Peeing like a race horse after a nice fuck + climax

When the song you're listening to ends right when you park at your destination.

when you are high as fuck

>>646238056
A www that's a good one.
When your boss bitch's at you and you say one thing and it puts in him his place

Jumping into bed and taking your socks you've had on all day off

Rage quitting for about a week coming back to that part of the game and beating it first try.

when you catch a girl looking at you in the bus more than once

The sound of a woman moaning in pleasure

>>646238056
damn, good one

That moment when you stop moving your cock in and out of your girl's mouth, and just feel your balls start to pump cum.

Priceless.

When niggers tongue your anus.

when you take a shit and even the first wipe of toiletpaper is stainless clean

I know this is kinda cliche, but a fresh cut lawn is pretty nice

A fat shit after a long day at work

>>646239059
fuck yeah

You have a clean new pair of shoes and you walk around your house all day before taking them outside

when you throw something from a distance first try into the garbage can

when you visit /b with a certain kind of thread on your mind and it's showing up on the frontpage

>inb4 implying you don't know about catalog

when your torrent has 1 seeder and it goes fast as fuck

when you're skull fucking your neighbor's cat

when you're about to sleep and plug in your smartphone at 1%

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Thanks OP I'm gonna go get a haircut now :3

>>646238404
How's being 15 going?

>>646239011
youve been here awhile

when you wake up and your dick is harder than a diamond made of dragonforce and you fap while still half asleep to a glorious fantasy

>>646239059
>>646238574

Fuckin A

When you get to the train station and the train arrives as you do.

when you find money in your fresh washed pants

>>646237781
my hairdresser is a guy and we talk about clothes. I feel like I should be gay but I'm not.

When youre driving during a rain storm and you go under a bridge
>momentary silence

>>646240235

being 23 is just about fine, thanks for asking

>>646240497

that is a good one, oh yes

>>646240392
bump... I seriously found a $20 bill in an ATM the other day, my lunch was paid for

>>646237781

That's hardly a good reason to get your hair cut by a woman. If you're a man you should have a male barber cut your hair. Female barbers will give you a feminine haircut. Like when a woman tries to draw a man, it looks feminine, or when a man tries to draw a woman it looks masculine. This is a very common phenomenon.

Your father should have taught you better.

>>646240625
>found a $20 bill in an ATM
>ATM
>Anti-Tank-Missile

you buy a new game and there is no install or day 1 patch

>>646240520

23? Shit, Sorry.
Get your shit together manletboy.

flipping an egg perfectly on the first try

>>646240896
automatic teller machine? where are you from?

when you free boobies from bra after day long restriction :3

>Seeing the sunset
>seeing the sunrise
>it rains on a really hot day to cool you off.
>getting that rush from exercise.
>hearing your cat purr as she sleeps with you.
>puppies.

>>646240392
>tfw American money is ruined in washing machines
>tfw I will never feel this feel

>>646241062
pic?

>>646241062

TITS OR GTFO

>>646237781

The look and smile in the face of the young guy cumming bare inside you.

Peeing and empting your entire bladder after driving for 5 hours.

Taking a warm bath on a cold day.

>>646241062
>:3

fuck off, faggot

>>646240791
Women know what women like.... why do you think so many guys these days have hair gel and gay shit like that? It gets pussy.

>>646241203
>tfw the feel is about finding money and not specific slick nice-to-the-touch money

when you shit but nothings on the toilet paper

Getting a hug.

>>646241083
How old are you? 12
cat and puppers?

>>646241032

germany. good to know

>>646240791
i'm not gay so why would i let a man touch me?

When your girlfriend starts making moves on you without you making moves on her. When your girlfriend straddles you without you asking.

>>646241062

That one is the best. Sports bra or just a tee shirt is the best. I hate that sweat smell.

>>646240625
I found a 10 in one of those self checkouts at Walmart

>>646240791
>when a man tries to draw a woman it looks masculine

TIL hentai is drawn by women

Turning on a cable channel and finding your favorite episode of an old show you didn't even know came on.

>>646241414
>Women know what women like....

lolled

enjoy your girly haircut I guess?

>>646241295
Careful. Could be a really fat guy

>>646241016

I has cancer

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znyThw_yqMQ

>>646241414

Wrong.
You just got emasculated. The pussy you 'get' is shit kind of pussy boy.

You have much to learn but i don't think you are smart enough to understand how much fucked you are.

>>646241606

they probably draw good naked cartoons

>>646241288
>>646241295
(o Y o)

there you go... dem titties

>>646241381
am not you bitching fag!

>>646241491
You've obviously never known what it's like to have a cat sleep next to you.

Puppies are awesome, fuck you..
>>646241374
But baths take too long. I love hot showers in winter though

>>646241514

only gay dudes are paranoid about people thinking they are gay because another dude touches them

when a thread does NOT derail

>>646241965
MOAR!

>>646241203
>Seriously? I live in America and I've never had that issue with money. It's practically cloth.

>>646241591
Yes so true

>>646240896
>didn't think Ass to mouth
>2015
>Germany

wut

>>646241491

I don't know anything about cats but there is something about looking at a puppy and knowing that this will be your buddy for life. It has nothing to do with being young or a fag.

>>646237781
When you find an old vidya system in the back of your closet and hook it up for a game or two.
>It's even better than you remember it.

when I hug my mother

>>646241965
Worst ASCII tits ever, check this out:

( . Y . )

Unintentional quads

Well this thread has deteriorated quickly

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When it's -40 degrees outside and after walking for half an hour you get home and it's nice and toasty inside.

>>646242303
Yep!
I just bought my first game I remember ever playing on the ps1 as a kid.
Gonna play it so much

When op finally delivers

My dog snoring. Adorable and hilarious.

Whe you get lucky and get a super rare drop in a game

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>>646242515
I know that feel.

>hot chocolate in winter.

>When you're the first in line
>Stretching in the morning
>Drinking water that tastes divine after running or being thirsty as fuck
>Smelling food and seeing the steam rise and tickle your nose
>When it's pouring outside but you have a big-ass umbrella
>Waking up and taking a deep breath through your nose after being sick for a few days with your nasals clogged up

>>646242087

( o Y o )
<) . (>
( V )

moar?

>>646241500
It's actually Automated Teller Machine. Just so you know

>>646240625
few weeks ago i pulled 100 out of an atm. it gave me 4 20s and 1 100. made my day

when you hook up an old Sega Genesis and play Sonic 2

>>646242557

Which one is it?
Dino Crisis? Tony Hawk? Crash Bandicot? Tekken? Apes Odyssee?

A nice big fart

>>646237781
Why the fuck would a guy have a fucking hairdresser?

>>646242814
>moar?

NO

>>646242814
YES!
>>646242812
>When you're first in line.
I came

>>646242905
>Tony Hawk
Aww, the memories. Those sick 100k point combos

Getting a "print instantly" coupon at the grocery store for $5 off anything you buy.

>>646242922
Probably means barber, hairdresser can be used as a general term.

>>646242905
Threads of Fate.
It's amazing.

>>646242829

thank you based anon

Friend likes a song you like

10/10 feeling

A perfect milkshake. Creamy, sweet, whatever flavor you faggot fucks enjoy the most.

>>646241016
>using manlet wrong
Can you at least try...

>>646238656
Virginfag

>>646242370
Wow but I have big areolas!
( o Y o )

>>646241203
American money is made of cotton, dipshit.

>>646243123

Why are you still debating this ridiculous argument? Enjoy the thread

>>646243169
>"I love this song!"
I know.

my car insurance dropped from $111 to $88
>feels good

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>>646237781
when you get through a meal without spilling anything

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>>646237781
I had a hairdresser once whisper in my ear that she was super horny and wanted to fuck after work.

So I fucked her after work. She was fat, but I had sex, who cares. She had a tongue ring and I got to cum in her mouth.

100% true story.

>>646243169
>tfw they don't like a song you really, really like, Lori

>>646239059
I fucking love a clean break off
When you nut inside with no rubber

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>>646237781
When you take a shit and it all comes out at once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnAwPeqrdAk

when you find those pics of her

When a friend posts a cool pic with you in it that you never knew existed, on #TBT

>>646243353
We were debating? I was just pointing out. I didn't even realise anyone else had discussed it.

>>646243516
Why did she choose you? Right place at the right time? Who gets horny from cutting hair? You said 100% true story so I believe you

>>646243127
I know you Germans are constantly planning world domination.
So remember me when you take the U.S.

>>646243016
( . Y . )

some titties
as suggested by >>646242370

That first drink of water after a long and hard workout.

>>646243516
>she was fat, but I had sex, who cares
>who cares

I do anon. I do. It's disgusting. That was bad and you should feel bad.

>>646243710
Some people actually have a hair fetish.

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Sitting down in the winter on a warm toilet seat.

Seriously if I was running for any sort of office I could just promise a heated toilet seat to every household and I'd get a landslide victory. If I didn't, it's not a country I would like to govern anyway.

>>646243438
So, like being an adult?

>>646243550
blocked in my country, thanks Anon

>>646240235
how is being 15 going?? lmao i've heard better insults from my dad and he's a fucking idiot god-fearing christian. why don't you open your feeble little mind and start looking at the big picture in life, soon u will realize that atheism is the answer and you can stop browsing this patheitc site. I'm only on here to try and help out trash like you and these other "anon" to find the glory in atheism. 420.

>>646243333
Check Them QUADS!

When something arrives ahead of the estimated delivery date.

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>>646237781
When you realize this entire thread will be used on fb, ig, and whatever meme pics and also realize just how cancerous and disgusting this place is now but you realize its always been just not as much

RIP for real this time /b/ you will be missed

Also back to reddit tumblr fb fucking faggot niggers get raped you pieces of anus

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>>646237781
>Getting away from the computer screen, finding somewhere new, and just enjoying the view.
OC, guess which country it is.

>Turning over and the snot goes to the other nostril
>scratching sock marks
>waking up to a blow job
>ripping the tag off a matress.
>going to bed with fresh sheets after a shower
>when she tongues your balls
>when you can tell she's happy to see you
>when food is ready after a day at work
>taking a smoke after a meal
>the shit you take after morning coffee

>>646244043
What's that one thing u can do when you don't like something?

Oh I remember now.... Avoid it

>>646244158
South Korea

>>646243723

I'm sorry to tell you but we already did that. We lead that domination from behind the moon with our lasersabres where you can't see us, so don't be surprised to be surprised.

When you wake up thinking its monday when its sunday, feels like heaven

>>646237781
It's better when her vagina rubs against your hand while your arms on the armrest

>>646243849
And I thought footfags were bad

>>646244158
Singapore? Taiwan?

>>646241491
Puppy's are one of the things making this world tolerable
Cat's are cunts though

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>>646243710
right place at the right time, I guess. she was a little piggy. fat but very willing to please.

>>646243843
trust me life is a lot more fun when you loosen up your standards. fucking a 180 lb chick that doesn't give a shit and just wants you to shoot a load in her mouth and tell her she's a whore gives you a different outlook on life. it's fun every once in a while.

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>>646237781

>>646239496
just about to get my new shoes
what should I expect of this greatness

>>646244158
Best Korea?

>>646241835
that beat is sooooooo tight

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>>646244286
Yes, very good. Although, I did notice just now that that BIG ASS PINK SIGN is in Korean.

>>646244413
South Korea.

>>646244646
Better Korea

>>646244489
>Kitler

>>646243723
The refugees plan germanys domination. Think we already lost the war.

>Wake up late for work
>Run out the door getting dressed quick
>Turns out you forgot it was a holiday.
>No work today.

>>646244716
Yeah, Korean lettering is fairly distinct.

your first kiss with someone new

>implying any of you neckbeards know the feeling at all

>>646242082
Most underrated post in the thread.

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>>646244870
And easy to learn.

>>646244489

I can't make myself like something that my body naturally declines by making me feel nauseos, sorry. If I had that power over myself I would live on the street with nothing but bread and water being the happiest human alive, bro.

>>646244883
damn, that is a good one.

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>>646245048
ok then

>When OP is not a giant faggot

>>646241414
then again, women say they like nice guys. when they ALL know that's not true.

>peeling off the big toenail in one piece
>finding a little scab like thing on your scalp an picking it off
>picking your nose and retrieving a large intact boogie that encompasses the entire inside of your nostril
>depositing a fat check

>>646245230
>when they ALL know that's not true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8xp8BQxftE

>>646242812
>the last one
unff

>>646245488
>picking your nose and retrieving a large intact boogie that encompasses the entire inside of you nostril.
This

When you crank the handle just right and hop in the perfect shower.

>>646245488
>>finding a little scab like thing on your scalp an picking it off

I do that the whole fucking day, literally can't stop.

>>646243985
Who is this

>>646244225
>>waking up to a blow job


> implying anyone on /b/ knows what this is like

>>646245718
I have faith

When your officemate calls in sick and you have the whole office to yourself that day.

>>646237781
Taking off steel toed boots and walking around your house in your socks.

>>646245718

I told my ex gf to do that to me many times and the next morning she said
>I tried to but you hit me in your sleep
it happened more than once.
dat feel when I did not experience that because my sleeping self doesn't want to get sucked

>>646245929
sorry but my socks stink like hell after a full shift with the boots

>when youre picking up weed from a dealer who isnt your buddy and he doesn't try to make small talk and doesnt get in your car

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>>646246121

Seeing a lost pet ad/post that turned out to have a happy ending

when you're in your 20's and you dont get carded

when you hung out with a girl you like and you finally get to fart since you were holding up all day

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>>646246503
girl/homosexual detected

>>646237781
the second of utter surety and security that you feel the moment you sit down onto a toilet when you need to shit badly

When you're up on a high place with wind blowing everywhere, while listening to an epic song.

Realizing you can sleep in.

Sitting at a table outside sipping a drink and absorbing the warmth of the sun at midday.

getting this tiny orgasm when you pee
going to bed when there new sheets on it
for the army guys, taking of the nbc suit after a long run on a hot day
coming home, putting wet jeans and socks on heater and crawling in warm bed
letting out that fart you hold in for so long
scratching the inside of your ear with something
smelling the hair of your girlfriend

>>646237781
when you realize
>faded af
is the same backwards and forwards

>>646238404
kek

when you wake up shortly before the alarm goes

When you predict/want a song to play when your ipod is on shuffle and then it does.

when you get out of the car and stretch after a long ride

Whenever your girlfriend/ spouse is upset about something and when they hug you there head rests on your chest.

when you're just about to cross a street and the traffic light hits green

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>>646247547
I thought I was the only one. Though I use a PSP instead of an iPod.

finally getting that piece of food or phlegm from out your throat. or getting that piece of popcorn kernel that was lodged between your gum and tooth

>>646246872

God's Own Truth

when you crack your knuckles

>>646247006
>smelling the hair of your girlfriend
>girlfriend

non-/b/tard detected

I hate life, lets see if this thread can convince me that life is worth living...

>>646237781
>not letting your mom cut your hair

>When you get that hat trick in Rocket League

when you nutted and your cum is not red

that ever so slight popping feeling when you slowly slide your dick in a pussy before it relaxes and loosens up

When you drive towards a red light and it turns green before you slow down. Bonus points if someone is stopped at the light in another lane and you just fly past them.

Cleaning your ears with q-tips

Having an itchy asshole and blowing a fart so hard that it scratches it for you

A cigarette after sex

Getting passed by some jackass on the highway and then watching them get pulled over

Watching a movie or show you haven't seen in over 10 years

Having an enlightening but quick conversation with a stranger that you'll never see again

The perfect song to fit the moment

Mom's home cooking - with all your favorite sides

Scotch and a fire while listening to classic 50's and 60's lounge

Entering an ice cold hotel room after a long day in the tropical sun

Wrapping up in a cozy warm bed in a freezin cold room

Deep tissue massages

Perfect hair (and facial hair)

The smell of summer rain

Meeting a hard working, respectable black person with good grammar and manners

Taking a huge morning dump before you shower

Scratching your balls

A perfectly cooked, well marbled, medium rare Delmonico steak

When someone says they love you without breaking eye contact

Dental cleaning, haircut, shave, trimmed nails, and a deep cleaning shower - all in the same day

An ice cold beer on a hot day

Watching a child get their eyes scooped out with a melon baller

>>646237781
flickin the bean

>>646248833

>waited for that kind of thread his whole life, always got his list ready

>>646240040
That's a heavenly feeling

>>646248943
post pics

>>646241203
American currency isn't made from paper you fucking retard its made from cloth. We might be fat but we're not autistic like you. Troll harder faggot.

>>646249025
Took me literally 5 minutes to write that. I'm very perceptive and I know what I like.

>>646240520
yikes, it really would have been better if you were actually 15

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>>646248833
>deep tissue massage
>perfect hair
are you a faggot or something

When you haven't drank anything in a while and you take a gulp of cold water and you can feel it enter your stomach

>>646249218

fatty detected

>>646249306
>I'm very perceptive

how is being 15 going for you?

>>646249414
>are you a peasant?

>>646241203
>>646249218
>>646241203

TFW a stupid foreigner talks shit about American money because his country has non

>>646248833
>Having an enlightening but quick conversation with a stranger that you'll never see again
>Meeting a hard working, respectable black person with good grammar and manners
Always makes my day
Always puts me in a good mood when it's a two for one. Speaking of which:

>Buying X amount of Mcnuggets/KFC/whatever, and getting X+1

>>646249593
Jokes already been used pleb, I'm 27

>>646243530
I've been in without a condom but have never came inside without one. How different does it feel?

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single malt scotch and a fine cigar

making a girl suck you off after you fuck her raw so that she can taste her own pussy, and she enjoys it

>>646249783
yikes, it really would have been better if you were actually 15

>>646241560
This

>>646239660
I do this hourly. Always feels as good as the first time.

when you're done having a shower and don't have to see yourself in the mirror because it's fogged

>>646242722
Yup

that first drink of anything when you're done eating

>>646249783
how is being 27 going for you?

>>646240244
only as long as your mom has.

>>646250322
obligatory reply

>>646250581
Jokes already been used pleb, I'm 15

>>646250720
SHHIIIEEETTT

>>646243438
That must be quite an accomplishment for you.

>>646241020
>pancakes too

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>>646249926
it's tops

when someone is replying to your post

>>646248833
>Meeting a hard working, respectable black person with good grammar and manners

OK, you had me until here.

> FantasyLand is THATAWAY====>>>

>>646237781
blow jays at da titty bar

>>646249926
It's the best feeling in the world. Finishing in her throat feels pretty good too

>>646250720
MODS MODS MODS

>>646251213
>nutting in her without a condom
>it's the best feeling in the world
>finishing in her throat feels pretty good too
>feels pretty good too
>good too

Taking a shower and sliding into a bed with just cleaned sheets

>>646249520

This is only the 19th time someone has posted this same thing in this thread

>>646238650
Never got this one before...

>>646251518

you unimaginative, lazy fuck I already read that one like about 60 times in this thread

>>646248322
gone trough the entire thread, didn't find anything I really enjoy

>tfw I appreciate nothing

>>646251807

that's maybe because you shouldn't pull out your dick and run to her screaming when you catch her once

>>646251952
>when you cook the hot pocket for the perfect so you can eat right away without burning

Freshly shaved cheeks & neck and perfectly trimmed facial hair and sideburns. That soft feel after you've had a beard for months. Then so smooth, moisturized then aftershave.

>>646251952

>mfw you didn't already kill youself
kill youself you selfpitying fuck

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>>646240235
rekt

When you go swimming on a hot day and the water is the perfect temperature to laze around in for ages.

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>>646238404

>TFW
▲
▲ ▲

when you got a testicle implant and the operation wound stop to hurt

Cooking for yourself a great meal (after eating it)

>>646252707
>cooking after eating

wut

>>646237781
When you plan ahead and buy munchies prior to smoking a blunt

Waking up and falling back asleep
Heroin
When boys are strong

using a rag or shirt to blow your nose and not stopping for like 2 whole minutes, letting out a metrick fuckton of that snot that hides super high up that is more viscous than the snot you normally get out when you blow your nose with shitty kleenex

>>646242515

Tfw living in south Texas where it's lucky to snow once in 10 years