>>648085892
No. An hero and fuck off

>>648086083
No, I wanna drown in my sorrow

no i want it to kill me

>>648086355
Then drown yourself.

>>648085892

because your gf fucked a thousand niggers while using you to pay for shit?

because you're a hopeless beta that should cease to exist?


Nah, drown in your sadness by yourself. you deserve it.

She cheated on me because she wanted to experience another dick.

I dumped her and she came crawling back, I just use her as a fwb now until I meet another girl

>>648086971
Don't you just hate when they come crawling back with the "I still love you" shit.

My slut ex is with a new guy right now and I/m think of something fun to fuck it up.

Any pro-tips?

>was there for her when no one else was.
>/b/rosb4hoes

>>648087541
Does she still have feels for you or not?

My ex and I broke up. We fucked for a few weeks, she got a BF, we fucked again, and again. She cheated on him several times, she finally told him, he was salty about that subject for months, we still fuck now and then.

>>648087746
Unsure.

I have a new gf now and never asked Slutmantha how she felt

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>3 years ago
>be 16
>fall in love with this asian girl (i have thing for asians)
>She askes me out one day
>after sometime were dating
>get engaged
>broke up week after it
>sold my stuff claiming their her's
that's when i gave up on giving fucks about women. Lesson of the story prostitutes are actually cheaper

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>>648085892
No gf because I am trans
>be 10 and a boy
>11 year old neighbor moves next door to me
>quickly become best friends
>inseparable
>even do home schooling together so we are not alone one second
>always toghether for years
>I secretly battle gender issues
>sometimes during talk I say as a joke to him that I want to see what its like to be a girl
>he never responds
>bottle feelings up a bit
>years pass
>be 17
>parents leave to wedding
>plan to dress up all day
>shave whole body and use moms body lotion
>had a bag of my female cousins clothes I intercepted at a donation bin a few years before
>wash the outfit all nice
>knock at door
>throw on guy clothes
>best friend comes over
>let him in like always
>he goes to my room
>we turn on Vice City and play for a bit taking turns when one gets wasted
>his turn again
>tell him I will make lunch
>had an idea
>went to moms room and finished putting on full makeup and brushing my long hair and using product in it
>got dressed, even with some of mom's jewelry and heels
>felt just happy and a peace
>skipped to kitchen
>grilled some hot dogs
>double checked myself in mirror
>grabbed tray and walked to my door
>I knock
>he says "come in its your fucking room"
>I throw the door open with one foot and I have the tray in my hand
>he doesn't notice me
>I set the tray down on his lap from behind
>I stand back at the door way and tell him to look at me
>his jaw dropped and he threw himself up off the chair
>he looked me up and down and said "what the fuck faggot? why are you dressed like that? take that shit off now or I will never talk to you."
>b...but its me, you friend don't be mean I just wanted to show you the real me
>he got right in my face and punched me in the gut and I dropped to the floor
>he left and flipped the tray of food all over my room

he never talked to me again and moved several states over 2 weeks after the incident
never cried so hard

>>648089160
and now finally I finished the transition to female at 24 years old.

>>648088928
Just continuing your course is all I have then, seeing as you have a gf.

I can't think of anything that wouldn't come off as petty, ya know

>>648089486
Pics/Kik username or it didn't happen.

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>>648089160
I pour my heart out and no one reads it...

I'm sorry to hear that sad story OP.
Pulled my heart strings.
I hope you have moved on and healed as time passed by.

>>648085892
I never got close enough to a girl for that to happen.

>>648089955
I read it.

Trans person story was touching and I hope your wounds have healed and you are better person now. :)

>>648085892
>date psycho annie girl for long time
>break up
>she sucks off two guys behind movie theater
>mad boner fuck her one last time
>she wants me to fuck her bareback
>can't get it in (b.c. annie)
>make her blow me and tell her she should have let those guys fuck her

true story

>>648090405
>and I hope your wounds have healed
kek
my new vagina is still healing but yeah thanks for your response

>>648089955
i read it

you sure are a whiny chick, now post yoru fucking tits bitch

>>648091062
pics

>>648089160
you shouldn't have done that to your friend tho, you should've talk to him first and see were that could lead you

>>648091202
she should have sucked his dick as a guy first, THEN put on a dress

>>648091165
Fucking FAGGOT!

>>648091202
People say that but you know what he was my friend and if he was a real friend he would have gotten used to it and maybe we could have been married by now. All I know is my master plan is to go to his new town and meet him and fuck him without telling him its me, I look 100% different and it can work, I even found out his address and he does not know about my transition.

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Be in love with awesome chick.
Going strong for 6 months.
She hangs out with my pals.
Eventually lets me know she likes one of my friends and wants to fuck him.
I go lol I dont mind sarcastically.
Receive text message one night saying dont come around your pal is staying over.
Worst night of my life she gets fucked.
Ex friend now fucks her for a week and then hooks up with other chick.
Endlessly receive im sorry messages.
Forgive her but tell her damage is done.
Go to college a year later meet an awesome girl. Become best pals 4 years later were engaged and im a happy dude now.
Live around corner from cheating slut she has a child now for some dickhead and she looks fucking awful. Everytime she sees me her eyes water up.
Here is a picture of my fiances big fat ass.

>be 16
>take a liking to this emoish year younger girl
>start dating
>she's retarded, cutting etc his dad beat her
>love her anyways, show her your support and shit
>dont fuggg her though
>thought we are doing good
>later she goes and fucks my Big brother
>hid it from me
>did it again

>>648092343
did you beat her to death and hide the body?

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>>648085892
I like these too, makes me happy that I don't have [spoiler]GF[/spoiler]

ITT: betas and cucks

dated this chic 3 years did everything you can think of. year ago broke up with her fucked her best friend and boss she found out wanted my dick more I said no cuz she had anew boyfriend . something happened at work asked me to pick her up finger blasted her in my car got my dick sucked . boyfriend was at the house saw everything lol didn't have the balls to say anything to me there still together I'm still fucking her brains while hes at work dosent know yet smh women are whores don't trust them

>>648092000
trips tell the truth
but fuck man, you have to understand the weirdness of the situation, all of the sudden seeing your best friend dressed as a woman, that must've been hard for him. He didn't know how to react i guess...

>>648092896
>ITT: 1 confirmed faggot, 2 confirmed niggers, unconfirmed betas, about 4 cucks, and one lurker

>>648093418
>all of the sudden seeing your best friend dressed as a woman, that must've been hard for him
I don't fucking buy that it was hard for him, it was hard for ME

Show pics or video if you fuck your ex friend! Fun for all :)

>>648093680
How do you look now?
>SFW face pic or this is bait

>>648093871
this.

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>>648093871

That is a nice booty!
What's the look you're going for? Curvy and juicy? Or skinny and sporty?

>>648094283
>Curvy and juicy
I wanted to be a thick girl because no one ever questions my gender with these curves

That and more Cushing for the Pushing!!
/lucks lips

>>648094095
Nice.

He won't know it's you.
Nice ass.

You should do something about the mosquito bite breasts. Make them bigger and get larger areolas. Make sure your breasts can move around because if they're static (Barely move and are as huge as Sarina Valentina's tits) you're fucked, OP. He'll know. And he might hurt the fuck out of you once he fucked you and found out.

>>648094283
>skinny and sporty
pls kill yourself

I cheated on my ex a few times with one guy, my ex was fairly abusive (strangled, raped me ect) the guy I cheated on him with seemed nice but he turned out to be a cunt, I regret cheating on him even though he was bad to me...

>>648094468
Get thick voluminous short hair that sort of covers one side of your face diagonally a little bit.

Upload video and pics when you do revenge fuck your friend.
Sharing is caring!

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love never last except for me

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>>648095127
I do have huge areolas
I need to be longer on the hormones and my tits will grow another few cup sizes. Transgirls in porn go off and on hormones to maintain erections and they get fake boobs because going off hormones fucks boob growth

>>648095364
Charity?

>Cheating
>implying they weren't just seduced by better men.

Keep crying though, I'll continue to fuck your girls.

>>648095518
No, sorry..

>>648095514
>Ahhh.

Good luck with your transition.
Hope you get married.

Does cyber sex count as cheating?

>>648089160
im sorry, being trans sucks.

>coming out as trans for first time
>being rejected by the love of your life
>being rejected by the first person you come out to
>never talk to you again

i know that feel. absolutely crushing. taught me to be ashamed.

>>648095729
Sorry about what happened to you.

Don't feel bad. You're free now.

Just hope he doesn't bait some other girl and do the same to her.

>>648095867
you should be tho

youre an abuse of medical science for one purpose: vanity

>>648096019
Meh it's done now, I didn't realise how bad it was until I was out.. I hope not I hope he changes

I dated this girl for 2 years came home early form work going to surprise her pull in to my drive way see three cars at my place ok go in noones in the house hear my girl friend moaning go to the back yard full on orgy 2 girls one being my girl friend and 2 guys I screwam what the fuck ! she starts saying soory I decked her and the two guys go to jail for the weekend get back to my place and the bitch is still there trying to get me to take her back I was like fuck you get out !!!! but she still calls me facebook me and wont leave me alone its her fault I went to jail and her falut I'm gone

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>>648092574
>/b/
>spoilers

>>648095514
you got a nice rack

>>648088952
>16
>engaged

Douche.

Who knows any emo/gothish trans chicks that they know irl and is not taken?

>>648095837
Because if it doesn't I want my best friend back!!

>>648096966
Sexting is cheating, mate

My ex wife cheated on me with her cousin lol fucking laughed when i found out

>>648097082
how do you figure?

>>648097342
that's fucked man howd that happen

What you want more? Cock ride or friend? You can only have one!!!!

>>648097618
he put his penis inside her vagina.

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when i was 21 i had been dating this girl for 2 years, out of anger she screamed she had been cheating
>oh really
tell her to get out, she argues, then begs, then my phone rings and she grabs it
>who is this bitch calling you
was a girl from uni asking about assignment; she screams bullshit/etc and throws my phone against the wall, breaking
>ohhh really
walk over to her, pick her up, take her to the door, drop her on the patio and lock the door. she scream ohh you hurt my toe, followed with lots of begging, then finally leaving.
about a month's worth of her calling and begging, she offers sex. i go over, we have fun b/c she was quite wild, get up to leave, she asks me why i have to leave.
'i have a date' and walk out, b/c fuck her.

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>>648085892
here's one for ya OP
kills me but has a happy ending so far
take it or leave it; it is what it is

>three weeks ago
>be me
>be 24
>have daughter w/ex gf
>we've been talking more lately since daughter was born
>still have some feels but not sure what to do
>invite her and a few friends over for drinks one night
>plan to talk to her about potential feels
>she shows up
>we all start drinking, having a good time, etc.
>apparently I did something to piss her off so she leaves
>ends up sleeping with my neighbor and good friend
>later that night, everyone else goes home
>I was still drunk and drinking more
>I have no idea that she slept with my neighbor at this point
>loneliness stars to kick me in the feels
>I hit the road, just need to drive and get my mind off things
>still no idea how I feel about her but I know there's something there
>forgot my phone at the apartment
>she wakes up to a text I had sent to her the night before telling her that I needed a hug
>runs over to my apartment to give me said hug
>I'm not there
>she calls my phone, it rings, she realises I left it there and starts freaking out
>she thinks I left to become an hero
>I return later and she comes over to apologise
>neighbor talks to me first, apologises
>I still have no idea what happened
>she talks to me and it hits me but I shrug it off
>few days later, it hits me harder
>I break down
>she already feels shitty because she had the feels for me the whole time
>feelsban.mp3
>ff to today
>after taking some time to sort out my emotions, I decide that I wanna give it another shot with her
>she says yes

here's to hoping I survive this one

Kek! Kek!

>>648097699
oh I get how it works I mean why her cousin

>>648090786
What's an Annie girl? Anorexic?

>>648095656
Seduced
>rufied
Better
>rich enough to purchase roofies

>>648088928
BIG ogre sized girl?

Once there was this guy, and I fucked his girlfriend.

Stick this bait up your dick hole dumb nigger

I m 28 had five wives a year ago went to work one day had enough of the bitching between all of them took my car and left Utah live in cail now best move of my life

>>648098567
Partly. They end up coming to me when they're bored and the whole relationship ends up crumbling after that.
They'll call me pathetic and shit like that but the sting in their eye is unreciprocated and infinitely fulfilling.

>>648092000
And trips prove trannies are crazy. Holy shit he didn't approve then what makes you think he won't violently overract when he finds this out?

>>648099401
Well worded, i see you're an asshole but a well read one.
I respect that.
I too am guilty of manipulating the female mind solely for the dual purpose of intercourse and that feeling of "I saw, i conquered, i came."

I've been cheated on, and then I got tired of having my gf suckin random dick. So I decided to be that random dick that other dudes gfs suck.

>>648097843
lol Sounds like a great start to chapter 2.

Fell in love with girl i was hanging out with for a long time. Told her my feelings and we dated for 3 years. She ended up fucking my best friend behind my back.

>>648098710
Samantha from Minnesota

>>648100329
> She's a B cup chubster from Isanti, MN

>>648097843
That sounds pretty complicated man, I hope things work out for you whether with you and her or another person in life

>>648089160
>No gf because I am trans
Stopped reading right there.

>>648100645
same

>>648100216
>manipulating
Woah no that shit is foul. Women are way too mischievous and disgusting for me to pretend or bother trying to understand.
Kinda just do my thang and the occasional skank will slink by and sink her teeth in my dong.

>>648092000
And you know what? This is half the reason I hate trannies. You're already fucked in the head to believe gender is a mental thing, but to think that's okay? To be so incapable of empathy that you're going to fuck with somebody like that? I don't agree with your views on gender, but i could have respected you as a person anyway. But you're clearly a manipulative, lying, selfish cunt, and there's no shortage of trannies like you. On top of your mental condition, you've all got these creepy personality disorders. How can you not see that you lose the moral high ground if you do that? Eat shit.

I'm currently handling this situation over here >>648093057

>>648085892
When the only girl i ever knew who lives in another country stopped talking to me.. suicide :/

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>>648100529
thanks guys, I'm definitely gonna keep my head up

>>648101206
Don't an hero, /b/ro.

>>648092000
>inb4 he goes to his friend's house to kill him

>>648085892
It's not really cheating, but very painful. I learned of this yesterday.
>be me
>have girlfriend that is on and off for coming up on a year
>love her with all my heart, and she loves me
>I took her virginity, she always would tell me how i was the only one good enough for her
>we have a lot of small break ups over the year
>I always couldn't imagine her being even touched by another guy
>This is what always brings me back to her
>Fast forward to yesterday
>I had been losing sexual attraction to her for unknown reasons
>I want to just be friends
>She tells me she has had sex with 2 other guys
>I was her first, but she had sex with her ex and a random guy that gave her his number at where she works
>She had sex with the ex 5 months ago
>fuck
>5 months of being lied to
>5 months of being fucking lied to while looking in my eyes
>No one saw this coming, including myself
>She would always tell me how i was the only one for her
>She tries to justify it by saying she was trying to get over me
>I told her she was a whore and left it at that.
Bros I really need help. I DONT cry, and it is so hard to hold back. Ive never had these kind of feelings before. Please, i have been with you bros for 2 years and posted maybe 3 times. Please help me br/o/thers

>>648101213
Sensei Neko-san?

>>648101057
fuckin exactly. either he's master troll or you're spot on. could argue it's partly his own fault for jumping his friend like that so soon too.
OP if you have any decency you'll understand that using your gender to get revenge like this makes you an even worse person than he was for having a slightly homophobic reaction, but even then you can't blame him for it after you basically flailed your dick in his face and expected him to be cool with it.

>>648085892
>be me
>16
>Meet this girl, talk a lot
>She invite me over, says parents are gone
>go to her room and chill, end up on top of her
>just stare at her for A LONG TIME, make no moves
>she tells me to go

Fast forward 2 months

>Friend is having a party, I invite her
>She says she wants to come
>Tells me she wants to fuck that night
>Night comes, goes well
>She starts drinking hard
>We make out, I forgot condom, leave to go get
>Come back, shes blowing another guy in the bathroom
>Door is locked, I can hear him laughing from inside
>I leave

As I type this out I realize I've never really told anyone before. I guess I felt like a huge pussy at the time, but things change and I'm happy with who I turned out to be. To be honest I think its kind of funny.

>>648101688
>lurk moar
>post moar
>/b/ros
>bait/10
>you got cucked when she got fucked

>>648102033
I hate you faggots lol

>>648089160
>>648089486
>>648089955
>>648095867
no one fuckign cares about your issues because you are a freak. You are biologically not meant to exist. Humans evolved to procreate, not fucking choose their gender. You should die so the gene pool is cleansed.

>>648101950
>but things change and I'm happy with who I turned out to be.

A huge pussy?

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>>648102033
I didnt get cucked btw, that pussy was and has been mine. She got fucked by them once, i beat that shit up for 10 months bitch

so ive been baing my best frriends mom for 4 months last month I got caught by my best friend bangin his sister he was pissed at me told me to knock it off I didn't tell him about his mom. well his mom informed me that she might be pregnant fml cause I was fucking her with out a cap on dumb I know but now she wants to tell my friends dadabout us and shit will hit the fan what do I do iwant to get out of town for a while but I know that's not good

>>648101688
man crying isn't a bad thing, as much as people here might call you a faggot for it. men feel like crying because you're supposed to.
Of course if it's every day and over the top that's bad too, but really if you feel like shit and are always holding it back just let it out man.

As for the actual chick, I can see her being genuine about trying to get over you with other people like that but it's still not cool to not tell you about it since you were still in contact and she obviously knew you were into her.

If you care about here still but know that it's not gonna be fixable just tell her it was a POS thing to do and that YOU need to get over her now and distance yourself if you really want to be friends. Either way, be up front with how she made you feel if you end up having a 'last time' type conversation. That's my 2cents anyways.

>>648089160
>trans
You deserved it fag

>>648102517
easy brosef, we all know you are a tough guy

>>648101397
I know no girls at all.. am a wondering fuckin shadow too shy awkard slit my own fukin throat

>>648101688
Let it allllll out, Anon. It is okay to cry.

>>648101950
lol dude that's fuckin awesome. you should be so happy you didn't get involved with such a whore.
>come back after getting condom
>another guy's dick is in her mouth
toplel

>>648102715
Thank you anon. I have kind of resorted to staying as far away from her as I can... We work together AND go to school together, so it will be hard. I just can't help the thoughts of if those other guys were better than me at sex. Im keking hard thinking that out of everything, that is what gets me. It just fucks me up to think of someone being better at something im pretty insecure about

I just have to learn to love myself again, i relied to much on her opinion

>>648102517
No not really

Like I got a lot of self confidence over the years, dated a bunch, fucked a bunch, met a great girl and got married (I'm 28 now, this story is about 12 years old).

Also, not that I like to judge people, but I have a great life now, and that girl got pregnant at 19 and killed herself so...

...I win?

>>648103064
see >>648103137

Looking back, she was a huge whore...but I still would have liked to fuck her/get blown.

At 16 I probably wouldn't have been smart enough to just get laid and leave. I would have tried to hang on and maybe end up with her, which would have been bad.

Shes dead now

>>648103137
>...I win?

lol Yeah. You do.

>>648101950
Mods mods! Underage channer!!!!

love and hate are really close........ I almost shot my ex, pulled the trigger half a foot from her head. Since then I've given up on all of it, its just not worth it to make yourself that vulnerable to anyone

>>648101950
How it should have ended:
>be anon
>hear laughing
>strip naked
>put on condom
>ram your ramrod through the door handle
>fuck the fucker in the fuckhole
>???
>everyone wins

>>648097342

I was with my wife for 4yrs married for 2. Towards the end she started acting funky as fuck but i was working 12hrs, 7 days a week to pay for all the stupid shit and weekly hobbies she had. By the time i turned 21yrs old i made 60k in a year. I would say 40k was spent on her the rest was bills. (Im simple dont need much) So needless to say i was so tired and didnt think too much into it but i still tried hard for her and did what she wanted and told her everyday how much i loved her. Then she started going to her grandpas house more often than usual and starts hanging out with cousin. By the way this dude has been a jobless felon for the past 5yrs. But one day after the shittiest day and staying late for an extra 3hrs i come home and shes wearing an outfit she had just bought full make up hair all done up and heels on i though she might have wanted to go out for a bit. Turns out she was going to hang out with cousin. I never thought she would be fucking around with him so i just hand her my credit card and go to bed. So a month later I finally had enough of her shit and our marriage was just too broken to repair so we call it quits. 2 days later im taking her to her moms after we pick up divorce paper and she starts saying "its okay if you already have a girlfriend" im just sitting there thinking "its only been 2 fucking days" so i make a joke and said "just because you're fucking your cousin, doesnt mean i have a girlfriend" and her face just lost all color, she went full on fucking pale. So i asked her if she was and she admitted it. I dtarted laughing to hard i had to pull the car over. I could just picture it on springer haha i dropped her at her moms house. Took my credit card debit card and all the money out of her purse and fucking peeled out of there haha im pissed that i wasted so much on her but it seriously couldnt have been a funnier split

>>648094095
nice grandma ass you fat shit

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>>648103128
That's probably for the best, always remember to do things for you, not because you want to get back at her or try to get her to think about you or something. Also the way it ended is less important considering it sounds like you wanted it to anyways, if you really did. Think about if it ended on your terms and you were friends (unlikely based on how you describe) how she'd still be fucking other dudes.

I'm rooting for you anon, times can get tough but at some point you'll look back and be glad you held onto hope and kept trying. Someone in life will make you 1000x happier and really care for you ;o

>>648103888
Any over 27 is a no no

>>648103449
fuck anon, consider yourself lucky. getting a piece would've def been not worth it if you'd gotten invested at all. that's intense

>>648103803
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>>648104062
Thank you. It sucks because i have such great friends, but one of them has never had a relationship and the other one cant imagine it because it hurts him too bad to think about that happening with his own girl... The third friend, is well, shitty.

What is even more shitty is that her friends were texting me, telling me how shitty it was of her, but when someone only half ass helps you, that is a terrible feeling. You feel like you are being taken pitty on.

You have helped me than all of them combined so far, I can not say thank you enough. Maybe good anons exist

>>648101688
yea me and my gf broke up for a week or so, she fucked some guy didnt tell me at all and i found out. not sure how i still feel about it. too scared of being alone...

>>648104791
If this had happened to me, that whore wouldnt be in my life anymore man. My situation already sucks, but this is worse anon. Please drop her, you have these anons for you, you wont be alone. Shitty girls will treat you shitty. If it has happened once, it will happen again. As shown by my experience. You will make it anon, if you got one girl, you can get another.

Self love is ALWAYS key.

>>648092343
His dad?

>>648102513
>Humans evolved to procreate

I was just mulling over how underpopulated our species is nowadays. Scary stuff.

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>>648104712
Np bro, there's a time for corners and a time for honesty. here's to you getting over hoes and climbing up in life

>>648105069
yea i feel you anon. ive been with her 4 years. shits hard imagining being without. and i used to be in shape n shit but now ive put on weight too. scared if i leave then ill be fucked. shits bs

I made a girl cheat last night...

>>648105524
good for you

>>648105459
I might have a plan for you my main anon. 4 years is a hell of a lot of life. But start getting in shape again, make that bitch start LOVING your love. Always remember what she had done to you, and use that as fuel to fuck her into other dimensions. Then, leave her as you are at your prime qt 3.14 stage. Find another hoe, she is heart broke.

2 birds, one 'bone' kek sorry

>>648105886
Well, gee thanks.

>>648105524
guess you don't believe in karma. you will someday though.

>>648105524
Dont feel bad, she is the bad person

>>648106272
he clearly knew it, how do you figure he's in the clear genius?

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>>648106405
Well, he isnt the one betraying someone.
This is why if a hoe cheats you dont kill the guy, you kill the hoe

>>648106253
Not him, but bad things happen because bad things happen. People that believe in karma are walking, talking dildos.

>>648106583
oh please, if the other person knows the person is taken, they're a pos for going along with it too.

>>648106674
not him but you don't have to believe karma is some mystical force. simply put bad things happen a lot to bad people; much more than good people.

>>648106927
Good point.

Although, if it wasnt for the girl going out looking for dick,he wouldn't be a problem. Unless HE went out looking for HER dick

>>648105524
Explain

>>648108105
well...you see, he put his penor in to her vagoo and then milk came out of him.

>>648089955
Nobody gives a shit about your fake story.

>>648108342
>milk came out of him.
*baby batter

>>648089160
Thanks for the laughs anon.

I would greentext a big story but dont have the energy. Basically my girlfriend from when I was 18 - 22 left me for my best friend from highschool. Was fucking hard for a couple years.

Fastforward to the future ... I am 37 now with an awesome job and a 22 year old girlfriend. Been around the world a lot etc...

Move back to hometown because parents old and shit now and needed some help - and my job didnt require me to actually be on site all the time.

Ran into the old girlfriend at a fucking target a few weeks ago. Jesus... She did not age well. She had a kid walking around with her. I avoided eye contact and felt grossed out.

Some women who are drop dead hot in their 20s will not age well...

I felt better after seeing her... like "wtf was I obsessed with all those years? I bet her pussy looks like a meat curtain dragged in sand at this point"

Went home and fucked my 22 year old girlfriend lol

>>648093146
u piece of shit

>>648108342
>The specifics.

Why?

What was your motive?

Why did she cheat?

Did you drive her to cheat on you
or did you convince her to cheat with you?

>>648108834
uh...i was just playing man, not him.

>>648103803
Thanks! Still makes me chuckle.
She thought she won when she got the pride of my life (my car)
But her grandpa gave me mercedes behind her back lol so fuck it!