>>614138439
Sauce on that and I won't

>>614138439
tell me why you make the same fucking thread everyday

sage

i had to go to work at morning, but now im free so maybe

>>614138439
Because killing myself reeks of effort. I'ma just sit on my couch today and wait for nature to take its course.

>>614138439
kill urself
DO IT FAGGOT

I can't guarantee that I won't

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>>614138796
huh?

>>614138439
Cause I gotta take my girlfriend to work

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>>614138820
kewl.

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>>614139152
dats very nice of you

>>614138439
Because I have an expensive as fuck preorder waiting for me back in the containment area; once I'm done with these last missions, I'm headed home, /b/ros.

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>>614139415
what kind of missions?

i finally got the courage to get out of my house and go back to uni after a year off and enrolled into the corse i actually wanted to do. a huge step for me

Still gotta smoke some weed today

>>614138439
Cause I have a job and a great girlfriend.

Like I always say you can't jerk it to QVC if your dead

>>614139652
>expect lesbian sex
>see an ape fucking a plastic bag
>mfw

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>>614140401
surprise

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>>614139911
g'luck with your return bro.

>>614140241

Me too pal and its sunny

>>614140753
thanks anon, this was a huge moment for me

>>614139652
Taking on a mechanized infantry battalion this morning. Life is awesome. Javelin teams and Abrams for days.

>>614138439
The 'Tales of the Kin' series isn't finished being written yet. They're the only books I've ever loved. I need the third right fucking now.

>>614138439
Because I... Nothing, nothing is stopping me from killing myself other than the pure utter shame it'll bring on my family & my mother, when she dies I'll end it all.

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>>614141947
with a stick ?

Because my mission in life is to find OP and kill him to stop him from making this thread.

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>>614142565
yeah, that's a good idea.

>>614138439
cause dying is for faggots

>>614142439
Javelin is an anti-armor weapon system.

Because I don't have time for it

>>614138439
gm
i'm dreaming about fireballs
23. v-master

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>>614143386
learned something new.

Cos I love reading all the answers of this thread everyday OP <3

becaaaause, overpopulation will kill us anyway.

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>>614145342
kewl

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>>614138439

>>614138439
Because somebody will get us access to mycherrycrush. ...brazzers.. and evilangel...in this thread

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>>614145735
thats a pretty pussy .

hanging out with 2 girls, smoking weed and I have one more exam before Im finished with school for the summer

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>>614145873
Here's a better view

>>614138439

because I have an assignment due Friday, I'll have time to do it after then

Access to premium sites? Login: pass?

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>>614146060
good deal man. hope you get laid twice.

>>614146164
oh yeah and If i dont, ill still be high as shit so its a win win!

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>>614138439
Death sounds so boring. Even more boring than a life spent browsing shitchan/bae/

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>>614146161
All I have... whose got more

>>614138439
It's my birthday and I enjoy my life.

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>>614138439
if you suicide you can't into Valhalla
gotta wait for a worthy battle to die in

I want to kill someone else first.

>>614138439
Cuz I believe I have a girlfriend one day (She would be my first) and I will be no longer a virgin

>>614146406
said 95% of /b/ ever.

requires more effort than I feel like exerting

>>614147383
sauce pl0x
or name of this bimbo

>>614147383
I DEMAND SAUCE!!!

>>614147383
Whose the chic?..have sauce of whole vid?

>>614147383
Need whole vid of this little nymph

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>>614147751
>>614147696
>>614147703
I don't have sauce but I do have another

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>>614146341
>mfw i'm not on deployment cycle
>them feels

>>614138439

i just spent miserable hell at big university on a fucking intro computer science course and i'm worried about getting a C and then i check my community college i've earned 85 credits, two degrees and two certificates at and they offer it in the SUMMER, ONLINE and i'm about to get wasted enough to pass out, say "fuck you" to my last day of school--i'm still taking the final and will study hard over the weekend--and instead go to register this course and then get diatomaceous earth at a growing shop.

i was ready to die two days ago and last night i got fixed. if you want to die, just wait a minute and something might provide a solution. there is no free will in life, just a ride and it changes a lot. if you're going to kill yourself, you will. you probably won't. just wait.

Something epic has been planned for me and I don't want to miss it.

how old are you, just curious

>>614138439
cuz life's pretty cool

>see thread
>see anal .webms
>remember fiance had talked about how we haven't done anal in awhile

>>614147722
Salsa?

i want to live, even though life pretty much sucks right now.

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I'm this guy

>>614147888
Where you scoring these from.. I wanna see more of her

>>614148744
My women in pain folder

ha jokes on you

i am killing myself today

>>614138439
someone has to be around to kill YOU op

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>>614146341
this

>>614138439
>Great job
>Got good money
>15% mortgage left on my house at the age of 29
>Getting married in a few weeks
>Going on a month long holiday with my new wife after that
>After 3 and a half years of hard work went from 138.8 kg down to 80kgs and then swoled up to a point where i am extremely happy with my body.

Whats there not to love with my life. The thought of killing myself never comes to mind.

>>614147605
Do you think there is professionnal health coverage for that kind of injury ?

>>614142782
sause

>>614149596
you will learn in a few weeks

>>614148615
the fuck?!

>>614149596
You'll be divorced a month after you get married to realize she's a cheating whore

>>614150279
Is he eating corn?

>>614150376
Yes, yes he is

>>614150279 when seeing that one I always wonder how much she's paid, and it looks really low key.

there is pizza in my oven.

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>>614147888
Reverse image not finding this... anyone else have any luck.. want to know who this chic is

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>>614150279
lol at her face.

>>614152752
who dat?

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>>614152941
some hot girl in a sex gif.

>>614150376

>>614153647
woah. seems deadly.

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>>614138439
too tired.

>>614147605
> dat boobgrab

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>>614154208
looks like a fun room.

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>>614138439
new meme

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Because I found this book called Real Time Relationships, and I'm gonna go to therapy as soon as I can. I'm starting to get my shit together man, there is no quitting now!

>>614152752
sauce?

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>>614138911

SAUCE PLEASE!

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>>614155076
shrug.

>>614138439
because i have a full time job but i dont have to pay bills or for my own car so i can spend my money on whatever the fuck i want

>>614155184
Wow, she did not enjoy that one bit. What party pooper to leave the bed the second he comes.. She seems disgusted,

>>614147383
Still looking for sauce on this.. anyone have any luck

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>>614138911

I need sauce on this god damn it

>>614138439
so that i can pick up my freshly turbocharged GT86 from my tuner tomorrow and proceed to turn 9 sets of tires into smoke over the weekend

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>>614155995
who cares. longs as he got his.

>>614154696
Who's this?

>>614152752
Need to know the name of that girl...

I let slip to friend on IRC that I would actually and he called the cops on me.
I'll not be talking to him again.

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>>614138911

Sauce?

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>>614157636
on the other hand, you're friend did care enough about you, to try to prevent you from leaving this plane of existence.
He sounds like a good friend.

>>614145718
sad how bored they all look

>>614148591
sauce

>>614138439

Because my life is good in pretty much every way?

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>>614158080
maybe they do that every day, and are meh.

imgur.com/a/xwX2q

>>614147722
Sauce?

>>614156724
Would you enjoy having sex with a woman you have zero connection with? Probably even negative connection in the case of that webm.

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>>614160155
yes, b/c i can bust a nut w/o caring about the female vessel that facilitated it.

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I like my life. Though I do wish I had some family sometimes but that's ok.

>>614148000
There's nothing going on over there anymore you fucking boot. Stop talking out your ass about your "call eod" deployment.

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>>614161604
why no family ?

>>614147383
Well that looks kinda uncomfortable

>>614138439
Because I have to make dinner for my gf and then we are going to see Avengers then after get laid and play hearthstone in my boxers while she sleeps exhausted.

>>614138439
I have to pass finals mang. I will think about it after them.

>>614160774
But what about love?

Because im going to suck my first dick tomorrow. Might do after that though

>wanna try drugs before offing myself
>can't even get amphetamine
>wanna kill myself even more
>I'm not fucked up enough
>"maybe if I tried drugs 1st, maybe they'll kill me"

rinse and repeat

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>>614162472
kek at you have the stamina to exhaust your girl.
she needs more than 3 pumps.

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>>614162512
what about it ?

>>614161604
They are pretty manipulative and I'm always the one to blame, so I left. 6 years now, Only get a call when they want something.

>>614163099
>implying I don't masturbate 2-3 times a day and she can even make me cum

>>614162293
>>614163265
Qouted myself. Shieeeet

>>614138439
I have a duty to shitpost in every thread I visit.

No barkin from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freakin niggaz everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a nigga's direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day
Left my nigga's house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high bea

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>>614163265
not bad man.
how you doing on your own ?

>>614138439
Because I go to the types of parties your gif depicts.

>>614163206
Don't you crave for it?
I don't think love is compatible with seeing women as lifeless sexdolls.

Her name is Ларіса.

>>614163265
Why do you pick up the phone when they call?
You owe them nothing, my friend.

I'm probably in the process of leaving my family too, but I don't know yet because I'm too scared to talk about my feelings with them.

>>614163535
did you watch Boyz n the Hood recently?