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>>614175405
>>614175465
>>614175519
hes fucking with you.. google your number n see what comes up
>>614175587
>>614175611
I did. Couldn't find anything
>>614175641
>>614175763
>>614175846
>>614175908
what the fuck kind of weird retard ass scam is this? they''re clearly trying to trick you into using a stolen credit card for them and then giving them some of the proceeds but the scam is so fucking obvious they have to be retarded.
Try giving him a fake adress and see what happens
>>614175977
You forgot to hide the number...
>>614175977
but then why need your address? blackmail you after the fact?
>>614176790
Lol whoops. Lazy
>>614176398
>>614176830
I dunno, guys. She sees the fear in God in me.
Their use of broken English is really really hurting my eyes. Please OP, for your own good, I advise you to cease communication with this person.
>>614176724
This
>>614177678
Just did. Waiting now.
they will transfer the money to you, you'll transfer the 1500 to the "agent" - the money they send you will bounce. bam, you lose 1500. Don't fall for it, OP.
>>614177870
http://www.bbb.org/blog/2013/05/businesses-and-work-at-home-folks-beware-of-bogus-checkwire-transfer-scam/
Ask if she wants her bulbous clit taken care of for an extra $30
>>614175405
She wants to fug
>>614178095
Oh I've got no intention of going through with any of this. It was just so bizarre, I wanted to keep her talking.
>>614178168
Lol.maybe in a minute. Hasn't responded to my last text yet
>>614178134
Yeeaah, that figures.
>>614178411
Brilliant.
You cracked the case
>>614178411
topkek
OP, your responses are hilarious.
yeah its a scam, same one been posted a few times on here just with different services
I like how you are supposed to trust them just because they're "Christian"
>>614179672
Yeah, if she texts again (still no response to the fake address) I'm gonna ask her if she's okay having an atheist cut her grass.
>>614179871
61 grand to cut grass. seems legit
>>614180126
Yeah, I threw out 50 bucks thinking that was steep.
>>614180126
>the fake address) I'm gonna ask her if she's okay having an atheist cut her grass.
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> Anonymous 05/06/15(Wed)20:16:35 No.614180126 â–¶
>>>614179871
>61 grand to cut grass. seems legit
topkek
>>614180126
$50 per square foot seems perfectly reasonable to cut the grass. the fact that she told him the square footage of the house is irrelevant.
>>614178095
but yeah, this is pretty much it. never accept that shit.
No response yet
>>614180695
They might have been a /b/tard and seen this.
Mmm 61 grand for cutting some grand seems easy work and like using you as a mule to get the money
>>614180840
i second this
>>614180695
Say "pls respond"
She just wanted your address, that's why she stopped responding. Whoever lives there will probably get raped
Have someone check the place out
>>614181143
That address is a doctor's office
seems the nigerian price became smarter
>>614181321
You mean the address she sent? I looked it up on Google maps. It's just some middle class house.
>>614175405
different take on the nigerian 419 scam........ still a scam
what the fuck is going on here?
>>614181474
Why didn't you give a residential adress? She probably looked it up and realised you gave her a fake adress
He's from the Red Room....Runnnn Bitch Runnnnnnnnnn
>>614182308
What the fuck is the red room?
>>614182518
>>614182663
wtf is a matching?
>>614180695
I hope you dont really live there.
>>614182878
Nope. Fake address
>>614182518
It's hilarious how obviously shady this is. They're really bad at this.
>>614178134
And that's the game.
>>614183382
>About this time for my time to talk this time
Kek
>>614181143
You should have given the address to the nearest INS office.
>>614183382
Identity Theft at it's best.
>>614183382
>>614183575
Message the other number ya doof
>>614183575
Kek
>>614183575
keke same number. he/she is a druggie?
>>614183608
don't fucking answer her questions fuckhead
Anyone have access to a reverse phone look up/background check software?
send her dick pic already
>>614183749
He's giving fake answers you derp
>>614183749
he is obviously not giving out correct personal info
>>614183749
I'm bullshitting
>>614183917
>Rent the third
OH MY GOD YOU "RENTED" A KID
YOU MADE ME KEK HARD
>>614184028
Samefagging
No sarcasm kek
>>614183917
Alright, OP, your answers are top lel, but don't make the mockery too obvious.
It will be better if you stretch this out and allow Mary Marion to think they're getting somewhere before dropping the hammer.
>>614183917
>rent the third
>>614183917
>i rent the third
kek
>>614183917
ask her if she knows about 4chan
>>614184138
from where is this from
>>614184116
Yeah, I just couldn't resist it though. Tried to back pedal
>>614183917
my orbit is in sides
>>614184395
Misfits, british TV series
>>614184395
misfits
>>614184404
she is a girl asking for a male prostitute
>>614184395
first 2 seasons are fucking great, other are pure shit
>>614184395
deez nuts!
>>614184849
>t
kek
This is fucking gay if we're just going to sit here watching OP talk to some Mexicunt FOB over the next hour. Let's fucking find out who this bitch is and have a midget swing her by the tits. Fuckin boring. Thanks Obama.
Inb4 Marion is gonna ask OP's name again
This Nigerian really needs a dick pic, OP.
>>614185286
Great job, now we're getting somewhere.
This is hilarious
>>614185286
when do i get my cut
>>614185286
What now?
>mfw it's legit and op gets $61,000 for mowing a lawn
>>614185698
"I'm not going through with this until you tell me more, Mary Marion."
>>614185698
call her
>>614185698
Midgets and tit swinging. I'm still all for that...
>>614184687
is it worth watching?
The is slowly extracting information about you to take your shit. OH NO GAIS THE HACKER CALLED 4CHAN IS ALOOF!!
>>614185779
I wish.
>>614185784
Sent
>>614184404
Maybe drop your local police department a hint so they can look out for Marion so some poor sap doesn't fall for it?
>>614186315
Fuck off WK
>>614186315
lolno
>>614186315
If some poor sap actually falls for that bullshit, then they deserve the consequences
>>614186366
What's WK?
>>614186569
White knight
>>614186569
Fuck off newfg
>>614186548
I don't really care about the sap. But I would love for this sub-human scammer to starve.
>>614186496
lets give it a try then...
>>614186650
That has not been an acronym until recently. I would be just as likely to know it as a newfag.
>>614186569
Wraith King
8/10 thread, had some good keks
>>614186569
Whiskey Kidnapper
WHO FUCKING CUTS GRASS FOR THAT AMMOUNT OF MONEY?
>>614182382
It's a place were the kidnapp people and post live webcams of the killing and torturing people, it's also a place were people can bid money to torture
>>614187058
Hi. Welcome to the party.
>>614186897
Lol nice
>>614187290
Will you need any propane or propane accessories?
Tits or gtfo
>>614187290
top kek
>>614183917
> rent the third.
My fucking sides!
You sir are a legend
>>614188016
Thanks. But I mean, come on. I walked into gold on that one.
>>614182518
>Oh hello, Marion.
>mfw
>>614187058
Your momma
>>614185698
You're a fucking moron. You've given him all kinds of personal info. Sounds like he wants to guess a security question on one of your accounts
>>614189594
he gave him fake info you dodo bird
>>614189594
It's fake, for god's sake. He's reiterated that several times already.
Tell him you can settle everything over icecream
>>614190212
>>614190485
OP has provided forty keks this day.
>>614190709
Still radio silence from Marion.
How bout it? Do I start threatening to call the police on her?
>>614191389
i guess. might as well. since shes not playing ball anymore
>>614191389
No, get desperate and lonely on her.
Offer to pay for the ice cream. Tell her you really like her.
>>614191615
Bahahaha
Gotta go with this option
>>614191900
Still not responding
>>614193010
"Are you seeing anyone?"
Thread is kill, thank you based OP and Marion, 5/6/15, never forget.
>>614193120
Good option if you want to keep this going.
>>614193010
Send her your dick
>>614193010
Probably thread is kill yes. However I feel like >>614193213 is a good finisher.
>>614193010
Time to threaten police. Tell her that you tracked her down, blah blah blah.
>>614193557
Yeah, that's what I'm doing now
>>614193010
Say you'll refer some friends who are also interested in the deal
>>614194192
might as well send her, "plz respond"
>>614194192
That's about all you can do. She may not reply, but we'll see.
>>614188243
>mfw i don't own any kids
>>614194192
Chances are this is a cartel trying to wash their money. You threatening them was a bad fuckin idea OP. They are probably running your number as we speak. See you on LiveLeak OP...
>>614194892
Lol sure
Those cartels are always running text message scams
>>614186725
It's amazing, honestly
>>614195160
They are getting tech savvy
>>614195436
> tech savvy
> text messages
>>614195790
>pick one
Marion Dun' Goofd
