>>645995860
what's yours?

>>645996550
im not tellin

>>645995860
well... I dont tell 99% of people that I like to shoot up drugs.... i would tell people if they didnt look at me like im scum....

>>645996788
whats up Kyle?

>>645995860
>implying I don't have no secret
>implying I don't have more than one secret

BDSM

>what's your secret?

I'm a cat

a foot fetish.

that is my secret.

>>645995860
Lost my virginity to a hooker with birthday money from my grandma

>>645997333
checked

>>645995860
I remember when i was young, i fucked my uncle's nostril when he was sleeping.

>>645997579
Either u have small wang or he has large nostril

>>645995860
11 herbs and spices.

I don't use drugs but you assume on your own

>>645997725
uncle was most probably a Jew

>>645997579
yeah i've touched some of my relatives too while they were sleeping

>>645997910
KEK

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>>645997725
>>645997910

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SECRET SECRET,, I GOTTA SECRET

>>645997333
nice!
how old were you and how much did you pay?

>>645998591
i was 18.. Cost 130 bucks i think
>inb4 bad at haggling

>>645998591
9, didnt paid, i killed her.
She's always buried in my backyard.

i'm trans and i wear diapers

>>645997740
Underrated post

>>645996909
>implying you imply too much

>>645998824
and i fuck her every day

>>645997740
kek

Sometimes I fap to my little pony

I like feeling as a threat to National Security.

>>645997740
Really kek'd

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>>645999327
You're a Faggot.

>>645999327
Now that's just sick.U hav crossd the line

>>645999473
is no line faggot

I cum in my gf´s sisters panties

>>645999336
Makes me feel so comfortable, like a stadium full of responsible gun owners.

I'm an alcoholic.
Been drunk since 10am.
Browsing /b/ at work.
Haven't been productive today.

>>645995860
I do edgy things sometimes

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I like little girls because my sister made me eat her out as a kid.

>>646000207
Sticking it to the man i see. Drink of choice?

>>645995860
We're all actually skeletons in disguise.

>>646000326
I'm a whisky kind of guy, but got rum for breakfast.
how about you mate?

>>645995860

Autism

>>646000249
this is now a wincest thread, go on anon

made out with cousin thinking about it get my feeling good

>>646000665
lol

>>646000326
Beerfag mostly, cheaper the better

>>645996788
scum

>>646000665
That's no secret

>>645996788
Maybe they can tell you do drugs, you degenerate fucking scum

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>>645995860
eat healthy, exercise moderately and be positive!

The one secret I can think of off the top of my head is that I'm fixing up the old zippo my grandad left me for the main purpose of burning myself.

You know all this people wishing to wake up one day as a women ? Almost happened to me.

>>646001196
It helps if you douse yrself in gasoline first, faggot

>>645995860
I have motivation similar to a vegetable.
I masturbate to get energy and willpower.
I use that temporary boost to achieve stuff.
Repeat.

>>646001181
Ayyyyy you and me both amirite

>>646001181
>>646001298
normfags

>>645995860
When I was 5 or 6 I was taking a bath with my brother. He must have been 8. He put his dick in my mouth. Do you think he remember this?

>>645995860
>>645995860
I some times get bored of fapping it to str8 pron and switch to gay blowjob porn to get my kicks.

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I'd happily fuck animals. deer are my favorite, thats it. fuck you

>>646001531
nothing gay about brotherly dick-sucking, friend.

>>646001268
I'm not suicidal, just a self harmer, I enjoy the pain. I've been using bics for a while, but it was getting expensive to keep on having to replace them.

>>646001593
fgt

>>645996958
Gtfo motherfucker

>>646001702
I used to burn myself with cigarettes, glad i'm no longer a walking cliché

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>>645995860
One time my gf's hot friend was passed out on our couch and her dress came up while she slept so I fapped to her

>>646000622
Not the anon you were talking to. How do you not smell of the sauce?

>>646002088
nice afx pic

I pretend to act like an SJW in school to see who is an SJW in my school

>>646002187
Well. How'd it go anon? Does white knighting get you some sweet legbeard pussy?

>>646002187
Yeah give us inside dirt son

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>>646002187


sometimes I wish I was born a girl. I like to wear girls clothes but still live with my parents so can't do it much.

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>>645995860
I just hide my secrets in bags in my basement

>>646002503
genderfluid faggot

>>645999285
What the fuck?

>>646001907
Eh, I'm not one of those faggy emo kids that publicize it. In fact, this is the only time I've talked about it except for in therapy.

>>645995860
I have to wear a diaper or soft, babyish clothing to relax at all now. Such as footed pajamas. Or having a teddy bear out.

When I was about seven, my mother moved in with this guy across the country. He had a 6 year old daughter and a 16-17 year old son. I don't quite remember how it began but we had this thing we called show and tell. We would go in her romm (which had a toilet in it wtf) and we would get naked and do random shit. Watch each other piss, kiss each other's asses, try to put our junk together like "puzzle pieces" this one time 16-17 walked in and we "hid" under the bed. He just said "no" and walked out. We moved out a few months later.

>>646002168
Never been an issue, lucky I guess.
I'm always chewing 2 pieces of strong mint gum

>>646002520
What is it? Dragon dildos?

>>646002787
Burn ur pubes lol the shrink will lmao to the max

>>646002377
I invited some SJW feminist bitch to the mall, Tapped that

I wish i had a vagina, i cant sit down without feeling uncomfortable of whats between my legs. So i dress up on weekends and feel happy for a short time. Wife doesnt know but my son has walked in once.

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>>645995860
I fap to shota

>>646003135
wut

>>646003203
Damn, how was the meat cave?

When i was twelve i fucked my thirteen year old cousin in the ass weekly until they moved out of state. She would make my dick hard by jerking me off with vaseline and then shove it in her ass. I sorta miss it.

>>646003019
What's it like being an alcoholic?

>>646002470
Male SJWs are either gay or like fat chicks

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>>646003245
do it

>>646001154
no one can tell cause they always make the dumbass remark...YOU? REALLY? WOW
!... never see them again

>>646003413
ANON!


YOU?


REALLY.


WOW.

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>>645995860
Sometimes after i use a dildo in my ass i bend down my dick and piss in my gapeing asshole. Feels nice man

>>646003270
She was blonde and was slim but for some reason was an SJW I don't get it

I'm a furry

>>646003542
obviously

>>646002520
W.e

>>646003581
Till your self!

>>646003581
Kill yourself

>>646003542
video or it didn't happen

>>646003324
>I sorta miss it.
Yeah I think I would kinda miss that too

>>646003542
Wut.

>>646003205
Has he lost all respect for his cuck father yet or no?

>>646003581
Do you like fucking animals?

>>646003581
do you ever dress up?

>>646003785
kek

>>646003810
nah hes 5, doesnt understand. Imma groom him to be a trans just like his daddy.

>>646001279
Not a secret.

>>646003746
Not a camwhore. Try it your self. Feels nice man but you feel dirty and shit after..do it in the shower becuse is flow out as fast as it go im.

me and my sister had sex when we were kids.
i still fap to the memory

>>645995860
I post bananas in every YLYL threads.

>>646003397
Don't let ur memes be memes

When I was 12 after my dad died I took money from my father's coworker "gift" that was supposed to go into the funeral.

>>646004032
Kek

>>646004101
You fucking thief.

I come to these threads looking for the woman who talked about dressing her daughter up slutty and fap to it.

>>645995860
When I was 14 I molested my younger cousin while she slept. She was a heavy sleeper.

>>646004088
Shame on you anon
also, dubs

I actually gave a butterfly knife to a 13 year old girl

I like to make food with pure capsaicin in it or spray it with pepper spray and give the food to homeless people

>>646003325
I do several kinds of drugs for different purposes.

>lawfag

-Alcohol (small doses) numbs me and I can read/write a lot.
-Weed at night for planing, problem solving and jamming.
-Acid once a month just to be alone with myself.
-Coffee to keep me awake.

Tbh Alcohol is far the worst drug, it makes me melancholic and can lose control easily.
Used to be in it real deep, but replaced it with weed.

>>646004367
I didn't realise at that time ;_;
Was lonely and wanted to play videagames. Brought like 2 games. on what's now 2000€

>>646004405
No. You dick is just that small

>>646004020
That's so brave

>>646002088
thats your secret? I have fapped to women when they were standing right in front of me... and when they tell me to stop it... i tell them to let me use them instead! never works but i get a good laugh out of it

>>645995860
go to sleep, Valentin

Freak show in here.

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>>646004646
Fucking lold.

>>646002520

>>645994947

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I have sexual feelings for pokemon
Mostly weavile, sneasel amd mawile

>>646003205
how did he react? did him seeing you get you harder?

>>646002520
nigger fuck your bagz

>>646004999
>Not even first generation pokemon
Fucking nigget

I visit 4chan.

>>646004999
thats so specific, must be true

>>646000000
huh

I hope my son turns out furry and zoophile.

I'll buy him the most beautiful, energetic, young and horny mare I can find when he's about 11 - 13 and just let nature take its course.

Can't wait for the sense of pride I'll experience when I spot the mare with a drippy pussy!

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I routinely fuck up my work on purpose with hopes that I'm going to kill a pilot. Pic unrelated

>>646004610
Yeah. I understand that melancholy. Melancholy. What a word.

>>646005197
No you don't

>>646004088
Attaboy please do it in furfag and trap threads. You'd be doing gods work

i did really autistic shit as a kid.
>posting a pic of myself posing with a katana from my older brother on a social network (long before fb, luckily)
>the only music ive listened too on my mp3 player was linkin park, the Sonic Soundtrack and the beyblade soundtrack
>wore multiple keychains on my jeans which were really, really thick and made a hella noise at the slightest movement

>>646005438
what's your story man?

>>646005347
You probably just suck

one time in my class i said i forgive the homeworks in home but i didnt do it

Did drugs, made drugs, sold drugs

>>645995860
I got addicted to oxycodone and lost my sex drive a bit but basically couldn't get it up/cum.

I had always had a bit of a cuck fetish and was like "maybe now I should indulge". So I got my girlfriend to lock me in chastity/peg me and cuck me.

It's been fun and also she doesn't wonder why I have a hard time getting it up cause she doesn't fuck me anymore.

>>646005926
same, had shit-tier MDMA lab in my appt for 4 years

>>646005926
You made ur penis erect with ur fantasies lolz

>>646005582
oh and i told my crush that i'm digging her, she told me that gamers are boring and lame basically, and i swore to her that i would never touch a videogame again. she still didnt want me.

i was ~15 at the time i did all of this shit.

>>646006000
Pill poppers are the worst, smoke crack like a man faggot

>>646005614
Heavy drinking because social autist. Boring, really

i smoked weed and use all my monay on munchies then i got i a enegybill that im now trying to pay by growing psycadelic mushrooms

>>646006274
Amen brother

>>646006224
Lol you faggot.

What's with the gaming thing too. I was told that games make you boring. Well I'm not the poster boy for interesting gamer dudebro so I can see how she could come to that conclusion

>>646006274
Fuck that crack is disgusting. I'm sometimes okay shooting cocaine but only a tine bit. I hate the bellringer about to have a heart attack feel. And yeah, I just do oxymorphone/oxycodone bc im rich right now and I like to know exactly what I'm doing.

>>646005247
i hope your kid looks up at you and says... dad... whats wrong with you?

I just got out of sexual treatment
I was a sex offender

Sometimes i want to be fucked in the ass.

>>646001279
Are you me?

>>646006777
Sometimes I dream about cheese

>>645997182
I have a slight one

>>646006583
Nah crack's just got a bad rap. Number one most misunderstood drug.

>>646006777
queer

>>646006321
Alcohol didn't help but let's you get by, right?

On the social autist subject, read Dale Carnegie.
It's not supposed to be used for manipulation, but works as a charm.

Trans

>>646006583
Oxycodone is way worse then crack, ur fucked slamming coke is awesome tho!!!

I have killed more than 50 people just for fun, the bodies will never be found.

>>646007205
edgy

I always pretend to be a hero when I'm alone at home to "impress" my crush..
That's so sad.

>>646007019
I'll look into that, thanks anon

>>646006890
Church. Preach! Tabernac!!

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I just bought a house in a different city and I'm sad because I'll have to go to a different McDonald's and I won't get to see a really cute girl that works there anymore. This is an issue because I'm married.

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>>646007291

>>646007205
Get on my level.
I killed incountable numbers of bacteria simply because I didn't like them. Actually, killing them has become a habit of mine

>>646004077
yeah same, but I was a lot younger. that means I was used?

>>646007471
qc mang?

>>646007205
Ya ya prove it

>>646003019
I used to get drunk every day at work until I got a serious job I don't feel like rising l risking. I never got in trouble in the other place, though. Chew fresh mint and suck on a lemon slice. No smell.

>>646007484
Soft

>>646007406
Any time mate!
Take it easy.

>>646000249
Green text that shit

>>646007484
You got the hots for a McHo ? good taste fam

>>646007733
*Don't feel like risking.

Stupid phone

>>646006423
kinda my life, just trying to get a job instead of selling drugs.
and i'd rather buy weed than food, cause i am a fkn addict and a i have depressions, so i basically cant live without weed. yeah vicious cicle. fml.

also i showed my boner to 7 or 8 yo girl, when i was like 9 or 10. dunno exactly.

i frequently go through other peoples stuff, when they are not in their rooms.

i stole weed from friends.

i impregnated a girl about a year ago, it was either the first or second/third (same day) time i ever fucked a girl when that happened.

when i was around 13 and had sleepovers with friends we masturbated together once. it was dark and all, we haven't seen anything and all we had were our own fantasies to fap to.

we're all straight, but still thinking about it is the most gay thing ive ever done.

i'm still friends with them after about 15 years, but its funny that we've never again talked about what just happened there, not even once. i'm sure everyone of us remembers and everyone hopes that all of us forget about it in all secret.

Rubbed the soft, smooth pussy of a 7 year old autistic girl for a few minutes in her first grade classroom when I was alone with her. I don't regret a thing, and she seemed to really like it. Will never get caught because she can't talk.

>>646000249
A fit male pole dancer getting a kiss from a young fan, I wouldnt bat an eyelid.

>>646000207
>not an alcohol

>>645995860
My secret is i'm actually a newfag

>>646006605
Why would he do that?

I'm not going to hand him the reigns of a horse and say "bring this out back and fuck it. I'll wait. Time to become a man son."

I'll buy a horse so beautiful that it defies description, for the house/family, and I hope they become good friends.

>>646007733
Good tip.
Also, fucking up like that can't be undone...you're doing the right thing.

>>646003413
What drugs do you do? How often?

>>646008091
kek

>>646007587
Some friends, ON for me qc is great tho I go there... To smoke crack away from my family :D

>>646008224
well thats the impression i got...

>>646004090
Yesterday you said tomorrow!

>>646008447
i was actually kidding about the whole "crack's got a bad rap" thing. You are degenerate ontario filth

>>646008224
I hope you fall off a roof onto a rake and it goes atm right through u

i've created the "Milhouse is not a Meme", Meme.

i was a girl once.

>>645995860
/b/ :)

My cousin sucked my dick

Then I sucked his dick

>>646008373
I do H every day, as much as i can afford... I will do coke or mdma whenever I can, I will do pretty much anything but meth... and i do meth sometimes too because people will offer it to me and i cant say no to free drugs...

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>>646008759
What the fuck?

Why?

>>646008734
I know, I quite enjoy it too ;)

>>646008665
gtfo newfag

>>646008914
I hope one day you'll quit, anon. Good luck with life

>>646008909
this only the other way around.

>>646009062
That;s a dood horse...isn't it.

>>646008914
Yeah i used to love mixing it up; did coke while on acid, used to snort 1/2 PCP and 1/2 MDMA for kicks

I am super friendly and enjoy being a sub.

>>646009062
Your fantasy is both pedophliactic and zoophilactic and that's pretty fuck

>>645999985
I do that too, Also her toothbrush, and shoes

I enjoy classical music

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>>645998781
I was 19, it cost me 80
>mwf after we finished she hugs me and tell me that I should be more confidant, cause I'd make a lot of girls happy

I'm going to ask a higher being for assistance.

When I was younger (maybe 6), my older brother who was 9 made me suck his dick and swallow. I didn't like it but didn't want to tell our parents, so I just sucked him off whenever he asked me to until we were in high school

>>646010068
Why her shoes?

>>646010106
She actually finished by commenting on my christmas-themed boxer shorts. My aunt made them

>>646008116
Me too

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>>645995860
>Sucked a black dick
>Have been disgusted to the point of retching by black dick ever since
Never again.

I think cj is fucking godly. What a treat.

>>646010301
Well those are some spiffy boxer shorts

>>646010139
I'm pretty high right now, what do you need?

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>>646010536

.......I would smell and shoot my wad on my fat aunt's dildo.Disturbing i know,but I look at it this way at least I'm not this guy.>>646009062

>>646010518
i don't think hookers say "spiffy"

>>646002944
more?

On one of my deployments, I was a fucktard and didn't have spare batteries for my night sight on my 240B. Wouldn't you know, that was the day that the batteries died and I got into my first and only gun fight.
I had my nods, but not a clear picture. I didn't have clear target and just sprayed and prayed.
I can't confirm or deny any kills, innocent or otherwise.

>>645995860
Amazing thread

>>646002944
Nigger,we both know that didn't happen.The day dubs lie.

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I spent all summer in a sexual relationship with my 18 year old niece. We confessed to loving eachother three years ago and have been secretly writing/emailing eachother since. This summer she came to my town to work for a friend of her mom. She worked at a hotel and had her own room so she'd sneak me in every chance we got. it was the most amazing sex of my life. we plan on going backpacking in europe next summer but we don't know how we're gonna come up with an excuse for that. i intend on doing everything in my power to marry her when she's older. Pic very related.
>captcha: pizza

>>646007101
MtF? post pic please

Fucked my step-sister a coupla times, and my mom found out. Awkward family get-togethers ensued

>>646009707
They love having their asses licked.

Keen eye!

>>646007484
Pay her a visit

>>646009948
>fantasy

How the fuck is it a fantasy?

I'm not going to jerk off when I see his cum dripping from her pussy...I'm just going to be like "fuck yeah my son's alpha as fuck"

You other psychos are making this into something sexual, not me.

My "secret" is that I want my son to turn out furry and zoo - my SECRET, not my FETISH.

Both are very beautiful things that bring great joy to my life; furry and zoo are glorious.

>>646011319
well,seeing as this is a secrets thread,tbh I love watching stallions get fucked,mare's are fine no problem there but it's so hot watching a stallion get fucked and creamed.Thx thread,felt great getting that off my chest.

>>646011857
>I'm not going to jerk off when I see his cum dripping from her pussy...I'm just going to be like "fuck yeah my son's alpha as fuck"
Nigger,u no u r.

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>>646011319
Ur missing some of those chromosomes I reckon.

>>646011857
You want, hope, and will play as a catalyst to make this to happen, thus it is ur fantasy

I've fapped to baby-j..........
also i think thread is kill.

>>646012165
I absolutely understand 1000%

I always keep an eye out for stallion-getting-fucked vids - to me, they are worth far more than any other beast vids

I fucked a gelding (but not a stallion) once and came deep in his ass...I have never had an orgasm like that, before or since.

They know exactly what's going on and they milk you, squeeze you, whatever.

They even make little grunts, push back and you swear they're grunting "hnnng fuck me"

Equine sex is just mad hot

Anybody bitching about it is just in the closet, it's pathetic to watch zoophobes feign being upset

>>646004077
same here

>>646010253
her shoes smell really nice and I like to see the shiny cum residue on her shoes when it dries

I live alone and one day my cousin stops by in my state (we live in separate states if that wasn't just clarified) and visits me. She was gonna go to some hotel but instead she decided to stay over at my house. Long story short, after about 3 hours of us talking about bullshit, she ended up giving me a blowjob. Best weekend in my view.

>>646013489
Edit:
We always had a thing for eachother when we were younger so yeah.

I have always wanted to fuck my older sister

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I have a fetish for furry and pokemon porn. But only the truly anthro lookin ones, not the 100% animal crap. Fucking why me, its so unfair

>>646006224
cuz it's all about a thing called "se...."

>>646013139
I hope you get caught with ur animal porn and go to jail

>>646013489
Post a pic of ur cousin

>>646013841
I've broken into stables and fucked horses.

I've made vids of myself getting gang-banged by German shepherds and uploaded the porn to Beastforum.

In reality, I will continue to have sex with animals for the next 5 - 7 decades.

Only in your fantasies do I ever get "caught" for something so good, normal and natural.

>>645995860
I almost exclusively piss in sinks, if I need to shit, I piss in the sink first, then shit.
It isn't a sexual thing, I don't even know why I do it.
I've pissed in an office sink during work hours, nobody noticed and they thought I was washing the cups (no I didn't piss in them), I've pissed in every sink in my house, my work place and my parents house, if I use a friend's bathroom I piss in the sink too.
I haven't been caught yet.

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>>646013766
So you dislike feral shit,nothing wrong with that.Ay I've a question and forgive me,I know it's outta nowhere but it's to settle an argument.Are you gay straight or bi or something else all together,not hating just curious.Every other furry I know,which accounts for about 5,is either gay or bi.it seems like I'm the only straight one sometimes.
>some smut fo ya troubles