damn jailbait ?

hehe I'm a gamer girl, donate me XD

What's the game in the bottom right?

>>646892295
gex the gecko

All have the same orange stickers on them. QUICK DADDY FIND ME A PAWN SHOP I NEED TO IMPRESS THIS BOY I LIKE

>>646892384
yes, of course! Had it on the tip of my tongue, havn't played it in forever.

>>646892295
it looks like "gex: enter the gecko"

>>646892295
hey I think that's gex the gecko

yep

>>646891752
Didn't know there was a girl there. Kept staring at mario party 3 and smash bros

i'm already in love with N64, so I already lost
Wait is there a girl there

No deal she doesn't have any mario kart

>>646891752
Only half of those games are good/ decent

>>646892295
Halo

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>>646891752
attentionwhore/10

Meh 6/10

>>646892393
this. she hasnt played these games nor does she know what they are

>>646894295
She's going to be fat. The chubness is állready there

Actually she's a really good friend of mine and she does play all these games. And they all have the same sticker on them because she buys them from the same video game store everytime. Only store around here that sells old games and stuff.

If there were gamer/adorable girls like this I'd donate to them everything they ever wanted just to flirt with me even if I know it's neva gonna happen lol

Are there any?

>>646895121
This one is real b/rother

>>646891752
Too stupid to score a doctor, so she panders to rich lonely nerds.

And wtf, buying used games? She must be 17.

>>646895252
Lol of course they're used. They're from like '98...

And she's 23.

you'd have to look like me to get one, stubble, dark brown hair, 6.1ft, easy

>>646894295
Fucking spaghetti factory. What a shit hole white people place to eat.

>pile inda the truck kids, it's date naght.

>>646894613
Are you kidding me... she's smoking! She's going to be as hot as Nigella when she's 60 you can already tell. Mmmmm

She's looks fkn hot as hell you got problems mate

>>646892295
Grezzo 2

>>646895370
I keep forgetting new people are born every day.

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Good luck guys

>>646895521
Lolol

>>646895418
Only things smoking are her inner thighs she she waddles.

She could clap out a pair of shoes inside a week.

>>646895521
I like pussy

Putting stickers on carts reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>646895563
She's hot.... but she looks like she's trying to add 2+2 in her head and it's not equalling 4...

>>646895563
Didn't lost. Don't know why, she's beautiful asf. Am i gay?
>there's something with her eye sight that i dont like

>>646895724
This

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>>646894295

>>646891752
No Majora's Mask 2/10

>>646895232
Really? Sigh...

I wish I was about 5 years younger and had the job I did now. Is 28 old? I don't know anymore. How do you even start to talk to women like this without sounding like a nerd and not blurting our 'I want to squeeze your boobs'. All I seem to attract are stupid bimbos and money grabbing douchebags

>>646896029
Lost

>>646892445
mmoooooaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

>>646895563
Not hot. Looks like a guy. Features are too angular...

Sorry but if this is your idea of beauty you're gay.

>>646895669
No way... if she's not your type fine but if someone that beautiful ever stopped a second to say hello to me id probably fall to the floor because my knees would turn to jelly. God she's my ideal woman. >>646896029

>>646896455
Being this autistic

>>646896476
Damn I lost. It's typically my type of girl.

>>646896476
Not attractive. Just because something symmetrical doesn't make it beautiful. Poop is generally symmetrical and I flush that shit down the drain every day. And that's what you need to do with your hetrosexuality if you think this chick's hot

>>646896674
Take her on a date to the old spaghetti factory.

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>>646896929
>poop is generally symmetrical

>>646892073
Get the fuck back in the kitchen you stupid cunt.

>>646896241
Nah man I'm 25. Don't get me wrong, I feel old as shit, but not when I'm with women. Idk what it is, I guess my primal urges/instincts kick in and then it's pretty much game over. Most girls have daddy issues so you can you that to your advantage. I've found that if you slightly insult them it's makes them want you. Not like "you're ugly" insulting but like "your eyes are scary blue" or "you have massive hands" things that don't really matter but show that your paying attention to her. As far as the girl in the OP first words I said to her were "damn girl! You poop out that ass?" And we've been fwb ever since lol

>>646897168
Fine I will! Tell her to message me already

>>646892445
i got those same wrinkles on my forehead. Trust me, she WILL age like shit.

>>646897599
Didn't you get her number or too busy picking up that pocket spaghetti?

>>646897737
Dem titties tho..

>>646897470
>fwb ever since
>only one pic and no nudes

yeah, ok. Faggot.

>>646898132
She looks like a retard tbh.

>>646897470
Lol poop jokes ftw. I bought a lotus recently and park it in my drive. It's a 3 story house with just me in it haha. Random women on jogs and shit slow down and say hi etc but fuck me they are boring as shit and most of them wouldn't know a ps4 from an xbone. Half of them are single mums and the other half are married women looking for a screw in the Lotus but seriously... brain dead women. Boring women. I b just can't do it. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me. I just want to slap them and tell them to get a reality check. I asked one of them once if she knew the difference between a cello and a double bass. She's like I'm not sure - ones fresh water ones salt water. Just.... I wanted to kick her so hard she would see the curviture of the earth. God... I don't know what to do. Currently I pay hookers $400 an hour a couple times a week. I've just given up.

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>>646898132
The smile on bulbasaur tho...

>>646898132
+ body
+ bulbasaur
- Twelve year old turkish boy-face

>>646898404
*tips fedora*

>>646897421
Not knowing it's b8

>>646897796
No :( I wish. Women that adorable and perfect come by once every 100 years. I missed the boat.

>>646898132
Yer she's a little... off putting. What'd wrong with her?

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>>646897905
Closest thing to a nude you'll get from me faggot.

>>646893908
perfect

>>646898773
Another 10/10 like the spaghetti woman

>>646898951
>clearly from a social media profile

keep it up fam

>>646898664
Gotta up your chances of coming across them. Get up off that sweaty chair, take a shower, put on some clean clothes, troll the local bookstore, cafe, vidjya store whatever and stop being a faggot.

>>646898951
Son, I am dissapoint.

>>646899060
Really? ...

>>646899347

Go. Away.

>>646898951
See same deal. Smoking adorable woman but probably not real. jjust something someone's pulled down off Facebook

>>646894771
>All that casual trash

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>>646899347
Lost forever. <3

>>646899254
Farrrrrk she just looks wrong... wtf is wrong with her

>>646895724
Kekekekek

>>646896619
She has the ugliest nipples in the world

http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/hot-chicks-in-nerd-panties#.ikNDb7y1D Fucking idiots.

>>646899293
OK OK I'll get on it. I do but I'm too old now lol that's why I wish I was 5 years younger.

>>646899570
whats this from? i recognise this

>>646899592
would be funny if the Wii U wasn't the most fun i've had with a console this gen.
PC + Wii U fag here.

>>646899582
That looks fucking horrifying

moar

>>646899784
Quantify "too old."

>>646899860
That one movie where Jack Black fucked around in the past.

>>646899744
NO.

>>646899871
Nah I have a wii U and PC as well and love both. I was just commenting on how the only games she seemed to be showing off were the generic 3D Mario game and Mario Kart, which seem to just be the easily recognized titles to show off. Maybe I'm just overly cynical and just being more of a faggot since I'm on /b/.

I don't even bother with women. I know good and goddamn well it's not worth my time. Every guy I know who's had a woman for a few months says it's the best thing to ever happen to them, but every guy I know who's had a woman for a few years says that they hate their lives.

So yeah, fuck it.

Dumb cunt who plays games (maybe) like the rest of us. Who gives a shit.

>>646900023
ah yeah, hot tub time machine

>>646898579
who dis

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>>646891752
Look at me Anons! I found my dad's old games!

>>646898579
Mmmm that peach fuzz.

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You guys suck at this.

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>>646901013
almost lost

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Threads like this are the reason I'll never have a normal relationship. How am I supposed to get with 5-6/10s when chicks like this exist. Life isn't fair so I'll just wait for sex robots.

>>646898773
I didn't lose to this, but fuck I was so close.

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ex gf, sex was amazing, drama not so much, told her to kick rocks

>>646901185
i wanna feast on those thighs

>>646901185
Over the summer my community's pool had a lifeguard with thighs like those. Instaboner anytime I went for a swim, dreaming about burying my face in there.

>>646899254
Disgusting

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>>646901013

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>>646892445
moar

>>646897747
Moar

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currently gf

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>>646900477
cool blog post man, do you mind linking me to your wordpress site so i can read some more?

>>646901662
not bad, but the nose rings awful

>>646901594
are you retarded

>>646901124
Dude. Sex robots are going to be even more uncanny valley in comparison to the norm.

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>>646901119
Almost? How about this one?

>>646901662
>Update
Tell her to get those faggot ass rings out of her snout. She doesn't look like a pig, so stop acting like one.

>>646894295
>>646901522
lost

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>>646901662
>Nose ring
Come one anon you can do better than that.

>>646901895
Posting some more for you guys.

>>646901780
>>646901933
anon, i really try to make her take those off
>fail
>everyday

>>646901895
sorry anon but this is weaker

>>646898967
lost hard

>>646902160
Engage your alpha mode. Forcible removal is the only answer.

There will only be minor scarring.

>>646899254
you can actually see the cocaine in her nose

>>646901609
the fucking best. don't stop posting

>>646902160
My current girlfriend had a nose ring when we first met. She took it out after the first week. It's been three years. Be a man.

>>646902390
saving this one...

>>646899912
How is no one losing their minds? What happened to b?

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>>646902411
I only have a few more. Her name is Emily. If any other anon can help out with a link

>>646902135
she seems....toxic or strange for some reason
she has some sorta dark appeal, don't know whether I'm attracted to her or not

>>646902390
this what i like to see

>>646902410
that's a booger

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>>646902287
This and the other shortstack girl always gets me.

>tfw I will never have them even near enough to smell their fart through wind flying by

>>646901013
chingchongette, stop.

Stop.

chingchongette, seriously, stop!

FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY YELLOW SCUM, STOP SPINNING AROUND

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>>646902570
POST THEM ALL JESUS FUCK

>>646902498
It's fake. Look at the neck.

>>646902791
>smell their fart
Enjoy this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0

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>>646902135
4/?

>>646902160
Be a man anon she's your gf.

>>646899386
U got me!

>>646894281

do want, please...
fucking adorable/10

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>>646902900
ayy lmao, I wasn't serious. Damn wtf this nignog doin?

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>>646902886

>>646898404
There is no curvature, idiot.

>>646891752
Those games look hot, that female does not

>>646902674
a booger covered in blow

>>646891752
i lost.

>>646902892
Emma herself confirmed it to be real.

>>646902498

Worst shooped breasts ever. It's like the eternal Djihad of bad shoops.

You're a faggot.

>>646902390
I would drag my balls across broken glass to smell the chair she sat on in the 4th grade.

>>646899386
Yeeep I lost.

>>646903121
Saw it in a cringe thread earlier.
I've no fucking idea what a black fart funnel for something white cream is

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>>646902327
What do you suggest?
take it off or we are done?
nah, I dont think thats gonna to work

>>646901013
That's just fucking cheating

>>646903325
>hide post

>>646894613
and thats a problem? i needs some cushion.

>>646896455
Elbows are too elbowey, 2/10

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>>646903143

>>646902886
http://www.byroncrawford.com/2013/02/rackradar-emily-cole.html

>>646899860
That's Juno Temple, she's really hot.

>>646896455
says the faggot

>>646899744
Please tell me this isn't real

>>646903325
Puffy vagina.

>>646903523
fucking christ. imgur link?

>>646903367
Forcible removal.

>Forcible
>removal