WHEN I WAS....
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WHEN I WAS....
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
Niggers
DEEZ NUTS
Fucked me in the ass
In baltimore
FUCKED ME IN THE ASS WITH A TIRE IRON!!!!
>>613868510
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Took me into the city!!!!
>>613868510
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
To see a marching band!
To see a marching band.
He said
To see a marching band
One day ill leave you
>>613868917
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
>>613868867
HE SAID....
Listen here you little shit
Son when
you grow up
Will you be
>>613868980
Fucking messed it up
the savior of the broken
13, I fucked my first cousin.
>>613869011
Is this just fantasy?
>>613868394
A YOUNG WARTHOG
>>613869497
kek
When I was 13
>>613869456
Caught in a landslide
WE'LL CARRY OOONNN
>>613869451
Imma tell you one time, Imma sell you wonton
>>613869497
Top snek
Hisss hiss
10/10
THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED
>>613869436
THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED!
>>613869597
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
>>613868394
A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOG!!!!
>>613868394
HIGH! !!!! WHEN I WAS HIGH!!!!!!! MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!! BY RITTZ AND TECH N9NE, MY FAVORITE SONG BACK. IN MY METH DAYS WITH MY EX FIANCE. ONE YEAR CLEAN NOW, NO FIANCE=NO DRUGS. I'M A BETTER PERSON NOW. miss my ex though lmfao
I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE
>>613869809
>>613869847
HE SAID, WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM....
Your demons
>>613870103
I too miss my ex. we should have sex to get over our exes.
Mother fucker. . .
This fucking shit is back. God damnit.
>>613870013
Shut up faggot the joke was already made fucking pleb bitch. Thanks for making it not funny
And all the non believers
>>613870463
ok what time?
>>613870552
how about right now?
>>613870645
ok meet me by the old swimming hole
The plans that they have made
>>613870725
I'm there now. slowly undressing
>>613870804
I show up. naked
>>613870906
I start massaging your chesticles
>>613871035
I start rubbing your little boy butt
goddammit
>>613871110
I start licking your butthole
>>613871249
I start pooping
>>613871110
>>613870906
>>613870804
>>613870725
>>613870645
>>613870552
>>613870463
What the fuck is going on here?
>WHEN I WAS...
relevant.
>>613871322
I use the poop as lube and violently shove my penis in
your anus, sounding like a Dr sues rhyme up in here. getting me hot hot hot
>>613870757
BECAUSE ONE DAY I'LL LEAVE YOU
>>613869653
"BABY BABY BABY" till i'm throwing fucking babyies
>>613871548
I push against your thrust, I trust you must. ....CUM. yeah! you like that Dr sues rhyme? straight out of his classic book entitled "me fucking you"
>>613871916
OH FUCK ME DR SUES! !!!
>>613872015
oh yeah I'm freaking you alright. I'm freaking you nice and good keeping it g rated up in here
>>613869988
OPEN YOUR EYES
>>613871401
love making. it's completely natural
>>613872245
Brown eyes
>>613872241
I collapse from the pleasure
>>613868394
When I was young I thought that life was so wonderful
>>613872514
I start peeing on you
>>613872574
until you got raped every day then castrated. that's what happened in my childhood. everyone knows about it where I'm from. happen to anyone else? just me? darnit ya fricks
Am I gonna have to finish that line by myself?
>>613868394
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>when i was
>a young bot
>>613868394
We're doing MCR now?
/b/ is dead. Bands like this used to be branded emo faggots around here until the autistic adolescent 2000-born retards overrun this board.
>>613872587
I start shitting all over the place
>>613872245
Look up to the skies and seeeeeee.
>>613872913
some kids show up to the old watering hole. we commence raping them all
>>613873068
blood shit and tore buttholes galore. didn't even have to use my ak
>>613872808
>MMXV
>not recognising dank Supertramp reference
>>613873197
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
>>613872906
I'm not even close to 2000 baby, but I got a strange sense of nostalgia and realized I've never seen a "When I was" post go past the first line.
Also I got a good laugh from this thread.
>>613873223
ya frick. make me a birthday cake
>>613872857
IVE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
>>613873382
sexually?
>>613873380
You're just butthurt because you were born on a leap day and therefore have only had 5 birthdays so far.
>>613873382
I'M YOUR FOOL
>>613868394
RELEVANT....
>>613873715
BTFO
>>613873708
EVERYONE'S GOT THEIR CHAINS TO BREAK
>>613873578
>no ones told me happy birthday in 6 years
>>613871599
>...fuck it.
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join the Black Parade
>>613873578
I'm just butt torn because Dr Seuss was giving it to me. ............ hard. ........ by the old watering hole. ya hole. aaaaaand my Mexican neighbors laughing like hyenas all drunk outside, it's only 830 ya fricks and you're watching your young kids. wish I was Mexican like them, seems fun. now make me a birthday cake ya frick
>>613873927
2chainz
>>613873959
Happy birthday nigger
>>613868394
sometimes i get the feeling hes watching over me...
>>613873980
Okay thread over. Good job everybody that tried singing something.
>>613874133
Stop... My penis can only get so erect.
>>613874366
except it's MCR and therefore gay tumblrina libtard teenager garbage
>>613873959
I haven't had a birthday party, big or small, little kid style with cake and ice cream, or grown like a dinner or drinking outing with friends. since I was 12, I'm turning 22 this year. I have no friends and my family hates me. FUCK THEM THOUGH laugh my anus off
>>613874551
True True.
But still funny.
15, I met my first love.
>>613874385
I came buckets to this thread. you too?
>>613868474
I PLAYED THE SILVER BALL
>>613874919
my penis/vagina is rekt from sexually arousal caused from this very thread
>>613874750
you like that? you like what I've become?Ivan? ?
>>613875136
Uh...glad this thread was fun?
>>613872975
any way the wind blows
>>613874754
17 older brother fucks first love. I'll fucking kill my brother for that one. bitch was a slut though, but still. brother is a cunt for doing that
>>613869497
Fucking topkek
>>613875548
the wind blows sexy my way. which is south. the DEEP south. hahahahaha
>>613872906
The song's not that bad.
>>613875511
OHH OHHH OHHH! !!!! twas so much more than that! !!!!! so. much. MORE!!!!!! ya whore. but really though I've confessed at least four horrifying life experiences of mine. glad someone read them
>>613875706
Do you still know her?
>>613868394
A faggot.
>>613873267
we start walking the town. smiles on our faces from the earlier victory of little boy butts, the scent still on our penises, still erect. we decide to check out the local skating park where the local schoolchildren skate their boards and blades
>>613876717
yeah. I'm 21, she's 22. my brother is 24. why?
>>613876285
>I've confessed at least four horrifying life experiences of mine. glad someone read them
...Good for you Anon, Good for you.
>although I read everything but the skimpy stuff
>>613876717
she's a slut really bad now. always has been. I heard she got raped or some shit when she was younger. I used to bone her back in elementary. can you believe that shit? was on an Indian reservation after all..... but yeah I still know her, very attractive girl. why do you ask?
>>613877039
post a picture of yourself. feel like fapping right meow
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
>>613877699
SEXUALLY?
>>613876846
we see jamal, the local nigger kid. start gang raping him
MCR TILL I FUCKIN DIE YOU MAY BE GONE BUT YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON WITHIN THE HEARTS OF THE KILLJOYS
>>613878002
he's a nigger so he likes it. we are disgusted and start killing him
>>613878111
sexually
IT'S MONDAY Y'ALL! !!!! Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! !!! NEW TEEN MOM OG. ON MTV! !!!!!! TUNE IN YA SLUTS! !!!!
>>613868615
HAHA LE EPIC! OMG XD HAHAH!!1
>>613878233
moar! !!!! green bitch! !!!! looking like simon from the movie Simon
>>613877407
I just wanted to know
>125 replies
>>613878436
I fucking love that show. did you hear about Farrah fat shaming Gary? ??
>>613878674
why did you want to know though?
>>613878674
she's known far and wide for having a far and wide vagina. she's the town slut. post a picture of yourself
LET
>>613879650
GO!!!!!
>>613868629
sexually
>>613879929
how many times have you fapped today?
>>613880017
around ten. I miss my ex
Fish
>>613868394
but a young man I was wild and full of fire
A youth within my teens, but full of challenge and desire
I ran away from home and left my mother and my dad
I know it grieved them so to think their only boy was bad
I fell in with an outlaw band, their names were known quite well
How many times we robbed and plundered, I could never tell
This kind of sinful living leads only to a fall
I learned that much and more the night I heard my Master call
One night we rustled cattle, a thousand head or so
And started them out on the trail that leads to Mexico
But a norther started blowing and lightning flashed about
I thought someone was calling me, I thought I heard a shout
Then at that moment lightning struck not twenty yards from me
And left there was a giant cross where once there was a tree
And this time I knew I heard a voice, a voice so sweet and strange
A voice that came from everywhere, a voice that called my name
So frightened I was thinking of sinful deeds I'd done
I failed to see the thousand head of cattle start to run
The cattle they stampeded, were running all around
My pony ran but stumbled and it threw me to the ground
I felt the end was near, that death would be the price
When a mighty bolt of lightning showed the face of Jesus Christ
And I cried oh Lord forgive me, don't let it happen now
I want to live for you alone, Oh God these words I vow
Marty Robbins anyone?
>>613868394
>this thread
>>613880110
I'm straight, but I can be in a relationship. with a gay dude who sucks me off all the time and I put it in his butt. no recip. but I know being in a gay relationship is wrong. there's girls that like me and shit. hot girls, I should really try getting with them. they're both 18
>>613879563
>>613879650
>>613879739
....is it time to delete the thread?
>>613880461
if it sexually arouses you, then sure
>>613880316
back to your anus, you hanus monkey fucker
>>613880507
this nigger look funny
>>613880280
yes continue
>>613869497
How it's been done for years baby
>>613881065
raping little kids, aw nigga that's my shit. splitting wigs hitting licks. pussy niggers throwing fits. show them what crazy really is. fuck your click, fucking misfits, go back to your daddys tits. go back to sucking your dead mothers donkey dick
>>613881550
nice rap
>>613881100
ooooo sexy man. MOAR! !!!!!
>>613868394
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My wicked past unfolded, I thought of wasted years
When another bolt of lightning killed a hundred head of steers
And the others rushed on by me and I was left to live
The Master had a reason, life is his to take or give
A miracle performed that night, I wasn't meant to die
The dead ones formed a barricade least six or seven high
And right behind it there was I, afraid but safe and sound
I cried and begged for mercy kneeling there upon the ground
A pardon I was granted, my sinful soul set free
No more to fear the angry waves upon life's stormy sea
Forgiven by the love of God, a love that will remain
I gave my life and soul the night the Saviour called my name
>>613881668
thanks man I try. the demon on my back thanks you as well
>>613881925
shrek is never gentle. he's all ogre that ass. fuck Fiona he said
>>613882043
I want to hear another rap. I think everyone in this thread wants to hear another one. what do ya say pal?
>>613881925
Where do ships like these even come from?
>>613882439
rarr I'm a Dragon. rapping shreks ass, donkey can't believe what happen. I mean when i start rapping I start yappin. start actin wild not mild let's get shit crackin, like your ass, I'm enormous bitch krakken. snorlax ass nigga fuck you while you sleepin make that ass start clappin. oh just ignore him he's a schizo. demon on his back like "what's happenin" bitch the fappenin got the world start reactin
>>613882714
your bum bum
>>613883169
lyrical genius
>>613883169
I like your moves
>>613883459
I like your style
>>613882439
Why am I still in this thread?
Why do I always stick around when I start something? Why am I such a faggot?
>>613883169
round of applause
>>613883575
baby make that ass clap
>>613883573
because you're you. you're unique. no one can take that from you Noah
My Chemical Romance Mexican
>>613883169
bravo sir bravo, the movie channel
>>613883850
>>613883573
how you liking this thread? got two raps from an award winning artist
>>613881550
badass rap
>>613881550
dude you're fucking awesome I like your rapping style
>>613880448
why did you even post this, kill yourself pls
>>613870480
trying too hard
>>613884460
ok sorry. back to reddit I go
>>613884109
looking very sexual in that picture. who took that picture of you? very unique angle
>>613883169
you're a badass rapper bravo and cheers muh deer
>>613884216
Honestly when the thread got around to those anons with their sex roleplaying I laughed so much that I snorted for 10 seconds straight.
But yes the rapping was quite funny and surprisingly catchy.
>>613881550
straight fire
>>613884947
I'm responsible for both of those, your welcome
A nigger.
>>613885620
I'm white actually sir
>>613885767
me too
>>613885318
Thanks Anon.
>>613886283
your welcome, good sir
Okay well this was fun.
Goodbye everyone.
>>613886696
I know right, I got shit to do, work out, eat, watch teen mom og my ex got me into watching that show, real good show actually, but yeah, I'll also be in hell if anyone needs my shy rappin sex role playin ass
>>613887363
buh bye
>>613887363
anpetu waste
>>613887363
adios
>>613887363
demon on my back says good night mate
>>613887363
ash and all the pokemon say good night
>>613887363
the digital monsters, the digimon, say good night
>>613868394
A kawaii american
>>613887363
the lugiohs don't say shit because they gay as hell
>>613872975
I'M JUST A POOR BOY
>>613868394
ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY
>>613868394
high. when I was high. by rittz and tech n9ne
>>613888316
I NEED NO SYMPATHY
>>613889046
I like where this is going. sounds like some ol Johnny cash shit. or Johnny cash by yelawolf
this thread has me laughing harder than any other thread in 3 years
>thanks /b/
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
>>613889388
no probs, it's mostly me
WHEN I WAS
>a nigger, my mother took me into the city, to see my dad in jail.
>>613889046
ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS DOESNT REALLY MATTER TO MEE, TO MEEEE.
>>613889274
Bohemian Rhapsody
>>613889744
turn down because you have young kids in the house, is what I should be telling my neighbors right now. trying to start off cinco de mayo right I guess
>>613889840
aw shit I should've caught that. I love Wayne's world
>>613889795
niggers have dad's now? must be 2015, times are changing, I gotta keep up. b/ keeps me young
>>613871498
kek
>Implying
>niggers
>>613889752
I do the random sex role playing thing when I have a chance on b/. usually has people cracking up
>>613889840
Mama, just killed a man...
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA XD
DICK ME FAGGOTS
>>613891124
le dicking face
>meme arrowing unironically
>>613891049
PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD, PULLED THE TRIGGER NOW HES DEAD
>>613891124
I fucking love the drop. sisters. by a tribe called red. yessssirreeee I tell ya hwat
>>613891789
do famous people use b/? like celebrities and shit? because you're looking at a future serial butt rapist here
>>613892224
I'm actually getting pretty tired. about to hit my sack then hit the sack
>>613892497
I used to shave my balls but recently I've been letting them grow out because i guess it's more manly. I think my ex fiance liked them hairy if I do recall correctly
>>613892668
I recently got rejected by the army. yeah fuck those guys I would've dominated the izarmy
>>613892830
New teen mom on in seven minutes. tune in monkey fuckers. it's on mtv
>>613893552
the prison bitch gets engaged to an old fuck, think her name is Amber
>>613893673
you can just tell farrahs daughter will grow up to be a slut. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
>>613893874
this is now a teen mom og thread
>>613868510
pounded my tight asshole
>>613893949
teen mom og makes me miss my ex fiance. that devil bitch is probably watching me right meow. hi Shelby love ya babe
>>613894020
you too? mine did too and now 18 years later acts like he didn't. I'm 21 now
>>613894105
the music at the end of teen mom og is trippy as hell. my favorite part of the episodes
>>613889388
You're Welcome.
>>613894447
I'm the one making the funnys here. I did the random sex role playing, the raps, and some other random comments here and there. what did YOU contribute?
>>613894669
I need to go to the store and get some eggs. breakfast burritos calling my nizame
>>613894953
Shelby, call me, laugh my anus off. you probably high as hell right now
>>613895207
Ryan from teen mom og looks like he's on drugs. coke I'm guessing
>>613868394
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HE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>613895483
macis pms' ing ass is back on teen mom og
>>613868394
KILL THE FUCKIN EMO
>>613868394
OP here.
I'm glad I didn't delete the thread since you guys are laughing so much.
....just don't post anymore shitty anime.
>>613895582
emo is ugly
>>613895676
not op here, I've been here since the beginning of thrized
>>613895580
tyler and Caitlyn from teen mom og are on drugs
>>613894669
I'm OP and kept the MCR song alive.
I also posted some sexy reaction images.
>>613895676
I 69'd with my ex fiance a couple of times. first couple of times she was really into it. kinda made me laugh because I felt she was a little awkward about it. we loved each other at the time though
>>613896057
noiyce. just noiycin your noiyce
>>613896525
Aw Yeaaaah, Right back at ya!
>>613896057
I skipped working out just to comment on this thread, like a voss, a vase
>>613896386
May the love you have felt flow through you for years to come Anon.
>>613896001
farrah always making herself cry and shit. with that Kim k cry face
>>613897429
thanks. that relationship actually lifted me from a deep depression. lasted for two years, lived together for the entire time except the first month. was engaged, was going to have a kid together, had names planned out and everything. had two dogs that we called our kids. buuuuut, me and her were deep into meth. I quit she didn't, started selling herself every day. told her to pick me and the dogs or meth. she choose meth, killed the two dogs, later got her cousins to try and kill me. moved across the country to get away from her. here I am. she still says she misses me, crazy cunt she is. has my name tatted on her titty, I don't have her name tatted on me though lol
>>613897594
that cartoon bitch is sexy, hope ang smashed.......... hard
>>613870466
I love you too.
>>613898568
looks like my future family. there's two 18 year old broads at work whom I just know they want me to put a baby in them. they sluts though, don't want to have slut kids
>>613899008
I like to drink a lot of Nyquil then fap until I go to sleep. I miss my ex
>>613899131
I like turtles
>>613899197
I wanna party like it's my birthday.
>>613899382
actually, me too. haven't partied in a hwhile. I'm 21 too so might as well. yolo
>>613899645
I'm 21, I'm anon, and I like to party!!!!!
>>613899727
I like to masterbate
>>613899786
I like to drink, smoke cigarettes, smoke weed, do coke, and shoot up meth lmfao. can't do the latter anymore though
>>613899645
Heh I'm 22 and a fucking neet so I really should just go out for some fun.
>>613900205
my advice, life is short live every day to the fullest. the reason why middle aged men have midlife crisis? because they didn't live life to the fullest in the prime of their life, their twenties
>>613900723
Godspeed Anon. Thank you.
>>613900723
don't fall in love or have a kid in your twenties. my parents had me when they were 19. I remember celebrating their 25th, 26th, 27th birthday with them, and the look of regret on their face, wishing they didn't have kids so young. they finally grew up and didn't have the look of regret around their 34th birthday, sad shit though imo. I'm waiting until I'm 30 to have a kid
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>>613883265
C'mon man uncalled for
>>613898446
considering he has grankids and shit
yes he definitely did
>>613901998
lmfao. I actually made that comment "your bum bum" an eminem song "same song and dance" inspired the song. badass song actually. talks about being a serial killer and shit, in a non psycho way
>>613902484
with her I'm assuming? the movie version, the girl is sexy af as well, nicola pelts at age 17!!! my dream girl at the time
>>613902638
inspired the comment I meant
>>613901580
Oh god, my parents had me at 18, but they never got married and were both deadbeat jerks.
Now they have their own little family's they treat a million times better than they've ever treated me. To this day neither of them know how to interact with my and constantly brush me off. They always acted like I was a chore to have around whenever they had to interact with me. But now suddenly they feel sad and want to hang out with me now that I'm in my 20's.
But fuck them because one day I'll be successful and covered in money, and they ain't getting shit.
>>613902935
noiyce! !!! this thread is still one of the top threads! !!! 4 hours later! !!!!!
WHEN I WAS...
>>613903138
I've created a monster.
>>613903257
No stop we got to "phantom...black parade." there's no way we can go further than that.
