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>>647939666
HAIL SATAN!
>>647939849
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!
>>647939849
Shepard...
>>647939849
Shepard.
>>647940120
>>647940122
1 second apart hivemind
>>647939666
satanic trips!
>>647940238
Inklings are sexy. Do you want to fuck?
>>647939849
NO!
SATAN IS A REAPER.
>>647940039
>>647940120
>>647940122
>>647940431
FUCK YOU PRAISE THE DARK GOD
>>647940238
>>647939849
newfags
>>647940120
>>647940122
>>647940163
Best part of the Citadel DLC. Very nearly the best part of 3 full stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj6iDczCDOI
>>647940656
>
>>647940366
sure why not
>>647940862
I wasn't planning on fapping tonight, but then I saw this.
Post more inkling lewds please, I'd like to cum.
>>647940960
'inklewds'?
>>647940828
STANDIN' BAHY
>conducting survey
Would Konata be a good character to erp as?
>>647940960
k
>>647941189
[byoo byoo byoo]
COMPLETE
>>647940238
I was driving when posted about your new deck build, but then the thread 404'd. I think you said it wasn't going well?
>>647941275
Hot
More
______ is worst ERPer.
>>647941189
>>647941370
You trying to drive me boner mental here?
>>647941486
Trixie
>>647941253
Post a picture you dumbfuck weeaboo
>>647941392
>posting on 4chan while driving.
I sure as hell hope you don't live anywhere near me.
>>647941275
>>647941392
i still havent tried it in my locals
>>647941486
>Anon is worst ERPer.
>>647941518
faiz belt best belt
>>647941486
I am the worst ERPer
>>647941609
>Hello, my name is:
> worst ERPer
>>647941486
Colin....
>>647941535
highlight the text, rightclick > "Search google for 'Konata'" you lazy fucking neckbeard
>>647941669
Nah, you fuck alright.
>>647941757
cbf
>>647941486
inkling.
doesnt even erp tho tbh
>>647941823
then I don't give a shit about your opinion. If you can't muster the energy to move your fatass, Cheeto dust covered finger to google something you're definitely one of those one sentence ERPers.
>>647941657
>not wizard belt
do you even shabadoobie
>>647941926
it doesnt surprise me people say this
>>647942162
I'd ERP with you but I'm too tired for that now.
Just fapping to your images, if it makes you feel better.
>>647942135
>tfw even the show itself started cutting that shit out towards the end
>>647942111
u want sum fuk?
>>647942291
its something
Is sonico still lurking?
>>647940828
why is there a fucking kamen rider in the ERP thread.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>647942527 #
Oh
Hey Colin
>>647940862
Why don't you start by getting those clothes out of the way?
>>647942668
Mhm.
Nice webm btw.
>>647942783
how may i help you
>>647942814
Only because shitposting.
Or am I meant to say something about JUSTICE here?
>>647942824
I'm not Colin. I just found your response funny because it's true
>>647942911
I just wanted to say hi.
>>647941486
Junko
>>647941543
Eh, I actually posted before I started, I was at a gas station. I should have elaborated I guess.
>>647942952
>justice
>not erp'ing about the wizard ass
I'm back, bakas
I wish I saved my ERP last thread. Didn't think about it...
Now, I can't find any archive for it...
Either way, while I do some work and stuff, I'll continue posting lewd Cirnos
>>647941570
I gotcha. So whatca up to? Besides ERP I mean.
>>647943214
If that one guy who really enjoyed it capped it, I'd love to DL.
who's ready for an EXTREME dicking?
>>647943116
Would totally be up for some suited action.
>>647942035
To this day that still is my favorite Splatoon pic/gif.
>>647943248
Isn't it just wonderful, these threads?
>>647943318
I could use one.
Who wants to come on an adventure with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gfxpDx9KZU
>>647943116
god damnit Beast you will never be the magical girl
>>647943310
>implying it was worth screencapping
I'm hoping Minha shows up before I have to bounce.
>>647943318
does XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEM form have two dicks
this is vital info
>>647943427
Life is rad.
ERP is icing on the cake.
>>647943519
Eh, oh well.
I liked it. I just derped and forgot to screencap before rushing off to the bathroom.
>>647943541
Minha and the other circlejerkers got BTFO.
>>647943704
So... how goes the path?
>>647943755
It wasn't even ERP, you were just posting bullshit.
Who the fuck let /m/ out of their cage?
>>647943756
How so?
>>647943755
Bathroom is my fetish. Tell me about it.
>>647944070
/pol/ probably
>>647943849
Long and hard, bby. The Path is long and hard.
>>647944122
Eh, honestly, I actually had to use the bathroom, not "use" it.
I'd had a fuckload to drink and eat.
Not really that sexy what happened next.
>>647942836
how do i look? the inkling says, as she begins to walk towards to you
>>647944630
dude thats like, one of the most common non-"vanilla" fetishes there is
>>647944748
"How do I look?" The Inkling says, as she begins to walk toward you.*
>>647944748
" THATS A SPICEY MEAT AH BALL"
>>647944379
Thats nice to hear
>>647944803
Yeah... I was hoping it was misinterpreted, though.
I'm not discussing how I took a shit.
>>647942545
I want Erica to berate me and bully my dick.
>>647944748
"You look absolutely delicious!"
*he can feel a bulge straining against his pants as the inkling struts her stuff*
"The things I would do to that body..."
>>647945193
You sat on a toilet while your asshole dilated, your colon went through spasms, and then you oozed out a big, brown and green log of chunky food matter. The stench was atrocious, and bits floated in the toilet even after you finished your shit.
>>647943217
nothing really, just chillin here
>>647943376
>>647945305
She does not ERP, I am sorry.
>>647945172
You are up quite late, my friend.
>>647945312
"You look absolutely delicious!"
He can feel a bulge straining against his pants, as the Inkling struts her stuff.
"The things I would do to that body..."*
>>647945406
Sure, man, whatever floats your boat... =/
>>647945651
you're going to be replying to every fucking post if you're going with that shtick today
>>647945662
It doesn't, but I don't care at this point. You people are annoying as shit, and that cunt looks like a coin slot, not to mention how over-sized it is.
>>647945448
I gotcha. Well I was hoping to run into Minha tonight before bed. But eh, apparently she got btfo.
Shot in the dark, but want to bang? If not no worries.
*opens the door*
Its me goku
>>647945812
I gotcha. Well, I was hoping to run into Minha tonight, before bed, but...eh, apparently she got BTFO.
Shot in the dark, but want to bang? If not: no worries.*
>>647945810
> You people are annoying as shit,
Is this your first week here or something?
>>647945312
"why dont you come here and taste it? its all your tonight anon"
as she keeps massaging her body, waiting anon to free his buldge
>>647945810
Well, I assume it was supposed to be perspective.
However, I don't really care if you find it annoying. There's 99 other threads you can fuck around on, so why not do so? Clearly, you're masochistic.
>>647945893
Fuck off goku stop coming to my house uninvited
>>647946127
"Why don't you come here and taste it? It's all yours tonight, Anon."
She keeps massaging her body, waiting for Anon to free his bulge.*
>>647946116
>>647946134
Looks like the mods missed some faggots when they dropped the hammer.
>>647944070
>he doesnt want to make sweet love to a Veritech VF-1 Valkyrie
>>647946116
Who's that character?
I thought she might've been Rena at first.
>pic
>>647945812
minha? whos that? besides i alredy started, idk if the other anon wants me to (because doing many erps at a time can kill the mood sometimes)
>>647946485
Armored sex is the best, don't deny,
>>647945997
>> If not: no worries.*
Couldn't you also write it like this: "If not, no worries."?
>>647943556
No only one but it's the combined length and girth of two Japanese girlymans's.
>>647946426
>mods
>implying there's anything wrong with this thread
>implying you're not the only thing wrong with this thread
kekity kek kek
>>647946698
You can't even keep up the mood with one ERP. Stop trying.
>>647946830
>filename
LETS
GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT
THE HUNS
every time
>>647946698
>>>647945812 (You)
>minha? whos that? besides i alredy started, idk if the other anon wants me to (because doing many erps at a time can kill the mood sometimes)
Minha is a really cool and cute native chick from Brazil I think. No worries, I gotcha. Maybe next time, ya?
>>647947070
No. People pointing out how shit you are isn't bait, it's just people pointing out how shit you are.
>>647946169
What the fuck did you say to me you little faggt my name is goku and i hate every single one of you i drink vodka and redbull and i wear a komodo and speak japanese anytime i can but i rarely get a response and go commit sugoku faggot.
>>647947086
oh now i remember
>>647946523
I think her name is Ryona but she is an oc of aosora
http://www.pixiv.
net/member.php?id=234068
>>647946127
"If you're offering, how could I refuse?" He says with a smile. His belt buckles comes loose as his pants fall, his underwear following soon after. His engorged prick is on full display as he approaches the Inkling. "Let's see how well you handle a cock."
>>647947213
ken-sama pls go
>>647947213
FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE POPO YOU FUCK
>>647947401
"I'm a thirsty neckbeard, how could I refuse?" He says, with a smile. His belt buckles come loose as his pants fall, his underwear following soon after, with his self-respect following. His engorged prick is on full display, as is his terrible choosing in phrasing to describe his penis. "Tell me, how can I sound like a creepy rapist for you today?"
>>647947337
Oh, ok.
I thought she might be from an anime
>>647947553
>not wearing one of these bad boys
Do you even "collect" the "dragon balls"?
reparted
>>647947249
Ya, she has a distinctive look.
>>647947618
Thirst is real tbqh fam
>>647947711
repartee'd
>>647947715
>Ya
Did your parents drop you, as a child, or did they smash your head against a brick wall?
well what is this little thread here?
>tfw you add someone on skype from these threads and they turn out to have the personality of a fucking wall.
>>647947553
Wish me luck!
>>647947598
Fuck off or else ill use my firebending jutsu
>>647947847
Aww, yet another vapid moron come to join us!
>>647947868
You didn't expect that? You're probably not much better, anyway.
>>647947868
kek, was it clown
>>647947868
Gotta dig through a lot of rough to find a diamond, friend.
>butthurt IRCfags
>>647939666
WRONG BOARD POST IN ANIME
>>647947819
repatriated
>>647947976
Oh look, a piece of plywood calling a stick: 'wooden'.
>>647947847
To be curt, it's a place to bone
>>647947868
>tfw you find someone to do a scene you've wanted for ages in these threads
>tfw they can't write a single post any longer than either of these greentext lines on their own
>>647947976
not sure who that is. It was just some random guy I wanted to finish an erp session with.
>>647948035
i don't even want a diamond. anything more than a fucking rock would be perfect.
>>647948329
What scene is that?
>>647947834
Nerp, never meated them. But its OK because I is happy. Yous now?
>>647947945
Hey, who you calling a moron, moron?!
>>647948285
Well, that sounds fun. Doesn't seem to be a lot of that happening here though...
>>647948540
You should stop posting. Apparently, it's rude to put retards on display.
>>647947401
"ive had quite expierence with these" she says as she puts anon´s cock between her hair and begins to rub it "im gonna make you empty your balls tonight"
>>647948625
I'm calling you a moron. Not the character, but you, the poster behind the character, the one wearing the character as a skin so that you can fap with other neckbeards while putting so little effort into your posts, that even a kindergarten student could write it better.
>>647948625
So why don't we set an example?
>>647948769
I want to ERP with a cute Kindergarten girl.
>>647946822
I want to kiss her.
>>647948694
"I've had quite experience with these," she strokes out as she puts Anon's cock between her tentacle hair, spazzing out and rubbing along because of her retard seizure. "I'm gonna spew some cliches now. Balls!"
>>647948920
marie > callie
>>647949101
I definitely agree.
her hair really does it for me.
>>647948329
>>647947868
What? No good ERP experiences?
>>647948466
>tfw found a goddamn diamond
Keep looking and godspeed.
>>647948657
Is it though? I mean, they advertise the Kardashians and any other pop celebrity with no issue. You right really well BTW. Were did you learn that?
>>647949185
did you find them in these threads?
>>647949185
>>tfw found a goddamn diamond
>implying
>>647949351
Sexy as hell
>>647948694
"Well, this is a new one." He shudder as his member is enveloped by her warm, slimy tentacles. He presses her hands together firmly as he guides her feelers up and down his shaft, feeling a pressure growing from his balls.
>>647949665
Looks lickable.
>>647949614
"Your epilepsy intrigues me." Stuff happens to his body and he fucks his hair, and there's pressure in his balls, because despite how he's explaining everything else, he decided to put that he was about to cum in more 'poetic terms'.
>>647948329
>he doesn't get off to "roleplays" that might as well just be single-emoji posts
... Is there a "cock" emoji yet?
>>647949832
8==D
>>647949758
You're pretty good. I want to fuck you next.
you seem to have caught me in an... embarassing situation. excuse me while i put on something a little less revealing. *blushes*
>>647949910
That's ASCII art.
>>647949910
I meant these fucking things. The ones that iPhone users love as though Apple invented the very idea of image macros, just like every other thing Apple "invented".
Someone wants to join?
>>647950079
Yes, I have caught you in an embarrassing situation. You decided to post a shitty opener on 4chan. How shameful.
>>647948625
It haas been slow.. well. We can speed things up, no?
-pinching the hem of your thigh high sock, I give it a little stretch upwards before releasing it with a playful snap. Then, leans in with one arm supporting itself beside you as a ways of cornering you as i hover my lips a brushing down your neck-
>>647950157
Sure, I'd love to join in on being a slave to an ultra-violence 'domme' who expects to be worshiped just because.
>>647950285
this guy is still here complaining about doms? jesus christ
>>647950190
-it's no longer 2003 but I still choose to put my shit between hyphens. At least I don't just start shoving my dick against your cervix and expect it to feel good-
>>647950157
Yeah i would love that.
>>647950433
nah man my japanese mangas have taught me girls love having heavy internal bruising
>>647950381
>mfw retards who can't tell the difference between a dom/domme and an ultra-violence psycho, or Gary Stu/Mary Sue 'worship me because' character
>>647950433
that's the best you could come up with?
>>647950433
I suppose thats a compliment
>>647950596
What, you want me to put effort into insulting posts which display none of their own?
>>647950564
The sad part is it's usually the "dommes" themselves who don't know the difference.
Hi anons.... how do i look? mewww
>>647949417
No. I had to go searching. Good luck!
UR FACE IT BORES THE CHILDREN AND THE GODS
>>647950675
Like an actual retard. I'm not even kidding, I would feel bad making fun of you, as you didn't get to choose your chromosome count at birth.
>>647950662
That's exactly what you've been doing. Well, I should say trying to do.
>>647950505
And they also love having the cock somehow penetrate through that fucker.
Although with how absurdly huge porn artists draw dicks I guess in their universe they'd have to get used to that.
>>647950675
Very nice. Would be complimented better by a dick.
>>647950079
"Leave it", he replies as he makes his way onto the couch and takes a seat behind you, "Tell me, what were you watching?"
>>647939666
I just finished watching this anime. Honestly one of the worst things I've seen
>>647950157
I would love to join in, mistress. How may i serve you?
I blame you faggots for chasing off that stocking!
>>647950795
No, you shouldn't say anything. There has been little effort put into it, though that's markedly more than the posts show. See, I actually have to take a second to think about how to twist the original words to show the truth behind them, rather than just pound on my keyboard with one hand while I pump my dick raw.
Speaking of:
>>647950927
"Leave it on," he replies, as he walks over to the couch and sits behind you, as if acting like a control freak will somehow make him a dominant individual, force you to submit to his will, and give some thin veneer of pretext to the badly-written smut to come. "Bend over for me. Wait, no, we need to make conversation first. What's on the telly, Rose?"
>>647951024
why did you finish if it was so bad
>>647950747
its just that i am not that smart.... i am only 15 and a blonde .... and i was told i was gonna be given some ear warmers if i posed like this wearing these clothes..
>>647950835
lewd anon! i am calling the cat cops
>>647951087
huhuh. this guy..
>>647951272
>and i was told i was gonna be given some ear warmers if i posed like this wearing these clothes..
Okay, you can stay, that was kinda funny.
>>647950927
"Just some tv!" She said nervously, her hands quickly covering herself up. "Why are you even in here, i thought i locked the door?"
>>647951272
>cat cops
Not gonna lie, I'd watch that show.
>>647951063
Everyone got chased off.
>>647949614
getting constant dcs anon, i fear ill have to leave
>>647951442
"Just some TV!" She said, but it was nervous, and not an exclamation as you may assume from the punctuation provided. She covered up, maybe because you're a complete creep. "How'd you get in here? I should be calling the cops, but first I have to find out if I'm a complete fucking ditz or not."
>>647951476
Shit happens tbqh fam, maybe another time.
itt: wizards
>>647951476
>>647951664
This would have happened anyway. Don't know why I bothered with Inkling x Anyone, since he's notorious for abandoning early with some excuse.
Probably needs to get sleep before school starts in the morning.
>MFW this thread
>>647951815
but its friday
oh wait i am in the future
>>647951149
How many times have you had to say that to your boyfriends?
>>647951946
Let's destroy it together, Yuno.
>>647951815
What you gonna fuck me in the ass? Is that what you mean?
>>647951149
I had hope. I thought it would get better. I was sadley mistaken
>>647951087
What your doing doesn't take much effort at all either. It's actually much easier to "twist" someones words than to move a scene along.
I don't expect you to understand that, though since your head is so far up your own ass.
>>647952038
I'm down. Grumpy af I didn't get me that angel ass
>>647951969
How's the next 18 hours looking then?
>>647948065
ultra new fag
>>647952204
I want to be fucked by Cirno with an icicle dick.
>>647952252
mostly like inventing new swear words because the old profanity just isn't cutting it when dealing with the tax office as a Sole Proprietor
otherwise nothing of note
>>647951442
Slight amazement of her cognitive skills soon turned into mild depression as he pondered how human race had managed to survive this far turning his face into a frown.
"To watch TV, this is still my living room", he sneered as he began to loosen the tie around his neck and unbutton topmost buttons of his shirt
>>647952063
Pic related.
>>647952140
Oh, yes, pacing is so difficult. Wait, no, it really isn't. See, what the problem is with the so-called ERPs in this thread: none of them have any idea of how to pace. It's either all too quick, or all too slow; too many details are skipped or expounded upon, depending on the players; far too often, you're left with a pair of stuttering autists, wondering how to interact their characters with each other - that is, if you can consider their characters as separate from the players. Did you know that a lot of the ERPers in these threads are either playing expies of themselves, or just some flimsy cardboard girl that has no personality beyond 'My player wants to fap, so fuck me, I'm a slut'?
>>647951982
Too many.
>>647952129
Rough stuff
>>647952414
I'm not even going to rewrite this, as it's gold on its own: here, we have the moron, in his vain attempt to inject humor into a scene after being harshly criticized, make himself out to look more foolish.
>>647952532
tl;dr
>>647952704
Yes, reading is difficult, I know.
>>647952556
must be one hell of a spell if he doesnt know if its a summon or a regular cast
>>647952532
Don't tell me you're the same guy that complained that people weren't describing the tiling of the floor or what color the fucking walls were. It's not even worth replying to you if that's the case
My wife left. I am out this thread
>>647952692
Feel like saying it one more time?
>eyebrow wiggle
>>647952532
Reminder that this is /b/ and threads 404 if left untouched for 5 minutes.
>>647952878
Oh, I'm very glad you remembered that rant, but you missed a few details. I wouldn't expect an eye for detail around here, so that's fine, but next time:
Please, do pay a little more attention.
>>647952945
Reminder that unless you're OP, taking a moment to post a picture or short sprawl will bump the thread.
>>647952532
agreed let it die along with all good anime, attack on titian is shit, sword art online is shit, ,hack is shit everyone who makes current anime hates it because they make no money making fan fair bullshit and not making what was good about anime, ultimate gore, incest, insane fight scenes>>647952532 shit like this and people who like it destories anime for everyone who really did like it, thanks to u stupid fucks who like these thread we will never get another prince mononoke nor spriggan nor vampire hunter d nor desert punk nor shit the list goes on and on
>>647952930
What? Too many or rough stuff?
>>647952250
it would be in character for Stocking to not put out
>>647952945
Like my cock?!
>> As in similarities, not observe my genitalia
Then I better get improvisational here
>>647953087
If I call up some of my friends I'm sure we'll get you to say both.
>>647953043
Yeah, I couldn't mistake that air of self-importance you have.
>>647953078
Can you explain to this dip shit why we don't get good animes anymore, I don't understand.
>>647953374
kek good times
>>647952878
>replying
Newfaggot
It's amazing how efficient it is to dismantle these threads by taking a few moments to enumerate, in all the ways, roleplayers' flaws as they're playing. So much better than spamming scat, or catty little phrases.
>>647953554
There's a big difference between self-importance, and speaking from knowledge on a topic.
>>647952341
>cirno
>even having any fucking clue what she's doing
>>647953637
>trolling on /b/ is easy
Thanks for the newsflash, dipshit. Here's your attention.
>>647953644
Makes it even better
>>647953786
tbh it's the only way I can see an RP working with her and not just using the look of the character
is her insisting she's fuckin awesome at sex too without knowing what she's in for
>>647953388
Those dubs. My buds. They tingle
>>647950675
If he actually spoke cat he might have answered her question, but alas he did not.
"Bugger off cat, I already gave you some milk. I need to get these papers done by tomorrow"
>>647953958
desucake is just that powerful
>>647953628
no good animes cause u make japan anon with fanfair anime and selling little trinkets studio ghibli is ready to close doors, keep up then talk ps i run dubbedanime.net
>>647953722
Oh, I assure you, it's an unintended effect. Not one that I mind, as these threads have devolved into a disgusting circlejerk of personas rather than a place to work in a scene or two anonymously. Trust me, if I were one of the more popular faces, there would be less hostility toward my sentiments - maybe even some cheering.
>>647953958
>>647954039
sigh.. well dangit, I can't be havin This caliber of lawsuit
>>647954228
You speak of your own community, not this one.
Your assurances are appreciated.
>>647954228
>Trust me, if I were one of the more popular faces, there would be less hostility toward my sentiments - maybe even some cheering.
Okay, I'm convinced this is bait now.
>>647954511
>Okay, I'm convinced this is bait now.
Found the circlejerker.
>>647954070
>u make japan anon with fanfair anime and selling little trinkets
But I don't... And I don't know anything that's why I asked. I watch anime that interests me now and then and I don't follow much of it.
>>647954511
nah thats a verifiable fact of avatarfag groups
i've seen it happen myself, hell i've tested it myself
something said by a known avatarfag is reacted to far differently than the exact same thing said by an "anon"
[x] Rape the baka
Any chance I can baka before this thread dies?
>>647954999
What the fuck kind of cake would lure an angel out..?
the problem is its all ruined hot topic and all that stupid shit ruined it,people say they like anime and u ask them what kind, they say attack on titian and u name forty popular ones then they say i dont really watch that much anime i just like it,,,,the problem is the culture people mistook it for, we arnt loners who watch anime, newfags are, we had a group that was ecliptic from druggies to football preps,loners took it over thinking we were loners too, we never were
>>647954778
>>647954228
Oh, I completely misread what he typed. It's 4 am here, okay?
Yeah that's true, I don't even care anymore. He's probably helping at least one person improve on their writing. I don't know why I'm defending them, I get extremely frustrated when trying to ERP here too.
>>647955178
Wait, heh?
The wording here is confusing.
Is this primarily a complaint about those people you mentioned who only saw maybe like 3 anime?
