24
100 Ton Master captian
55k

28
Mobile Network engineer
$72,600/year + bonuses

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>>646115629
Gas station clerk,night. Work 4 hours, then 4 hours flipping through aps and shit on my phone.
29
44 000NOK Brutto/pre-tax a month
528 000NOK a year
Or 215NOK a/hour
10nok = 1.3USD

Im making 10k more then the manager cause I've worked there for 10 years since family ran the place.. it got bought out and I continued.
Im getting a watch in march for my time spent there.

>>646115629

IT Tutor
24
$35 an hour

>>646115629
Suckling your mom's tits
23
1 million dollars

>>646115843
How much do you have saved?

>>646116569
Kek

>>646115629
christ, how the fuck are you getting paid so much to dish wash?

>>646115629
Pharmacy Technician
29
14.25/hour plus stock/benefits

Movie theater
19
$8.69
Fuck

>>646116173
Am I supposed to understand these values? Is this shit monopoly money?

Job: (Ausfag) Bottle shop attendant / Photographer at Army base
Age: 20
Salary: $21 an hour, made $25,000 last financial year

>>646116772
It's called making shit up.

I stick my thumb up my ass for $37/hr. See, it's that easy.

>>646116772
i've been doing it since i was 14
also no one else wants to do it
>mfw ppl think dishwashing is hard
>mfw its the easiest thing to do in a restaurant

>>646117013
Holy shit how do you get paid so much for that? That's my job and I only get $6.50/hr

Any electricians here? Do they make good money? Thinking about becoming one.

>>646116876

You could try reading to the end of the post you dumb fuck. Do you want a calculator as well??

Drugstore cashier

18

$15.50/hr

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Us Army
20
http://www1.salary.com/E3-Private-First-Class-Army-hourly-wages.html
$11 a hour? Yeah that's total bullshit

>>646115629
age 22
med school
10 hour of study/ lesson each day. 0 money. when i'll get my fucking degree i'll become a dermatologist. I'll prescribe lotions for acne to a some teenage faggot and earn a lot of money each visit.

Line Cook/Expo at a chain franchise
24
$15.00 an hour, $16 when training new employees, plus percentage of tips, usually $30 a night.

>>646117165
$67 / hr in alberta (starting )

Developer Relations
25
114k/yr, plus bonus

72k/year

Research fellow.

Software Engineering Manager
37
400,000

Oakland Police Officer I
23
90k+ a year

Electronic Tech for Subcon.

$24 per hour
at 47...

>>646115629
Senior Accountant - Financial Reporting

$92,500+10% incentive bonus + $14,500 equity awards vested over 4 years

>>646116876
All you need to have is dick sucking experience, anon.
It blows new doors open.

>>646115629
1.15$/hour
inspecting cars for registration

Self employed/small business owner.
19
I average $25.66 an hour.

Student
21
-$65000/year

How fucked am I?

>>646117315
H/W Engineer
34
126K + bonus + stock = 150k USD

>>646115629
Are you sure you're not a Chef at Wendy's?

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>>646116876
Take away the last digit.. then assume its 1 more on the first.
Then add USD on the back.
tada---youdick

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courier
27
$19/hour + benefits

>>646117351
Oh shit son, how long it take you to actually start working?

19
Basic water technician
12.50/hr

Job: Nightfill Woolworths
Age: 20
Pay: $24.95 standard. $44.95 weekends and holidays

>>646117240
You mean besides the fact that you're full of shit and not even attempting to hide it? No mate. Not really.

But let's hear about how this is a true story and I'm a faggot in 3....

>>646117055
I used to dish wash, it's not hard. I'd still dish wash if I was making that kind of money. I make less than you and I'm a line cook.

what state are you in?

Internet Sales Manager at a BMW dealership. 175,000 roughly, give or take 25k depending on the year.

>>646117240
Yes.

shift supervisor starbucks
14.05/hr
20

39
DBA
$75,000/yr

>>646115629
NEET
26
0.00$ or a couple hundred every couple weeks for selling stuff at fleamarket / ebay

Haven't had a job in a couple years and afraid to look for one.

EMT on Emergency Ambulance
23
10/HR

>>646117878
quebec

>>646117875

What?
How am I full of shit? I just told you that the OP put the conversion on the end. You will notice the post number you replied to DOESNT say op after it. I'm not op you stupid cunt.

professional busker
19
$60 ish per hour, sometimes more

>>646117760
Can you turn it into a song for me? I always learn better from songs.

>>646115629
>Political Organizer
>19
>30k

>>646117724
Is that how deep you are in student loans?
:^)

>>646115843
What degree, if anyx do you have, bro?

>>646115629

oh you fuckers never believe me, but here goes

>job

biotech sales

>age

52

>salary

$250K last year

$330K this year

including commission

>inb4 blah blah blah surely you faggots understand there are people with these jobs and that some of us are /b/tards like you

>>646115629
Krogers cashier
18
7.65/hour

lol my job blows

>slut bitch
>fagasaurusrex

>>646118122
I don't believe you.

43

Dank meme generator. 190k plus rare pepes.

>>646118100
is the cost of living high there?

>>646117854
Is that the title for people who come and replace the plastic drinking water jugs with full ones?

>>646115808
ayy old man listen up.

HOURS NOTICE FOR ENGINES MEANS ONE (1) FUCKING HOUR NOTICE! Not fucking 20 minutes!

Marine Engineer -unlimited tonnage/horsepower
36
~$90k CAD/6 months work

>>646118266
R u hiring
Serious question

>>646118051
What do you resell?

>>646115629

Ride attendant (bumper cars, water slides, bumper boats etc)

19M AUS
$19.88 p/hr
get about 14 hours a week while in uni = $278
get about 35 hours a week while in school holidays = $695

not salary but part time

>>646117552
yo wtf. OPD as in 510?

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>>646117712
>business owner
>19
id love to hear this one

>>646115629
>19
>Host at very busy restaurant
>5/hr + 3-6% of all the tips every server made while I was on shift, which usually comes out to about 40-60$ (which isn't taxed, and I walk out with)

Overal, it comes to about 12-18$ per hour.

>>646118453
Yeah man
Feels bad.jpeg

>>646118426
depend
most things are nationalized so electricity/water is not that much
we heat with wood so its like 150$/years for heat
expensive shit is food. but since i work at the buffet and the b0sses likes me they let me take whatever food is remaining after a shift.
thats a meal after each shift + i take some home in some tupperwares

>>646115629
Circle K employee
19
Minimum wage, (8.10/hour)

>>646118762
>3-6% of all the tips every server made
Pardon, 3-6% of all the food they sold* Not their tips.

I split the tipout between me and another host, and there's usually like 10 servers working.

>>646118519

R U qualified?

(hint: speaking in letters instead of words isn't a good sign)

>vid related, start at 1min 51 sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc&feature=youtu.be&t=1m51s

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>>646118575
mainly vidya and old toys / antiques. Anything I can buy cheap and flip. Have sold some bigger stuff before like vintage speakers, instruments, bow and arrows, and big statues.

Pic related, found one of these for 180 sold for 650

>>646115629
the matter of the fact is, that is a better dishwasher setup than 99% industrial kitchen setup's.

>>646118885

HEY YOU dont feel bad

You work your hard hours and you damn well deserve your paycheck. You should be proud to have a hard working job unlike claiming unemployment benefits.

USN
25
~$24k

But I get health insurance (to include eyesight and dental), housing and food allowance.

Not a bad gig. No real complaints, just work with shitty people and retards.

>>646118957
When did the Mongols invade China?

>>646118743
It's a business!

>>646118494
Haha this guy. If I ever end up single again I'm going for the really big boats.

Website Developer
18
$14.00/hour

Storm Chasing Contractor
23
It's 100% commission but I make ~ $75,000K a year. It was an off year for storms so next year I hope to make over 100K +

>>646117055
its easy if you can get a setup like you have there.
kick. ass. I used to dishwash and I fucking loved my setup. 3 tables for sorting, wash, machine holds 2 racks at a time, drying with 2 tables to set stuff on. when i had nothing to do I'd work out.

>>646119263
1738

>>646116859
You're 19. Simply having a job at your age is a plus, considering all the fucksticks around your (and roughly my) age that don't want to work.

Also,
Field Slot Tech
25
$20.00/hr

>>646118743
>Thinking age has bearing on the ability to own and run a business

4chan jannitor
$ 0

>>646119724
do u have a degree or some special training for that?

>>646119823
Mod?

>>646119438
You the skipper from earlier? You guys all pull the same stunts. Hours notice, but can I have the engine in 20? Fuck me were not starting a Honda civic down there. I've been on big boats all my career, nothing smaller than 740 foot

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Dog fucker (lover)
24
$0

26 unemployed

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>>646119823
ban me for 1 min faggotfuck

Software Dev
24
112k/year

It's no biotech sales job but you know... I scrape by.

IT help at university
25
56k

Cold Side Chef/Prep Cook
18
$12,50p/h

>>646120092
What does a janitor even do? Is it like a mod? Of more like the person that does all the bitch work

>>646119853
You'd probably get by with just a decent resume, with mentioning building a PC or two, knowledge with being able to use a multimeter... But I got a bullshit degree from ITT, so I was able to REALLY fluff up my resume.

First year apprentice plasterer
19
About $55k a year after tax + free housing

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>>646119611
Dude. That's not right. "Rule" China, my bad

Own Pornhub
28
1MIL+/year

>>646119757
usually (from my experience) when kids that age say they "own a business" they're businesses legitimacy is questionable. just saying man.

I build off road caravans.
20
$26/h

Union dealership mechanic

23.38 an hour

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Shift Manager - Blending Operator / laboratory technician.
25 y/o
3540$ Dollar / 2310£ / 3115 Euro - Before taxes

>>646120590
26 yo forgot

>>646118885
I feel you, man.

19 here too. I receive seatbelts, sort them, and then feed them through the line to the people that actually put them into the cars for 11/hr. I feel like scum. I know I should be grateful to have a job but I just want one with actual fucking challenge. One that when finally go home, flop to your bed and " Yeah, I /earned/ that paycheck" y'know?

>>646120683
Per Month that is(payment)

ITT: High school dropouts and women's studies majors

Oil sands are dead right now.

>>646120003
Yes, but I think you have my confused. I have a licenses to operate up to a 100 ton. I run tugs, or party boats. I'm working my way up to my 200 ton, and then getting some tug endorsements. If I get my unlimited after that I'll be sure to keep thay in mind haha
How long have you been working on boats?

>>646120338
bump

26
Install fiber optic cables
Own a business doing said job
80k last month
Quiet this month

>>646115629
wtf is this shit.
>>Be supervisor for CVS
>>work there for 3 years
>>run the fucking store when boss is gone
>>in charge of all the money
>>make $10.4
>>mfw i make less than a dishwasher

>>646120774
wut

majority people in this thread, presuming honesty, hold a job.

>>646121019
heh heh heh
tug endorsements

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commi chef 49 750 a year

Meth cook
27
$160 per oz

>>646117552
Shit one of 3 cops left

hobby store clerk
22
9/hr
feelsokman.jpeg

>>646120450
Hadn't they completely conquered by 1279?

>>646121291

proof with timestamp or your comment means nothing

32
Strip club DJ
10 dollars minimum per girl er shift
Between 55 and 60 k a year.

>>646121542
You're a fed so go fuck yourself

>>646117552
opd be doin the real work, fuck the suburb cops

>>646115629
production guide
24
13+ bonuses

Busboy/dishwasher/linecook
33
9.00 cleaning tables
10.00 when washing dishes and cooking

>>646121214
Knew I should have said towing endorsements haha

35
sys admin
$74000 + bonus

>>646115629
2nd level support engineer VoIP
28
42k

sucks somehow...living in one of the most expensive cities is not good for your wallet

>>646115629
Cleaner
19
£6.80/hr (ninety million dollars an hour)
It's a good gig, dead dull but super laid back

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Live on barge Deckhand
24
$220 per day

>>646121019
Yeah I get ya, just try not to be one of those dicks! I started in '09 as unlicensed (oiler), wrote STCW 3rd class last year. Need a bit more sea time and study time for 2nd class. Plan is to retire Cheif so long as I stick into the books. Shits getting automated as fuck on the newer ships.

>>646121451
Yea but

Joke
------------------
Everyone's head

>>646117150
Bruh that's below minimum wage, you need a raise

>>646122286
Yeah, I fear it's a dying field for sure. The new systems are crazy. You can hold the exact position just by putting in the lat and long. I enjoy being on the water though. How many more hours you need?

>>646117897
Doesn't the site handle like every stage of the sales process aside from finance?
You get paid 200k on a good year to credit check and place orders?

28
Apprentice sparky 4th year
140k + bonus and allowances (ausfag mining)

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>>646122053
That dirty ass coal. I hate hauling that shit. US inland haul?

>>646118575
Drugs, there's no sustainable alternative

>>646122901
Yea, mostly run on the Kanawaha and Ohio, cake run tho

Store Rep for large technology company
20
$27 AUD an hour ($39 on Sundays) ($19.76 - $28.54 USD)

18
Work as a kitchen hand just wash dishes
25/hour

>mfw Australian work doesn't rely on tips

>>646120403
Fuck me you're earning about 8x what I earned as a glazier apprentice in the uk, land of dreams..

surprisingly not many drug dealers

Photographer, 22, $250 a month

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Youth Development Counselor
30
$13

Definitely time to find another job.

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>>646122977
>sustainable alternative

until someone puts an eye out

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>>646115629

Costume worker
21
22.50/hr

>>646122771
Is have to count em up but roughly be another 6 months seatime. Will be next year anyways. It's more about passing the exams at this point. There's 7 of them for 2nd class. it's changed even in the years I've been at it. Smaller crews and cheaper companies. Couldn't stand a desk job though and not battling city traffic to get to work is tits.

Bartender
26
$30-40/hr most nights, 27 hours a week ~$42k-56k in tips alone plus whatever the fuck my hourly is. Usually net $50-60k a year.

Oh, and all the pussy I can smash.

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>>646115629
>Unemployed due to fracturing spine
>27
> -$300,000 in hospital bills, amberlamps, surgery, etc

Feels good man

>>646123044
KCBX?

>>646115629

23
dishwasher/line-cook at a gastropub
$11.50

>>646115629
Is that china montan in westford or in vinal

Building manager
27
85k

>>646117712
what do u do sir :^)? 20yo here

>>646123611
Yeah, that is kinda shitty, but at least the place I went to did a great job preparing you for them. Yes, not having to fight traffic is the shit haha got any good stories?

Cashier
23
19 per hour

Neural surgeon
25
300K

OP here
daily reminder that i've been pissing in the sink for 5 years

>>646117712

you're on the right track

>well done anon, keep it up

>>646115629

post doc
year too many..
46k

don't do science phd, MD where the $ at.

>>646115629
Security
27
No idea

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26
YMCA youth leader
10.50/hr

Buy/Sell bikes on the side, brings in a couple thousand extra per month. (admittedly, some months are better than others of course)

>>646118266
Hook me up with a job, I'm young and ready to take on anything to make that good dollar

>>646116173
You make 26 fucking dollars an hour working at a gas station

>>646122053
>Live on barge Deckhand
>24
>$220 per day

not bad at all for 24 year old with no discernable sklils or education whatsoever

>well done (for you) anon. well done (for you)

>>646115629
23
Software Engineer
54k, but it's a graduate job

Veterinary Technician
23
$16.75/hr

>>646124399

OK, sure. you start tomorrow.

>we'll be sending you some paperwork to return by 6 AM

>>646115629
18
Night Fill, dairy and service at Coles
20k p/a

>>646124519
>Veterinary Technician

cleans dog diarrhea

>if lucky, dog shit

Factory Warehouse supervisor
21
42k/yr.
About $25 an hour

>>646124589
That would be a veterinary assistant.
I went to school. Basically a nurse.

branch manager
24
200k/year

>>646123692
Amhearst Madison

>>646117785
For fed ex?

>>646118266
age 52, hmmm...

what are you selling, I r phd you can be technical. FUck benchwork for that kind of $

>>646124528
Haha if the sarcasm wasn't so obvious I'd say I'm looking forward to it, but do you have some advice for a young ambitious guy like myself?

game operator
8.25

Bulk store/warehouse
$16/hr
19

>>646115629
30
Tech at a paint production plant
70K a Year