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someone in chch come and smd
>tfw havent made any friends at uni and finishing next semester
Auckland fag reporting in
>>613920638
I, Ravi, will be your friend.
>>613920638
UoA? What course man
>>613920961
Fucking physics lol, tiny classes
>>613921087
maybe you should join a club, or just talk to someone at your tutorials bro
>>613920723
Ravi you glorious Asian mofo
>>613921255
Man if I was asian then I'd have a better chance at that asian chick I've been crushing on. Where's the love for the currymunchers :( this sucks
>>613921627
RIP Stevie "Wonder" Jobs, this blows
Gave myself my roughly annual head shaving today. I feel cold.
faggots b like, "the only thing i smoke is dick"
Any Massey cunts in here?
>>613921346
Indians are part of the Asian continent tho m8. Live it up.
Reporting In.
Been busy as fuck with uni, what did I miss in the general over the past two days?
>>613920638
>friendly reminder you'll always have your pals over at /nzg/
>>613922003
Massey University or Massey in West Auckland? I'm the latter.
>>613922034
It ain't that OrientalLyfe tho man :( Asian qt pls accept this heart of masala
trying for a sick get
>>613922191
Sorry friend, Massey Uni
>>613922337
You just almost fucked around and got a triple double
>>613922354
is that the one in welly, palmy?
im confused, i live in wellly but theres like 1 @ the city and one at palmy
>>613922202
I had a pre good curry for tea. It was nice.
>>613922451
I missed 100% of the shots I took :'(
Chch fag reporting in
>>613922560
man who the fuck has curry tea, you eat that shit with rice
also what type of curry was it
>>613922511
up in Albany m8
I didn't realise there was one in Welly as well
>>613922714
probably some sort of ass cleanser.
>>613922714
I did eat it with rice?
Madras beef.
Any Science fags from UoA on here? Or westies
>>613922891
Ravi the engineering first year is here, what do you study
>>613922890
yeah dw my joke was shit
>ass cleanser
>my joke was shit
heh
>>613922891
ye what do you study
>>613922852
>>613923072
right nvm i fucked up again
>>613922129
Just the usual weed kpop nudes
>>613922992
Geology. Love me some rocks
>>613922891
I'm a westy, I did maths at UoA.
>>613923219
sure they aren't minerals?
all lame jokes aside, what year, and you enjoyin the course so far?
>>613923228
How did you find it? I just finished a semester with one of Ter Elst's classes and god that man sets some hard problems sometimes. He lectures like he's swallowed a textbook (though he's a really nice dude).
>>613923228
Oh yea what part? Im representing classy Glen Eden.
balls deep in sheep thread? na mate, fuck that. just swinging for the lolz, and to insult your heritage. Cya
>>613923402
Third year so almost done. Enjoyed my time made some new friends. Average grades tho too much time at Shadows
>>613923636
good, it sucks listening to people talking about how much they hated their time at school or uni or whatever, at least someone is enjoying it
>>613923450
I thought it was good, not that hard at bachelor level anyway. Enjoyable.
>>613923460
Massey.
>>613923149
All g bro, it's just an NZ thread.
>>613923780
damn that is one nice pic you got there
>>613924062
not complaining but what happened to the asian qt spam
>>613920212
What is this contraption?
>>613924347
A cool place to hang out
>>613924217
I don't fucking know mang. I'm just droppin' a few pics.
>>613924347
>>613924406
HAHAHA yeah m8
>>613924423
no complaints here bro keep em comin
Any NZ drawfags on tonight?
>>613924217
I think he said once he wanted to focus on uni or something like "gotta get those As."
>>613924699
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE THAT GUY
Please post that one with the asian chick in white dancing and pouring water over herself
>>613921087
kek if you've done your 3 years consecutively that means I was in yours classes for 1st semester physics before I transferred to eng
>>613920531
Are you cute?
Also
Hi friends <3
>>613925000
coming in hot with the trips, hey dude <3
>>613925000
sweet numbers man
>>613921346
have an asian gf at massey, they suck imo, sex is good doe.
>>613924958
I don't know what guy you think I am but I'm not the one who has like a thousand pics of some K-Pop group. I do have that webm though.
>>613924958
>>613922757
am in massey uni albany as well, what course do you do?
Churchur Papanui reporting
>>613925175
>>613925208
Thanks, I devote my trips to my friends and family
>so, you guys <3
>>613925308
I can't tell you how much I love you, ty so much. Do you happen to have the sauce?
>>613925344
IT and Jap, you?
>>613925218
Oops wrong one
>>613925367
Aw thats love right there
>>613925350
hi friend, Queenspark here :)
>>613925428
That one is crack up alguds
>>613925398
Sorry, no - I got this from here many months ago
I wanna bang Asian whores.. Might have to go to Zeus this weekend
>>613925215
funny thing is im not even in it for the sex lol i just like her for whatever reason
Anyone here running the latest Windows 10 Preview?
>am, and its fantastic
>>613925531
>Zeus
Sounds more Greek than Asian to me
>>613925494
one last Q for Ravi: how do you save webms
>>613925531
What? Where is this place, what is its relation to Asian whores, and how much is it?
>>613925481
Hey Israel, you huge fucking faggot
>>613925218
>the one who has like a thousand pics of some K-Pop group
IDBro?
>>613925481
Yooo. Hows your night going? Pretty up to fuvks in pap
>>613925418
comp sci first year. hate 159.101
IDBro is awesome, but >>613925308 has the best goddamn webm of all time
>>613925749
Wow not a jew, just a raging homosexual
>>613925958
Im pretty sure idbro posted that webm here like last year I think
>>613925826
Same shit different day, procrastinating school work :/
>>613925826
Aranui here. Gunna sneak a boy into my place tonight and have teh seces
>>613926032
Daniel?
Upper hutt reporting in.
>>613926144
No but whose this Daniel? is he cute
>>613926093
She's so damn hot like wtf man
>>613926292
Sorry he's engaged to his bf. Sorry bae
THIS NOW A YLYL
THREAD
>>613926381
Oh my feels, I'm so lonely ":[
>>613926406
Fuck off you're such a huge joke everyone will lose
>>613926604
you keen for the Indian bean? Ravi is willing to share
>>613926747
Thanks for the offer but I just had dinner
>>613927007
Indian sweets make for some nice dessert hehehe
all BS aside you a student?
>>613925909
oh man that's like the only paper I'm enjoying right now
you not into programming then?
>>613927409
missed a few classes when we were learning functions, kind of got behind. are you in that class now?
>>613927261
Yep in IT, how bout you?
>>613927725
first year engineering, have two tests over the next two days smfh
Needs more Koreans
>>613927811
thats the one
>>613927134
Try not to be so edgy, you're gonna hurt someone
>>613927800
kewl, got steam bb?
any aoraki faggots? if so, what course.
>>613927982
man i nearly failed L3 physics cause of LoL and games and shit, i uninstalled that shit aye what games you play?
>>613927939
Just leave him to it, its his only social interaction he gets all day. He will get better eventually, give him positive reinforcement that his life will get better
>>613928110
I hardly use it for games, nice platform for talking with people
buuuuuut GTA V PC master race :]
sup, nerds
>tfw sober tonight
>>613928354
Left my 360 back in India like 3 years ago, since that only had a laptop SadLyfe
>>613927648
Yeah, I missed the class where they introduced functions as well tho.
From what I can gather, int main() is the main function that will always run, and other functions are only run when called upon. I'm still having trouble with creating and calling them though.
>>613928364
is it just me or do all Asian girls look like the grudge
I AM A SINNER WHO'S PROBABLY GONNA SIN AGAIN
>>613928461
>tfw vodka with my V
>>613928537
>>613925308
cmon man dont crush my heart
>>613928537
word, they're all ugly
>>613928495
I gotta ask, are you like qt Indian or like dirty Indian
>>613928513
fucing kek, i have the same problem too. where do you sit?
>>613928690
lulwut I'm just a normal dude. Not qt, but not dirty rofl
what are you
hey fags, can someone tell me a joke about Andrew little? I hate that cunt.
>>613928537
It's you
R8 my roast bbz
>>613928681
>>613925308
lets not be silly
>>613928637
I WISH I WAS HITTIN' THAT BOTTLE
>>613928796
I'm qt white boi
>>613928838
where the fuck is my curry 0/10
bs aside looks 8/10
>tfw cutest poster in this thread
>>613928930
nice, nice UoA?
>>613928838
ok/10
mum make it?
>>613929033
Nah, CPIT
>>613929125
ah ok
>>613928982
>tfw the cutest wont share pic with second cutest
>>613929264
lemme get some meat on me first
>>613929370
wot, I like em skinny
>>613928838
Would eat /10
I even managed to buy some lamb today....
Fuck shits expensive.
>>613928690
example of each pls
>>613929462
but girls don't
i also need to get a tan cause i'm pale af
>>613929630
I'll buy the groceries, if you cook, clean and service me
9
>>613929797
Ima have to take a rain check on that final option. busy fighting for the honor of our flag on /pol/
>tfw no qt Indian gf
>>613930159
How quaint.
Bonding over their shared Jewish heritage I see.
>>613930116
I would help you but I don't really care :<
>>613930149
If you have an asian to exchange I can make something happen
>>613930250
Ah wow I'm qt then LOL AAHAHAH I wish I was dirty tho look at that sexy mofo
>>613930380
Come on then, give us a pic :D
>>613930496
no way man your qt is normal and normal means no way hahahahah but Ravi will always love you all worry not
>>613930324
We seem to got it covered.
>>613930777
sweet numbers
>>613930723
Ill give you my contributions m8.
>>613930597
I love you too Ravi
I gotta say tho.>>613930901
You have a lot of pictures of your waifu.
>>613930873
<3
whats up friend
>tfw body still aches from drinking last night
Shittest thread ever, fucking sheep shaggers!
>>613928742
changes every day, basically wherever my friend group goes
you?
>>613931127
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!11! nice one! 1!
>>613931031
talking on steam :) hbu?
>>613931194
chatting with old friends back in India, they're fuckin moronic hahahahha
pining after qt asian
>>613931159
i just sit where ever, mostly the middle back
>>613931159
did you go to orewa college?
>>613931298
Are you evn gay m8?
>>613931534
no I was jus chattin with ya man
unless you dont wanna, thats cool too :(
i better go study for my tests
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>>613932122
Not quite, but nice try
Let's try again
And again
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DEAD FLAG
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i keep it 300
like the romans
300 bitches
300
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>>613932735
WHERE THE TROJANS
Testify, come up in the spot lookin extra fly
