>>646043740

dane cook
jack whitehall

>>646044053
No idea who Dane is. Jack Whitehall has his moments. Well maybe 1 in 20 jokes in funny. The rest I agree. I can't stand Jimmy Carr and his spastic laugh

>>646043740
Michael McIntyre
Ricky Gervais (2009 onwards)
Lee Mack
Chris Rock
Kat Williams
Sarah Silverman
Sarah Millican

LEIGH FUCKING FRANCIS (KEITH LEMON)

>>646043740
Jim Gaffigan and James Corden.
Unfunniest twats to ever walk the planet.

>>646044567
Hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh houuuugh

think about how terrible the majority of these famous comedians are. Now take the time realize how awful the non famous ones are. The ones who headline at comedy clubs but you don't know who the fuck they are. Holy shit.

At least there's some sense of entertainment that we don't realize with the awful hack comics like Hart, Cook, Dunahm etc. But that bottom tier are unfunny and fucking boring!

>>646043740

UKIP?
U K I P?
THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF BLOODY RACISTS

>>646044567
>no idea who Dane is.
Bullshit.

Lee Evans. Like, really?

Chelsea Peretti
Robin Williams (his standup not his movies)

Amy Schumer
Carlos Mencia
Chris Hart

>>646045074
>Chris Rock
>Kat Williams
>not funny
>objectively wrong

>>646045074
Lee Mack is so fucking pathetically sad I can't even call it comedy.

Dane Cook
Maria Bamford
That idiot with the puppets "I Keel You"

>>646045654
His stand up is great and his movies are shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Never like Mencia, Kat or Robin Williams standup

>>646045691
I suppose chris rock has produced the odd titter from me,however kat williams hasn't even come close

>>646045866
Ah yes I hate that puppet guy too

>>646043740
Any female comedienne, I have yet to hear anything funny from any of these cunts.
Also niggers with racist jokes (hurrr durrr white guys be like dis niggas be like dis) they're not jokes they're observations anyone in the Serengeti could make. Fat asses self-deprecating themselves because they're fat asses, it's only funny when I do it.

>>646045304
I'd pay large amounts of cash to watch James corden's face cushion a hammer blow

>>646045255
Mah nigga

>>646043740
>Every negro in the world.

>>646045902
Now that you mention it I don't think I've seen a Robin W movie since I was like 13. Maybe it IS shit.

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>>646044567

this pathetic unfunny fag stick is dane cook. adding jerry seinfeld and joe rogan to my previous picks

>>646046634
patrice o'neal was a pretty funny fellow

>>646046634
Richard Ayoade is pretty funny. Though he's only half so i suppose this post turned out fucking pointless in the end

>>646046634
Reginald d hunter is pretty cool

>>646047043
Seconded

I honestly don't like Louis C.K.

It's just about how passive agressive he is and black people being awesome.

He makes me feel uncomfortable more than anything.

>>646043740
Sad I haven't seen this yet
>Jeff Dunham

>>646046634
Richard Ayoade, Stephen K. Amos, Reginald D. Hunter

>>646046370
>this
Schumer is literally the only funny female comedian. The rest are just painful to watch.

Black/Asian/Hispanic comics either do sterotypical jokes about their race and a shitty white person impression

"Acts" that for some reason stick around. Like Dice Clay, Larry the cable guy and the puppet douche

All these groups are killing stand up comedy
Brad Williams is a midget comic, but he's good. he obv has midget jokes but that's not his main thing. Geniuenly funny dude.

>>646047167
because he points out the casual racism that most white people engage in and you don't want to face that?

He's not the funniest dude in the world, but I can't imagine why else he'd make you feel uncomfortable.

>>646047043
mah nigga
both his dvd special is pretty funny

>>646047167
you just dont get it cos you're dumb

>>646047242
schumers one of the fucking worst, wtf dude

>>646047242

kathleen mattigan is really fucking funny.

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>>646046634
Wrong

>>646046634
>>Every negro in the world.
Wrong. Sir Lenny Henry.

>>646047146
>>646047480
>at first he died
>now he dead

>>646047387
It feels like he's obsessed with blacks, how cool they are and how much better they are, it's like he wants to be black, I feel uncomfortable because it's like watching a man describe all his fetishes.

>>646043740
Any female comedian. Name one good one.

>hint: you can't

>>646047692
You sound REALLY stoopid kid.

>>646045074
Lee Mack is alright, Sarah millican is a bit shit

>ITT
>salty niggers on welfare
>die faster from AIDS
>makes me laugh

for me every comedian that has to shout at the joke is not funny.
russel howard uses it excessively

also i think franky boyle and jimmy carr are pretty good

>Larry the Cable Guy
>Ron White
>Bill Engvall
>Jeff Foxworthy
>Jeff Dunham
>Louis C.K.

Josh Blue did give me a giggle, though.

Rob Dyrdek
Rediculous makes me want to kill myself multiple times in one sitting.

one of my favorite british comedians that i just learned about is james acaster. dude is so fucking funny.

>>646047692
Having watched a fair bit of Louis C.K., he really doesn't go on about black people as much as you're making out he does. He does parenting, getting old, gay people etc. as well. I can't think of any specific bits he does about black people, whereas I can think of bits about the others I mentioned easily off the top of my head.

>>646043740
Literally every woman

>>646048080
I wonder if that douchebag can spell "Ridiculous", though.

>>646048020
frankie boyle used to be funny, now he's just 'crass' and 'shocking'. but without the humour element.

>>646043740
hes actually so fucking terrible

>>646047692
Wtf are you on about? When does he even talk about black people? Let alone admire them?

>>646048055
ron white is funny

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>>646048276

HOW VERY DARE YOU SIR! he is still really good he just does his best work when hes on gameshows or other things

>>646045610
100% agree, made a career of sweating and pulling jerry lewis faces for 20 fucking years.. i cant recall one funny bit in all the times ive caught his act on those fucking channel 4 specials

>>646048131
I think he only brought them up as a main focus once or twice in stand up, and it wasnt a long point. Mostly just how he's uncomfortable with the N word. In his show, the only mention was his Grandma using the term Nigger toe to refer to brazil nuts.

>>646047692
STFU YOU SPASTICACTED RETARD CUNT

>>646048479

said no one ever......

>>646048503

brace yourselves!

>>646048479
>hurrbderr potato salad
>

>>646047692

Nah, that's Jim Norton's bit though.

every amerifag but Rich Hall

>>646047203
dont hate me, but I saw him live in concert because free tickets.

>>646048524
Oh I see, from your image and exclamation I can see that you have a poor sense of humour. Continue enjoying what you enjoy.

>>646048276
kek
not being able to laugh at his racist jokes make me think your one of the people his talking about

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>>646043740
Yes. And Lee Mack.

>>646047692
he has a whole bit on how being white is top tier living, and if you get a choice of a new incarnation of human he would tick white male over and over . . .

>>646043740
All of them suck.

To my super advanced mind that experiences only internet irony everything is bad or at the very least 'overrated'.

See if I find a comedian funny it means they're making an observation in a way I have not thought of yet, and that is impossible due to my superbrain. Also everything is old because sometimes one joke sounds kind of like another that might have theoretically been told before. Also if you are a comedian you have to try to write material, and refine it, and perform it on stage, and gain a grasp of comedic timing. And all of that shit requires trying. Since I am king a-rab internet genius super ironic don't give a shit number 1....all trying is tryhard. And tryhard is the worse thing you can possibly be to someone like me who is so smart that everything is stupid and therefore I don't give a shit about anything.

Truth be told there is only one form of comedy as far as I am concerned. And that is internet meme reverse comedy faux-irony. In which I state a meme which you then point out is not funny and old. Then I agree with you...but ironically cos if I were trying to say something funny it would be tryhard. Therefore I win despite not giving a shit.

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>>646048860

wow if that isnt the most autistic thing ive ever heard a manchild spout on here... that was by far the stupidest response that is completely irrelevant.

>>646048564
He literally does a whole bit on why people should say "Nigger" rather than just "The N Word". It's quite funny. He's definitely not uncomfortable saying it

The only good comedians (of today) are Bo Burnham and Louis C.K, everybody else is shit

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>>646049213

all that writing and practically no one will read that entire thing due to those first two sentences

>>646048966
He does racist jokes now? I stopped paying attention after he left Mock the Week for artistic/creative purposes, and went on to..... sit around tweeting at easy targets, saying nothing of value, or that was particularly hilarious

>>646047101
Please don't attribute that actually funny joke to that hack.
I think Bob Monkhouse was the writer of that joke

>>646048829
I hate you

>>646047101

no people are still laughing at him but not cause hes funny

>>646049443
>I stopped paying attention after he left Mock the Week
now this is where the argument stops

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>>646046634
Reginald Hunter and Richard Ayoade are the only funny blacks I've come across.

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>>646049443

he did racist jokes on mock the week multiple times. im guessing you were just watching the show to have something on in the background cause i doubt you were able to keep up with information

>>646049213
couldnt be bothered to read

>>646048966
HAHA, Fucking stupid people with disabilities right!

I hate people in wheelchairs, it's like "Look at me, I fucking roll around cos I've got no legs and I look like a fat person grew wheels AHAHAHAHAA

I hate the queen, it's like "Look at me I'm fucking old and my vagina has a ghost in it because I'm old and fat and gay" AHAHAHAAH

I hate fucking Africans, it's like "Look at me my skin is black because I covered it in tar and I'm a fucking piece of tarmac" AHAHAHAHAA

Frankie Boyle is hilariously unfucking funny

>>646043740

Dmitri Martin.

>>646047692
Are you retarded?

He has a segment that does the literal opposite of what you're talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cuQTGKD01M

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>>646043740
This cunt right here

>>646047692
This is what projection looks like.

>>646049938
you just too dumb

>>646049902
Yeah only bothered to click the post number to reply, then type in a reply, then do the captcha, then hit post.

Fucking tryhard.

>>646049805
Keep up with the information.....? In Mock the Week? If I wanted actual topical comedy, I watch HIGNFY. And if you call his jokes on Mock the Week racist, then I'm not the kind of person you were talking about, because those were barely offensive, to the point that I wouldn't count them amongst actually racist jokes.

Every female or black comedian.

>>646049636
You really added to that joke.

Go take a long walk up the short stairs of a Swiss doctor's office and fucking remove yourself

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Joe Rogan is a cool guy but his stand-up really sucks

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>>646050269

>>646048609
His material hasn't aged well and fresh eyes would see it as tame but at the time he was groundbreaking

>>646043740
any nigger comedian other than chris rock

>>646047978
Whoa, it's way passed your bedtime young man!

>>646050377

aw whats the matter my special little snowflake did i insult your favorite comedian that you so cherish. kill yourself immediately

Bo Burnham
Bill Burr
Lisa Lampanelli
Dane Cuck
Nick Swardson
Carlos Mencia

>>646050055
His stand up is fucking gold

>>646050186
>Fucking tryhard.
are you upset i didnt read your thesis? Aww poor babby give me a cuddle

>>646050452
holy shit this
but when it comes to UFC he is like the meca of information.

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>>646050540
Richard Pryor was pretty great

I like Chris Rock until he starts his DUDE WHITE PEOPLE LMAO shit

Same with any black comedian

>>646047864
I agree with this. Except any straight female comedian. They all make the "hurr durr, I'm a whore" joke like it's soo fuckin edgy and funny. It's not. If a guy went up there and talked about fucking the whole time everyone would hate it. But whores talking about being whores is supposed to be hilarious. Give me a break. And they ALL do it. Sarah Silverman doesn't really, she does poop jokes. I guess that's a step up. I mean kindergarteners probably would think it's great. The rest are horrible. Wanda Sykes and Ellen are ok. I mean not really funny but at least they try making actual jokes, but they don't like dick so they don't talk about it.

>Every American Comedian

>>646043740
I like Russell Howard...I watch Good News on Youtube (because that's the only way to do it in the USA).

>>646049126
But Louie C.K. is a Mexican.

>>646049974
b8

>>646049974
Oh you so edgey

>>646048609
its dated but for its time his comedy was revolutionary. He set the standards for pretty much every comedian to come you twat

>>646050458
I'm hoping you're not the guy who posted Tony the Tiger, cause if you are then you are A-grade /b/ material:
>make retarded baseless assumptions
>be shown as fucking idiot
>post pic without text to avoid having to try and communicate a thought

>>646050281
Hannibal Buress is funny. So is that ine light skinned African dude. Canvt remember his name, but there are plenty of funny black comedians. You're just thinking of the whole Kings of Comedy crowd like Cedric The Entertainer, Bruce Bruce, Steve Harvey etc where all the jokes are centered around "White people do this *exaggerates something in a robotic manner*, but us black folk we *exaggerates something in a loose, laid back manner*

>>646050816
elohel, I do like having a cuddle, tryhard. Cos i'm a baby.

>>646050628
I don't know who that comedian is, but - "no people are still laughing at him but not cause hes funny" is something a 12 year old would write on a youtube video about cats

>>646047167
I agree. He sucks. Not that i "don't get it", his material sucks. Maybe some kind of progressive faggot hipsters think it's funny ironically, but don't realize they find it funny ironically. Also Zach gallifinakis. He sucks too. Im also pretty tired of every "seth" out there.

>>646045347
Tim Allen bruh

>>646050628
Not the guy you were replying to, and I fucking hate dane cook, but I gotta say your post was absolute shit. The kind of thing my 12 year old sister might say, and then say, "is that not funny?"

>>646045255
Bo select was good in its day but he's fucking shit now.

>>646046156
bait

>>646051295

ok no more posting for you. hannibal was never funny thats why he did the justin beiber roast cause thats the only way people would know who he was

>>646050999
Hes a white mexican.

>>646051295
On my phone, btw so excuse all the fuckery

>>646048503
You've probably triggered all the fedora wearing 'enlightened' athiests

>>646050693
Bo's first show was very good

>>646051013
>>646051111
>If you don't like one of the few comedians I like its clearly edgeb8! How can someone ACTUALLY not have the same tastes as I do...I'M SO SMART

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>>646051344

why would someone put "no people are still laughing at him but not cause hes funny" on a cat video? that makes absolutely no fucking sense you autist

>>646051344
>>646051440

Hivemind

>>646051539
I know him from the Eric Andre show, and he's hilarious on that. He seems like the kind of guy that doesn't have good standup material, but he's good in scripted scenes; fantastic nonchalant delivery

>>646051539
He is ok. I mean, he's not someone I'd fall out of my chair listening to but he's alright. So shut your pie hole

>>646051320
Time for bed snowflake, the grown ups are talking.

>>646045304
I would pay to punch cordens face to a bloody stump

>>646051678
I like bo but his fanbase makes me want to kill myself three times consecutively

>>646051734
>>646051799

have you not seen the pile of shit show he has now? its horrible. i feel like the only people who find that shit dumpling funny are people who still laugh at fart noises and dick jokes

>>646051678
Which was that? The only performance I've seen all the way through, plus other clips here and there have been him trying to be edgy and combining his shitty music with his routine.

>>646045691
If you think Kat Williams is funny, that's fine, you'll always be able to get tickets.

>>646049917
dont get your knickers in a twist friend

>>646051837
I am a snowflake and love going to bed. Thanks for the suggestion even though its trying hard LOL I agree.

>>646051547
There's no such thing. He's just a basement dweller so he lost hims tan.

>>646051701
You posted Bill Hicks on a "Shit Comedians" thread.

Even if you don't find him funny, which I can easily understand, I find it almost impossible to believe that someone can think he's a shit comedian. That's like saying Eric Clapton is a shit guitarist.

>>646045654
Holy fuck Chelsea peretti was so cringy, I don't mind her on b99 but damn

All popular female comedians. Except Mae Matin. But she's not.popular

>>646047968
Not going out is fucking shit.

>>646051701
The thread is about shit comedians not ones you don't like.

>>646051717
I don't know man, you tell me. You posted it...

Bill cosby is hilarious. Rape jokes, pffft... how about actual rape?

>>646047583
what's the deal with you not liking seinfield?

>>646051960
I haven't seen his current show. I don't have cable and I'm not gonna go out of my way to find it, but the standup routines I've seen online were ok.

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>>646052015
ahah, you from England?

>>646052125
I liked not going out for the most part but sometimes it just made me cringe. Same with bad education and other amateur TV shows

>>646052221
I used to not like his stand up. Then i saw him do this shit on one of the late shows about weddings... i don't know if it was cuz i was high, but i was laughing my ass off.

>>646052308
Almost as bad as Carlos Mencia. He just got lucky. I think it's just thay he's fat and has fat jokes to add on to the constant Mexican jokes

>>646047167

> Not knowing that the C.K. Stands for cuckold

>>646052022
shhhh its ok, i can see you have been crying, just sleep now.

>>646052209

no kid you tell me. you were the one who said what i said would be posted on a cat video so im asking you why would that be posted on a cat video. if you arent able to come up with a reason then thats fine

>>646052096
Clapton is a shit guitarist though.

>>646045691
I feel like kat williams could be funny if he cut out the black culture bullshit. And I don't mean making jokes about black culture or that stem from it. I mean trying to appeal to it in the typical way which he does in an even more obnoxiously overblown manner than usual. As in bouncing around manically with the bad physical comedy (yes we get it youre riding a stool like its a horse...it isnt actually funny and is just distracting from your jokes) and the pimp, bitch-nigga, trying to look like a bad ass kind of even though im funny shit. I can't stand that. Comedians can't look bad ass. Its what made early Dave Chapelle stand up, richard pryor stand up, and bill cosby stand up work. They didn't try to retain black cultural credibility as a guy with a big dick or a 'pimp' or some stupid shit.

>>646052654
He is on drugs most of the time.

>>646052601
Nah clapton is a good guitarist. He just plays a lot of other people's songs. So he's like the carlos mencia of guitars

Donald Trump. ooh topical

>>646052096
actually I didn't post bill hicks I just find it amusing how people who are obviously fan boys jump to the conclusion a differing opinion on someones merit must be a troll or some shit. It shows the up ones own ass dismissive quality so prevalent on the internet. 'If i think this way its the only way that objectively makes sense'

>>646052844
Clapton can at least repackage the material in a way that's easy to listen to.

>>646052453
figured that was a given

>>646052844
Wasting your talent makes you shit.

>>646051887
It's a shame that. He's a very creative and inventive comic but he is judged on his fan base which I'd guess is more a result of his YouTube beginnings and his youth.

>>646052570
I am crying and am in fact asleep. HA lol tryhard whatever

vic and bob. provincial surrealists

>>646052590
"I'm a sandwich"
"That sounds like something a lunatic would say..."
"Why would a lunatic say that?!"
"You tell me man...?"
"No you have to tell me!!?"L£ILFEA"

Logic'ed

>>646053074
.

>>646052007
"Words Words Words"

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>>646051539

His standup specials are good, his live standup delivery is great

Hannibal might be overrated because of how much exposure the shows he's written for have received.

He had the best jokes out of the entire Bieber lineup which isn't that impressive seeing as the target audience is 14 year olds.

>tfw Morpheus about to drink a forty ounce

>>646053198

welp i was already sure you just said that due to being incredibly stupid but that just makes it even more apparent. thanks for clearing that up kid

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George Carlin is the top tier of shit, how can he reject our lord and savior and deny his existence? He is burning in hell right now because of his sins and doubts. Rip in fire George C

>>646053025
Yeh good point. I spose the American equivalent would be "Don't get your panties in a beefburgerXlargegunshot"

>>646053273
I also agree with that. Nice lack of words too tryhard. Keep trying.

>>646052979
Lmao.. mencia gives it a mexican accent.
Also clapton tries to give credit to the original songwriter

>>646053383

I think you need to ask your teacher about grammar, spelling and punctuation

>>646050903
This. Couldn't have put it better myself

>>646053335

it was the justin beiber roast nothing that was said was funny. it was the most cancerous roast with the most cancerous people telling jokes. nothing he said or anyone else said was the least bit funny. his show is literally garbage. he show is equal to nick kroll on being cringe worthy to watch

>>646053418
but he prayed to Joe Pesci all the time.

>>646053418


Miss u, George :(

Anyone who has only seen his 2edgy4me 2000's specials should watch his 80's material

>>646051717
>>646052590
>>646053383
Not the guy you're having this back and forth with, but face it dude - you said a stupid thing, it was really unfunny and lame, me and the other guy picked you up on it, and you're being a little shitstain about it. Just accept you said something unfunny and move on.

>>646053285
Idk... His League of Legends Reddit fanbase is a real turnoff. Nothing good can come frome someone with an allegiance of neckbeards

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this cunt

>>646053668

its time for you to stop posting little snowflake. you have already lost and made yourself look stupid. dont make it worse

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>>646053904
I never liked him but I could see how he was funny when he was relevant.

>>646053804
I honestly think anyone who labels even his later shows as '2edgy4me' has been on the fucking internet too long and no longer understands how people who don't just suck chan cock all day think. Dude was amazing from start to finish with very few hiccups along the way id say.

>>646052877
you type like people on reddit do. fuck off back there

>>646053918

So you're the same poster that puts the word "Snowflake" into every post and doesn't know what a capital letter is?

>>646053924
That picture perfectly describes me and I liked how hard you had to try to dig it up tryhard. I agree lol.

>>646050055
Tosh's stand up is legit

>>646053838

yeah people are laughing at him but not cause hes funny would be posted on a cat video isnt stupid but everything i said was. well of course you both picked it up cause stupid comments to other stupid people sounds intelligent. its two stupid people against a smart one so i guess in a way you two little snowflakes win. good job

>>646050452
>this
shitty stand up comedian. but seems like funny dude to hang with

>>646054251
gg; no re

>>646053418
>Christian
>on /b/
0/10. Bait harder

>>646054028

Napalm and Silly Putty was just him saying Fuck as many times as he could, it wasn't clever like his earlier material (which was full of profanity but also actual jokes)

Compare to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac

>>646052877
Did you read what I wrote? I don't give a shit if someone doesn't like Bill Hicks, but I can't believe someone would think he was authentically a bad comedian

>>646054046
Consider what you just wrote in response to me. Good lord people on the internet get faggier and faggier as each day goes by.

I will translate.

'You said something but rather than remark upon that i'll dismiss it and not deal with it by claiming the manner you typed it was like that of a syrupy shit-bucket that is different from the syrupy shit-bucket I choose to put stock into as if we aren't all a bunch of mewling fag-sticks of no worth. Please go back to that place i've decided the way you typed a thing meant you came from because you aren't part of my counter culture internet clique'

>>646054440

dont hurt your brain coming up with anything else.

>>646054174
我是一個同性戀男同性戀者愛哭的人，因為我翻譯這

>>646054440
kek'd

george carlin wasnt funny when he got old

also steve hughes is funny

>>646054789
I saw Steve Hughes live in a small theater about a year ago in the UK and he was fucking hilarious, even better than on TV

I think DANE COOK has kinda set a new standard of sucking in comedy.

>>646054597
"You said something but rather than remark upon that i'll dismiss it and.... blah blah"

This right here, is people getting faggier. You type like a fag. I don't give a shit about your Bill Hicks conversation, he's pretty funny, not the best. I'm just an outsider to the conversation, pointing out that you type like a raging psuedo-intellectual faggot.

>>646054551
The fact you don't imagine someone could honestly think he is authentically a bad comedian is what makes you the typical up your own ass internet dismissive shit that you are.

>>646054551
Damn, nigga. You're all butt confluddled about a dude you've never met. Chill, fam

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Seriously, why the fuck is there a shit comedian thread and pic related isn't in it?

I am disappointed /b/

>>646051678
Just went to see him in new York for his make happy tour. A lot was random stuff but all in all I died. I think he's clever with most of his jokes. One of my favorites. Wasn't until I saw him live that I realized a lot of his fanbase are teenage scene girls because "omg he's hot"

>>646054659
Ching chong ping pong too, seriously tryhard I am so that.

>>646048479
Yes he is.

People only know him from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour garbage. His actual act is pretty good.

That fuckhole mike rappaport used to pick up on high school girls at the promenade, when I was in school.

>>646054186
I remember when I was in middle school too

>>646055063
The fact that you can't comment on a thread without insulting someone makes you ten times worse

>>646055271

The 'tater salad' story is fucking gold, haha.

>>646049974
woah there buddy. I am going to have to disagree big time on this one. You voting for Ben Carson? haha

>>646055091

I'm on your side because you called me fam

>>646055021
And here we go into 'if you don't type like you pretend not to give a shit about anything you are a raging pseudo-intellectual faggot'. Which apparently is a reddit thing I guess? Niggas on 4chan don't talk like pussy ass think they smart guys huh? Sounds too much like tryin too hard.

Fucking tool.

Already said it once but I wanna go into detail. Lisa Lampanelli is awful. Just some raunchy fat bitch going on about how she fucks black guys. I watched a standup of hers and when she came out she started having some banter with the audience, which is normal, but an hour had passed and then she walked off stage and I realized the entire performance was just her talking shit to the audience. The fuck?

>>646055144
kek.you translated it, twat. im out, undefeated and victorious. going to bed, wont see your next reply, i win. n'night babby.

>>646055391
No it doesn't. It just makes me an asshole. Something I freely admit to. You however are incapable of seeing yourself for the huffing your own farts and loving it 'this must be objectively good if I think it is' shit that you are.

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he is a great writer and has great material but he is a god-awful performer he should write for someone like Bill Burr

>>646055587
oh man you really won. Good job lol, trying hard pays off. Have a good sleep.

>>646050847
The white guy schtick was 25% of Pryors act.

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this cunt

>>646055531
Are you black? You sound black. Go away, your kind isn't welcome here

>>646055531
No, it's if you type with the rhythms of an eloquent speaker, but lack the vocabulary to back it up, and end up being incredibly verbose, then you're a psuedo-intellecual faggot. And that's what you are, a faggot that thinks he's eloquent and succinct, but actually types like a 16-year old. Fuck off back to reddit.

>>646055774
I think his stuff is good. Bill Burr is one of those screaming comedians. Not a fan of those types. If he didn't scream so much I'd like him more. Probably blow his smegma tree

>>646055774
Why are your parents letting you stay up so late on a school night?

>>646055424
Take off the hat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f9mJHdxPp4

>>646056081
fuck off i hate you

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>>646043740
Hey FuckHeads, Who wants to hear a dead baby joke! Nobody because you all got gassed

> The Edge Lord

>>646056081
I'm 28, dude. Anyone with a little bit brains can tell that Louis CK cant perform for shit. Like i said he has great material but he cant perform it on stage like a much better comedian could his stuff could be pretty powerful in someone elses hand.

>>646046634
Who is Dave Chappelle?

>>646056783
A black guy that isn't very funny.

>>646056750
tard

>>646056372
Oooh, you really showed him. I'm sure if you tell someone to "fuck off" on the internet, then they'll totally do it

What do you thing of Hugh Dennis?

I think he is a funny guy

>>646056859
>>646056783
He was funny at the time. Now his race jokes are dated, but it was funny then.

>>646056966
fuck off

>>646055966
It feels like every single word the fucker types is pasted straight from an online thesaurus. I cannot abide cunts like that.