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2015-05-05 00:30:12 Post No. 613889458
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:30:12 Post No. 613889458 [Report]
The kitchen is opening in 30 minutes. Let's prepare well, yeah? We are going to have a lot of celebrities and VIP guests tonight. We are changing up the menu and we cannot fuck this up. Chefs, your stations are up to you. I want at least 2 people on entrées, 2 on desserts, 3 on fish, and 2 on fucking beef wellingtons. Don't disappoint me. Get on your stations, let's go.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:31:03 Post No.613889591
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:31:03 Post No.613889591 [Report]
>>613889458
It's chevs.

also bumping
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:32:08 Post No.613889769
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:32:08 Post No.613889769 [Report]
Chef who does appetizers?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:32:37 Post No.613889843
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>>613889591
Oi, cunt. If I wanted your opinion on grammar I'd fucking ask you.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:33:13 Post No.613889946
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>>613889769
Can you fucking read? Jesus Christ.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:34:54 Post No.613890214
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:34:54 Post No.613890214 [Report]
I'll have the special

Pulled pork with a side of mash potatoes and popcorn
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:35:35 Post No.613890345
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25 minutes till dinner service. What is going on?!? I don't know if you donkeys realise what is going on. We're not going anywhere! Get it together!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:36:21 Post No.613890484
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>>613890214
Kitchen's not open yet. Fuck off.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:38:00 Post No.613890781
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Lol, you are pretending to be Gordon Ramsay as if this thread was Hell's Kitchen, I get it :^)
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:39:13 Post No.613890989
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>>613889458
Ill take one of the entrée stations chef
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:39:35 Post No.613891041
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:39:35 Post No.613891041 [Report]
Bad news, chef. The delivery truck from the seafood company is stuck in traffic on the Jersey Turnpike and won't be here until after 8:25. The hostess hasn't shown up yet, no call. There's an old Ford Ranger truck in the parking lot with a county health department sticker on it, the toilet in the ladies room is clogged with used tampons and the dipshit that wrote our new menus spelled "Salmon" without the "L".

Just thought you'd want to know.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:40:16 Post No.613891147
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>>613890781
Observent little fucker, aren't you?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:40:39 Post No.613891200
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Oh, shit, did I fuck it up?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:41:26 Post No.613891336
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SHIT! I've burnt myself chef. and the pork's everywhere!!!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:42:37 Post No.613891506
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>>613891336
Get it together you fucking CUNT!!! Jesus! You're supposed to be a fucking chef, yes? Let's go...come on. 17 minutes till dinner. Jesus Christ.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:43:47 Post No.613891707
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:43:47 Post No.613891707 [Report]
>>613891041
Bullshit. Fox won't allow that to happen on this show.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:44:43 Post No.613891853
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:44:43 Post No.613891853 [Report]
5 minutes on those potatoes chef!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:46:06 Post No.613892088
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>>613891853
WHY ARE YOU COOKING POTATOES YOU FUCKING CUNT?!?!?!? You want people to eat cold potatoes you piece of shit. GET THE FUCK OUT!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:47:04 Post No.613892267
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We finished the Pork chef, do we win?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:48:03 Post No.613892417
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>>613891707

This ain't Fox, cupcake.

Look, chef, those health inspectors don't look too friendly. It's only a matter of time before they et to the ladies room and that tampon clog-of-doom.

The seafood driver called back and said he's making better time and might be here by 8:05, but he'll need a little something extra added to the invoice. He IS from New Jersey, you know.

I called the hostess. She's drunk again. Aimee can fill in but she's coming from her grandmother's place in Hoboken, so she may be a bit late.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:48:58 Post No.613892593
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What's going on in here? what's with all the yelling?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:50:47 Post No.613892886
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:50:56 Post No.613892907
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>>613889458
CHEF
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:51:03 Post No.613892927
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>>613892417
Ramsay,..... I can do something about the health inspectors.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:52:21 Post No.613893168
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>>613892417
Jesus Christ. Jean Pierre will take over and handle these problems. Seafood is being prepped we are fine with that. Aimee can fuck off, she's done. Fuck the toilets, they don't involved the cooking. And fuck you, you cunt. Bringing these problems to me now, when you've known about them all day. You're in fucking denial.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:52:24 Post No.613893180
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i cut my dick off again
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:53:06 Post No.613893299
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:53:06 Post No.613893299 [Report]
Chef can jet fuel melt steel beams ?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:53:56 Post No.613893443
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>>613892907
I hope you burn, you fucking cunt.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:55:22 Post No.613893697
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>>613893443
Im sorry chef I tried so hard.. its my dream to be the best im just happy to be here ill do better next time just give me a chance
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:55:26 Post No.613893710
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:55:26 Post No.613893710 [Report]
>>613892927
Well, somebody sure as fuck needs to do something about them. I know you back-of-house folks think you're the only swinging dicks around here, but I could use an occasional hand running the front end, you know.

Aimee called, she's caught in traffic. Apparently some buzzbomb full of Guidos rear-ended a seafood truck on the bridge and traffic is bungled up fuck all.

By the way, tell the dishwasher on swing shift that it might be nice if he actually washed the fucking dishes once in awhile. The salad plate at 4G had a dried on chunk of...something...that was big enough to see from the hostess stand. It looked like a booger.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:55:38 Post No.613893753
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5 minutes till service. Are you fuckers ready?!? Entrées? Fish? Yeah? Let's go.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:55:45 Post No.613893765
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I'm expecting my order to be on my plate as soon as possible as I am a very important person.

So where is my kids menu all I see is the adult ones?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:56:11 Post No.613893853
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OKAY CHEF, I STIRRS DA BEANS.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:56:32 Post No.613893907
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Sorry I'm late chef, where do you need me?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:57:23 Post No.613894030
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>>613893907
JUST GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND COOK!!! YOU FUCKING USELESS DONKEY!!!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:58:15 Post No.613894171
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>>613893753
Permission to give the health inspectors cake chef?

Bitches love cake
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 00:58:27 Post No.613894203
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>>613894030
Yes chef, sorry chef. I'll get right on the potatoes!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:00:05 Post No.613894437
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CHEF CAN JET FUEL MELT STEEL BEAMS ?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:00:13 Post No.613894459
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Do you like my lovely fruits, chef?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:00:27 Post No.613894490
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>>613894171
Give 'em the fucking cake, man. I'm the manager, I say let them have it. Anything to get them off our asses until chef is over his heavy flow day.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:01:07 Post No.613894585
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>Doors are open and B's Kitchen is going. The vips are seated and ready to eat.

Alright, first order. 3 scallops, 2 risotto, and one special salad. Let's go, yeah?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:01:55 Post No.613894721
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Chef I think I've overcooked my risotto
;_;
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:02:42 Post No.613894849
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>>613894585
4 scallops chef, watch your back, plate's hot.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:03:21 Post No.613894965
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Chef I accidentally raped one of the vips
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:03:31 Post No.613894995
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>>613894721
Come here, fat boy. You sort it out right now, yeah? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FUCK MY KITCHEN TONIGHT! One more fuck up and it's back to fucking KFC for you, you goddamn cunty shit eater!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:03:59 Post No.613895063
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>>613894585
Gonna need another minute on the special salad, chef. I'm just extracting the special sauce, now.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:04:22 Post No.613895118
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>>613894585
>>613894585
>>613894849
special salad is done chef along with the risotto
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:04:28 Post No.613895139
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>>613894995
Yes chef sorry chef
;_;

pls no more yell
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:05:00 Post No.613895213
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>>613894585
Almost done with that risotto chef
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:05:05 Post No.613895229
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>>613894849
Oi, shit face. Are you deaf? 4 scallops. Jesus fucking Christ. Get it together, woman. WHERE ARE MY RISOTTOS!!!!!!!?????
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:05:33 Post No.613895300
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:05:33 Post No.613895300 [Report]
20 minutes on the scallops.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:05:35 Post No.613895305
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>>613894585
one extra special salad coming right up cheff WOOAHHH LIKE xDDDDD hahaha
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:05:57 Post No.613895365
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Beef weliton is cooked chef
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>>613895229
Done with the risotto chef!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:06:01 Post No.613895375
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Chef im sorry i fucked up my 2nd batch of Risotto
;__;
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:06:32 Post No.613895480
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:06:32 Post No.613895480 [Report]
Where the fuck is my risotto that i put in my pan a minute ago
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:07:48 Post No.613895659
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>>613895063
>>613895118
>>613895213
All of you come here, yeah that's you as well, Sarah. This risotto...is perfect. Good. Order out.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:08:35 Post No.613895795
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Holy Shit!!!!

The Tomatoes exploded!!!!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:09:41 Post No.613895957
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:09:41 Post No.613895957 [Report]
Chef

Sarahs scallops are fucking raw
IT'S RAAAAAAAAAAW
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:09:41 Post No.613895958
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>>613895659
What do we do next, chef?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:09:41 Post No.613895960
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Whurr do I place my order fo' da dollah menu? Yall niggas take EBT up in hurr?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:10:35 Post No.613896118
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>>613895958
Oi, fucker. You wait for me, yeah? I'll work the pass, you cook the food, yes? Fuck off.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:10:39 Post No.613896138
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>>613895659
Yes, Chef! Have some tits, Chef.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:11:40 Post No.613896301
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:11:40 Post No.613896301 [Report]
I actually met Gordon not that long ago,
Really really nice guy, nothing like how he is on screen.

Really funny, really softly spoken and a good bloke.

10/10 would go fishing with
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:12:20 Post No.613896414
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Ayy lemme git a number three wiff a purple drank and super size dat sheeit, know-what-ahm-sayin
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Let's get going on those mains, people! 2 Beef Wellingtons, Soup special - hold the garlic, and 3 fish. Let's FUCKING COOK!
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Chef spiderman reporting for duty! I made a spider steak laced with web, I think our guests will really love this dish!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:13:09 Post No.613896546
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:13:09 Post No.613896546 [Report]
Chef, OP just enter the restaurant and order 4 pieces of cocks
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:13:15 Post No.613896568
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:13:15 Post No.613896568 [Report]
>>613889458
Okay 3 minutes for risotto Chef
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:13:39 Post No.613896641
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>>613896301
Thanks, big boy.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:14:20 Post No.613896757
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20 minutes on that fish Chef!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:14:21 Post No.613896769
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>>613896450
Just makin sure the fish are fresh chef!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:14:25 Post No.613896774
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:14:25 Post No.613896774 [Report]
1 beef wellington ready in 5 minutes
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:14:53 Post No.613896848
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>>613896450
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:15:04 Post No.613896880
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>>613896568
OI!!! Come here, you. Fucking risotto? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:15:42 Post No.613896982
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:15:42 Post No.613896982 [Report]
chef i have a prepared on the side of chef i have a dead corpse in the o ven
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:15:51 Post No.613897014
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:15:51 Post No.613897014 [Report]
>>613896880
>>613896568
I swear to God, you are a fucking joke. What the fuck is this?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:15:58 Post No.613897036
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:15:58 Post No.613897036 [Report]
>>613896880
Hold on 1 minute Chef risotto is almost ready.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:15:59 Post No.613897044
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>>613894490
>>613889458
The health inspectors tip cash!

their coming in do we give them seat 9K?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:16:12 Post No.613897073
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:16:12 Post No.613897073 [Report]
None of you faglords have any idea how a real kitchen runs do you.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:16:13 Post No.613897077
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I've made some chocolate milk if anybody wants it.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:16:28 Post No.613897121
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:16:28 Post No.613897121 [Report]
1 beef wellington ready in 3 minutes
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:16:32 Post No.613897131
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:16:32 Post No.613897131 [Report]
Chef, OP just came in ordering 4 pieces of cocks. But we're all out of cocks.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:17:00 Post No.613897197
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:17:00 Post No.613897197 [Report]
>>613897077
thanks, chef
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:17:14 Post No.613897228
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:17:14 Post No.613897228 [Report]
>>613897073
Like this is a real kitchen. Get the fuck outta here you shitty shit. Always has to be one dick hole.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:17:16 Post No.613897235
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So this is how they script new seasons of Hell´s Kitchen.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:17:28 Post No.613897273
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>>613896450
1 Beef Welling well done, Soup special with holy water, and 3 wishes? Huh? Whachoo talkin' bout, Chef?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:17:50 Post No.613897333
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:17:50 Post No.613897333 [Report]
Special soup hold the garlic ready in 45 fucking minutes when while we cook a special batch for that asshole.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:18:14 Post No.613897403
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>>613897073
Please rectify our ignorence, Mistress of all kitches.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:18:15 Post No.613897405
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>>613897077
Shit I mixed the chocolate milk wit the soup chef
>>613896450
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:18:27 Post No.613897439
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:18:27 Post No.613897439 [Report]
>>613893853
Did that potato cut his own hair? Fucker looks like Stewie from Family Guy.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:19:33 Post No.613897626
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Chef, I'm working on that soup, about to drop the special sauce.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:19:36 Post No.613897640
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>>613896450
Uhh chef...I think we have a problem...
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:19:41 Post No.613897648
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>>613896774
>>613896848
>>613897121
Oh my god, what the hell is this. Come here! ALL OF YOU!!!! Look at this...cold as a fucking witch's tit in the middle of fucking winter! And...AND...IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FOR GODS SAKE GET IT TOGETHER!!! You've fucked this whole order! Do it again!!!!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:20:00 Post No.613897710
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>>613889458
Sorry I'm late chef. I'll get right to cooking.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:20:43 Post No.613897819
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:20:43 Post No.613897819 [Report]
Chef, OP is screaming because no one gave him cocks yet
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:20:49 Post No.613897836
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>>613897403
>ignorence
>kitches
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:20:51 Post No.613897844
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>>613897648
Working on catching that fish for you, Chef.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:21:03 Post No.613897870
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:21:03 Post No.613897870 [Report]
Kek we should do this more often
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:21:05 Post No.613897878
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:21:05 Post No.613897878 [Report]
Chef remember when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxy1d0g2GcQ
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:21:06 Post No.613897882
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Chef Kate Gosselin has ordered a Tartiflette Toy, which is Tartiflette with Yorkshire Terrier tails.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:21:36 Post No.613897961
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>>613897648
WHERE IS THE FISH?!?!?!? You are sinking this kitchen because you refuse to ask for help. Jesus...fish.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:21:46 Post No.613897990
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Chef, I quit.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:22:06 Post No.613898046
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:22:06 Post No.613898046 [Report]
Chef! We have run out of chocolate moose
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:22:09 Post No.613898058
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:22:09 Post No.613898058 [Report]
>>613897961
Firing veil now Chef!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:22:17 Post No.613898082
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>>613897439
>>613897819
Fine, then someone has to give him mouth full

fuck you guys!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:22:53 Post No.613898170
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>>613897710
[Inspects anon preparing wrong dish skeptically]
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:22:59 Post No.613898186
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>>613897878
Literally crying. That is amazing. A bit strokey, but good.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:23:54 Post No.613898358
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>>613897405
YOU WHAT! YOU RUINED MY MASTERPIECE!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:23:55 Post No.613898361
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>>613897961
I smell fish, chef
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:24:26 Post No.613898447
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>>613897439
FUCKHT YOU, FUCHKER! I KIK YR ASSSH!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:24:36 Post No.613898477
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:24:36 Post No.613898477 [Report]
>>613898186
Ye Its slowed down to sound funny

he sounds like fucking ozzy osbourne
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:25:14 Post No.613898583
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>>613897961
Here's the fish sprinkled with pepper

Op's satisfied btw
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:25:15 Post No.613898588
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>>613897961
Fresh snapper coming right up, Chef.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:25:57 Post No.613898701
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:25:57 Post No.613898701 [Report]
CHEF OP IS SCREAMING LIKE CRAZY FOR HIS COCKS

WAT DO CHEF

WE AINT GOT NO COCKS
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:26:15 Post No.613898745
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Still waiting on soup, wellingtons, and fish. Jesus this kitchen is shot to shit. 8 minutes to get it together, or you know what happens then.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:26:22 Post No.613898769
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:26:22 Post No.613898769 [Report]
Labrador poccine going in the microwave now, 2 minutes chef
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:26:33 Post No.613898817
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>>613889458
>There had better be some damn good tea with this
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:26:54 Post No.613898877
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:26:54 Post No.613898877 [Report]
chef on the menu chef there is a bigscotti chef i need biscotti on this plate chef
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:27:00 Post No.613898896
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE FISH!?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:27:13 Post No.613898928
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>>613898358
Well fuck me for not knowing the difference between Chocolate milk and soup, it was an honest mistake live with it.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:27:38 Post No.613899004
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>>613898745
Soup's coming up chef
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:28:36 Post No.613899148
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>>613898928
die in a fire. i'm going to try a new recipie
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:28:49 Post No.613899174
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TABLE 2'S FOOD IS READY, GO, GO, GO!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:28:57 Post No.613899195
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:28:57 Post No.613899195 [Report]
on the menu chef there is a bigscotti chef i need biscotti on this plate chef
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:28:58 Post No.613899201
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>>613898896
>>613898745
Shit well then get Shara to do it
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:29:07 Post No.613899218
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Wellington's are done chef!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:29:35 Post No.613899291
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:29:35 Post No.613899291 [Report]
I THINK CHEFS WALKED OUT GUYS


FUCK

WHAT DO WE DO
WHAT DO WE DO
ABORT
ABORT ABORT ABORT

FUCK
FUCK
FUC
FUCK
IT';S RAW
RAWR
AWR
AW
R
AW
R
AW
R
AWR
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:30:18 Post No.613899411
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>>613899218
chef i accidentally the wellington
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:30:43 Post No.613899479
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>>613899148
Phew. It's done.
I hope nobody knocks it over
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:30:44 Post No.613899480
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>>613898583
>>613899004
>>613899218
I'm still trying to figure out where you went wrong with the first attempt, but this is good. Order out. Keep it up! One more order. I'm not looking for learners, I'm looking for leaders. Who will step up to the plate?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:31:01 Post No.613899530
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Entrées are redeee
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:31:07 Post No.613899545
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>>613899411
YOU ATE THE WELLINGTON YOU FUCK
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:31:31 Post No.613899626
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>>613899411
Wellington's are delicious. I don't blame you.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:31:31 Post No.613899627
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>>613899479
>>613899148
Fine then be that way I hope it tastes like shit

*knocks it over*
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:32:02 Post No.613899697
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:32:02 Post No.613899697 [Report]
>>613899291
i will take over as chef.

we need 30 pounds of french fries, and a 10 gallon bucket of cole slaw.
also 2 beef wellingtons.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:32:29 Post No.613899758
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Okay. Now i need to put this in the microwave.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:33:17 Post No.613899880
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>>613899004
>>613899480
Soup's done chef!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:33:18 Post No.613899887
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fish is done chef!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:35:05 Post No.613900178
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>>613899627
YOU STUPID FUCK. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

(fuck. where did I put that fucking thing)
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:35:09 Post No.613900193
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Dessert order up! I need 3 chocolate mousse milksouis, 2 cranberry meringues, and carmalised pineapple. Let's go people!!!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:36:02 Post No.613900338
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Ah, Chef, we might have a problem with this oven.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:36:03 Post No.613900341
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:36:03 Post No.613900341 [Report]
Sundance.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:36:07 Post No.613900353
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chief the wild nigger is out of the freezer again and he ate the fired chicken i just made
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:36:22 Post No.613900383
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>>613899697
Manager-chef-sir i think that's a gag order probably from OP
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:36:24 Post No.613900387
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One chocolate moose ready chef!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:37:37 Post No.613900551
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>>613899880
ITS COLD YOU FUCKING DONKEY
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:37:53 Post No.613900588
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:37:53 Post No.613900588 [Report]
>>613900338
the problem is there is a nigger hand on the oven
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:38:06 Post No.613900620
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Pinapple's done!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:38:20 Post No.613900653
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>>613900193
But chef what in the world is a

>cranberry meringues
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:39:08 Post No.613900774
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>>613900387
You filthy pig! You FILTHY FRENCH PIG!!! What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!? I SAID MOUSSE MILKSOUIS!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:39:12 Post No.613900785
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>>613890484
Hwhat the hell did you just say about me, you giblet head? I’ll have you know I’m the only assistant manager of the best propane business around, and I’ve been involved in numerous propane emergencies, and I have over 300 confirmed saves. I am trained in propane accessories and I’m the top employee in our little company. You are everything to me, not just another customer. I will wipe propane tanks the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my got-dang words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, buster. As we speak I am contacting the propane commissioner across the USA and your transaction is being traced right now so you better prepare for the meaty goodness, sir. The meaty goodness that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taste buds. You’re using propane now, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can save your life in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in propane related accidents, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Propane Association and I will use it to its full extent to make sure that you leave our establishment with the new Vogner King grill. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dang tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will convice you why propane Is better and you will consider the benefits of it. Taste the meat, not the heat, kiddo.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:39:27 Post No.613900824
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>>613900193
Working on this meringue chef
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:39:45 Post No.613900872
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>>613900588
Well i wonder who put that there
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:39:46 Post No.613900875
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>>613900653
He means merengue, stupid

also you miiiiight want to watch out, some guy is running around with a bananna gun.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:39:56 Post No.613900899
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>>613900193
Chef, here's the chocolate ass cream you requested.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:40:13 Post No.613900949
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>>613900588
Fuck, we better catch it before the health inspector sees.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:41:45 Post No.613901188
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>>613900193
What part of the Mouse do uou want chef?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:41:52 Post No.613901206
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>>613900875
FUCK!!

I cut myself ITS BLEEEDING!!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:42:10 Post No.613901259
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>>613900193
>>613900824
Cranberry meringue is done chef!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:42:22 Post No.613901296
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Fresh outta chocolate milk, how about a butter pecan Puerto Rican, Chef?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:42:40 Post No.613901351
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>>613900949
i told you asses he ran out of the frezzer ate all of the fried chicken in the oven, and chopped of his hand
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:42:46 Post No.613901361
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>>613900653
You call yourself a fucking chef and you can't do a cranberry meringue? Jesus Christ lad, there's not hope for you. You're done. Get out.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:43:04 Post No.613901421
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>>613900875
I suggest you do something about him cuz the health inspectors watching
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>>613900653
>>613901361
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>>613901421
I'll be back in just a sec
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Still looking for peanuts, chef. pic related
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:44:58 Post No.613901753
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'Scuse me, don't mean to bother you but I have a bit of a dirty fork.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:45:18 Post No.613901811
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>>613901361
B-b-but c...chef Im sorry.... Pleas give me another chance t-tt-this is all i have
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:46:46 Post No.613902083
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Jesus CHRIST!!! Did I expect too much of you to do 3 simple orders? We've got black people running wild in the kitchen. Some Puerto Rican in the soup AND CHEFS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SPELL MERINGUE!!! HOW THE FUCK CAN I SERVE FOOD WITH A KITCHEN LIKE THIS? You're all a bunch of fucking donkeys. And now, you know what? We're shutting it down.

SHUT IT DOWN!

I've NEVER been more embarrassed in my life. YOU LOT ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:49:00 Post No.613902445
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:49:00 Post No.613902445 [Report]
Thanks for playing gang, that was fun. Op signing off.

>There may be more from B's kitchen, but probably not.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:49:05 Post No.613902458
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>>613902083
New song called "Fuck Gordon Ramsay" coming soon guys. -Lil B
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:49:05 Post No.613902461
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>>613902083
What about the dishwasher?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:49:12 Post No.613902473
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>>613902083
Chef, I'd like to remind you: i did my part correctly.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:49:32 Post No.613902523
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>>613901811
Get out weabo
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>>613902083
You know what it was all that Bitch Sara's fault she cant do shit right
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:51:56 Post No.613902912
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>>613902083
Wheres my Beef Wellington ?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:52:36 Post No.613903013
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>>613889458
Here has go
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:52:48 Post No.613903038
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chef where is my french fries you prick i rang it in 20 minutes ago i need 30 pounds
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:54:23 Post No.613903253
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Fuck you chef! Let's take this outside you pussy.
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:56:16 Post No.613903540
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>>613903038
French fries! In MY fucking restaurant!? Does this look like a fucking fast food joint? FUCK OFF
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:56:26 Post No.613903564
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good news guys. i killed chef. prepare his ribs we have an order up
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 01:58:51 Post No.613903904
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Did I do good chef?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 02:01:15 Post No.613904225
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>>613903540
You having a laugh, mate? You think you can fill the shoes of Ramsay?
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 02:03:54 Post No.613904595
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Anonymous 2015-05-05 02:03:54 Post No.613904595 [Report]
And we never actually managed to kill the nigger...
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