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Alright lets play a game.

You have been tasked with filling the holy chalice with the blood of a dragon.

You are in a field with a single tree next to a house.

7 decides what to do next
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Look in your inventory
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>>614306909
fill chalice with dragon blood
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Enter the house
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>>614307126
well played, you won.
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Shove chalice up ass
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>>614306909
Find the window of the house and start stroking my junk in front of it. Also peek into the window while were at it.
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Wash your ATX power
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Hang a nigger in that tree
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>>614307197

Welp. That was quick.
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>>614307197
fucking lol
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>>614307197
The chalice is now shoved firmly up your ass.
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>>614307375
6 decides what happens next
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>>614307375
Ram ass against door.
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>>614307375
>[
shit in chalice
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>>614307454
rolling
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>>614307375
suicide
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>>614307375
Wipe that stupid fucking look off your face.
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Rub dick on tree
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Lay down and die
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>>614307526
winrar
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climb the tree, wait for people and poop the chalice onto them
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cut off own head
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>>614307516
Winrar
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Lick the chalice
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>>614307516
You shit in the chalice.

3 decides hat happens next
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Eat: Chalice
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Throw shit at tree
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>>614307759
Ram head through door.
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>>614307792
Roll
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climb up the tree and throw shit at people passing by
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>>614307759
Pour the poop on your girlfriend and wipe it on her face
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turn into a woman
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Debark Tree
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>>614307759
light poop on fire, present it on front porch
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Throw feces against the door in Morse code saying "where's the dragon?"
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>>614307759
feed it to a hungry dog
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>>614307759
find two girls
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>>614307910
roll
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Die from ebola
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>>614307759
Knock on the door of the house with your dick. We'll get no where at this rate.
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Go West
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>>614307916
Roll
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ENTER THE HOUSE
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>>614307943
It begins.
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>>614307916
Roll

As winrar >>614307933
doesn't work without dog
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>>614308061
That wasnt the rar you colossal faggot
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Trick pepole into thinking that feces are dragons blood
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>>614307943
winrar
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use conjuring skills to summon a pit of yoghurt.
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>>614307759
Pee on the door of the house.
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>>614308061
>>614308134
But actually, it was.
>topkek
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>>614307916
Roll.
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op is kill, abandon thread
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If dubs:
Eat: Chalice
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>>614308255
He was right though, look one post above it retard.
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>>614308277
patience fag
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>>614307916
Rolling
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>>614308081
Well, then find one fag.
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>>614307933
There just so happened to be a hungry dog nearby

You feed the shit filled chalice to it.

5 Decides what happens next
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Rolling for 'have sex with Stephanie Bilderback'
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OP we're not yet satisfied?
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>>614308431
Piss on the dog
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>>614308431
fuck dog anal till he shits out shit filled chalice
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>>614308450

Steph Roll
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>>614308539
roll
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>>614308431
fuck er right in the pussy
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>>614308431
fuck the dog
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>>614308450
Resteph roll
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ride the dog and go to ibiza
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>>614308431
Hit the dog in the face with your cock.
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Kill the dog, hide some sharp knives in the cadaver and put it on top of the tree, waiting for a dragon to eat the dog so he poops out the chalice later.
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>>614308450
Steph get!
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>>614308645
winrar
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ride your new companion to explore new lands
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ride the dog into battle
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>>614308431
add shit filled chalice filled dog to inventory
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>>614308645
Good plan/10
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>>614308690
This way there will be blood from the intestines of the dragon mixed with the poop. Clever, isn't it?
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>>614308431
shove left arm up dogs ass, wield dog as weapon
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>>614308645
Now we're getting somewhere
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>>614308450
Rolling
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>>614308919
Rolling for this
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>>614308843
Rolling for dis
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>>614308645
You kill the dog, put knives in it, and hide it in the tree. You then start waiting for the dragon.

2 decides what happens next.
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Why has sir faggot been tasked with filling the holy chalice with the blood of a dragon anyway?
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>>614308843
Roll roll roll
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Burn tree
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giga ultra nigger appears and he's angry because his dog is kill
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>>614309021
cum on house, light cum on fire
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>>614309021
Go into house.
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>>614309021
Get on plane to japan
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>>614309021
Smash face on house till dead
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player obtains dubs
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make a dragon caller
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Do yoga on the grass while you wait for the dragon - A handsome yoga instructor named Javier assists you by putting his pinky in your stinky
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>>614308843
Rollllling
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>>614308843
rolling
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>>614309152
winrar fag
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>>614309152
a sensible move
dammit
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>>614309222
trip 222 >>614309116
i win
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>>614308843
wow 3 9's and an 8, rerolling
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>>614309222
>>614309225
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>>614309021
Dragon appears, actually man, actually dragon man, made with an S and a bigger S, muscley arm, and consummate v's for teeth.
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>>614309356
yes.
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>>614309420
Ok then.
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>>614309152
You enter the house.

There is an old man, and a chest.

9 decides what you do.
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>>614309479
ok.
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>>614309502
Ask the old man what's in the chest.
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>>614309420
You must admit. Anon just rolled very good!
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>>614309502
Steal his walking stick. Shove up ass.
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Lock pick the chest with your dick.
Cook man's limbs
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walk out
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>>614309502
Have sex with the old man
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>>614309502
grab chest and run
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>>614309502
rape him
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>>614309573
re roll
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>>614309568
roll
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>>614309502
Fight old man check for items , steal walking stick...
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>>614309572
Rolling fo dis
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>>614309591
roll
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>>614309502
Eat the old man
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>>614309548
Roll.
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>>614309573
pls
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>>614309502
get gummy blowjob from old man
cum on chest
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Say hi to the chest. Ignore the old man
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>>614309568
rolll
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wipe blood off face and bitch slap the old man
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>>614309502
Talk to the man and call him gay
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>>614309572
Rrroooll
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Stand still and Look at old mans groin
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>>614309568
rollll
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>>614309502
Open chest, put old man in it.
Piss on him.
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>>614309669
winrar
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>>614309502
Kiss the old man
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>>614309502
Give old man buttsex
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>>614309502
light house on fire with dick
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>>614309616
roll
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>>614309669
Nice Roll!
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>>614309502
kick old guy in the balls
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>>614309719
winrar
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>>614309669
>>614309719

do both OP
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>>614309719
>desu desu kawaii
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>>614309669
first winrar
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Bumping for OP
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>>614309669
You stare intently at the old mans groin.

4 decides what happens next.
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>>614309950
The man opens his chest and pulls out his heart
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>>614309950
rip off dick, use as weapon
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he gets a boner
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>>614309950
steal the door from the house
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>>614309950
Roll for kiss the old man
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>>614309950
Dock with the old man
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>>614309950
Old man turns into Trogdor and since you are in thatched-roof cottage he burninates us.
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Tell old man you need a shower
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>>614310016
Rollin
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>>614309950
ask the old man how to kill your dragon
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>>614309950
Ask old man if the dragon is hiding near his delicious groin.
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>>614310074
Winner
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>>614310065
Reroll
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>>614310074
What a winrar
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>>614309950
grab his left nipple
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>>614309950
Offer pleasure in exchange for chest items
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>>614309950
The dragon burns down the house. But does so in a way that you don't hate the guy
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>>614309950
Grasp the old mans penis with the inside of your rectum
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>>614310074
Yeah, sure do.
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>>614310074
The old man lets you use his shower. He stares at you the whole time and makes you feel uncomfortable.

3 decides what happens next
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>>614310435
Kill old man. Take all his items.

Put on his clothes and become disguised as old man. The dragon will never see us coming.
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invite him to shower with you
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>>614310435
Eat the old man
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>>614310435
Drop the soap on purpose and look at the old man sexually as I pick it up
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>>614310528
roll
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>>614310435
Man pulls out cocktail and points it into air, causing explosion in a nearby room. You go to investigate.
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Ask him if there's a dragon in the box
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>>614310435
masturbate. use cum as a distraction to run and steal chest.
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>>614310528
rolllllll
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Finish shower, grab your handy copy of the game Rapeplay that you always carry with you and ask the old man if he wants to play.
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>>614310435
Dragon with peter griffin head enters scene with tap dance shoes
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>>614310587
Roll
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>>614310435
rolly polly
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>>614310087
re rolling
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>>614310435
Drown the old man in piss.
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>>614310584
Re roll but replace cocktail with cock
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>>614310643
winrar
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>>614310435
tuck penis back and ask old man buffalo bill style 'do I look sexy?'
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>>614310435
Shove penis in old mans eye, killing him. Find keys to chest and open. take items
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Inform the old man that it is your priveledge to steal the chest as you are a transnigger.
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Suck you own dick
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>>614310435
Beat the old man to death with your cock.
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>>614310818
roll
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Now come on, start licking his balls and fucking enjoy it
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>>614310643
Nope. OP gets to determine what happens with stuff like that. We can only roll for what the character does.
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>>614310643
winrar
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>>614310643
>>614310643
op we have a winner where are you
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>>614310435
Ask old man about any dragon activity while showering sexually
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Guy transforms into a nigger and steals the chest.
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>>614311087
He said "decides what happens next" though.

In case you're right:
Ask man to tell his life story to you.
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After shower, look inside chest.
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>>614311087
He's right, keep rolling friends. Also ask old man if he has any dragons blood
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Lube your asshole while pouring marbles into it. Teach the lecherous old man a lesson by becoming a marble cannon.
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>>614311267
Roll
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>>614310435
fling poo at old man
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Proceed to shove the old man's hand into ass
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>>614311266
Roll
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>>614311266
Reroll
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>>614311300
reroll of shame
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>>614311267
Rrolll
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>>614310435
pick up the soap
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>>614311325
roll
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>>614310435
Shove old man's walking stick up ass and beat the old man to death with it
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Rollio
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>>614310643
The dragon finally appears.

8 decides what happens
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>>614311087
Hey anon. Thanks for your opinion and all. I'm really glad you decided to give me your "unasked for" input on the situation, but now could you please FUCK OFF
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>>614311444
Take your dick out
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>>614311444
Leave
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>>614311444
Bust a nut in the dragon
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use the power of the anus to attack the fierce dragon. Dragonshit
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>>614311373
Climb tree, get dog body, cut chalice out of stomach.
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>>614311444
Grease your self up with gun oil and wrestle the dragon to death.
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>>614311444
Tell the dragon that it looks like a faggot.
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>>614311444
Present dog as gift
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>>614311444

stab yourself and die
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>>614311444
YES I LOVE U OP. Nice trips
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>>614311444
Try to make friends with the dragon
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>>614311444
crawl into dog carcass, get swallowed by dragon and take a shit inside of it
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Pull the old man out of your pocket
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>>614311585
roll pls
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>>614311444
tthats no dragon, its a GABENTICORE!
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Ride him to rescue the prisoner of Azcaban,
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>>614311444
Challenge the dragon to dance off
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>>614311585
get
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>>614311615
rollin
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>>614311603
Roll
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>>614311444
Wild giant chicken appears. It fights dragon
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>>614311468
Sure. I'll fuck off. Also- winrar.
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>>614311603
Rroll
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>>614311585
reroll
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>>614311468
Win...rar?
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>>614311087
Also, look at the story. You obviously weren't right, faggot.
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Ride him and rescue the prisoner of Azkaban!
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>>614311585

8 get
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>>614311666
Roll for satanic trips
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The old man comes outside claiming you owe him for a shower, suggests you and the dragon have an erotic dance off.
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>>614311615
rer
awol
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>>614311788
dub winrars
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>>614311444
suck the dragons cock
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>>614311444
TELL, IT, THAT DOG IS A SACRIFICE FOR HIM!
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>>614311707
roll..............................
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>>614311788
>>614311788
win
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>>614311788
Winrar
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>>614311585
roll
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>>614311444
Shove character up dragon's ass
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>>614311585
rollin
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>>614311468
Well I'll be damned
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>>614311468
You say to the dragon words of utmost importance.

0 decides what happens next
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>>614311444
pierce dragon with dick
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