Subtly prove you're an oldfag
>>646876865
I was in a color guard for Ronald Regan when I was in Boy Scouts. How's that for fucking oldfag?
>>646877141
> karate kicking pirate off the rope
I have been here since summer
>>646876865
shoopdawoop
>>646877470
dude you're rly old
Im 12 and Wat is this
>Dancingbaby.gif
old enough to directly look at the name before looking at that picture again.
>>646877626
Holllyyy shitttt. My brain exploded.
>>646877574
>>646876865
What is this, a troll image for ants?!
>>646877626
suicidetire
>so…?
>>646877574
>>646879243
Shiiiiit
been here all summer newfriend
your an idiot
I don't have to prove shit to you faggot
>>646879661
siamese twins? Girl on right not naked.
Row row fight the powah
>>646876865
Did you take that pic on a potato?
I know why I say "check'em" for GETs
remember when people didnt say kek
>>646880668
>>646880722
Because?
And checked.
Now do me!
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>>646880567
>2009
>old
>>646880085
who is powah?
>>646876865
fuck you! I lost.
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>>646881154
too soon
>>646876865
I miss Cotton Eyed Jim.
>>646881154
Too soon, anon.
>>646877141
>>646880877
Movie was made about that wasn't it? With Aubrey Plaza
Been here since 2008
Im not proud of it
So much wasted time
/b/ aint even funny anymore
>>646880760
Wasn't that long ago, really.
>>646880722
checked
>>646876865
fuck i lost
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>>646880823
Man id wait for days for this shit to happen and i fuckin missed it when i was out getting chicken
>>646881741
>getting chicken
Nigger confirmed.
>>646881037
who was phone?
>>646877141
Thanks buddy. I really deserved that promotion.
Stickam thread
>>646881154
Too soon /b/ro
>>646881538
and you wonder why your parents don't love you
>>646876865
I'm gay.
Halo is pretty cool
>>646876865
why the fuck would i want to prove that im a 40 year old loser living in me mammys basement?
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#noko
>>646881079
Kek
Blast it with piss
>>646876865
Dasu dasu lol. Do a battle roll and I just lost the match.
>>646877470
I voted for Reagen
meeeeow meeeeow sad toys
>>646883096
kek
>>646883096
She looks really concerned, but does it anyway. Nice.
>>646882586
#fortune
>>646881154
What's the story with this picture? Ive seen it a million times
>>646877574
OH I SEE NOW
That isn't a lake, it's a concrete wall
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-face-that-launched-an-online-war/article970184/
i remember that i was angry, because you fucking scared her and made her sad. fuck you, if you were a part of this.
>>646883548
Holy shat
>>646876865
Listen, dude: I'm almost 49 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k when it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.
You still want to call me "new", friend?
>>646883497
Look, anon... Maybe some other time... It's just too soon to really talk about it. Sorry.
>>646883497
antifreeze
>>646883497
The nerve..
>>646883825
>subtle
>>646884023
>
dayum tsim fuckus
did he die?
>>646883497
tragic nerve gas accident
>>646881834
kek
>>646877626
>>646878742
I don't see it.
Am I missing something, or is it a troll one?
>>646881154
idgaf shit happens
>>646884348
King lukeywes1234
thx for making me remember that
noko
Frosted butts
#fortune goes in every field
DSFARGEG
400x400 .gif
>>646884996
Johnny Cash
You, sir, are an idiot
AnonTalk
When you see it.....
>>646883497
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Perfection_Girl
>>646877626
Right house, second floor. Flooding water, pouring out of window.
Is it?
>>646883497
Wow you have some NERVE
>>646876865
Lost it: game
dubs get
>>646887104
also holy fuck, im the oldestfag here. fuck me.
>>646881538
Pose all u want: that ain't....wait. let me slip this in here...
>>646876865
>>646885562
Wasn't there a video of this chick?
>>646886282
The basketball net?
>>646877626
not a tire swing
>>646887104
Cept if you were, you'd know that efg is always 400x400 newfag
>>646887948
daaaaaamn son, youre old as fuck too. also yeah youre right faggot. have a pepe.
Who can really tell if somebody's an oldfag?
It is a mystery.
>>646889429
newfag detected.
>>646889657
pls
alt0129 space alt0129 space alt30 enter
alt30 space alt30
seniorfag
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marblecake
>>646876865
Curtain and pants I can read anything
>>646890256
kek
>>646885496
the shadows of the lamps next to the bed go into other directions
>>646890555
Do you know how light works?
the surgeon
Probably the earliest thing I remember from when I started coming to /b/
bring back M.T. Snake
>>646890256
I get it
>>646881538
Oldfag detected
>>646882313
Detected old fag
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>>646890555
Read the title dumbass
>>646880554
>Prove you're an oldfag
>Prove you have been here long
>What are internet upload and download speeds and cost of internet connection 10 years ago
Here's the first thing I ever saved off /b/, January 8, 2007... Fuck almost 9 years what have I done.
Ayyyy I remembered my old photobucket account back before I didn't have a hard drive big enough to save autistic amounts of pictures locally. Contributing the first thing I ever saved to it.
>>646881185
DDT NIGGERS
though that's not an oldfag thing
This gonna take a while to crypt
>>646877141
Dude, love that dongcopter
>>646876865
>bet you roody-poos can't seven
>>646886631
>>646886631
LMAO
>>646880877
I saw this on ebaumsworld before 4chan was even a website, stale classic
>>646894299
Checked
To become an oldfag, you must become greater than you were as a newfag; more complex and sophisticated, flexible and adaptable yet stable and balanced. This takes time and effort. It's easier than you think, but harder than you want it to be. You can only do it one step at a time.
Oldness is experience, and faggotry is character. To progress, you must make yourself do boring and/or frustrating but necessary things:
>survive, stay healthy; minimize risk, maximize opportunity, overcome adversity
>learn unpleasant lessons, make tough choices
>exercise your willpower, become disciplined
>study and practice challenging topics and skills
As they get older and society imposes more expectations and responsibilities upon them, many people extinguish the little flame of faggotry that burns within their hearts. To become an oldfag, you must nurture that flame every day, until it becomes a great, firey sun; a self-sustaining emonuclear reactor which motivates you always. When [?chan or similar environment] is a site you visit, you're a newfag. When its philosophy is part of yours, you're an oldfag.
I'm 24.46 years old, and will be over 9000 days old on December 21st (3rd anniversary of the 2012 phenomenon) at 11:21 pm. I want to be an eldritch abomination when I grow up. I like cats. I'm a newfag.
>>646884348
i miss him...
>>646879903
its her arm mate.
>>646879661
wtf I saw the reverse mindfuck
after a minute of searching I realized the fat arm looked like the girl was naked
>>646885034
this is some new shit
i hate all of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0gJZMx79pA
>>646885496
Finally realized the room has no door!
>>646894811
I miscalculated; I'll be 9001 days old on December 22nd, at 6:21 pm GMT-10 (my current time zone)
>>646883825
Calm thyself
>>646884531
Snacks is a fucking king
>>646896329
Some of the creepiest shit I've seen. She has dead eyes. Do you have the one with her on the table with that ratty white dress?
>>646899366
>>646885496
The ceiling is just one megagigantic spider nest?
Nobody remembers this maymay
>>646876865
>>646881154
MOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSS
>>646899527
ive blown so many loads to her i get a half chub watching horrors
>>646900202
>2012
>old
>>646899527
Pink, why I thought white idk
Bring back Snacks
>>646885496
FILENAME
>>646881538
That's brilliant
>>646881297
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>>646881154
I was at that party. Her brother let me fuck her afterwards. That shit was so cash.
I was quite the boxer in my day
>>646879243
Has anyone ever confirmed wtf it is? I bet I'm going to see one of those stupid click bait articles about what it is once someone figures it out
Our fucking culture is so fucking predictable
>>646903702
That's so fucking true, they can zoom everything and it's still 4K resolution
>>646904521
the lake is no lake. It's a concrete wall.
>>646904821
I always thought so. I would of have thought someone would have gone up to the wall and taken a picture to prove it by now
>>646881538
lost
>>646876865
Me being the toxic newfriend i have always been.
>>646882486
The real question: what reason do you have to prove yourself anything on an anonymous board?
>>646885841
There's people in the background
>>646905921
Nice cum rag. How long has it been used? I'm guessing 2 years worth of loads.
>>646906345
this was a great read.. checked that pussy so hard.
1/7
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>>646907307
>]
>inb4 not posting 7/7.
>>646896329
Been here since 2006 and even I don't know what this is.
7/7
>>646907498
don't worry here it is
Itty bitty baby
>>646901079
lol still waiting for the DS debut.
>>646907664
lurk moar
>>646876865
I can't tell my left hand from the other one, does that make me an oldfag?
>>646876865
You fucking moron. I lost because of you. I hate to lose!!
>>646907664
because everything after 2005 is newfag
right until 2011 where everything is cancer.
>>646907664
>2006
Full of shit if you don't know who she is.
>>646898971
I think that's a Whale, friend.
>>646886236
There's always that one guy that has to ruin all the fun.
>>646908390
>edgy
I'm not sure you know what that means m8
>>646908064
Been here ages bruh.
Can't say I know who she is, though. Seen her picture once or twice, but never looked into it.
Figured it was pedo b&
Hey guys tell me what you want to do to me <3
The grifter.
>>646909095
tits
>>646876865
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>>646880554
Lurk moar
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>inb4 not oldfag shit
Still shit memories. Also cotton eyed joe.
>>646908677
its creepychan
took creepy pics featuring her large eyes and later on an anon found her on top model tv show or something
one gorgeous motherfucker
>>646910202
pussy now
>>646907763
itty bitty boo