Your mom, shit was cash etc etc

>>646612705
It;s just like fucking my current girlfriend, only cheaper and won't open her mouth unless my dick is going in it.

I live in the UK and I love it, really pretty safe with Adultwork and UKpunting. Did try some when I was in America. It was mostly bait and switch shit or they just looked like crackheads and one robed me.

>>646612705
that's a cop

>>646612705
A few.
If you're just looking for a quickie with no strings attached it makes a shitload more sense than keeping a girlfriend.

>how was it?
You get what you pay for.
If you're looking for a bargain try hitting the whorehouses early, or off-hours when there isn't much business.

If in America fuck strippers. It's easier and safer.
Trust me, I'm a long time hobbiest.

>>646612705
I did it around 10 times.
Not bad but it depends a lot of the girl.
Some of them just want your money and the others try to give you and her pleasure.
But overall It is cool
I have fucked shemales prostitutes too

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>>646612705
No recently went to see a dom though. It was weird.

>>646613597
Shemales are hit or miss.
I always make them show me their tits before they get into my car to avoid dudes in wigs and shit.

>>646613404
this

>>646613305
can you elaborate?
how often do you visit one? how much £££? why? etc.

>>646613305
Also the cops must be all over that shit in Amrica because they were using codewords and all sorts. One of them kept asking me if I had my rain coat and she meant condoms? Is that well known in America?

>>646613742
I want to try that but can't find any that are ok with my stds.
Most strippers and hookers are too high to care but all the Doms make a couple of warts a huge issue.

>>646613929
Only by cops. Don't pick them up online, hit the strip club or the streets its surprisingly safer.

>>646613929
its well known everywhere.

>>646613852
Once every two months or so. I have a gf who I'm pretty certain I am going to marry at some point but if I didn't do this I'd have dumped her because I feel you have to experience whats out there. With sites like Adultwork in the UK you can get some really classy escorts. Brothels usually charge you around £40 for half an hour, good place to start. A lot of the independent ones can charge about £120 an hour, up to about £150.

>>646613834
I did it three times.
The first one was beautiful. The second was not terrible and the third was average...
You can't be lucky everytime.

yes. in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dluL4CJOUNI

>>646614264
Well I'd never heard of it. I've never had to have a code word for condoms I guess, seems weird

>>646612705
when i go overseas theres an escort service that can provide anything you ask for and i mean anything
its always good but expensive but worth it

>>646614095
Can you not get treatment for that?

I live in Europe. I go to a brothel every couple of weeks. My two favorites are one that's all Asian Europeans, mostly college students making some extra money, and the other is an FKK club.

I've fucked about 13 different prostitutes. It's really a roll of the dice for the type of experience you'll get if you do craigslist/backpage. Generally, pricier service is better. But there is always that fear afterwards that you've caught something. So just use your instinct.

>>646614666
>overseas
where
>anything
such as

I tried but couldnt get it up. kept thinking cops were going to bust me in the car with a big butted nigra

>>646614944
>FKK club.
are you in berlin?

100+ in Thailand. Have had both good and bad experiences. Usually just find one I like in the nightclubs. It's hit or miss, but it's super cheap (about 50$ for all night) and the good experieces heavily outnumber the bad so it's great value imo.

I'm kinda addicted to picking up streetwalkers. I fucked one on the hood of my truck in some random persons driveway, was really fucking hot.

>>646615140
Zurich

>>646614944
It is a shame that brothel are forbidden in France

Is this the same pussy who posted a few hours ago asking "I'm getting my first prostitute on Saturday how do I get over the nerves"? If so then you need to chill out and stop making threads, and you probably should cancel your plans if you're this nervous

>>646615190
Why were they bad experinces? you find any cock?

>>646615330
oh cool, didn't realise they had them there too

>>646615022
korea, japan, china, taiwan
you can get 90 year old grannies or 7 year old girls. you can do hardcore bdsm to scat orgy
all std free

>>646615335
OP here, no that wasn't me

>>646613229
LOL AHA OMG

>>646615368
usually smelly or crazy or hidden deformity

>>646615598
Back to reddit

>>646615368
Nah. The ladyboys are generally super easy to spot. Plus I usually pick up from a nightclub that doesn't allow ladyboys.

The bad experiences have generally been because the girl gets drunk and starts some drama. Nothing serious, just annoying shit that ruins the mood.

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>>646612705
I've banged probably over 25 women at massage parlors. I stopped doing that about 10 years ago, though. Now, I just go for hand jobs and assplay.

Once in a while one of the girls giving me a hand job will start blowing me. This is really annoying, because as a gentleman, I am compelled to give them another $20 for the bj over the standard hj price.

I think I might have "raped" a girl that I mistook for a hooker. She was walking downthe street, wasnt dressed slutty or doing any normal hooker shit. I pulled up and asked her if she was working or walking. She just mumbled something and I told her to get in. She got in but didnt say a word. I pulled into a church parking lot and told her to take her clothes off. She did so, but seemed very reluctant about it. Still hasnt said anything. Fucked her on the hood of my truck but I couldnt cum because of how awkward she was acting. Tossed her clothes out of the truck along with 40 bucks and drove away.

>>646616187
Alpha

>>646613483

how do you find out if a stripper hooks? Not all do.... presumably...

Yeah fucked 4 of them so far.

>>646614608
rain coats.
johnnies.
cum catchers.
hats.

there's a fuckload of nicknames for them.

When I was based in Germany use to fuck them regular. Just never pay with your card in a brothel, I woke up to -£1,500 in my account. Robbing whores, good night though

Never have. :/

Cops can lie to you about being a prostitute.
But they can't show you their tits.
Prostitutes sometimes work for cops to help catch Johns.
Prostitutes working that way with cops nearby watching, ALSO can't flash their tits.
Prostitutes know this.
Cops know this.
Johns know this.
All you have to do to avoid cops, is tell them to show their tits before you agree to anything.
Cops will refuse flatly.
Prostitutes will be reluctant to give anything up for free.
You say, "Sure, kay, nice try, cop."
Cops then either give up or lie harder.
Prostitutes show tits - their goal is to make money, and showing tits costs them nothing if they think they already lost the John, and might convince the John they're not a cop.
Then you know it's clear.

>>646616555
pull your dick out during a private dance

>>646616555
i'd assume you'd need to flash some cash, let them know you want to spend it on 'something special'...

i've spent time talking to strippers at strip clubs, but the conversation has never gone that way. I think a strip club would get shut down pretty quick in Aus for selling sex.

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>>646617101

ok, and then they ask for an extra $250 over the $10 lapdance?

I feel like I'd get kicked out of the strip club I've been to.. but maybe I just need to go to a seedier one

>>646612705
I've fucked maybe 15-20 in america and europe and I would definitely recommend the asian ones above all else. They're in a foreign country for one purpose, and one purpose only, so they know what their job is and how to do it well.

>>646612705
I never have but I'm guessing it's like a regular chick only less diseased.

>>646617499
checked.

i know when im in a foreign country all i want to do is fuck, but i dont get paid for it!

>>646615332
There are plenty of cute asian girls in parisian massage parlours