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ERP Thread

ERP is Erotic Role-playing.

*moans fuckingly*
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Dear Diary.

Today I went into an ERP thread to get my ass pounded by a horny anon...
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new thread more fun times!
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>>647424041
Anon's Log, 20.10.2015:

Today a woman came by. She had black hair, pale skin, and her tits were fucking terrific. She was looking for something, kept licking her lips while she was staring at my crotch. I finally mustered up the balls to walk up to her and proposition her. Couldn't keep my eyes off her cleavage, or her stockings. Wish I had, those lips were to die for, and her eyes were pretty too.

"Hey," I said. "What brings you here? You want to hook up or something?"
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Obligatory "If I don't like it then it's a shit fetish" post.
Obligatory "Oh look avafags" post.
Obligatory ">>>/IRC/" post.
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>>647424349
Oh great, more blowjob scenes.

Hey, it's some more avafags.

>>>/irc/
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>>647423868
artist?
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>>647424479
http://iqdb.org/?url=http%3A%2F%2Ft.4cdn.org%2Fb%2F1445337529268s.jpg
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>>647424260
>The girl beamed, looking up from her diary, her expression almost disbelief.

"Oh, do I?" She licked her lips again, and stood up against you. Her midriff exposed, she pressed her body against yours as her long arms found their ways around your shoulders and neck. "I would simply LOVE to." She beckoned. "Anon, please be really, really dirty... As dirty as you like..."
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Ok we've got people at least trying, a couple of people having that same fucking pointless argument as always, and someone asking for source on an image they could've just googled. What are we missing?

Oh, wait.

*knocks on door*
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Back again from last thread!
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>>647424705
Femdom is shit and I don't like it.
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>>647423868
That's not a leek though. That's a spring onion
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>>647424670
He hadn't expected this sort of enthusiasm, but relaxed in her arms easily as she pressed against him. From zero to throbbing in five seconds, his cock bulged out from his pants against her hip while she brushed up over his body. "Dirty, huh?" He chuckled, and finally did something more than pop a boner against her. His hands moved up her back - toned, he pinched his fingers over her lats with a shiver. "Do you mean, 'cum all over your face and leave your eyes plastered' dirty, or 'piss all over me and spit on my nose' dirty?"
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>>647424913
>>647424705
avatarfags are the cause of and/or solution to all the threads problems
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Ascended super shitposting.
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>>647424957
"Hmm..." The black haired girl wondered. "If you want to peepee all over me you can, Anon~" She winked. "But otherwise, I do like myself some warm sticky cum~" The girl continued. As your boner sprang up, one of her hands retreated down from his neckline to massage the Anon's special visitor through his pants. "I'm such a whore, Anon... Just use me however you like~ and then pass me on~" Her words rolled off her tongue like slow, sweet syrup.
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>>647425308
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

[going AAAAAAAAAAA for 10 straight goddamn minutes intensifies]
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>>647425334
"That part was just a joke, you know," he chuckled, running his fingers over her shoulders. "Still, I wouldn't mind covering your face with a sticky load." As her fingers rubbed across his throbbing dong, his back stiffened just a little, before he covered up the motion with a clearing of the throat. His hands brushed back down over her back, then to the curve where her ass jutted out, to cup her firm cheeks and grope them in a tight grip. "Even better, I think I'd like to make a home for my cock inside you," and he was getting into it now, rolling his hips up to her massage and drifting his lips closer to her plump, cherry-colored flesh, "Maybe your cunt, or your ass. I'll leave it up to you."
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>>647423868
*whispers in ur ear in the sexiest voice you can imagine* GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>647425788
*cums immensely*
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>>647425589
[still not seeming like it makes any difference to fighting capability other than giving stupid hair and neanderthal brow]
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>>647424883
How'd the dinner go with your "2d waifu"?
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>>647425881
The 'battle aura' does make a slightly different noise, too. Don't forget that.
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>>647425916
Kinda got cut off hahaha.
Besides my piss poor punctuation... not bad.
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>>647425676
"Oh yes, Anon, there's a nice home for your cock down there..." She giggled, her perky rump in your hands. "Would you like to explore the property? I can open the door for you..." She moaned playfully and licked the Anon's neck. "Please," The girl whispered as she lifted up her skirt, and slowly slid down her pristine, silky panties. "I'll just open this door up..." she continued, preparing herself. "Open the door... step on the floor..."
>Everybody walk the Dinosaur
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Use these images for whatever. I'm just posting mindlessly.
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>>647426257
I want to suck on that cock
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>>647426145
well memed
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>>647426012
Are they even still using that one now that they have that God Form or whatever the fuck it's officially called?
On that note, what's the English dub calling that? Are they allowed to even use the word "God" in anime dubs yet?
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>>647426257
Please continue, I am appreciating them
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>>647426209
is the cum gushing out from her urethra? ew.
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>>647426145
>Anon's Log. 20.10.2015
>Got trolled, again. I'm glad an asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs.

Since her hands were free from his cock, there wasn't really any incentive to stay there, smushed up against her breasts, feeling her heat against his, lips so close that they shared the air each other breathed. Well, when put that way, there was plenty of incentive. Still, he followed her hands down, skipping over her skirt until his palms wrapped around the backs of her knees. His grip cupped around her legs, he slipped up her thighs and leaned in, planting kisses and licks up her porcelain-like skin. Just the barest hint of sweat, but a wonderful, feminine kind. He lapped and dragged up, until he found her plush inner lips. "Well, I'll let myself in," he said to her, flicking the tip of his tongue out slickly over that pair of pink labia.
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>>647426257
>BEHOLD MY MAGIC TRICK! I WILL MAKE THIS PENIS... DISAPPEAR!
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>>647426431
No I think it's just badly done perspective re: angles, not necessarily complete anatomy failure.
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>>647426594
Proportions are off too. Look at how the labia majora are separated from the clitoral hood and meatus.
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>>647426695
I feel obligated to post this again.
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People fucking critiquing anime porn. what the fuck, /b/?
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>>647427159
Anything goes.
>comin' up OOOs
>jap-ska intensifies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wu0-Nmx5fw
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>>647423868
*walks in slowly and nervously* H-hi... *sits down in corner and struggles to hide the growing bulge inside my pink panties*
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>>647426524
>A subtle flick of her wrist, a red handkerchief appeared in her hand. With wavy motions of her hands the penis was soon masked from the view.
>The suspense in the room was so thick one could cut it with a knife as she wiggled her fingers in a mystical pattern inches away from the now wrapped member before yanking the cloth away

Woooow, how did she do that?!
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>>647427343
eiji pls go there is no pantsu for you here
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>>647426509
>>647426145
Oh, I guess I actually was trolled. Was that always intended, or did I not live up to your most glorious standard?
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>>647427733
Good job, faglord
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>>647427159
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>>647427582
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>>647427733
I actually would have kept going but something came up so I ended it with a meym
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>>647427369
*shifts around uncomfortably* hmph. Wish someone would pay me some attention... *kicks thigh high sock covered legs back and forth slowly*
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>>647427733
dont worry. it happens to the best of us
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>>647428246
Here's your reply.
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>>647428286
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>>647428246
Too obvious
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>>647428551
What is too obvious? That I'm horny and wanna do some gay erp?
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>>647427449
TOO SPOOKY AND MYSTERIOUS

... IN FACT, ONLY ONE POSSIBLE CONCLUSION CAN BE REACHED
SHE'S A GODDAMN DRUID
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>>647428652
Lose the dick and I'll breed you until you're straining the welfare system more efficiently than a black woman that's fucked ten dudes.
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>>647428772
But I like my dick! It's all smooth and suckable.
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>>647428927
I'll be willing to haggle if you're less than five inches.
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>>647429024
It's about 5.5" at full mast.
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>>647429091
Five's the highest I'm willing to go.
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>>647429181
No deal. *walks out*
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>>647428705
SHE'S A WITCH~~
BURN HER~~~~!
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>>647429350
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!

Oh, wait, you'd have to try for that since you're flat as a board, faggot!
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Anyone still up for non asterisk tier ?

>tfw you live in Europe and always come at the wrong time
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>>647429461
Pop out a scene starter and I'll see if I'm game.
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>>647424705
>anon opens the door
>anon gets on the floor
>anon dies the dinosaur
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Haven't seen these threads in a while.

So is this still full of cringe, bad writing and fury ?
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>>647429564
*cums a huge load out of my nipple that soaks you from head to toe, before I slip to my knees and start slurping it up from between your feet, groveling with bizarre utterances*

Nyessssss!
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>>647429515
What are your interests ?
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>>647425308
im listening to the powerup theme now, weird
>spooky even
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>>647429718
Holy shit please tell me it's not _that_ bad.
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>>647429734
Bruh, as long as it isn't scat, gore, piss-swallowing, gay shit, fem'dom', cuck, or felching, I'm up for trying it at least once.
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>>647429814
*stands back up and resumes normal human functioning, minus one jizzing nipple*

Actually, it's pretty tame, but the writing's even worse than this joke shit I threw at you.
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>>647429819
I take it you want to play the man at least ?
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>>647429975
Yeah.

Also, no period-play. Forgot that at first.
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>>647429400
But how can we confirm whether or not she really IS a witch?
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>>647429819
What about someone somehow giving birth out their ass, even "cleaner" somehow than an actual birth, after only being "impregnated" 3 or 4 posts ago?
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>>647430230
christ why did f-list suddenly all decide they were into that of all fucking things
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>>647430230
That's something I never considered.
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>>647430318
Honestly I think it's probably just one or two people using multiple characters to spam their advertisements. Like how there's been that obvious one person spamming for "drowning" play for months.
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>>647430003
Well, alright, I'll try something. Gotta warn you I have some grammar problems though since I'm not english.

Sitting at her doorstep, she wastes time watching upon the garden and the street, not having anything to keep herself busy. She sighs as the strong wind caresses her clear brown hair, hiding her green eyes from the sight of any passerby. As she stands up to correct it, one can notice her petite and frail person, barely up to the average size of a woman, but nonetheless with great figures.
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>>647430318
What the fuck that shit was for real ?
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>>647429770
Of all the faults with the dub of DBZ ("I CAN SEE THEIR PARACHUTES, THEYRE OK", cutting out numerous incidents of actual fighting to edit in more STANDING THERE STARING), the music was never at fault and was always at least mostly appropriate, which is more than you can say for some dubs.
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>>647430703
The street entertainer was clad in a neon-green and -blue leotard, the blue portion extending from his chest to his crotch, outlining his massive girth, though still hard. He wheeled along before she caught his eye, and though his long hair swept in the way for a moment, he maintained his balance as he looked her up and down. Winking at her, he held out his arms, maintaining his balance while also posturing in his brightly colored costume.

"Hey babe," he called over. "Want to take a ride? It'll be fun!"
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>>647430752
yeah there has been a fucking ton of people advertising wanting scenes of that on the f-list chat rooms lately, enough of a spike to make me think it can't just be one or two people
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>>647430875
though still soft* whoops. Got a little ahead of myself.
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I COME IN AND FUCK EVERYONE
INCLUDING THE SAD FUCKING NECKBEARDS WHO ACT LIKE GIRLS

DRINK MY CUM YOU FUCKBOYS
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did /b/ just shit itself yet again or was that my PC
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>>647431609
Your PC.
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>>647430875
She laughs at the strange side, at least compared to her own clothing, which consisted of a white shirt and pleated skirt, with average heels.

" Are you trying to sell me your services, she says approaching him, or is that an invitation ? "
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>>647431636
fuck yeah Strayan High Speed Internet
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>>647431637
"Well, I'm not some street tart looking for a buck for a bang," he countered, but with a well-meaning grin.

With ease, he paused his unicycling, and the vehicle began to topple over till he stopped it with his forward foot, and slung back the other over the seat. A flick of the wrist, and the unicycle slung up to prop against a lamp-post, while he spun to face her. Not without flourish either, for he grasped her hands in his fingers with a gentle touch, stepping in with the grace of Casanova courting a Duchess.

"You have beautiful eyes," he sighed. "Like limpid pools of moon tears gathered up in an Easter candy basket. I beg you, be the Juliet to my Romeo. Just without the dying. I hate dying. Oh, and none of the nonsense about courting each other and being interrupted by nurse-maids and street fighting."
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>>647430053
Well, I've heard witches are pretty good with wood, that's why we burn em, but it's also been told that unlike wenches, witches can't actually make a man cum no matter what orifice she's been plowed into
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>>647430934
SOFT SUCKS
I FUCK YOUR ASS AND TEAR IT WIDE OPEN WITH MY COCK
NOW YOURE PERMA-GAY AS YOU BEG FOR MY LOAD

>>647431916
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CANDY BITCH
OPEN UP FOR THE COCK MASTER
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>>647431771
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>>647432098
Go back to doing Old Spice ads, Terry Crews.
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>>647432197
OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODYWASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO STAY IN ITS OWN COMMERCIAL
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>>647432884
They really wanted that shit to "become an epic maymay" like the other ones did (with the "I'm on a horse" and such) didn't they?
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I guess Ms. Green-eyes couldn't handle my character's massive personality.
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>>647431916
Surprised as she is, she can't help but take an interest into that weirdo courting her.

" What a strange man for me to fall in love, she answers jokingly. Well then, my dear, I guess there's no one to disturb us ? "

She frees her hand before walking away, back at her doorstep, but clearly inviting him offer.
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What is happening here?
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>>647433057
I DONT WANT TO GO IN THERE YOU FAT BITCH
GO SHAVE YOUR NECK IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING HOLY SHIT
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>>647433057
Bruh, you said 'non-asterisk tier' roleplay, but you're basically just doing asterisk tier roleplay without the asterisks. I'm not gonna hang around for five hours to have coffee with you while you respond to the drivel I pound out in less than five minutes with shit that's even lower quality.

Don't advertise yourself as being good next time. I got all excited for something interesting with a bit of meat to it. Then I got served a generic salad with a side of two fries. Count them, two. Sorry, but you hoodwinked the wrong guy, and I'm not hanging around to bang anime grill #45 on her living room couch while the cicadas chirp in the distance.
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>>647431675
do the bubbles mean she's drunk or what
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>>647433517
Are you fucking jerking off on a conversation or what ?

I have to say that's not one of my quirks and I'm not appealed at all by non erotic roleplay, which explains why I'm bad at that shit and I certainly didn't plan for it to last five hours.

I'm not writing off a whole fucking virtual life for myself, I'd got on f-list if I wanted that shit or normal roleplaying place.
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>>647433527
Negative, that citizen suffers from an incident where she ate soap.

Also, she should be apprehended for public exposure. And indecency.

However, I'm a busy peacekeeper. Got places to go. And things to do.
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>>647434393
Miss the point a little more, why don't you?

You were bad and boring.

Signing off.
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>>647434479
Ano cheeki breeki y vi damki
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>>647434846
Rood
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>>647434851
Anuu!! Cheeki Breeki!! Iv damke!
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>>647435004
kakdzilla brat
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>>647434846
>not understanding I expected to skip all that shit

Well seems you're pretty bad at implicit.
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>>647435086
PAPALUE PAPALUE CYKA
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Niggers
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>>647435326
GALUBOY
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>>647435676
Where?
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>>647435676
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I am extremely disappointed that a quick search has not revealed the phrase

"I put on my robe and wizard hat" in this thread.
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>>647436276
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

There, problem solved.
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>>647436276
we need more variety in our shitposts
although that "hi im goku" thing is roughly the equivalent here
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>>647436582
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>>647436582
*blushes extremely*
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>>647437426
*nuzzles chest*
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*teleports in front of the audiance*

hey guys what did I miss is it time for sex? you know you can't have sex without me
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>>647437488
Do you put on your robe and wizard hat?
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>>647438393
Kittycat
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>>647438393
I want to fuck a catgirl
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>robe and wizard hat
eh close enough
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>>647438972
Don't we all?
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>>647439224
close enough
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My name is Van. I'm an artist.
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To all the people in this thread.

We won. Fuck you.
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>>647440628
Shit, where did you pop in from?

Eh, Van, what kind of artist are you?
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>>647440538
Well hello there miss.
>>647440676
What did you win exactly?
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>>647440676
gz
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>>647440786
A performance artist. I'm hired for people to fulfill their fantasies. Their deep dark fantasies.
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>>647440828
we won 616 Appraisals from our masters.
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>>647440828
Hello to you.
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>>647438393
Bugger off cat, I already gave you milk. I need to get these papers done by tomorrow

>I didn't quite know whose cat it was, I'd seen her few times around the neighbourhood, but only just recently she'd been making more and more visits to my flat squeezing her way in through the broken back door. Quick pet, or something to eat was usually what she was after, but this time she seemed way more clingy than usual
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>>647440999
Well congratulations.
>>647441052
You seem interesting.
Who are you?
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>>647440910
Right, And that's fine.

Just fine.

Err...

Care to elaborate?
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>>647440910
Can you ride an unicycle?
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>>647440910
God dammit is that freaking Romeo again ?
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>>647441202
Just someone with a passion for


Stuff and things.
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>>647441239
I was going to be a movie star. Y'know, with modeling and acting. After 102 auditions and small parts I decided I had enough and I would get into escort work.
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>>647441520
That sound cool.
Mind sharing those passions with me?
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>>647441525
Escort work? I've done that. It's rather boring in my opinion.

Nothing happens to boring convoys anyway.
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>>647423868
and this is how gays become gay

children "ERP"ing
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>>647441520
What'chu gonna do to little ol' me, Officer?
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>>647441887
Well, my clientele requested a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go full master and change my whole entire house into a dungeon like dungeon master with a full dungeon in my house and it's going really well.
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>>647442083
Oh hello Catherine.
Its been a while.
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>>647442013
yes
fun fact, the ancient greeks had ERP forums
they carved that shit into the walls of public "baths"
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>>647442165
Riiight.

You lost me now.

Eh, care to explain?
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>>647442296
Well nevermind then. I'm going to sleep you have a nice day
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>>647442230
I assume this was a joke post, but they pretty much fucking did.

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
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>>647442526
Probably not a good idea to reference Pompeii, given how that ended up for its residents....
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>>647442083
I'm not quite sure yet.

But maybe I'll come up with something~
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>>647442732
Most of it is dudes bragging about how many hookers they fucked or warning people not to shit on their doorstep.
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>>647442869
Definitely the latter that caused their sudden and frightening demise. The Gods love their shitty stoops.
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you guys are all fucking autists. I love you guys.
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>>647443470
>Shoves a train up your ass
You're welcome!
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>>647443470
D-did you say autists?!
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>>647443720
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>>647443470
I love you too.
>I give you a hug, but due to my bad hug roll critically miss and land my face at your crotch
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>>647443945
Nice!
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>>647444064
You don't need to make silly excuses, son.
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Lets face is, its dead already...
Might aswell wait for later...
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>>647444341
>My face red so bright it could light the room dared I pull it away, instead I press it further into the crotch hiding my shame
Please, this was an accident, honestly.
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Ugh, huh? Wait, already? It's freaking 10:38 guys and you're already at it? Man, can't keep it in your pants huh?
>Checks Calendar
7 more days.
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>>647445287
(We never stopped)
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>>647445376
Never huh? You guys go at it more than Moonguard then.
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>>647445084
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>>647445571
Slightly less horse-dicked futas, though.
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>>647445571
/aco/ killed all the random hentai dump threads, so I come here to post now.
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>>647445753
More like A LOT LESS, remember we're talking about Moonguard, home to Whoreshire.
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>>647445753
only slightly though
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>>647445894
Yeah, you're right. I was trying not to remember what that place was like.
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>>647446102
Well I play horde so there's just the small groups you see in Silvermoon. Still there, but it's tame.
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>>647446341
christ, forgot how big the res on that one was
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>>647428927
hey anon... I've never sucked a... sucked a d-dick before *blushes, a bulge appearing in his pants*
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>>647446475
Also, dood, just make your own hentai dump thread.
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>>647446566
OP can't bump their own thread. They die.
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>>647446939
That's why you get others to dump too. Hentai dumps threads are around on this board from time to time.
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>>647447026
but there's /h/entai board for that
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>>647447359
Well that too obviously.
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>>647423868

>leek

That's fuckin spring onion.
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