>>646535433
Cum filled cookies.

Fruit and vegetables.

>>646535433
my dick

invite them in for sex? it's legal as they don't live long enough to tell the police

>>646535800
Fuck you man.
Beat me to it.

>>646535779
>this

or photos of candy

>>646535433
Pinecones

>>646535433

sueing them for trespasing on private property

legal.

>>646535433
Idk.
Isis recruiting pamphlets??

Abstinence brochures and jesus literature

>>646535433
Tooth Floss

Suckable candies soaked in LSD and repackaged. Even gummy bears would work.

>>646535433
your friendship

>>646535969

THIS

>>646535946

Only if you have "no trespassing" signs set up, and even then if you live in town and they only go up to your door you'll probably lose just for being a cunt.

>>646535800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABrSYqiqvzc

>>646535946
kek

>>646536030
>What is the worst legal thing
>legal
>suggests giving LSD to kids

How fucking retarded are you?

>>646535433
A bigass brick right through the bottom of their paper bag.

>>646535969
>met some guy on craigslist at walmart
>sell him my bicycle
>he pays me
>oh here and this is for you
>jesus literature

>>646535433
Pour soda in their candy bucket.

>>646535433
Buy sweet Vidalia onions (they don't have a strong scent when they haven't been cut into) shave the ends off with a knife and shove a popsicle stick in them and then dip them in caramel. Fake candy apples. And it's cheaper than candy, too, tbh.

>>646536090

lol you can sue for getting coffee too hot

you can sue for having ppl invading your property and shooting them for self defense

>>646535433

immodium

>>646535433
fireworks

>>646536268

You can sue for any retarded reason on earth, but that doesn't mean you win, and if you don't have a valid reason you waste tons of money and you can get countersued, too, so being a sue-happy retard isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>>646536268
shooting children trick or treating on halloween?

Ofcourse you can't. Not even dumbfuckistan 'murica are THAT fucked up

>>646536268
>you can legally shoot kids in halloween costumes on halloween for ringing your doorbell

>>646536254
Also, mix the caramel with paprika and citric acid then thicken it back up with cornstarch if you really want to Fuck with them. Can't smell it and it just makes the caramel a tad bit of a darker brown.

>>646535433
Ricin laced candy?

>>646535433
Beheaded them with a sabre.
ISIS guy here.

>>646536185
its always legal if you don't get caught.

>>646536432
>>646536450

I bet you anything this guy believes guns are evil because he thinks they can actually legally be used in this way.

>>646536237
You mobilized a god damn Mormon!

>>646535433
There was an old lady who lived in my neighborhood when I was a kid who used to give out pennies. This lady had a huge bowl of pennies every year. She was a sweet lady throughout the rest of the year and my neighbors and my parents all loved her so it was one of those things where my dad would be like "YOU WILL VISIT MRS. RUTH TONIGHT AND YOU WILL TAKE HER PENNIES AND YOU WILL THANK HER AND LISTEN TO HER COMPLIMENT YOUR COSTUME FOR FIVE MINUTES".

Fucking pennies.

your phone number

>>646536185


yeah what a fuckin retard , LSD is hard to get and expensive so speed in soft mints ( make sure they eat them on the door step ) is so much more fun . Poor fags consider vodka jellys

>>646536450
>>646536432
>>646536400

its america faggots, its legal to shoot anyone any tresspassers after you put out a warning sign. since everyone is disguised, you can clain it was self defense of burglary. youd shoot the kids, sue them for money, and do it againnext year.

>>646535433
Just get a couple bags of prank candy from the interwubs

>>646535433

Candy.

Leads to tooth decay, obesity, diabetes.

>>646536571

She was probably an alien and those pennies were advanced microchips of cosmic wisdom that would unlock if your ungrateful little ass had contemplated them thankfully for a single second.

>>646536558
moron* 8m8 learn how of 2 spelling engelish before confirm post
Thanks
Hassan

>>646535433
Genocide

>>646536632
>its legal to shoot anyone any tresspassers after you put out a warning sign.

Confirmed liberal anti-gun retard.
Holy fuck you are retarded.

>>646536678
/thread

>>646536632
Also take their candy
Then make candy iykwim

stickers with subtle gay messages

>>646535433
windows 10

>>646536678

Pretty much this. Give them Sugar Daddies if you want them to have their healthy teeth yanked clean out of their skull.

4chan pass

>>646536759

http://blogs.findlaw.com/law_and_life/2013/12/is-it-ever-legal-to-shoot-trespassers.html

>>But property owners may be able to shoot at trespassers in self-defense if they fear great bodily harm or death.<<

only shoot kids with plastic knives and guns. you legaly win

>>646536268
I don't think you understand trespassing laws. You can't just shoot and make legal claims to people just stepping on your property. If they come to your door and announce themselves you have to tell them to leave. If they don't you can call the police, but you can't just shoot them if they aren't jeopardizing your safety. People like you give gun owners a bad name

a thanksgiving invitation

Metallica's St' Anger

>>646536571
lol

>>646537112
You monster

>>646536993

you can if you can bring up evidence in court proving you had legal reason to shoot trespassers

what matters is what you can bring up as proof in court, not what actualy happen

Grifter VHS box set

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>>646536875

>>646536745
mormonism is a religion dumbass

>>646537112
good song tbh

>>646536971

Read the link, dumbass. A) it says they have to have invaded your home, and B) it leaves out that you have to REASONABLY fear bodily harm or death.

There's nothing for you to reasonably fear from trick-or-treaters. If you claim you were afraid of their fake guns your ass is going to the buttrape hotel, and holy fuck do you deserve it just for being so incredibly dumb.

>>646535905
My sides are fries.

>>646537177

this is how police men can get away with many abusive treatment and get 2 weeks of paid suspension. no proof, no case.

>>646536678
this and fucking prepaid vidya cards with zionist propaganda written in sharpie
>if you want to ruin a generation do it right

>>646535433
Show indifference

>>646536745
What are you talking about Mormons are people who believe in Mormonism. I spelled it correctly you're a dumb cunt

>>646536196
Is it normal to use paper bags where you're from?

>>646537271

Man retards like you give SJW nigger liberals a bad name. Just stop.

>>646536268
You're a special kind of retarded if you think you can sue trick-or-treaters. Also, the hot coffee thing is a terrible example of stupid lawsuits seeing as they were serving it literally boiling and it gave an old woman third degree burns over a good portion of her body

>>646537345

Kids use all sorts of stuff, paper, plastic, those hard pumpkin buckets.

>>646537241

they tresspass my home, bring guns and knives, comouflage their face. knock on my door and ask me to open to mug me. legaly i can shoot them

>>646537177
Yea good luck proving a bunch of unarmed children, likely with other witnesses, were a threat to you. At this point you know you're wrong, but are to much of a faggot to admit it

a visit to their door on halloween

Chop a liver or kidney into chunks and wrap in tin foil. They will love opening those treats.

>>646537463
at this point the b8 is obvious, but keep taking it m8

>>646537419
>Twelve year old detected

You really don't understand how the world works, do you?

>>646535800
But that's not legal you fucking moron.

>>646537419

Except you have to pretend to be a colossal dumbass and be entirely unaware of the concept of haloween to be afraid or threatened. You also have to pretend to be afraid of kids wearing Iron Man costumes and carrying plastic guns.

Try your plan, see how it works. Just point your gun and scream at them and see how long it takes before you wind up sucking dick in prison. (thank god you almost certainly have no gun and have never been near one).

You are incredibly stupid and ignorant, you should work on the ignorant part at least.

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>>646535433
>Sticky note that reads, "hapy haloween."

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These. look like little caramels to tard kids.

>>646537714
/thread

Your shit in proper chocolate wrap

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party city discount coupon

>>646536993
actually yes you can officer.
> you tell them to leave
>they dont and persist
>bang bang bang
And thats how you shoot a minor through your door.
>granted the kid was a legitimate drug addict but this shit happened like 4 months ago

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>>646536196
This. Anyone want a slice of kek?

>>646537714
Cover them in toffee, they'll look like caramels to even more kids

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>>646537714
Good sir, you have just won one free internets.

Pluck out a strand of your hair and put it in their bag, then wink at them while closing the door.

>>646536693
I was like 8 and it was Halloween and there were so many houses to get to in so little time and we always had to take that extra ten minutes to go talk to Mrs. Ruth so she could see our costumes. She used to babysit me. Honestly she was a nice lady and I have many fond memories of her but she sucked at Halloween. She DID always send us a box of homemade fudge, cookies, and candies at Christmas time and continued doing so until she died.

Fucking Mrs. Ruth. I haven't thought about that woman in years but man I miss her now.

>>646537857
>tip-tip

>>646537596

iv been a lawyer for 10 years and iv seen so many shit slip through you wouldnt beleive. so shooting kids, sueing them for damage and being able to do it all over again is a possibility waiting to happen. unless you get one of those uncorrupt system lol goodluck

>>646537376
>Hurr, let's drink this hot as fuck coffee whole droving evendors though I suck at droving to begin with.
>turn onto right lane without signal
> oops I spilled this HOT AS FUCK COFFEE ALL OVER MY FACE AND RAGGEDY DUSTY PUSSY THAT I'LL NEVER USE
>Its McDonald's fault somehow.
Damn I hate my country

>>646537872
Tell her I said hi.

>>646537660
lurker here

Sounds like an awesome time to dress up and mug EVARYONE, except for the fact I'm six feet tall. Maybe I could try to look like a kid on stilts.

>>646537804
If you can't see the difference between that case and shooting trick or treaters, you are dumber than the nigger that got shot.

I'm Ready For Hillary stickers

Buckshot.

>>646537982
>the coffee is hot enough to melt my pants to my skin
>it's my fault

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>>646537934
>iv been a lawyer for 10 years

You can't even write or spell you dumb little fuck. You aren't even 10 years old.

>>646537714
It's..... beautiful.

take pictures of them

Shave yourself bald, shave your eyebrows off, take a picture of them on a polaroid camera, shake it, look at it and lick your lips, then slide it slowly into their bag.

>>646537982
How about you google the case before you make yourself look even more retarded?

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>>646535433
Make fortune cookies with little messages like "Your parents divorced because they don't love you" "No one at school likes you" and "You eat too much candy, fatty"

>>646538060
lmao....

I live in the deep south USA and the mostly conservative parents here would get so butthurt hahahahaha omfg this should be a thing. too bad i live in the mountains next to the national forest so i never get trick or treaters.

>>646535888
Made me kek. Also checked.

Laxative chocolate

halloween costumes

>>646537418
I've never seen paper bags except when my weird nephew used one one night I took him out he is a lazy little faggot and made me carry it under threat of ruining delicate family relationship and it felt like hauling groceries all around town so to get him and his aunt back I crushed an dextroamphetamine tab in one of the dip candies he had for my bitchy cousin she made me take him out so she can get her Slut on so she deserves it

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wow i like how when someone states something and ignores any semantics involved you jump right up to point that out
>mirror accusation FTY

>>646538219
It's your fault for being a stupid fuck and spilling it on your pants.

How the fuck has no one said it?
Candy corn.

>>646538805
shit son have you ever heard of a period (.) or a comma (,) ???

>>646538554

ew watermelon

>>646538244
I dunno, my lawyerfag friends are usually that inebriated.
>plus ten years as a lawyer only means you are actually working in the field consistently
Their advancement opportunities are soo far between and fucked up; most are happy to have the job.

>>646535433
AIDS

>>646537293
newfag

Deer nuts.

>>646537982
Please at least do minor research not just McDonald’s propaganda....

>buy full sized candy bars
>carefully open
>eat the candy as you prepare your master plan.
>fill wrapper with clay that kind feels like chocolaty candy
>maybe even stamp the clay with some lame "I got you" message.
>Super glue the wrapper closed.
>Maybe do that thing where you put it in a zip lock bag with some real candy so it's harder to tell it's been tamper with and the kids don't totally have Halloween ruined
>pass out on Halloween.
>???
>profit

a hug

>>646538937
That was part of the case. You really have no idea what you're talking about, do you?

>>646535433
sugar free sweets

>>646538977
Shit son I love me some candy corn.

A sexier costume and a changing room?

invite them in to play vidya with you

>>646535433
Nuts and bolts