>>646531993
Why?

>>646531993
Cuz you had 4 kids all dif fathers you stupid whore

>>646531993
fuck off nigger, back to tumblr

>>646532097
OP here bec I am a faggot and he is not

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>>646532139
/thread

>>646532198
Underage faggot detected, dont you have school?

>>646531993

I'm afraid of death, i can't accept the though: "Nothing comes next", and it gets me really scared, i can't even live in peace.

>>646532319
Man up quit being a cuck to life

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>>646532299

Op here. Actually have no children and can't be together because he doesn't feel the same way. Just wanted to fuck me.

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I live in a very strange place

>>646531993
My fetish is to become the boyfriend of the girl my best friend loves and send him pics of us having fun/sex

time for someone to drink some more bleach

>>646531993
want to kill someone -_-

>>646531993
Count your blessings lady. Sounds like he could've taken you for a much longer and harder ride.

>>646532366
I'm not thinking about it all day, only when i get depressed, which i guess I'm sick, suffering from it, i never went to any psychologist. But, meh I'm ok right now. Just alive, living, playing guitar, having a good time with my family and my cat, it's alright.

I'm lying to everyone about something lately.
I don't think I'm truly capable of loving or even really liking anyone as I have a very hard time taking people seriously anymore.
Eh, not much of a secret. I'll let all of the edgy 'I want to kill, rape,'etc take over.

>>646532214
y u no like grill?

>>646532601
Well it was 3 years so... it was pretty long. And hits pretty hard.

>>646531993
I still love her but I can't be with her because I know being with her will ruin her even though she bettered my life. I am cancer.

I let the dogs out

I thought you were her for a sec. But then I realized you said it lasted three years.. not three years ago. Fuck.

>>646531993
I am the snake in my boot.

>>646532701
Christ you going to suck start a 9mm, get a job man

All you faggots saying "I still love...someone" or "I'm never going to tell anyone about...that thing I did" are too pathetic. Holy shit.

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>>646531993
When I was 8 I kicked the mute kid in the nuts at soccer practice. His tard wrangling mom was no where to be seen and no one knew sign language. He just kept pointing at me. I said it was a soccer ball. Fucker was poking me and shit. I still feel bad about attacking a tard though.

When I was about nine years old I impaled the neighbour's < 3 year old on the railings between our properties. He died immediately and I ran away to hide fearing I'd be put in prison.

When I was found that night in the local park my mum told me about the terrible accident....

A winner is me.

30+ years ago now.

>>646531993
I pooped out a gnome once

>>646533064
Actually i'm thinking of studying Information Systems Engineering.
And no, i didn't even think about suicide, just about living good while I'm alive, but you know, sometimes depression gets strong and it can tumble me down.

>>646532390
tits or gtfo

>>646531993
My dick can touch my ass
>>I enjoy tucking the head in and farting it back out

>>646533170
Why are they pathetic? At least they got to experience love for a while or what they perceive as love. They'll be over all of this anyway.

>>646533290
kek. This one I believe.

>>646533304
why

>>646533498
wut?

>>646533498
lucky

>>646533290
Ahhh hell yea

>>646532762
Are you an addict?

>>646533689

Seemed like it might be fun, I suppose. Why do you do anything at that age?

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>>646531993
I'm going to an hero after Star Wars Episode IX comes out. There's no reason for me to live after that.

>>646533290
Why did you kick him in the nuts

i can't seem to find the right girl, i have friends who point out a chick and say shes a 10 or w/e and i just see another person. on the rare occasion i do find someone i think i might like based on looks and personality, they're always out of my league. be it age difference or they're too hot.

i'm not shy, i can hold up a conversation and keep her interested but thats as far as it goes, just talk.

i have this one girl in my programming class, shes like indian or something i'm not sure. shes fucking incredible, is a 10, interesting, we talk and its like everything just goes so smoothly. but that's just it, shes a 10, shes 6 years older than me.

how do you get past this shit.

>>646533817
Do you regret it now or you don't really care about it?

>>646533853
That's what I said about Skyrim....

In the 5th grade there was a tard named shawn, it was anot assembly to watch some stupid fucking movie, well I had popcorn and shawn asked to have some I said no so he sticks his hand into my bag of popcorn and says "MY GERMS" as loud as he possibly could, I then proceeded to push him over and then gave him one good stomp to the head.

>>646533799
Not yet. I'm leaving that door opened.

I break into peoples' homes and steal one sock to throw off all pairs

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>>646533431
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOWN

>>646532918
What's your name?

>>646534085
Lol why?

>>646533863
Fucker kept poking me. Jamming his thumb in my ribs and shit.

>>646534003

Never even enters my thoughts unless someone asks about "confessions".

>>646532826
Fair enough, these things take time to get over. Just take your time, don't beat yourself up, and do whatever you feel you need to to get past it. Just don't lose track of yourself in the recovery process and become something else you don't like.

>>646533853
Yes there is... Star Wars X

>>646534158
Anton

>>646531993
>Be me
>Wanting to have a relationship
>Been a few, with some truly amazing individuals
>I always manage to self-sabotage my relationships

Why is it, that i can't hold onto the things i love the most.. Am i destined to keep fucking things up?
i try my best at being a good person, but i somehow always manage to eventually do something that screws it all over..
I could elaborate on this if someone cares to listen

>>646531993
I'm currently sleeping with 5 people regularly and two of them pay me.

I don't give a fuck if no one believes me, life is good

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>>646534346
I'll definitely an hero if they make a fourth trilogy. It didn't even need to go past Episode VI. Shit, if anything we needed a prequel remake.

>>646534284
I think this is one of the most insightful posts to ever be posted on /b/ thanks bro.

>>646533290
you know mute/=/retarded, right?

>>646534385
do you live in michigan and work in a meat department?

>>646534385
Damn. I Was Hoping You Were My Guy :(

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>>646533290

>>646534425
Whether you're a boy or gril you're a filthy whore. You need Talos in your life

>>646534505
yeah and retards don't like the word retard. I guess his ability to speak was retarded.

>>646534129
SHAKE THAT! TUMBLBLBMTLBDOWNNN NIIGGUU.
Yeah bro :P that fucking sickness called depression, but I'm alright now.

There was a retarded kid I used to be in school with, and if you said "Hiyah" to him he'd try to fight you thinking he was a karate master. One day my friend and I saw him and my friend yells "HIYAH" So the retarded kid comes over and punches me in the face. I'm all like Wtf and then I beat him until his face is bleeding. I beat a retarded kid.

I know the passwords to many of my friends and families various accounts.

It's pretty much a daily ritual for me to read their messages, watch their "private" media, etc.

It's not usually sexual. I just really enjoy knowing their secrets.

Having said that, I've also fapped to many "private" pictures and videos. Including those of relatives.

>>646534510
Nope. A pineapple under the sea.
>>646534530
Sorry :/

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>>646534729
claymound? ramblewood?

>>646534706
>Having said that, I've also fapped to many "private" pictures and videos. Including those of relatives.

Share the wealth!

>>646534816
Not happening. I know a couple of them browse /b/.

>>646534706
That's creepy but it can give you leverage if you ever needed something from thrm

>>646534591
If it's any consolation, it's difficult to keep up appearances. I just started dating after a break up and it sort of got out of hand ;)

>>646534803
Naw never heard of those places.

I busted a 5 year olds lip open and broke her nose when i was 10 or so, she bled everywhere, got off on it. I regret nothing.

>>646532319
see im the opposite, i fear there's a hell and im told that if i end myself i'll be condemned there forever

>>646533940
Same way to get past dog shit, step over it and keep moving forward. Ask her out. You have nothing to lose and her rejection will hurt less than your own shame ten years from now when you can only wish you had had the balls to talk to her.

>>646534895
I've used information from a friends messages to convince her into being a fuck buddy in the past.

Not blackmail, mind you. I would you find out when she was vulnerable and make the move.

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>>646535070
That's a cold mothafucka right there...

Got any pics?

>>646533290
:)

>>646532918
what was her name

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>>646533498

>>646535164
I have many.

>>646534120
Finally the mystery has been solved. Do you move the remote around as well? It always ends up in odd places.

>>646534483
Star Wars, even the original trilogy, are kids movies. Movies. For children. Stop taking them so seriously, please, for fucks sake

>>646531993
Cheating on gf with a girl that has a bf. Currently trying to convince her that we are better together than our current relationships. Feels bad for not leaving her bf but not enough to actually do it. Sucks because this Brazilian beauty is going to move away before giving us a real chance.

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>>646535266
Whip em out faggot.

>>646531993
i've molested my 5 years old cousin.

>>646534979
What i found of that kind of thoughts is: Don't be scared, just live now, love now, feel now, do the things now, lose your time in things that you like to do 'cause tomorrow maybe you'll be sleeping forever or maybe there's a God, i don't think that the Hell exist, if God is there; He loves us all, so he isn't going to send us to Hell.

>I believe in Soul, Spirit and those things.
>I would consider myself as Agnostic.
>Sorry for my bad English.

>>646535229
Christina

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Back when I was a loser in high school, i'd always have my hood up to hide my hair (looked messy and didn't give a shit) and hide my eyes so i could look at girl's tits and asses in the hall.

>>646534530
Who's "your guy"?

>>646535273
you caught me, I'm the cause of many an inconvenience

>>646535512
>back when I was a loser
kek, what makes you think you are still not a loser

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>>646535293
Yes because people getting their heads and hands chopped off, people being burned alive and CHILDREN BEING KILLED is indicative of a kids movie. Shut the fuck up forever.

I'm cutting as we speak lollll

>>646535431
thank you anon.

I've known my best friend and his wife since we were all at the same primary school (now mid thirties).

I've been fucking her a lot longer than he has...

>>646532762
I would guess it's because you've never really been loved by anyone. Get a dog and love that shit like there's no tomorrow and s/he will love you back. But keep to fucking people because dogfuckers are not okay outside of the interwebz

I have a pretty big dick (7inch) but it's disgusting because of an extreme case of Fordyce's spots. Several people know but would say this is my biggest secret since I would rather nobody know. It's so fucking disgusting.

>>646532319
do dmt. seriously was atheist until then. now i know what happens when you die

>>646535512
>back when I was a loser
don't worry pal, everyone is a loser here

>>646535665
>thought i was a loser
>build self confidence
>implying i am still a loser
fucking nigger

>>646535863
i am still a loser deep down

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When I was 15 my hs gf cheated on me. Despite being a complete hoebag she does love me. I've cheated on every gf I've ever had regularly with her and she never makes waves. Our sex ends with her crying and professing her love for me. She has 3 kids now (none mine and all by deadbeats) and we still fuck regularly. We do all sorts of fucked up bdsm shit together to. Everything from tit torture to one time I whipped her ass so bad it bled. She helped me realize I was a sadist. Now I'm floating around the idea of having a kid with her. We've been rawdogging it for months now and she's off the pill. She has no idea I had a vasectomy 8 years ago. I've cheated on at least 15 gf's with her in the past 17 years now. I feel like I'm better to my actual gf's having her to treat like dogshit. With 3 kids now I think she is desperate and sees having a kid with me as a way out of her shitty life. Idk why I get off on it.

Fucked my sister when we were younger. We act like it never happened now

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>>646535795
>implying you know something unknowable because of an hallucinogen

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>>646535331
You can have just one.

Her and I may be related.

My secret? I was phone....

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>>646536174
>Her and I may be related

Why do you think that?

>>646536121
My sister and I did the same.

>>646531993
Is your name Saga?
I also still love you.

>>646536245
Why wouldn't I?

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>had sex with my boss and got her pregnant at 15
>her "dad" still has no clue

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>>646534484
No problem anon. God speed. =)

>>646536348
Unless the thought turns you on and you like what ifs I couldn't see why

>>646535778
I don't know about that. I do have people who supposedly care about me in my life, but I've been let down by people at the same time so many times in the past that there's just...nothing there anymore and it's been that way for the past few years. Kind of like my emotional switch went on complete off when it comes to caring and stayed there.
I just can't seem to genuinely care anymore, even when someone's being nice to me. It doesn't happen.
I'm not a pet person, so that might not be the best idea, ha, but I do appreciate the suggestion.

>>646535795
Well, i don't have to do it.
In this days (i lost my grandmother) i was reading alot about Nde (Near-death experience).
I found that rare case of Pamela Reynolds, then i started reading about Elisabeth Kubler-Ross' and Konstantin Korotkov, after that; i don't know what comes next but i'm not afraid of dying anymore, i just live in peace now.

So i think that my "secret" isn't a secret anymore.

"Tell me one last thing," said Harry. "Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?"

Dumbledore beamed at him, and his voice sounded loud and strong in Harry's ears even though the bright mist was descending again, obscuring his figure.

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"

I like Harry Potter, a lot, this is for you my friend.
↓
>>646536123

>>646535515
Why the quotation marks

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>>646535329
Bump

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Me and my cousin used to suck each other's dicks when we were like 15. It was pretty gay, he said he wasn't gay though.

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I slept with my cousin and fell in love with her.

Pic related.

My girlfriend is legit hot, at least for an Asian broad. My friends are all jealous. My enemies, even more so. But only my best friend, and my boss, know how annoying she truly is. She's on a whole new level of narcissistic and petulant - like a spoiled child sometimes.

Her voice grates my nerves, and she does stupid shit to betray my trust. It's turning me off from wanting to even fuck her. She's become an annoying, boring, psychopathic little runt that I'm exposed to day in and day out. If I could, I'd end things with her, but we live together and share a lease, so I'm stuck at this point, especially with no savings.

TL,DR: I don't even dig my girlfriend anymore, and I find her annoying as fuck.

>>646534691
>Missed the joke and replied cringily
Nice!

>>646535795
Most people haven't done DMT and very few people sell it. Otherwise I had considered trying it. IDK where to find it though

>>646536544
Because I was quoting you

>>646536743
Might as well look for the Arc of The Covenant while you're at it.

>>646536694
If you'd like, I could come over and fuck her proper on the daily. Wear her out so she wont even have the energy to annoy you.

I'd even let you watch.

I'm a boy, 18, and I do blowjobs for money even in group. I started with one guy i know when i was drunk and it turns me on a lot, only suck guys of my city I've suck almost every popular guy of my age

U can ask me what u want if u want

I wanked to the smell of my 13 year old cousin, im 16 shes honestly so FUCKInG HoT!!!!!!

>>646536589
What do you think?

Cheers bro! >>646536704

>>646532924
You sick fuck

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>>646537043
So, this is a Spider-man thread now?

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>>646536123
obviously youve never been ther how would you know. and thats not unknowable thats been common knowledge since we were in africa still hairy tripping balls following the cows around.

>most every religion can be traced back to a psychedelic experiance
>Jesus is a mushroom
>muhamed had a dream
>modern science was born because angles
>hinduism/budism are completely psychedelic religions. using your mind and "soma" according to early txt before meditation became more prominent.

>>646536743

DMT is hardcore. You see Aliens in another dimension that you didn't know your mind was capable of entering. They're literally everywhere around you.

And when I say Alien's, I mean, legit extraterrestrial beings.

The best part is that they are in no way looking to hurt or harm anyone on this earth, and in fact want to help them.

Ever wanted to know if Alien's were real? Do DMT. Seriously.

>>646536923

Fuck you, I ain't no cuck bitch. All I'm saying is that I'm aware that I can do better than some annoying rat who annoys the shit outta me.

Tried fucking several girls to deal with depression. Immediately after cumming i feel like total shit and want to isolate myself from the world, and feel guilty about it. Now i just dont do it anymore. I dont go outside, i just read books and workout all week long, reducing my interactions at work and university only for indispensable stuff. I hate being alone but people saturate me.

>>646537287
>ain't no
>double negative

How's it feel to be a cuck bitch?

I beat women regularly. Sometimes they are drunk single mother whores I pick up from clubs and other times they are prostitutes.

It's very stressful, but I get so much enjoyment from it.

I steal from them afterwards as well.

>>646535778
Different poster....dogs only help until your mother poisons them to death with aspartame and they get forcibly ripped put of your life leaving you even more alone and empty than you started

>>646537287
>I'm aware that I can do better than some annoying rat who annoys the shit outta me.

But you don't even have enough money to get a new apartment? Who's going to want your poor ass.

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>>646537172
>obviously youve never been ther how would you know

That's exactly my point...I don't know what happens after we die. But what I do know is that having your mind altered by a drug as strong as DMT doesn't prove anything that's in the real world.

>most every religion can be traced back to a psychedelic experiance

And that's why all religions are full of shit. You're only proving my point

The rest of your post shortened my life expectancy by 3 years

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>>646536478
thank you

also

>>646537172

the other side is all around us. we just have to be open to seeing it.

and that harry potter ref is kick ass perfect

>>646537438

Not a double negative, just forgot an apostrophe between cuck and bitch.

>>646537631
Women from Indiana are disgusting.

>>646537511

I work at a good job. I have the opportunity to make good money shortly. I gotta buy a new car first though, since my old one took a shit on me.

Life ain't easy. I don't come from a family with any money whatsoever.

>>646537527

I agree. That was a bizarrely dumb post proving nothing.

>>646537602
>cuck implying "ain't no" isn't a double negative

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>>646536743
easy to make in your freezer tons of dmt containing plants all over the world as well as other natural alkaloids that have amazing ethnogenic properties. i am now a happy person and i honestly cant thank the dmt god/aliens/other demensional beings enough.

>>646537709
>I don't come from a family with any money whatsoever.

Me either, but I was still able to get out of my lease and rent a new apartment after my girlfriend and I broke up.

You enjoy her admit it.

>>646537709
>I have the opportunity to make good money shortly.
>I gotta buy a new car first
>Life ain't easy

Holy shit. No wonder she's a bitch to you. It's her who could do better.

Man the fuck up!

>>646533304
Massive fucking salute, God based anon.

>>646531993
I'm in the same boat, still love her she just doesn't want anything to do with me anymore

>>646537527
>>646537529

Anyone who has done DMT knows that death is nothing more than an intra-dimensional step into another world of pure qualia 'life', that literally allows you to be everywhere, all at once, as everything.

There's a reason they're classified as Schedule 1 drug - the government does not want people to know what little control they have, which is something everyone would realize if they took it.

Furthermore, there is a reason why people say Heaven, in a Christian sense, is "infinite", and taking DMT would illustrate that reason.

Truth is, everyone goes to "heaven", the only difference between a someone "who deserves it" and someone "who doesn't" is that the one who deserves it can appreciate it as it is, rather than fear it and be overwhelmed by it.

>>646532390
I had an online relationship that I fucked up that way. Really good girl in like every way but I have difficulties expressing myself anywhere but in person so I came off as a sex hungry animal.

Funny thing though, I'm the complete opposite irl. Sucks that we never ended up meeting so she could see the real me. I never even apologized for making her put herself in a mental institution.

Life goes on, can only learn from past mistakes so fuck it.

>>646536816
Are you wanting the guys nane?

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>>646538216
Is this someone type of way to sway me from using DMT?

I've been fucking my best friends mom and sister for the last two months best friend and his dad don't know kinda feel guilty cuz lied to his face about his sis but don't feel bad about the mom she's a whore who loves the d

>>646538216
I've done DMT. You're a delusional fag.

My uncle diddled me when I was playing Mike Tysons punch out.

>>646538382

No way. Do DMT. Seriously. That was not a post trying to sway you from it at all, in fact, it's a post encouraging it. DMT, Psilocybin, and LSD are all incredible drugs for fundamental enlightenment. You will become a better individual for having taken them, and you will understand the ripple effect that occurs everywhere you turn, with every action you take.

There has been one good confession and one semi-good confession in this thread. The rest of y'all need to go to tumblr with your shit.

>>646538599
I had a work friend who knows people who sell it. We haven't talked in a while but when I get a new job I'll try to re establish communication with him. If not I'll look on the Deep Web.

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>>646537527


also fun fact there are several hundred grams of dmt floating in your brain. its how you dream its how youre born and its how you die.

you must doubt real life because real life is just happening in your head too man. im sorry youre completely stuck in your ego and unable to experience the universe.

you should read the actual dmt studies before youre so quick to dismiss everything

>>646538549
What a sicko. He should've done it during super Mario brothers obviously.

>>646533498
Pics or it didn huppn

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>>646534390
This is a confession thread, not a feels/help me thread.

>>646538385
Golf clap but hope you get your ass kicked in chump

>>646532924
Why! Why! Whywhy?

>>646538839
>im sorry youre completely stuck in your ego and unable to experience the universe

No I've been sober for a few months and I based my worldview on science instead of people who are high all of the time.

>>646538271
Yeah

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>>646538798
seriously
>>646537891
you can make it at home easy

>>646538888
He probably did at one point. He diddled me a lot.

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>>646539127
>you can make it at home easy

How?

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>>646531993
When I was 15 I jerked off in my sisters friends (18 at the time) bathing suit bottom. MFW she put those bottoms on not 5 minutes later, gets pregnant, has my kid, doesn't know and was confused as fuck cause she never had sex before. MFW I realize this was how Christianity started.

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>>646539277

>>646539097
Dalton

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>>646536118
Is this pasta? Or have you admitted this before? I've read this before.

>>646539457
I've admitted to it in a worse thing I've ever done to a woman thread.

>>646531993
Maria?

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>>646538999
>4 times a year DMT
>no drinking
>no smoking
>no 420

definately not high all the time

just use the tools already in our body to become intune with what you cant see with your eyes

>>646539457
I should just take my time and write up a more interesting green text about it. There's much more to the story.

I know of war crimes and where to find evidence and those who are guilty to have commited said crimes. Didn't tell no one cause i want to leave all this shit behind me. Am doing to good now for me to think about the Past...

>>646539679
ITT: Jaden Smith

"Most trees are blue."

I would like to be fucked by a girl with a strapon, yet i feel no attraction/sexual arousal to men.

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>>646539242
https://wiki.dmt-nexus.me/Category:Extraction_Tek

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>>646539768
>>646539679

>>646532390
hope your name isnt londa op

>>646538999
What's real for you?
Being sober for a few months and thinking that your world view is just science instead of anything else? I know that science is just another tool to understand where we are, but you're sounding like an Atheist.
I don't have anything against that, it's just your opinion and i respect that.
I never been on drugs like marijuana, lsd, or something like that.
But you have to admit, drugs are there, in your tea, on your coffee, on Coca-Cola, on your PC, on whatever, your brain is your higher drug system.
In fact, if you like science you'll have to know that there's more dimensions than the "real" one, i hope you experience the other dimension when you die, maybe there's nothing, i don't know but who knows?

>>646539549
>>646539685
ah, ok, so I'm not crazy... good.

I took a tour of the White House once and the president kept looking at me and finally pulled me aside and told me he was going to give a private tour of the Oval Office. Shortly thereafter, he locked us both inside and demanded a blowjob, the consequences of refusal being the nuclear destruction of a small country. I reluctantly complied and spent the next hour making sweet passionate love to Obama. I am responsible for saving millions of lives . Thank me.

>>646539974
>Being sober for a few months and thinking that your world view is just science instead of anything else

I've been adhering to scientific thinking for some time now. Since I was 13 to be specific.

>I know that science is just another tool to understand where we are

Wrong. Science is the only tool we have to gain empirical data. Any other method is based on conjecture and personal beliefs.

>but you're sounding like an Atheist

>>646540324
*
>but you're sounding like an Atheist

Yep

>>646532469
When did you first realize you were gay for your bff and wanted to make him jealous?

>>646540324
Confirmed, you're an atheist, keep your mind closed only with your science.

>>646540234
I believe I previously described her last time as one hot piece of daddy issues and mental illness. Like I said there's more to the story. I'll get started on a green text tonight. Look out for it soon.

I think I still have feelings for this guy even though I ruined any he had for me. Now he's with someone else and I feel shitty because I still hit on him even though I shouldn't. I feel guilty every time I jerk off to the pictures he's sent me over the years.

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>>646535795
> do dmt. seriously was atheist until then. now i know what happens when you die

I mean, I'm still atheist, but I was atheist until then, too.

>>646540439
Keep believing the world is flat and 6,000 years old.

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>>646540439
I'm open to new data as long as it's based on facts.

>>646540537
Rofl, I'm agnostic, not an atheist or believer bitch.
So, keep on bitching babe, stay only with your science like a good atheist.

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>>646540657
No, you're an indecisive whore

>>646540619
Sometimes you can't explain some facts.
The big bang is just a theory, we don't have the knowledge to know what comes next or what was before then.

>>646540657
Being an atheist and being religious both take a leap of faith. You're just some faggot with a picket fence up your ass.

>>646534891
And? They still won't know who posted it you fucking idiot. post them.

>>646531993
I once had a old man to jerk me off at the beach.
I'm 21
>7/10
>would do again

>>646531993
I am the terror that flaps in the night.

I constantly tell myself "I'm meant to be alone and should be alone" because even at 32 I still feel out of place everywhere... but in the back of my mind I want to be wrong.

>>646540824
>Sometimes you can't explain some facts

Like what?

>The big bang is just a theory

You're right which is why I hold the belief that the origin of the universe is unknowable. Just like death.

>>646534979
so is the concept of hell itself something to worry about?

>satan is the evil
>u get to hell for being evil

why dafuck would you have to suffer when your doing satans work

I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>646540537
How the fuck is the world round you idiot? Have you ever placed anything on the underside of a basketball? What happens? It falls. If the world was round people would fall off of it, obviously.

>>646535751
man, you are a horrible human.

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>>646541090
You do know that there are people who have been in space? Right?

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>>646540460
yeeeeah, that's what you said. I remember reading that and laughing.

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>>646541042
Because the whole reason Lucifer was cast out of heaven was cause he hated the ever loving fuck out of humanity.

>>646541042
I've taken a few theology courses. Satan is an inaccurate translation that has been passed on. In truth "satan" would be better translated as "adversary". Satan is not one singular evil figure but instead was used to describe those who oppose god. There is no singular "satan." They've combined the concept of lucifer with this singular adversary to create a boogey man.

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>>646540940
shit man. dat so sad! I feel sory for Yu

>pic related, its Yu

>>646540762
>>646540833
You're stupid as any believer, being agnostic is maybe the best kind of action.
I like science too, but i don't keep my mind closed.
Science can't explain it all, just like religion, both are kids fighting about who got the higher ego.


>>646540995
That's what i learned on this days, some kind of things are just unknowable for us, we just have to live without being closed on one thing.

Had sex with my gf for the first time monday, felt great but i couldnt enjoy it cause i was trying to not be a two pump chump so i was thinking about rekt shit the whole time

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I'm a pathological lyer. I wanna bang my best friends GF. We're good friends if she gave me the chance I'd pounce on that pussy. I wouldn't even feel bad if my friend found out.

>>646541286
Really? Did they just piss and shit in there space suits on the moon? Or did the LEM have a toilet and an airlock?

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>>646541515
Science says how the universe and life works based on evidence

Religion says how the universe is because of magical sky daddy/mommy regardless of evidence to the contrary

Yep people atheists who adhere to the scientific method are exactly the same

>>646531993
The second my boyfriend told me "If you ever left me I'd kill myself" all the love I had for him flew away forever. That was two years ago, and I'm still scared to leave him.

I've been fucking his best friend for the past year and a half, and i'd give anything for both of them to stop loving me and let me be alone.

when i was 9-10yo i had "sex" with my 4-6yo cousin

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>>646541684
The fuck am I supposed to knew you damn brony ginger nigger?

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>>646541830

i fix computers and i love to find or recover deleted pics, nudes and stuff

>>646541792

If you learn anything from DMT it's that mainstream science is a fucking veil for actual science.

>>646542029
Post what you've accumulated in your travels

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>>646540697

fucking kids these days born after mitch hedberg had already long passed not understanding the context of his time nor why his perfect delivery stood as a shining light of democracy against the polish canadian nazi threats of water fluoridation and chemtrails allowing their retarded single mothers to create such filth to populate what will be deemed society after god's own generation has finally passed beyond the suffering of this life, you pigshit pancake eating little fucks you. Buy Americano gringo noches, copiche? You little faggots wouldn't know a war if it came out of the heavens and dug a hole in your ass. I used to bang your mom when she was younger, firmest little tits you'd ever seen, and her backdoor as pink as the front. Your dad, too, the faggot. You've never seen such a fine blowjob after a few smacks to the face with a letter opener, and such crying, my cock was never so hard as that day, except when I was shooting those faggots coming up the beaches at normandy, they all figured it was nazis, but really I just hated those fucking darkie squads, couldn't find any so I just popped a couple dego's and had a round of lil' pete in my foxhole that night. Sweetest lad you'd ever met, whole company shared him, till he popped himself after that nigger incident. Just as well, no use for an asshole that loose anyway, right?

When I was in highschool I wa risking my teacher for over a year
Neither of us told anti so we didn't get caught
No photos or bragging like these chillins these days

>>646534706
yeah, me too :3

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>>646541369
And baptists clutch onto that like a baby to a nipple.

>>646531993
Quit my job 2 months ago, couldn't stand to be there another day. Every night going home wanting to eat a bullet. Outta cash, no motivation to look for a new job. Pretty much waiting to get kicked out my buddys place then probably drive my car into the quarry. Idk, all in due time, I guess.

Hey Op, did he have a big boner? He stick it in your ass?

I've done heroin about 5 or 6 times in the past 8 months or so. Which is fucking incredible for me. I was an addict for about 3 years before that. But I'm dating someone now who doesn't really understand addiction. I broke down and confessed after the first 3 times but I've just been lying after that because I don't think they or anyone else in my life can handle that information. I feel fucking awful lying about it but if I tell everyone that I slipped up I could potentially ruin my life and ruin one of the best relationships I've ever had.

>>646541830

Well shit aren't you empowered and in control of your life. Buck up and break them off.

>>646542216
Or you could just park on the railroad tracks.

>>646532214
Trick him into posting a new thread on /b/ and then he will be OP and therefore a faggot, too. Problem solved.

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>>646541546
Be careful with that. You might only be able to get aroused at rekt content. After a year jacking it in Afghanistan portajohns I can't get hard without smelling shit. I have to sniff a girls ass before I'm able to go even if I get my dick sucked. Shit is awful

>>646542066
Then I probably don't want to do it if it's going to turn me into a tin foil wearing conspiracy theorist. I think ATS needs more people like you.

>>646542327
Shoulda bought a gun when I had the cash.

>>646542206

Nobody expects the help to read, little girl.

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>>646542129
stuff like this

>>646542565
Me too, but I'm looking for a job right now. Even turned in two applications yesterday.

>>646542463

LOL Okay pal.

>>646542654
Moar

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>>646532319
Drop Acid nub