Hell yeah

listening.

>>646227327
buh bump

Continue

>>646227327
>>be me>15 year old kid
enjoy getting b&.

>>646227327
HELL YEAH! 4CHAN IS TOTALLY YOUR PERSONAL BLOG FRIEND! NICE BLOGPOST! HELL YEAH BRO! FACE/b/OOK 4 LYEF!

>>646228820
read the whole post fuckwad

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>>646228878

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>>646228893
you mean keep wasting time on a b8 op who will never delivar? leleelelel have fun new friend.

>>646229205
>Cancerbook filename
You don't have the right to call someone a newfag.

Also, bring back visible sage new moot.

Cont. Anyways because l'm gonna leave soon anyways
>hey anon, why don't you come to my place tomorrow ? I really missed you haha
>sure l've got nothing else to do N
>at this point l'm trying my best not to be an autistic fuck, l'm trying to find a way to make it work
>shitfuck.jpg
>get to her place
>oh its you anon come in
>hi
>for what feels like a fucking year we talk about politics, my opinions on gays and shit so l'm gonna skip that part
>she talks about her daughters
>anon they're your age, l wish l had a stepson like you
>she starts crying for no reason
>anon do you want a drink?
>sure
>ask for a coke because want to be sober when l drive
>hey anon taste this, l invented it haha
>it's vodka with coke
>not that bad
>she forces me to drink it all
>she always has something to talk about
>as the night goes on she gets more and more drunk
>tell her to stop drinking
>she slaps and tells me not to
>starts crying again
>she hugs me like there's no tomorrow
>can't feel my fucking ribs at this point
>anon you're so young, don't waste your life blah blah
Cont.

>>646229653
bumparino

Bumperino continerino plserino

finish the story

bump nigger

>>646229653
Finish faggot

Finish fag

>>646227327
Mr Cena, I presume?

>>646229653
proceed

>>646227327
>a fucking tyran
Are you fucking a midget OP?

just fucking finish OP

Op's not going to proceed because of full faggotry

OP wtf

It's called pre-texting OP. Try it once

>>646230619
THE John Cena?

Keep thread bumped
I want to see myself on the screen cap

I assume they had sex. The end.

>>646232016
Maybe they're having sex right now.
That's why OP isn't delivering.

>>646231958
but it's anonymous

>>646231958
He're a (You) for you

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>your so yong money boy
> we fucked
> de endo

>N, it's late l should leave
>no anon, stay the night
>l don't really know
>you don't have anything planned for tomorrow, l know it you bastard
>feels weird because she once was my french teacher
>anon, are you planning on getting married ?
>haha, not really
>haha me neither
>facebooksinglemomjokes.png
>laugh anyways because l'm a nice guy
>awkward silence, trying to find something to talk about
>anon, is it me or it's getting hotter and hotter in there ?
>it's because you drank too much l told you
>haha you idiot, it has nothing to do with it
>l don't wanna piss her off so l stop
>she runs to her kitchen and turns the lights off
>what are you doing N? It's not funny come on
>l'm scared because she's drunk and could harm me
>can't see shit so l decide to stay in place
>anon l'm coming for you
>she makes "scary" noises
>she jumps on me yelling "YAAAAAA"
>we both fall on the ground
>lights turn on
>haha anon that was fun
>don't do that again you fucking psycho
>hahahaha poor thing l scared you
>grab her and throw her on the sofa
>who's the poor thing now
>you'll never catch me haha
>she trips over nothing and pretends to be dead
>are you okay N?
>she doesn't say anything
>decide to tickle her to see if she's ded
>she laughs like an idiot
>don't stop tickling her
>she begs me to
>no mercy for the slutty teacher natalie
Cont.

>>646229653
15, sober when I drive. Offered a drink. What the fuck.

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In the mean time let us all view the greatness of the next president of the unite states

>>646232620 He was 15 when he first had the teacher in High School then the story skips three years. He's now currently graduated.

>>646227327
post pictures faggot

>>646227327
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>>646232620
Read the fucking story. It starts of with him as 15 in her class. He then says several year later.... Fucking reeeeeeead

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>>646232116
>He're

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Bump

Cum on op

>>646232581
>anon, is it me or it's getting hotter and hotter in there ?
>it's because you drank too much l told you

kek

>>646227327
Bumping for science

Bump somemore

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Cont op

Bump for interest

>>646232581

We want pics

If post ends in 5,6 or 7 then this really happened

>>646234274
Good.

>>646234361
bump4bump

>be a nigger in niggerland
>nigging with my nignogs
>nignoglitta nigs my nigstick
>nig all over her nignags
>nigs nig

OP will not deliver the end

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op died in a car crash, go home

bumpping

>>646228878
newfriend

>>646232581
I'm just waiting for the fucking dinosaur

>>646232620
l guess some people are too dumb to read the entire thing.

Anyways
>l stop tickling her
>she slaps me real hard
>anon this was worse than anything ever, l thought you would never stop you retard
>she pushes me off her
>anyways you want to drink ?
>well since l'm spending the night
>we spend one hour drinking vodka while watching the simpsons on her big ass television
>N l hate the FUCKING SIMPSONS I HATE THEM
>at this point l'm more drunk than she is
>we spend hours watching the simpsons and talking about how she hated everyone in my class, especially that sandnigger
>she's a real life /pol/
>laughing my ass off everytime she makes a joke about sandniggers because l'm an alcohol
>she tells me that she wouldn't mind if l took my clothes off
>do it because comfy underwears
>anon l feel tired, let's sleep
>no it's only 3 in the morning let's do something fun
>we go out on her lawn
>run around in my undies while she watches
>she tackles me
>l don't feel anything because l'm an alcohol
>this is now wrestlemania 2015
>l carry on my shoulders and throw her on the ground
>she gets up and punches me in the nuts
>who's boss bitch
>please no more
>nuts hurt like fucking hell
>we get in
>the effects of alcohol are slowly going away
Cont.

anon tell us more about natalie

>>646235434
>an alcohol

How many hours for anon to realize he can actually fuck her real hard since the first 5min in her house ?

Continue

>>646235727
newfriend

Got any pics of her?

>>646235777
about 5 or 6, he is a fucking faggot, trips confirm

>>646235777

Nice trips

>>646235798
Don't worry I've seen it before i just thought I was kinda funny

>>646235434
>this is now wrestlemania 2015
Pls no cena

>>646235949
>justifying themselves on an anonymous image board instead of turning 360* and walking away

>>646236114
TURNING 360 MEANS YOURE GOING BACK TO THEM IDIOT

>>646236114
K sorry.

>>646236205
there's always that one guy...

>>646236205
Welcome, how is your first day on /b/

>>646236089
-->
>>646230619

>>646236205
Well this just has to be bait

Or you´re from /r/4chan and this is you first day here

>>646235434

Just go to the part you fuck her

>>646235434
Shit OP I had sort of the same thing going on with my English teacher. Really tall, blonde hair, double d's, ass so big, interested in talking about my passions all the time. She gave me her number when I turned 18 because my mother died and told me to confide with her. I could've fucked her SOOOOOOO bad and I'm a fag for not stepping up to the plate. Cheers OP!

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>>646235727

>>646236442
>implying all Islamic mosques aren't secret terrorist camps

>>646236542
This istn porn, its a greentext story

The one is simply made for jerking off, the other one is autistic art

>still art somehow

>>646236833
Fuck off joe

I dont want to buy your newspaper, im vegan

>>646236842

>how i fuck my teacher
>art

No, it's just porn

op is kill?

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This is her

>>646232581
>no mercy for the slutty teacher natalie
so much for N

>>646237651
JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT CREATURE

>>646237651
EW

come on op don't be a nigger and finish the fucking story

>>646237651

Fuck off, i still here for this?

>>646237651

4/10 Would not bang

>>646237651
Why tho

>>646237651
She looks nice

>>646237630
>>646237911

OP is probably masturbating to that pic right now

Dont forget he was drunk af so thats probably why he banged... "her"

>>646228878
>not knowing the very fucking essence and point of greentext threads
>trying so hard to be edgy
>yet still a massive fucking faggot

>>646237651
well im out, see ya, thought this was promising but that witch bitch ruined this for me

>>646237587
>fapping to an average greentext story

Well, lets just say its very bad porn with an advanced story

Like a car with a huge spoiler but no engine

>>646234261
dis

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>>646237651
her body doesnt seem so bad, but that face is beyond fucked up man

>>646237651
thanks anon you fuking kill my boner

>>646238414

I'm trying, but the OP don't finish the history never

>>646238722

This is a guy, man

>>646237651
Decent 5.5/10 Bonus points if you're in to teachers

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>>646237651
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE

>>646237651
The woman in the photo is an art teacher named Hannah Asprey. Op is a faggot.

>>646239122
kek

>>646237651
frenchman here.

non.

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>>646237651

>>646235483
Here l am babby

Cont.
>she takes her clothes off
>no fucks given at this point
>joke and laugh about retarded stuff
>decide to cook an omelette for no reason
>she brings me al the ingredients
>where are the eggs N?
>here
>she throws them at me
>covered in yolk
>she laughs at me for "falling for it"
>"l'm sorry anon you can use my shower"
>she cleans my back
>just take a shower anon
>alrighty bitch
>get out of the shower
>eggs are burned
>run to the kitchen
>she's not even cooking
>just waiting
>N you forgot the eggs
>OHSHIT.JPG look on her face
>she throws the pan outside for no reason
>lmaoingy ass off
>we spend 10 minutes searching for a frying pan outside
>anon let's go to sleep we'll see tomorrow
>get back in
>she has only one bed
>tells me that she WANTS to sleep in the bed
>decide that l want to sleep in the bed too
>we get in an argument
>decide that we should both sleep in the bed
>we go to sleep, mad at each other, in the same bed
>she hugs me from behind and tells me that she never had that much fun in years
>she's really fucking warm
>time to make a move
>start telling her that l really liked it too blah blah
>anon it's like you love me or something haha
>kind of haha
>look at me anon
>turn around
>she's giving me a warm smile, in tears
>she gives me the bullshit "nobody else than you made me feel like this" story
>grab her hips and tell her that it'll be fine
Cont.

>>646239122
crocs

>>646228878
How can you not like story time!?

Fuck her right in the pussy?

>>646239311
>>646237651

https://plus.google.com/107620939950290278042/posts

Have fun.

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>>646239311
now that i saw that picture your story is making me feel disgusted instead of horny kek

>>646239977
>Works at Franklin Special Schools
>Attended Indiana University
>Lives in Nashville, TN

OP confirmed going to "Special schools"
OP confirmed Autistic Virgin

You could at least make the story better if you are gonna lie.

>>646239311
are you that kenji guy from persona who wanted to bang his teacher

>>646239311

Just finish the story, your sun of bitch

>>646239977
Do not click this double doubles... they're bait.

>>646239977
Did u hack me bro

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>>646237651

nice copy pasta op

I don't know how you all act like you are fighting chicks off with a stick. I would hit that anytime. Not a model but not bad looking either.

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>>646237651
Haha alright...

>>646240456
nobody is acting like that, people just have standards anon

>>646240456
fuck off white nigger, we don't need your kind.

>>646240100
Same for me

The pic just ruined it for me, i imagined her being a 7 or 8 who is a teacher and speaks french (quite a few bonus points)

But now i just cant stop imagining a little horny (probably retarded) autist having drunk sex with shrek thanks to >>646237651 and >>646240176

>>646240456
Pretty much man, these neck beards and thier standards...

>>646239977
>>646237651
>>646237812
>>646237896
>>646237989
>>646237995
>>646238031
>>646238103
>>646238285
>>646238722
>>646238779
>>646239047
>>646239122
>>646239154
>>646239200
>>646239274
>>646239977
>>646240371

She's not bad you bunch of faggots, the picture isn't perfect nor the dress because she's not fat or anything and her smile seems weird

>virgins are so difficult these days

>>646240456
yeah. you are right.
also, i hate myself slightly more for reading this.

>>646240671
>My opinion is right and you should all listen to me
Whatever you say bud

>>646240672

Then my job is done here.

>>646240456
and she smiles all the time, sounds like a lot of fun

>>646240671
>virgins are so difficult these days
lol

>>646240671
why do you think this story is about drunk sex? cause people who are drunk have loose standards.

op ?

>>646240671
She looks like she brushes her teeth with butter. Faggot

Being a virgin has nothing to do with wanting someone without a long sloping neandethal skull and the fucking cryptkeeper's teeth.

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can this be her instead op?

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>>646239311
Finish the story so i can go to sleep

>>646240889
my opinion worth more than any virgin around jerking on tay tay

OP you still here?

>>646241116
I boat this op I vote this, next time copy paste with this.

>>646241116

moar or sauce plox

>>646240671
>Everything I say is always correct and you should accept that

Some faggot please become op and finish this story.

>>646241192
but she also ugly tho (imo)

>>646241116
Lets just all pretend this is natalie

Fuck u op, I was shitting while reading ur story, and im not gonna stop till u end it

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>>646241346

>>646241456
> we fisted each other's anus
> I came
> the end


> for now

>>646240929

Yeah, she looks like she would be a lot of fun. She's average looking but I haven't been laid in 2 months so I will take average in a heart beat right now.

>>646237651
Nice job retard.


Cont.

I have no pics of her guys, but she's blonde and doesn't look like a randomized oblivion character.

I'll post her nudes for you guys, don't worry.

>l'm an inexperienced faggot that only had sex one time
>she gets out of the bed
>come and get me anon
>she goes from crying to happy fuck in no time
>run after her around the house because of an alcohol
>she's exhausted after a few seconds
>she falls on the ground
>my time to shine
>decide to go for a kiss
>she grabs me and gives me the best french kiss l ever had in my entire life
>condom is in the backpocket of my jean
>everythin is going according to the "plan"
>she takes her bra off
>the tits l always wanted to fuck are here infront of me, waiting to be fucked
>l decide to go for it without asking
>anon let me do it alright
>it feels like my dick is in heaven and the rest of my body is waiting to enter
>cum real fast
>biggest load of my life
>on her tits
>she cleans my dick with her mouth
>she now wants me to give her the good old lickaroo
>locks my head between her legs
>she grabs my dick
>would you die if l pulled that off ?
>it would be extremely painful
>you're a big guy
>for you N
>

> EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
> WITH JOHN CENA

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I'd definitely hit her. Strong 6/10 with +1 MILF pity bonus

>>646241759
shit

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>>646241998
Another one of the same gal

>>646241759
> you're a big guy
> for you

Op a confirmed faggot. As always

>>646241759
sharpie in pooper?

>>646241759
Memed again!

>>646241759
Lets just pretend the teacher from OPs story is actually hot and he didnt just call himself a retard

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>>646241759
OP you ruined my fucking night you retard.

>>646241456
>I caress her face and tell her all her problems are over
>insert 3 inches of manhood into her meat curtains and fill her with my seed
>"I love you"
>fall asleep
>awake filled with regret, her kids open the door and remember me from high school
>they demand I cream pie them also
>impregnate entire family
>continue working out
>become orcish warlord with army of autistic 5 year old offspring
>eventually defeat eyes in battle at the lonely mountain
>fucking dwarves ruined everything /pol

>>646242329
Didn't even stick it in her pooper.
At least it sounds like you guys had fun.

>>646241998

You read my mind.

>>646239122
we dont do that on here
gtfo memelordo

>>646240176
nigga I live there

>>646242492
You are the reason I lurk in the shithole. Kek

>>646228893
>I just had sex with my French teacher
Who's the fuckwad now?

>>646242492
OP I feel for you GG 10/11 story

>>646242724
> muh /b/

You're the kind of person who posts bananas. Go tickle your dogs asshole.

>>646243410

shut up faggot. go be a nerd faggot some where else. HUR HUR HEHEHE TRENDY GAY COMMENT SPOUTED OUT OVER SHOES. fucking newfag eat shit

>>646243750
This nigga eats bait like he'd eat a diabetic strippers ass.

>>646243750
YOU MAD BRO

>>646242033
DUBS

>>646242278
Why would people ruin my thread. It was so nice, good job guys. Well here's the end

>we end up having sex
That's it. Shouldn't have spent so much time writing all that down for some underage faggots to ruin. Well at least it was entertaining while it lasted. Good night /b/ros

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IM A NEWFAG HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>646243750

>>646244073
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>646244036
stfu retard

>>646244181
> 360 degrees
> full circle.

Your math is a bit off fuckhead

>>646244036
More like you should have taken the time to pretype it, faggot.

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>>646244036
If you dont want to put that much effort in it the just make your future greentexts like this:

Feels thread
>be me
>no gf
>mfw

>>646244359
summer is over you fucking faggot

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>>646244359
There is always one....

Post nudes before you go

why do all u idiots believe this random who posted a photo pretending to be OP?

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>>646243925
>>646243973
>>646244125

literally 15 year old nerd virgins. why are you on 4chan anyway? shouldnt you be after school playing a sport or trying to talk to a girl?

fucking newfags

>>646244457
>>646244475

Its just one of those "lol i just pretended to be retarded" faggots you faggots

>>646244359
either you're a retard or a troll
>like there is any difference

>>646244457
>>646244475
This isn't even an inside joke I've been here since last year and there hasn't even been a joke referring to it. Go fuck your mom

>greentext story about fucking french teacher
>ended up in a "battle" of faggots just throwing shit and the word newfag at each other

>>646244842
>I've been here since last year

>>646244842
>been here since last year.
Kek

>>646229166
>>646234894
>>646239761
>>646238176
Y'ALL GOT BAITED

>>646244842
With all those fucking newfags from the shootings even you should be considered an oldfag

>>646228878
>Claims to know what 4chan is about
>Doesn't know the point of greentext
>Summer is over

>>646244956
I was enjoying it until the retards ruined it.

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>>646245158

OP plz deliver nudes so we can escape this faggot hell

>>646245392
I really want to write the end for ppl like you, but the thread is a shitfest

You ain't a newfag if you can triforce

>>646245691
Not me, but please keep going.

where are you OP?

>>646245392
I'm still waitng for a satisfying ending, because
>>646244036
is shitty
someone come up with a better one please

>>646245691
Stick to your principles imo

>>646246057
Yea cause teachers aren't really his thing.

Ha dum tiss

>>646228878
1st day?