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Recent but still great
>>645989523
>Good ol' faperoono
>>645988754
Every time...
>>645990233
Checkmate atheists.
>>645989881
So what exactly did that do?
does anybody have a greentext story (joke story) about guy being kid meeting young girl online finding out they like older kids, pretends hes older, arrives at house, its Chris Hanson who is then arrested
>>645991449
Fill up the server with more requests than it can handle from different IP's and when it reaches a point, it cant handle them no more and it crashes. It' called DDoS(distributed denial of service), quite famous nowadays, you just get a botnet and have fun.
>>645991645
>be me guy being kid
>meet girl online
>find out we like older kids
>pretend to be older
>visit at her house
>is Chris Hanson
>he is then arrested
>jokes on him
Anyone got that 4Chan guide to online dating?
>>645991921
i found the image, the thing was
>be 14 yeqar old boy
>chat with girl my age
>tells me she's into older guys
>pretend I'm 19
>sext with her
>arrange meeting
>go to her house
>it's chris hanson
>crew goes to jail for sexting with me
>>645988832
He's disturbed by gore yet his profile pic is from the madness flash.
anyone have the "fuck your shit rounds" post from /k/?
I like this thread
Gj OP, youre not a faggot this time
>>645990869
That thread is up now and it's shit wtf
>>645992543
Google is your friend.
>>645992755
your shit too m8
>>645992727
i remember this! Made this :)
oc, this happened today.
>>645992980
and giant nigger cocks are yours
>>645993449
underageb&
>>645992774
holy fuck. :/
>>645993597
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>645992418
>he
>>645988194
lost already
>>645989435
what does the article say? did he died?
>>645993436
That was just earlier and thread was trash. Fake and gay.
>>645994393
basically
>>645991406
I'll doubt your "holy book" but I won't doubt 4chan.
>>645993984
awesome
>>645989724
this is poetic as shit
>>645988194
Almost got me OP. Almost got me.
>>645993436
fuck off that was fake as fuck
>>645994623
Top kek it actually works
>>645995030
cumman will save us all
>>645988754
I lose every goddamn time i see it...
>>645989435
>He was 17
>>645988194
I'm that guy who said 'checked'. It's a nice feeling knowing you are going to be remembered in the 4chan cummunity.
>>645995164
Kek
>>645993334
no you didn't, faggot
>>645993334
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>645995246
checked
Can someone post the one with the guy who stuck his dick in a blender?
>>645995405
Oh jesus
>>645990233
The odds of this happening by chance were literally 1 in a million
>>645993334
Wow, well done :^)
It doesnt matter because you have to kill yourself anyway
>offbyone
>>645988194
>best of 4chan
Weak bait
>>645989724
Glorious
>>645990233
>This is literally the best proof the christians will ever get for gods existence
>>645989451
I need to try this, thx for posting anon
>>645995246
Congratulations, you're documented cancer
>>645995421
>>645993841
Lost
>>645988194
if you don't laugh fuck you
>>645989203
If only that was the reason for the party hats
>>645994802
rolling, 1-9 and god doesn't exist
>>645996441
oh well
>>645996275
That made me smile
>>645995089
i wept'ed tat te ends
Does anyone have the greentext where the guy fucks the dead kid after a tornado
>>645996923
>not doing it tournament-style
>allowing the strongest specimen to be defeated through attrition
enjoy your flawed results
Those 2 videos are quite hilarious
The guy who made them sounds like a huge faggot but its still funny to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrznpmzZbPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBrtOpb5eo
>>645997106
>mfw /g/ was good
>>645997435
>dat self promotion
>>645997435
LoganHub is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJKXoXVSdKs
>>645997436
oh yeah 09 was the best. now everyone worth talking to is so jaded.
>>645997778
Almost had those quads.
>MFW Fuck this game
>>645988194
lost
>>645995089
This is fucking amazing.
>>645997721
>self promotion
I dont even have google plus you fucking faggot
And if i sound like the guy in the video and promote my stuff here i´d have killed myself already
>Recommend suicide to you too, just try it out
Recent stuff
>>645998130
sure bud.
>>645998130
If it was GamerFromMars I'd call shinnanigans
>>645993984
So can you not fire a gun?
>>645995687
oh lord, top kek sir
>>645989523
kek
>>645996441
If 5, God's not real
>>645992162
I always lose to this damn
>>645996559
those vintage memes
>>645995687
My god ive been looking for this.
Much thanks anon
>>645994623
HOLY SHIT
>>645993804
But I WANT to believe its real! I want to believe wacky shit like this happens in the world.
>>645993436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W35dyPTh6o
>>645999384
>That song is amazingly good
Dumping epic breads
>>645995089
Legit crying. Thanks for posting that.
>>646000145
First Dethklok song I listened to
anyone got the one i think it was from /v/ a bunch of peopel talking about being healers in an online game and they all end with them just suckign dicks
>>645992774
Sheeeeeeit
try and top it.. protip you can't
>>645996817
What was it?
Requesting the one with all the prison stories
>>645995246
what did you answer the guy who you called you a faggot for 'checking' when there were no dubbs?
>>646001547
checked
This one's from /sci/.
>>646001633
checked
anyone have the genius plan to take revennnge on neighbur and cat with breadcrumbs or whatever it was?
>>646000000
>>646001707
wasn't that already posted in here somewhere? i assume you mena the cats vs geeses
>>645988194
I remember this thread. It was ok
>>645992774
My sides are now in a completely different plane of existence
>>645995089
Fake or not, top feels.
>>645993727
fucking lost it at op is a shadow of humanity
>>646001633
checked
>>645992699
This thread is shit and OP is a faggot and you are a faggot for liking this thread.
Faggot.
>>645993727
>nuclear fission imminent
My sides have discovered life in a distant black hole
>>645988194
Oh shit, I was actually present for that moment.
Good shit.
>>645996372
Holy fuck hahahahaahahahaha
>>646001213
Magic
>>646002461
I bet you fags don't even David D. Davidson
>>645993285
Kek, haven't seen this in a long ass time. Thanks /b/ro
>>645995089
beautiful read..
>>645989724
"I'm here to change lives so I must change my own"
Fuck I'm laffin so hard
>>646000913
Lost at last line
>>646001420
I loved the Neil stories
>>646004111
checked
>>646003657
>filename
>>645988832
The hash tags are what really made me cringe
>>646004399
fucking newfag shaving his pubes
>>645988832
>Disturbed by gore.
>Has Hank as a profile picture.
>>646001547
I literally have no fucking idea. It was funny and I just wanted to post lol.
>>645992543
Ayyyy. Old favorite.
>>645995405
atleast try to be original
>>645994393
"a youngman dies after a granade blow up in his bathroom"
Orscar lopez ortega as been found dead after and explosion in is house , police went to the place at 8:45 PM (hours of mexico guatemala y think)
>>646000641
>>646000641
What the hell I just googled this shit she was never found is this true ?
>>646007737
no, it's a still from some indie movie IIRC.
>>646007968
call bullshit search madeline mcann
>>645995030
Good for bluffing le ledditors
>>645992774
which faggot censored out the thumbnail...
>>645995939
kek'd
>>646008807
Probably someone that wanted to post it on a blue board.
this just happened
>>646001213
Probably liquid from those little plastic sticks you can bend so they start to glow. If thats it, hes most likely dead now
>>646009222
6am woah
>>645997436
back before /g/ spend 90% of their time collectively being afraid of the government
>>645991926
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1930265/4chan
this?
>>645988194
here is a screencap of the first post on /b/
>>645992774
holy fucking shit. this is gold.
>>645991898
>fregg
lost my shit
>>646001222
I've seen this video. It's every bit as disturbing as it sounds. It starts off with this chubby 5/10 high af smiling into the mirror gyrating about with some angry crazy fucker yelling off screen in the background.
THEN it gets the bad, bad part....
"No need to worry about growing up now..."
>>646010730
you got a link?
>>645989523
this is my favorite, kills me everytime
>>646009222
and this
>>646009629
on my way to work
ausfag
>>646002461
wasn't even the best ban in the thread.
>>646010871
Somewhere. Only usable with Tor browser. Not dumb enough to post it surface-side.
>>645989203
yeah it was a good day
>>646011378
post it on:
heypasteit com
>>645989564
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>645995814
Can you explain the meaning of that?
>>645995089
I really hope that isnt fake. Gave me extreme feels tho. That could seriously be a movie.
>>646010920
oh I was there for that
>>645995939
lost to this
>>645988832
Why Does He Capitalize Each And Every Fucking Word?
>>646011378
would like to see that also
>>646011378
I kind of want to see it.
i dONT kNOW, oNLY a fAGGOT wOULD dO tHAT (spelling is on purpose)
>>645991898
got me, hard
>>645989523
Yeah cuz if you had a sandwich with cum all over it in that situation you'd put it down for even a second to get a drink
>>645988194
BEST OF 4CHAN from Russia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX1psS-YLW4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsvmZEyXEkA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZL7PfpyTmw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVptxW9j-ow
>>646013772
could you translate the selected words?
>>646011378
You
>>646011925
Do this. Now.
>>646014295
this
what is this text about?
>>645992774
one of the fucking best ive seen in a while. thanks anon
>>646013772
>>646014295
The sentence for the priest, the NKVD in 1937. Sentenced to death for having campaigned take the children to church.
Clip number : 280h
>>646014825
Addendum: H should be capitalized.
>>645995482
Wait a minute... It's been awhile since I've been to any school but isn't the chances:
1/9/9/9/9/9/9=2,0907e-7
>>645993727
>open sour cream
>the sourest of them all
holy shit
>>645998192
Underrated post, I was there.
>>646014337
-------> >>646015432
>>645989569
Actually frightening a little
>>646009378
You mean a fucking glowstick?
>>646010332
oh yea they didn't have the year in the date when posting back then.
>>646016682
any got the /tv/ post about GoT and D&D where he screams DABID DABID or some shit?
>>646014295
tricky langage but here :
1937y(year)
-----------
shoot(them all/him)
-------------
encouraged
lead children to the church
>>646008069
Yes she was never found, the pictures are stills from a movie you dipstick. nobody found her, not even /b/
>>646013566
Amager!!!
>>645989523
Priceless!
>>645996817
Plasmid
>>645993727
DEAD
>>646011925
Fuck it.
www heypasteit com/ clip/ 280H
May there mercy upon us for out sins.
>>646017775
To pussy to watch it. Someone post a screengrab?
>>646017775
Is watching Dead Little Girl Porn considered CP?
>>646017775
I just lost a part of my soul i didn't know existed.
>>646017775
Just reading the title name made me reconsider it.
although thanks to you i have found a cp goldmine. thanks lurker
>>646019123
How did the male look?
Prove you watched it.
>>645995089
I'll be damned if this isn't the most heart warming story I've ever read in my life.
>>645988754
Also happened to me with a hot dog and a piece of wood at a beach in Greece while enjoying a rising sun as I was contemplating the existence of Earth.
>>646017775
I'm curious but i don't wanna get party vanned.
>>646019538
I don't understand english enough to understand his point
>>646019855
click it nigger
>>646019871
My image, or the one I quoted?
>>646013577
funny post but this is very true. i thought the same.
>>646019928
>www heypasteit com/ clip/ 280H
I'm going to post screenies of what I find.
>>646020330
Small update. Link does not work anymore. Sorry to disappoint.
>>645989569
that isn't funny wtf
>>646020330
There is nothing, just a dead .onion link.
http://72go5xks7isiaemg.onion/v01/
>>646004473
What's strange about that?
>>646020530
post webm
>>645988452
>give our all to prove we're just equal as man
Well that just proves you're not equal as man
>>646020744
It sounds like something he found off google images. Nice dubs faggot.
>>646020941
Link: http://72go5xks7isiaemg.onion/v01/
>>645989724
This guy's legendary.
>>646021120
the link is dead
>>646020424
It's a remix of the song "The Black Parade".
It's funny but not worth putting effort into reading.
>>645988832
checked
>>646021067
Google search August Underground's Mordum, and you'll find that the scene they talk about is from a film from 2003, directed by Fred Vogel and Killjoy
>>645992162
kek, never seen this
