telling the ghost it isn't welcome. If not, try fapping.

>>648113578
>>>/x/

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check em

>>648113578
Vacuum that bitch.

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>>648113578
>>648114271

A ghost isn't powerful enough to move objects. What you have is a demon. What it will attempt to do is wear you down. To bully you and make you feel unsafe or fearful. It may start banging things loud in the night to deprive you of sleep. Its goal will be to get you weakened enough so that it might possess you.

To repulse it you must project positive energy, its anathema. Remove all fear from yourself. Put on some music that gets you pumped with positive feeling and confront it. Mark your territory in your home, declare it yours aloud.

If it's attached to a specific object you can try doing this and burning that object. Do not just destroy the object without the aforementioned rebuking though as it will take something else as its vessel.

>>648115296
It's things like i come into the kitchen in the morning and the cupboards are open and dishes are on the floor, the trashcan is out from unde rthe sink, etc. Little shit like that.

Why would you want to?

>>648115574
Sounds more like a raccoon than a demon.

Befriend it and make it scare your friends and shit when they come over.

>>648115574
It's still in the early stages of the infestation. It might start silly and trivial like this or even be a little funny but if you allow this to go on it will become terrorizing you in your own home.

Essentially it is only a sentient entity negative energy outside the physical dimension. Make no mistake though, it will be able to hurt you or those around you if allowed to grow stronger. In the same way it can touch you with its bad mojo you can touch it with your good mojo. Fill yourself with confidence and positive feeling and rebuke it. Declare it isn't welcome and that it must leave immediately.

I would not advise befriending it or trying to bargain with it. In the long run it is out to hurt you.

Los fantasmas (del griego φάντασμα, "aparición"), en el folclore de muchas culturas, son supuestos espíritus o almas desencarnadas de seres muertos (más raramente aún vivos) que se manifiestan entre los vivos de forma perceptible (por ejemplo, tomando una apariencia visible, produciendo sonidos o aromas o desplazando objetos —poltergeist—), principalmente en lugares que frecuentaban en vida, o en asociación con sus personas cercanas. Quienes dicen haberlos visto los describen como siluetas o sombras monocromas, por lo general oscuras o blanquecinas, más bien difuminadas, nebulosas o antropomórficas, de carácter inmaterial y trasparentes, que flotan y pueden no estar completas o no tener rasgos definidos ni rostro; pero también y más raramente aparecen opacos, de cuerpo entero y con apariencia humana normal. Algunos estudiosos relacionan fantasmas y espectros con las esferas de luz u orbes, que han sido filmados saliendo o entrando a través de paredes; en realidad, podría tratarse de rods, artefactos, motas de polvo, insectos o ilusiones ópticas producidas por retrodispersión, pareidolia, apofenia o cualquier otro prejuicio cognitivo.

Using few words: YOU'RE DEAD, ANON.

>>648113578
Since ghosts can't exist I recommend you use your time wiser maybe try

Digging a hole
Cum out of a window

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Why would you want to?

>dont be white
>be a nigger about it
>gtfo outta there

Problem solved

Google how to summon an angel.

Trade your soul for his boipussy

>>648116775
You're smart anon

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>pic explains how to summon angels
Summon
Archangel Michael

Michael is the leader of all angels and his main purpose is to rid the earth and its people of all toxins associated with fear.

In other words, he will rape and mutilate that demon in your house.

>>648118660
Nobody likes you

>>648118606
Op do this.
I think the demon in your house is posting all these manga to provoke real responses.

>>648118606
>1. fist of all
I'm done reading this.

>>648118606
>How to be autistic

>>648118989
Bro if you want that demon out of your house just do it. Just say you want a demon out of your house.

>>648116775

How do you know all this ? Your advice seems very legit . Have you dealt with these before ?

>>648118906
>>648118606
Yeah this demon is a weeaboo and needs to be stopped. Summon.the arch angel and burn all your anime shit in the kitchen.

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OP, summon a djinn/genie, much cooler than Angels.
http://www.spellsofmagic.com/spells/spiritual_spells/conjuring_spells/8082/page.html

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>>648119760
Kana is the spookiest ghost of all.

>>648119841
Die weeaboo demon get out of anons house you are not welcome

>>648116775
You can bargain with demons?

>>648113578

In order to kill a ghost, you must become a ghost.

>>648119696
this. The demon is pretty angsty when I mentioned the archangel. He's probably pissing his pants posting all this anime shit from hell.

>>648119733
What is a genie going to do to a demon?

>>648113578
Baking soda and vinegar diluted in water should do it.

>>648116978
I aint clicking that shit nigger

Try sage. Play heavy metal and dance like a mad man. Like a mosh pit with yourself. Maybe break some dishes and laugh hysterically. The ghost will probably be like, "Oh shit. This dude is insane. I'm getting the fuck outta here."

>>648120193
Give him three wishes only if he leaves the house.
Or you can summon both the genie and the angel, would be pretty funny.

>>648113578
walk around naked, then they will leave in fear of being gay. if they come at you, start to fapp and run towards them screaming "MY BANANA IS WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SHIT HOLE M8!!!"

>>648117589
done and done

Demon weaboo shat his pants when summoning archangels was mentioned.

>>648113578
offer an animal to them. they are in a way like gods, so maybe give them gifts and shit

>>648115296
I imagine some faggot listening to call me maybe, pissing every corner, and burning his xbox one
>>648115574
You have a fuckin raccoon

>>648113578
show that ghost a job application

>>648116978
I came

>>648113578
Jizz

>>648120977
He should offer your dead corpse.

Get rid of it? Are you mad!? Make a YouTube show out of your life. You'll be filthy rich and famous!

>>648119546
A bit. There is more than what we can see.

>>648119983
The only reason you "could" is because it's a sentient entity. That being said I wouldn't try. It understands you perfectly well, it just doesn't care. Don't think of it like a religious demon with horns that wants you to sign your soul away, because that stuff isn't real.

If you attempt to plead with it then you'll be strengthening its hold. It is not your friend and has no reason to obey you. You are just about food to it. Fighting it on its own channel of emotional energy is the best way of dealing with it.

>>648120013
Holy shit

>>648120959
You are not welcome get the fuck out of op's house go be a neet in hell where you belong. Naruto and Sword Art Online are not real. Your manga is shit with unrealistic body proportions and shitty cheaters. Leave demon kun. Get out.

>>648113578
Push him out of the house by eating foods that develop bad farts. Have as much gas as possible and make that fucker leave by stinkin up the place with your farts.. i heard ghosts hate farts..

>>648119546
watch the conjuring
that line is 100% taken from that

>>648113578
Looks like start of funny sitcom, could pitch to fox... Me and muh negro ghost or so ething,

>>648117567
>OP OP OP

>>648121657
weeaboo demon what are your favorite monster girls

Have you tried to Set up cameras to see that its not your crazy ex breaking in your house trying to terrify your ass?

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>>648113578
Use skeletons, they're spookier than ghosts so they'll be scared off.

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>>648116775

Either do that or learn how to dance to the righteous bros. version of unchained melody, brah, and tell The Swayze that you understand, but it can never be between you two.

>>648121273
We have sent niggers to the space and until this date there isnt a fuckin scientific publication about demons, ghosts and imaginary friends

I used sprite mixed with lavender and sage

OP, demons are like dogs. They are wired with dominance. If you are not dominant they won't consider you their master. Treat the demon like a dog. And when the demon has become submissive, quickly summon an angel to kick his ass.

I want this made into a movie. A cute ghost girl doing cute ghost girl things sounds nice.

>>648122360
how many pages in this?

Listen to me OP, unless you recently moved into your house/apartment the thing is most likely attached to you. What this means is that you are it's anchor to this world. You have the power over it. It's goal is to make you feel powerless and break you down until you see yourself as weak enough to be taken over. The best thing to do is to ignore it. Don't think about it, don't acknowledge it, nothing. The more attention you pay to it, the more you let it effect you the more powerful it will become. Just remember that you have the power over it, what its doing now is similar to a toddler throwing a tantrum. Ignore it and it will eventually lose its hold on you and will slip back into its own dimension.
If you did recently move into a new house then its probably attached to the house which means you can just move and be fine.

>>648118993
didnt lose my boner, weak

Op, if you watched the movie Insidious, the dad travels to the astral plane to fight the ghost/demon to save his sons soul.theres guides online in how to astral project, just make sure you're a good hand to hand fighter and you can probably kick the ghost/demon into a pulp.

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>>648113578

Get the hat off the bed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIyhZcGuQKs

>>648122913
;-; it's so bootiful anon....

Who the hell is spamming

>>648122782
You can fight spirits by shoving your spirit into a different existence? Sounds like Fight Club instead with ghosts.

>>648122024
Here is some scientific publication for you.

A human being's eyes have 3 color receptor cones. A mantis shrimp's eyes have 16. That means that this tiny sea shrimp can see colors that you cannot even imagine.

You can't see them yet they are there. Yours is a fault of many atheists that make them just as close minded as any evangelist. There exist things out of the detection senses of human beings.

spook it

>>648123007
A demon. He got pissed off when we explained ghost/demon science and summoning Angels.

Repeat after me:
Aahhn Née Daahh Hee Inn Sahh Nooo Aaahh Meeg Eeesst Inno Soooi Jaaah Ooo Ho Naaa Coo Eaall Nii Ahkk

Trust me I'm a professional

this manga comic is cringy please stop posting

>>648113578
the shit in this thread are all bulshit. search for spiritual satanism. demons are your allies, all they want is for you to be great at stuf for that is the meaning of satanism. I have talked to many spiritual Satanists and they say that the demons are usually good to humans. I bet the demon you have in your house haven't done shit against you. ave satana

>>648123192
What a nigger am I rite

>>648123239
Op, that probably brings a demon army into your house.

>>648123250
Shut the fuck up, I'm reading

>>648113578
Gotta hit that ghost with your dick nigga. If ghosts get hit with a dick they're forced to possess them, then you gotta run outside your house and wank all over your neighbor's house. Then the ghost comes out of your dick, splashes all over the house and it haunts them instead of you.

>>648123270
The movies and exorcisms irl make demons seem like Edgy assholes.

>>648123272

Yup, you're a nigger

>>648119915
Sauce

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>>648113578
go to a psychiatrist and tell him/her that you are hallucinating

>>648123270
What do demons help with exactly?

>>648123868
Have you ever watched a horror movie ever?

>>648123239
and what would this do oh wise one

>>648123785
Moses supposes

>>648123239
Nah nah this is it
Ahhnn Duhh Hee assess nuh aayme eez juh onn seaa nuhh>>648123239

>>648124057

>watch fictional shitplay
>ghosts are now real

kek

No, it is not.

>>648113578

>how to eliminate a ghost in 1 easy step

>step 1: stop believing in ghosts because they aren't real

>>648124290
Are you implying spirits aren't real?

>>648124415
yes

>>648123870
you can give you guidance and help you get the balls to do shit. if you're going to kill someone, you can sumon a demon to help you "do it" I'm not spiritual Satanists, I got this from some friends that are spiritual Satanists so I don't know that much. you can all ways Google it though

>>648124571
/thread

>>648124650
na nigga na, they be real
and the only way to deal with them is to show dem yo dick

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>>648122913
Thanks for the feels anon

>>648124624
Can you actually see them.

>>648124796
you can fuck them

get a vacuum and suck it up

>>648124907
Can they cook?

>>648125004
meth yeah

>>648115234
Who ya gonna call

Get a priest to bless the house

>>648124057
yeah, why?
they are clearly fictional and made by someone. and the ones made out of a true story is over dramatized to be scarier.
thing's in rl that can make you start hallucinating
>bad air
>no food
>no water
>loneliness
>bad food and or water
>meds
>mental decises like scitzofrania etc
>decises in general
>los of blood
if the air is the problem, I think you can sue the land lord or whoever are responsible for keeping the air clean

>>648124787

>black person mashing head on keyboard

>>648124796
think so

ask it to leave, explain to it that this is your house now, and then open a door for it and wait for it to exit.

the house is now yours.

>>648115856
Underrated post, sounds exactly like my pet coons

>>648125823
remember to call it a faggot

>>648125648
na nigga na
i be usin my fingas muh nigga ya feel me dog

>>648115574
dude. you have a animal in your house. call an exterminator

You have a poltergeist. You must wrestle it for dominance to gain its respect. Only then will it leave you alone.

>>648122913
such a bittersweet story

>>648126014

>fingering dogs

That's just obscene...

you have to fuck it
its a dominance thing

>>648126279
na nigga na
u aint feelin me muh nigga
i aint say nutin bout dat fingerin dogs shit yo
i use muh fingers fo typin den i use myh dick on dem bitches ya feel me muh nigga 100

Tell it you have a skeleton inside of you. From that point on the ghost will be afraid of you and leave you alone.

>>648126810
How high is u ma nigga?

>>648113578
Get it to have pity sex with you and then become really clingy. It'll never show its face again.

>>648126891
About a quarter to five.