Goddamn you're a fucking retard.

>>613990548

Are you the guy with the little dick who was sticking locks and q-tips and stuff like that in your skin bridge?

If so, how's it going?

Your skin bridge is on the side of your dick? No fucking wonder you wanted to cut that shit off. What the fuck, dude.

>>613990548
cut that shit off m9

Disinfect it with lemon juice

>>613990892
Or a genius?

>>613991173
this

>>613990548
I've got like a dangly bit of skin on the underside of my little penis left from when i was circumcised as a child. every now and then i get the urge to take a scalpel to it and cut it off. this thread has just put me off.

>>613990548
>that shit is expensive and my healthcare didn't cover it

Enjoy paying for your infected dick retard

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mfw muricunts have no health care

>>613991603
>Enjoy paying for your infected dick retard
Did your arm get infected the last time you got cut from bumping into something sharp? Did your finger get infected the last time your cat clawed you and you bled a little bit? No. Your brain got infected though when you were born, sadly doctors couldn't do anything short of beating you over the head with a knee-bonker and killing retards isn't the most accepted thing in our society. I'll be praying for you.

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OP here. Update the bleeding stopped. I am gonna bandage it and OFC I used rubbing alcohol on everything so I am not worried about infection. Just dunno if I can go to my doctor and get away with a lie like, oh it broke on its own while masturbating or some shit like that...

Or just leave it like this who knows.

Don't think I've ever had a skin bridge

>>613992325
It'll heal up fine, looks like, it just.. It'll look probably weirder than the skin bridge. The top one looks like it'll scab.

finish the job and deal with the pain, then just keep that shit clean until it scabs

>>613992101
You fucking moron

>>613992325
seems like nothing wrong to me

>>613992325
just say you got it stuck in your zipper

>>613991603
Lol non-scandinavian spotted. Scandinavia masterrace.

>>613992325
You did good, OP. It looks like it will heal normally.

>>613992325
you better hope the scars are not bad. It will look like you have an STD

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>>613992783

>>613990548

the fuck is a skin bridge?

>>613992523
Am I? Cause, like, you don't seem to know how infection works. Unless your just some filthy slob who never cleans themselves and getting the smallest little prick is life threatening.

>>613992783
I did that once. I wouldn't masturbate to the memory

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>>613990548

>>613990548
mine just ripped first time had anal with gj.
the stories were true.. it was tight,
also, yes hurt like sonsabitch, waited it out, healed. all good now man
(this was ~2 years ago)

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Should I cut mine?

>>613990548
timestamp. and then go to a doctor. but first timestamp.

>>613993134
one of the many downsides of circumcision

>>613991173
Rubbing alcohol is better.

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>>613993099

OP here again, I am not worried about scaring. I got this shit on the other side. Goddamn my parents for doing this to me...

>>613990548
>>613993497
What's up with all these deformed dicks?

Your frenulum isn't meant to be there - did the jews mess you up that badly?

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Get a Jew to finish the job, OP. He'll even give you a complimentary blowjob.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTxD6l-8ppw

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>>613992325
Your dick looks like you've abused it to much. Use more lotion.

>>613993744
well now you can stick half of a qtip on either side as a dick costume

also goddamn your doctor fucked that up bad

>>613993887
MODS MODS MODS

>>613993887
REPORTED AND HIDDEN

>>613993887
that shit is absolutely degenerated, wtf

>>613993887
SDOM SDOM SDOM

>>613993990
MBP =/= CP

>>613993887
MODS
MODS
MODS
MODS

>>613993887
#babiesdontfeelpain

>>613994107
Whatever helps you sleep at night, pedo scum.

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>>613993887
Kabbalah Embraces Evil
http://henrymakow.com/2013/07/cabala-embraces-evil-equates.html

Barry Chamish - The Sabbatean-Frankists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqsuK8B7b4g

Sabbatai Sevi: the Satanic Messiah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9TxB8dDV8k

Kabbalah, Marranos, Templars, and Sabbateans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-6e5ZldNnM

The Satanic Cult That Rules the World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNk9o1_N57U

The Satanic Law of Reversal: Sabbatai Sevi and Jacob Frank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVR91ZDLS1A

Kabbalah and Satanic Possession
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ROMM_L_yCg

Why Kabbalists Want to do Evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAYQzpiIlSM

The Sabbatean-Frankist Roots of Communism, Nazism and Cultural Marxism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWu6tD7OkMA

Satanists, Sabbateans and the Illuminati
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8JAp8aE1po

The Kabbalah is Satanic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIzQRbUhjDo

Evil Kabbalah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsMiLfxX3-A

The Burning of the Talmud by the Sabbatean-Frankists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUExCX_yXIY

>>613993887
99% of jews don't do that

>>613992490
that only happens when you're getting circumcised by a retard

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>>613993577

>>613994295
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU2Sr1l4Ifw

>>613993497
The fuck? Thats the skin bridge? I was cut and I don't have that. You guys need to have a chat with the doctor that fucked up a circumcision

>>613994295
1% of jews rule the world

>>613994313
I'm honestly really glad I was circumcised. Uncut just looks gross to me. I'd hate to subject girls to that. No offense to any uncuts around.

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>>613990548
Take a sharp knife & slice dick off. Just when u thought it was safe 2 come back to /b/.

>>613993497

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN HAVE ONE!? I never had one.

why would you do this ?

i dont get it

>>613994462
>look gross
>no offense
the only way cut people can deal with their mutilation is to insult intact people.

>>613994265
>being this paranoid

>>613994360
>implying what I said still isn't true
Most jews don't do everything it says in the torah, just like most christians don't do everything it says in the bible.

>>613993887
>mfw 99% of /b/ hasn't been blown in years

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finish the job fuck nuts.
Also go to the store and get some orajel or something to numb it even momentarily.
And for FUCK sake get some sterile gaze.

>>613994659
no shit faggot

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>>613990548
>in the united states of cuckold people mangle their own dicks to please the jews
>so much so that "skin bridges", keratinized skin and discoloring are all considered normal

absolutely disgusting

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>>613993887
>uncut
>mfw

>>613994624
I'm not insulting uncuts, silly bitch. I could just reply to you with "the only way uncut people can deal with their disgustingness is to insult intact people" i.e. mutilation. But nah. If you knew what sarcasm was, or maybe a joke, you would've gotten it. But it's /b/, what did I expect?

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>>613993887

Oy vey.

>>613994368
> I was cut and I don't have that

only cut people have that. it's a side effect of circumcision.

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>>613993887
>this is legal

>>613994945
The US circumcise because Christians didn't want their kids to jerk off.

top tier /b/ thread. This is what this board is for.

>>613995232
that's what they want you to believe.

>>613994265
Barry Chamish is a fucking lolcow, m8.

>>613995154
actually you can get one if you are intact.
i am not cut and i had one until i was 14 or something.
i just pulled at it over days and eventually it detached.

>>613995154
>it's a side effect of circumcision
That's true but most cut guys still don't have it

>>613995232
>jew detected

>>613995232
I'm partially circumsized and I masturbate like my life depends on it.

>>613990548
Have your mom kiss it better

>>613993887
>uncut version

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>>613995351
Silly me I forgot

>>613995424
thats why its not only stupid to circumcise your kid its fucking retarted.

>>613995642
See:
>>613994265

>>613995420
So stating facts makes me a jew? Ok then shalom I guess

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>>613993887
>mfw you think it's OK to post this shit here

>>613995424
Circumcision: a total failure in every respect.

>>613995698
I had to be though because of phimosis

All you guys are arguing about Jews...

My parents are fucking Roman Catholic. Not sure why they got me cut....

>>613996011
when were you cut because of the phimosis?

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>>613993497

BRANDON?

>>613996281
as a child sometime. Don't remember when exactly.

>>613996444
Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman™, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

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Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on /b/, it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.

well OP

my dick looks way worse, the whole foreskin is connected to the head of my dick, only like a centimetre of the head is out

>>613992325
>being so much of a bitch you lie to your doctor.

just tell him you got sick of it and cut it and didn't feel like being gouged by hospital bills. what the fuck is he gonna do? be slightly disappointed?

>>613993887
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ON YOUTUBE???

>>613993151
Well if you take a kid who never minded getting dirty and a kid who pretty much lived in a bubble, guess which one is more likely to need the hospital for the flu.

>>613996612
the thing is, you cant even diagnose phimosis in a child.

>>613996665
Kill yourself, Patrick. You could have gotten such an epic get

>>613991078
Frenulum is supposed to be on the opposite side exactly but he's a cutfag and still has one in the wrong place lmao

lmao are doctors nigger tier in america or what ?

how can u fuck up something so easy to do

>>613995398
actually you can get one if you are intact.
nope. You cannot get that. You may have a frenulum which is a natural part of the penis anatomy, but you cannot get a skin bridge.

Your case for example was not a skin bridge, since you cannot "detach" skin just by pulling on it. else your fingers would have fallen off a long time ago. Yours was probably just a case of skin merging from not having pulled apart in a long time. It's not a real bridge since there is no angioplasty between the layers, they were merely connected by the stratum lucidum which you CAN pull off without bleeding and exaggerated pain.

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>>613993887

>>613996853
I remember being washed / being told to wash my dick below the foreskin and that it hurt and it was very hard or impossible to pull it back.

I know that there are other cures for phimosis and I would have preferred one of those over circumsion... At least I still have the foreskin. It just isn't above the head of my dick.

>>613997027

Oh man that made this whole thing worth it...

OP, do you have a picture of how it looked before?

>>613997339
thats normal for a young boy, you should be worried if you cant pull it back when you are 18, but before that its normal.

Poor mutilated wannabe jew americunts
>>613993744
>>613993497
>>613992325
>>613990548
>>613996444
get rekt
>>613994339

>>613993744

medfag here - that's the frenulum, it's supposed to be there. look it up if you don't believe me.

>>613994462
I'm cut too but that shit doesn't normally happen

>>613990548
ugliest cock ever.
go grow a foreskin for you dried out glans
and some cream for that scar

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>>613995982
>implying you can't

Where's your mods then