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I'm a divorced/recently single 30 year old dude. Have my own apartment. I'm a good looking guy.

I have a coworker who is flirting with me non stop. She texts me all night, sends me suggestive messages, photos at all hours of three night. We recently made a plan to hang out at my place and watch a movie. It has become increasingly obvious that she wants my cock inside her.

Here's the problem: she is married. She has been with this guy since high school, he is the only guy she had been with. They have a beautiful little girl together. She is almost exactly my age.

What the fuck do I do, b? Do I have her over and cream pie her on my couch, or do I politely decline her invitation for a "date" (her words)

I'm asking you /b/ros because I've been an anon since I was 23 and I know you guys will make the right call.

Pls halp
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cream her pusi. post pics after
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Brain says: walk away and leave it alone
/b/ says: stick it in her pooper
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>>614094500
Fuck....dubs have spoken. I know now what I must do....
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>>614094104
being a homewrecker is not worth getting easy pussy, seriously. enjoy living with the fact you were the tipping point that fucked their family up. that is a huge red flag for her. you should do her a favor and bring that fact up.

>if you are 30, decent looking, with some financial resources getting laid and moving on should be no issue whatsoever
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Leave it alone /b/ro
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>>614095062
I see what you are saying...

She is throwing the pussy at me though, if it weren't me, it would be some other dude.

Maybe I should just...not cream pie her in my apartment...

Damn.
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>>614095398
Fuck her with condom and question your morals
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>>614095398
w/e, enjoy the consequences you fucking amateur. why even solicit advice when your mind is made up? i laugh at your lack of foresight
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Wait she has a 30 years olds-ish daughter? So shes what like 50?
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>>614094104
Friend her on facebook and masturbate to her photos. Print out her picture, and cum on her picture, and then take a photo of your cum covered penis and photo. Find her grandmothers grave and put the photo on her grandmothers grave and cum on it, also going to need a photo of it. Then print out a picture of her daughter and cum on that photo. Then create a new thread and post the results.
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>>614095661
Bro, my name is not Chris.
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Do her in front of her husband
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>>614095661
wait, it takes a crane to remove the photo from the grave
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>>614094104
Why do you care? Her personal life isn't any of your business. If you don't want dip your tip in that, just tell her to stop talking to her.

You already got her this far knowing what you do, why do you care now?
Ouh yeah, because you're recently singled/new divorced and still long for intimacy, allowing it to fuck up your judgements.

GL OP.
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>>614094104
If it isn't you, it'll just be someone else.
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>>614095661
Chris approves
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just fuck her but dont expect anything more than that from her because if she is willing to do it to him, she will at some point do it to you. just set some boundaries and keep it friendly
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>>614094104
do a 360 and walk away OP
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>>614094104
Not worth it anon. Unless you think something more will come from it. A 1 time bang aint worth it.
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>>614095588
Perhaps you did not read my reply correctly and cannot see that the guilt is in fact a major factor in my decision. I value your input.
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"Good looking guy" ....faggot
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>>614095626
What? No...her daughter is like 3...she is 30.
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>>614094104
Decline, if what you say about yourself is true then youll have no problem scoring pussy without having to fuck some guys wife.
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>>614094104
Eh, your call, OP.

It could get ugly but for all you know, her husband could be a cuck and is putting her up to it.

Isn't enough info to tell, honestly OP.

I mean, worst case ontario, husband kills you.
Best case ontario, you get laid.

Make your choice
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>>614096446
10/10 best reply I've ever recieved
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>>614096357
Fuck a younger chick. If you're so well off and good looking enough there's plenty of 20/21 year olds to get with.
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She wants to bang and has very little regard for her kids future or her husband. You are basically going to be her excuse to bail and shit will follow you at work

Let some one else take this one. The shitstorm to follow isn't worth some lukewarm pussy
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>>614094104
<- this
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>>614095062
If not with Anon, then with someone else. He's not wrecking her relationship. She is. He might as well get his end off in the process.

>>614094104
>I have a coworker who is flirting with me non stop

That's where you should stop. Don't shit where you eat.
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>>614096779
Bro I fucking kekked, thank you, I needed this
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>>614094104
Do the right thing, dude. Turn her down. There's always more pussy out there.

Besides, if she's willing to cheat with you, she may have done it before, and might give you the clap.
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>>614094104
Post pics of this coworker please
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Okay OP, first and foremost you're a faggot.
Secondly, she's your coworker. Don't dip your pen in company ink. That's the dumbest fucking idea in the world.
Thirdly, why go through the drama? She's 30. This isn't a hump and dump bro. This is a hump with consequences. A hump that you don't walk away from clean. Shit will come back to haunt you.

Leave it alone you silly butt fucker.
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>>614094104
Late 30s anon here.

Never shit where you eat, OP. This bitch will bring you drama and you don't need that. Job over de pussi.

You're an adult ffs. You shold know how to protect your lifestyle and job via layers of seperation.

If you tap her ass then you probably eat right after whipping your ass without washing your hands. Enjoy your cross contamination
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>>614095398
nah man, don't touch that; gotta be better than this...
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She is basically saying "let's dip out of work early so we can fuck and I can go home to my family like nothing happened
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>>614094104
Don’t go there men, I smell nothing but trouble. Never fuck a married girl unless you won’t see her again.
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Consequences will never be the same, OP.
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>>614097466
If you do this you better have some iron clad Fucking blackmail pictures during your ill fated escapade To rely on so you can cover your ass
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Btw tell her husband. You'd want someone to do the same for you.
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>>614094104
1. Don't be a dick.
2. Would you want the same done to you if you were the husband?
3. Do you potentially want to be the cause of a little girl growing up without a parent or at least from a broken home?
4. The fuck is so not worth the baggage.
5. Hundreds of millions of other women on the planet.
6. Don't be a dick.
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>>614097466
Depends on how much the job is worth. If it's a good job, don't - shit will spill eventually and you'll get a reputation. If it's not a good job - do it and who cares if you get a reputation.

I'm not going to try and argue from her families point of view, who fucking cares about some cuck and his bitch daughter.
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>>614097466
Show us this coworker, OP. We need to see if she's worth it, then we'll tell you.
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>>614098096
Since when was every fucking one pathetic cuck fags?
Just fuck her OP don't listen to these faggots.
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>>614095893
no one else got it except me and you
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Fuck the bitch and then kick her ass to the curb. She isn't looking for a relationship, she wants some dick. Give it to her, she'll make you her booty call, and you get a steady supply of poontang.

Plus, if you hit right, she'll tell others. Then you got all them bitches beating down the door.
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>>614097801
I agree on this
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>>614098257
Don't be like this fag OP, nigga probably got a shitty Mc Donald's job.
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>>614096446
>It could get ugly but for all you know, her husband could be a cuck and is putting her up to it.
>two birds stoned at once.
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>>614098725
Kek are we stooping this low implying I even have to work a 9-5 you nigger.
How's walmart treating you?
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>>614098257
>says the morally bankrupt immature lil faggot who hangs out on /b all day with no real life
consequences
real world
not just computer world
look into it sometime when you crawl out of your parent's basement
we all get that you are incapable of looking at yourself in the mirror but apparently you think we should all come down to your level to make you feel better about yourself
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>>614098257
look at you, learning a new word.

This has to do with common sense. Bitch wants his dick. bitch works with him and is already proving to be a lying whore. That's radioactive right theRe unless she wants to get her kid gobbling your knob as well.

If the bitch is worth more than the comfort of your current lifestyle , then fine. If not, then go hit up some wide eyed fresh outa highschool womanchild that just discovered 50 shades of grey and has a fetlife profile and lives 100 miles away.
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>>614095062
though i morally object, if you really want to blow your load in her nothing we say is going to stop you.

objectively, however, hooking up with people you work with is a huge liability. especially in this context. what if husbo finds out and starts shit at your place of income?
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Dude, you just finished with drama (Divorce) why add new drama? Besides, there is no reason for you to bang anyone at work, that's just stupid. Besides, something is wrong with that chick, she's got issues whatever they are and you don't to be dealing with a skank like that.

Remember there is a ton of great pussy out there some divorced, some single just enjoy it and don't rush into anything, you'll find what you are looking for as you date different women. Besides not only is it a waste of time to be banging a married chick, it could also be dangerous. No shit.
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>>614097466
Do it dude
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>>614094104
I'd set up a hidden cam to record the encounter. Bitches who cheat can be fun when cheating with you, but some can also be crazy (and complete cunts who will claim you drugged and raped her to "save" her marriage).
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OP listen to me.

right now your self esteem is so low that you will take an offer like this. you don't need this. you can do better bro.

i believe you and you are a superstar.
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>>614094104
fuck that cuck, nut in his bitch and send her on her way
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Don't do it man
I recommend you tell your HR department first if there is a "no relationship" policy set for you guys.
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>>614095398
The real downside here is she works with you, not that she's married. Her marriage is her problem. Your problem is having to see that whore around you at work, where she can get on your case, accuse you of harassment, and just make your work day miserable. Also, careful you preggers her, because then the shit will really hit the fan. I'd walk away. Not because she's married (I've fucked at least 5 married women, most of which continue to be happily married - women are amazing at infidelity). Just because you work with her.
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>>614099619
Dude don't do it, you can end up being trapped
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>>614094104
If she's looking to cheat she's going to fuck around on him either way.

May as well be with you.
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>>614094104
Fuck her right in the pussy.

>if it wasn't you she'd probably end up cheating with someone else
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plot twist: she wants you for her gay husband
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>>614099619
this
/thread
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>>614099873
actually, plot twist: she thinks you'll say yes to a mmf threesome
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>>614095062
>implying this disloyal cheating whore will see the logic and not just tell everyone at work and probably her husband that he raped her
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>>614096835
>>614099818
the truth
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>>614094104
>I'm asking you /b/ros because I've been an anon since I was 23

>I know you guys will make the right call


Pick one
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>>614097099
We can do you a favor and expo her to her husband by giving us some randomish pics she has sent. Or just tell her to back off or you'll tell and I hope you have your stash of pics and texts to prove who said what, because she could turn the story on you at any moment if she feels like shit is going to come down on her. Fuck you up at work and pretend to be the victim.
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>>614094104
BSically she gonna cheat either way
As long as u ain't mates with the husband and it agrees with your own moral compass, why not?
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>>614099722
he can handle it. pressure makes diamonds
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>>614094104
Well... if shes going to cheat it mine as well be with you? i mean she's gonna do it anyways if shes doing this shit with you.

Fuck her.
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You should totally buy her a cream pie. Coconut is good.
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>>614097801
Precisely. And even with your bag of proof, shit will still stick you at work regardless.
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Do It Op I believe in you. fuck her at work so you both have something to loose
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>>614098096
>1. Don't be a dick. = wrong
>2. Would you want the same done to you if you were the husband? = 50% on this
>3. Do you potentially want to be the cause of a little girl growing up without a parent or at least from a broken home? WRONG
>4. The fuck is so not worth the baggage. TRUE
>5. Hundreds of millions of other women on the planet. IRRELEVANT
>6. Don't be a dick. WRONG

Just don't be stupid and get involved in something that is going to fuck your job up. The rest is bullshit.
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>>614098466
Your fantasy world fueled by unrealistic porn must be fascinating to live in
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>>614095062

check this faggot out

go for it op. lay that pipe.
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Take pictures at work and make thread
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dont do it man... or you'll lose respect for the guy you see in the mirror. trust me.
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>>614101148
As he haven't already in the divorce
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>>614099619
This x 1000
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>>614100912
Yeah what he said forget all those feeling, and fuck her because you're an animal
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>>614094104
stale pasta is paste
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Have done this and it ended exactly as the suggestions. There marriage breakup, mine almost finding out. Drama drama drama.

Wasn't even a good fuck
Not wurf
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karma mother fucker. plus dude might fuck your face up then when you finally scrape some homely skank with your last 5 teeth and bent up nose ... and get that fat bitch ... she will cheat on you. come on obviously
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been there before. she was married with 2 kids, and I had a gf at the time.

I took the plunge and slept with her. She left her husband and I left my gf. Been together for 2 years now.

my advice - only sleep with her if you see yourself staying with her
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tell her you'll only do it if she bring her daughters dirty underwear with her... make her lick the crotch and tell you it tastes so good... record it... send to her husband... you get your dick wet, husband gets the kid, woman kills herself... best all around solution
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>>614094104
fuck her but take video/pics then send it to her husband saying you're sorry but he had to know his wife was a cheating whore
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>>614097466
we obviously need a picture of her to make a serious decision here
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>>614094104
You're a cool dude OP. Don't do it. It'll be awkward because you work with her.
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>>614098096
The fact that she wants OP's dick just shows how trustworthy and loyal this bitch is. Like others have said, if it's a good job don't risk it, if it isn't, go for it.
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>>614094104
Fuck me instead? I'm not married.
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The finer she is the more likely you are to get your ass beat. The good looks you think you have will not help you vs jealous/enraged husband. You could literally die. For her to even put this shit decision on you, fuck her off as hard as possible. Cunt.
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>>614104326
Marry me instead ? I'm not married
> fixed that for ya
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>>614094104
You probably shouldn't do it OP.
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>>614101654
>stale pasta

Google it....I'll wait.
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>>614104745
Do not want marriage.
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>>614095398
so let it be some other dude.

friend zone her ass, save yourself work drama, husband drama, moral drama, and your fucking sanity.
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>>614104326
Hi, OP here. You may remember me from such threads as this one.

Let's do this.
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Please kill yourself fucking faggot I hope you die a hopeless and miserable death. Leave her the fuck alone and don't ruin that guys life
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https://www.google.com/#q=jealous+husband+kills

thread is done.
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You need to ask yourselfWhat are you looking for right now? If you would feel guilty about it don't do it. Keep in mind if she just wants a cock she will get it somewhere.
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>>614094104

She will fuck someone eventually
might as well be you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xjr2hnOHiM
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>>614094104

Fucking do it, only a pussy would say no.

But be safe :)
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OP here - Plot twist...we both work for the US government and pretty much...can't be fired. If drama happens we get transferred, that's really all that happens.

Been working here for years and nobody has ever been fired.
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>>614094104
Probably too late to step back... if she is a crazy bitch and you refuse her the D after according to "date", everything could happen
Accuse of harassement, confession to husband... everything...
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>>614094104
Don't be a pussy. Fuck her. Don't listen to these beta fags. It's not your fault that dude isn't keeping his bitch fucked right so she won't stray. Jesus bro just fuck her.
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"that's really all that happens" only.. on Earth you get fucked up for homewrecking/wife-stealing. Maybe both of you. That's war. Your life you decide. post all bait pics now cuz that cunt is bait.
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>>614096083
This anon has got it.
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>>614095626
half of you people have the reading skills of a Kindergartener. I worry about our future. Get a grip.
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>>614105692
He's not fucking it up, she is. Wtf the man is single he can fuck himself with a dildo nd let the neighbors hear him wail. It's his life.

OP might want to hold off because the coworker situation though. It can go 3 ways - he declines and she either find dick elsewhere or gives up. Sounds like she's thinking of leaving though.

Other 2 options she comes over, they fuck and either she's cool and back to situation 1, maybe they get together or some weird shit, or OP gets option 3 - bitch is crazy and obviously wants to fuck/cheat, meaning she doesn't give a flying FUCK about cause/effect: you risk her trying to blame you for home wrecking, could lose your job, get the ire of your coworkers etc.

I love crazy pussy but OP keep the crazies outside work. There's so many woman out there.

Personally I'd invite her as I'm thirsty - just enjoy the company, get some beers, and see how desperate for your dick she'll get. If she earns it, go big and creampie, up the ante. Go big or go home.
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Find out if her husband is a cuck. Maybe he wants you to fuck her. If so, you're golden.
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100% chance your ass is grass. for her it's more like 50%. Even poindexters can run you over with a hyundai. Run from the cunt or run from the hyundai.
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>>614098037
worst advice ever. wtf.
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>>614096689
This, OP. You're in your prime. She's too old for you.
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so you fuck her right, then she says DO WHAT I SAY OR I TELL MY HUSBAND. haha c ya fucker your ass got played. nice tooth.
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>>614107642
Thissss OP. Fuck imagine getting to free fuck that chick, blow your load and have this dude take care of her and enjoy it while you get to be single.

Live the dream
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>>614095062
HAHAHAH BETA FAG


NOBODY CARES< THE WIFE IS A SLUT AND SHE IS FLIRTING WITH OP AND IT SOMEHOW NOW IS OP's FAULT?


THIS IS WHAT FEMINISM IS GUYS, FUCK THESE BETA WHITE KNIGHT SJW FAGS


JUST FUCK HER OP WHO CARES
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>All these people giving a fuck about some unknown married couple with their stupid kid


I wouldnt care about this shitty family if they were burned alive


Just fuck her, kill the kid and the father later


Peace out
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>>614107969
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>Giving a fuck about some beta guy with a daughter


Hahahahhahahahahahaahah
This is why you are all virgin fucks, what the fuck is he gonna do? Murder OP?

That wife is obviously a slut with the brain of a child, because she is a cheater


Fuck her, take pics, send the pics to the father and the teachers at the kids school for epic lulz

I bet you guys are too pussy for that
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>>614107642
>>614108020
And you! You should fucking kill yourself


"hurr durr le cuck meme"


KKill yourself you goddamn beta virgin fags
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>>614108299

So edgy. So brave.
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>>614108661
Do you know where you are m8?


This is not even edgy, im not even trying to be edgy or do I know how its supposed to be

It is the truth however, OP fucking wants to fuck her too otherwise he wouldnt come here to ask us


Who cares about that father and that shitty kid? Do you know them? Are they your blood? No.

Fuck them right, who seriously gives a fuck about shitty family's. its all pain anyway
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>>614108020
I'd rather my wife brought home someone from work to cream her at our place, instead of her just coming home freshly fucked.
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OP here, drunk and bumping with some cumshot fakes I did earlier today
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>>614094104
do it
have a greentext story to prove it
>be me
>be 30 also
>meet a chick on tinder
>has a kid
>is married
>i say fuck it cuz im alpha as fuk
>go over to her house one night
>hubby at work, kid asleep in his room
>we fuck for hours
>her hubby calls from work
>i tell her to blow me while she talks to him
>she does it
>i blow a load right on her couch
>leave
>she texts and calls constantly for about a week
>i ignore
>tell all my friends
>some give me high fives some tell me im a piece of shit
>smirking thinking about it right now
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Okay, /b/ros....here's the plan.

I'm gonna have her over.
I'm going to have a hidden camera running.
I'm gonna jerk off around lunchtime before she gets here so I'm not thinking with my dick
If she is desperate to get fucked, I will let her know that I don't approve of her cheating on her husband but its really none of my business
I'm gonna let her know that theres no chance of a relationship between us and if she wants to have sex as two consenting adults then I am willing to oblige

and then I'm going to wreck her pussy like Paul Walker was driving it
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>>614109855
Ok.
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>>614109855
Good plan but Paul walker was the passenger
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>>614110122
fuck

well there goes my idea
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>>614095893
top kek
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>>614109855
just fuck her
she knows what she is doing
dont be a beta
you might get a fuckbuddy out of it
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>>614110122
Paul and her have something in common
They're in the rides of their lives
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>>614094104
Hmm..

Honestly dude.. Fuck that noise. I got involved with a married chick at a young age and all it got me was a bunch of crap. The pussy ain't worth it when she starts dragging you down with her. Also, if she'll fuck you, she'll fuck other men. It happened to me, and I urge you not to make the same mistake.
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>>614110701
obviously you made the mistake of getting involved with the bitch.
fucking =/= relationship
typical beta mistake
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>>614110701
Why the hell should op worry about who she fucks? He's just going to plow her, not marry her.
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She's married so you shouldn't and it will end up awkward at work. I promise you.
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Decline. If you are asking for an answer here, it's because some part of you knows that don't worth it.
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Save their marriage and family, or regret it forever. Come on OP don't be dumb
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>>614110122
op is doomed.
and keep your fucking disapproval to yourself.
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>>614094104
Don't be the one that will make this family explode.

Confront her. You're 30, not 15. Tell her you "like" her, but you won't make a move with a married woman.

See what she says. Maybe she'll clarify the situation. Maybe she's divorcing and will soon be available. If not, don't be the guy that will ruin this family.
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>>614094104
If I were in your position OP I would just fuck her. I'm also a morally dubious drug dealer, so perhaps my advice isn't necessarily the best. As a fellow anon I want to see you fuck this bitch, because we're /b/ros. Love ya man, hit it for me once.
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>>614094104
> the right call
kek
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>>614096446
Heh I live in ontario
I well use this pun forever
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>>614094104
Fuck her, but make sure it's on the low. Make sure she knows to just be in it for the thrill, and not the love. Then you can have an adventurous fuck partner.
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>>614094104
Do you think you can take her husband on if he were to find out? And if you can take him on physically, how well? Well enough he knows it and will grab a gun or just barely and he'll fisticuffs? If he's grabbing a gun dont do it but if your willing to fight him then by all means do it, not your life you're ruining, just rememeber you're a piece of shit for it, but Id totally cremé pie the shit out of that
She endeds up pregnant she isnt gonna tell her husband and baby daddy that its not his
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>>614094104
Don't do it. It's a shitty thing to do and if you ever get cheated on or have you know it sucks.

She'll eventually probably fuck some other dude but don't let that shit be on your conscious. And if you have the balls then let the husband know what's happening so he can gtfo.
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>>614094104

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqxmfmp6gU
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>>614094104
Don't do it..
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>>614111730
You haven't considered that spicing up her sex life might actually keep her together with her husband, have you?
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>>614112436
You haven't considered fucking their kids might spice up their marriage either have you? Dumbass.
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>>614111431
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stop being a pussy and bang her
its her problem shes married, not yours
you of all people know marriages dont work out
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>>614112563
Good point. I must try that in the future.
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>>614112436
Husband may be aware ??? Could be a cuck thing
either way you should bury your cock in her
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Do whatever scares you the most.
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>>614098466
Not an unreal fantasy if you know how to tap it right, I get girls sometimes just cause they heard it through the grape vine
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>>614094104

Hey bro, just thought i'd share my input on this. I don't know how old you are or whatever but i was engaged to this woman and she cheated on me. Thank god she did, because i avoided a marriage/kids/bullshit like that, but it literally eats me apart every day. Everyone here will call it cuckold or whatever bullshit and hey it might be, but at the end of the day YOU are going to have to live with the fact that you fucked some slut who means the world to another dude. You can say it means nothing to you (and it very well might), but it will come back to haunt you in one way or another. I know for a fact that if i ever see that fucker i'm going to jump on him and beat him to a pulp without any words spoken - i'm either leaving in the hospital or in a police car due to assault. I wouldn't want anyone else to be on the other side of that because the level of rage this type of action inspires is indesribable. If this guy knew how much I wanted to rip his throat out he would be terrified to walk out of his front door. I wouldn't want anyone else to be on the other side of that.

Alternatively, if the guy is unlikely to do anything, you're still kind of a piece of shit for wrecking a family like that. Kids are some serious shit man. You know that deep down or you wouldnt' even ask this here.
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>>614112901
True that. Don't be a pussy OP. You played it safe with a marriage for way too long, time to wyle out.
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>>614094104
If it was just her and her husband, I'd prolly say, send your little fella deep sea diving down Vagina Trench.
Since they have a kid, don't be the one to ruin her life.
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>>614102244
Duble dubs speaks the truth
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whatever you do dont fuck with blakc people they will play the victim complex for 5-10 years and then kill you like gentleman
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>>614095062
If she is just throwing sex at you then if it isn't you it will be someone else next, the thing is be prepared for some kind of repercussion
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>>614094104
How about you tell her husband,don't be a cunt?
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Get up in there anon don't be a bitch
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>>614094104
walk away, you don't want to be the cause of a total shit storm. that'll suck for their daughter.
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>>614116544
the kid's three, she'll get over it.
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do a 360 and walk away
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>>614094104
I'mma come out and say - don't "politely decline."

Either go for it or tell the husband. You're either gonna straight paladin this, as white knight as it gets, or you're not. No pussying around where you don't get laid but you still leave her situation as a ticking time bomb for her family.

In all likelihood, this isn't about you. You're probably not special enough that your "polite refusal" will transform her marriage into a healthy one.
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>>614102814
Amazing tits but that bra looks fucking nasty dirty.

Would still fuck though.

OP, fuck her. Is she hot? She's married. She's safe.
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>>61409780
fer sure
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>>614116012
This this this this this this this this this this.
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>>614118063
being this new...
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It's too late to say no, anon.

You should have dissuaded her from pursuing you right from the beginning. Now that you have replied to her early morning texts, you can't back out now or you'll become a social pariah at work.

Every women in your office knows about what's going on between you to. She has used her voice to make her own thread just like this one in the ladies bathroom at your office.

Fuck her and fuck her well. THEN stop returning her phone calls.
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>>614094104
Tell a bro she a ho

That's what I did and got free weed and liquor and am allowed to fuck her now

So be a moral fag and get free stuff
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If you accept, you're a cuck as much as the husband. Also, this shit is too risky and there's a kid in the picture. Women are fucking disgusting.
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>>614108299
dat edge
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>>614094104
>he is the only guy she had been with.

are you really this fucking stupid?
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>>614109269
I just came by to remark on this 11/10 and wish it was mycum on her face and sigh over and overa gain at such perfection.
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>>614118580
They really do talk about everything in the bathroom, don't they?

Do they ever just go there to pee?
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>>614119046
I wish it was my girlfriend and your cum.
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>>614119386
..... okay whatever floatsyour boat.
I prefer romance but I'mnot gettin no lovins so.

Though if youw ere actually female that would be REALhot.
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>>614105514
Haha. Ok. I'm surprised this thread is still alive. Let's do this now.
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>>614099243
So much this. Is this whore worth losing your check over? You know that thing that fucking houses and feeds you. Just jack off and go to sleep or hire a hooker.
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