What's a New Zealand?

t. Australian

>>614129824
u wot m8

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>>614129683
NZ Flag thread?
NZ flag thread

>>614129683
OP is a ponytail pulling faggot.

>>614129824
We are like your less loved little brother

shoutout to the drunk guy moving here thanks to /b/ well done man

>>614129683
Why do you faggots still use the English flag?

CHCH here

we live in a wasteland city isolated from the rest of the world with nothing to do and nothing to look forward to, and the people I am surrounded with are bunch of bogan loser idiots, maoris chinks sole's, and jandal rugby short wearing crusader enthusiasts downing export and tui. The rest are either old, straight edge, idiots, skaterfags and engineering students.

There's only 6 people in my fucking philosophy class for fucks sake. Everybody's too obsessed with the state controlled media, consumerism, debt, "da missus", or working 50 hour fucking weeks to actually grasp that their alive.

Hi friendz <3

tfw loneliness is overwhelming

>>614130155
iktf too well
uni?

>>614130135
chch here also, i agree with all your points, wanna hold each other?

>>614130135
whats wrong with engineering students :( what a bully

>>614130135
>lol Philosophy

I took that as an interest paper when I was doing a real degree.

Have fun wasting time.

>>614130225
hey that guy with a million pics of asian chicks is here

>>614130225
I genuinely love this guy

Do you exist?

>>614130241
Chch Polytech :/

>>614130225
Post something interesting.

>>614130225
fuck off
while your brainwashing attempts might work on the auckland housing market
your thinly veiled attempts at brainwashing me into loving gooks isnt working on me

>>614130305
I fucking hate that guy.

>>614130340
are there any social events on campus son?

>>614130294
>anon says he's taking a philosophy class
>other anon who took a philosophy class insults him for taking a philosophy class

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>based newbloods protesting to stay in the old thread
EVERY TIME

Anyone remember the name of that Cam Whore /b/ loves from NZ? The one with the massive fake tits.

>>614130403
he's got webms to make men's souls shake

he is based af

>>614130305
I'm not that guy I just have some webms

>>614130425
There are some, but i have crippling social anxiety, looking for someone to feel bad with :|

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>>614130491
want some more?

>>614130446
was there a second thread yesterday

>>614130521
yeah mayt

>>614130473
DONT YOU SEE ITS WORKING YOU HAVE FALLEN TO THE CURSE OF THE SLANT EYE
fuck this degenerate country im offing my self tonight

>>614130469
Sally Ridge

>>614130491
Can't you go be a faggot somewhere else?

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>>614130526
idk, i didn't post yesterday

Anyone from auckland?

Reporting In, for a bit.

Got an early start tomorrow

Any of you fuccbois going surfing this weekend?

>>614130521
ye

>>614130555
pics or didn't happen.

>>614130517
thats no way to feel good man
you gotta go and uncripple that anxiety
if you scared of grills i command you to go to a random club and get rejected 3 times to get used to it

>>614130555
Trips means he's gonna fuckin do it
RIP :(

>>614130555
Trips is a blood promise, you must kill self

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>>614129683

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqxmfmp6gU

>>614130654
I very much appreciate that anon, i will do something daring just for you <3

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>>614130585
no u

>>614130591
yeah you weren't there to help me before my test man wtf
you're here now though so its alg
are you the guy with the sweet music taste though?

Let the suicide doors up

>>614130603
what's good homie?

>>614130809
thats the one :)
soldier on, anon

>>614129959
that one's pretty fucking accurate

>>614130015
*slightly less racist little brother

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>>614130810

Any scarffags here?

>>614130855
Nothing, what are you doing on this fine evening

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>>614130952

Why are there so many NZ threads today?

>>614131073
Browsing 4chan, and not drinking.

You?

UoA master race reporting in

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>>614130554
>>614130631

>>614130819
word, my taste in music is based

add me if you want~

http://www.last.fm/user/muSSYK

>>614131106
Much better

>>614130954
Otago Uni?

>>614131187
UoA Science Master Race

Rotorua pleb race joining the party.

Are people just using 4chan to hookup with other loners?

>>614131200
lol those "yeah" replies though

ah you were the one who told me to get one, I'll do it over the weekends remind me to do so pls

>>614131329
engineering bois

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>>614131215
na

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one day I'm gon' marry a porn star

>>614131289

Yup

>>614131329

UoA Shrink Serf reporting

>>614131377
im hoping to find some other qt boy to give cuddles :3

so yes

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>>614131377
i'm not a loner

>>614130271
I'll join

>>614131400
>mfw not enough UCAS to get into eng
>mfw no face

>>614131435
What are you studying? Year?

>>614131400
engineering at uoa here, what year?

>>614131487
do it~

>>614131413
sounds like one hell of a life man :^)

>>614131536
Ughh yeah, hold me close bro

Just finished wanking. I'm getting so good at tossing my crumpled up jizz tissues into the toilet that I'm thinking I should take up basketball.

>>614131377
But that would mean we aren't loners in the first place
>tfw that actually sounds like something i'd do if i could

>>614131534

Psyc. And I'm a filthy fresher scum.

>>614131497
its alg son science is sweet

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Bedtime.

Night bros, will funpost tomorrow

>>614130135
>There's only 6 people in my fucking philosophy class
> for fucks sake. Everybody's too obsessed to actually grasp that their alive.
Philosophy
Be alive
Choose one

>>614131668
Gnite mayt

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>>614131668
gn~

*grabs boob*

>>614131648
thinkin of doing eng postgrad anyways because of my sweet maths and physics hookups

>>614131400
Is that Alasdair?

>>614131668
*kisses you on forehead*
gnite hun <3 x0x

>>614131668
nighty night

tfw brownie in the oven now
This is gonna kill me

>>614131582
are you qt?

>>614130403
>your thinly veiled attempts at brainwashing me into loving gooks
Not loving, lusting
Just saying

>>614131733
Nah, first year. Known as Ravi here

Any femanons posting/lurking?

>>614131712
saved, wish i had breasts

>>614131725
do it mayt

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>>614131480
>>614131413
>>614131408
>>614131200
>>614130591
>>614130521
>>614130446
>>614130225
all these women are far too slim and far "plastic" looking
you know what we do with plastic?

>>614131640
You in a hall? Or flatting?

just had an engineering test at UoA, feels good to be literal masterrace

>>614131775
Hi Ravi, my qt Indian brother ;3

>>614131766
Ginger female, so yeah def

>>614131137
Why would you not me drinking?!?
Nothing just in bed trying to find some good shit to read

>>614131802
femanon actively posting

>>614129959

>auckland flag

>>614131802
+Traps. Report in if traps

>>614131908
how's it goin mayt what do you do

>>614131882
ENGGEN 140? fellow first year friend? Ravi (not irl duh) says hi

Oh god this java documentation is useless.

Somebody kill me now, i dont want to go on

>>614131974
gtfo first years

>>614131974
yep, went well

>>614131835
Those thighs looked like they were gonna snap

>>614131937
i was aiming for boy, but im listening :) chch?

>>614131775
Ayy lmao if you meet alasdair brooks tell him to suck a sticky dick.
4mi bby

>>614132034
damnit

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>tfw you stopped fapping to fancams because you don't want to degrade these ksluts any further

>>614131871

In a hall. Not gonna tell you which one tho, mommy told me not to talk with creepy strangers on the internet.

>>614132049
ikr I was pleasantly surprised but what about tomorrow tho

>>614131958
Are you a regular?

>>614132098
yessir will do
what do you do

Another femanon reporting in

>>614132090
yeah mang

>>614132109
Bruh, sad as it may be, k pop is cheaper than going to a titty bar

>>614132124
yeah im not going to classes to hunker down for 111 haha

>>614132159
tots

>>614131974
Watching American dad, super bored. hbu?

>>614132190
>>614131958
how much wool do you have ?

>>614132196
pic? kik?

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>>614131835
i agree

but my waifu whom i have never posted is a literal goddess tho

>>614132119
Ok I'll guess. Do you sacrifice goats?

>>614132228
same man i hope it goes well good luck

>>614132174
I scaffold mate im in roto for family bizz. I live up paihia way.

>>614132252
shitposting and chatting with asian qt crush

>>614132323
you too, don't forget the + C

>>614132336
noice noice, having a good time man?

>>614132306
nah Mang, I'll be recognised

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who drunkposting and uploading webms of literal sluts here?

>>614132263
no wool at all unfortunately

>>614132317
Oh my god they should just make a softcore porno already I can't take it

>>614130582
Don't think she is who I am thinking of.

>>614132357
post qt crush :> i assumed you were gay lol

>>614132390
oh shit true that hahaha

ps: fuck probability for real though

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obligatory

>>614132398
kik then? super bored here

>>614132394
If i said Satan's asshole was quite a nice place to stay after staying here for a couple days i wouldn't be exaggerating

>>614132263
Im with the other she-lurker/poster

>>614132478
LOL why, is it cause Im Indian?

nah man, cant do that sorry im not gonna say she isnt attractive but its talking to her that makes me happy aye

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*where do you live?*

*do you live alone?*

>>614132494
that shit went over my head yeah, all G for integration though

how many people are actually in this thread, theres the korean lover, 2 confirmed grills, a couple of ChCh junkies how many others?

>>614132550
Damn man sounds rough, hope you get outta there in one piece aye keep cool bro

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last one

damn... stellar is really one slutty group

>>614132635
don't forget the UoA boyz

>>614132575
I dunno, the way you were talking last night :)

You're cool Ravi, i like you. Get your asian qt, you deserve it

>>614132635
ravi the first year engineering currymuncher reporting in

>>614132711
so no body from Massey here?

>>614132667
is that the same group with the "pour water over myself" chick

>>614132646
Nah im all good, my black six foot (half)brothers are here too

>>614132774
nah im onwe of the chicks, studying at natcol, wellington, but massey nxt year

>>614132635
webm and general porn funposter and ignored by women here checking in

>>614132790
>implying 6' is impressive

Its a strange experience being the only white one

>>614132743
aw ty so much man. are you the gay white qt from last time? (no offense if I got it wrong)

for real, no BS: genuinely made my day, you're a gc
makes me feel happy and appreciated and shit

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>>614132635
>korean lover
i like white girls, bro

Indians sometimes

Russians are nice too

how can you only feel attracted to a certain race?

>how many people are actually in this thread
28

It is around the koutu munckins

>>614132880
you're not hahaha

>>614132928
yeah he cant resist Ravi

>>614132861
fark mate are you literally me? i went to natcoll a couple years ago started uni this year.

>>614132866
why are you ignored?

>>614132790
awesome stuff son, try and have fun haha

>>614132999
prob bumugly maori features and smelly hair

>>614132955
My Bro there four different dads for four different brothers. My mother acquired a taste for pigeon meat after number three

>>614132928
yea i don't get how people are only attracted to one type of grill but im an AUSfag so what do i know

>>614132928
>Tfw on exchange to Germany and hooking up with a Korean qt

Its habbening

>>614132979
haha sweet. ill probably head into visual communications though. did u goto natcol welly?

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>>614132787
that's a different group that probably sucks CEO dick to get any stage time

>>614132999
Just posted something in the first thread about some girl. It was a bit of an exaggeration but ye

>>614132903
Thats me :3 np you're a cool guy

>>614133040
Go have a shower? Easy. I would never ignore someone for no reason

>>614133080
oh shit I didnt expect that

>>614133106
meh if i got my dick sucked by that qt she could own that stage for all i care (i wouldnt give it to her obv, id need more bjs)

>>614133095
yeah bro there was a good pie shop across the road, swear i packed on 5kg while at natcol because of that

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>>614133040
>>>/fa/
>>>/fit/
if you really wanted her, you would have her already

>>614133126
youre not too bad yourself mayt

Ah, thats awesome, its great to recognise someone in the thread

you regularly here?

>>614133116
Tell meeee

>>614132999
the dipshit's opening line was Do you have pubes? bahah

T FUCKING WALLS

Any CPIT fags here? i know some of you ICT outcasts must be here

>>614133323
Wat?

>>614133310
Hahaha omg ok dont ever ask a girl that

How many girls actually post in these threads??

>>614133310
Alpha as fuck man, dont ever let ANYONE tell you otherwise LOL

>>614133473
Like 2, I don't count the unconfirmed "im a grill btw" posts

>>614133329
you were fucking cheated

>>614133479
Mate i didnt ask if she had pubes, ewe arn't understanding my joke even if it is Baaaaahd

>>614133304
Saw girl, thought she was gorgeous, figured I didn't have a shot since only see her very infrequently, don't know her name etc. so told her thought she was gorgeous and left it at that. She said thanks, we continued not knowing each other. Not going to ask a girl out when I don't know her name and pretty rarely see her this year anyway.

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>>614133479
hahah epic since im one of the girls he asked

>>614133289
Yep im the annoying chch homo boy, generally attention seeking

>>614133591
wotm8

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>>614133667
sup, homie

>>614133630
But like, how is that being ignored I mean she obviously doesn't talk to strangers?

>>614133606
LOL shweet puns there mayt

nah man I gotcha

NIght /b/ros I'm off for a drive to Tok tomorrow.
Wish me luck

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>200 posts in 50 minutes
second thread is meant to be comfy :/

>>614133714
nuffin much, bored, lonely and horny..

hbu qt?

>>614133657
how'd it make you feel be 100% honest didnt it rock the living shit outta your world

>>614133758
Goodluck :D

sleep well x0x

>>614133473
Bf of DG here, she posts in the thread whenever she's at the computer and one is up

>>614133667
not annoying lol the annoying ones are the cunts trying to get all political up in this thread they need to chill out aye

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>>614133795
i was drinking earlier

now i'm postin'

>>614133509
How are Sue and Ian

>>614133758
Gnite and GLuck

>>614133812
nah just sounded like some ass shit from a college

>>614133851
Gonna post any pic tonight?

>>614133877
Where the bad bitches, where ya hidin'

>>614133851
Are you gonna deliver the D yet? :3

>>614133915
fugg

>>614133916
Depends if she's in the mood, she's baking at the moment

>>614133738
I abbreviated because it's boring and it's /b/.

>>614133968
No it's hairy :(

>>614133877
We should drink our sorrows away together sometime, no homo.. maybe a bit

>>614134018
theres literally nothing wrong with hair or size :}

tfw all your friends have gfs and you just sitting here on 4chun and doing shitty uni assignments

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>>614133991
need any icing?

:3

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Pre fast round 2.

>>614134107
SadLyfe (But how long will them gfs last though hehehe)

try and go out more mayt

>>614134135
hi bb

>>614134093
>>614134018
Hair is disgusting, I always shave

>>614134119
Can a young nigga get money anymore?

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>>614134135
namaste~

>>614134208
i shave my legs, but hair on other guys is sexy

>>614134158
i did once it was awful, prob doesnt help that im some kind of fat hybrid /g/entoo /v/irgin

Anyone in CHCH wanna meet up for shits and giggles? 22 / male / UC student

>>614134287
Hair on guys is attractive if it is groomed nicely

Auckland photographers
REPORT IN FAGS

also UoA compsci - half of you are retarded asian fobs anyway

>>614134287
if you're the gay guy, we need to get you a name mayt

For real? idk cause i have big ears so i grow out my hair a bit, then I realise that I cant shave cause that'd look stupid af

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>tfw almost hairless

starting to grow some hair above my belly and got a nice fade going as it works its way up

>>614134328
loosen up, take a couple drinks or something?
you need to learn to enjoy the company of others?
idk im just throwing ideas out there haha

>>614134185
I got distracted with battlefront ......
>>614134251
Hola

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>>614134383
i am smarter than you

>>614134424
Im Josh, i have longish hair on head, hairless everywhere else ;)

>>614134454
I swear you are well aware you tease me 3:

>>614134424
>we need to get you a name mayt
Why? That's not how it works here.

>>614134526
asian overlorde does compsci UoA confirmed :)

>>614134526
Angela Chang?

>>614134568
shit true

>>614134486
yeah nah your right, i been alone too long.
what do you prefer to drink?

>>614134568
this threads don't abide by 4chan rules, sovereign thread

Palmy checking in.

>>614134561
sweet as Josh, that's cool (and easy to remember haha)

>>614129683
NZ is just another state of Australia. So yea, stuff ur claim to be a country!

>>614134671
honestly hahaha I dont even drink
I dont drink, dont smoke, dont do drugs, just do dank maymays

all bs aside I dont, but I still love talking too much not to do it ahahah but i feel lonely real often

>>614134691
palmy bro's unite!

>>614134707
Ravi add me on steam bb

>>614134688
thats the one :)

>>614134782
lonely bros Unite!

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>tfw lost the will to meme