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Canada thread
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306 stoon/m
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34 m Ontario
femanons hit me up on kik if you're local
master_random
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905 reporting in, going to shoppers world today to laugh at how shit it is.
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Des acadiens de 506 ici qu'ils veulent chatter? trader des pics?
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>>646891731
What a gay looking flag
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250
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Kingston, fuckers better vote liberal
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>>646891731
>Being french
What do you guys think of ontariofags who went through 12 years of french immersion to learn your shitty language?
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>>646892219
Why, so you can feel good about smoking dope? Nope, Conservative all the way.
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780 Edmonton, all these albertan retards will for sure be voting conservative
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>>646892325
Fuck you scum eat my taxes
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>>646891171
306 stoon m reporting in east side
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>>646892325
Doesn't matter who you vote for, taxes are going up. Harper may be anti immigration right now, but he'll do a 180 6 months into his term. At least with Liberal we get dope. Nobody else has anything real to offer.
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>>646892530
I would say Christian Heritage, but it's no longer a national party.
Shit sucks.
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902 Cape Breton Island just moved back after spending 11 years in Toronto Area
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>>646892784
At least with the Conservatives, rich peoples' taxes won't be going up.
I love drinking lieberal tears.
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506
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I'm from Quebec and went to school in Alberta for a while, and when I said that Harper's square head was the reason Canada was in such a slump, everyone looked at me and a kid said that he was the hero who saved us from the economy crash there was a few years ago.
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519 Guelph (local...not a damn schooly)
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>>646893024
i lived in guelph for like 10 years befor moving to cambridge for 1 then back here to NS
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>>646893147
Guelph is beautiful. I love living here.
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anyone got rachel h from barrie? great body
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>>646892961
That's because Albertans are politically backward. Just wondering though, did you go to school closer to Calgary or Edmonton. Because southern Albertans are even worse
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902 Halifax/Dartmouth! Anyone else from this shithole??
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>>646892922
Rich peoples taxes will never go up. If they do, they'll just move. All liberals will do is make upper middle classes taxes go up.
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>>646893337
God bless Barrie. The girls are easy and lots of whites. I just dont understand why they all wear ugly ass pants.
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>>646894347
got pics of any barrie chicks?
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>>646893415
Calgary fag reporting in


SUCK ON MY 5 PERCENT TAX BITCH
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>>646895055
We used to have no sales taxes, then the lieberals took office. This is why it's important to vote Conservative.
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Quebec finally here to ruin this thread
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>>646895310
This is a Canada thread, please leave
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Oakville fag here
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Ayr here, if you guys know where that is
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>>646895414
lmao I went to grade school in Ayr
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Hugs for all.
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Brit here.

moving over permanently to Alberta next year.

Any tips?
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>>646895695
All the cops here are British, you'll fit in
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>>646895695
Don't do a lot of meth
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Anyone in Fort Mcmurray?
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>>646893415
Not him but I'm actually in Edmonton right now and I live in Calgary.
It's actually fucking disgusting I see LGBT bullshit everywhere and white girls walking around with niggers. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Calgary:
>everyone proper and decent
>see a nigger and a white girl once a year
>everyone looks down upon then
Edmonton:
>fucking natives and LGBT shit fucking everywhere
>see THREE interracial couples in one fucking day
>people are terrible drivers

Yeah no Edmonton is fucking shit.
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>>646895695

Bring a calculator so you can calculate VAT.

Foreign born Canadians can't drive for shit.

They sell milk in bags.
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>>646891303
cobourg/porthope?
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>>646895772
For real?

Can't wait to see you guys again. Visited Alberta and Newfoundland. You guys are friendly as fuck
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>>646895695
It's cold as fuck most of the year so buy some good winter gear. Other than that Alberta is a good slice of Canada. You'll like it.
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>>646892813
Christian Heritage? Bitch believes in Jesus + Capitalism = Faggot x 1000
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>>646896043
A coworker of mine just came over from England, we have Scott's everywhere... etc
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>>646892182
Also 250. Victoria
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>>646892344
Sup fellow edmonton nigger. Harper can lick my taint
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>>646895990
Gotta admit, I felt really scared every time we went out for a drive around Near Edmonton. Craziest drivers ever.
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403 reporting in from stephen the retard weaboo harpers riding. Voting liberal like anyone who loves thrir country not being run by canadas version of george w bush should
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>>646895374
I fucking hate Canaduh threads...and I am one, like the rest of you fucking morons. Nationalism of any type sucks the fucking dried biscuit, and Canadian nationalism sucks that sans milk.
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>>646896186
So excited to move over and start a fresh page. Go to college again and actually pursue an actual fucking career instead of being stuck in this call centre agency job here in the UK :(
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>>646896109
Dumbass.

It's God's Party.
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>>646896452
Says a faggot on a Weaboo and /pol/ containing board.
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>>646895930
Lol you think Edmonton's bad? You'd shit bricks in Winnipeg.
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>>646896378
Dude totally I was driving yesterday and this bitch was riding my ass for going the speed limit so I went extra slow and didn't let her pass me and I saw her screaming at me from my rear view.
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>>646896617
g_d can roll it and stick it up his rural Alberta
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Born in Germany, moved to Canada for 9 years, now back in Germany. Haven't heard much of whats going on in Canada. What's been the news lately in Canada?
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306 here from the city that rhymes with things I'd like to fuck
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>>646895930
Just to say... I'm going to The Doughnut Box to cheer on your boys against the Argos.
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>>646896855
El Paso
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>>646896704
Topkek
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604 reporting in.
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>>646893024
I'm a 519 fag that's 705 now. It's fucking cold, fuck this shit.
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>>646896704
That's why I rather enjoy Alberta because everyone else has their heads up their ass. Not only that but everyone gets all uppity that we're hardcore conservative and our province is shit when we make ALL the money for Canada and the rest of the provinces mooch off us for welfare.
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>>646890853
613 cap city represent
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>>646895930
Edmonton sucks. The driveways are in the backyard. What the fuck is that gay ass shit?
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>>646896712
fuck man, I was in this 4x4 with some of the Canadian fam and we were driving towards Fort Mcmurray. it was pitch black, no fucking lights anywhere. just snow and farmland everywhere. Just driving down this long emtpy road and out of FUCKING NOWHERE this fucking huge ass pick up truck speeds out at an intersection in front of us with no lights.

Step sis's fiancee goes nuts and beeps as it flies by. All of a sudden, the fucking pick up pulls over, turns the lights on and just sits there as we are coming up to it.

He's still going nuts behind the wheel "Oh he's pulled over? GOOD im gonna kick his fucking ass!

Then there's me: "dude please keep driving please dont stop, he might have a gun please dont please i want to live im begging you"

8/10 one of the most scariest experiences ever

we ended up driving past the pick up and it was a woman going nuts
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>>646893024
Live nearby in cambridge but its ghetto af, im okay with the car scene thats why i stay
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>>646897363
>shitting on albertan drivers
>all these stories contain women
>further proves women are just shitty drivers
Sounds scary as fuck though
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>>646896696
You say it like those are bad things, lol!
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>>646896452
I used to feel that way. Now I feel like cultural identity is an important part of being a healthy person.
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kirkland lake, bitches
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>>646892344
>>646896324
How is it retarded to vote conservative?
What have the liberals brought to Ontario by running deficicts all these years? A shrinking economy, job losses, erosion of GDP and more debt per person than California is what. By many measures Ontario is in real trouble because of constant deficit spending to 'boost' the economy ala the Liberal plan.

What have the NDP brought everywhere they've been so far? Debt, job losses and over spending. How well have they done in Alberta so far? Did you like how they tried to give raisies to themselves, those over 240k/yr before it became public knowledge and was squashed? Really? They're going to help the richest 1% first before anyone else. Yay!

You think its retarded to vote conservative, the only party that is actually doing anything good measurably for the country but it's you who are the oblivious retards.
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>>646897994
Harper inherited a surplus, and spent it to deficit financing before the recession started.
That tells me all I need to know about the Conservatives.
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>>646897656
You've obviously never driven the Deerfoot in Calgary, son. Those accidents that happen every 4 hours are all caused by overcharged dudes hepped up on goofballs.
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Im Canadian Eh! I like dicks EH!
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>>646893898
902 Lower Sackville, any plans for the afternoon?
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Harper has been pumping money into Canada like an oil pipeline
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Chatham, Ontario, ghetto af. Former site of Navistar Canada and the Wheels Inn. Home of the Retro Suites and the "Car Capitol of Canada". The only thing we have going for us is R.M car auctions. Welcome to Chatham-Kent, where all the jobs are call centres now. Fml
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Do they have niggers in Canada?
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canadians are irrelevant to the world.
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>>646898367
Yeah, then oil prices collapsed. Now the only thing he's pumping is Muslim women.
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>>646897363
>>646897656
Your scariest experience is an asshole driver who spooked you. Did nothing but stop his or her vehicle, probably after realizing they were being stupid and took a timeout.

I own over 50 guns, yet I don't just have them in my vehicle because I might need to shoot someone when I was driving like a tard.
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>>646898440
They mostly stick around the gta, don't think I've seen a nigger on the east coast yet.
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>>646897696
Canadian cultural identity:
>not British
>not American
>beer commercials
>Shela Copps' flag campaign in '91
>hockey
>commercials for hockey
>even though hockey is now dominated by Europeans, Russians and Americans

Yes, so mentally, emotionally and spiritually healthy.
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>>646898182
The whole wide fucking world went into recession due to the economic crisis and we did the best out of the G8. Every government within ran deficits because they had to.

Your Liberals would have and still want to. It's fiscally irresponsible as they have demonstrated with Ontario. Not that their plan couldn't have worked because it did for Trudeau Sr, but it hasn't for years in Ontario.
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>>646898440
If by niggers you mean moronic, cry baby white people, then yes, we're the nigger capital of the world.
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Windsor checking in.
Heard only the rich and famous live in ON
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>>646898965
That would be Vancouver proper
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>>646892219
Kingston here too. Voting liberal.
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Lets all vote for Gille Duceppe
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>>646898810
You didn't even read what I posted.
Deficit spending BEFORE the recession.
Fucktard. No wonder all the in-bred hicks like Harper.
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>>646898965
>rich
The poorest person in Calgary is wealthier than the richest person in Ontario
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>>646898440
Lie US style gangster wannabe black people? All major cities have some, but it's not like the US with whole neighbourhoods devoted to their bullshit. For the most part in Canada all cultures act civilly and no not reflect the US in any way.
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>living in a democracy
>thinking voting matters to the outcome
kek
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>>646899083
Vancouver is full of rich and famous amerifags
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>>646899183
Kek

You do know that plenty of wealthy people live in Toronto, right?
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>>646899321
er, okay. Why're you quoting me? Accident I'll assume.
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>>646899126
No you're the idiot because you don't even know when the deficit was. The first was 2008-2009 of 5.8B which WAS THE YEAR OF THE CRISIS.

Fucking schoolaged idiot who probably never even had to pay taxes so you believe the lies and bullshit the NDP and Liberals claim because you've never had to care.

Well you will now fucktard.
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>>646899183
I wish that was true, go buy me a Toronto or Vancouver house.
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>>646899548
2007, dumbass. I was at work when I heard the news.
Go troll a loli thread.
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I love how tourists but moose toys to remember canada, but our ideological species is a beaver.
I love beavers
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>>646899918
Negative dumbfuck, try using the internet you shitstain
After producing a surplus in 2007-08 of $9.6 billion, the Harper government delivered a deficit of $5.8 billion in 2008-09 during the global recession.

In subsequent years, his Conservative governments generated shortfalls of $55.6 billion in 2009-10; $33.4 billion in 2010-11; $26.3 billion in 2011-12; $18.4 billion for 2012-13; and $5.2 billion for 2013-14.
The Department’s fiscal monitor said preliminary numbers show Ottawa had a surplus of $2.9-billion for 2014-15, but it noted the tally didn’t include several end-of-year adjustments, including final tax revenues and valuation adjustments for assets and liabilities.
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506 Fredericton reporting in. Anyone got any nudes?
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>>646899999
Nice quints.

Ice Cube is now dead.
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>>646899918
How did that McJob treat you dumbfuck
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>>646900180
Just by using *YOUR* numbers, Harper exceeded even Mulroney's deficits.
*slow clap*
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>>646899083
Queens?
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>>646900448
The fucking great economic recession to which the US has spent over 6 trillion. How did you expect Canada to do it?
*slow clap* yourself for being yet another perfect example of a waste of human skin.
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>>646893898
Fuck yeah!
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>>646900448
Every fucking country is running deficits but Canada shouldn't. Stoopid anon
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Hey Canadian friends. You kind folks wouldn't mind making room for a colored man from the US, right? I promise I'll keep to myself and not racemix with the others. All I seek is peace and security.
Also, I'm a Dental Hygienist.

PS: I'm not black
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>>646900728
That's what fiscal conservatism believes. Proof Harpie is a SOCIAL conservative.
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>>646900914
You can racemix here, we're not America. Just try and become Canadian and you'll be fine. Just remember there's stupid people on both sides of the border.
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>>646892961
I fucking love that animation.
The silky movements are just plain awesome.

Also, has anyone noticed that Canadians (People from Ontario in particular) swear a lot.

I know loads of Americans who cram 10 swear words together but God damn if Torontonians can't slip a fuck and a shit in as though it was the new "eh".
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Anyone else neutral?
Say neutral....
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>>646901103
No that's what current economic policies dictated after the fallout from not doing these things in the aftermath of the crash of 1929 and during the great depression.
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>>646893415
Politically backwards for wanting to pay the minimum in taxes?
You should move to Quebec and help them pay for it to be a distinct society.
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>>646895878
Is anyone left there?
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Canada is a piece of shit.
I take that back. It's an ENTIRE WHOLE BOWEL-MOVEMENT.
Canadian customs burns books that expose kike criminals. Books by David Duke, Michael Collins Piper, and William Pierce for example.
The entire Canadian media is run by filthy talmudic kike, but the ADHD Canadian fucktards do nothing. They make the U.S. look GOOD ahaha fuck you Can-a-shit.
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>>646895990
Just in the east. Out west it's in jugs and cartons.
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>>646895695
Lots of British and Australian police.
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>>646897315
Not all neighbourhoods are like that.
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Moving to Redwater soon...

Anyone there?
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>>646900565
nah. com. college, I'm done with all that now; graduated. working full time.
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>>646891731
In Canada we speak English faggot.
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>>646898681
>>even though hockey is now dominated by Europeans, Russians and Americans
kek we win every game euro kob even the ruskies got their shit in far and deep.
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>>646896079
Visited Alberta for a month to see the father. I fucking love cold weather so it's a win win for me
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>>646901987
That's Redwater... AB...
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>>646890853
OP said Canada thread and in Canada we speak ENGLISH so all you Quebexican faggots stay out.
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19 m edmonton
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A B C D E F Guy H I J K L M N O Buddy Q R S T U Fwend W X Eh! and -fart-
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>>646898681
>America
>Mighty Ducks

Flying V is offside faggot. Educate yourself.
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>>646898965
>In Windsor
>Thinks everyone is rich
>Windsor has highest unemployment rate in Canada
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>>646901621
Look how Canadians are fucking afraid to respond to an anti-kike post, out of fear of being charged with "racial hate crime".
Fucking pussies I hope the kike does the Bolshevik NKVD routine on you unarmed cowardly turds.
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>>646902855
Windsor anon should take a drive to Detroit if he wants to feel good about himself and his city again.
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>>646892219
Fuck Gerretsen, he was a dick to students when he was mayor.
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>>646903020
No we just choose to ignore fucking racist idiots like yourself.
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>>646903184
Go fuck a nigger and have a pubeheaded violent little stupid shit who grows up to OJ your cowardly ass.
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>>646898681
>>even though hockey is now dominated by Europeans, Russians and Americans

Do you even know what you're talking about. Canadians alone make up more players in the NHL than all other nations COMBINED.

Check out this link if you want more stats.
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>>646901621
Ugh, look twink, we're gonna finally round you anti-semetic cocksuckers up and ship you to Israel, where that critical amount of Jewishness will cause you a totally meltdown and die. At least you'll be outta here and we can make room for nice people.
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>>646903404
Forgot link

http://www.quanthockey.com/TS/TS_PlayerNationalities.php
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