Self bump

Hurry up /b/ got about ten minutes till I face the judge.

I am a humble man, with dreams of pursuing a gender replacement surgery to female. I want to know what I can do to start anew, so I don't enter this world as a woman with a history of speeding in a vehicle

sometimes one just has to rev it like bam bam bam bam bam and select d for maximum respect your honor.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

op is a fag

Your honor the ticket was not high enough value

I did it for the nookie

Goodnight and good luck

>>646363507
Roll for this

>>646363688
winner

"I look forward with growing anticipation to the day of the rope. Every day I train my muscles to be able to hoist more niggers into the air by their necks."

I'm a colossal faggot. Can I suck your dick for points reduction?

Had to shit so bad

my ancestors are smiling at me imperials can you say the same

>>646363688
Oh damn.

just fuck me up fam

>>646363688
nice...better deliver

>>646363688
cehkt

Kindly disregard the police aproaching from a neighborhood with low property value a young African American having trouble getting by due to the color of my skin

>>646363688
There and done

>>646363688
You bastard. Alright then. Still got some time until I go in front of the judge. Dubs adds on to this, and trips overrides everything.

>>646363688
Wineinwinein

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i'll suck your dick for 5 dollars

>>646363802
lel

>>646363169
The only reason why I went over the speed limit is because I was drunk.

>>646363615
roll

>>646363836
Rolllll

>>646363507
Top kek this

>>646363855
nice

>>646363855
WINRAR

>>646363888
Check em winrar

>>646363855
this

>>646363855
Oh my god

>>646363855
holy fucking shit>>646363838

>>646363169

i luv cp

>>646363688
infinity dubs checked

>>646363888
overriden

I dindu nuffin

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SWANS ALBUM

>>646363838
I identify as a plantkin, and I'd be very offended if you refer to me by anything else other than parsnip.

>>646363888
ayyy

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>>646363977

>>646363855
winrar

>>646363977

winrar

>>646363855
>"Your honor, the ticket was not high enough value."
>"I beg your pardon?"
>"I'll suck your dick for five dollars."

>>646364000
Re-initialize

>>646363836
This

>>646363888
OP here. Trips acknowledged. Still waiting for my turn. One or two others before me. Any more trips can override this as well as dubs adding on to it.

>>646364000
Winrar!

>>646364000
Dindu override

>>646364095
hes going to jail

>>646363888
WIN

Rolling for Hitler did nothing wrong

>>646364000
lmao yes

>>646363169
You and I both know you can't bring your phone into court

>>646364000
>>646363838
WINRAR trips overrule

>>646364000
fukn op got saved by dindu

Judge holding timestamp or gtfo

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>>646363836

i was fucking riding to valhalla you cheeky cunt now fuck off to your mum's bitty

Hitler did nothing wrong

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>>646363888
>>646363615
>Hitler did nothing wrong.

just say everything we got so far in 1 sentence

>>646364222
waste

>>646364095
>>"Your honor, the ticket was not high enough value."
>>"I beg your pardon?"
>>"I'll suck your dick for five dollars."
>>i luv cp

My honour, give me the old lickaroo

Smoke weed everyday

>>646364222
winrar

>>646364122
Godspeed OP

>>646364300
WIN. RAR

> If Dubs
It should clearly be much greater based on the man I hit before speeding.
> If Trips
Your majesty, would a knock kncok joke clear my name? *say joke*

>>646364257
rawlin
Also, express your love for lolicon pornography.

>>646364222
Wasted treeps

>>646364257
Roll for this

The freaking rolls on this thread

can i make a proposal your honor ?
i would like to do 3,000 hours of community service in order to pay for my ticket

Bend me over and show me your penal power.

>>646364214

yeah u can. i was allowed to even inn a d.u.i case. had to be off though, but u can turn off sound

>>646364300
>not "the jews did this"

Fucking faggots.

>>646364452
Roll

>>I dindu nuffin
>>I beg your pardon?
>>Hitler did nuffin wrong

>>646363169
Lol that's literally my dad, i'm gonna text him a screenshot of this thread, he'll probably get a kick out of it. Shame he wont see it till after they adjourn.

>>646363169
your honour, the reason for my speeding is really simple, you see your mom called and said she would suck my dick if I'd made there in 10 minutes

op wont deliver

I have a meth lab back in my basement at [say your address]

I'm sorry your honor. I was doing a lot of coke and lost track of how fast I was going. Gotta go fast!

Then run around the room like sonic

>>646364557
Shut up daddys fuccboi

I'm recording this conversation and I will later upload it to a child pornography website

>>646364557
Prove it faggot

Your highest honor, if it pleases the court, I would like you to gavel my gonads.

Thats all because im nigger

>>646364557
Isn't lieing on the internet fun?

>>646364557
It's a gay world after all

Make awkward joke about how you're glad that you don't have to wipe your HDDs

OP how late is your case?

>>646364652
This

"Your Honor, I had to get home fast to post a YLYL thread on 4chan"

>>646364565
roll for this

>>646364679
Thisssssss

>>646364657
This, post a pic of him

>>646364214
Faggot, I just took that picture.

I like to peepee poopoo

>>646364679

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read from the gud book

Your Majesty. Fuck the police.

Whilst I'm here I would like to get something else off my chest. I've killed and raped 2 women, one of the bodies is buried in my back yard, the other is buried in some woodland a few miles away

>>646365033
>Majesty

fuck off U.K fag

>>646365033
lol checked

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sing "i am a little tea cup short and stout! NIGGER-NIGGER, NIGGER-NIGGER, NIGGING ALL ABOUT"

Shout the part in caps.

>>646365033
Another winner

>>646365085
REROLL

>>646365085
this

>>646365033
Give this some love

>>646364679
Rollerino

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>>646363888
Trips overrides everything. Hitler did nothing wrong.

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>>646363169
say things you would say normally, but talk in a cute anime-girl voice and add ~desu to the end of every sentence.

"I swear on the immortal emperor that I did not do a heinous act of distributing cheese pizza, (lean to some person), oh sorry, I swear on emperor's throne that I did not go over the speed limit!"

So many hopeful summerfags. Op wont deliver he is probably in his basement jerking it off to you faggots taking the bait.

>>646365128
I'm from Chicago niggre. I said thank you your Majesty to the judge and he busted out laughing.

How about this...
Hitler dindu nuffin

>>646364982
>Dylanfag

>>646365361
Roll

>>646365361
rall

You may judge me now, Your Heinous, but Shao Kahn will come forth soon to judge you and the rest of the human race. Mortal scum.

>>646365361
but he did do something, it just wasnt wrong thats all

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rap all of this after saying with all due respect your honor,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jOqOlETcRU

>>646365444
lel

>>646365444
Trip override, Hitler dindu nuffin.

>>646365444
Check my trips

>>646363169
YOU WANT THE TRUTH?! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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>>646365444

>>646365444
Gay

>>646365474
Rescueroll

You're honour, if your willing to overlook this indiscretion I will tell you where the other bodies are

>>646363688
Fuckin kek

>>646365361
Original......

>>646365349

Then your a dumb nigger

You may fine me, but you wont find that dead hooker under my bed.

>>646363169
i honestly thought i was going the right speed to kill niggers. which is the mandated speed.

>>646365581
You gay

"The judge is a faggot"

>>646365474
Challenge the judge to Mortal Kombat

>>646365680
I'm also white.

>I was on my way to an anal vore party.
Then go into great detail describing anal vore and your love for it.

>>646365706
Reroll

I am going to blow up this god damn building and kill everyone in it!

>>646365730
Your two dads are gay

>>646365751

You're a dumb white nigger then, even worse.

rolling for this again
>>646363615

>OP delivers audio of saying "roll" to the judge

If you take my money, how will I be able to afford condoms when I am fucking your wife?

your honor i just wanted to say that you all been fooled and op will never deliver

Your honor, I recognize my fault and would like to pay the ticket in full and also offer my apologies to the court and my community for behaving so recklessly and potentially putting peoples lives at risk.

>>646365744
Win

>>646365272
fuk u weeb

>>646365901
Nigger

>>646365901
nigger

>>646365888
TRIPS GET!

Judge, At least they didn't catch me masturbating while speeding

>>646365901
shut up nigger

>>646365901
Nigger roll

>>646365577
>dubdubs
Chekkd

>>646365888
Epic. WIN RAR

>>646365901
FUCKING NIGGER
>>646363009

>>646365901
Fucking nigger

Will OP deliver?

>>646365901
Fuck off you nigger

>>646365918
honorable

>>646365888
Oh snap op is going to be in trouble with this one

>>646366032
>thinking op will deliver kek

>>646365980
Rollo

>>646363606
This!

>>646364151
>dindu override

Must be made into something.

>>646366022
Judge is a fucking nigger

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>>646366032

deliver op

>>646365901
Reroll nigger

>>646366123
Judge is fucking a nigger too

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>646365734
You're the faggot good sir
>now show us that dick

Scream "AAAAAAALLLLAH UACKBAR" please

"*ahem, fuck all nig-nogs! We stand proud!" <- that

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why u no deliver???

>>646363169
Tell us the name of the judge so we can find this little shit>>646364557

>>646365901
gay nigger. also reroll

>>646365901
>sorry must list' to da trips
Nigger

>>646366243
roll

>>646366243 roll

>>646366269
roll

>>646363169
I wasn't aware I was speeding your honour. When you're on drugs everything seems to just slow down.

>>646366269
reroll

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>>646366243
roll

>>646366455
Lel

>>646366269
Roll.

will OP deliver?

>>646366416
roll
waiting for deliv.rar

>>646366032
I am not sure we will find out. Ops probably going to jail

>>646366416
Rollo

>>646366520
Psh naaaaaaah

>>646366332
ROLLERINO

>>646366455
winrar

Hard to deliver when you're in lockup for contempt of court.

>>646366269
Winroll

>>646366455
trips get

How's your mother?

Your honor i want you to shit on my chest and call me mussolini

>>646366455
Lewl

>>646366269
Maybe roll

1st off you have to refer to him as " your judgingness " and nothing else no matter what he says.

" your judgingness, it would be grossly irresponsible of you to sentence me to anything other than a verbal warning.
You see my judgingness my father is a very well connected member of a very nasty criminal syndicate, did my judgingness ever watch john wick? Well my judgingness john wick is based on my father, consider this your final warning... Then just sit down

>>646366634
DickRoll AssDrill

>>646365888
Trips again.

>>646366744
Thanks winrar

Why am I being done for the speeding, and not the murders?

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flash him your tits OP

I was only speeding because i was being chased by a nigger

>>646366269
ALLAHU-Roll

>>646366865
roll for this

>>646366744
WINRAR

>>646366923
tell the judge that, you'll be let off.

I plead insanity

>>646366817
May I stick my ROLLED up notebook uP OP's DickHole?

Tell him you were on ur way to hide q body so u were realy nervouse

>>646366726
Thiiiiiiiiis!

>>646366923
roll

>>646363169
"Honestly there was nobody on the road when I sped. I saw that the road was empty and thought to myself fuck it. Gotta be fast"

>>646366923
roll

>>646367057
already won sorry

>>646366923
rolling

>>646367066
winrar

>>646366923
rolling for this

>inb4 judge is a racist

If get, tell the judge , "I know I was being naughty and speeding, but I can't have this ticket on my record. Is there anything I can do to make you see my way?" *wink*

>>646366923
Rollio

>>646367141
Ah shit! These nigger women are taking 9 months to take a shit.

>>646367299
WINRAR

TO RECAP
>>646364000
>>646365888


"i dundu nuffins"
"excuse me?"
"NIGGER."

>>646367393
He also need to scream ALLAH UACKBAR

damn OP won't deliver
>having this much faith

>>646363169

In before you should'nt have a phone there to begin with

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OP betta delivar !

>>646366280
welcome new friend

Did OP delivered yet?

Roses are red
When I poo, it's green
Will you let me go
If I show you my peen?

>>646367777

"Everyone knows it. The only reason why I'm here is because I'm black.."

>>646367299
Give this some love.

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Guys. I think OP is gonna do it

>>646367738
no not yet

>>646366923
rawl

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>>646363977
>>646363977
>>646363977
>>646363977
>>646363977
>>646363977
sry op...keep ya butthole tight in the slammah

>>646367744
Win.

>>646367393
you realize he said dubs not trips, shitlord

>>646367821
Sure....

Cmon OP

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>>646368069
He said trips override everything if you bothered to read the thread, dumbass.

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>>646363169

Your honor, I was merely attempting to attain the speed of 88 mile per hour in order to go back in time to the year 1850. I was going to kill Hitler's mother, then I was going to tell Lincoln that freeing the slaves was the worst idea ever.
>you pull out a color image of a DeLorean with Abe Lincoln sitting inside it, glaring at a picture of Tyga fucking Kylie Jenner, Abe with a look of disgust on his bearded face.

>mfw we see Kylie naked finally

>yfw ticketfree