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ITT: We text a girl 'You're Beautiful' then post results
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>>614288470
Implying anyone on /b/ has a girl's number
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>>614288751
Just wait son, this will be a classic thread in a min.
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>>614289602
Still waiting...
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Texted; waiting for response. She just went to bed so she might not.
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>>614290031
K she's obviously asleep. Let me try someone other than my wife.
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Texted. Got response. Remembered flipphone can't be capped.
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>"thank you"

Well this wasn't fun or exciting at all.
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>>614290255
>flipphone
nigger you can't be that poor in 2015
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>>614290255
u trole me :-(
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your*
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>>614290227
What should I say now? Dubs decides.
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>>614290668
"Your beautiful" "My beautiful what?" kek
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>>614290724
Hurry before she goes to sleep.
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>>614290837
Bump
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>>614290724
"I know."
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>>614290968
Waiting...
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sent.

>Get off 4chan, slacker. Back to work now! Mama needs a new Rolex. xx


my bitch is funny
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>>614291165
This is boring.
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>>614290724
"Wanna fuck?"
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>>614291165
retarded. why the fuck would you do this
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>>614291253
post proof lyer
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>>614291334
No dubs/too cowardly/phone's dying.
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Can we have a new rule where it can't be your SO?
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>>614291332
Autism/10
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>>614291406
ok. how do I do that?
it might just help to say we run a business together, so shes sitting next to me
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>>614291334
Fine. I grew some balls.
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>>614291934
Great. Now USE THEM
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>>614288751
/thread
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>>614291934
No response. D:
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>>614292231
"Plz respond"
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Dubs decides the response.
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>>614292231
Oh shit! Dubs decides!
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>>614292435
It should not take dubs for you to say "yes"
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>>614292435
You asked for it. I'll be there in ten

(or whatever the actual eta would be)
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>>614292392
"Of course"
>>614292435
"Of course"
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>>614292435
Hell yeah! I would love too
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>>614292569
this
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>>614292582
Rolling
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>>614292569
69 get
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>>614292435
"I dunno. Come over and find out in person.."
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>>614292569
Now what?
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>>614292569
this is the correct response, OP
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>>614292569
rolling
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>>614292960
Go and fuck her in the butt, post pics! DO IT NOW!!!!
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>>614293074
B-b-ut, I have a wife.
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>>614292960
"You're welcome and I'm gonn be on my way"
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>>614292960
nice butt fuck get. unless its a guy then u fgt
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>>614292960
"Actually, you should come over."
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>>614293175
>B-b-ut, I have a wife.

you made me hit my desk
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>>614293175
KEK
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>>614288470
Aaand the certificate for being the biggest faggot goes to....
>Op

He wins again
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>>614293205
thats beta af

just go to her place and say "hey, u asked for it!", if she laughs u have 50/50 chance of fucking her; if she doesnt, RUN.. most likely she will call the cops
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>>614292960
I'm bringing a movie for later. [insert 2 or three movie choices here]
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>>614293469
What for faggot?
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>>614293498

>>614292960
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this
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>>614288470
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>>614292435
too much obviously
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>>614293601
at least you tried you stalker
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>>614293570
Welp, t'was a success, /b/ro's! Gonna go buttfuck her now. Stay tuned for pics and hopefully webms.
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Cool, check out my reply!
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>>614293761
she's a keeper
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>>614293601
kek who is she too you?
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>>614293804
>T'was
you arent having sex anytime soon, permavirgin fuck
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>>614292392
Anyone? Fuck it, just somebody give something to reply.
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>>614293911
just a friend... really...
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>>614293761
very well faked, anon. I applaud you
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>>614293761
AND PEOPLE SAY HILLARY IS QUALIFIED TO RUN THE COUNTRY?
DEGENERACY.
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>>614288751
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>>614293954
"I'm serious bb"
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>>614293954
"you're a bitch"
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>>614291934
Im gunna text one of my ages ago ex's this sort of combo and will post results.
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>>614292960
clearly you go and fuck her anon
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>>614294034
kek you sure?
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This thread is the very reason why abortion is needed
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rolling for unrelated faproulette kek
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>>614294489
yes I am anon
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>>614294773
I'm gonna have to go ahead and say she doesnt think youre her friend...
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did this a few nights ago with an out-of-state girl. ended up dirty texting all night. granted we've been planning on fucking next time we see each other, but holy shit the last one of these threads I did was great.
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Next...
Some background info: she's an ex who I just started being friends with again a few months ago.
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>>614292960
This is fake as fuck guys
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>>614288470
just honestly realized that i dont know any girls besides my mom and sister

the one girl i did know abandoned me because i was too weird
fuck this gay earth
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>>614288470
"You're beautiful".... "New Subject"
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>>614295223
text your sister, aim for wincest
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>>614295424
this
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>>614295271
Are you saying we should do something new?
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>>614293761
Kek
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>>614295201
You've got no chance. Believe me.
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>>614295201
Are you high rn?
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>>614295486
but im strangely not attracted to her at all
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> You're beautiful.

> Nope

> Yes you are.

> Creeping me out!
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>>614295681
of course not
all im saying is go fuck yourself with a hammer
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>>614296111
say "just accept the compliment and stopbeing a bitch"
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>>614296077
>denial
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>>614296628
"want to come over for a couple beers?"
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>>614296508
hmmmmmm
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sweet
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>>614296628
wat a bitch
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>>614293601
toppest of keks
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>>614297161
say "do you mean it?"
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>>614297579
Do not do this. You are not a bitch, anon. Are you?
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>>614290724
>>614291165
Nobody got dubs in between these two posts
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>>614298274
truu
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>>614299218
wat the hell
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>>614299218
How much did you pay your little sister to do that
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>>614299218
the fuck
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>>614299218
a god amongst us
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>>614299218
It's that easy folks
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bump for lulz
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>>614299218
>2:03AM
Go to bed.
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rolling. I kind of pissed this one off, let you know if she responds...
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>>614299218
>>614300445
2:03?
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>>614299218
you have told her to com over already
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Still waiting for her to reply... fuck.

>tfw she gave me her brother's number
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>>614299218
"You sure you can handle this?"
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>>614301046
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>>614299218
Send me a picture of your magnificent tits ;)
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>>614300710
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>>614301857
nice
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>>614301857

lol she's fucking with you
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>>614301857
and then?????
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What ever happened to the guy whos gonna fuck her in da butt and has a wife
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Got up to take a piss, saw this, texted it to my girlfriend. Now that pissing is over, imma gonna get back into bed with her. She'll get it in the morning.
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>>614299218
Your moms weird
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>>614302900
he either pussied out or he his successfully cheating on his wife.
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Expected something like this
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>>614303147

pics or it didnt happen
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>>614301857
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>>614304666

Ok what the fuck
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>>614304666
Fake fag
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>>614304771
Nice stan trips
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>>614293175
mfw
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>>614304841
u mad neckbeard
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>>614304322
Kablam
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>>614293954
No u
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>>614305375
Fuck rotated pics, man.
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>>614295951
im just saying you could do better
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>>614288751
There will be a lot of happy moms in the morning.
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>>614305704

cek
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>>614305375
ouch, my neck
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>>614305704
>tfw mom died when i was 17
>tfw never gonna tell my mom shes beautiful
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>>614295786
Master Pussy Psychologist reporting in
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>>614290724
"Wanna bangarang? My strap-on and I are ready"
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>>614296077
>strangely
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>>614306246

Your mother died like a bitch
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>>614307758
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>>614293761
the kek is very real over here, thanks based anon
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>>614307758
2edgy6me
didn't even giggle
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>You're beautiful :)
>?...um...thanks....i dont see what you see lol
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>>614307758
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>>614307859
appropriate response
also lulzy
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>>614301046
MY SIDES
MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>614307758
HOLY SHIT
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>>614306246
I'm so sorry m8
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"You're beautiful"
"No o :*"
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>>614290724
Wanna see my cock?
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>>614307758
>Son don't cut yourself on that edge

Stupid underage cocksucker nigger piece of shit
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Was about to say it.
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>>614309401
Hahahahahahaha story??
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>>614309401
You're Beautiful
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>>614309401
lol fucking rekt
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>>614309555
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>>614309699
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>>614309699
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>>614309567
This girl cheated on her boyfriend of 9 months with 5 guys. Then comes to me wanting the dick. So I gave it to her. 13 times. Then she wants to play psychologist with me. Get in her head and make her feel guilty for cheating because she was starting to get jealous I wanted to fuck another girl. She tells her boyfriend she cheated with only me. They break up. And then this happens. Lol. He still thinks I'm the only one she cheated with.
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>>614309917
Nice work mate hahaha
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>>614310036
They're back together and trying to act like the perfect couple. I try not to laugh whenever I see them at work.
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>>614309401
fucking lel

story ples
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>>614309401
>april 19
Send it to her now faggot
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>>614310339
>>614309917

Nevermind
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Lol
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>>614309401
when anon was finally honest with his post
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>>614288470
Op admit it you are a faggot. Everything wrong with that so go kill yourself after you send those texts to your male penetrating assfucker. fucking fggt!
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>>614311883
Kek suck my dick bitch ass nigga
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The wait begins...
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>>614311050
Another girl
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>>614306246
Same, I tell her every night before I go to sleep
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>>614307758
oh fuck kek
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Uhoh!
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Is texting your girlfriend cheating? :D
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>>614314135
context faggot whats the message above it
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>>614314231
Halts Maul timo du feggit
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>>614292435
I wanna put it in your everywhere.
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>>614314237
I work with her. It was a message about what time she'll be in work. Context is she's engaged to be married, but has a thing for me.
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>>614314356
Timo? :D
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>>614314417
tell her "want to fuck?"
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>>614314135
play dumb "lol do what?"
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>>614311050
Lol.
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>>614314492
Geh Sascha ficken
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>>614314697
"friends"
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>>614314528
>>614314659
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>>614314417
You fucked her yet?
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>>614310181
face or more?
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>>614315401
nope
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>>614315472
Meh
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>>614315208
any update?
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>>614315710
keepum cumin m8
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>>614316003
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>>614293175
fucking wow
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>>614316051
She was pretty slutty. Well she is anyway.
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>>614313373
The last time I was in a thread like this....
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>>614305704
>implying my mom knows how to text
>implying I have any other women on my phone
Try to hit my phone
all ya get is tone
socializings what I dont
Imma never let it go
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>>614316168
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>>614316723
Cheese and rice? Eat mor chikin
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>>614316723
cheese and rice?
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>>614314697
you're great
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>>614316833
Anyone still interested?
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>>614318555
I
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>>614318110
JUST
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>>614314231
>Danke
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>>614318555
why?
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>>614318555
alright lets just fuck, one time then.
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"You too, honey"
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>>614318722
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>>614293761
keeper
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>>614318756
kek
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>>614318902
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>>614319224
come over and we'll go from there
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>>614319276
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>>614319615
quit playin damn, what time you finish, ill pick you up, we can go out and eat, go slow if you want. I really like you.
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>>614319763
Need to change it a bit to make sense.
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>>614320187
k bitch kek lez go
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>>614320187
I don't get it, why is she being so cautious? What happened between to make her like this?
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>>614320439

He said it earlier. She wants to fug him but is engaged to another dude.
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>>614320187
of course, how about we go back to yours/mine and ill eat you out, also do you like sausage?
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>>614320439
She's engaged to a guy who she doesn't want to marry. Gets upset when people ask why she doesn't just break up with him. She cheated on him a couple of years ago and he's been jealous ever since. A few months back he saw us holding hands when I was walking her home.
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>>614320917
oh shit if thats the case

>>614320187
fuck him off, i can deal with him, he wont bother us.

we both know this is what you really want.
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>>614314356
Lol
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bamp
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Dubs decides
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>>614322862
>Maths
get the fuck out yuropoor piece of shit.

[Rolling for that.]
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>>614288470
I did, then I remembered that she's blind.
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>>614323111
checked
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>>614323111
whew nice trips
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>>614316318
keep doing the lords work anon
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>>614323111

Could be Strayan.
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>>614322862
oi dontchu speak 2 me like that u sweaty slag i ough'ta punch ya rite n the gabbr ya grimy cunt
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