>>647236561
what is penis inspection day?

I'd rather forget about Penis inspection day, it's a demeaning process that should be outlawed, I'm utterly convinced ye olde time peodophiles invented it to allow them to openly fondle school kids dicks

We had this one teacher who spent a long time 'checking' the younger boys penis's for irgulaties

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>>647236885

luckily i never had to do them at school, got mine done every year at my normal yearly physical at the doctors clinic. so I basically had recess all day on pi day.

>be me on penis inspection day
>teacher is inspecting everyones peckers
>Inpects mine and yells "I think we have a vagina here"
>TFW no further education

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I always preferred breast examination day

>>647237314
you have to let people check your penis to graduate?
what kind of bullshit is that?

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>>647237622
where did you go to school where they didn't have penis inspections?

>>647237841
germany

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>>647237314

>>647237841
A school in a civilized country. Are you guys trained to become pedos ?

>>647237841
probably from 3rd world sand nigger europoorland

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>>647237957
ah, well that explains it

>>647236885
It's a day when they inspect your penis. Very important day.

>>647237314
>John E. Dong

>>647237841
Straya cunt

>>647238327
What state? we had the in my school in QLD

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With me it was at junior high, 7th grade (Some here in the US call it middle school) about 13 yrs old. In Gym class they just came in and got us one at a time. The school nurse made me take off my clothes to my underwear briefs.
Next, she listened to my heart, had me breathe deeply a few times, thump my chest, you know the typical medical stuff. Except....
She looked me right in the eyes and said 'Now we have to check your testicles' and she pulled down my underwear herself. My dick bounced out of my briefs and before I knew it, she was cupping my balls! It was both shocking and comfortable at the same time: her hands were warm, and she was very gentle. she rolled around my balls like a normal testicle check that we all (should) do, but you have to remember, this was the first time for me.
My dick instantly started growing. She noticed that I was getting embarrassed, so She said, 'You're going to be just fine. When you grow up you'll have lots of girlfriends' Then she patted my dick a couple of times and tapped the head with her fingers. I felt comforted. Women nurses know the power of compassion and how much they can help alleviate your fears. That was pretty much it.

>>647237841
>Americans claim to love freedom
>forcibly molest children for no reason.

>>647238965
Pics or it didn't happen

>>647237841
I literally know no other place than USA where they have penis inspection.

>scandinavian master race

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>>647239522
rofl! 1975? hahahahahaha!
ok, here you go

>>647239410
It's not even about that, man. This is health related. I mean yeah, I'm sure some sickos get off on checking out dongs all day but I can say that for the 6 years I had them it was always a very chill process.

HAHA PENOR INSPECTION DAY IS A HOAX

NEWFAG EUROBANKRUPTS

KEKXD

>>647237314
The measure tape destroys everything

>>647239788
>tfw j.c.simpson will never rub the tip of your peepee

>>647239938
Yeah, give me enough time and i can write up a story that has more excitement than you can shake your dick at.
Let's see..... sexy student assistant...no, a girl in my class, that's it....help me build a story, /b

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UK
USA

>>647237957
I'm from Germany and I actually had something like Penis inspection day (not even kidding)
Before I had my first day at school there was the "Ärztliche Vorsorgeuntersuchung" where the kids lined up with their parents and the doctor checked everything. Including the Penis. Pulled the Foreskin back, checked if both nuts were in the sack and things like that.
And that's a true story.
I'm 25 maybe older than a fwew of the kiddos here and maybe they didn't do it the years after, or it was special in my city or whatever. But Penis inspection day is kind off real

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>>647239938
then I guess this one is just out of the question

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>>647240012
Exactly. As long as we're gonna walk the dinosaur, how about this

>>647236561
I dont wanna remember the day i came on the face of the lady that was measuring penis.
From that day one everybody called me granny lover.

>>647239797
plus it's a really effective trust exercise and lesson for our children in regards to authority figures. studies have shown that penis inspections in schools lead to more well adjusted, happy adults. Europes lack of penis inspections kind of shows why their economies are struggling so much and why they have out of control youth unemployment.

>>647238579
Wtf no we didnt

>>647238320
underrated post!

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ITT
>one of the oldest memes harvested from Yahoo trolls
>baiters baiting baiters
>yuros thinking the murricans are serious about this
>murricans thinking yuros really believe this

This is actually like two guys pretending to be lesbians on omegle.

>penis inspection day was announced 2 weeks in advance
>i need it to be in tip top shape
>spend 2 weeks training
>i can lift up to 10 lbs now
>penis inspection day finally comes
>i am so tired i can't even lift 5 lbs
>failed penis inspection
>had to retake calculus

why are homeschool programs so fucking weird

>>647240249
really? didn't know that this exists here

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>>647240560
Haw! great one
I had to train for my penis test

I had penis inspection day almost monthly from 3 rd grade onwards. Wouldn't have been too awful I suppose but I was homeschooled.

>>647240258
>>647238320
>>647240258

>Richard L Dong

It appears the commission of genitals is exclusively ran by the Dong family

>>647240258
>that fucking signature

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>>647241008
just noticed, shape of a weiner

>>647240832
Dick Dong spoke at our school to explain the importance of PID

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>>647240319
those are some funny looking little anteaters

>>647240258
>Contact Mike Hawk

>>647237314
I was lucky enough to graduate a year before they instituted the penis inpection day. I probably would have passed, but I get fear boners

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On Penis measurement day our nurse was too busy so my teacher did them herself

We always had ours down in pairs.
I think it was to cut down on pedo stuff.
I remember one year the gym coach was doing mine and right next to me the nurse was doing a friends of mine's.
the coach reaches out with his index finger and thumb to check me but the nurse had to use her hold hand to check my friend's.
I was so embarrassed and somehow i got the nickname spudwacker the next day, I'm sure my friend was behind it.

>>647236561

But there's no such thing as penis inspection day, OP.

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I think it's bullshit they're raising the passing grade from 1680 to 1740. In my last 3 penis inspections I've hovered around 1700. With the new score I probably wont pass this year.

>>647241337

Your teacher wears tank tops and teaches in a meeting room of an office?

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>>647241423
Sure there is, you just gotta believe
>>647241425
good one m8, saved

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>>647241533
Yeah, and she stamps all of her pics 'cfnm.net' too!

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It wasn't so much all of the girls that I minded, it was the cold steel carpenters tape measure that didn't like

>>647241423
Wat. Yes there is you fool.

>>647240258
No penis left behind

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I don't know what you guys are talking about, my nurse was very gentle

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I requested that Mila Kunis inspect mine

>>647241928
account for that site?

>>647237314
was believable enough until the shaved testicle line and the measuring tape

i had a one off penis inspection at school
for some reason my teacher chose me to stay behind after class but didn't inspect any other male luckily i passed every test including the suck test

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My teacher was so retarded that she wore a mortarboard every day to prove she was the teacher

>>647241457
Nigger, it's almost impossible to get anything less than 1750 anyway. What's wrong wit yo ding dong?

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>>647242127
Nope, I'm just very, very smart

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>>647242300
That's easy for you to say, your pipe is probably 9" long! As for me, I'm a grower

Not much to tell, ours were pretty routine.

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Now that I graduated from school, I get my penis inspections at home

>>647241457

What? You can guarantee 1900+ Just by being washed, unshaven and no smaller than 5.8 inches. How are you only scoring 1700?

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I told you my teacher was retarded

i was home schooled so i always got extra penis inspections
the other kids where jealous

>>647242780
Yeah, I went to Catholic school so I got my penis inspected every day

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My friends mom used to inspect mine

>>647242921
Huehuehue

>>647242921
the extra credit really put me ahead
i got into college based on my penis inspection score alone

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We had problems with girls sneaking into the locker room

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>>647236561
>be 7th grader
>first penis inspection day comes
>everybody nervous as we line up
>teachers' room next to the gym hall
>get called "next one!"
>a doctor and her medic inside
>name?
>anon
>anon please remove pants and stand by the chair
>obey shyly
>medic girl walks up to me
>unpacks a tape measure
>sits on the chair next to me so they can both see penis
>she begins with my shaft measuring the sizes
>folds back my foreskin
>tells the numbers and some latin names to doc
>the touch of her rubber gloved fingers feel so good
>start to get a hard on
>she proceeds to my ballsack
>full boner now it twitches as she examines each testicle
>i look up and the doc quickly covers her smile
>medic looks rather nervous
>she stands up, brings a small plastic cup and walks behind me
>firmly grabs my boner and begins to stroke it
>i feel her perfume so intensely now
>notice my penis begins to produce some wet thing and now it's covered by it
>she keeps stroking and i feel as something bursts forward in the shaft
>my legs tremble and i lean my head back a little her soft dirty blonde hair brushes my face
>look down and see that i pump jets of white thick stuff into the small cup
>thank you anon
>she lets me go and seals the cup
>i just stand there like a beta fuck
>medic girl gives me a paper towel to dry up
>anon you can dress up and go
>leave the room grinning like an idiot
>go up to the class room and join my buddies in telling the girls what just happened in there
>soon we hear some shouting from the hallway
>teacher goes out to see what's going on
>we follow him
>see the 2 gym teachers chase some kid who doesn't want to get into the nurse room
>have keks and bully him later

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And this one time when I was running in the Bay to Breakers run, I ran into a girl from work with her little sister. She was so embarrassed!

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I've got mine coming up next week. Think I'll pass?

pisspoor bait

op is the only one here qualified to look dicks

stop making us look like fags infront of our eurobankrupt overlords

>>647237841
canada, calm the fuck down usa

>>647243517
Obviously. Like me, you seem to be of average size.

>>647243577
Yea, with your fucked up dicks because they never get inspected.

>>647243577
>>647243661
People who live in the US's hat tend to spend more time farting on each other and flapping their heads instead of getting their dicks inspected.

I had testicle inspection day in primary school in Australia. It's noted on your school medical records how your testes hang

>>647240381
Or it could be we have countries like poland where there are a grand total of 3 jobs in the entire country that distort the averages? And I'd rather crippling youth unemployment and fewer guns than 'MURICAN penis inspection day and school shooting central

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>>647243762
Heck, I'd show any girl who asks!

>>647243661
Wanna know who inspects our dicks? Family doctors, not some fucking school nurse in a public place, then you guys wonder why your ashamed of your tiny cocks.

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I don't know about you guys, but my older sisters friends used to inspect mine all the time!
> ignore the trolls trying to pick a fight

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And of course every time I go over to Caprices' house she insists upon measuring me

>>647243806
school shooting day and penis inspection day are on separate days you retard

>>647240258
YOU CANT GET AN ERECTION? wtf are up with these ridiculous requirements.

>>647244237
Jolly sorry old bean! I just get those two mentally scarring things mixed up

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And this one time, when I was a black guy, my friends mom gave me a 'hardness test'

>>647242995

what did you have to do to pass?

>>647244314
>mentally scaring
one is a celebrated holiday and the other a medical inspection
how is that scarring?

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>>647244384
I passed when she didn't dig in her fingernails!

>>647244430
Because you don't get the prezzie that you really really want on SS day :(

>>647240249
As a male german born in 1990 i can confirm

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I like it more when more than one school nurse inspect me
> and at my house

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The only problem is that it keeps happening!
> same homeschool joke, 5th time

>>647244593
mom didn't get the assault rifle i wanted for ss day last year
i hope this year i can shoot up the school with a better gun so the other kids stop making fun of me using a .22 calibre pistol last year
no one was kill

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This one time, when I starred in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall', my girlfriend kept inspecting my penis

>>647239653
I belong to said race and we had balls inspection day.

>posts porn
>penis inspectiom
>nobody take b8
>shitpost in hopes someone takes shitposr b8

meta b8

>>647244539

niced to meet you

>>647240249
Exactly this happened in Sweden as well.

talkstl (dot cum)/stream/
hilarious

>>647245308
They call that a 'nudist handshake'

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This one time, when I went to a party, 5 girls inspected my penis

>>647244885
A .22 A FUCKING .22 once the pov bitch buys you a better gun. You have to shoot her in the face

>>647240319
sauce pls

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>>647245617
Aw, you know....there's a site stamp right in the damn picture. Did you see that?

>>647237841
I went to a Catholic elementary and middle school in Minnesota, and a public highschool.
Only inspection I got was my physical exam by a young female doctor when I was 18 to make sure I didn't have something dangerous and random.
>Her comment of "turn your head and cough" was more nervous for her because I was half hard, single and joking before hand.
>she blushed and told me she was married
>she had a dirtier mind than me

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>>647236561
>be ninth grader
>Was my first time hearing about penis expection day
>Dread every day that got closer to the day.
>Day comes and i get in circumsized lane.
>Deathly afraid of getting a boner (i have a nice one, about 6 1/2 inches then, a little over an inch in girth)
>Some guy calls "next."
>Actually relived it's a guy.
>Walk in room, and there's 2 medic chicks, one fugly but the other is sexy as fuck. I had a thing for latina chicks, and she was fine as fuck, but a milf.
>I feel my heart drop into my stomach as the milf calls me over.
>"Name please?"
>"um.. anon anon"
>"Ok, pants down."
>She drops to her knees with her measuring tape and measures my dick, flacid which is small (im a grower.)
>The instant she touches my dick i start to get erect.
>Then the fugly medic walks away out of line of sight behind a table or some shit, my back was to her.
>Sexy milf touches balls, now im diamonds x200
>"oh, wow." She said with a stiffled laugh. I was about to feint i was so embarrassed.
>"Were going to have to measure that again arent we?"
>Takes her warm rubbery gloves and wraps it around my shaft and gives it the most amazing tugs of my life. Only like 6 though. Enough for a lifetime of fap material.
>"Looks like you're a pretty big grower." She said with a smile.
>Takes measuring tape and measures erect dick.
>The fugly bitch walks over and the milf quickly but calmly told me to pull my pants up.
>Left the room with the biggest grin on my face.
I had a massive tent too, and some school chicks during lunch saw and laughed. Had to go to the bathroom to de-erect myself lmao.

pic unrelated, only porn pic i have.

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And this one time? There were these 3 pornstars? They inspected my balls and everything else?

Wtf is penis inspection day?

>>647239797
Six years? Isn't that excessive?

>>647245982
Get out.

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And this one time when I went to a 3d movie, these girls wanted to inspect my penis, so I let them

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Swim class is my favorite on inspection day!

>>647245914
I suppose it didn't help that I was her first physical exam as a student. Oh well, we both enjoyed it.
If only her genial nature was the one I got the blood work from, my physical therapist is also the one who does blood draws on occasion, she has meat hooks for hands, but they're gentle like a combination of lumberjack, sheep herder, and the precision of a surgeon...

But my question is...
I was in Catholic school and an alter boy.
Why is it I'm 27 and this is the first I hear of penis inspection day?

>>647245940
LIES AND BLASPHEMY
Porn is like potato chips...
>you have more than one

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This one time I was inspected at my mom's book club

>>647246490
oh, the catholic schools can opt out of it. I think most of them do? Also it's only mandatory in some states. The US is pretty much the only country that has it, although I think there are a few Canadian provinces that do it as well.

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This one time, when I was the husband on WifeysWorld, Wifey gave me an inspection that I never forgot, I can tell you!

>>647243362
I've seen that porno. Fucking hilarious

>>647241425
Then bombed on the STD test with scores so bad modern science can't fix em

>>647246883
But we have the priests right there

>>647236561
They didn't have this when I was in school. Must have been before my time.

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This one time, when I lived in Wisconsin, My name was Ralphie & I bet 2 girls it was so cold their tongues would stick to my penis

>>647246701
Brand new comp. Don't wanna corrupt it just yet with porn lol.

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>Be me senior year
>learn this cool trick where you can use rubbing alcohol to set a part of your body on fire and not get burned for a little bit
>start setting my hand on fire at parties as something to freak people out
>in hindsight, I probably looked like a giant sperg
>regardless, my teenage brain comes up with this great idea to try the trick with my balls
>friends lose their shit
>next day at school friends still cracking up
>#surprise penis inspection day out of nowhere
>nervous as fuck
>my homeroom is assigned the most attractive woman I have ever seen as inspector
>no, no, no... I am gonna fail the boner test for sure
>after a long wait, it is finally my turn
>fuckmeintheass.jpeg
>I'm nervous as fuck, but everything is going smoothly
>next up is the dreaded boner test
>my inspector starts unbuttoning her blouse
>she slowly approaches my shaft with both hands
>I don't know what her technique is, but she had to be a porn star at one point in her life
> as her hands gyrate up and down my nightcrawler, I start thinking about the only thing that can keep me from failing
>gary busey
>by some miracle, I stay flaccid
>my inspector, thinking she had another victim is visibly frustrated as she record my results
> just as she is about to congratulate me for passing, she notices the hairlessness of my chode
>holy fuck. the fire must have singed my sack bald
>automatic fail
>mfw you can't graduate if you fail penis inspection day
>mfw when I have to repeat 12th grade
>mfw when everyone calls me "Jerry Lee Lewis" because of my "Great Balls of Fire"

>>647247861
holy kek

>>647247599
Nice dubs, you're still a liar

I always thought penis inspection days was a joke. Glad I live in Scandinavia where we don't have to do stupid shit like that in school.

>>647248041
Why would i lie? It's not like i have anything to hide. My last comp i had 1500 pics categorized. They're all on my spare HD drive in my drawer. The only reason i have that pic is b/c she looked like someone i know.

>>647248238
Look at the filth and lies you spew forth like its first nature for you.
You must be here far too much for your soul to be saved.
I'll pray for you and your wretched ways anon.

>>647248535
lol fuck you

>>647245490
Far right at the back, that girls face.

>>647248747
Now you're reduced to swearing
>There is a reason they are called "curse-words"

>>647248888
Quads don't lie my son
>break out the porn and go for b&

>>647248888
I was literally thinking to myself "Ok, there's no way he can make something up from "lol, fuck you" and somehow you did.

>>647248888
also, nice quads

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>>647248802
Yeah, a new meme is born
> No room for my face near his peepee

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This one time my school nurse turned out to be a mean lady who put Plastic Owwies on my Peepee

>>647249847
Thank you

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This one time, when I was a Mexican Wrestler who was nude in public, some nice girls gave me a penis inspection for the cameras

>>647247861
surely not original but jesus fuck this made me giggle like a schoolgirl. good show sir

>>647243441
theres a 12 year old girl in the background and no-one gives a shit?

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>>647247861
Agreed, Great Balls of Fire!
> Here's a pic of 'The Camping Guy' in reward

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>>647239522

>>647251572
It won't let me delete it now
> great, now I'm a bad guy because of a fucking crowd pic, you asshole

>>647241817

No no no. Such a concept would violate many local and national laws.

>>647252033
lol i didnt men You, i meant the people in the background in the picture, silly!

>>647236561
So I was told never to talk about my penis inspection?
>5th Grade
>assistant principle in my elementary school said he needed me in the office
>said that in order to move out of elementary school I needed to have an him make sure I was ready
>pulled my pants down
>rubbed his hand on my penis for a while
>then I got dressed and left

he was pretty clear I wasn't supposed to bring this up but maybe since this is an anonymous site it's ok.

>>647244330
>when i was a black guy

have you gotten over that yet?

>>647253712
That's not Penis inspection day this is Molesting day. Wrong Thread, anon

>>647238579
QLD here, i think you got molested

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>>647253779
I was waiting for somebody to pick up on that one.
Yes, see lower when I became a Mexican Wrestler nude in public
Here I am back when I returned to be a white guy getting a penis inspection from your mom

>>647237841
Went to school in the US and never had a "penis inspection" had full physicals at school but that's it. Only time I got my penis "inspected" in my life was by a doctor when I had chicken pox all over my dick when I was a kid.

>>647254699
Ah, the good ol' Pox dick. You really never had penis inspection at school? Like, not even once? What state are you in?

>>647254699
You got chicken pox because you had no penis inspection day. They would have seen it there and could have prevented it

>>647254699
What you talking about? I went to HS in Oklahoma and remeber it thoroughly. Which state do you live in?

>>647255337
UKfag here. This is fucked up. What possible reason could they have for specifically checking your penis only?

So many newfags in this thread

>>647255663
To make sure you're developing correctly. i mean, you don't want a crooked-ass dick or only one testicle. It's just routine maintenance. Some places even go so far as to check sperm counts to make sure you're fertile.

>>647254699
Bullshit. PI Day is required by law in the US.

>>647254937
>>647255337
Louisiana

In my school district they are talking about moving PI day from 8th grade to 5th grade

>being this new
>deez bitches dont know bout mah penis inspection day

http://ilinti.com/1189198

>>647256839
That's how mine went last week.

Brandi Belle

Stop oppressing me just because my brain is larger than yours doesn't mean I'm a virgin, but yes I'm a 30 year old virgin :(

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even girls have to show their penisses