Illegal/Unethical lifehacks thread
>>648082130
you can kick people in the balls and it hurts them
>>648082464
Where does the "lifehack" come in you daft fuck? Maybe I should kick your little balls for not reading what this thread is about. But you would probably like that wouldn't you, you cunt
>>648082130
press the button on the side of the tv.
>infinite lulz
>>648082696
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I like this one because I'm fat, more money for food
You know at those self checkouts at grocery stores, if you lay something down on the scanner, it'll weigh it. Take a sharpie, black out all the barcodes of what you want to buy, and when they are on the scale, ring em up as a cheap vegetable by the pound. 2 pounds of steak that would normally cost 15 bucks now costs about a dollar, or how much 2 lbs of bananas would be.
>>648083519
I've heard people do this with Magic the Gathering fat packs.
>>648083079
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
>>648082130
sell drugs
>money not taxed
>easiest way to get pussy
>do drugs in the process
just be wary of cops tbh
>>648083079
What do you just copy/paste this on random threads? it's so lame.
>>648083889
New fag
>>648083782
damn, they have card shops with self check out where your from?
>>648083519
just watch out. A lot of stores these days have the resonate circuits that make the theft alarm go off in the barcode stickers and those might not be deactivated by the checkout because vegetables do not have those and must thus not be deactivated
>>648084072
How much does an eighth of an ounce of weed sell for in your country/state?
>>648084118
>>648084140
newfags detected
>>648084281
$40 to $50. in Chicago
If you borrow $100 from a friend and don't pay him back you just made $100.
coming through
not sure fam
im a child molestor
>>648083889
>2015
>being this new
>>648084818
anyone fooled by this is blind or stupid.
>>648084200
>grocery stores
>>648084140
>>648084118
Short on money?
Rob hookers.
- Can't go to the cops.
- Cash business: they'll usually have $500-1,000 in the hotel
- Women are easy to physically control
1. Check her out on TheEroticReview to see that she doesn't have a pimp
2. Call from a burner cell phone for appointment
3. Choke her ass out and ask where the money is as she's waking up and not thinking straight.
4. Take the money, her phone, her laptop.
5. Punch her HARD in the solar plexus to disable her for a few minutes while you leave
>>648082696
you seriously didnt get his joke?
anon come on, also your fucked you just insulted a US Marine
all out
>>648083889
So much new fag I can't handle it >>648084118
Should I run away from home
>>648085424
Thanks anon
>>648084871
>2015
>Not knowing that is also copy pasta
Yep, you sure are new
>>648084951
who is going to read the ingredients list on a student's coke bottle?
>>648085082
lucky; our walmarts don't even sell cards
>>648083889
Get out of here you dumb fucking newfag. Have you seriously never heard that shit before? Fucking retard.
>>648084072
would defs be one of the easiest illegal ways to make money, niggas scared.
>>648085847
Not knowing
>2015
>Being this new
is copy pasta
>>648086101
>>648085847
>2015
>seriously no one gives a shit but you fags
>>648086101
Not knowing
>Not knowing
>>2015
>>Being this new
>is copy pasta
is copy pasta
>>648085121
Yeah bullshit anon
Does anyone know any good gambling hacks that work at casinos besides card counting? The one I go to (and I imagine most now adays) use 6 decks/auto shufflers so that really throws off that system.
>>648083889
A+ trolling
>>648087038
Play poker.... you're not playing against the house, just the other players, so the rules aren't stacked against you.
If you're awesome at poker, that'd be the way to go.
Anyhow counting takes lots LOTS LOTS of practice and money.
>>648084871
hello newfriend!
>>648087510
What about blackjack? I've heard its a pretty easy way to gain if you play right
>>648084118
I noticed that as well.
>>648086314
Can anons confirm this is legit?
I wanna robo-trip, but need to be safe.
>>648086314
Does this actually work? Seems too easy
>>648083889
New copy pasta?
>>648088017
Looks solid to me. Why not be the guinea pig for the rest of us and let us know what happens.
>>648084636
Too bad no one has a fucking Nokia anymore.
>>648088017
it'll hurt your body before you get high
>>648088172
yeah it works but selling a semi lethal drug can fuck you over.
>>648087817
>I've heard its a pretty easy way to gain if you play right
If the odds were in the gambler's favor, the casino wouldn't do it.
> frequent shuffling negates card-counting
> card-counting is a super high skill activity anyway
> small time games with 1-2 decks might be what you've heard about . . . they don't pay a lot
> most casinos will let you bring a sheet of optimal strategies to the table to guide your play. . . even then it's not in your favor
> "Beat the Dealer" was a hit when it came out and the casinos wised up.
>>648085330
Probably a fucking boot.
>>648085999
Your trips are needed elsewhere.
>>648084072
How do I get into it? Just grow weed or something. I make enough money to live but never enough to pay for weed myself so this could come in handy
>>648088017
just chug the bottle, why do all the extra shit
>>648088333
Full house with 8s & 3s
China: 8 is good luck
West: 3 is symbolic of perfection
H: 8th letter of the alphabet-- 88 = Heil Hitler!
You have an excellent post number.
>>648085328
niggers
>>648085637
whats wrong?
>>648083889
>>648085121
want to try this but what program is that they are using?
>>648088017
it's legit
DXM is safe anyways though, only thing you need to worry about is additives like APAP and guaf
>>648084622
Damn, now I just need a friend.
>>648083889
>>648084281
1/8? Get that shit outta here.
1g - $10
1/4o $45-55
1/2o $80-100
1o usually around $160
Motherfucken Canada eh Ontario the great white North-south
>>648090815
Those are similar prices to the legal pot shop 2 blocks away from my house in Seattle.
>>648090815
Faggot
In the US you can get a g for 5 and an ounce for like fifty or sixty.
>>648091095
meant to post this
>>648091214
What would a long press be? 1-2sec?
>>648091176
But just like out beer our weed is stronger too for it has to be to survive in this Canadian climate
>Faggot
>>648083519
>worker walks up to you at self checkout
>"sir, what are you doing?"
>"sorry, I thought this T-bone was bananas"
>>648091176
The more north you live the more expensive it normally is in illinois it is much more expensive than that
>>648091176
And then if you get medical or legal weed its alot more pricy as well
>>648084214
just ring them up as activated almonds, problem solved
>>648082130
Buy a house on a hill. Nignogs and other degenerates hate to climb hills.
>>648089952
Red eye correction turns the pupil black. If you used it like the post says you'll turn her clothing black, not transparent.
>>648092203
This steak is bananas
b-a-n-a-n-a-s
>>648088436
Any phone with a vibrator would work, doesn't have to be Nokia
>>648086314
Not sure if this will work but it won't hurt you. You could extract DXM with an acid/base extraction but it's a shitty drug in the first place.
Plus drinking straight Delsym (or however) is easy, just avoid Guiafenisen and Acetaminophen.
> probably spelled some names wrong, just figure it out
>>648091826
Doesn't work anyways
>>648092203
>>648093218
made me chuckle
>>648084281
Its funny the way everywhere else says amounts. Here, western pa, an eighth is called a cut, which is 3.5. ive never had anyone ask me to sell them an eighth.
>>648085084
Ever since moot left its been open season :^)
>>648091214
ive used this for years, works most of the time living in a smaller town where cops dont walk around using streetlights
>>648092523
>"Medical weed"
Like people on 4chan can afford medical weed
>>648095208
Im actually a medical cannabis patient, in WA. Why is it so hard to believe people on here cant get help?
>>648083079
And i fucked your bitch while you were away but no one gives a damm
>>648083889
NEW PASTA!!!!
>>648084281
>East coast detected
Post an ad on Craigslist saying you will get your dick sucked for a fee. Fans call you, you get dick sucked for $40-$60
Walk out like 15 min later.
Easiest money you will make.
>>648083889
Can't wait to see this on r/4chan tomorrow
>>648084622
Holy shit, you're my old roommate chris aren't you.
>>648093835
Gel caps are where its at newb
>>648096502
yeah
>>648095405
Because in Canada the laws are very strict at the moment, now the Trudeaus' here we don't have to worry but in time y'know?
>>648084818
Or you could just spend a fraction of the time it would take to create this studying
>>648083889
Fucking newfag, go back to tumbler
>>648097119
>tumbler
>>648084818
Did no one notice you molest chidren?
>>648097249
>>648097249
Not knowing how to spell it really only lends him credibility.
>>648083079
OKAY, NOT SURE IF SUPER TROLL OR NOT.
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
>>648096948
But Ive been seeing all over the web how Canada is decriminalizing marijuana completely, is that not true?
>>648085121
kek
>>648097726
9/10 skilled troll
>>648097726
> Newfag
>>648097726
You're just as bad, fucking faggot.
Both of you kill yourselves
Calling anyone on /b/ a troll should result in a ban
>>648097726
Goddamn, what bait are we using?
Two massive faggots in less than an hour!
>>648097726
Who's the newfag again?
>>648097726
Wow no way your this new.
>>648098121
This is some quality trolling.
it's ignorant enough that it deserves a reply for how wrong it is, but somebody might be just that stupid on /b/
>>648083889
>>648097726
I fucking hate this website
>>648083889
You must be a newfag, I think you are on the wrong site, to back to Reddit or some nigger shit like that
>>648097726
I saw this pasta last week. All responses took the bait so far.
>>648098393
>Being this autistic
>>648099031
you're not going to troll me today, office man
i'm the meme master
>>648099300
prove it b0ss
>>648085383
DONT DO, ALL INGREDIENTS MIXED WILL CAUSE AN INSTANT EXPLOSION!
>>648097875
Not really bro, like "Oh look we're doing it, we've done it in just the most populated areas and literally nowhere else".
Like I'm small town, atm though London, Ont. still illegal and I'm grabbing half o's everyweek, can't wait for the future bruh
A thread that had potential for some interesting, useful info has been ruined by a bunch of beta fags getting hard off the fact that someone who not as beta as them isnt familiar with a certain copypasta. I've been here for years and you faggots who think you're the shit cause you're not a "newfag" blending in with your beta b/ros are whats ruining this board.
>>648099300
And how's not getting trolled working out for ya?
>>648099881
newfag
>>648099881
>I've been here for years
>newfags
kek
>>648085330
Booooooooot faggot
>>648100000
>>648099881
not op btw
>>648083079
This is this niggas first night on 4chan xD
>>648100384
>Did someone say nigga?
>>648083889
Ive seen some cringe worthy shit but this faggot takes it. This board is slowly getting over run with this summerfag filth
>>648100001
Fuck your quints hommie
>>648100686
>new meme.jpg
>>648098013
>>648098017
>>648098167
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>>648097726
Fk off new fag, back to reddit with your dik in hand
>>648082130
Enroll in training course, get refund from work, cancel course, get refund from training company.
>>648100873
You like it or nah?
>>648083889
This is new copypasta.
Fresh pasta, everyone! Come and get it!
>>648101021
Wow! You sure outmemed those guys XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD let's be xbox friends?
>>648083889
Newfag alert, newfag alert.
>>648101306
>>648084930
Or you just buy chloroform. It doesn't work like in the movies, but it gives a wicked high when you mix it with diethyl ether and put it in the Whip it cracker. It fucks you right up, and its legal. That's my life hack. If you want to turn it up a notch, just drink a few beers and pop a pill of whatever
>>648101373
But they put in soooo much effort.....
>>648084725
Take a shower, youre filthy
>>648082130
When its your turn to buy weed. Buy 2 ounces and divide into 3gr bags, sell to friends for triple when its their turn to buy.
>>648098510
Im slowly giving up man. Its dying.
>>648095208
i came.
>>648101745
Why 2oz? Why not 1? Or a fkin 9bar. Ffs
Oic, u have lost of friends, that's why u say 2oz
>>648101351
>those guys
>implying you weren't one of them
no class
>>648099881
Kill yourself, newfag
>>648083079
>>648083889
God I can't even tell what's going on.
>>648092203
Or grab an xbone instead
>>648102259
Lurk more bitch
>>648101435
I try
>>648083889
NEW PASTA
>>648102035
>Round 2 Start
>Dubs get
>>648085128
or crush up cherry pits
>>648082130
Toolbox in trunk. Park in long term parking at airport. Arrive on last flight of the night. Go to car. Open trunk. Carry toolbox to in gate of long term parking. Stop to tie your shoelace using the toolbox as a prop. Make sure the gate sensor detects your toolbox as a car and gives you a new time ticket. Return to car. Pay at exit the amount generated by the more recently generated ticket.
Et Viola! You have hacked the airport in probably the only way possible other than any methods involving no gag reflex and drug filled condoms.
>>648083889
HOOOOOOOLYYYYY SHHIIIIIITT
THE NEWFAGGOTRY IS AMAZEBALLS
HAHAHHA
When transporting large amount of drugs use uber of lyft
When smuggling drugs in to a concert or club ect. Tape the content to your taint (area under your ball sack)
You can get away with mail small content of illegal substance by taping it into between the flaps of of the box on the bottom side
>>648102073
That's the largest amount you can buy before it becomes trafficking here. Difference between a fine and serious jail time.
>>648082464
Genius
>>648101306
>newfriend.
And yes.
don't know why i found this so funny >>648084622
Find a partner (hard I know) who is a heavy sleeper. Each night after they go to sleep, slap a nicotine patch on them. Take it off before they wake up.
They will become addicted to nicotine and should they break up with you go through massive withdrawals. If everything has gone to plan they they will associate this shitty feeling with their new found freedom and come back to you.
>>648082130
>>648083889
The troll is strong with this one
>>648084725
You won't attract any sweet ten year old ass if you don't take a shower
>>648103350
That's nice
>>648085328
So much yes. You're the best friend I never had
>>648103798
anyone got the original version of that fat chick gif? i wanna see if he actually gets catapulted or if he just falls flat on the ground
>>648085328
Get sex first. Derp
>>648085330
Haze yourself
>>648083889
History witnessed
>>648083889
The fact that I have to tell all of you that this is a few years old is fucking pathetic. I literally can't fathom the amount of legit newfag you all show. Holy god, am I the only person that has actually been her for about 6 years? Fuck
>>648083079
So hardcore! Luv ya.
>>648103547
For real. I'm going to use the shit out of this
Whatever happened to all those helpful voucher threads?
was wanting to know some life hacks but this thread turned into pure autism
>>648083889
I can believe it, fresh pasta-prospect
>>648106860
>and general stoner /thread
>>648084140
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>>648087040
>>648088270
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>>648090562
>>648095646
>>648096097
>>648096445
>>648097119
>>648098402
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>>648105756
Well, you can tell who hasnt been here long. I fucking swear... im not on here often but shit...I remember seeing this at least 4 years ago
>>648082130
You can make more money begging for money than working.
Just go to an outdoor mall in a wealthy neighborhood and start begging. Smile, be engaging, don't be a homeless guy be a dude who's a couple dollars shy on a way home.
You can pull in roughly 100 an hour doing this well but it's illegal so don't get greedy.
>>648083889
kill yourself newfag
>>648107385
Remember when Aaron Paul read that shit and recorded a voc for /b/?
Yep, neither do most of those posters you mentioned, lol.
>>648082696
>>648097726
You can't make anti-pasta for something this fucking old guys seriously
This is not new lol
3 years at least
>>648083889
holy shit fresh pasta. glad i dragged my miserable self to this shit board tonight
>>648097726
The newfag is strong in this one
>>648083889
>People calling this poster a newfag because they haven't seen this pasta.
>Don't realize that they're the newfags
>>648109184
This one works.
>>648084538
Lol for the bullshit maybe. 60 in the burbs (sealed medical)
>>648083889
From this day forth, this will be the new answer every time I see navy seal copypasta
>>648085330
Go kill yourself if consider that humorous.
>>648083889
Doesn't get it...
>>648108403
>fresh
I don't know whos trolling anymore
>>648085328
A lot of bitches have guns or have someone nearby for protection.
>>648085383
these are shitty, plus if you dont melt it it will fuck your shit, do not reccomend, high school tier shit
>>648109090
this jfc
>>648107385
well damn. it must not have been in use much because i can't find it online like anywhere
this https://web.archive.org/web/20150818213059/http://halcy.de/kopipe/index.html.down is the largest archive of copypasta i know of and theres nothing about it there. so its either new pasta, rare pasta, or vintage pasta.
either way nice to have some pasta to spam that hasnt already been spammed to death
>>648084636
Badass clock you invented right there
>>648083079
>gorilla
Nigger.
Go door-to-door with a donations tin for the retarded.
Technically you're not lying.
A friend of mine is poor and she needs to get a notepad laptop, while I need a flash drive.
Can anyone help with a situation in which she or I can receive them for free?
I'm not poor but I do not receive my own income (as of late)
>>648083889
NEW PASTA
>>648107385
Bro. Just because we don't spend our entire lives here doesn't make everyone a newfag...
>omfg guise this fuckin newfag doesn't have every single 4chan post memorized! What a fuckin' newfag! Get a load of this guy!
>2015
>not memorizing every 4chan post since 2003
Fuckin newfags
>>648083889
>>648084118
>>648097726
>>648100384
>>648102259
Look at all these fucking newfags
>>648112256
>Thank you true anon
>>648091214
Lol
>1232123
Nice b8
Let this /thread die you fucking samefagging summer cunt
>>648082130
>Unethical lifehacks
Post something sappy on Facebook that everyone will reply to with "Oh, this is so true!" and "yes!" "I agree with you"
Then go back and Edit your post to say something vile like "When you think about it, Hitler was on to something"
>win
>>648112790
Thats a good one
>>648112417
>taking b8 this hard
>>648083889
careful honey ur autism is showing
>>648083889
NEW PASTA BROS
>newfags actually good for something
>>648082130
WARNING DON'T CLICK THIS PHOTO IF YOU'RE NOT READY TO MOVE UP!
>>648083889
That's one original pasta you got there m8
>>648097726
>>648083889
It's a copypasta dude. Google "Navy Seal Copypasta"