Alright lets play a game.You have been tasked with filling the holy chalice with
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Alright lets play a game.
You have been tasked with filling the holy chalice with the blood of a dragon.
You are in a field with a single tree next to a house.
7 decides what to do next
Look in your inventory
>>614306909
fill chalice with dragon blood
Enter the house
>>614307126
well played, you won.
Shove chalice up ass
>>614306909
Find the window of the house and start stroking my junk in front of it. Also peek into the window while were at it.
Wash your ATX power
Hang a nigger in that tree
>>614307197
Welp. That was quick.
>>614307197
fucking lol
>>614307197
The chalice is now shoved firmly up your ass.
>>614307375
6 decides what happens next
>>614307375
Ram ass against door.
>>614307375
>[
shit in chalice
>>614307454
rolling
>>614307375
suicide
>>614307375
Wipe that stupid fucking look off your face.
Rub dick on tree
Lay down and die
>>614307526
winrar
climb the tree, wait for people and poop the chalice onto them
cut off own head
>>614307516
Winrar
Lick the chalice
>>614307516
You shit in the chalice.
3 decides hat happens next
Eat: Chalice
Throw shit at tree
>>614307759
Ram head through door.
>>614307792
Roll
climb up the tree and throw shit at people passing by
>>614307759
Pour the poop on your girlfriend and wipe it on her face
turn into a woman
Debark Tree
>>614307759
light poop on fire, present it on front porch
Throw feces against the door in Morse code saying "where's the dragon?"
>>614307759
feed it to a hungry dog
>>614307759
find two girls
>>614307910
roll
Die from ebola
>>614307759
Knock on the door of the house with your dick. We'll get no where at this rate.
Go West
>>614307916
Roll
ENTER THE HOUSE
>>614307943
It begins.
>>614307916
Roll
As winrar >>614307933
doesn't work without dog
>>614308061
That wasnt the rar you colossal faggot
Trick pepole into thinking that feces are dragons blood
>>614307943
winrar
use conjuring skills to summon a pit of yoghurt.
>>614307759
Pee on the door of the house.
>>614308061
>>614308134
But actually, it was.
>topkek
>>614307916
Roll.
op is kill, abandon thread
If dubs:
Eat: Chalice
>>614308255
He was right though, look one post above it retard.
>>614308277
patience fag
>>614307916
Rolling
>>614308081
Well, then find one fag.
>>614307933
There just so happened to be a hungry dog nearby
You feed the shit filled chalice to it.
5 Decides what happens next
Rolling for 'have sex with Stephanie Bilderback'
OP we're not yet satisfied?
>>614308431
Piss on the dog
>>614308431
fuck dog anal till he shits out shit filled chalice
>>614308450
Steph Roll
>>614308539
roll
>>614308431
fuck er right in the pussy
>>614308431
fuck the dog
>>614308450
Resteph roll
ride the dog and go to ibiza
>>614308431
Hit the dog in the face with your cock.
Kill the dog, hide some sharp knives in the cadaver and put it on top of the tree, waiting for a dragon to eat the dog so he poops out the chalice later.
>>614308450
Steph get!
>>614308645
winrar
ride your new companion to explore new lands
ride the dog into battle
>>614308431
add shit filled chalice filled dog to inventory
>>614308645
Good plan/10
>>614308690
This way there will be blood from the intestines of the dragon mixed with the poop. Clever, isn't it?
>>614308431
shove left arm up dogs ass, wield dog as weapon
>>614308645
Now we're getting somewhere
>>614308450
Rolling
>>614308919
Rolling for this
>>614308843
Rolling for dis
>>614308645
You kill the dog, put knives in it, and hide it in the tree. You then start waiting for the dragon.
2 decides what happens next.
Why has sir faggot been tasked with filling the holy chalice with the blood of a dragon anyway?
>>614308843
Roll roll roll
Burn tree
giga ultra nigger appears and he's angry because his dog is kill
>>614309021
cum on house, light cum on fire
>>614309021
Go into house.
>>614309021
Get on plane to japan
>>614309021
Smash face on house till dead
player obtains dubs
make a dragon caller
Do yoga on the grass while you wait for the dragon - A handsome yoga instructor named Javier assists you by putting his pinky in your stinky
>>614308843
Rollllling
>>614308843
rolling
>>614309152
winrar fag
>>614309152
a sensible move
dammit
>>614309222
trip 222 >>614309116
i win
>>614308843
wow 3 9's and an 8, rerolling
>>614309021
Dragon appears, actually man, actually dragon man, made with an S and a bigger S, muscley arm, and consummate v's for teeth.
>>614309356
yes.
>>614309420
Ok then.
>>614309152
You enter the house.
There is an old man, and a chest.
9 decides what you do.
>>614309479
ok.
>>614309502
Ask the old man what's in the chest.
>>614309420
You must admit. Anon just rolled very good!
>>614309502
Steal his walking stick. Shove up ass.
Lock pick the chest with your dick.
Cook man's limbs
walk out
>>614309502
Have sex with the old man
>>614309502
grab chest and run
>>614309502
rape him
>>614309573
re roll
>>614309568
roll
>>614309502
Fight old man check for items , steal walking stick...
>>614309572
Rolling fo dis
>>614309591
roll
>>614309502
Eat the old man
>>614309548
Roll.
>>614309573
pls
>>614309502
get gummy blowjob from old man
cum on chest
Say hi to the chest. Ignore the old man
>>614309568
rolll
wipe blood off face and bitch slap the old man
>>614309502
Talk to the man and call him gay
>>614309572
Rrroooll
Stand still and Look at old mans groin
>>614309568
rollll
>>614309502
Open chest, put old man in it.
Piss on him.
>>614309669
winrar
>>614309502
Kiss the old man
>>614309502
Give old man buttsex
>>614309502
light house on fire with dick
>>614309616
roll
>>614309669
Nice Roll!
>>614309502
kick old guy in the balls
>>614309719
winrar
>>614309669
>>614309719
do both OP
>>614309719
>desu desu kawaii
>>614309669
first winrar
Bumping for OP
>>614309669
You stare intently at the old mans groin.
4 decides what happens next.
>>614309950
The man opens his chest and pulls out his heart
>>614309950
rip off dick, use as weapon
he gets a boner
>>614309950
steal the door from the house
>>614309950
Roll for kiss the old man
>>614309950
Dock with the old man
>>614309950
Old man turns into Trogdor and since you are in thatched-roof cottage he burninates us.
Tell old man you need a shower
>>614310016
Rollin
>>614309950
ask the old man how to kill your dragon
>>614309950
Ask old man if the dragon is hiding near his delicious groin.
>>614310074
Winner
>>614310065
Reroll
>>614310074
What a winrar
>>614309950
grab his left nipple
>>614309950
Offer pleasure in exchange for chest items
>>614309950
The dragon burns down the house. But does so in a way that you don't hate the guy
>>614309950
Grasp the old mans penis with the inside of your rectum
>>614310074
Yeah, sure do.
>>614310074
The old man lets you use his shower. He stares at you the whole time and makes you feel uncomfortable.
3 decides what happens next
>>614310435
Kill old man. Take all his items.
Put on his clothes and become disguised as old man. The dragon will never see us coming.
invite him to shower with you
>>614310435
Eat the old man
>>614310435
Drop the soap on purpose and look at the old man sexually as I pick it up
>>614310528
roll
>>614310435
Man pulls out cocktail and points it into air, causing explosion in a nearby room. You go to investigate.
Ask him if there's a dragon in the box
>>614310435
masturbate. use cum as a distraction to run and steal chest.
>>614310528
rolllllll
Finish shower, grab your handy copy of the game Rapeplay that you always carry with you and ask the old man if he wants to play.
>>614310435
Dragon with peter griffin head enters scene with tap dance shoes
>>614310587
Roll
>>614310435
rolly polly
>>614310087
re rolling
>>614310435
Drown the old man in piss.
>>614310584
Re roll but replace cocktail with cock
>>614310643
winrar
>>614310435
tuck penis back and ask old man buffalo bill style 'do I look sexy?'
>>614310435
Shove penis in old mans eye, killing him. Find keys to chest and open. take items
Inform the old man that it is your priveledge to steal the chest as you are a transnigger.
Suck you own dick
>>614310435
Beat the old man to death with your cock.
>>614310818
roll
Now come on, start licking his balls and fucking enjoy it
>>614310643
Nope. OP gets to determine what happens with stuff like that. We can only roll for what the character does.
>>614310643
winrar
>>614310643
>>614310643
op we have a winner where are you
>>614310435
Ask old man about any dragon activity while showering sexually
Guy transforms into a nigger and steals the chest.
>>614311087
He said "decides what happens next" though.
In case you're right:
Ask man to tell his life story to you.
After shower, look inside chest.
>>614311087
He's right, keep rolling friends. Also ask old man if he has any dragons blood
Lube your asshole while pouring marbles into it. Teach the lecherous old man a lesson by becoming a marble cannon.
>>614311267
Roll
>>614310435
fling poo at old man
Proceed to shove the old man's hand into ass
>>614311266
Roll
>>614311266
Reroll
>>614311300
reroll of shame
>>614311267
Rrolll
>>614310435
pick up the soap
>>614311325
roll
>>614310435
Shove old man's walking stick up ass and beat the old man to death with it
Rollio
>>614310643
The dragon finally appears.
8 decides what happens
>>614311087
Hey anon. Thanks for your opinion and all. I'm really glad you decided to give me your "unasked for" input on the situation, but now could you please FUCK OFF
>>614311444
Take your dick out
>>614311444
Leave
>>614311444
Bust a nut in the dragon
use the power of the anus to attack the fierce dragon. Dragonshit
>>614311373
Climb tree, get dog body, cut chalice out of stomach.
>>614311444
Grease your self up with gun oil and wrestle the dragon to death.
>>614311444
Tell the dragon that it looks like a faggot.
>>614311444
Present dog as gift
>>614311444
stab yourself and die
>>614311444
YES I LOVE U OP. Nice trips
>>614311444
Try to make friends with the dragon
>>614311444
crawl into dog carcass, get swallowed by dragon and take a shit inside of it
Pull the old man out of your pocket
>>614311585
roll pls
>>614311444
tthats no dragon, its a GABENTICORE!
Ride him to rescue the prisoner of Azcaban,
>>614311444
Challenge the dragon to dance off
>>614311585
get
>>614311615
rollin
>>614311603
Roll
>>614311444
Wild giant chicken appears. It fights dragon
>>614311468
Sure. I'll fuck off. Also- winrar.
>>614311603
Rroll
>>614311585
reroll
>>614311468
Win...rar?
>>614311087
Also, look at the story. You obviously weren't right, faggot.
Ride him and rescue the prisoner of Azkaban!
>>614311585
8 get
>>614311666
Roll for satanic trips
The old man comes outside claiming you owe him for a shower, suggests you and the dragon have an erotic dance off.
>>614311615
rer
awol
>>614311788
dub winrars
>>614311444
suck the dragons cock
>>614311444
TELL, IT, THAT DOG IS A SACRIFICE FOR HIM!
>>614311707
roll..............................
>>614311788
Winrar
>>614311585
roll
>>614311444
Shove character up dragon's ass
>>614311585
rollin
>>614311468
Well I'll be damned
>>614311468
You say to the dragon words of utmost importance.
0 decides what happens next
>>614311444
pierce dragon with dick
>>614311788
I'm excited.
>>614311444
Tackle the dragon
>>614311788
reroll
>>614311934
Impale nigger zombie
>>614311666
YOUR ASS I WILL FUCK
>>614311977
Rereroll
>>614311999
Trips must win, pl0x
>>614311779
Ok ok. I get it- I was wrong. I was simply going by the logic that OP was the 'DM' and that as such, only he could determine what happens aside from character decisions.
>>614311934
Do a threesome with the dead dog and the dragon!
>>614311788
rolling
>>614311934
tell the dragon that he just lost the game
>>614312030
Hahaha that killed me
>>614311788
rollan dollan
>>614311934
Notice small tampon string behind dragons tail. grab it and pull.
both you and the dragon masturbate furiously while staring intently at the dead dog.
>>614311934
finger the dragons pussy and asshole
>>614312030
win...rar?
>>614312030
Winrar
>>614311934
The dragon eats the tree but not the dog, you feel sad.
>>614312030
win
>>614311934
The dragon leans back, breathes in deeply, and says "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Dragons, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on a Dwarvish gold stash, and I have over 300 confirmed epic burns. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top trans-animal in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another ant. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Dragon Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo"
>>614311934
The dragon kills you almost instantly
GAME OVER
START AGAIN?
>>614311934
Take the dog from the tree and give it to dragon
>>614312226
That counts as a roll for the satanic trips I suppose
>>614311934
Buttfuck the dragon to death.
The dragon informs you it is the Guardian of tumblr
>>614312059
Sorry I was a jerk anon :(
>>614312086
roll
The dragon does a cutaway gag of when he had sex with donkey from shrek.
>>614312442
You must admit Anon did have a good point. OP started out this way after all.
>>614312279
if this was legit OP we'd have a large drawing of death
>>614312030
The dragon fucks your ass.
7 decides what happens next
>>614311934
Stick dick in the dragon's mouth.
Find a car and make the dragon fuck it.
> forcing OP to create new dragon/car content.
>>614312487
reroll
>>614312442
Nah. It's cool. We ARE on 4chan after all. Being a jerk is part of it. We good /b/ro; we good.
>>614312571
roll gimmie dat dragon car shit.
>>614312321
roll
>>614312554
Louis Griffin and stick figure cuckold the dragon
>>614312554
Clench up your asscheeks and rip his dick off
>>614312571
gimmie dat 7
>>614312554
Rip the dragon's cock off and beat it to death with it
>>614312571
reroll
>>614312648
rerolling cause im gay. sike
You become impregnated by the dragon making millions in child support.
>>614312640
lol winrar
>>614312667
you madda facka
>>614312554
Dragon poops out chili beans he previously bought from that Korean store
>>614312667
Winrar!
At the expense of satanic trips? Was it worth it?
>>614312554
You jump inside that poorly-drawn black mark on the ground that is clearly a hole for refuge from the ass-rekting and discover an object to aid you in your quest
>>614312667
> Dragon/car content
as if the thread wasn't already new content
>>614312554
niggers show up and start looting the house
>>614312763
I would miss all the trips in the world to force OP to make me dragon/car content. mmmmmmm
>>614312776
Roll
>>614312554
what was the original goal again?
>>614312667
You now have a magical number 7. You are still being fucked in the ass by a dragon.
1 decides what happens next
>>614312554
you fart on his dick
>>614312554
Dragon says goodnight to everyone and goes to bed
>>614312554
Fart so hard that the dragon flies into the sun.
>>614312842
reroll
>>614312554
Hitler appears and offers dragon a job at auschwitz as auschwitz's chief jew incinerator
you fuck the dragon in the ass
>>614311788
reroll
>>614312908
Armageddon with aliens
>>614312796
New content but it lacked dragons fucking cars. Faggot.
>>614312908
use the 7 and stab the dragons parents who just appeared in frond of him
>>614311788
rolling like dolan
>>614312908
Rip his dick off with muh asscheeks!
We need his blood guys!
>>614312908
Kill the dragon with the number 7.
>>614312908
china declares war on the dragon and sends troops immediately
>>614312908
Shoot magic at the Dragon with the 7
>>614306909 stfu op and stop being faggt
>>614312908
use the seven as a boomerang and have it return with the old man
>>614312554
extract the blood from your ass and fill it in the chalice
>>614312908
just fucking win
>>614311788
rollin
>>614312776
roll
>>614312908
use the 7 to chop its dick off and eat it>>614312986
>>614313049
Roll
>>614312986
Reroll1
Shove the 7 up the dragon's ass
>>614312908
YOU FUCKING NIGGAH. MY POST WAS A ROLL FOR DRAGON CAR FUCKING!!!!
YOU STUPID NIGGAH
FUCK YOU!!! FOLLOW THE LINK
>>614312908
Use the magical number 7 to chop of the dragons dick and obtain the blood and sperm mixture of the dragon
>>614313081
WINRAR
>>614312908
Kill self
>>614313081
Winrar!
>614313081
Winner is you
>>614312908
piss on the ground
>>614312986
Reroll2
>>614313116
Reroll
>>614313126
You never said "reroll"
>>614313126
OP if i ever find out who you are, i will rape you till you bleed for this.
I demand my dragon car fucking that my roll won!!!!!! not some fucking 7. You dumb cunt.
>>614312908
use 7 to sever dragon penis
Ur ass bleeds like Snooki on her period.
>>614313257
Autistic newfag detected
>>614313081
The old man is now here.
5 decides what happens next.
>>614313333
HOLY QUADS
>>614312908
kill self with 7
>>614313333
Nice quads! Really nice quads!
I never rolled quads :(
>>614313377
Fuck you nigga, draw me a dragon fucking a car!!!!!!
>>614313423
cross breed the old man with the dragon
>>614313257
Not op but I see a 7 shoved up your butt in your future.
>>614313423
old man gets raped by dragon
>>614313465
Winrar...
>>614312908
>my. fucking. sides.
Also if get, "after taking dragons load in ass, retrieve chalice from dog ass while the beast slumbers"
>>614313423
Force dragon to fuck a car
Michael Rosen falls from the sky and everybody sings happy birthday
>>614313423
Shove myself up dragon's urethra
>>614313423
kill old man with the seven then fuse with the dragon
>>614313423
Feed old man to dragon
>>614313423
Use old man to kill the dragon.
>>614313465
Winrar I guess? New words of utmost importance?
>>614313423
barbeque the old man when the dragon spits fire
>>614312776
reroooooll
Force dragon to fuck a car
>>614313465
OP, add 3 more 7s into the inventory
>>614313465
You now have some really nice quads.
6 decides what happens next.
>>614313595
winrar
good idea btw
what has that dude ever done for us
>>614313576
Reroll
Shove the 7 up the old man's ass and throw him at the dragon with his new anal attire.
>>614313423
Shove hand up old ma's ass using him as a weapon. Fight dragon
>>614313659
Kill the dragon with the power of bowie
>>614313659
choke old man with the 7 then fuse with the dragon
>>614313659
Kill the dragon with your majestic quads
>>614307200
>>614307755
>>614307899
>>614307933
>>614307944
>>614307966
>>614308166
>>614308255
>>614308277
>>614308355
>>614308533
>>614309155
>>614309222
>>614309633
>>614310111
>>614310144
>>614310577
>>614310755
>>614311266
>>614311300
>>614311355
>>614311444
>>614311566
>>614311666
>>614311788
>>614311900
>>614311977
>>614311999
>>614312133
>>614312188
>>614312555
>>614312633
>>614312877
>>614312899
>>614312955
>>614312988
>>614312999
>>614313199
>>614313333
>>614313377
Good job on this thread, /b/.
Combine quads and 7
>>614313659
show the dragon banana pic until he coughs up blood
>>614313659
Force dragon to fuck a car
>>614313659
Feed dragon to old man
The old man spins his MASSIVE erect dong around for a group attack.
Combine quads with 7 to make dildo and hit dragon in face with dildo
old man gets raped by dragon
>>614313659
Eat dirt, puke rainbow to smite the dragon
>>614313707
This
>>614313659
combine quads and 7
>>614313659
Kill dragon with the quads and shove the 7 up the old man's butt
>>614313695
Roll
>>614313659
Using the power of the quads, summon the chalice from the dead dog's carcass.
Use the quads as a sword and fight the dragon, but chop the mans head off first
the old man makes the dragon take a shower
>>614313770
Roll
start jerking off the old man
Force dragon to fuck a car.
>>614313659
Deal with dragon to rule the world
>>614313883
roll
Start wondering where the cup went
>>614313770
Rooll
>>614313659
Release the kraken
>>614313754
hey thanks mang
>>614313659
Offer to fellatio the dragon and old man simultaneously, while shoving the dog's innards into your ass.
Force dragon to fuck a car!
>>614313659
Piss on the old man and the dragon.
>>614313802
Reroll
>>614313956
Winrar!
>>614313956
Winrawr
aliens
Pull out a guitar and start playing crosstown traffic by Jimi Hendrix
>>614313977
And you added to the list!
>>614313983
Reroll
>>614313659
Ask the dragon to roll a dice
>>614313956
You combine the quads and the 7 to make the fabled quad 7s. You have turned into a super saiyan.
DUBZ decides what happens.
>>614314234
Force dragon to fuck a car
>>614314234
Make a new thread.
fuck her right in the pussy
>>614314282
FORCE DRAGON TO FUCK A CAR
>>614314234
Considering the thread thus far, that shouldn't be too hard.
Let's just kill the dragon.
Use powers to do taxes
Also dubs get
>>614314234
Kill this faggot>>614314282
>>614314234
Shove the holy quads up the old man's ass and throw him at the dragon while playing crosstown traffic by jimi hendrix
>>614314234
I check these dubs and use the super 7s to turn the old man into a quadcopter and make that fucker fly around the dragon yelling "wew lad" as a distraction
>>614314234
marry the dragon and give old man to it's parents as gift
>>614314234
Ask old man how to turn your quads into OVER NINE THOUSAND!
