what

>>613897340
Who's Kit? Are you doing gay furry porn?

pics or it didnt happen

>>613897545
whoops *it
no it wasn't furry porn but I wouldn't care if it was

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>>613897630
well I won't be in any films

I don't wanna post the story until we get more people in here

>>613897340
>>613897340
let me guess, your job is to stabilize the lead roles cock in between takes and clean up the load off the motel room floor after the shoot is over.

post story

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>>613898027
did an ama earlier this week

was hoping to find some of those anons, they deserve this story

post porn in the nicetime

>>613897857
op here.

yep pretty much.

>>613897833
I brought more people. Now tell us the story.

>>613897340
sauce on gif?

I'm waiting...

I'm here

>>613898692
Me too

>>613897833
Tell us even though you are probably just lying

here

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>>613897340
How did you blow kit?

Was it a cylinder head issue or something more serious?

just tell the fucking story already

>>613898635
>>613898692
i sucked some dicks and got paid. what else do you want me to tell you?

im a gay male pornstar

Lurking.

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>>613898469
post some porn man

>>613898607
the internet

>>613898635
story will commence shortly
/b/ sucks tonight anyway

>>613897340
tell us the story.

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>>613898885
BAHAHAHAHA FUCKING FAG OH MAN

>>613899014
this
>>613898885

are the girls regular people?
Or are you all a bunch of depraved dead souls with childhood trauma and daddy issues?

>>613898909
Bitch if your going to attention whore on /b/, you might as well start instead of building it up

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>>613899014
>>613898872
>>613898754
part 1
Alright well you'll never see me so I might as well tell you everything; my stage name was going to be Rodney Steelbeam Johnson and I was going to be the next big thing. I told you guys in the last thread that my first scene was set in a mansion in California, a simple poolboy fucks the bored housewife, it was actually the daughter. I also told you that there was a stand in for me if I couldn’t perform, guess what, it’s Peter fucking North. So I meet him and he’s intimidating as fuck but tells me to relax and just do what comes naturally. He also tells me about the girl I’m working with. “She’s a young, sexy, petite, natural goddess. Softest pussy I’ve ever had. She makes you cum so hard it feels like it melts your cock.” Getting more nervous now. One of the producers takes me to meet her while she’s getting ready.

>>613898885
No, im the real OP.

i sucked dicks and got fucked in the ass. i didnt hurt as bad as i thought it would, but i still shed a tear when the lead role didnt use lube.

good money though, id do it again.

>>613898909
thanks nigger

>>613898382
I love Natasha Nice

>>613899327

waiting for part 2

type faster nigger.

>>613899327
>Rodney Steelbeam Johnson

Lemme guess, not even jet fuel could melt you

>>613899327
>Rodney steelbeam
>steel beam

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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>>613899327
So I met the actress that I was going to be working with her name was Janette but she went by the stage name Misogyny Fuel. She was exactly what you’d expect, a perfect 10, new upcoming actress; you’ll be seeing her. She was actually really cool and her name comes from being outspoken against current modern day feminism (feminazi). She’s one of those girls who says that embracing the sexual side is more empowering than yelling at men and just enjoys pissing off ugly fat girls, so she’s cool. After meeting with the director it’s time to film the scene. Back Story over green texting the scene

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I can fap to this

Alright so here's what happened...
>Show up for scene
>They tell me they're almost ready for me on set
>I have to get naked
>Get cued in
>It's a room with a couch and this girl masturbating in front of a camera guy and some lighting people
>I'm supposed to walk up and get my dick sucked
>Tell them I never signed on to be with women
>Put my pants on and leave
>Didn't get paid but it was worth it to leave with my dignity

>>613899327
>“She’s a young, sexy, petite, natural goddess. Softest pussy I’ve ever had.

Can you tell us her name so we can fap along to the story?

Just post the goddamn story asshole.

>>613899805
I already know where this is going.

>>613899917
>Misogyny Fuel

Guess I should have just waited... Came too soon, story of my life...

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>>613899805
>be me
>dressed as poolboy pretending to clean pool
>Misogyny Fuel sitting in the sun in sluttiest bikini with heels on
>”hey poolboy, I need you to put some lotion on me”
>little nervous but ignoring all the people and cameras
>”hi I’m Rodney” “I’m Misogyny and you’re cute hehe” Start rubbing her chest and legs
>She rolls over and I rub her ass, boner achieved, her ass was small yet plump and firm, I’ve fucked some hot girls in my day but she is taking the cake
>”maybe I should get you, you do work outside” she takes off my shirt and starts rubbing lotion on my abs, cameras over my head and in my face, boner mode still active
>she goes down to my pants and touches my cock “hehe I’ve never seen one before, can you show me”
>pull dick out of pants, typical shock porn scene with a giggle, after a few minutes she starts sucking
herewego.jpg
>she’s got skills but I prefer pussy, just biding time until I get to pull into that perfect tight wet young pussy
>camera in my face and business, whatever ignore it, time to fuck “I feel like riding it, can you put it inside me?”
>pick her up, missionary first, pussy so warm and so good, camera over shoulder, can feel camera guys breath, weird, ignore it, focus on that pussy
>She moans and acts like it’s irresistible, typical porn shit whatever, tits are perfect, hair eyes face ass pussy, all perfect
>flip her over, doggy style commenced, now she’s really into it, her moans turn to gasps and she’s quieter now, she’s gonna cum, not a porn orgasm but a real one
>kind of proud of myself, we stop for a second for her to catch her breath, she spins around and shoves me onto the chair, her turn now
>Misogyny Fuel is riding my dick hard and fast, camera above my head filming her, camera behind her filming her ass, getting harder to ignore now since I’m not doing any of the work

Porn sex fucking sucks. Is the pay good?

>>613900009
Well duh...

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>>613900045
>She spins around, ass facing me now, smack it, moans, porn ect. Ass if perfect though
>director calls for money shot, I stand up she gets on her knees and starts sucking and jerking, camera man breathing down my neck, other camera man to the left of the action
>can’t cum, trying for a minute or two and can’t, she’s getting tired and frustrated which makes it harder for me to cum and director shouts to Janette
>”You’re the cock melter, Jette! Finish him off” He calls her Jette for short
>can’t cum, peter north comes in as stand in
>mfw Jet Fuel can’t melt Steelbeams

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>>613900045
>>613899866
>>613899805
>>613899327
what the fuck

none of those faggots are even the real OP.

just about done typing the story.

>>613899866
Kek

>>613900278
-10 / 10 bait still alive and kicking

>>613900278
>Jetfuel can't melt Steelbeams
I fucking knew it

>>613899805
Mysog>>613900278
Kek>>613900278

Kek

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>>613900347
finally, the real op.

>>613900278
Top lel

>>613900347
oh shit.

>>613900278
we made it

>>613900347
the real faggot has arrived

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>>613900765
in true /b/ fashion

>>613900278

This was awful. You should have read this before you posted it.

The Rodney Steelbeam guy had me going, I was in the original thread last month and OP said he would try to hide some kind of /b/ reference in the scene. Who was it you fucked at the mansion to get the job, OP?

>>613900278
Died

>>613900278
>cock melter

>>613900278
For the effort that must have taken, it missed the mark pretty bad.

>>613900278
jesus fucking christ my sides. someone please screenshot this please

Bumping for real OP

awful

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>>613901032
hey glad someone from the original thread could make it, have some porn

>>613901243
Done. Posting it to /r/4chan too :)

>>613900278
>>613900045
OP here this isn't me I'm almost done posting in a minute.

>>613901503
whodat(fuck you I don't reverse search anymore I've been here too long)

>>613901503
Never expected a followup from you, nigger. Now hurry the fuck up.

>>613901243
>>613901522

Either trolls or actual redditors. I lean towards the latter.

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im still suspicious

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stay alive thread live!

>>613901934
No joke, this faggot did actually make this thread before. He said he had to go to a mansion and get a boner real fast in front of a bunch of people who weren't naked. Then he came back and fucked Rachel Rox or whatever her name is. Fuck was I ever baked in that thread, can't believe I remember it.

Jesus christ.
The Jet Fuel story so far is the only good thing about this shit thread.

Is OP trying to type with his dick?

Bumping for real OP again, but HURRY UP. I gotta work tomorrow and it's already midnight.

>>613902229
>Bullshit red army propaganda lies
Fuck off Commie

bump.

come on OP.

>>613902510
Not that guy, but have you ever seen the movie? It makes the German army look more inviting than the Russian army. Which it actually was.

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>>613902510

>>613897340

Damn. Who's the girl?

>>613900278
my sides

How are people too stupid to pre-type long stories in a word processor beforehand? Some people's kids...

>>613902973
OP here, almost done.
Is that some extension of microsoft word? Where can I get it it?

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>>613899327
>>613899805
>>613900045
>>613900278
>i should have known when i saw his name was steelbeams
>i should have noticed the signs when i saw her name was misogyny fuel
>i should have made the connection when i saw how peter said it'll melt your cock

i didnt see it coming and, ashamed and confused afterward, i laughed my ass off
you did good sir, you did good

>>613903245
underageb& detected

That was fucking epic good lord

>>613903245
lemonparty.org

>>613899866

/thread

You said you'd be done in a minute. That was 13 minutes ago. Fuckin impatient over here.

>>613902712
Yes I have and Vassili Zaitsev had nowhere near as many kills as he was credited with.
The movie was propaganda trash like I said, they used that fucker like crazy to promote "the strength of the mighty russia"

summer keeps coming earlier and earlier

>>613903791
Lol that's right, in America you nominate your propaganda films for Academy Awards. Chris Kyle was a lunatic, a piece of human garbage, and the world is better off with him dead, btw.

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>>613898885

>>613903850
Summer stopped coming years ago
Now its eternal sun and shine.
Be happy friend!

OP, I'm starting to hate you. I'm trying here, I really am. But holy fuck, GET THE FUCKING LED OUT.

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>>613904141
>Human Garbage
>For being a sniper
I don't watch movies that come out very often anymore but from what I understand the movie actually had good acting in it and a decent plot.
You must be part of the EU yes?

OP forgot to noko his own thread,l

>>613904173
I've seen this picture plenty of times and I'm still not sure if sucking your own dick is gay or not

>>613904637
>For being a sniper
No for being batshit insane and lying a fuck ton about crazy shit.

Sorry had a few troubles getting the capture to work so I could post.
OK so this is what REALLY happened.

>Show up at this mansion for the scene
>This place was really nice amazing pool, typical porn house
>surprised about what it was really like
>Lots of staff around, a fucking craft table
>Most of the people look like typical tv type people
>See a couple of the girls walking through every now and then they're in various states of getting ready
>Wonder which girl I will get to fuck
>Waiting by craft table get a coffee
>Finally assistant director comes up
>The girl I'm working with is in makeup and will be ready soon
>I'm playing her boyfriend
>Don't have to worry because have no lines
>Waiting in hall with girl, because scene is in one of the rooms
>She looks fucking amazing, I can't believe hoe much hotter these women are in person
>Introduce myself she says it's going to be fun working together
>Starting to get hard already
>It's time and we walk through the door holding hands
>Guy with camera, lighting sound guy and director in there
>Director tells me to sit in a chair and girl to go on lounge
>Starts interviewing her
>typical questions, where she's from, how old she is when she lost her virginity
>and this is your boyfriend, how long have you been together
>about a year
>lol we just met a couple of minutes ago
>Alright so today you are going to fuck on camera?
>Yeah
>Alright
>why don't you show me those boobs
>She pulls up her top and plays with them a bit
>Now lets see that ass
>She turns around and pulls down her shorts shows gstring
>now show me your pussy
>she pulls her gstring aside
>I'm hard as diamonds waiting for my cue
>Alright just take them off
>She pulls her bottoms off completely
>Can you masturbate for me?
>She sits on couch and starts playing with her pussy
>camera on me, what do you think of that
>I love it
>alright time for her to get fucked

>>613904998
>camera turns away from me and towards the door
>this massive black guy walks in completely naked
>I'm mortified
>he's already sporting a raging erection
>he walks straight up to girl and starts getting his dick sucked
>he takes off her shirt
>they fuck in front of me for an hour
>camera turns to me occasionally and they use my reaction to them fucking
>I want to die
>he cums all over her and they hand me a towel and ask me to clean her off
>I wipe the cum off her face
>alright there you go you can have your girlfriend back now
>I was used for a fucking cuck porn

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>>613904637
No, he was human garbage because he loved to kill more than anything else, and he happily shot women and children. And you guys deify him for some reason. Canadian here, btw.

>>613902817
he died a 12 yr/old

>>613905276
American here. Agreed. Glad he's dead.

>>613905053
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>613905053
That's not fucking you, is it OP?

>>613904141
I sense.... muslim

>>613905276
>just doin mer jerb

also he was killing future terrorists. They breed like cockroaches, who cares.

>>613897340
Shut up and give me sauce faggot

>>613905053
That's pretty funny man

>>613905666
No dude, non-religious white Canadian guy here. I just find the idea of murdering civilians then being called a hero a little disagreeable.

I sense epic Satan trips, though.

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>>613904958
>No for being batshit insane and lying a fuck ton about crazy shit.

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>>613905053
i honestly cant believe this. i dont think this is real...

OK OP. Guy from original thread here again. If you really did get stealth cucked for your first scene, that makes it worth the wait. I'd have gotten up and walked the fuck out.

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>>613900278

>>613905276
>>613905393
>>613905681
>>613905870
>Implying killing kebab doesn't make you a hero
>Implying it isn't more good for this world than the three of you will ever do combined
If you like sandniggers so much why don't you faggots move to Sudan, I bet they would love to have you

>>613905657
It is. I'm so ashamed. The fucked up thing is I feel shame and it wasn't even my girl I don't even really know her at all. I just thought I was going to fuck her and didn't get to but my disappointment was enough to make it look like was watching my girlfriend get fucked.

Now people are going to see me and thing it's real.

>>613906312
I agree, it goes from totally normal porn set up to a giant black dude walking in and cucking him the first line of the next post.

See OP, this is why you pre-type. You post fast enough to stop people from jacking the thread, and you don't need eight million people to stick around and bump it for you. Jeez.

>>613906578
nigger y did you quote me? I like chris kyle and his wyfe. He was a true american.

>>613905873
http://inthesetimes.com/article/17597/american_sniper_veterans

>>613905053
110/10 I'm fucking dying.
WORTH THE WAIT
Oh god OP.
My night, you made it.

SHARE THE FUCKING VIDEO LINK
I have to see this.

GOLD

>>613906623
Holy fuck, that is incredible. Tell us her name, come on dude.

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>>613905053

>>613906915
>>613906944
No thanks, then my pic will get posted all over /b/.

I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

>>613904790
Same as if using your hand to masturbate can be construed as being gay for giving yourself a handjob.

>>613906578
Just think outside the box for once, man. Imagine the States and Iraq had their military power reversed, for whatever reason. Some fucking mid-east soldier comes over and starts roaming through your state, picking off your friends and family. How would you feel?

I'm guessing you couldn't give me the definition of the word empathy without Google.

>>613907309
No OP, dont be a bitch.
Be a champion of /b/
POST YOUR NAME

>>613907309
Lol I'm actually dying over here dude, you redeemed the thread. Sorry that it had to be at the expense of your pride, but my god. Did they even pay you?

>>613907543
$250

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>>613907765
Oh god, did they tell you that's what you were making beforehand? How did you not get up and walk out as soon as you realized what was happening?

>>613907765
OOOOoooouuuuch.

>>613908025
No. They wanted a genuine reaction. The worst thing about it is I asked if I could actually star in a scene in the future and they straight up said they don't see them needing me in the future.

All my dreams were shattered.

OP, didn't you get to fuck that one chick at least, when you auditioned?

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>>613908331
Fuuuuuck dude, I'd have been raging. We're there heavies there, just in case that exact thing happened?

>>613907765
$250 for a behind the scenes look, a tease, and probably ~30 mins of your time

>>613907765
OP, be honest. did it turn you on?

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>>613906756
unintentional sorry mate
>>613906797
Your source is bullshit
First off soldiers have been court marshaled and jailed plenty of times for killing civilians.
Second, this article is in the times which is constantly full of shit but not even mentioning that this is an opinion peace lacking almost no factual information
Third, both the guy writing it and the faggot he talked with were anti-war liberal cunts one of which only saw a single year in combat if that. The writer even failed to mention how long or exactly where in Afghanistan he served, I actually have friends who have served multiple tours and all of them have told me contrary to what these cunts profess
And finally jsut because you're stupid enough to believe all of this bullshit
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/16/world/cia-is-said-to-have-bought-and-destroyed-iraqi-chemical-weapons.html?_r=1

>pic related
It's what I was doing while reading you "source"

>>613898840
...and so the penguin says, "No, this is just ice cream."

>>613908610
It's not like they don't have security, it's not like you can really mess with these kinds of people.

>>613908620
Was probably there for about 2 hours altogether.

>>613908745
Kind of but the bad feelings were stronger than the good ones.

>>613907360
>Feeling sorry for kebab
>ever
You're so ignorant I think I hear Charlemagne crying in his tomb

>>613908894
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/07/30/the-complicated-but-unveriable-legacy-of-chris-kyle-the-deadliest-sniper-in-american-history/
Better?

>>613909366
meh, personally OP, i woulda just gone with it and made it a good scene with the reactions they wanted and gotten the 250$ and gone and bought some bud and smoked the memories away. id say you do something similar and either forget about it or accept it and move on. Just dont make yourself into a cuck, theres already plenty of those around.

>>613909366
I don't mean mess with them physically, I mean standing up mid-shoot, saying 'What the fuck is this gay shit, you faggots?' Then just storming out.

>>613909400
Like 7/10, but only because I started thinking up replies

>>613909801
It's not like I'm a real cuck. I didn't even really know her. But the thought that there's a random video out there that makes it look like I am is still pretty embarrassing. Not that I think many people will see it and if they do it's not exactly something people would want to admit and I could just turn it back on them.

>I'm just a struggling actor but you get off to cuck porn

>>613910017
I don't seems like the kind of thing you might get roughed up a bit for and you definitely wouldn't get paid.

Plus I still had hopes for actually starring in a scene myself at that point.

>>613910511
did you like the jette fuel story? just wondering, I didn't post it.

>>613909617
>guy makes up a couple stories(I counted 6)
>makes him batshit insane and a lying piece of shit
pretty much all but two of those stories he told could be perfectly true(the punching the guy in the bar for being a dick is obviously true, the man is a politician why the fuck would he do anything but deny that unless he never wants to be in politics again)
Flimsy shit is flimsy
Also that article was bias as fuck as well and making a bunch of insinuations, also very anti war.
For further instances you might want to make citations that are objective instead of leaning in any direction

>>613910511
good point. Im just saying thats the kinda shit that makes someone into a cuck because its a scarring thing especially if being a pronstar was a dream of yours. Like watching your crush getting fucked and masturbating to it and enjoying it when youre a teen would turn you into a cuck no doubt. Just let the thoughts about it come through and admit the things you dont want to admit then move on, its for the best OP

>>613910198
Stay blind if you want kiddo

>>613897340

Where's the sauce???

I actually remember this thread...
Interesting

>>613911181
>disagrees with me, therefore bias as shit
commit sudoku.

>>613911192
dis nigga right, if you don't confront it there's a good chance you might start liking the BBC or being a cuck in general
And that is something nobody wants except for feminists and gay niggers

>>613911463
>sudoku
obvious troll, but made me kek

>>613911463
How about you do that yourself friendo
The entire article reeked of anti war bias and there was even a video link halfway through the article about the politics of the movie
>Alyssa Rosenberg
Oh look another jew who would have thunk it?
Also, the washington post is one of the most liberal newspapers in america(which is why you know Obama is in shit when even they have negative articles about him)

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>>613911859
Dude is a faggot but I'm more than happy to provide you with a chuckle since you didn't sue a picture

>>613912118
lol'd

>>613911996
>redpilling this hard
>actually believing this shit
Tell me more about how 9/11 was an inside job.

>>613912118
fuckin saved, thank you based anon. my punny sense of humor is happy

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>>613912227
Steal beams is bullshit lol
Being paid for by this piece of shit kike to help his buddies in Israel by funneling money to Iranians to pay the faggots who did it's flight school and death payouts however is not

>>613912648
keks
I bet the holocaust is a lie too, and Obama works for the jews?

>>613899651
underrated stealbeam

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Someone needs to archive this thread. My fucking sides!

>>613912923
Obongo told the Israelis to get fucked, the only US president to ever do so. He's in it for himself and nobody else.
How fucking stupid are you?
Also are you really going to deny facts that the hijackers were paid and trained by the Iranians?
Ignoring the fact that Larry took out the largest insurance policy in the history of the world mere weeks before it happened is being willfully ignorant as humanly possible

>>613900278
Muh sides

>>613913511
redpilling dubs!
why isn't he in jail, then?

>>613907309
Can you tell us the girls nam? or post a pic of her plz?

>>613913866
because the people who would have put him in jail needed "a catalyzing pearl harbor type event" to start a war for opium in afghanistan