I put the plastic bag on my head and try to choke me while masturbating

Shave pubes with used razor.

>>614338582

Plastic bag on head - die

>>614338582
Gather grass with razor and put into bag.

>>614338739
Re-roll.

Cut your arms with the razor and die.
/thread

>>614338745

Roll

>>614338797
Winrar.

>>614338690
Damn I was gonna post that. I'd like to add that in my version, I slit my wrists with the razor before and used the blood to lubricate the 6-Pack Plastic which I used to wank with.

>>614338582
blow into the bag and fly back to civilization
/thread

>>614338797
Winrar

Fap

>>614338582
Go into the island and use plastic bag to pick edible items up

>>614338739

Also throw pubes in the air and follow them while they are carried by the wind.

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>>614338797

You get some grass and put it in the bag

2 decides what you do next.

Cut yourself with razer

>>614339033
Fap

>>614338582
put bag over head
suffocate

>>614339002
Re-rolling

>>614339061
Reroll

>>614339033
fap

>>614339033
>I put the plastic bag with grass on my head and try to choke me while masturbating

Eat grass

>>614339064
roll

>>614338582
Explore a little bit farther inland until I find a predator bigger than me. Piss on it to assert my dominance.

>>614339092
WINRAR

>>614339033
use razer and cut your wrists

>>614339033
Obtain sand from beach and mix it with grass in bag.

Fap with grass

Wrap bag on head slit throat with razor while jerking it and humming the little Einstein's theme song

>>614339033
eat the grass on the ground like a sheep.

>>614339033
Go into island

>>614339092
Winrar

>>614339033
walk north 10 paces?

Fap and eat cum

>>614339128
Reroll

>>614339170
So... what have you been doing all day anon

>>614339092
and also put the spunk in the bag of grass

>>614339111
dem trips doe

>>614339033
Eat the damn plastic bag

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>>614339092
You decide to use this time to rub one out.

4 decides what you do next.

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Fly away

Collect jizz

>>614339323
Fap some more u pussy

>>614339364
Winrar

>>614339323
explore the island

>>614339323
Collect semen with razor edge and mix it in with the grass

fap with razor

>>614339364
instant winrar lel

>>614339364
Winrar

>>614339033

Leave in sun, wait for water to evaporate from grass, drink fresh water (instead of drinking sea water). Go elsewhere.

>>614339323
Eat grass from plastic bag

>>614339364
Goddamn it.

>>614339323
Cut up your grass in the bag with the razer and stir it in with the semen. Use the razer to cut your semen/grass mixture into neat lines, then snort.

>>614339323
Clean the razor use it to shave pubes

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>>614339364
You continue to fap. You are becoming exhausted from all this masturbation.

1 decides what you do next.

Explore Island

>>614339566

you get back to civilization and fap!

jizz in bag mix it with the grass and sand and build a cumjizzgrasssandcastle

Shave pubes

Roll around in the jizz

Fuck some fishes

>>614339566
Walk inland after pissing in dirt patch

>>614339566
you guys are worthless.


>you start to gather some wood and stone to build a fire for the night so you will not freeze, and you can cook some food later

>>614339566
Eat cum and grass

>>614339566
kill yourself

>>614339615

>>614339566
Collect and mix semen with grass

eat grass on your razor

>>614339597
Roll

Jump in the water

eat bag with grass

>>614339612
reroll

>>614339566
Sleep for 2 hours

>>614339566
Twirl the 6 pack plastic on your finger like a helicopter.

>>614339597
Roll

barrel roll in the load

>>614339566
Go into island

>>614339566
Explore the island

>>614339566
Fap some more u pussy

Cut dick off with razor and use it as a propeller to fly back to america

>>614339597
roll

Continue fapping don't stop till I'm unconscious

>>614339642
roll

>>614339681
Winrar

>>614339681
Winrar

>>614339688
Re-roll.

>>614339647
Rollin

>>614339597
nobody said he's on an island

>>614339612
reroll

>>614339681
>>614339681
>>614339681
winrar

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>>614338582
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ANON EVER WAAASSS
DUN DUN DUN
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO FEEL THEM IS MY CAAAUUUSE
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS 4CHAN
SEARCHING FAR AND WIIIDE
EACH PEPÉMON WILL UNDERSTAND
THE FEELS THATS INSIDE!
PEPÉMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
ITS YOU AND ME
I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY
PEPÉMON
OH YOURE MY BEST FRIEND
IN A THREAD WE MUST DEFEND

YOU TEACH ME AND ILL TEACH YOU!

PEPÉMOOOOON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLL

>>614339566
Shit in the bag

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>>614339681
You eat the plastic bag along with the grass inside it. You are now constipated.

6 decides what you do next.

>>614339876
reroll

>>614339876
a really rare pepe out of fucking nowhere, mind if i save it ?

EXPLORE AND TRY TO FIND MONKEYS!

cut your anus out of your ass with the razer

>>614339928
get back to civilization, you dumb nugget

>>614339928
>>614339928
Fap again

>>614339566
explore island

>>614339566
make fedora out of grass and wear it

>>614339928
Find food with razor

>>614339928
>you start to gather some wood and stone to build a fire for the night so you will not freeze, and you can cook some food later

>>614339967
reroll

>find something
>proceed rape

use razor to cut off pubes to use as tinder

>>614339928
explore island!

>>614339928
Eat cum

>>614339928
use the 6 pack plastic to catch some sea turtles, mate

>>614339928
Drink seawater in a bid to relieve constipation

>>614339979
Shave asshole to relieve constipation

>>614339928
Walk inland

>>614339928
Fap more u pussy

>>614339979
rell

>>614340029
roll

>>614340003
reroll

>>614339928
Sleep till night

>>614340029
roll

>>614339967
get

explore surronding

>>614339928
cut self with razor, perform occult blood ritual

also fap

swim to safety

>>614340076
woonrer

>>614339928
Hunt some food with the razor

>>614340076
wnrar

>>614339928
Start with the tip of your dick and cut your entire body in half down the middle with the razor

>>614339928
Swim to the new york

>>614340076
Winrar

>>614339944
Save it. Its all your bb.

Shit the bag, put head in bag, tie it with the 6pack plastic and masturbate with the used razer

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>>614339988
Checked

Fap with razor

>>614339928
Start walking along the shoreline, keeping the ocean to your left.

>>614339978
Winrar

build a house with whatever you can find

Put razor in dick hole. Fap and shoot it with semen.

>>614338582
>You wake up on a beach, with very few items.

I walk towards the city.

You didn't say which beach.

\thread

>>614339566
Walk straight into the water

OP is kill

Give birth to the bag only to end up cloning yourself in the process

rape all the fishes

>>614340352
finally some fucking sense, all those sexuals/childish moves, i know it's /b/ but play the fucking game, the lil guiy need a roof before it's dark

>>614340419
No

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>>614340076
You shave your entire butt to be completely smooth. You gain your ass hair. You are still constipated.

8 Decides what you do next.

Cut throat with razor, then posses the plastic bag and float away

Check dubs

>>614340475
>you start to gather some wood and stone to build a fire for the night so you will not freeze, and you can cook some food later

>>614340475
build a fort out of whatever you can find

Cut throat with razor and lie face down in ocean

get drown in the water

>>614340475
get back to civilization and sleep

>>614340475
Eat hand

>>614340532
reroll

>>614340475
kill yourself

Dig a hole to sleep

>>614340475
Rub smooth butt against sand in a bid to start a fire

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>>614340234
roll

>>614340475
Jam ass hairs into nose

>>614340532
rereoll

>>614340501

reroll

>>614340475
Shave the remains of your hair and make wishes with each strand

>>614340546
reroll

Fap with razor k

>>614340532
FORT

Use ass hair for mustache

>>614340547
get

>>614340475
Fap with razor in dick. Eat cum on ground

Kill yourself and go to mordor

>>614340234
reroll

>>614340475
Razor grass. To wear.

Make hang glider out of ass hair

>>614340612
Rawl

>>614340628
winrar

>>614340600
rerolll

make ass hair mustache and beard

put shoe on head

>>614340475
tie a string with asshair and build a fishing net with string and 6-pack plastic

You guys fucking suck at getting back to civilization.

>>614340475
insert 6-pack plastic into ass, then remove to relieve constipation

>>614340628
Winrar

>>614340628
Winrer

>>614340628
Winrar

Use the ass hair as lubricant while fingering your ass

>>614340628
WINRAR

Use the ass hairs as bait to catch fish

>>614340632
This

>>614340475
Use razr to dig a hole to the center of earth

>>614340628
winrarar

Kill a nearby hobo and use his corpse as shelter

head off with razor

>>614340691
And you expect this board to help someone actually get out of their situation

:) I like this game.
Thank you for doing this OP.

>>614340628
winraerr

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>>614340628
You create a rockin mustache out of the hair from your butt.

9 decides what you do next.

>>614340809
Reroll

drown self

>>614340901
sharpie in pooper

>>614340901
Equip it

Lick cum on floor

>>614340901
Eat hand

>>614340901
>you start to gather some wood and stone to build a fire for the night so you will not freeze, and you can cook some food later

>>614340901
You cut your dick off with the razor and eat it

Cut off penis tip fap furuously

Explore further into island

>>614340901
shave your mustache with razor

>>614340901
Shave armpit hair to replace ass hair

>>614340901
Equip razor

>>614340980
Rawl

>>614340234
rerell

Use your white privalige to call a chopper back to the mainland

eat your own face

>>614340901
Shit yourself

walk along beach

>>614340901
Actually do something and find food

Go to mordor

>>614340983
Reroll

>>614340901
kill yourself

>>614340958
Roll

wiggle the plastic on your peepee while fapping :D

Gather wood.

>>614340983
Reroll

>>614340901
Explore the goddamn island after a thrid fap

Fap and drink jizz

>>614340901
go home

>>614341033

>>614340901
Hang plastic 6 pack holder from dick, then explore the island.

run until you puke!

>>614340977
reroll

>>614340234
rollen

>>614340974
reroll

>>614341020
Roll

>>614340980
Reroll

>>614341033
roll

>>614340901
slice eye ball with razor

>>614340901
Try to suck your own dick

Go east

>>614340977
Reroll

Fap with razor in dick and eat cum on floor

Walk back to your moms car. She's done reading on the beach

>>614341079
winrar

>>614340901
transform into a rare pepe

>>614340901
Teleport to the white house and assassinate obama whith a razr

>>614340958
Again

>>614341079
winfag

>>614340980

>>614341125
Reroll

>>614340901
Become a nigger

Say "Fuck Putin" and get captured

/thread

>>614341079
Winrar

Game ends here

>>614341041
Rerollssss

>>614341079
rarniW

Equip it

>>614341175
Reroll

>>614341079
WINARAR

>>614341079
7zip